This video has changed my life! Last week I watched this video and decided enough was enough. I took my sofa with attached chaise lounge (a clever combination that promotes further binding and destruction to the body), and disassembled it as recommended by the video. I have no use for the material as I already have plenty of chairs, so I sold it all! I was able to make $3.57 in total. Do you know what I did with my earnings? I immediately bought a coffee, which gave me the energy I needed to perform at a high efficiency throughout the rest of the day. That purchase, to me, acted as validation that this video and my new life path was leading me to a future of energy, focus, and purpose. Again, thank you for this video!
@liztxori20 күн бұрын
Is it seeious or just trolling? In any case an inspireing story
@JohnnySupporter-kc3ek19 күн бұрын
What a treasure chest of a comment
@Saturn288818 күн бұрын
It's trolling. Not meant to be taken seriously.
@KingBuffo17 күн бұрын
What a comment xD
@joelalexander92815 күн бұрын
@@liztxori isn't true inspiration the biggest troll of all
@Youssii3 ай бұрын
Having guests over and forcing them to stand in the living room and watch this video so they know why there’s no couch
@EamonWillАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@ajlundy7550Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Michelle_WellbeckАй бұрын
Be like the middle easterners and sit on the carpet floor
@treyslider6954Ай бұрын
I mean, you could, but there's no reason to not have the suggested alternative seating arrangements; chairs, bean-bags, and stools.
@zetrocadartse646Ай бұрын
You can level up by having this on hand to put in your tv once they arrive
@thegigachad50382 ай бұрын
I love how half the comments are about the video being a glorious parody of overly pretentious video essays, and the other half are people who already disliked sofas saying what a great video essay it was. A perfect microcosm of modern parody.
@peterirvin71212 ай бұрын
the best satire should be indistinguishable from the real thing
@rpenm2 ай бұрын
It's not parody, it's post-irony. Both a joke and serious at the same time.
@thomas.thomas2 ай бұрын
@@rpenm it's when you want to be serious but you think others won't take you seriously so you pretend to be joking, you actually also use jokes. But all just to convey your originally serious message
@onepetalleftАй бұрын
lol.... yeah, I'm in the latter group of people. I'm loving this video, but I've been a proponent of floor sitting for a while.
@benbookwormАй бұрын
Poe's Law
@AudBid3 ай бұрын
I watched this on my sofa just to spite you
@intellectually_lazy3 ай бұрын
i watched this on my sofa, because i got a sofa. 2 months ago i was sitting on the floor, but look at me now. i am sofa king!
@monad_tcp3 ай бұрын
I was literally doing what the video said, I have an empty room with a computer, a desk, a TV and a 6-axis office chair. Now I'll buy a sofa out of spite.
@jewishmafia98013 ай бұрын
@intellectually_lazy sofa king we tod Ed?
@sarimsalman26982 ай бұрын
@@intellectually_lazySo fucking what?
@rusland92 ай бұрын
Me being sofa pilled and relaxxmaxing on my superior soft furniture article
@gearandalthefirst70273 ай бұрын
I think this is the first time I've seen someone get possessed by a victorian moral panic editorial on youtube
@timjones595314 күн бұрын
Yeah, usually this stuff is relegated to dedicated social media sites. Nice to see the wackos are branching out 🥰
@dksider98753 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that this was made to prove to a philosophy professor that anything can be debated.
@jay_3443 ай бұрын
for your first assignment, class, please create a video presentation with both false premises and invalid reasoning
@KasaresStern3 ай бұрын
I had a philosophy teacher in my last year in high school (in Spain, i was 17) that, for our last assignment, had us explain AND defend the posture of the most outrageous villain (no matter the media) we knew... Or the most stupid point of view we could construct. I did it about why sweeping floors is detrimental to our existence as human beings. And yes, everyone channeled their nitpickiest most obtuse self when they had to defend their stuff. Those were two glorious last weeks for sure.
@theviniso3 ай бұрын
@@KasaresStern That sounds amazing lol. Looks like you had a great teacher.
@noisepuppet3 ай бұрын
@@KasaresStern I wish they taught philosophy classes in the US when I was in high school
@VEC7ORlt3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure this how flat earth movement started out, look at it now...
