A HFY Story :Misunderestimated | 2099 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

the fact that both human and xeno are probably equally confused is perfect

[@elduquecaradura1468]

even I got confused the first half of the story xD

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Looks like Lady Luck favored them and death didn’t want them

[@Maddog3060]

"Of course, once the proper translators got their hands on the files and interpreted everything we said to each other, the confusion became clear." Ni'urn reached out and then grabbed a small fruit similar to a cherry-a product of his species' homeworld-off of the plate and then munched on it. "It was... very humbling." Warren groaned as he rubbed his face with both hands. "So you weren't just some nerd." "And you weren't some warrior." Warren snorted, and then dropped his hands to cast a sour look towards the xeno. "So how much, exactly, did everyone laugh?" Ni'urn gave his people's version of a sigh. "I will let you know when they stop." The human groaned again and then slumped down in his chair. Ni'urn saw this and then lightly tapped the table near the alien; a gesture of comraderie. "Take heart, doctor. After all, we did save a ship of people from being abducted and stopped a pirate menace. Surely that is worth a bit of embarrassment?" Warren thought about that for a moment, and afterward his expression lightened up. "Yeah... Yeah, that is."

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

This deserves to be part of the story. 😃👍

[@michaeldayman682]

I will let you know when they stop.... - perfect.

[@michaelyoung7261]

The true ending for our collective head cannon

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

This post doesn't have nearly enough likes.

[@Spacemanlacey1]

Spot on mate 👍. Beautifully finished off 😂

[@TheStarMachine2000]

Ah yes, the good old fashioned, "I have no idea what I am doing, but I press buttons until it works"

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

How to use a computer: 1. Look for something which looks like it might do what you want. 2. Select/press/use it. 3. Repeat until task is accomplished. 4. If you get stuck, try turning it off and on again and go back to step 1.

[@Resomius]

Biiggg Reeeedddd Buuuttttoonnn... Muuusssttt resissstt urgeee to presss

[@sysbofh]

Oooohhh.... red... big... shiny... must... press... big... red... shiny...

[@Iskelderon]

Love how somehow he won and lost at the same time and has no idea how he ended up there! 🤣

[@loganshaw4527]

Lol that fight or flight work wonders even to the avg non warrior.

[@Rekhan4242]

That's just life in general

[@chrisweiss6363]

Well let's try not to do that ever again, I don't know what it was we actually did but let's not do that again.

[@TheAderwolf]

this was such a great story. its already hard to comunicate among humans that speak the same language jsut imagine how wild it can get if u involve aliens into that mix.

[@Kualinar]

And the translator is not even half reliable.

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

Oh Agro my friend i so needed that! A comedy of misunderstandings, narrated so seriously, it brought a smile to my lips. This has been a day! I have killed gods and monsters, i have faced eternity, all without flinching. Yet , dealing with state bureaucracy, any state,any bureaucracy, never fails to ruin my day.

[@SiegeTF]

Task failed successfully, I suppose?

[@nekkog1744]

This story screams "all I wanted was a pepsi"

[@loganshaw4527]

Ah yes the 999,999 out of a 1,000,000 human still show greatness even when not meaning too.

[@snidecommenter7117]

The response of, "I did WHAT!?"

[@Demonicpurity]

The one in a million human that freaked out in such a way that everything worked out in the end anyway.

[@brentmartin6833]

The human showed such a resolve not to move staring the Pirates down until they literally blinked and ran away! Huh? I did what? Oh, I just zoned out.... wait, what Pirates?

[@bow-tiedengineer4453]

nobody can fake it till they make it like humanity.

[@halilibrahimyigit1315]

The single watchable HFY narration channel in existence.

[@Psalmster023]

Great story using the idea of unreliable translators and fight or flight instinct

[@MidnightSmoke]

Thank you for the story. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@M33f3r]

Here is a counter like and comment because humanity first

[@eddyh6907]

You have a superb reading voice and I enjoy hearing you tell tale's and wonderfully crafted stories by the author's

[@jukkiivi4282]

I love the author and the Human Altered universe. Thanks for narrating another gem. Have you thought about narrating the story of Aireen and Danu from the same author? For the Algorithm! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

[@yousureimnotarobot]

Thanks for the compliments! I'm glad you're enjoying my stories, I'm fond of Aireen and Danu myself

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

@@yousureimnotarobot I wondered if you'd be in the comment section... Thanks for yet another great story!

[@RonofArr]

accidental badassery is still badassery, fun story

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

So the translator with flaws, saves the day? Or maybe just pure chance? Meh, who cares. Another Great Rread Agro!

[@alfredsutton4412]

Another great story read by a great voice. You can take credit for saving my life the last three years.

[@TheJMPD]

I love the idea that humans are the big bad boogie men of the galaxy! I've always believed that humans will be the Klingons of the galaxy, once we develop FTL.

[@Undevided]

Thanks friend, your stories have kept me well entertained.

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you are enjoying them , and thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated :)

[@cysulzer3703]

Many thanks for your reading of the author's story a good job as always

[@mrtodddelaroderie]

Thank you Agro for another fine story!

