Adult Roller Coaster | Chapo Trap House | Episode 594 FULL

[@theoldanarchist]

Ok, who the fuck is in the iron lung?!

[@afauxican_american]

Felix vaping obnoxiously loud is fucking hilarious to me.

[@fyt54321]

At least he's not going on for five minutes about obscure rap or rappers. Or (special) operator culture.

[@smith6ar]

I vape hard and i did not like it. He needs better Mic Discipline

[@afauxican_american]

@@smith6ar I find his lack of give a shit inspiring.

[@lukemadrid5711]

Felix pls don’t vape into my ear holes, thanks

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Felix Biederman sounded disgusting (vape noises protruding) in his blue shirt before Chapo. Very very disrespectful.

[@bb-zr2tv]

at first I thought the vaping was matt breathing heavily or something

[@achnix3167]

He already ruined some seeking derangements episodes with that ugh

[@matttriano]

Vape more into the phone Felix

[@achnix3167]

🤢

[@elsiemon]

Can you guys Vape into the microphone more, not distracting at allllll

[@nickmendoza8878]

I didnt notice it untill everyone and dey ma was bitching about it .

[@FunkMcLovin]

I love how every time Felix stops speaking the vape fires up

[@DT-od3hd]

tell me is it worth it for me to try reading homestuck in the year of our lord 2022.

[@hacksignify]

So that's what I was hearing xD I kept pausing it thinking I was going crazy

[@kurks001]

Vaping into the mic was super distracting

[@micahrogers7536]

I KNOW

[@fireworksfordinner]

*heavy breathing* *vape noises* *Matt saying something somewhere in the distance*

[@BiancaTallarico]

I'm getting high just listening to this podcast from all the hot mic vaping or bong hits.

[@DongerDayz]

Everything gonna C alright

[@nirvanafreak958]

Keep it 55th street

[@joshuamarx8209]

Crab shit...

[@Jarjarbinks683]

Thank you Cory. I needed that

[@geodav5700]

Wtf ! ! ! To see what he could sea sea sea .....???? AGHHHHH

[@ZenBen_the_Elder]

"Speaking of petty tyrants, let's talk about parents..." Will Menaker 38:10 Not afraid of a little controversy...

[@Andioop69420]

Felix please for the love of God just do snus. The vaping must be insufferable

[@TennesseeJed]

Maybe he could just smoke. It satisfies for at least 20 minutes, a lot like sex, you can only stand so much at one time. Vaping seems like you never get to climax.

[@walexander8378]

I quit vaping because I was annoying myself

[@alexberkowitz5897]

I will start a GoFundMe to send our boy a bag of Levi Garret and a label-less Gatorade bottle as a spitter

[@Organite]

Felix is SUBSISTING on that vape, goddam

[@walexander8378]

I have found that's what vape does. You take as many puffs as regular pack a day smoking but it's ALL DAY. You're picking it up every 5 minutes not once an hour or so

[@WinterReflections]

@@walexander8378 Especially if you're taking Adderall.

[@seraph5765]

I got out of high school 10 years ago, and I just feel sick about what young persons today must be experiencing. I thought alienation was bad when I went to school. I can't imagine what it must be like in the age of ALICE drills and mass shootings every day. The Parkland student survivors will have experienced their 3rd and 4th year of high school in lockdown, observing another mass death event. This isn't what people should think life has to offer. What a nightmare we've created.

[@achnix3167]

Why dont they just open up the schools?

[@omegasmesh]

Even before covid i couldn't imagine how I'd be able to deal with life in a USA school (I'm from PR) so now it just seems like it's a literal hell on earth

[@User123456767]

Can y'all please go a full 10 minutes without hitting a vape?

[@chrismathewsjr]

can you go five seconds without being a youtube commenter

[@User123456767]

@@chrismathewsjr I literally can not this is all I have in my life I'm sorry Papa

[@davidhill2020]

For a while I thought someone was asleep. Seriously, though, if you had a podcast and one of your co-hosts was doing that, you'd at least tell them to listen to it back.

[@c.andrew3944]

No. The vape must flow.

[@joeyhause8077]

Free the vape...

