Agony Aunt Jimmy | Jimmy Carr

Having relationship issues? Well, forget the advice they give you magazines, watch this video for proper advice from Agony Aunt Jimmy
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Comedian
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Live from London's Bloomsbury Theatre (in 2007, when it was filmed): Jimmy Carr - Comedian (Live) sees funnyman Jimmy Carr sharing his cynical, but always hilarious, take on life's little absurdities.
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[@jimmycarr]

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[@mrdinosaur4545]

You know it’s a great comedian when he has to tell his audience to stop laughing

[@mrjawbones360]

I love these audience interactions, always the best

[@Badchi]

To me it's like the peak humour, the sport of high performance, the ultimate test of the craft. Roasting hecklers, subverting the improv genre and demonstrating the quickest wit in the wild west.

[@rammohangupta8105]

He is king. Jimmy Carr you made my whole hour.

[@Lucifer.666-Satan]

I'm watch some of he's videos multiple times even hearing the joke so many times but he still makes me laugh

[@milkybar81]

Laughed right all the way through this, go Jimmy

[@andrewwhite1305]

You are a heckler destroyer. I love you man.

[@Mits1423]

14:10 watch jimmy’s face get into heckler takedown mode.

[@abtinmoazami2211]

don't mess with jimmy carr😂

[@Kimjongil.]

Ginger guy going home with some serious questions for his parents 😆

[@quorn23]

I'm addicted to your humor, it's still humor in its purest form

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

Necrophilia means never having to say, “I’m Sorry “

[@dennish300]

He's so damn quick with the retorts!!!

[@jamesbundy1781]

I love watching Jimmy! He's my top comic!

[@newman653]

If you don't laugh at this guy check your pulse.

[@AZ-zr5oo]

What a quick, witty genius!

[@prakol1]

This last guy omds, owned in a heart-beat.

[@ruthlesson-site]

9:48 those are rookie numbers 😂

[@paulatreanor5566]

It's Great to see him live going to see him again he is Great 😃 to lift your spirits.

[@matbroomfield]

Ginger guy looks genuinely upset. Wasn't the place to expect genuine therapy.

[@Ryanbmc4]

He should have said "do you understand recessive genes?" Maybe too highbrow.

[@matbroomfield]

@@Ryanbmc4 Oooh, that would really have dug deep! :D

[@RichyJFilms]

@@matbroomfield some people cant take a joke :(

[@benmaxwell115]

@@Ryanbmc4 Oh come on Jimmy would have hit straight back with a list of a few other "recessive genes" he may be expressing, that would be low hanging fruit :P

[@RichyJFilms]

ya see this is why i love jimmy carr he knows how far to take a joke

[@bennyking572]

That wee guy heckling at the end got wrecked

[@colinevans7134]

Best of the best love it

[@mikaelgrande6968]

Aw man, brilliant work

[@stevehill5637]

Sir, you consistently make me laugh. Thank you!

[@soberhippie]

I'm going to Jimmy's gig this autumn, covid permitting. Should I start thinking of a good heckle?

[@nadinewesterveld5597]

Absolutely! Although do be warned he's been working on comebacks ever since he met that priest.

[@LilDomontovich]

@@nadinewesterveld5597 Nice. Dark humor is like insulin under Capitalism. Not every sweet person gets it.

[@Lucifer.666-Satan]

Reading this and the comments section bloody hilarious I I cried laughing you should definitely practice some heckles

[@davidfraser6083]

He has a sister. Good thing to use to heckle. I hope you don’t have a sister when he heckles you back. Also tell us how you went afterwards

[@kingda117]

@@LilDomontovich Only 3rd world folks and poor Americans have that problem.

[@kay-dc8495]

Can't cancel someone who doesn't care 👑

[@t3rminav3locity]

Or more accurately when their fan base doesn't care lol

[@tilltronje1623]

Or rather cancelling is not a thing in the first place and you are just trying to make yourself feel good by making up a problem that you despise

[@DodderingOldMan]

@@tilltronje1623 You. I like you. Wish more people realised this.

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

@@tilltronje1623 Awwww, honey....

[@Badchi]

He used South Park tactics when constructing his PR: an equal opportunity offender with a roast bar so high, nothing's out of limits and over the line.

