The Gift of a Sandwich | 2344 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:00 Intro
00:28 The Gift of a Sandwich by In_Yellow_Clad
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@ManicPandaz]

It would be ironic if Eldridge horrors were allergic to peanut butter.

[@charlesbravo4224]

As a member of the over 6' an over 230lbs i can attest that sharing food is a great way to start a friendship

[@grega2362]

although a med rare steak makes me even friendlier....

[@DeathclawJedi]

@@grega2362Never underestimate a good Steak Sandwich. Needed items Sirloin steak, scrambled eggs, Munster and or pepper jack cheese and toasted bread of some type (each to their own style of bread thicker the better usually) Smoke the steak with Hickory and cook the eggs and cheese in the smoker to give the cheese a nice smoke flavor too. Fresh tomatoes or even grilled are good too! Then assemble sandwich!

[@SuperbeastOR]

Ahh, nothing quite more human than to share our food. For it is not only a bridge across cultures, but also a way for us to say, "We appreciate you and care about your continued existence. So here is some of my own food so you can continue to exist."🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@bearc.5709]

"Here, try some Sriracha on it!"😂😂😂

[@tabithachastain6999]

I imagine the galaxies new friends were extremely delighted to find out just how many kinds of jams/jellies and nut butters humans have created. Not to mention every style of bread

[@CaptainShield]

I've never met a carbohydrate I didn't like.

[@davidvincent5701]

A necklace with a jewel of swirling galaxies. That ambassador will be a wanted person soon. Hello MIB universe. 💥

[@SilverMKI]

My finger has become fused with the like button. Require further instructions.

[@mattbrown5511]

Leave it there. Use with wisdom and diligence.

[@ironwolfF1]

Never underestimate the power of courtesy. nor a gift's simplicity. After all, it's the thought behind it that counts the most...

[@syvajarvi2289]

💥💥💥💥💥 For the squirrel, for the writer, and for the sammich💥💥💥💥💥

[@jamesdeeds8799]

All hail the Sammich!!!!

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

💥 For the Author 💥 For the Rythm 💥 For the Muff

[@Cottor_OwO]

5:14 love the “extreme percussive maintenance” phrasing of “beating a device so hard it starts working”

[@lucidlythinking857]

They sound like a combination of the shadows from Babylon 5 and Eldritch horror beings. 💥

[@jukkiivi4282]

💥Humans befriending eldritch horrors? Humans sharing food with new friends? That's all the ingredients for a wonderful story. For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!💥

[@alfredsutton4412]

For the creative author 👍 For the talented voice actor👍 For the algorithm 💥💥💥💥💥

[@johnowen9349]

Thank goodness they weren't allergic to peanuts.

[@jasonswearingin1009]

PB&J huh makes sense. Food is one of the few things that spreads to other cultures long before said cultures ever meet in person! Also keeping a gift simple yet satisfying is a great means of diplomacy. Grandmas have been doing this to settle feuds throughout and prior to human history. Makes me remember the days in public schools when all the lunch ladies were local grandmothers and they and only they ran that kitchen. I miss those giant homemade sticky gooey warm most mouth watering cinnamon roles that only grandma could make!

[@krispalermo8133]

90minutes before lunch you could Smell the butter boiling in water for potatoes, none of that instant stuff. Or fresh from the oven hot to the touch bread rolls on winter or cold rainy days.

[@robertalexander5892]

I remember those days. The kids nowadays have no idea what they missed.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest!👽💪🦾👍☄️💫💥

[@saiyanprince989]

Never underestimate the effects of a good PB&J.

[@Sanquinity]

Aww, the eldritch horrors of certain death just wanted to be friends. :P

[@trenttrent2786]

You mean things that horror fans call "children"

[@chrismorgan1824]

Peanut butter jelly time, 😂😊

[@sbritton1313]

"the like mutton has been trying to ignite". . ALL HAIL THE LIKE MUTTON!!!

[@svenericsson7286]

Sergeant: "All right people, listen up: Today, I will demonstrate how to construct the greatest "peacekeeping tool" known to humanity!" Marine; Wow! What is that, Sergeant?" Sergeant: "The PB&J sandwich!"

[@derekdrake8706]

The human government then spent $1,000,000,000,000.00 on a research project to learn *why* PB&J sandwiches were delicious to aliens, the results of which could be summed up with: "bcuz pb&j is awesome"

[@liquidpatriot4480]

💥💥💥 For the Squirrel, for the algorithm, for the sandwich!💥💥💥

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Sorry Agro, Missus came round and is now asleep. So here goes, Bravo Sir Encore!

[@FedralBI]

There is nothing more comforting than a sandwich made by someone who cares. F.T.A.

[@dantupper1784]

Almost to.100K!! Damn, wish all diplomacy went that easy.

[@zanderstevens7581]

Moral of the story women need to stop complaining about men asking them to make them sandwiches. This just goes to show your sandwich making skills might just save the galaxy who knows🤣😂🤣

[@TheRealInscrutable]

I see the counter is up to 99.7K today. 100K is just around the corner!!

[@someoneawesome8717]

Lol gotta give the Eldritch being a snack for the sake of peace lol 💥💥

[@kirstenwyatt9675]

🎉🌟🧨✨️🎆🎇✳️✴️❇️💢💥💣 Explosions for the Narrator!

