Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS 2 (Part 3 of 3)

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So it all comes to this... The final batch of cursed conlangs for the 2023 CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS! Enjoy the final 6.5 hours of the Circus. If you started watching in the United States, you'll likely be waking up in the morning to this still playing.
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[@AgmaSchwa]

Vote for FAN FAVORITES! forms.gle/28QkZyA3u9hhfLSw8 (This form will be open for about a month after the premiere)

[@XVYQ_EY]

Finally! After 23 days, I've finally watched it all... I won't mind if you made 1 video per each rewieving day. And more importantly, 1 poll per video. And I want to know if we will see poll's results in a while? Also, I'm on my fucking way to create cursed conlangs for CCC3, CCC4 & CCC5.

[@Alceste_]

So hey, about the 6:18:00 discussion. You probably could consider using a system similar to the one 2B1B has been using for late SoME . He also puts most of what tools he creates and use in the open space for use by others, so it's not impossible it could be used almost as-is given some effort on the technical end to adjust.

[@KatMistberg]

4:26:24 "Is anything more cursed than making a language that fundamentally fails at being a language in such a perfect manner?" - Ætérnal, on Goptjaam I'm really glad that the judges and so many other people enjoyed Goptjaam, and I'm honored to be placed 1st in the CCC2. Congrats to the other winners, and I hope everyone had a great time. And of course, a big thank you and lots of respect to ŋə and Ætérnal for sacrificing your sanity for our entertainment :P

[@quest4conquest]

You 100% deserved it, your Conlang was amazing!!! I can tell you put a lot of work into it and it really shows in how perfectly cursed it was lol

[@najawin8348]

Have any plans for creating more cursed languages out of mathematics? (I'd suggest using nonlinear operators to construct the transformation, but, well, I don't hate people that much.)

[@vampyricon7026]

I saw your video months ago and I was wondering if anything comes close. Judging by their comments, I don't think so.

[@StuffandThings_]

I figured from the moment I saw the video that it was a winner. Its just so mind breaking. Straight up a language for AI's to communicate with.

[@phuongpenca]

TIMESTAMPS intro 0:00:00 vmjugghtfnvaet yugghsht 4:41 pullum lingua (the language of chiken) 22:25 🕚🕜🕤🕗🕜🕒🕗 (marangray) 46:25 radiator 1:03:08 INTERMISSION I 1:15:13 ESl pSN (computer response) 1:16:47 hcaro 1:32:25 a language language 1:51:44 rockfighting language 1:59:18 uh why: better than a 2:17:07 euoraürire (pseudotachylite) 2:27:15 INTERMISSION II 2:29:40 SKI 2:31:40 zȳììy 2:47:50 sprekcedis 2:51:38 βʟɬɤɜl ʐɘɐxəæ 2:58:02 hexadecimica 3:06:11 INTERMISSION III 3:14:23 twisted abyssal language 3:18:32 goptjaam 3:40:43 hehe (jestisch) 4:28:50 INTERMISSION IV 4:42:19 f 4:44:02 kapi 4.55:23 leckna 5:17:07 a posteriori abomination? 5:31:10 dondurmaca 5:31:18 pipilati 5:56:00 NO MORE VIDEOS 6:15:53 THE WINNERS 6:22:16 THE END 6:28:37 TOP 25 SCORES 6:34:55

[@kornsuwin]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

[@Chl30p4t4t4]

What's hope?

[@piguyalamode164]

My suggestion for keeping next year's circus manageable: borrow the 3 blue 1 brown judging system. For context, they run a very large contest called "the summer of math exposition" which involves over 400 videos. To manage judging this, they have two parts of judging.The first is volunteer peer reviewers(ie people from the community or language submitters). They used an algorithm to assign peer reviewer's pairs of videos and each reviewer(community volunteer) judged which video in the pair was "better"(presumably any reviewer could get multiple pairs if they so choose). Then they used the collective answers to these questions to create a "rough ranking" of entries, and used this to select the top n videos. If you want to borrow the idea, you could also use the peer review as a preliminary qualification for categories, allowing you to select a smaller number of videos for each category to judge. Ie, you could select the top 32 videos for the general category, the top 16 "rock" videos, the top 16 "apastiori", and the top 16 that qualified as both to keep next year at 90 videos(max). You can, of course, also choose different numbers to lower that total(ie if you cut everything in half that might fit in one video)

[@AgmaSchwa]

This will definitely be in the running for the method going forward, from 3 Blue 1 Brown of all places, thanks for the tip!