[@ItisSusan]

Love you Jimmy ❣ thanks for the laughs 😃

[@handgranate2008]

At 8:58 somebody had some Flashbacks *insert Fortunate Son Music in*🤣🤣

[@JLF201]

Excellent break for the middle of a crappy work day.

[@CailenCambeul]

How to defeat any Jimmy Carr line: If he talks to you, always shout, "My mother never speaks with her mouth full!"

[@mallow173]

Jimmy is an absolute HOOT!! I can't wait for travel to be the norm again...i've got to go see him!!

[@EETSTHECREATOR]

Thumbing in a softie 😹

[@ThomasEWalker]

You, sir, are so rude it's just beyond belief. It's hilarious and I fucking love it, so please don't stop (she said).

[@belindajardim3145]

Brilliant Jimmy🥰😍🙌😂🤣

[@chrisbeaty309]

9:50 "have you thought about" ad interrupting the video is an ad for a dating app.

[@GTSongwriter]

Awesome!

[@fishpony1211]

Lmaoooo… seems like solid advice!

[@BigEnglishStandup]

Brilliant.

[@rakshitha9514]

8:57 That guys changed mood from atheist to strict catholic.

[@torquemada6781]

so brutal, so good

[@reenarawat5537]

01:46 Is he a lumberjack? Is he okay?

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

I’d pay SO much $$ to see Jimmy live. Ya hear that Jimmy? So. Much. Money.

[@zapkvr]

I've seen him live three times. You are missing out

[@sanyamsindhu4614]

Legend 👌

[@Ma-pz5kl]

you are funny !

[@swalsh787]

I'm a recovering Catholic 😁

[@amazinandwatumeanbythat1514]

10:30 no way he's 20, more like 35

[@FishStick_101]

bro got no chill

[@Ryanbmc4]

How do you make a joke about sleeping with a family member and no mention of the royal family. Amazing.

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

wait until he starts having prostate problem from over use!

[@zacharybohlman4069]

Do not say you've seen ghosts at a recorded Jimmy Carr show 🤣

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

It’s no wonder you play to packed houses Jimmy.

[@quickflash2studios232]

My respect to the gay guy

[@Mark_B544]

My condolences

[@captainhindsight8779]

Jimmy Carr?

[@heh650]

My uncle¿?

[@mihai08]

Hahahhaha... "taking a brake from watching pornography..." why have split screen if you're not going to use it Jimmy?

[@vinnieg6161]

Never heckle jimmy Carr ='D

[@tystin_gaming]

"That's nothing to be ashamed of going bald"...says the man that just got a hair transplant.

[@FlushGorgon]

That's nothing to be ashamed of, having a hair transplant.

[@tystin_gaming]

@@FlushGorgon Well apparently, he felt that losing his hair meant something...

[@ddnn974]

Gay guy says he couldn’t be arsed 😂

[@gemnfert]

Of course not. He was attending a live show. He had to at least wait until he got home!

[@TyTye]

@@gemnfert or the toilets in the interval

[@phillipward2741]

Theres some desperate people want to get included on a dvd

[@varyokh]

look how everyone is happy ? nobody gets OFFENDED wtf happened to humanity

[@randomuser22]

It's almost like when people go to a Jimmy Carr gig, they know what to expect and are fine with it, just as it always was. People always cry "ooooh you cant say anything anymore" and it's just not true: Comedians can still do comedy, Jimmy Carr can still tell people he fucked their mom. It's just that some people complain about stuff and a lot of other people like to make a big deal out of it because they want sympathy for being "canceled"

[@klauskleber4001]

u cant be bullied if u dont want to. and thats true.

[@stevenfielden8955]

Jimmy - RE; 'slavery stains OUR history' - the only 'inclusive' statement I've heard in years!!!!

[@MartinWillett]

Do those blacks who say they are as British as anyone else apologise for their contribution to slavery? I'm pretty sure that more of their ancestors owned slaves than mine.

[@animeguy6877]

My husband has a problem. He took copious amounts of boosters and is unable to perform in the bed. He then yells out "brought to you by Pfizer" and goes to sleep. I'm Jimmy's wife. Send help please!

