Adam Levine is the Horniest Man Alive - Very Really Good

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

"I may need to see the booty" is objectively one of the funniest, most embarrassing celebrity DMs of all time

[@Beeoog]

💀💀💀💀

[@1WEareBUFO1]

If it was Kanye it would feel normal

[@shygondry2789]

v chris hansen

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@1WEareBUFO1 Kanye has had some legendary ones just out there on main (Kris Jong Un, etc) so I guess it would just be another day if it were Kanye, huh? He's broken through the cringe barrier and is now free.

[@SixtySecondYoga]

It’s the word “may” for me 😅

[@sergeantducky4568]

honestly the moments of silence while hes looking for the sound board button is funnier than the sound itself. it really improves the joke payoff

[@mw7845]

lmaooo fr

[@taylifts]

"The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between" -Mozart

[@cc.8805]

Bro it has me rolling down the hill like Jack and Jill once the sound comes on after 30 seconds of silence

[@beab2583]

Never thought of that , but omg yessss ahahah

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

the dead air 😭😭😭

[@Iexapro]

It makes me feel bad when kurtis says sorry for taking a break… like of course you deserve a proper break. Do we need to form a Kurtistown Workers Union? Lmao

[@sophiathefurbst]

I mean not being nice to him is against the law so I feel like the Kurtistown police can help??

[@VAMPIREBOYFRIENDZ]

@@sophiathefurbst there are no cops in kurtistown

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@VAMPIREBOYFRIENDZ oh, yeah, acab (in my defense I was on something that makes me spacey when I left my initial reply)

[@TenderNoodle]

Kurtis works harder than most real mayors honestly, he deserves a model lol

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

@@VAMPIREBOYFRIENDZ there are kurtis enforcers

[@willthemann8321]

Kurtis saying ‘That’s all I’m gonna say’ and then proceeding to say more things followed by more ‘that’s all I’m gonna say’ two more times made my day for some reason

[@abiomer415]

Me when I'm trying to not overshare lol

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I laughed because I am the same way fr It's too relatable

[@Tigersox24]

he just like me fr

[@yvesnsd]

adam levine snores like honk shooo mimimimi and gets out of bed in striped pajamas with a matching cap while holding a little plate with a candle on it

[@EF-kk3vh]

I see what you’re saying but I also feel as though this is too adorable of a description for him

[@yvesnsd]

@@EF-kk3vh honestly youre right 😭😭

[@scorpioj3]

the drool on his mouth

[@Humugumu102]

honk shooo mimimimi

[@Janiyahh]

He definitely has Zs coming from his head while he snoozes

[@24601st]

they literally hit him with the "ahaha" and just gave a ❤ instead of responding but he kept going. he's absolutely Driven

[@PossibleBat]

YES how do dudes not notice that??? Lmaooo

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

he was down horrendous

[@cd06tgc79]

really fighting the urge not to read the title as "Adam Levine is the horniest weasel alive"

[@jordantajchman3308]

I vote he changes the name to that

[@jordantajchman3308]

Like not too many people saw it already it's not too late

[@jordantajchman3308]

missed opportunity fr

[@alovingfeeling692]

why fight it

[@sophiathefurbst]

**that weasel voice** give in to your..urGES

[@ieatsheeriosrightoutthebox]

I was falling asleep to this podcast and woke up to “oh yea the queen died” and honestly that’s a mood

[@nicolelewis5237]

it's even more interesting half sleeping while listening lol.

[@danisonice.]

Omg I put this podcast on to sleep tooooo

[@angiesWAP45]

@@danisonice. same lol almost never fails

[@zashai195]

Kurtis saying he’d fight the Queen brought true joy to my heart!

[@beepboopbop1566]

I love how you were more excited about john mulaney having stood on those stairs than FRANK SINATRA

[@lanceelliott2504]

Tbf frank Sinatra was a terrible person

[@gremlinprincess]

@@lanceelliott2504 Tell me why?

[@dipplink1814]

@@gremlinprincess Ain't nothin' but a heartache

[@nah4437]

@@dipplink1814 took me a second ngl lol

[@lanceelliott2504]

@@gremlinprincess he was racist and not good to women, I think he was also antisemitic if I remember correctly

[@tudirkulosis]

for better or worse, very really good has become my main news source

[@irishalchemy]

Looks like October is gonna be a very slow news month...