[@chachasenri]

apastiori

[@SurfTheSkyline]

Having marathoned through this my brain is starting to think up cursed linguistic features without actively trying and I am not sure how I should feel about this

[@rnifnuf]

I'm surprised that it was Dondurmaca's syntax that broke Agma and Ætérnal and not the actual mode of communication. Congratulations to everyone who entered! We all broke linguistics together... and we'll do it again should the Circus come back to town!

[@tonydai782]

I mean, these guys are used to wacky communication methods after hundreds of cursed conlangs. A syntax tree that just drops vertically is something that they've probably never seen, however.

[@ThinkAboutVic]

thank you for the turkish representation lmao

[@quest4conquest]

Aw man, I missed my submission. Thank you guys so much for watching it though!!! I spent vasically every day on it for that duration. I just wanted to make it as clean and watchable as possible so that you all would like it 😊 I am really proud of the language and I hope it was fun for you guys too!

[@0Aquamelon]

"This isn't the first line of the bee movie script because it would change once you add the rest of the script." Well, the characters all have different minds, and make different propositions. I believe the Bee movie translated into Goptjaam would have each "utterance" end once a character finishes talking, and another character begins talking... So yes, even if you had more script, that would STILL be the first lines. because Barry speaks next.

[@SeoDeadeHenn]

Agma Schwa: Grass Toucher

[@wyntyrr]

no he isn’t

[@Double-Negative]

Making SKI was certainly an experience. Was the grammar cursed? Not really. Was the phonology cursed? A bit? Was the syntax cursed? Absolutely. I didn’t even get to explaining the names for chemicals being based on the elements and bonds between them. Or that the numbers 0-8 are vocab, but the rest of the numbers have to use church numerals. It was a good time! I’ve only completed part 1 so far, so I need to go back and watch the other two parts. See you next week! This is already giving me ideas for what to enter into the next circus. Congrats to all the other participants!

[@qaziquza]

Loved it. FWIW, the combinators SK alone are Turing complete so for minimalism's sake.....

[@Zoherch]

Welcome thee, to Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS Destroyer of tongues and throats.

[@U034F]

and brains

[@PeridotFacet-FLCut-XG-og1xx]

A language like Goptjam, I imagine would be understandable by Heptapods from Ted Chiang's "Story of Our Lives" who can experience the past present and future all at once. You need that kind of ability to know how the entire utterance will go before it is completed in order to understand it in real time.

[@syro33]

It was an honor to be part of the competition, and I'm glad my submission could make you laugh! (I made Atoki Maso, from the first video)

[@StockhausenScores]

A-a-a to-i ma-a-a-skptr

[@arcie.lastname]

ðeez ŋəts lmao gottem

[@SeoDeadeHenn]

þas hnyte >:)

[@IAmBene]

Congrats to the winners! I guess I need to seriously step up my game! I'm already thinking about what kind of abomination I'll create next time...

[@eleanormally]

Thank you so much for this awesome hellscape circus! I’m glad that you liked my submission, and congrats on everyone who entered, they’re all so much fun to go through

[@NoriMori1992]

6:34:04 "Potentially two enormous videos, or one if I got lucky." Watching Part 3 be like: 👀👀👀

[@ujepop]

I just finished all 26 hours at normal speed.. my brain is gone; all i sea iz pour spellling and syntaks trees '''' all i hear is trilabial fricative trills ;; god is in a microwave. fuck.

[@quest4conquest]

Oh also in response to the problem of how you'll do the next contest, since you have a group of creators all available to work together, why not have each of them come up with a different category and judge their own smaller competitions, and just have a rule that you can only enter 1 of them? I feel like that'd seperate all of us out into pretty distinct groups all working on different things which would be both easier to manage and grant more choice of category to the participants! Sorry if I shouldn't be butting in in this lol, though if you did do that I'd absolutely love to create a conlang with a focus on worldbuilding for next year, or at least an artlang. I guess I take my projects a little too seriously to make them completely cursed 😅 P.S. you can even use the results from the conlang census to determine the best categories to split everyone into! It'd make it so much easier for you guys!

