Adam Levine Is Cringe And So Are We

[@mightymeatymech]

Thinking about sending a cute photo with intent to flirt and getting back "that's a nice photo" is killing me inside 😭😭😭💀 LMAO

[@breezemansker3366]

I have a "nerdy" friend who girls don't talk to and he never gets I'm flirting with him even when I tell him he is like nuh uhhh🥴🤣

[@shannond1511]

@@breezemansker3366 I don't get it

[@joedyisonfire4903]

If it’s Jarvis tho …

[@breezemansker3366]

@@shannond1511 how lmfao?

[@Laura-ku4nk]

@@breezemansker3366 Have you considered he just doesn’t want you to flirt

[@theaceofswords]

cringe culture is dead except for making fun of adam levine

[@JoJo-oc8zf]

Based pfp

[@froggy5748]

Cringe culture is only alive when we make fun of cheaters!

[@nuhvaa4280]

I assure you cringe culture is very much still alive and rampant

[@noiz1762]

@@nuhvaa4280 necessary evil

[@joedyisonfire4903]

Cheating on your wife is the real cringe, forget furries, let them do their thing

[@Deadshotya]

Rip Jordan when Chad Chad inevitably snaps his neck for stealing "A twinge of cringe"😔😮‍💨

[@downtheriver22]

my rule of thumb is if i couldn’t (hypothetically or literally, doesn’t matter) laugh with someone during s-ex, that’s not someone I want to ~bed~. s-ex is so WEIRD we’re all sweaty and squishy and smashing our bodies together of course it’s going to be awkward or strange or odd sometimes but it’s 100% easier when you are with someone who you can laugh it off with

[@trenvert123]

That's a nice comment

[@yahkimicki236]

Why are you writing sex like that

[@ohaiClemmy]

I would fucking cry if someone said "that's a great photo" to me when I'm trying to throw my legs to the moon 😂😂😂

[@lanar.2599]

Someone once replied to a nude I sent with, and I quote, “*chef’s kiss*”… asterisks and all 🙃

[@ohaiClemmy]

@@lanar.2599 😂 OMG!

[@shirin9452]

Screaming ok same but why did you have to say it like that 💀💀💀

[@mildlyinvested2992]

@@shirin9452 great sales pitch though, now I want to throw my legs up to the moon too.

[@rains0return]

Let's normalise sexy talk 😭 so people can get better at it (specifically guys, more specifically guys like Adam Levine)

[@jahoobies]

Sexy talk is normalized in a lot of ways now, thankfully. Dudes like Adam Levine will be weird thirsty men throughout the passage of time. No one needs to assist them on embarrassing their wives or children.

[@deadlykitten3004]

i don’t think lack of opportunity to practice is his issue

[@rains0return]

@@deadlykitten3004... valid point

[@Me-wx1mt]

dat body is straight up ridiculous

[@justsummers1559]

But, how do you not cringe saying them 😭

[@AlwaysAmTired]

I love when people giggle uncontrollably at their own thoughts. My best friend does it all the time and it's my favorite thing. Too funny

[@biggestastiest]

i do it it's called being mildly insane

[@soupmix211]

​@@biggestastiestYour pfp... Happy pride month my fellow trans sibling!!

[@squid2039]

there's so many times where I think of a joke and laugh at it lol

[@_viya]

nah the serious part of the whole levine thing aside, seeing his cringe texts and all the memes that were born after is one of the funniest things in the world

[@yoongiverse.]

Javadoodles added a drawing of their little cup character in place of the girl’s photo and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I laughed so hard

[@_viya]

@@yoongiverse. that's great hahah

[@Moots4Joots]

Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.

[@Alz616]

Maybe a sentiment not everyone shares: The best sex is sex I can laugh during (in the right context). Did I say "oh yeah" while we were doing it and you found that silly because I sound like the Kool Aid man? Did I accidentally elbow you in the jaw while changing positions? If we can laugh it off and continue, that's the best sex for me. A level of comfort that says the mood isn't dead just from a mistake!

[@kaelowrey6841]

Dude, quality episode here. The vulnerability, the inclusivity, the educational aspect all hit super hard for me. As a younger person who spent the majority of their life without a strong parental figure, this podcast teaches me a lot.