[@HeyLetsDoAThing]

Can’t hear the conversation over Felix blowing mad cotton

[@undergroundman1993]

@ 3:37 animation lines up perfectly with a vape drag

[@koltonk2713]

Good catch!

[@TheKaffinated]

Did they mic Felix's vape?

[@fyt54321]

Jeezus Will (or Chris). Tell Felix to keep his vape away from the mic. It is quite annoying when listening in headphones. At nearly 600 episodes Felix still doesn't understand podcast production and microphones. Or it is deliberate and he doesn't GAF.

[@mysticartsdetroit8167]

@@fyt54321 dont listen on headphones cmon

[@drbrontosaurus]

@@fyt54321 He probably gets off on it.

[@fyt54321]

@@mysticartsdetroit8167 I listen while working, I have to use headphones.

[@TWFarr]

@@fyt54321 I don't even know if it's ironic anymore that Felix is genuinely more of an annoying edgelord and wannabe than the people he thinks he's above.

[@LordEvilmancer]

Is my man Felix on a vape ventilator

[@st3venseagal248]

When Cesar Chavez fought for workers' rights he wanted to roll his own burrito. He died to find a harmonious balance between the space between his mouth and the body of that burrito. Right now we want the same CHOICE to put that perfectly proportioned burrito between our mouth.

[@alexberkowitz5897]

=O

[@fyt54321]

The early formative implementation of socialism in America, setting the stage for Floss Latino (excluding WaterPik). And one day in the distant future we may reach the promised land of Floss Germania, but only if the Democrats can win. Unfortunately Manchin and Sinema will hold a veto over all of this.

[@Shadowmilll]

i think felix vapes more than he breathes jesus christ

[@commenter381]

I hope he's just vaping pure flavour now, because even 0.0001% nicotine would be too much for the amount he's vaping. It's horrific even when you just think of it as a waste of money.

[@TennesseeJed]

Is Darth Vader on mic for this episode‽

[@erencansinecan775]

felix vaping, burping, sniffling, and hydrating. great content

[@CarpeDonnelly]

It’s the from the new Masterclass by Nick Mullen

[@TWFarr]

​@@CarpeDonnelly Except Nick has some basic care and understanding of audio quality. Hence Adam is banned from touching the cables.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

I find the constant vape noise almost soothing - like having a bassett hound with the big wobbly jowls and permanently half-blocked nose gently snoring at the back of the recording room.

[@williamhenrymeung1669]

cool podcast but that vape right up in the mike sounds like a close up of someone dying of respiratory failure

[@zackburke5459]

We knew Chris was a god. But apparently Chris is Chapo. Chris is the only thing between us and just constant static from Felix giving himself popcorn lung. GET THAT MAN HIS TROPHY!

[@rjuram]

everyone's saying felix was vaping into the mic but it sounds to me like fat guy breathing

[@achnix3167]

Equally disgusting

[@wahmaeelspiqqus9423]

It's essentially the same thing

[@MarsTraveler81]

Someone needs to learn how to not vape into a microphone lol

[@homerco213]

I'm getting the vape lung just from listening.

[@philmarlowe101]

The vape consumption in the first 5 minutes here is just ridiculous. Get a nicotine IV next pod.

[@julymagnus493]

I'm from the Californian Federation and I like Gruesome Gavin and all the great leadership that brings to our state. Thank you for providing a counter narrative to Virginian Imperialism.

[@berdyderg900]

Vape noise

[@smith6ar]

Uuuggghhh stop the vape noise

[@berdyderg900]

It's probably for the best that this generation of American children will grow up already thoroughly understanding that their government will not help them under any circumstances

[@windchimes4227]

The hardest knock there is

[@freakyzed8467]

As an American I can only understand the world thru sports analogies. But not soccer.

[@SchlockGoblin]

felix why are you doing this to me

[@odinburgh4248]

I have misophonia and now thanks to Felix I know one of my triggers is fucking vaping.

[@fyt54321]

TIL: "Misophonia is a condition in which individuals experience intense anger and disgust when they are confronted with sounds made by other humans; sounds like chewing, lip smacking or breathing may cause intense anger and physical arousal." So Felix constantly vaping into the mic is arousing you?

[@miserychickadee]

Felix will stop doing it, but they're going to need a note from your doctor.

