One of The Deepest Moves Ever Played in Chess | Breyer vs Esser (1917)

[@yotamshohat9394]

You forgot to tell the story behind this move: At the time when this game was played, there was a rule that said that if you had touched a piece that has no legal moves, you must move with your king. So basically what happened is that Breyer saw that Bh4+ messes up his plan, but he didn't want to play Kf1 just like that, because it would seem suspicious and his opponent will most likely figure out the trick behind this mysterious move, so he "accidently" touched his pawn on e5. Of course his opponent demanded him to move with his king and then played a normal move, as he thought he had just earned a free turn, and the rest is history.

[@rayanrashid3978]

Wow! Thanks for giving the nice insight!

[@EsportsGod777]

Damn

[@RydarkVoyager]

talk about psyching your opponent! that's just evil, LOL.

[@seif123eddine]

this story is better than the video

[@ShubhashishGuptamaestroashu]

Now that is the actual deep move

[@gabrielferrari4128]

My sacrifices are so deep... That i lose the game before they work

[@nachiketpargaonkar8646]

Good one😂

[@malcolmeric3442]

You are not alone in that!

[@tylerross9706]

Hahahsha, you made my day with that one.

[@tylerross9706]

Im going to use this line in chess discussions

[@VestigialHead]

+gabri gamer Make a sacrifice in the first game that only pays off 3 games later. Deep.

[@ytmndman]

Thanks for taking my suggestion; it's one of my favorite games of all time.

[@arielgamboavazquez4250]

You are an excellent game suggester

[@anderpanders6210]

You're the man now, dog, man.

[@stevenc8281]

Congrats in your quest

[@georgikorovski9054]

You have improved our vast knowledge with this excellent suggestion

[@princeoreo7652]

We should thank you

[@Andrew-wh2pn]

Breyer was ahead of his time, even his haircut would be playable today

[@pturavhusabrugv4025]

i think Johannes Essers haircut in this picture is better.

[@hey8174]

Haircut to A1

[@nate_kang]

Andrew V *AND* his ice cream is amazing too!!

[@nate_kang]

pætur av Húsabrúgv lmao ya XD Esser's haircut is way ahead of his time too! The hoodie is still in fashion today lol

[@tardigrade3577]

one of the best comments i read in a while

[@livingwiththis7823]

It's immense to see how GMs think. When agadmator plays out all these scenarios that could happen if a certain piece is moved, then refreshes the computer and you're taken back to the actual moment in time, and he says something like "this is what they saw", it's like damn.

[@trollking202]

The moves are played out in various degrees of freedom giving the grandmaster a deeper insight into the position after the moves are played and whether there is material or spatial advantage to close out the middle game and go into the end game. A pawn may be all that's needed

[@luisnannini]

8:26 "it's hard to say if.. ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙).. IF IT'S EVEN THE GREATEST MOVE..." 🤣

[@agg4000]

Luis N He found the move

[@moaner7150]

Loooool

[@Afsaaar1]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@dongravelle6284]

I remember play Esser back in the early 1900's and I don't ever remember him wearing a hoodie like the one you've depicted.

[@buddyrevell511]

You obviously didn't watch the video 🤦‍♂️

[@Noctua8]

I'm confused are you like 100 yrs old or sum

[@JoeBob23]

Great video, again, sir! 8:28 is one of the scariest glitches of all time, lol.

[@RegularIngenuity]

haha great catch

[@aesaehttr]

Yeah it's better when the dog glitches (runs upside down for 10 minutes)

[@greggh.7972]

:)

[@dconfused9919]

Black night checks the king!

[@Jonathan-ty9xh]

You look like Johannes Esser.

[@panda4247]

you must be new to this channel

[@bandurmomin2770]

Same feeling😂😂😂

[@chair3736]

Radical Unity It was a joke

[@atomic8681]

@@panda4247 You must be unable to understand a joke

[@easylord7950]

I watched cus of his look

[@RadicalCaveman]

Happy 101st anniversary (of this game) to Breyer. Deep move, and plus it's never easy to defeat a Nazgul.

[@TheSBleeder]

Someone really needs to do a study of the guy in the black hoodie. He's in a lot of good games.

[@Unwichtigmail]

"You have to keep the drama going" such a beautiful quote

[@rnr4you2]

I really like your format for analyzing the games. I have watched many others but yours are interesting, succinct and presented in a very easy friendly manner.