@ThePokevader3 ай бұрын
how did I get here
@SomeSortaPro3 ай бұрын
I sold my sofa shares
@wakingcharade3 ай бұрын
and you may ask yourself...
@notaword11363 ай бұрын
I think we all know
@teschchr1223 ай бұрын
Requiring some kind of penance as am I.
@LuckyDog_133 ай бұрын
Google knows you’re intensely quirky and weird. Sorry to inform you. But obviously I’m here too, so…
@not_ever3 ай бұрын
You would get on really well with my mother in law. She refuses to have a sofa and has antique Chinese wooden seating so that no one feels comfortable enough in her home to overstay their welcome.
@Sven-cs2ex3 ай бұрын
She sounds based. Would take a politely short visit to her home.
@gollossalkitty3 ай бұрын
@@Sven-cs2ex True
@RingoBuns2 ай бұрын
Let’s hope you’re not the one inheriting them
@jsihavealotofplaylists2 ай бұрын
Brilliant.
@jsihavealotofplaylists2 ай бұрын
@@RingoBunsThey might be pretty valuable!
@RuySenpai2 ай бұрын
Thanks I was lacking an opinion on this, and being the first one to give me one, I will consider it as absolute.
@natedansereau2 ай бұрын
Good to hear
@mg278243 ай бұрын
yeah sure I'll incorporate this into my worldview
@Ciurk2 ай бұрын
the existensial fear of either being easily swayed by video essays or the youtube algorithm being that good at only showing me videos I already agreed with
@willbaker85052 ай бұрын
The spirit of the masses is generally feminine...
@nirgunawish2 ай бұрын
yall should look into why barefoot shoes are better than wearing mattresses under your feet. and why laying on your bones instead of your muscles will enhance your sleep
@jjhassy2 ай бұрын
this is the funniest answer to random ideologies that pop up on recommended
@rainbomg2 ай бұрын
HA
@hagenoneill91423 ай бұрын
I find myself being radicalized
@googiegress74593 ай бұрын
Just wait for the algorithm flooding you with massive amounts of anti-sofa propaganda from a deep community you had no idea existed.
@thomas.thomas2 ай бұрын
first time?
@MissyS1614Ай бұрын
Good
@nukl3argam3r38Ай бұрын
Same
@leftovercroc988320 күн бұрын
@@thomas.thomasactually no, it just keeps happening
@oxhornsupporter9852 ай бұрын
I wanted one of two things when I clicked this. I wanted either a skilled professional, maybe an interior designer or furniture maker or some kind of engineer, who had a grievance against sofas born of esoteric knowledge that may prove helpful or educational or else I wanted an insane madman with a strong opposition to something totally innocuous for no discernible reason. Didn't disappoint.
@donjab218Ай бұрын
truly a master of his craft
@nentendomofo3 ай бұрын
I really enjoyed the subtle humor sprinkled throughout. The oddly long clip of a woman prancing through a gas station, the snowboarder with a cat, the idea that a lover could draw the line at cuddling on a bench, is incredible.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed haha
@AmanCreatesArt3 ай бұрын
The woman in the gas station absolutely killed me! 🤣
@rainbomg2 ай бұрын
The B reel in this video is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. 90% of my audible guffaws came from b reel. I’ve never seen such subtle absurdity in my life
@CobraDove111114 күн бұрын
You might be entertained then by watching videos in the stock video section that people buy to make KZbin videos
@rainbomg9 күн бұрын
@@CobraDove1111 oh come on you know context is what matters here
@gilph33 ай бұрын
This was pedantic and insufferable, and I loved it
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Thank you very much
@isaiaharmstrong17992 ай бұрын
Hmm yes, shallow and pedantic
@saltydinonuggies18412 ай бұрын
This is a truly a work of art
@snazzydrew3 ай бұрын
I asked my spouse if they would love me if we could only hold each other in a seated position, if were using relatively firm surfaces, such as a floor, or a wooden bench, excluding of course, the use of a bed.... and they were deeply concerned.
@CaedenV2 ай бұрын
I mean, without getting too risqué in description... The floor isn't the worst place for such activities....