[@RashaadGenie]

Is someone on a god damn ventilator while recording this? Damn.

[@Mannydamon]

No it's Felix hitting that vape baby

[@Fluxquark]

Somebody take that vape away from Felix before he ends up like the Electric Sun 20!

[@cornerstore_d]

Thanks for the educator shout out. We run a preschool and the last two years have been a nightmare. The government assistance has largely dried up, but the state is giving grants just to keep centers open. It was never a lucrative business, but the margins now are quantum thin. God willing we will make it through this winter. Have someone on to talk education. It is certainly a time of reckoning and without some foresight it's gonna be full shock doctrine on public education

[@MrKYT-gb8gs]

Check this out, guys: Darth vaper

[@shartman2]

Darth Felix

[@matthewmacdonaldchannel1]

I spent a long miserable time in rehab, surrounded by genuine thugs with thick collars. One particular day, two detoxing guys snuck in Fentanyl and OD’d. Brave people brought them back from the brink with Narcan. My point? Literally fucking NOBODY calls it “fen.” Relax Felix, we all get how cool you are.

[@robertfreitag687]

MM 1; FB 0 Seriously, is that what you were hoping for?

[@matthewmacdonaldchannel1]

@@robertfreitag687 - What do you mean? Felix talks like he’s this hardcore guy and his slang is a made up mishmash. Am I too old to know that it’s always a bit?

[@robertfreitag687]

@@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 Okay, okay! You've got me--MM2; FB0. You're running up the score--I invoke the mercy rule. Felix is a literal clown. I happen to think he's (secretly?) the smartest Chapo. But clown is the role he's staked out for himself. He plays it pretty well, if that's what you're getting at. I guess I'm just shocked that anyone is surprised at this.

[@matthewmacdonaldchannel1]

@@robertfreitag687 I think he is brilliant too! Get off my back! Sorry, flippant drug talk upsets me. Not sure how many listeners Chapo has that actually live with the shit. I’m not expecting sympathy, but the “clown” jokes about substances that have put friends of mine in the ground. Barely a headstone, bought with state funds, no family to bring flowers. It’s fucked.

[@robertfreitag687]

@@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 Fair play. Everybody has their limits. It's just kind of hard to be irreverent when you worry about crossing limits.

[@gnash.s]

Eric Adams is going to have more terms than Bloomberg. I'm calling it right here and now.

[@WampaLord]

Felix needs to pick up some technique from Tay Zonday and move away from the mic to breathe/vape

[@authentic_candor]

bro put the vape down my lungs hurt just listening to this

[@theoleadfoot2864]

Can confirm college currently sucks

[@robertfreitag687]

Did Matt say 'rolling coaster'? Imagining him wearing a straw hat and bow tie.

[@bb-zr2tv]

at one point he says 'coller coaster'

[@robertfreitag687]

@@bb-zr2tv I have a thing with malapropisms myself. But sometimes it makes you wonder if he's juiced.

[@fizzthewizard]

I heard "rolly coaster" which I quite liked

[@robertfreitag687]

@@fizzthewizard What's the word for this type of literary device? Where the denotative meaning is conveyed by the morphology? I don't think it's onomatopoeia exactly, but the wildly inconsistent pronunciation does evoke the roller coaster experience.

[@gnash.s]

I heard "rolly coaster"

[@ProbablyJules]

"George bush did it, barack Obama did it, bill clinton did it" let's do it, let's fall in love

[@memekingk373]

As a zoomer, I must argue that up and down rides are fun, they provide a completely different sensation than other coasters

[@commenter381]

Zoomer enjoys zooming.

[@theotherdude1998]

Lmao was that Eric Adams?

[@julymagnus493]

Yes

[@darthrevan6]

VAPE NATION

[@Mark-jr6ld]

VAYP NAYSH

[@ac87uk]

Felix, you are going to get hypoxia vaping like that. It's ok to breathe air once in a while. Had to bail on this, it's unlistenable

[@twistedoperator4422]

"Get back to work peasent!" -American Business

[@Saavykaas]

felix, buddy, how much vape do you need

[@jnakhoul]

Felix vaping like a king

[@lukemadrid5711]

Super distracting tbh

[@jnakhoul]

@@lukemadrid5711 by how cool it is. Yes

[@lukemadrid5711]

@@jnakhoul okay bud

[@RIP_Greedo]

When destiny called, MLK said pass me the rock.