[@SaltedRain]

This comment is exactly :,)

[@fairpoet]

It's nice to hear people frankly talk about how sex can be awkward and weird without it being shrouded in purity culture and creepy youth pastors. I'm an old. I feel like the 90s and 00s were all about being the edgiest edge lord. Sometimes, I have horrible flashbacks to things I said and people I hurt. While I'm proud of the progress I made, I hope my words didn't damage anyone in their developing years.

[@oberyncarzer5620]

Love hearing a healthy non-misogynistic:toxic discussion about relationships. It’s really important to have these conversations especially for the younger viewers and I think that a conversation like this would really help a guy or non-binary person that might be feeling a lot of weird pressure from the patriarchy itself. Thanks, boys.

[@greybrisson]

literally !! exactly what i wanted to say

[@reidleblanc3140]

I think this is the first time I have ever seen anyone include nonbinary people in talk of masculinity instead of lumping us in with women all the time. it's disgusting on so many levels that we are considered female. even if I had actually been socialised female and was read as female, i would still be super grossed by this.

[@SaturnHunter_]

Jarvis talking about the attack helicopter jokes made me remember how everyone in my friend group used to say that when I was younger. Naturally, being surrounded by those people, I started saying it too. Didn’t realize exactly what it was implying until way later. (Though I will say, they did make me slightly uncomfortable back then as well) I’m transgender too, and a lot of them knew it at the time. Then again, I was at a Christian school, so that’s just how it goes.

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

I used to jokingly say I identify as a tree which could be seen as transphobic I realize now but I genuinely thought it'd be nice to just be alive and watch the world pass by. Plus I realize now I'm nonbinary so it could also have been the gender neutrality of it all

[@usernames_are_hard_]

honestly same i had no clue what it meant i genuienly just thought it was meant to be like a quirky random like thing like how people thought saying potato and chicken nugget was humor when i was like 8, i had no clue it was transphobic and i cant believe non of my friends ever told me it went on until i was like 10 i was litterally friends with a trans person and saying this in front of them 😭😭 i

[@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463]

Same. Minus the transgender part.

[@piskelo10]

I'm also trans! I said it a lot cause I thought it was funny, but didn't realize it was even meant to make fun of trans people. I thought it was just silly and I didn't know much about trans folk back then either Looking back, now I see how problematic it was Pretty crazy stuff

[@beingsodone]

This is so old but I want to thank you bc for one sec my mind didn’t connect attack helicopter to the bad pronouns jokes people do but connected it to like helicoptering/windmilling your dick and I was like bruh wtf that is so aggressive. And just started laughing as i realised my mistake And now that word will now never be the same for me after this and thank you for that honestly.

[@alexandriahall2843]

this is such a real conversation that started out on such a goofy hypothetical, love the jordan and jarvis combo sm

[@minawang8479]

jordan's shirt is the color of jarvis' room and jarvis' shirt it the color of jordan's room.

[@menacinghedgehog]

I love that laugh Jarvis does mid-sentence when he remembers the joke he's about to tell

[@lotti696]

jordan casually acknowledging ace people in a conversation about sex is exactly what i needed today, thank u so much sir

[@onlyonestevie]

What I love most about this podcast is how you guys can have an emotionally mature conversations and still be able to keep it humorous and enjoyable for others to listen to.

[@draculina8017]

the transphobic jokes that jarvis brought up, i actually understand so well bc i was so young and just laughing at the word “attack helicopter” and as someone who is trans i look back and that and just kinda go.. “huh”

[@biggestastiest]

i made myself laugh so hard in front of others even though deep down they made me wildly uncomfortable

[@shirin9452]

I haven’t gotten there yet and am very confused because…what is wrong with the words attack helicopter oh no am I about to learn something upsetting 😢 Edit: I got there, remained confused and had to google. And then I finally remembered that meme and I was relieved to find that not only did I not laugh at the gender joke, no one else I knew brought that up. In fact I’m pretty sure I thought we were just calling attack helicopters hot, a sentiment I will still get behind 😂 but thank god. Cause sometimes you look back and remember and you just go OH NO WE THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY 😭

[@sarah.1230]

yoooo the comment Jarvis made about the main change in his comedy being the focus on who’s laughing and why !!!! that is the perfect way to describe it! I didn’t even realize my perspective on making jokes had changed as much as it has until listening to you guys talk about this. it makes me happy to know I’ve grown and changed!