@user-sl6gn1ss8p2 ай бұрын
it was then that they realized that the whole worm debacle wasn't all that bad
@noaag2 ай бұрын
@@CaedenVonly watched first 30 seconds so far therefore i must conclude the thesis of the video is that couches are bad for boning
@katethegoat75072 ай бұрын
I want this to be the new "would you love me if I was a worm" meme
@user-sl6gn1ss8p2 ай бұрын
@@katethegoat7507 yes. It is at the same time way more sane and way more insane
@UltravioletNomad3 ай бұрын
I cant believe this thesis did not mention the great benefits of Tatami mats and Japanese stlye mattresses, which when combined not only provides a wonderful shock absorbant flooring material fit for all manner of activities, but provides a very versatile, clean, and hypoallergenic approach to seating and sleeping arrangements, as the breathable combination and simple materials wicks away excess moisture and is incredibly easy to clean.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
(It is certainly possible... that I did very little research)
@AG-iu9lv3 ай бұрын
I sleep on one because I am paranoid of rolling out of bed after my ex's mom did and *dislocated her shoulder*, ffs. Say what you like, but that's living too fast for my taste. Anyway, the mat is amazing. Mobile, unobtrusive, and easy to clean, which minimizes dust allergy symptoms at night for bonus points!
@littlered63403 ай бұрын
Shock absorbant, you say
@kefkja2 ай бұрын
oh you mean the bedding you have to hang up to dry every morning to avoid mold? yeah sounds sooo much more convenient
@chromarush1749Ай бұрын
@@kefkjahow wet is your bedroom?
@1001HELL3 ай бұрын
Your arguments were too convincing and you waited too late into the video to say "don't burn your sofa". The fire department is mad at me now.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Oh no! I'll have to put a disclaimer at the start of the next video
@googiegress74593 ай бұрын
Excessive lounging leads to the destruction of a person's health and motivation, and hence lifespan and total net productivity. Because of this, it is of the utmost importance to American furnituremakers to export the plushest sofas and encourage their adoption in the living rooms of our civilization's enemies. We must not fall behind on the sloth curve.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Sofas should never be used as a weapon
@googiegress74593 ай бұрын
@@natedansereau For tax purposes, the exports would be classed as "humanitarian aid".
@AG-iu9lv3 ай бұрын
Sloth curve 😂😂😂😂
@proxy33862 ай бұрын
@@googiegress7459 oh my gods lol
@Infinantnarwhals2 ай бұрын
Mr. President, We Must Not Allow A Sofa Gap!
@Shonji_Ikori3 ай бұрын
"3 or 12 or more disassociated family members" is actually insanely good writing lmao
@deadall1273 ай бұрын
I know it's meant to be a joke, but I am now seriously considering interior design entirely excluding sofas. Historical japanese ID is a prime example of that, they have a whole range of furniture very close to the ground: tatami, futon, zaisu, kotatsu, etc
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
How do you know its a joke haha
@kat85592 ай бұрын
same though. like why did this work on me
@thelemon5069Ай бұрын
Tatami living is genuinely great. Chairs and benches in hallways. Floors and mats in rooms that become beds for sleeping. Japanese is superior in so many ways to the west's weird capitalistic hell
@thecaveofthedeadАй бұрын
@@thelemon5069 in that respect, yes. But don't forget the Japanese are living their own flavour of capitalistic hell.
@FourOf92000Ай бұрын
@thelemon5069 you do know Japan is... like, comically corporate-controlled
@jamessalstrom79802 ай бұрын
My god, you’ve done it. This is the purest concentration of youtube algorithm I’ve ever seen.
@zack73833 ай бұрын
This video essay reminds me of "A Pattern Language", specifically pattern 251: Different Chairs. It seems the authors would agree with your premise, simply by their opening sentence: "People are different sizes; they sit in different ways." They explain that variety in seating creates an atmosphere that supports rich experience. They do not discuss sofas, but it seems to me that a sofa actively removes variety from the seating options in a space, as the 2 or 3 or more seating positions will be indistinguishable from each other in most aspects. Additionally, the seats in a sofa are permanently locked into the same relative positions - they cannot be adjusted to form a more or less intimate arrangement. These shortcomings reveal that the sofa is far less versatile than traditionally advertised.