[@Tigersox24]

dude me too😭 i don’t have social media other than snapchat so the only way i hear ab news is from the pod lmao

[@lowlowseesee]

lol @news

[@katiek.6333]

33:47 Actually "Your body looks like a Salvadore Dali painting" is a baller flitying line, way better than "Yoru body is absurd". Cause like, which Dali painting? Do you think my boobs look like melting clocks? Lets unpack this. Like its a conversation starter

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

If someone ever compares me to "The Great Masturbator" there will be flying heads

[@colorlessguard]

hey Kurtis!! idk if you’ll see this, but i actually attended one of Coldplay’s concerts back in June and i just wanted to clarify that only people who have floor tickets get access to the bikes and “kinetic floors” and it’s a completely optional thing! they both are used to charge power for these batteries that are then used for different elements of the show and it was pretty cool knowing that just by dancing and jumping around i’m helping in a small way provide power for the next concert :) ik it can seem disingenuous when celebs promote things like sustainability considering the massive impact they have on the environment, but i think Coldplay has been very earnest and sincere in their efforts and it shows in the actions they’ve taken for their current world tour! like for example the band has pledged that for every ticket sold during their current world tour they will have one tree planted + a lot of the merch was made from recyclable/sustainable materials and they’ve created a “good cause fund” that’s taking 10% of all the band’s profits and putting it towards organizations/nonprofits like Global Citizen, The Ocean Cleanup, the Sustainable Food Trust, and SO many more! if you’re interested in learning more about the efforts they’ve made you can check out their sustainability page on their official website ✨💖

[@c1nnamodoll]

adam levine smells a pie in a windowsill and starts floating towards it

[@enielfblerta428]

💀👌

[@dori613]

lmfao fr

[@selina2052]

Kurtis saying "a midwinter night's dream" when A Winter's Tale is RIGHT THERE

[@rinq04]

can’t believe you’re almost at episode 100 ❤️

[@keysaremean4132]

*200

[@xfreja]

@@keysaremean4132 it’s a joke 💀 kurtis put “99” in the title at first

[@keysaremean4132]

@@xfreja I know he did I was there. I was just didn't realise it was a joke. Sorry! 😁

[@meghanwaddell9228]

very very funny that he went with "a midwinter night's dream" for his coldplay on words when there is also a real shakespeare play called "a winter's tale"

[@sarah-ji6mp]

kurtis getting angry talking about coldplay and suddenly kicking his feet like a baby is sending me.

[@m00fc4t3]

here before the 99 is changed to 199

[@csssssss]

same

[@asmrizzy1574]

deadass

[@Tsuki_Polishsig]

It just got changed 😔

[@natrosenquist]

Thank you for holding Kurtis accountable for his mistakes.

[@AlwaysAlicia2991]

As Kurtis speaks I like to close my eyes and imagine an animated version of what ever he's saying.

[@squishypigs3010]

Omg same

[@HaidebugCreates]

He honestly texts like my dad. Not that my dad texts this kind of shit but just the mannerisms are similar. It’s giving older guy who doesn’t know how to communicate with younger people over text.

[@isabelwatson5685]

I thought you were talking about Kurtis for a sec 🥲

[@HaidebugCreates]

@@isabelwatson5685 😂 no

[@jullianaangelialivio9148]

i mean …he is technically that

[@HaidebugCreates]

@@jullianaangelialivio9148 which makes it worse

[@sabahk]

Kurtis, we will still be here when you get back! Please try to enjoy this time off ♥

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Kurtis having his pants cuffed like that gives him the impression of a wee lad

[@peachtea6514]

we'll miss you kurtis but super happy for you to be taking a break after all your hard work

[@avriiile]

After seeing Kurtis read Adam’s DMs I suddenly need to have him reading to thirst tweets, like, nothing could be funnier than that

[@SixtySecondYoga]

OMG YES

[@mahmuuuu1279]

I was waiting for Kurtis to post a podcast on this whole situation 😭

[@justapers0n913]

Kurtis having a good pirate impersonation is actually scary

[@jbone877]

Congrats on your Chicago show, Kurtis! It's so great to see you succeed, and achieve your dreams, through your hard work!

[@tiavanbockel8887]

33:00 Kurtis mistaking 'surreal' for 'absurd' is almost as funny has 'holy fucking fuck'

[@christiebreeechelon]

Me looking at Kurt's mullet: Holy Fuck! That body is absurd!

[@MillysGames-TS3]

I was at ur richmond VA show! My friend got covid so i took my brother instead. He's hard to read so idk if he was going to have a good time. I haven't heard him laugh that hard in a long time. Thank you for making us giggle!

[@omgwutmarisa]

my boyfriend and I would have LOVED to see you in Chicago but you performed the same night as My Chemical Romance, and while we love you, they were on my bucket list to see for like 15 years. Please come back!

[@dreampigeon]

Having to ride a bike while seeing Coldplay live, sounds like the spin class from hell

[@lou-pf6sj]

Why?