[@phothl]

Fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk this podcast is absurd 🤍

[@bowie6718]

😭😭😭

[@mirandalee3581]

Jarvis gets more attractive every damn time he opens his mouth. Sir is trying to make fun of himself and I’m drooling.

[@yoongiverse.]

The hair and the fashion are just getting better

[@briarcook8855]

No for real, he makes me wonder if I’m not as big a lesbian as I thought I was

[@chriswelter3859]

Yeah this episode is kinda difficult to listen to because Jarvis keeps bringing up the things he does when he’s being intimate with someone, and now I’m daydreaming like a cliched teenage girl reading Tiger Beat. He has to stop being so cute.

[@vlogily8043]

Not surprised that Adam Levine is cheating, more surprised that he texts like an incel

[@Alwayssjess]

I’ve always thought the best response to nudes/scandalous photos especially unsolicited is “Neat. Thanks! 👍” or “nice job 🌞!”

[@dylpickled]

I remember being 17 and at that time I was one the of the only out trans/non binary ppl at my camp. The director shared an attack helicopter joke that a camper made on a form. I thought the director was chill but I remember feeling extremely uncomfortable after that, it was different from the ironic humor I might hear from my affirming friends. He was my boss, so that caused a strain when I had to go to him for other issues. I don’t mean to sound like a dick but at 17/in 2017, I knew it was wrong lol. It’s just weird to hear a 30 year old blame it on age, but I do appreciate acknowledging whatever ignorance you had at that time.

[@zachfrommars8013]

I think they were talking about thier middle school years which is more understandable but also not being trans themselves they had the privilege of not seeing how harmful those jokes could be and not understanding the context around them. Idk, I think it's good that they do casually acknowledge that they regret those jokes and understand why they are harmful now.

[@dylpickled]

@@zachfrommars8013 yeah although my thought was that I don’t remember the attack helicopter joke being in use when I was in middle school and I’m younger than him. I’ve messed up in other ways too, and I’m not trying to hold it against him just acknowledging different experiences.

[@nijhgbyyh6890]

i definitely heard it more in middle school than i ever heard it in high school it also could depend on where you grew up in the south, transphobia is way more rampant and outspoken than in other places i definitely used it myself in middle school even though i am pangender now it's definitely an age thing, maturity and environment are perfectly valid excuses

[@dylpickled]

@@nijhgbyyh6890 from what I found, the joke didn’t exist on the internet until March 2014 and picked up in 2015. That’s when I was leaving middle school/starting high school, and I’m a lot younger than him so I don’t think this is a middle school thing. It’s all good now regardless, just doing some math and internet research on a shitty joke.

[@uwuuwu8486]

people grow up differently, just because youre aware at a young age, it doesn't mean everyone that age is or should be. what matters is the present and the actions they will take to make up for the past.

[@SharkyOverlord]

Before I knew I was trans and gay I would call things I didn’t like gay and I’d make the attack helicopter jokes. I was a child, so I don’t hold it against myself and I feel like forgiveness for middle school nonsense isn’t too hard to earn.

[@reidleblanc3140]

jordan cracking up before even telling the story and jarvis just sitting there waiting lollll

[@shroom.doom.]

making jokes at the expense of ur identity is a really tough thing to look back on. im glad that im not in a space where that feels like something i have to do to be accepted by others

[@xintract]

the whole leaked sexts thing reminds me a lot of a few years ago when someone posted a clip of nicholas cage at kareoke and like everyone started dragging him, in a more good natured way im sure like unlike adam levine he didnt do anything wrong, but its that like taking something thats private that nobody looks cool doing and sharing it around to be like wow so cringe. like adam levine is in the wrong for cheating and stuff but like nodoby looks cool sexting, or singing karaeoke with friends, or eating a big burrito or whatever it is. its like cringe culture and paparazi culture really bring out the worst of everything

[@ShinyHunterMuck]

This is honestly just a nice video, I thought it'd just be dunking on Adam Levine (which would also be hilarious) but this was just nice stories and advice :)

[@buckduckit]

I only ever think about his stupid mom tattoo that's upside down that looks like wow...