@packman23213 ай бұрын
As someone who struggles to stand up off the floor, I was originally sceptical. But knowing that I can replace my sofa with three computer chairs and a sleeping bag is a suitable accomodation to my needs and I shall be glad of the extra space generated (I assume).
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Nice
@michaelturner28063 ай бұрын
this video hacked the "give the benefit of the doubt" part of my brain into taking it seriously for far too long, and that's too subtle a humor for my liking
@BB-bx4dp2 ай бұрын
Me too. There's so many dumbos on the internet that I always assume they really are that stupid until proven otherwise.
@timothynoll4886Ай бұрын
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly: bamboozled!"
@timothynoll4886Ай бұрын
Things I love about this video: 1) The stock footage is perfect. 2) Each point is clearly delineated and leaves little to no room for rebuttal-the man is clearly on to something. 3) When he suggests three stools, the images of three stools are centered. When he says, "or four," the fourth stool is added, but it's cut off. A similar situation occurs again with images of one (or two) cots. 4) The script is courteous, professional, and academic. 5) He's completely serious about this. 6) He's right.
@X11CHASE20 күн бұрын
2) is total horseshit
@TokyoXtreme3 ай бұрын
The fact that "davenport" was once a name for the "couch" is enough to give anyone pause before purchasing such a piece of furniture.
@weirdalfan373 ай бұрын
I feel exponentially less insane after watching this, there is definitely a healthy dose of somewhat exaggerated humor throughout this but the points are what I have been arguing for years. I absolutely love this to pieces and plan on writing a citation riddled expansion of this concept as my main paper for a writing and rhetoric course I am participating in over the next few months
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it haha
@EmL-kg5gn19 күн бұрын
Please share it with us!!
@tompotter874818 күн бұрын
yeah dude share your paper!! I wanna cite it LOL
@jakes97082 ай бұрын
This video may be humorous but my family did get rid of our sofa. About a year ago we needed to replace our sofa and love seat combo. While discussing what we would do, I asked my wife why we needed a sofa at all. I pointed out that we never used it as a place to sleep or even lay down really. Rarely did more than one person use it at a time, as most of the time people don't want to sit that close together, so it took up a lot of space while not providing the promised seating. They are also big and heavy, making them difficult to move, and limit the room arrangement possibilities especially in smaller or oddly shaped spaces. After a bit of debate we decided to replace the sofa and loveseat with three chairs, and we couldn't be happier with that decision. We actually use the space more now. The sofa/loveseat setup was so dysfunctional for us, that we didn't even realize how much we were unconsciously opting to use the connected dining space to sit and chat instead of the living space. The seating arrangement we have now just fits us better. While a sofa is a good choice for some, I think too many people get one just because it's what you do. The next time you're getting furniture, give it some thought. Think about how your furniture and space is utilized. If you're not sure, find some inexpensive chairs to use as a proof-of-concept before you go all in. Also, if you want a sofa just as an emergency sleeping spot, they make chairs that can fold down into a bed too.
@illhaveawtrplz2 ай бұрын
I was lucky to grow up in a house with a large living room with wall-to-wall carpet. We always had a sofa and a loveseat, but there was always so much empty space on the floor that I usually found myself there, sprawled out on a pillow or two, watching TV, reading, or playing my gameboy. Even now, as an adult, I still gravitate to the floor when I visit my parent’s house. I know this is satrie… to some degree? Maybe Nate is really being serious? Regardless, he has helped me to connect with the core of my most repressed, base desires. My sofa’s days are numbered.
@imaginefun13Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same way as far as sitting to close to each other. A sofa with room for 3 people to sit, usually only has two people on it, either two people cuddling together, or two people five feet apart cuz they're not gay.
@youllnevertakemealive28333 ай бұрын
I've no idea why this was recommended to me, but it is absolutely the best thing to happen to me all week, and it is only Monday.
@flytrapYTP2 ай бұрын
I love that the beautiful intro shots of geese walking around had nothing to do with the tipic.
@cteixeirax19 күн бұрын
It has everything to do with the topic. These happy, thriving geese have experienced a rich and sofaless life.
@JimChampion19 күн бұрын
honk
@Parzivle3 ай бұрын
Barely a minute in and I already agree with you. Nearly every night my couch pulls me into a false sense of security with its comfort until I invariably end up falling asleep for several hours, from which I wake up with back pain and a sense of wakefulness despite it being 2:30 in the morning. I consciously know this will happen, yet every night I heed sirens song of the elongated loveseat adjacent to my living room television. It’s a vicious cycle I fear I may never break from.