[@Corarii]

i know your content takes awhile sometimes but i honestly think you put your all into your stuff and i really love waiting to see what you post next, it sucks people are so impatient :(

[@nataliaprador.4760]

as a coldplay fan since childhood (i'm 22 and went to their concert a week ago) i found your take about the sustainable tour so fucking funny, bc it isn't actually how you say it, but the lack of context you have makes it hilarious, the coins bag absolutely sent me lmao anyways great video

[@lizzienastu2380]

Fun party game!! Take a shot every time Kurt mentions his bus burning down

[@rheamellow8814]

POV: liver failure

[@crankiemuniz]

I don't know what it was about the "There's a reason there's a W and an L in Walmart" but it made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. I will be using this in my every day life now. Thank you

[@PawsandRec]

I'm so glad you're getting an actual break! Hope all goes well 🙂

[@rosesrosesroses]

Adam Levine more like Adam Levine

[@asbergledooglepoof5545]

Ikr

[@coatrack]

Good one Rosie

[@xxnighttimexx7645]

That is actually hilarious Rosie, how do you come up with this stuff?😂

[@rosesrosesroses]

@@xxnighttimexx7645 ikr

[@ligy30]

true

[@thiswolffbites]

saw you in champaign in july and you, jacob, and dean knocked it out of the park! not surprised you had an amazing show at the iconic chicago theatre! the city loves you, as do its creators 😊 enjoy your well deserved time off! we’ll be here when you return! ❤️

[@stinkiest_of_frogges1618]

I love seeing how grateful Kurtis is for everything he has

[@teeess1909]

2:34 a midwinters night dream sent me. turned off the show immediately and ran a mile. did a thousand pushups. midwinters night dream. this is peak.

[@daisycraftcompany]

tattoo artists should definitely tell u what their plan is and what they’re doing, i got white ink on a tattoo and wasn’t too concerned abt yellowing bc it’s in a spot that avoids the sun, it still looks slightly yellow and i’m so pale i’m convinced it’d look better without but oh well, homie at least told me what he was doing

[@adriannablack9495]

100% I got a leg tattoo and the artist used white ink in the shading and it’s not yellow or anything but I just don’t love the look of it. (I couldn’t see what seh was doing because it’s on the back of my leg)

[@earlelio]

"Feels good to be back in the stew" - Kurtis Conner and also every potato to have found itself falling out of a pot and being splashed back in.

[@katipop2]

best pod in a while. i laughed so hard so many times and watched this twice in one night

[@laudclaud]

Kurtis! enjoy your time off, we'll be here when you come back! P.S. you inspired me to get a mullet haircut and it's the most amazing thing ever!

[@stinkygoose666]

me too! and I love it

[@luciadreaming9]

Why does kurtis do such a good pirate impression

[@nox5155]

babe wake up episode #199 of VRG just dropped

[@emmakaisa27]

This is ep 99 actually😤

[@willthemann8321]

On topic with the thing about your teacher and the Queen, the day she died, my girlfriend told me that a girl we both knew in our grade was bawling about her death. We’re 18 year olds who live in Missouri. It’s not that deep.

[@isabelladegroat5256]

“Feels back to be in the studio”

[@notbarba]

i remember listening to VRG during my final high school year and now i'm in 4th year of uni aaaaaaaaa time flies

[@totallynotrennie]

enjoy your vacation!! please don't feel like you have to apologize or feel guilty for taking a break, you're a human being and you deserve to rest ❤️❤️

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Adam Levine looks like the kombucha dude to me, increasingly so as he gets older. His eyes are like 👁️👄👁️

[@unfortunatelyitssoph]

episode 99? bro aged backwards

[@wozzywick]

I love that you went for “A Midwinter’s Night Dream” when there’s already a Shakespeare play called A Winter’s Tale

[@falakrafi]

Last time I was this early, people were still making fun of Kurtis’ glorious mustache 😭🥺

[@beatricelandry5290]

You deserve that break kurtis! We’ll be here when you come back! ❤

[@alrightbrothers]

My new favorite game is putting on one of your podcast episodes while I shower and seeing if my shower is longer,shorter, or around the same time as an episode. (I take very long showers) Update: I finished my shower and shaving routine by the last minute of the episode hehehe

[@beepboopbop1566]

4:26 this whole bit reminds me of monsters inc - Like the show is powered on laughter in those canisters

[@beepboopbop1566]

Damn it I just got to the part where he figured this out

[@belengonzalez-mn3eh]

It's always back to be in the studio man 👍🏼👌🏼😉

[@Gooniesyd]

Hey Kurtis, happy you’re taking a break you deserve it. We’ll miss you but totally understand ❤

[@sisenbach]

Don’t worry my kurt we love your videos so much and i’m happy you can get a chance to get away finally :) We all love you but also have other creators we can watch we will be fine if you take some well deserved time off after 40smth shows

[@mildred1741]

When your teacher busted out the black construction paper, it was the white crayon's time to shine

[@AriaLouisa]

I really hope that you enjoy your break a lot, you deserve it so much. I get that it might be very scary, but I think running on empty and just forcing yourself to push out content does no good for anyone in the long run. You gotta protect your mental health to be able to enjoy what you do :) we'll be even more stoked if we can tell you are happy and excited

[@beab2583]

Enjoy your vacation , well deserved ! Thank you for making me laugh and showing me how to find humour in everyday problems 🤗

[@xfreja]

the segment about the queen was hilarious pleaseee

[@shakennoterick]

ya'll killed it! I started watching your vids and listening to your pod this year while I was going through some stuff and had to buy those tickets. It was my 1st comedy show too so thanks for kicking ass!