[@ObsessivebyNaturePod]

Harry Potter is already for conservatives tho. 😑

[@bethmoore7722]

It actually is, but evangelicals really don’t like it.

[@Jarjarbinks683]

Ok, I originally wrote a super long and very personal reflection here about my time in high school during the pandemic and the mental toll it has taken on seemingly everyone around me but nah, I'm clearing house. Can you millennial SNOWFLAKES infesting the comments shut your goofy asses up about the vaping. "Hnrggg!!! My 800$ gamer headset that have surround sound and a raytracking system on it, t-they keep picking up f-felixes vape 🥺" Let my man take a hit or else I'm gonna hit from behind, and I ain't got no cartridge bro.

[@yabton5110]

(hot black girl voice) damn this why boy goofy 😏

[@cleanremarks]

That's what quality teamwork is, that first few minutes of banter. Ya just can't coach that kinda chemistry--it really is somethin special.

[@garylarocca6901]

Would adult 6 flags kick people out for shooting college?

[@robertfreitag687]

Biden is a fascinating character. He spent his whole career climbing the ranks of the feckless, glad-handing morons that constitute our political class, only to try and completely fail to do some truly decent things at the very end. He seems legitimately shocked to find out at this late stage in life just how dysfunctional this system really is. Even though he was there the whole time, sawing the tree branch out from under himself just like everybody else. There is sort of an operatic sweep to this tragedy if you're inclined to view it that way. Or, you know, dark comedy works, too.

[@gnash.s]

He was a senator by 31 and has been pretty awful his entire career. His presidency is totally on-brand.

[@robertfreitag687]

@@gnash.s He has attempted to move through voting rights legislation. Is your thing that you hate black people? Just kidding. I know that's not where you're coming from. But you are ignoring the fact that he isn't Hitler.

[@grahamcarpenter691]

Weirdly the only really principled and independent thing he ever did was withdraw from Afghanistan

[@robertfreitag687]

@@grahamcarpenter691 That is the single most exceptional example, true. You could say the voting rights thing was mainly motivated by partisan considerations, but it still shows more interest in black voters than anyone else seems to have, even if it is only symbolic. It's still something.

[@twistedoperator4422]

All it takes is one week Chris. You know this.

[@thousandislandstare6924]

The dry boys have become the raw dogs

[@c-r]

Lol someone breathing through their mouth

[@Baxpacker]

Thought it was a vape

[@c-r]

@@Baxpacker you usually vape through the mouth hole so still undefeated

[@tcf5361]

Coup-blah-rah.. Kubla-rah What the hell is Matt saying twice at about 30 minute mark??

[@fyt54321]

Lol, who knows? Some rhyme, lyric, verse or quote that popped into his big boy head. *"We love it, don't we folks?"* Actually, Matt is referring to Elisabeth (31:17) *"Kubler Ross"* and the Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, *acceptance.*

[@tcf5361]

@fyt54321 holy hell thank you. That fits. I Googled the other phrases and apparently it's been asked by a transcriber for the same reason too :p

[@mysticartsdetroit8167]

@@fyt54321 nice bolding work

[@fyt54321]

Matt ... 1. China's population is going to decline, not rise. 2. The male:female imbalance (largely due to sex selection and the 35 years of China's One Child Policy) is not 300 million extra males, it is actually about 37 million, which is still a large number. (India has the same gender imbalance.) 3. India's population is still growing substantially and will surpass China's population in about 5 years (2027).

[@harvster997]

I mean I think the bigger impact on birth rates in China is bc it's becoming a higher income country. Life expectancy is higher that US, quality of life, access to Healthcare and education have all been increasing.

[@harvster997]

@@kdc3065 yes. In countries that have higher quality of life and lower infant mortality, growth rate decreases once you reach a certain point.

[@dameongeppetto]

@@harvster997 found the tankie.