@portentouslad50513 ай бұрын
I will love and cherish this video and send it to anyone who mentions buying a new sofa to me.
@natiloustaunau53343 ай бұрын
Additionally, sofas are made most of the time of different materials, such as wood, leather, pillows, etc. Each one of these has to be cleaned regularly or the room in which the sofa is will stink. This will mean that, if you have a couch, you will have to invest money, valuable time, and resources, in the process of "the cleaning". Compared with 3 regular chairs, the overall costs are reduced by a lot. However, one thing I find a little disconfirming about not having sofas, is that the alternatives tend to show a really minimalistic aesthetic; which represents the loss of artistic values of each person. I understand that currently, many people tend to have minimalistic couches (awful), but some prefer more personalized ones. And regular chairs can't be as artistic or "antiminimalistic" as a sofa can. The last statement is based on a personal view, i see if not everyone agrees with it. Great video essay
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Those are some excellent points. Maintenance is an important consideration to be sure
@monkeysfromvenus3 ай бұрын
get a settee
@X11CHASE20 күн бұрын
You’ve gotta be one nasty mofo to require that much cleaning to where it’s a burden. Or just get a non breathable upholstery so only the surface needs cleaning…
@EmL-kg5gn19 күн бұрын
@@X11CHASE To be fair to them climate makes a difference and so can having kids or pets
@zolopane1173 ай бұрын
Phenomenal writing and editing. I feel blessed by the algorithm today
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Glad you liked it
@alexnoman14982 ай бұрын
The neon light chapter card with ridiculously upbeat music out of nowhere got me good. The whole thing is hilarious, mind you. Thank you very much!
@genevasteele4472 ай бұрын
I wanted to see if this was satire or genuine criticism. After watching, I still don’t know, but I did enjoy myself. 11/10.
@starstella34273 ай бұрын
bro's whole argument is defeated by fainting couches. great work tho man! shocked you don't have more subscribers. nice editing and arguments
@thelemon5069Ай бұрын
Not really. Those mainly existed because women weren't listened to by medical professionals and likely suffered from dysautonomia
@EmL-kg5gn19 күн бұрын
@@thelemon5069 Also if it was still considered commonplace to faint from intense emotion some of us (me included tbh) would either pretend for the drama or become so worried by the idea that we genuinely think we’re about to faint. I have narcolepsy and while it doesn’t cause fainting I do occasionally collapse from intense emotion
@StormForthcoming3 ай бұрын
This shit written like an IB extended essay 😭
@IsaiahSugar3 ай бұрын
'many people's husbands' lmao I appreciate the descriptive alternative to the use of the word 'man' (Or for that matter, simply saying 'many people')
@ElazarY3 ай бұрын
you really captured that meandering, pseudo-intellectual video essay vibe, I can feel my blood boiling already and I'm only 3 minutes in, very good job
@gatsbysdead3 ай бұрын
A 15 minute video about how couches are bad actually with under 1k views from a channel with under 2k subscribers! I’m so in!
@reed65143 ай бұрын
13 days later, 13k views
@krumble12 ай бұрын
12 days after @reed6514’s comment, 58k views and 2.64k subs
@nevreiha3 ай бұрын
im buying a fallen tree for my living room
@intellectually_lazy3 ай бұрын
old people like recliners. they never get out that recliner, where they can watch 22 hours of local news, for the weather, every day
@a-bird-lover2 ай бұрын
my grandpa who only sat on a plain wooden kitchen chair for 40 years and gave himself hemorrhoids would be a big fan of this proposal
@argusfleibeit11653 ай бұрын
Oh, no-- this is the funniest video I've ever seen. I especially like the "solution" of the room crammed full of individual chairs. I myself have been trapped by an unrelenting sofa for the past four years. I thank you for your efforts to warn others.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Anytime
@saturn29993 ай бұрын
This is so unhinged I love it
@shantejo3 ай бұрын
You forgot the mention the insufferable inconvenience brought upon each member of any arrangement of friends every time one of them insists on substituting their landlord with another and thus changing their habitat. The pain which in induced during the transportation of one of these monstrosities is just otherworldly. I fail to comprehend the amount of once close and intimate friendships which were obliterated but such circumstances, leading to a significantly increased risk of chronic loneliness.