[@luciadreaming9]

So glad you’re taking time for yourself Kurt 😊

[@Spamaccount730]

Liquid Death give this phenomenal gentleman a sponsorship.

[@CantEscapeFlorida]

dont worry about the time between videos I go and binge watch past ones (sometimes more than twice) lol

[@maddydecoster3351]

I watxh this podcast to sleep and his reaction to the queen dying was so funny it pulled me out of REM

[@yosefayega]

I'm gonna need Kurtis to read my obituary the same way he read those texts "Wifey PREGNANT.... and I'm having a BOOOOOOY"

[@lucasvieira9642]

Its amazing hearing you talking so passionately about your tour. Well deserved vacation!

[@reblrock1909]

Congrats on the Chicago theatre! It was nice hearing about, happy you are getting some recognition

[@tonisharday8777]

Let's not forget he wants to name the baby after one of his mistresses, Zea!

[@the_only_real_horse]

we time traveled back to number 99 😱😱

[@sporkzzz]

THE SOUND EFFECTS HELP

[@rachellauver8048]

The Chicago show was so good! You Jacob, and Dean cracked me up. Literally laughed for 2 hours straight. So wild to see y'all on that iconic stage

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Honestly I love Kurtis' set up, in a big comfy chair with his laptop in his lap.

[@rileyjohnson9183]

Kurtis I used to watch you back in the day… and I still do because I have PATIENCE. Take your time boo and you do you! See you in Seattle :D

[@RachelGutman]

Crazy you called the Dave Grohl incident 2 years before it happened, congrats bro

[@user-zj9cp5fc7n]

perfect time to say "grandmother i hardly know her"

[@teajart]

Everyone’s FREAKIN out that Harry styles is playing 18 or somethin nights in a row this fella Kurt did like 48

[@teajart]

The damn liberal left

[@charliedixon1379]

Love you dude, glad you're taking a well needed break 🙂

[@allison9301]

great job with everything, Kurtis! it was great to see your show and meet you in minneapolis, and i hope you have a great vacation!! we'll all be here as soon as you wanna post again

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

Kurtis talking about how he heard people say their friend likes him is funny to me because my friend keeps referencing his videos to me but it's always stuff like smearing shit on the walls and I've told them multiple times it would be so very unfortunate if they said that and I didn't know what they were talking about

[@espribrockway]

Riding stationary bikes in a crowd while someone tells jokes sounds like a spin class

[@caseystedman3026]

my friend and i were near the front for the chicago show and despite how nervous you guys were, it was an awesome show and you guys literally had us crying and throwing up the whole show

[@KazuiYutaka]

omg he’s an anti-royalist ❤ didnt think i could like him any more but here we are

[@meepmoop348]

enjoy your time off kurtis we love you

[@allyjorgensen9462]

i was at the chicago show and it was surreal to see you perform. i’ve been watching for years so it was an awesome moment:)

[@madidiaveli]

I honestly hate how hard I laughed at that cold play joke 😭

[@nos2275]

Never really realized how very really good the pod was until the beginning of this

[@BigAlexgator]

Talk to Cody Ko. He’s invested in Liquid Death. He would probably know who to talk to

[@meganscarber]

I’m so glad I got to be at the chicago show!!! you killed it & we’re all proud of you kurt!!

[@randolph_plays]

i was watching this while playing a video game and an ad came on and i couldnt skip it without leaving the game but turns out the ad was 8 minutes long 😭

[@lixyororke]

hey Kurtis, do you think you'll ever get to upload a recording of one of your shows or a special one day? I don't live in America but I would love to see your show, so it's really sad that there's no way to watch it right now RIP

[@whiteparachute]

Also would love to see Jenna on the 200th ep if she is down!!

[@glogfrogblog5480]

I absolutely loved the Detroit tour. I was sitting in my seat shaking because I was so ready for it to start. I sat in the way back. I wished I could sit closer but the tickets cost too much. But it was hilarious and fun. My mom was there too and her favorite was Jacobs but she was upset when he made a joke about the queen dying.

[@ep9158]

a vital part of this podcast? kurtis’s dogs broskis

[@useragchan4389]

Have fun Kurtis! I love your work