[@Warkive]

"For those of you were able to do it, congratulations, you are an excellent.....uhhhh, rook mover." Lul.

[@ricardolambo3743]

0:37 "At one point they meet." Probably the greatest understatement about a chess game ever made.

[@petergolub4478]

love the way you started pointing out particular situations that often occur in games and giving advices

[@SVP-uy9qb]

Can someone make a compilation of agadmator's derp moments? I love em 13:55

[@mubaraksenju7521]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT TOO

[@nachiketpargaonkar8646]

Actually!!

[@jovanbaclic9180]

Lmao xD

[@wafflewagon347]

Not a bad idea...

[@viktoronopko2090]

Could try a hardstyle remix on that, if you find 5 other 😂

[@elic.j.4294]

"Congratulations you are an excellent thinker" I love it!!👏👍 Even better with the weekend right around the corner!!😂😂 Best chess videos ever, keep it up!

[@Thoughtless427]

I mean I’m 14, but *THIS* is deep!

[@Yan-rv3mh]

Your reddit is showing

[@piosenkinazabawkowympianin7683]

who cares

[@xreivax]

13:55 love the way you laughed 😂

[@cantona7vbg514]

Hahahah

[@LeventK]

Eh heh

[@alexv3357]

This guy with his explanations and consistent uploads is like the Anton Petrov of chess

[@erezsolomon3838]

True. They *are* very similar in character

[@Wiz3721]

"What a move to start the weekend indeed." Best chess channel on KZbin and also some of the best, most interesting analysis you will find anywhere.

[@ravirawat6856]

#suggestion Ivanchuk Vs sergey karjakin amber tournament 2008 rd4, ivanchuk sacrifice the queen for two pawns.

[@emanuelmotino570]

Fourth

[@3alexander3]

yeah!

[@nwoforchigozi9673]

Fifth

[@BruteZ7957]

#suggestion Ivanchuk vs Sergey Karjakin, Amber tournament 2008 r d4....yooo

[@viktoronopko2090]

Yeah!

[@groovybuddha667]

I love how agadmator includes the viewer through every step of the way

[@pruusnhanna4422]

"You have to keep the drama going, that's what makes a chess game great" Agadmator, 2018.

[@IgorYagolnitser]

I heard the quote ‘a bad plan is better than none at all’ attributed to Saveliy Tartakover.

[@yogiwolf6396]

Agad....... since you asked for suggestions how about this one ......what about doing a series on all .....well not all but maybe the top 10 openings in chess and the guys that created them and how they were created for instance the Ruy Lopes ... Stienits... Alikine.... Nardof....Nimzo.....and the like..... it would be fun history and also very practical for learning purposes on how to play those open just a suggestion one of a thousand I'm sure you have but I thought I'd give it a shot soon as I get a few dollars saved I'm sending it into you boss..... make the game enjoyable to play again thanks a lot buddy looking forward to your next video.....yogi

[@denislejeune9218]

#suggestion nice one too

[@siddharthparimal7059]

#suggestion this would be very insightful

[@RaidingPig]

"...then it's even worse, you're getting rook to h6 check, and now you're gonna lose the queen for nothing. And also you're getting checkmated" Someone needs to keep a record of agadmator's lines guys

[@DaulphinKiller]

FYI Stockfish9 infinite intelligence tells me the following: 24... Kg7 is the losing move for black, since 24... Kg8 would have given black a draw, since white could not have any longer given a check with his c1 bishop. I love your videos, and I don't think engines are so helpful for producing massively entertaining and dynamic analysis such as yours. That being said, I think it would still be cool if for such games if you would always quote when and what is the *first* move of the best refutation as well as what really was the *first* losing move :) Also, @16:47 you say that 35.e6 is a very nice move by white, but it is actually a losing move in theory because black can then simply exchange his awkward c8 Bishop for that pawn, unlocking his position (instead of 35... Qe7). That game would then continue with black also giving up his other blocking h4 bishop in order to develop his knight, thereby finally freeing up his rook, leading to a normal endgame with black having an extra knight. In fact, the best white could have done there is to settle for a draw by repetitively checking black's king after having exchanged his rook for the bishop with 35. Rxh4+. It is a bit awkward for me to make myself a parrot of stockfish9 here (I am myself a very average chess player), but I thought the above points may be of interest to the youtube "readers" ;)

[@fritzvold9968]

@DaulphinKiller Thx, the additional research, if not always perfect, is appreciated by the viewers/commenters; it does not distract from the beauty of the games and the comment section is available as an optional resource, not a distraction from the video anyway, and can save me time when checking out chess positions and analysis as well.