@saidfilfil5117Ай бұрын
I live in a dorm that has a balcony. Ever since I lived here, there has been a couch on the balcony, but my janitor said it needs to be removed. Today is the day it got removed, and this video popped up for me. Now, I can really enjoy a couchless life
@essennagerryАй бұрын
Listen, I'm chronically online, it's not easy to catch my attention and keep it and then even actually give me dopamine. But you did. I had almost surrendered to the thought that the half of yet another meal I'll spend frustratingly looking for a video to watch while eating. I don't remember the last time I was this content with a video while eating. This was beautiful. Everything about it.
@wakingcharade3 ай бұрын
way ahead of you, I repurposed the sofa's i acquired for free as storage units a long time ago. granted they aren't ideal storage units, but they were free. They merely look like sofas.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Very resourceful
@Catalyst281216 күн бұрын
This is THE embodiment of “I spent three years doing a humanities degree. You bet your ass I’m gonna use it.”
@jamesspencer19493 ай бұрын
I need to take a moment to say, whilst the video is wonderful in its spoken argument: your visuals are outstanding. I laughed hard at the Sim surrounded by chairs, love that you made that effort. Also, to answer your question at 4:03, y = 9 Working: 3y - 6 = 2y + 3 3y = 2y + 3 + 6 3y = 2y + 9 3y - 2y = 9 y = 9 Sent from my upright single occupancy chair with no arm rests
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
That is amazing.
@MightyMerlin13 ай бұрын
i find myself agreeing with you. if i were to be seen while reclining daintily on my sofa, i should be quite embarrassed and ashamed in myself. i am currently seeking to remedy this situation and will perhaps borrow your idea of using stools and rocking chairs instead of the sofa.
@BeefFondler50003 ай бұрын
perhaps even conjoining three stools togther with a bound leather skin, so as to allow for a more intimate closeness for small gatherings
@danielthealien1072 ай бұрын
2:04 I love how the positioning of the turkeys makes it look like there's gonna be a third that's so clever 😂
@catboyedgeworth246926 күн бұрын
this is genuinely the type of thing i think about. i'm not joking. it's like someone recorded my inner monologue. to feel so seen and understood by another person without them knowing of your existence is both euphoric and terrifying.
@selkrasouza62623 ай бұрын
As a long-time floor enjoyer, I've found couches to be over rated for years. They're bulky and a pain to clean. The replacement couch I've gotten a while back isn't even comfortable, even though it was an "upgrade" because it has a recliner. I'd rather sit by a kotatsu in my living room honestly.
@leamubiu3 ай бұрын
I wish there was a section in this video about alternative ways of hanging out indoors that have been figured out by humanity across time and around the world. Kotatsus are one hell of an option-but I’m pretty sure that it would people-trap me all the same XD I would stash food and entertainment right next to the table, and only get up to go to the loo!
@Illstatefishing2 ай бұрын
I think you're onto something, lawns are already on my list
@natedansereau2 ай бұрын
I like lawns even less than sofas
@OscarGutierrez-gu8ln3 ай бұрын
Thanksgiving, Christmas, and that’s it. Bravo good sir
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Thank you
@AskTorinАй бұрын
I hate the couch. Managed to get rid of it and my wife is now fully on board with this lifestyle. This was years ago, we are both fitter and stronger than we ever were. We got rid of the tv too. I love it
@jimmybobsqusher58972 ай бұрын
I was confused what the title meant. The geese intrigued me so I watched. Very good and entertaining, I’m happy I came across this video.
@diobrando89793 ай бұрын
One more radical idea to hopelessly defend in front of my friends whenever the topic comes up at some point in our lives
@Rx_MOON2 ай бұрын
"Would you still love me if we could only hold each other in a seated position, if we were using relatively firm surfaces, such as a floor, or a wooden bench, excluding of course, the use of a bed?" is the man's equivalent of "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
@ThatExplo2 ай бұрын
The humor of this video is peak and I was inclined to lean back into my sofa and subscribe instantly.