[@PBMS123]

4:52 wow Jimmy really packed on the weight..... and unlucky for him, it went all to his neck and Jowls

[@haydencassidy9536]

lol that was when he was younger smh

[@kieron63]

Brave comments about balding Jimbo🤣🤣🤣🖖

[@tahatuncer1783]

I miss the camerashots of the audience in the newer specials

[@beefeduptechreviews]

Love this guy but as she grows his wit slows a bit in his newest show

[@melissachartrand1471]

How about that jimmy

[@mileslaw]

Misread the title as Agony *unt Jimmy.

[@douglasrice8201]

After the mouthful comment the guy should've replied that Jimmy must've been at the back then

[@shanegau4402]

I am not saying I think it is a good idea but cousins do have enough different DNA to not be a problem when having kids. Don't sleep with any blood relative, not the point of family.

[@nacholino2231]

you tried it out, aye?

[@danholm4952]

wtf is agony aunt? (from the us)

[@GavTatu]

8:59 *triggered *

[@livb6945]

The gay guy looks SO like a young Elton John!!

[@Badchi]

The oldest looking 20 yo I've seen XD

[@jaywalker3087]

Who WOKE up.

[@angelwhite376]

Piccolo kids mag.... Like the wood his noes. Insert...

[@MiksteR_RdY]

4 x a day? Get on my level, scrub.

[@godfreypoon5148]

I chuckled but honestly he's pretty weak these days.

[@thetrumpnewsnetwork7503]

How did you know I was watching porn?

[@hohohohehehe6910]

Is sex a dirty word now?

[@shad885]

$$$

[@zapkvr]

I was hitting my lodger back in the nineties, And yes, I was still getting the money

[@mitchellglaser]

Are you sure slugs leave a trail like that? Oh dear...

[@dave-huston-dublin]

Jimmy Vax.

[@vitaliymuray8607]

Почему нет субтитров на православном?

[@Badchi]

А почему они должны быть?..

[@Blinful]

Потому что учи английский

[@bournemouthisshit]

Snappy smartarse producing humour found in a secondary school playground...

[@zapkvr]

And yet here you are

[@seasonedbeefs]

Nothing wrong with banter

[@jamewakk]

Can't be true on KZbin, you will get blocked.

[@DeathLord-xy9fv]

Uhg.

[@michaelrawson6261]

Fucking KZbin ads at the beginning, then at 1m 15sec, what a joke KZbin are!!!

[@roystonrubble7103]

A faux face only Dr Martin could love

[@melissachartrand1471]

Hahaha keep you blessing.you know what skitsofrania is it's when nosey people don't know how to stay in there own house hahaha.gahahahanow your.talkibg about what I need you to talk about

[@memyself7413]

If, being a snowflake lefty, YOU find that Jimmy Carrr offends Y O U, the answer is simple.........don't view. However, D O N O T force your opinion on other people!

[@reknakfarg7252]

I'm a lefty, and trust me there are a lot more right wing snowflakes out there!

[@Badchi]

I'm sorry, who exactly are you speaking too?.. I don't see a single comment here that doesn't praise him.

[@howstewdo]

My joke got deleted on this channel did I offend you show me where it hurt

[@GirGir183]

All these "true story" happenings that "really hap pened" make these videos irrelevant.

[@atombomb31458]

when does the funny stuff start?

[@zapkvr]

After you leave. Now you know

[@godfreypoon5148]

@@zapkvr Admit it, he's gone downhill.

[@doncraig6864]

Sellout

[@TapDancerDood]

Jimmy is clearly very intelligent but so appallingly shallow. I really feel sorry for him.

[@zapkvr]

You know this is just a bit. Did you ever hear Dudley Moore and Peter Cooke ? They were filthy. And their recordings were nothing like what they were like in real life

[@nineteen8486]

Listen to him on Jordon Peterson’s channel. He is extremely intelligent. Your obviously a Karen… jog on

[@johnbaines2969]

sellout

[@reknakfarg7252]

??

[@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148]

Anyone who still finds Jimmy Carr funny raise their hands... now slap yourselves with it.

[@tomtucker8863]

British women are sure homely.

[@sbgoske7123]

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