[@harvster997]

@@dameongeppetto it's a fact that Chinese quality of life has been improving and that so has access to Healthcare? That's not controversial. Or is stating any fact about China that isn't entirely negative now being a "tankie"

[@SigmaOxygen]

HBD Chris, subbed

[@howilearned2stopworrying508]

DOCTOR SAN IS WITH US!

[@TennesseeJed]

The contract tracing bit cracked me up!

[@TennesseeJed]

Fusion = Star in a jar.

[@sparkpenguin]

you can do a needle ride (pole-ler coaster) if you give it ambience and have it do a powered drop/faster-than-freefall otw down which physically hurts your insides. tower of terror is essentially a poleler coaster but from the wait in line to when those doors open, the little darkride interlude in between, that shit owns. only acceptable format of this ride. otherwise just do the seaworld observation screw, the slowest needle ride ever, but it's a bar, on theme with the adult park concept.

[@frenchdonut22]

One of the funniest episodes ever in my OP

[@wasp.watcher]

vaping into the mic is unironically cool and relatable

[@williamhenrymeung1669]

is that someone vaping in to the mic? or some one on a ventilator?

[@Ryan_Two-Sheds]

That’s Felix vaping for sure, he was on Hasan’s stream the other day and it seemed like he hit the vape more times than he took normal breaths of air lol

[@jack_rabbit]

felix "iron lung" biederman

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

Laughing hysterically at the college and eugenics riffs

[@drewsollars2239]

Y'all trippin' MLK da GOAT no doubt!

[@malikshabazz2065]

let's get brandon to 100k subs!!!!

[@CarpeDonnelly]

I’m committing to Michigan J. Frog

[@Eddie-px9fb]

Liberal Pepe is the NAFO doggo

[@No.0.o.0]

I love this episode almost as much as Felix loves that vape.

[@gnash.s]

Felix is firing on all cylinders tonight, folks. First 50 point pod of the season.

[@hiushihiushi9032]

First

[@bmortloff]

Was Matt thinking of Dymaxion sleep?

[@zainmudassir2964]

100 k subscribers let's goooo!

[@rodneysmith4499]

Libs using Michigan Frog to own 🤣

[@farmerbrown9708]

Love to get the weekly lol Matt is a mess

[@nunyabidnis3815]

59:14 "...and then the libs can have their own like, 'Frog'." SomeMoreNews' Warmbo.

[@thousandislandstare6924]

49:42 excuse you

[@tommyhowsthepeeping]

the spirit of stav took the mic for a sec there

[@nima16042]

#TeamNoCondom

[@Squidwidge]

Don't be afraid to go on some coasters!! I live in florida so it's probably easier for me, but still.

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Teaching IB and AP at the same time 💀‼️best line of the episode

[@heidimelcarek3677]

That is a really stupid reason, Matt. Breakthrough cases were happening everywhere. They weren't able to suppress it. Duh.

[@Abrady2k3]

CHAPOOOO

[@scottykassel495]

Do a Disney world podcast.

[@theangryfinger5795]

Snake Thiccsin

[@nima16042]

Chapo finally got COVID red pilled

[@nicolev2028]

Give Felix his six flags money. Us Cali fans would go crazy if he moved here

[@generalsavage4103]

This page could be clipped in so many different ways it'll be awesome

[@generalsavage4103]

Holy s*** is it f****** Martin Luther King died oh my God where's my gun

[@generalsavage4103]

Damn it you guys made me Act only poor ginger ale into my hot toddy

[@generalsavage4103]

Just replying to my own, hot toddy is a fun word to say hot toddy I don't really know how to make one but I know if you put f****** honey and black tea whiskey together and makes a good drink you know all around get you up and going for the morning when it's cold

[@generalsavage4103]

Thumbs up to the hot toddy turn your brown thumb green

[@ahabdelta]

Felix is the worst one, and when hes not talking hes vaping.

[@Savethepeople2004]

A podcaster vaping has zero effect on my life tho

[@Daniel-wr7yh]

​@@Savethepeople2004It had an effect on my ears

[@chudlord1621]

Border line anti-vaxx rhetoric in this one. If you're not fighting for mandates then stop call yourselves communists

[@gunkwretch3697]

@@kdc3065 he doesnt know what communism is, or capitalism, or science... but thinks he is an expert on all