@natedansereau2 ай бұрын
Don't you mean "reclined"?
@yourfavoritebrendan2 ай бұрын
I've been running out of discussion topics to irritate my family with - thanks for coming to the rescue!
@JoseDelgado-ms5oh3 ай бұрын
Groundbreaking
@pass-1233 ай бұрын
I feel like your next video will be calling for people to rise up against the bourgeoisie and seize the means of production.
@Shyfly6022 ай бұрын
Omggg I know this isn’t the point but when I got my own apartment for the first time I decided not to get a sofa because I was tired of the most random people sleeping on my family’s couch. I have a kotatsu with a few large floor cushions and I love it. I keep a secret futon in a closet in case I ever do have a guest I want to stay over
@natedansereau2 ай бұрын
I like the way you think
@Sven-cs2ex3 ай бұрын
Great video. Never buying a sofa until ur refuted. Love you. Have a wonderful day.
@NexusCubed2950Ай бұрын
Before i watched this video, i was a firm Sofa hater, and thought this video would re-affirm my pre-existing beliefs. After watching the video, the arguments made in the video towards the propositions made were not only insufficient to counter the propositions, but the propositions actually showed me the versatility of the Sofa, converting me strongly in favour of Sofas. I must applaud the creator if this was their schema from the beginning. Liked and subscribed
@crimson_oracle2 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, I have upholstered my living room floor
@natedansereau2 ай бұрын
That should do the trick
@user-tt4lp8tj3uАй бұрын
@@natedansereau Your video has made my year, my faith in humanity has become reestablished, and the comments are making my day too :)
@1TallGamerАй бұрын
Brilliant. I lost it when the word "malarkey" made that reclining fellow spring awake.
@interdimensionalsailboatАй бұрын
I clicked on it because my philosophy is against a sofa in my home. This was ridiculous. Best video essay in a long ass time. Thanks man 😂.
@scientificaly_restful_one2 ай бұрын
The craziest thing about this essay is that I agree with every point and the thesis itself.
@13darkjems2 ай бұрын
This feels like it was written by the guy who wrote utopia. It's amazing "If we must assume a submissive and defeated posture"
@joshKozak22 күн бұрын
This may be my favorite video on KZbin now. For the humor and the logic. 😂
@jcthomas14633 ай бұрын
I was questioning if setting a sofa in my room was a good move... It's gotta go. Thank you 👍🏻
@jiffyb3333 ай бұрын
I am thoroughly baffled, thank you for rattling my worldview.
@CaedenV2 ай бұрын
Sometimes you click on a video with little to no context and have instant regret. But you, kind sir, are of the highest caliber of moral fiber and sound reasoning! I'm completely convinced that I just need to buy a recliner for myself, and at most, one of those park benches with the anti-homeless attachments on them. My extended family is not homeless, so surely such devices should have little to no effect on them!
@ydant4217 күн бұрын
As a tall person, I found particular amusement in your illustrative example of how horizontally insufficient sofas are for sleeping. Thank you for putting out this important message and fighting the good fight. 12:08
@littlered63403 ай бұрын
This is the perfect youtube content for me and I cannot believe I am just seeing it.
@TheCuteBucket3 ай бұрын
My cat loves the sofa tho, so there's nothing I can do because I don’t have the heart to upset her.
@koenahn21 күн бұрын
I scrapped my sofa and will never look back. You have changed my life.
@masonkrcmarik7303Ай бұрын
God bless the algorithm, this is pure gold. If you keep this up, you will be gigantic.
@kittyspartan1433 ай бұрын
Video essays have gone too far For real tho, nice video 😂
@partlyblue2 ай бұрын
Your grasp of comedy is so incredibly impressive. Playing the straight man in constrast to the immensely comedic audio-visuals. Love this video, can't wait to revisit it. Major kudos, and I hope you have a good day as well
@lego_minifig2 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention how sofas steal your money, goldfish, and remotes and yet we still welcome them into our homes with open arms
@juhjuhjuhjuhjuh2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget about the immediate sense of sleepiness that comes from one of these dastardly devices. It is a means to keep the population placated and docile Amazing video 😂
@helenalin14933 ай бұрын
Although I feel like I can't agree with many of the points being made in this video, I do find this proposition very interesting to ponder on and question the customs we have all unconsciously incorporated. When I build my own home I'll definitely consider more intentionally the functionality and need of a sofa.