[@Abi-2790]

The deepest move to be made in chess is a move made by my dad while playing with me... Legends say that he still hasn't decided his 2nd move

[@livingwiththis7823]

As someone who casually plays for fun, I like these moments in the videos where he asks you to try to find the 'move', I just randomly pick a piece that may not be an obvious move 😂

[@noohairdontcare]

Me too and I'm right a shocking amount of time. I can never find the right move in a game, though. :(

[@MoonBurn13]

Does the “move the King on an illegally touched piece” still pertain? If that story’s for real, my esteem for Breyer in this game just went up 2000%. Brilliant.

[@animatorzrb5967]

Bobby Fischer: sacrifices minor pieces Mikhail Tal: sacrifices queen Me: sacrifices king

[@Andrew-wh2pn]

I love hoodie player games!

[@fares1443]

Old but gold yeah??

[@martinm3422]

looks more like darth vader.. iam yor father.... chhrr|r

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

3:23 I know what you mean, had a chess engine insist on a move over a move that delivers checkmate

[@ElFary3679]

Thorough and thoughtful analysis, lot of interesting ideas, no unnecessary talk, grade A work!

[@jswarpaint6215]

Main reason I watch so many of this guys videos is to observe the dog's actions.

[@syedratul2108]

One of my most favourite matches. Thank you agad! Thank you who made the suggestion!

[@mkeat18]

#suggestion David Paravyan vs Saveliy Golubov from the Korchnoi Memorial 2018. Maybe one of the best over the board games of the year and definitely a brilliancy.

[@aleksey6151]

I was totally expecting the deep move to be the thumbnail move. You got me haha

[@fubar8229]

I love when he says captures captures captures .....

[@justzooro1699]

MEE TOO LOL

[@mikechambers9129]

Coming back to this vid 6 months later and it still boggles my mind. Breyer is calculating 15 moves out.

[@davidcopson5800]

But not the tactics at the end it seems! The 'deep move' I feel is more conceptual than pure calculation.

[@TarzanHedgepeth]

@@davidcopson5800 knowing the times and the individual, especially in light of the "oops" move story, it is also possible the man didn't miss the tactic, but that he merely didn't play it so as to prolong the game knowing that he was winning anyway. He might have considered that after the "debate", it was polite to give the opponent some hope.

[@ghazwan2568]

your enthusiasm for the game warms my heart every time I watch your new video, keep up the great work!

[@brotherindeed992]

"King to f1, there will no be bishop to h4 check in the future" -Agadmator, 2021

[@مرتضىالدراجي-خ2غ]

#suggestion christophe van dee lee VS hesseling 1983 one of the most greatest tactican battle i ever see

[@immersionmusic]

"A Marshall attack is better than no attack." - Jose Raul Capablanca

[@immersionmusic]

@Agadmator what do you say? :D

[@manigopal92]

It's indeed one of the deepest moves ever. 😍

[@tsundoku5733]

So the hardest move to find is not always "knight back" (Ivanchuk).

[@snatchngrab8262]

I don't think he "saw" all that, but rather "intuited" that leaving his king exposed would result in a loss of tempo during an attack.

[@bhend1]

Miss the dog.............

[@bottleimp007]

Excellent video and analysis! Enjoyed and learned a lot!

[@mrmarkstv6585]

#suggestion Could you analize Capablanca vs Lasker 1921 game 5 were Lasker thought that he could win but lost

[@benderrodriguez9753]

I thought it was done by agad before? I don't remember tho..

[@rmendeljacobs2832]

#suggestion*

[@andresberger6240]

Lasker didn't had advantage in any game of that match, aside being white in that match.

[@mrmarkstv6585]

@@andresberger6240 I know but he thought that he had

[@JackZeru]

That spelling on analyze threw a whole different meaning for a second there... :/

[@leovids9353]

You can find lots of pics of Dr. Johannes Esser on Google images. Maybe not back when this vid was made.

