The Day The War Was Won | 2262 | Humans and Humanity are OP | Best of HFY

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00:26 The Day The War Was Won by FarmWhich4275
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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A Belated Happy Birthday to your dad !

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I like to think you're just extremely early!

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Yes happy birthday

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"It's an ugly planet! A BUG planet!"

[@leechowning2712]

Who wants to bet those planes they saw first made a funny burping sound, and had mouths painted on their ugly green and grey hulls?

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I like to think Ma Duece was spitting lead in the trenches like it was designed.

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With strait wings.

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@@kcnichols8968Ma Deuce been around for more than a century and will be around for many more. You know the military- if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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​@@markfergerson2145 If it ain't broke, make it bigger.

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To fight the Bug, one must understand the Bug !

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Ah god this one... I was playing Starship Troopers when i wrote this XD FOR THE ALGORITHM FOR THE BEARD AND FOR THE EMBODIED VOICE

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For DA SKWERL and his Nest, may Senior secret Skwerl have a glorious birthday

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I love the starship troopers vibe

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[@WingManFang1]

It sounds like Alternate Halo where the Covenant was one race, and humanity comes to their rescue against the Flood. 😂 But Damn it’s good 👍

[@johnowen9349]

That sounds like the kind of war that could benefit from the reintroduction of napalm bombs and other incendiary munitions.

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Im glad squirrel 🐿️ father appreciated the love. We hope for many more years of his experiencing this crazy world.

[@I3igI3adW0lf]

The walking nightmare known as humanity coming to the rescue once again.

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Good story and well done. WITH ENERGY!!

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A way to summit hfy/tfos story to the Great Squirrel? A successful birthday celebration?! A story from Farmwitch?! Giant space friends?! What great video!

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Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Humans are great Allies!

[@bradwolf07]

Looks like Humanity picked up new pack mates and a glorious purpose

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Happy b day to your dad and loved the alternate Starship troopers story. You are the only Sci fi storyteller I listen to, but with your stories I make up for not listening to anyone else. Usually at least twice a day since I found you a few months ago.

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The new light is a bit bright, eh?

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Makes agro look like a pasty white zomboid 😂

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We didn't need a translator to understand "bugs bad stompem"

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Swarmers, praetorians . . . reminds me of Deep Rock Galactic.

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Belated Happy Birthday, papa squirrel!

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Goosebumps on this one, Kudos

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I'm Def. Digging the Starship troopers Vibe.

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Humans "Haha A10 go brrrrrrrrrr"

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Guess they just needed....moar dakka!

[@OGSontar]

Directed energy weapons, that our civilization is just now getting to be effective in the field are great, and can do wonderous things, or at least, they will when perfected. But still, there's a lot to be said for small, dense rounds moving very very fast. I suspect we'll keep our 'normal' guns around for a few hundreds or even thousands of years to come, just because a wall of high-speed lead/depleted uranium is just so damn effective. Also, the _BANG_ and the smell of cordite is pretty cool, too.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

weird aliens not able to develop fast firing suppression weapons in a thousand years of war is strange.

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Thank you for the reading

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Happy belated birthday Agro Squirrel father Also this might be a good series of the writer chooses to do so

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Happy birthday to your pops man!

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Ah, if the Emperor of humankind have chose to ally and work with the "filthy xenos" against the real threat the Tyranids, Necrons and Demons are (I talk about W40K of course) Beautiful.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Given the hive mind scenario, do the queens live in a certain type of identifiable structure that could be located from orbit? If so, an orbital strike to take out the queen(s) would make the cleanup planet side much easier.

[@lucielm]

The thing we see is that hiveminds are less like leaders and breeders, but rather a node of focus. Same with the pretorans. If 1 or 2 pods is enough to start a swarm it has to be a salt and burn campaign. I can imagine that the first few planets thought the same and blasted the hives from orbit, but in the end a pratorian probably evolved into a new hiveling/queen. Maybe even a swarmling is able to form a new hive solo. We saw them attacking one another for seemingly no reason while others went docile. That sounds like they are making a push to become the next hive by feeding enough.

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They could work like Indian jumping ants where they're basically all female, with the queen given off pheromones stopping all the other females from producing eggs. If the queen dies in those colonies, all the females sense/smell the lack of her pheromones and start fighting each other for control, which is quickly established and everything returns to normal.

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Happy Birthday to your father, and thank you for the reading. Loved it.

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Bugs....humanity hates bugs

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After this dude gives a speech i would follow him into the mists of Avalon.

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Just a timeline on the sci-fi, Star Ship Troopers was written in the late 50s. The next bug theme baddies (that I'm aware of) is Warhammer 40K in the late 80s in continuation the popular Warhammer table top game. Starcraft was the latest in "Bugs are Baddies" with the Zerg, with pretty much a Copy & Paste of Tyranid. If anyone is aware of bugs vs humans don't be shy to add to the list.

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The xenomorph from aliens was called bugs. The comics and books it inspired basically showed colonial marines and the human military engaged on planet wide scales against them. I think they fit

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starcraft was originally supposed to be a 40k game yet legal issues caused them to change it. I vaguely remember a youtuber doing a vid on it a few years ago

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nobody thought of using an orbital weapon on the hive mindlink? not even dropping a heavy metal rod?

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Tyranid invasions

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So its the Protoss, Terrans and Zerg?

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Reminds me of replicators

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