@natedansereau3 ай бұрын
Really cool to hear
@kitefan13 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this, but it was clearly written for people who can get off the floor and/or are young enough (under 40 or so) to not need a padded seat for comfort.
@donkelly47183 ай бұрын
I fear that your comment, perhaps more than any other I have seen actually serves to prove the ops horribly written argument.....let me explain.....the human body was DESIGNED to be at its most optimal in the crouched or squatted position, or to sit on the ground or floor.our earliest ancestors lived their entire lives sitting, squating, and getting up/down into and out of these positions. They were able to do so because those positions encourage more constant repositioning and "active sitting" keeps a body more physically agile longer. Sofas, settes, etc. And other very cushioned seating and furniture, including even the bed as we know it today, are actually VERY RECENT concepts, relatively speaking, to the human evolution, with harder surface seating, when used at all, persisting well into the 16th century, and considerably less cushioned upholstered furniture options persisting through the 17th century up until the mid 20th century( think of Victorian sofas that were smaller in scale and much more thinly cushioned.....or even mid century modern sofas from the 1960s that again were much smaller in scale and much firmer).
@iceball3xd3 ай бұрын
@@donkelly4718 This analysis of history of course excludes those with physical disabilities, and those who's current age exceeds the median lifespan of ancient humans, no?
@donkelly47183 ай бұрын
Nope. If you read my comment carefully you will see that I go A "recent" as mid century modern....so, to be clear, we are talking 1960s there. though were cushioned then, they were still very small scale, and very much firmer than couches of about the 80s moving forward were/are. They were still seen as a formal seating option and were quite low. Throughout history, those with disabilities would have been given cots and carried, or later in history would have had a hard, wooden wheel chair
@jamesspencer19493 ай бұрын
Clearly the viewer missed the part where hard, single occupancy chairs with rocking capabilities and a small pillow for comfort (optional) were recommended for the decrepit elderly rumps you must be referring to.
@kitefan12 ай бұрын
@@donkelly4718 Yes, but after 40 or an injury, which a majority of the ancients didn't survive, the few inches of padding, even horsehair, makes a huge difference. Sofas that are so soft you can't get out are equally annoying. I've read/seen a few posts of people sleeping on the floor so get it.
@Dennis-ud2nh19 күн бұрын
My recommendations feed is becoming more and more radical with each day. Yesterday I learned that my head was literally screwed on backwards.
@derekwong135617 күн бұрын
I think i need a link for that video lol
@sarahpreston4558Ай бұрын
this is one of the best things i've seen in a while. really just a fantastic use of the youtube platform. i'm gonna send this to everyone i know
@emilyarter27732 ай бұрын
This is genuinely entertaining and very well done. I have no idea why youtube recommended your video, but I'm glad they did. I never thought a 14 minute video could make me rethink sofas...
@mn0g0nm3 ай бұрын
this really is the era of diss tracks & idk, I think sofas are gonna be the only ones beating the allegations out here
@InfectedEnnui2 ай бұрын
it's about time someone made this video. you're being funny, but the people saying it's pedantic or insufferable are merely coping. couches are terrible for us, and wildly overpriced. i'd also like to mention foldable floor mattresses, for both movie watching and guest bedding. comfy, aesthetic, and they can be stored in a closet when not in use.
@JB-fp3fb2 ай бұрын
Best KZbin I've seen in some time! Clever, original, thought-provoking, extremely well done. Bravo!
@arstyashley3 ай бұрын
I was definitely sitting cross legged on the ground as you told me it wasn’t undignified 😂 I have a chair, a bench, and rugs and cushions because I live alone, and would rather be adaptable 🕺
@AmanCreatesArt3 ай бұрын
Bless the algorithm that brought me to this wonderful video!!! 🙏🏽
@sofasangriamusic33372 ай бұрын
"where will I send my husband if he is being discourteous?" killed me 😭
@saraellwood630Ай бұрын
This video was an absolute delight to watch, truly a respite from other more over-discussed topics! As a woman of chairs myself, I find your expostulation of sofas to be riveting, and in my own judgement, valid.