[@nalgene247]

These are the games I subscribed for :)

[@umarkhan-ru9dz]

"You have to make the drama going,what makes chess great"😂 Agadmator

[@hxvoon5682]

Favourite chess channel, Bob Ross of Chess

[@hxvoon5682]

What time is it in Croatia? It's exactly 12am here

[@hehexd2913]

18:45 right now

[@MrVvulf]

Passed pawns must be pushed, to become "happy little pawns".

[@zibberebbiz]

I watch this channel a lot during the day, but it's also my go to thing when I can't sleep :)

[@ashkrv123]

after 100 years of actual game.. still trilling n giving goose-bumps.. thnx for video sir :)

[@vijaychauhan9876]

agat thanks for making me .... a good player

[@TonBil1]

Indeed a deep move! And another inspirational video for my weekend, thanks Antonio! Yet, I really don't know enough games to know how much "deeper" other moves are.

[@nyvoodoochild]

Quote suggestion: "Never tell me the odds!" -Han Solo

[@darthkek1953]

"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it." Same guy.

[@harsha307]

The move at 7:20 k-e4 is something I couldn't think through myself. Only after he explained it did I understand how good the move is

[@aliajja2]

Thank you, you just made my lonely meal alot better

[@bliggode]

haha. I normally watch a chess game here, while I eat. he found his niche.

[@paulcervenka]

I love that you wear a hoodie whenever there is a hoodie player lol

[@benjaminwuamett6858]

I feel like i need to play this at 1/2 speed.

[@alexanderprice1917]

Nice of him to dress as Esser for the video

[@mylifematters858]

Ok take a moment to find the best move and be an excellent player Pauses and looks into your soul

[@Trepur349]

At 4:00 I think the reason the engines prefer Nf3 is that the f2 pawn is suppose to be guarding the king, not attacking.

[@archnapandey5013]

The problem is that whenever i come up with a master plan i end up losing my queen😂

[@Winnersneverquit19]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DiegoHernandez-ok7fc]

Agadmator: what a move! Breyer: I was trying to castle, but I put my king in the wrong square.

[@fabulous_peanut]

Great video Agad, Can you do a game from Parham Maghsoodloo? He just won the world Junior's championship with one round to go and with rating performance of 2935.

[@agadmator]

Sure :)

[@fritzvold9968]

#suggestion Another deep tactical calculation from the pre-WW1 era is Janowski vs. Tarrasch, Ostend 1905, where Janowski, a strong GM of that day who (along with Tarrasch) had played WC Em. Lasker for his World Title, allowed Tarrasch to trap his Rook on the seventh rank by blocking its retreat with a Knight, thereby giving Janowski's trapped Rook an open shot on the now semi-open 7th rank into Tarrasch's K-side fortress. Somewhat reminiscent of Breyer's decoy/bait maneuver except this was a subtle lure to get the opponent to move his N off the rank, as opposed to Breyer's subtle maneuver to ensure a vital tempo during the ensuing attack. Also the opening was an exemplary exposition of the London System (ECO: D02) and was given as an Illustrative Game in Andy Soltis' opening Treatise on The London System.

[@valentin6466]

I Like agamator videos so much so i call my self agamator in school #AgamatorTheBest

[@mubaraksenju7521]

Would be better if you changed it to agaDmator instead

[@azzteke]

AGADmator

[@UnitedPebbles]

Reminded me of the recent blooper game I played recently. It is the mastery of the closing and maneuver of the pieces that spell the actual outcomes.

[@mirnicht6183]

Hoody time! Love! Nice look aga! BÄM!

[@mirnicht6183]

And in this position, this excelent suscriber draws his hoody!

[@anubiseradihate34]

It´s funny that singer of Korn is your top donator :D great video btw!

[@akshatshrivastava4524]

#suggestion David Paravayan vs Saveily Golubov Korchnoi Memorial 2018 round 6 Pls cover this magnificent game , it is one of the best attacking games of modern chess era......

[@WJKaplan]

Great Channel man! So inspiring and educational! Keep up the good work :D

[@stewiegriffin6503]

8:03, thank me later

[@morpher728]

No thanks I actually have interest in chess

[@dinobrya2]

THANK YOU!!!!

[@morpher728]

@@dinobrya2 wow ur gay

[@hugosun9694]

Morpher Why would you say this ? Having an interest in chess and skipping to the main part of the video is 2 entirely different things.