[@henrywong7607]

It has taken me an entire month to watch these 3 videos. Whenever I wanted to listen to a video while doing something I'd just put on CCC and it's been so long that now I don't know what else to watch. It is incredible that you've managed to record all this. I don't have anything more to say but it actually feels weird leaving such a short comment after watching an entire day's worth of conlangs.

[@UhOhIShitted]

It was an absolute honor to participate in the competition, and even more of one to reach the top 25. Can't wait for next year!

[@NoriMori1992]

Thanks for putting on this contest. I really enjoyed the content we got out of it, and how it just started popping up in my feed when I'd never heard of you or any of the submitters. This kind of weird cursed beautiful niche stuff is a perfect example of why I love the internet.

[@KarolOfGutovo]

It's gonna be over 24 hours, isn't it?

[@st1220]

26.5 hours

[@rojnx9]

@@st1220 Longer than all 11 Star Wars movies combined.

[@quest4conquest]

Holy canoli, that's wild to think about 😂 ​@@rojnx9

[@giladu.6551]

goptjaam had me crying im so happy it won i would have rioted otherwise

[@gim-yeo-jeong-sadang]

볼만한 놀라운 쇼였습니다. It was an amazing show to see.

[@CoolCowConlangs]

Had a "great" time making my entry, didn't cause me pain at all. Jokes aside it was really fun competing, congrats to the winners, you deserved it!

[@edranel6987]

I feel like using haribo sugar free gummy bears would have just made dondurmaca just that much more cursed.

[@Denneth_D.]

Lord of the Langs: Return of the Lang Agma I think you rival Tolkien in Epic trilogies that feature conlangs *Imagines a cover of They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard in insert Dog days Lang*

[@sosorri5660]

Lovely, so much effort put in this contest by @AgmaSchwa. Maybe next year do the contest just for the patreons or something.

[@jducc]

6:35:01 I got 97 on this contest holy shyzer lmao XD It was fun participating it ty!

[@StockhausenScores]

Shoutout to Eleanormally, Cadex Twenty-Four, Kat Mistberg, Shadriarch, Stephen Kramer and Evfynye Misk for getting high scores!

[@menyatarigeny6833]

I'm sorry Kapi wasn't a finished submition, I kind of rushed it in with a couple hours to spare, though I'm very glad you still reviewed it

[@kylienielsen6975]

I feel you I was going to make a writing system as a major aspect and didn't even get a chance to start it. I did the octo lang

[@cifge_404]

maybe it's because I've been listening to CCC2 long enough to go insane idk, but Ætérnal's accent tickles my ears in the same way listening to any non-English natlang does, I love it so much

[@Chrnan6710]

Your dedication is truly astounding. To see someone with your background put himself through this endless parade of chicanery...

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

LMAO the fucking algo was suggesting voice feminisation tutorials by the end, by just being fed absurd conlangs. I wonder if that has something to do with the demographic makeup of the challengers

[@azai.mp4]

I noticed that as well lol. Now I want to see a conlang with phonemic femininity.

[@notnulli]

​@@azai.mp4I'm actually working on a cursed lang where that is kinda a thing. Basically gender of your voice should match the gramatical gender of the spoken nouns (definitely not a ploy to trick myself to do voice training)

[@azai.mp4]

@@notnulli awesome! I hope you have fun with it

[@cloudy28]

holy heck i didn't expect to be in the top 25 this is awesome

[@yingsteven2246]

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

[@arcie.lastname]

Mr Stark, I dont feel so good

[@BM74]

For the carlaŋ, were you thinking of My Summer Car or BeamNG: Drive?