[@refplace2000]

Very funny story and I love your narration. Admirable how you get the different voices and inflections in your works

[@scott644]

chuckling start to finish

[@CaptainShield]

The Algorithm weeps tears of joy at the sound of your narration.

[@reginaldbull4922]

I love that story. Thanks to you, thanks to the author. This story would make a fantastic short movie, better then most actual Hollywood stuff. Made my day, thx for that!

[@bruceritchie7613]

Great little tale thx!

[@anathardayaldar]

oldie but a goodie

[@Wotan874]

Another story I just love. Thank you and thank to the author.

[@666stonewall]

That was a great story! Loved it.

[@regulardadgaming]

Awesome as per usual good sir.

[@yomogami4561]

awesome sauce. loved the 'misunderstandings/translations' fortune does favor the foolish

[@csi1392]

everyone knows it is sometimes better to be lucky than good

[@Atma_Weapon]

sweet hat, agro. im digging it.

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Great and funny missunderstanding story!

[@calvingreene90]

Mistranslation for the win.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm and great work as always!!!

[@SupCom78]

ha ha ha ha ha great fight or flee instinct and so good missunderstandings i enjoyed it thx for uploading.

[@davidvincent5701]

Oh I see, poor universal translation protocols between different program matrix's. Very common, that's why they need to follow the human standards.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Our species has gone through a hundred languages and dozens of those languages are still used, with sometimes dozens of exclusive dialects per language. That’s not counting the languages that are completely bastardizations of other languages to the point they’re not even considered languages in the first place. A human standard doesn’t exist, though I have a feeling we will have about four languages as our main ones by the time we are a stellar species. English, Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese), Arabic, and possibly a Russian common dialect. At least if we move into space within the next few decades. Four main languages with several regional variations, and that’s before we even account for the first xeno language. Language is fun, until it’s not.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Human just being human, Xeno can't believe it! Neither can the Xeno's superiors.

[@Mikakarot23]

This has Red vs Blue energy

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks again for the story

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V]

This reminds me of an old Japanese movie, called the "Hidden Fortress!" The plot being, two idiot Japanese peasants, fumbling through the story, very confused, very much prone to being clumsy. Altering the fight as they go. Accidental heroes. Incidentally, these two characters are who George Lucas based R2D2 and C3P0 on.

[@wolfgangkranek376]

Excellent! 😄

[@oakenshadow6763]

The title is very fitting.

[@sthavoc8]

You Are The BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@blastphantomgames6369]

To be honest if I saw that body crash I would have ran to turned that boy into wall art and I would want no smoke

[@jasonbull6560]

Giggled all the way through, CHEERS. 🎉

[@nachoakajrod]

Damn man! I like the get up. You look like you could be from right here in the South!

[@archeyassassin]

Great story, and I have to say you look like that cool dad/uncle with what you are wearing for the video.

[@blueeyeswhitedragon9839]

It was almost an Abbot and Consello movie!

[@claytonsteele4869]

I like the new look😂

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I love how even the lamest of humans can make xenos shit their pants still

[@Ibian666]

Great story.

[@danielleriley2796]

That’s a good one.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Heads are gonna toll for allowing such poor quality translators to get through.

[@dalemorgan8263]

Poor dude got shanghaied from Intel to diplo

[@SH-qs7ee]

Then likely sent towards the humans, poor guy

[@TJCID22]

And that is why you don't use google translate.

[@olegarioberrones]

Ahhh fuck upward seems to universal

[@peterhall8572]

Panic and confusion are Great motivation 😅

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@carminedesanto6746]

FINALLY! Live!!!

[@jeanannd]

LOL that was funny!

[@mattbrown5511]

Mental-gent reporting in sir.

[@jasonbull6560]

2nd time I've listened too this, I'm stills laughing my cock off.😂❤

[@z3r0t0l3r4ns]

Ah i remember this one good story.

[@Danodan94]

Hey Agro? I don't want to sound ungrateful, but are we going to continue The Nature Of Predators or The New Species soon?

[@alexanderrandolph6030]

EVERY time, he has new clothes!

[@jaytonobrien6325]

"Dumb translators"😂

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@uclequang1738]

Could you create an narrate video about an HFY reddit story called "an human standard military ships inspection"

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

I think agro has already done a couple of those

[@mattbrown5511]

So, a normal Tuesday?

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@Jakes3130]

😮😮😮

[@VEX_INC]

WTF just happened? XD

[@AnnieRegret]

❤😂

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@Kirsten2933]

🇨🇦😎👍

[@merlinwizard1000]

6th, 26 April 2023

[@ZM1306]

I love the idea of a crappy cheap translator making mistakes that mislead interactions between speicies.... I am not a wrighter, but would be awesome to see played out more. Would be another level if the person worked out some general speech rules so similar errors would repeat.... but that is also way beyond my understanding.

[@HammarPwnsYourFace]

And here I wishing that Warren had been ex-grandpa grunt…. 😅. It reminds me of Tom Segura talking about his father “there’s no better than feeling than that you get taking a life of the enemy… “. Because you know, The enemy only exist to be destroyed…. Go humans! 🎉 😅

[@randalljames1587]

With that hat you look like you should be at a nascar race or hunting voice doesn't match lol