[@chopdog6563]

I know I'm pretty happy when gifted a sandwich.

[@anathardayaldar]

I was afraid he was going to die of anaphylaxis.

[@JornanWarden]

💥💥. Perfect story to listen to during lunch!

[@KroMagnum4]

Best friend maker in the world - a good sammich.

[@TheUnseen511trees-pz2qn]

They sound like Hermaeus Mora, but more "defined" in shape.

[@ThomasJones-sr1wl]

For Agro, the algorithm and the glory of PBJ! 💥💥💥

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm! For sandwiches!

[@ericlondon2663]

💥💥💥 "..you sunk my battleship!"

[@CannonRanger-1]

Soooooo close to 100k. A preemptive congratulations! You've earned it. Keep em coming!

[@barryk5594]

For the creative author For the talented voice actor For the algorithm 💥💥💥💥💥👍

[@markfergerson2145]

A PB&J. How commonplace for us, how exotic for them. Let’s jumpstart that subscribe button, shall we? 💥

[@user-qz2bg8sg2g]

I appreciate the creative way you approach in order to make as like and subscribe and because of that I will do it.👍

[@robertschumacher2707]

Likes PB&J? An alien of refinement and good taste I see.

[@eyllyssaunders5345]

I enjoy the thought that the eldritch abominations not only eat the same stuff as we do and not plutonium or some shit and that they even love it just peak

[@TheTunga]

Ooh, getting so close! I'm hoping you reach the 100k goal by the end of the week Agro Squirrel.

[@SLEPhoto]

Good thing the cosmic horrors didn't have allergies.

[@SPY46]

Good thing he didnt have a peanut allergy 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@bigjay875]

Ya boyz here we GO!

[@mackenziedrake]

That's lovely. Food is love.

[@jonlobello7151]

It's the second time I listened to this story. It's fantasiic!

[@Maeshalanadae]

Always do like the friendly eldritch stories. 😊

[@larrythompson8630]

Just wait till they get it on warm, toasted bread. Then on bread right out of the oven.

[@carminedesanto6746]

Can’t beat a good sammich 😊

[@gasydevil6229]

Buying love with food. Interesting

[@ufoe20011]

Hail the skwerl. For the rythm

[@ArchonSG1]

💣🧨💥 EXPLOSION!

[@bloodcult5262]

I come to say hi. "Greetings others!!"

[@jakemallory4239]

i was hoping the secondary plot of not being able to meet the human delegate would happen. maybe the delegate was linked with chaos or odd probability making him to be on the species wavelength.

[@robinacreaser7062]

Good story and narration. Thank you.

[@jeanannd]

Clicked the like button but it still shows 0 rather then my clicking on it. 🏵 - BOOM best I could do for an explosive emoji. LOL, a historic peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[@theuglybiker]

Less than 400 to go! C'mon 100K!!

[@redakroma1]

Already sub'd and liked, but here's an explosion to give it an extra kick; 💥

[@josefhyatt2780]

Great story!!!!

[@IceFiction404]

Perfect. Great story

[@Julianna1220]

id still like to hear more about that necklace the human ambassador received, sounded interesting....... For the Algorithm!

[@johnnikitakis876]

Explosion emoji

[@JBall-hd8bw]

Ok I'll ask, what kind of jelly? 🥪💥

[@weirdredpanda]

Here is another like 👍 and an explosion💥. That's not something I've ever said before. 😂

[@deus0rcinus889]

Getting so close now Agro, proud of you buddy

[@mcrib8330]

Best tub ever

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💥 Like the stories. ty

[@triplejjj6633]

💥 💥 💥 🎉 100k is on the way!

[@gorasul12]

Dont underestimate the power of a sandwich 😁

[@0hscraggydawg]

For the stories, for the sandwich, For the Beard.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@kclark8266]

You're getting so close. 99.7! 💥 💥 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@CT-1035]

First response to seeing the thumbnail Bread

[@carolbrashear6012]

absolutely wonderful!

[@punkabooiscool1111]

Kaboom "demoman noises" 💥

[@fabianwood9457]

Good story ,thnx

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! The sharing of food has always been a great way to improve comradery! I'm just glad the Shih'il didn't have any food allergies! :-) ☀

[@eddierainwalker2816]

💥💥💥 Fusion reactor is stable and at 100% 👍 Full Intensity to the algorithm.

[@cuylerwilliamson3595]

🧨🧨🧨💣💣💣💥💥💥 Awesome Content! Please keep up the amazing work!

[@pduren2001]

Awesome

[@wm.tomlinson1434]

excellent

[@MMPCTV]

Great Job! 💥💥💥💥💥

[@harlequinems]

Subbed, liked, and commented

[@linuxras]

That 100k getting close bro.💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@elaniarkady7351]

💥 see now I'm hungry.

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Boom Baby!! 💥💥💥

[@aakla]

💥

[@hesaur765]

💥💥💥 Almost at 100k! 💥💥💥

[@sambathelionking]

This story must gave been inspired by men at work's downunder. Except it was a vegemite sandwich. And you could gear the thunder.

[@Malron999]

HFY

[@Karlengler1]

Explosion 💥

[@terryjenkins252]

Bam!

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Initiate 💥

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💥 for algorythm

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☢️¡For Al Gore's rhythm!☢️

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Fu...sion....hah! 🤯💥