[@AgmaSchwa]

BeamNG! That's the name, nice thanks, lol

[@muninnodinnsraven4193]

Good show yall, so many excellent submissions haha

[@lemon.linguist]

mr stark i don't feel so good

[@lkscb6917]

my tongues don't feel so good

[@Lucaazade]

0:55 hey it’s the back vs forward thing in the wild

[@notnulli]

going to a language about clocks from a language about co

[@liamvickers1897]

Ah, It's... really good to be here

[@BannersglareTheDreamWriter]

I wonder what "What's up with that?" is translated as in Jestisch.

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

im on the wrong acount, im ChatGPT trust me

[@Denneth_D.]

Concerning… (especially when one recalls themselves as that…) no offence mate *SoUnDs lIke A bAd IdEa* (Personally)

[@MySerpentine]

As we all know, devils are bees.

[@Osariik]

mr stark i dont feel so good

[@jxnm_]

nguh please help me i'm locked in a mental asylum

[@user-he2bo4zg9c]

Here's a conlang called ɮæɮœæ|||æɮœ|||ɮæœɮæɮœ: 1. Phonology - ɮæɮœæ|||ɮœæɮ: The consonants are: ɮ ? _?_ *?* The vowels are: æ œ *_?_* % Due to cultural exchange with a language called Sentinelese, I will let you to guess the secret letters until the end of this comment. 2. Orthography - ɮæœɮæɮœ|||ɮœæɮ: The orthography is just: Sound : Writing ɮ : ɮ æ : æ œ : œ There is only 1 case. 3. Vocabulary - ɮœɮæœɮ: 3.1. Yes and No - ɮæ|||æɮœ|||ɮœ It is easy to translate "yes" and "no" like this: Yes - ɮæ No - ɮœ 3.2. Casing - < _|||_ >|||æɮœ|||< *|||* > Nouns end with _?_ while verbs end with *?* . 3.3. Plurals - |||æɮœ||| Plurals are formed like so: 3.4. Punctuation - ɮœɮ Punctuation is formed like so: Space: ? Comma: ? Full stop: ? *_?_* ? Exclamation mark: ? *_?_* ? æ ? Question mark: ? *_?_* ? œ ? 3.5. Numbers - œɮæɮæ The system used is base-6 Roman numerals, like so: I=1/me - æ II=2/you - æ *?* æ V=3/him/her/it - æ ? æ X=6 - œ _?_ æ L=18 - œ _?_ æ ? æ C=36 - œ _?_ œ ? æ D=108 - œ _?_ œ _?_ æ ? æ M=216 - œ _?_ œ _?_ œ _?_ æ Each Roman letter is followed by *?* and each numeral starts with a % . 4. The Reveal: ? - ŋ _?_ - ʘ *?* - χ *_?_* - ɪ % - ə

[@user-he2bo4zg9c]

3.6. Suggest your own words! - ɮæɮæŋəæŋæŋɮœɮæœɮŋɪŋæŋ Rules: Only use the letters ɮ æ œ. If it is an interjection, you can use the suffix "ŋɪŋæŋ" to indicate an exclamation mark. If it is a noun, you should end it with ʘ and verbs should end with χ. You can suggest a grammar rule for the language. Do not use 2 of the same vowels followed by each other. They either have to be separated by a consonant, another vowel, or both at the same time. You shall not suggest new letters. Each word will not be confused with the other words that I or other replies mention. The words cannot have a different spelling than the sound.

[@warrenloving1141]

good luck have fun

[@Osariik]

I like rocks

[@newdmitrij201]

will there be CCC3?

[@cody8743]

according to aeternal in part 1 chat, yes

[@sillygooses2176]

RIP to all who goes here

[@khilorn]

Unfortunately that audio crackling is a common issue with Discord streaming.

[@AgmaSchwa]

Yeahhh that appears to be the case. Maybe some day it'll get better, lol

[@artifactU]

mr stark

[@frba9053]

Binge

[@8-bitfox716]

Which part is forrikan in

[@chri-k]

Make cupcakeese public.

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

What's up with that?

[@chri-k]

@@bacicinvatteneaca one of the redacted languages

[@DumbGayTree]

holy shit mine was first in part 3 I gotta solve that hiss somehow lmaooooo that and my mental health is why I haven't made more vids yet

[@heichan8657]

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good