[@buckduckit]

or the bro nipple tattoo...

[@chaosreigns4392]

I can’t get over how strange suspicious Jarvis looks around the 5 minute mark for no apparent reason 😂

[@destinysmith1325]

I know 😭😭😭 like what happened for that 1 minute?? What is he Doing

[@brkh96]

Probably taking out food/drink from the bag(s)? You can see him sipping at 5:51

[@mayaulrich4882]

When I was dating my last partner I sent him some ~pics~ and he responded, “you look nice.” Still think about that response 😂😭

[@LUH_4511]

"better go too light than too heavy." you two are good boyz :)

[@jupitertheplanet.]

i sent a spicy pic to my partner and they replied with "awooga".

[@petragrump]

i cannot pretend jarvis talking about calling someone babe during sex has no effect on me. dude is so attractive

[@sideways5153]

Bedroom talk being cringy outside of the bedroom is a cornerstone of cringe comedy and relatable humor. Bedroom talk is cringy IN the bedroom lmao. My partner has laughed in my face in missionary position because I said something silly lol And I completely agree with Jordan’s take, being open and direct about what and how you’re communicating is the most efficient and stable way to build the kind of rapport where you can laugh at each other during sexy time and then keep going

[@jessicaadami3499]

I think at the core of any human interaction should be the confidence that you as a person are valuable that’s developed through a conscious effort to get to know yourself fully and in turn acknowledge that the person you’re speaking to is equally as valuable and subsequently worthy of respect - respect in my opinion is often showed by taking the time to tell the other person exactly how you feel, it’s an effort to maintain and potentially grow the relationship That being said if you struggle to know how to behave in *regular* everyday situations maybe take Yoshin David Radin’s words of guidance “Be simple. Be gentle. Be kind. Be forgiving.” But “cringing” at anything really isn’t fruitful for the health of your mind.

[@FreggFaerie]

Where was this conversation a year ago when I needed it 😵‍💫

[@Starlightdreams02]

5:49 this is so true omg 😭 Ive fr bursted out laughing before like "ok ok im sorry I cannot take that seriously bc the way you phrased that" and then it was funny then we moved on 👾

[@Hailgoatman666]

I just checked and I’m glad this is an official Spotify podcast. Y’all’s banter will now get me through quite a work days

[@Hailgoatman666]

I don’t feel like fixing this. You’re welcome

[@AmyAberrant]

I don’t even get the “on my six” thing

[@ginger_nspice]

That face at 2:40 😏 was all of us lmao

[@angeljesso]

Why are there so many fuzzies on Jarvis' mic? Where has it been

[@velv3ts]

to a furry convention

[@xSmythosx]

oh yeah middle school me gave so many white friends an n word pass because i’ve been the lone black friend for my entire life. i let them use the n word, i let them call me an oreo, i laughed at their friend chicken grape soda watermelon no dad jokes. i did the polar opposite of jordan, i didn’t know any other black people as a result of where i grew up but instead i coded HARD and did everything in my power to fit in with my white peers. i wore “oreo” as almost a personality trait and point of pride, but i honestly internalized a ton of racism (and sexism and transphobia as well seeing as nearly all my friends for most of my formative years were cis white guys and i was a weird black girl) and never stood up for myself or anyone like me. i judged my uncle for using aave, i wore cheap wigs or cut my hair short (partially because i got bullied and harassed even by my friends for my curls) i prided myself on not listening to rap, everything. i’ve done a ton of work on myself over the last few years and am significantly more proud and aware of how i occupy space and i’m a lot less lenient about how other people act around me. 14 year old me really was an uncle tom ass bitch but i’ve worked my ass off to become a black queer person who is very much in touch with and proud of who i am. i may still have many white friends but i do not let them forget we are not the same and i don’t let them stay complacent when they slip. i am not the frankly racist little kid i was a decade ago

[@reidleblanc3140]

"whose name I won't say, because he stole money from my family once..." "whose name I won't say, it was Steve..." lmfaooo the shade

[@prankhan3097]

Liked immediately after, “That’s a great photo.”