[@dinobrya2]

@@morpher728 I am not "gay" but you are childish.

[@marshmallowpassionaticalyl6617]

Cant find a better chess channel than yours. I would even pay to watch your vides. Amazing content. Much appreciated. 🙏

[@dangernoodle5353]

Noone: Agadmator: *violently shows possibilities*

[@hoangxuandat964]

You said you couldn't find any additional information on Johannes Esser, but as I wanted to expand my vast knowledge, I went out and found some more information about him. - His start to chess is quite an interesting one. After the loss of his father and grandfather, which caused his mother to become quite reclusive, in his teens, the young Esser successfully negotiated the sale of the family home and the purchase of a new property. Esser soon after distinguished himself as a chess player, in quick order defeating all the renowned players in Leiden. Together with a group of fellow students from the lyceum, he formed a new club, which rapidly achieved national recognition. - He gained a place at Leiden, the oldest university in the Netherlands to study medicine. Early on he developed a profound interest in anatomy which led to his assembling a remarkable collection of malformed skulls. However, he maintained his interest in chess, often playing in tournaments abroad, and wrote a column for a daily paper, which paid enough for him to complete his medical studies in comfort. - In 1903, he graduated in medicine from the University of Leiden and shortly thereafter was crowned Dutch National Chess Champion. After completing his doctoral thesis at Gent, he then set sail for South America as ship’s surgeon and during the voyage visited both Central and North America. The captain in whom Esser found a worthy chess opponent telegraphed ahead to the chess fraternity in Caracas, Venezuela that the Dutch champion was on board and a tournament was organised in which Esser took part on his arrival. There were also a few photos I was able to find of him thanks to his work as a plastic surgeon, so while it's always nice to see the hoodie make a return, it wasn't necessary here. Hopefully I helped expand all of your subscribers' vast knowledge with this info!

[@george474747]

This comment needs to be bumped up. Excellent vast knowledge.

[@joepoppy3264]

Sir...do you have a postal address you can share? If you don't have it I would like to send you the book"Russians vs Fischer" A treasure trove of information that you would enjoy and I think would help with the excellent presentations you provide.

[@viktoronopko2090]

Maybe you could ask agad, if he has a postbox/safe in a post office... Just an idea 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@2msvalkyrie529]

c/o KGB Lubyanka Building Moscow .....?

[@tharkanzox1493]

@agadmator its great when you say the names of the classic players because for many of us it is the first time we are hearing them pronounced correctly ; ) . for example , tartakower ("TART-uh-cower")

[@3DHDcat]

when you ignore WW1 draft and play chess

[@James-dg6xe]

war is a racket. -Maj Gen Smedley Butler

[@turidoth]

@11:00 Qe8 defends f7/g6 @12:10 Instead of e6, Ke2 is a shorter path to win (M10) @14:10 If black plays Kg8 instead of Kg7 he could've had a draw by perpetual @16:48 Bxe6 instead of Qe7 would be winning for black

[@brenden9904]

In reality: White accidentally touches his King, and black says, “You touched your King! Now you have to move your king, HAHA!!” White argues against this stupid rule and black says that is how he used to play back while he was in prison, so then white moves his king...

[@andresberger6240]

Incredible Game !! Although black opening moves were unsound and white was not precise, the attack was very insightful... Very good work!

[@martinprieto9713]

The deepest moves... Did they move the pieces under the board?

[@bleach4038]

they moved the pieces under sea level

[@stevenc8281]

Ay caramba!

[@williambiggs3699]

He move his king out of check 7 moves before it was checked 🔮

[@fritzvold9968]

@@bleach4038 if their game was played in Holland (Esser was the chess champ of Holland), then may literally have been played below sea level.

[@richardwalker9826]

the magnetism and intrigue of chess is not knowing if your next move wins or loses

[@bullseyewarrior]

Johannes Fredericus Samuel Esser was the Dutch chess champion of 1913. He was also a medical doctor and a pioneer in the field of plastic surgery. When men were returning home from the battlefields of WW1 with faces that were so horribly disfigured that other people could not bear to look at them, he worked to develop innovative methods of reconstructive surgery. Multiple photos of Dr. Esser are readily available on the web.

[@johncerminaro4549]

Would enjoy your presenting Euwe vs Breyer Vienna 1921 ~

[@inqusrs]

very very instructive attacking game. Displays attacking techniques very explicitly. I'm happy that you shared this game with the chess community. Hopefully as a result, out rating will go up 100 points

[@rnr4you2]

Keep up the great work, I really enjoy your channel

[@kselz7449]

Your reviews are phenomenal! Good videos as always...!

[@thisonehippy8784]

In the opening, I believe by taking on c4 he was trying to go into a meran semislav. However the bishop not taking was a surprise and he probably didn’t know what to do after as he couldn’t continue the plan for developing his bishop!

[@DaulphinKiller]

@10:57 You say that black has no good moves but my stockfish9 suggests that 15... Qe8 salvages the situation for black, giving him an advantage of 1+ pawn or so at depth 35. Is that indeed a possible refutation? That seem to indeed prevent the bishop sacrifice on g6 pawn since the white queen wouldn't be able to recapture g6 since it is now guarded by the black queen thanks to having played 15... Qe8 no?

[@MegaUnwetter]

Wild cat 8 Says Lb7 Dragon 4.6 Says B5-B4 But Rbyka and Houdini says Qe8 :-)

[@Daniel00232]

15:19 "of course all of you see the move" Me thinking a way to keep checking the king without losing my queen.

[@montanabaker1713]

3:40 I think I agree with the engine; if only for a better hiding place if castling king's side. But both ways seem situationally better.

[@pseudomaso]

Why do I enjoy your video so much, gddmn?! I need to do some work, man.

[@andrewc4606]

In the position before one of the deepest moves ever played (the position before 1.Kf1, here is the FEN: rnbq1rk1/p3bp2/2p1p1p1/1p1nP1P1/2pP1P2/2N5/PP4P1/RBBQK2R w KQ - 0 1 ) the latest development version of Stockfish says that 1.Bd2 is winning and prefers it over 1.Kf1 which Stockfish says is only even after 1...Qe8! which it says holds the position to even for black and seems to stop the attack by protecting the critical diagonal e8-h5. Now of course Stockfish could be wrong about 1...Qe8 holding for black (perhaps there is another answer for white), but it is definitely correct about 1.Bd2 winning. Here is the Stockfish analysis after more than 8 hours (using Arena on a dual Xeon workstation with 20 total cores) for 1.Bd2!: 56/101 8:42:42 803,659,082k 25,625k +3.23 1.Bc1-d2 Qd8-e8 2.Nc3-e4 Nb8-d7 3.Ne4-g3 f7-f5 4.g5xf6/ep Rf8xf6 5.e5xf6 Be7xf6 6.Qd1-e2 Qe8-f7 7.Ng3-e4 Bf6xd4 8.Ne4-g5 Qf7-f6 9.Ng5-h7 Qf6-f7 10.Qe2-g4 Qf7-g7 11.Qg4xe6+ Qg7-f7 12.Qe6xf7+ Kg8xf7 13.Nh7-g5+ Kf7-e7 14.Bb1xg6 Nd7-f8 15.Bg6-e4 Bd4xb2 16.Be4xd5 c6xd5 17.Bd2-b4+ Ke7-d7 18.Ra1-d1 Bc8-b7 19.Rd1-d2 Bb2-f6 20.Ng5-h7 Bf6-e7 21.Bb4xe7 Kd7xe7 22.Rh1-h6 Ra8-c8 23.Rd2-e2+ Ke7-d7 24.Nh7xf8+ Rc8xf8 25.Rh6-h7+ Kd7-c8 26.Re2-e7 Bb7-a8 27.Re7xa7 Kc8-b8 28.Ra7-d7 d5-d4 29.Rd7xd4 Ba8xg2 30.Ke1-d2 Bg2-c6 31.Rd4-d6 Rf8-c8 32.f4-f5 c4-c3+ 33.Kd2xc3 Bc6-d7+ 34.Kc3-b4 Bd7xf5 35.Rh7-f7 Bf5-g4 36.Rd6-b6+ Kb8-a8 37.Rb6xb5 Rc8-e8 38.a2-a4 Bg4-e2 39.Rb5-c5 Re8-e4+ 40.Kb4-c3 Ka8-b8 41.a4-a5

[@MastaSmack]

I find the best way to win at chess is to make one move and then leave the computer until your opponent resigns, or write a program that at least dings at the 9.30 mark so you can come back and make a move before auto resign takes over. Then just bore your opponent into submission.