[@irinaphoenix2169]

Talking about a black teenager making jokes at his own expense for a white audience is giving me Black/White flashbacks.

[@chloepeifly]

oh sorry did i say babe i meant madam

[@bandallitworm7068]

we need a sad boyz and fellowships covenant collab 😭 😭

[@blindmown]

I knew a girl who went on a date with a guy who shouted "You're sucking my soul out, I love you" when she was going down on him. They didn't have another date afaik.

[@Me-wx1mt]

2:36 that move jarvis made on the cup was so well timed lmao

[@brkh96]

PLS 🍑

[@Tastykake83]

5:00 Jarvis what are u doing lol

[@kuzcospoisonthepoisonforku2607]

There's a little heart of fuzz on Jarvis's mic :)

[@Me-wx1mt]

RELEASE THE JARVIS SNOOP IMPRESSION

[@ramsesmedina9203]

Such introspection! Thx

[@Missstarpro16]

I appreciate the ATL representation!! ❤

[@jayopayke8846]

3:21 this made me think of reading my sext in front of a court and now I want to jail someone

[@dee4010]

I appreciate youlls honesty. Youll are hilarious and relatable😂

[@huhs112]

Imagine wanting to name your and your wifes child after the "sidechick" you're cheating with

[@GenderFluidDragonKing]

The best thing you can do is laugh about it, like one time while undressing I farted and my bf / both of us bursted out laughing

[@kenzie4217]

7:42 damn jordan throwing some shade

[@CannonCraft]

"Well I guess I'm not ugly enough" is such a baller phrase.

[@sigasaurusrex]

god the constant realization that i dont understand social norms for comedy is horrifying

[@memejeff]

Same for me except she sexted me. I just asked whats up and they said they were showering in a very sexual way. I just said cool and never realized until 3 years later.

[@MillysGames-TS3]

As an aroace i love making overly flirtatious jokes because romance is the funniest goofiest thing

[@Boonesman]

If you ever say something cringe during 'the deed' just pause for a second, say "uh, so that just happened!" And then keep going like nothing happened.

[@saggysackstudios]

how to make ur partner flaccid in one easy step:

[@shirin9452]

Tbh, I’ve always just doubled down on it or deliberately continued the cringe to act like I’m trying to make them uncomfortable so I don’t have to deal with the mortifying ordeal of being known 💀

[@NukeTelAvivToday]

'a friend whose name i wont say, it was Steve' what 💀

[@hoovi_989]

Jarvis sweatshirts remind me of I-o-U sweatshirts from the early 90s

[@Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77]

I always hated adam levine he said some shit about metal music also saying women didn't listen to metal just some not cool stuff

[@myspacepunk]

I swear I saw this episode already. Is there a glitch in the matrix?

[@felixjones-elliott4860]

one time my wife was on top and tried switching positions and fully punched me in the face by accident and it’s still the funniest thing that has ever happened. even though it hurt like hell and interrupted the sexy time, it didn’t ruin anything

[@techofpain97]

Wait is attack helicopter not referencing an actual helicopter??

[@usernames_are_hard_]

like the identify as a helicopter thing??

[@mixe4419]

nah, it's a bit dated nowadays but got tossed around a lot to make fun of talk of gender identity by comparing it to something absurd; like a 'well i identify as an attack helicopter, so you have to respect that' type deal

[@IWillNeverReadYourReply]

Ok but im assuming whoever was flirting probably thought it was kinda cute you responded so respectfully over their flirty photo 😂

[@DiMagnolia]

Hey (with intent to flirt)

[@ZephLovesU]

Hold up…. I cant make slavery jokes anymore??!!😮😮😅

[@GoodJobJoey]

Y’all r silly

[@amikastarr2909]

LET'S GO

[@johnnorker6431]

AINROFILAC

[@user-gj4ez6qj2z]

"babe" is the sunglasses emoji of pet names

[@ChaosCalamityCloud]

first

[@Im_Merobiba_]

Men who say babe or baby are a big red flag for me

[@Starlightdreams02]

What are you talking about that's like everybody 😭 

[@mangledfoxy2052]

My bf and I call each other that a lot, so what makes you say thatv