SciFi r/HFY -T.F.O.S

[@wrath2501]

Dogs: YOU'LL NEVER TAKES US FROM OUR HUMANS!

[@Inufan2005]

They wanted the Dogs.... Peace was never an option.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@Neonblade69]

We would destroy the planet to keep them from having the dogs. We would probably but costumes on the cats and send them away

[@jakeand9020]

Humanity's crippling lack of hubris? That is possibly the single most ridiculous statement I've ever heard uttered. The only thing greater than humanity's hubris is their potential for stupidity.

[@x1tekja]

They are one and the same

[@spacetechempire510]

Welp there’s one thing that you can not demand from a human. Those we consider our family. Ether it be human, alien, or animals. Don’t try to take them away. If you do that then. Well .... shall what ever you worship have mercy for you.

[@ashleycroydon9743]

For we will not 💯❤️🇦🇺🙌🏾

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

No pity! No remorse! No fear!

[@pikachufantastic]

Yeah right reaction to wanting the dogs

[@jasonbull6560]

Yeah loving this.👍

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

You know, there's lots of dogs in kennels in need of a good home. If aliens came asking for our dogs, we could give them those... after making sure the dogs would be well cared for of course.

[@Lord_Lasagña]

Wait... Did the AI just piss itself?

[@AgroSquerril]

that it did

[@kitemaywilder1792]

aye

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Wow this is a nice collection. And about Story number 3 you do not mess with a man's dog.

[@lukeshort2960]

Doggo is the best friend we don't deserve, and if you mess with them you better be ready for war.

[@themathmoth7393]

I know a certain John Wick who agrees with you.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

@@lukeshort2960 I might suggest that even the term war falls far short of what to expect. Terror, horror, fear, desperation and even annihilation are but the most gentle of concepts when considered against the actions possible. We are very creative when inspired. Death at this point should be considered the most merciful and generous beyond all expectations of what may come. Even the void, uncaring and unfeeling, would recoil aghast at the shapes flickering through my mind. Do as you will to us, the fury and inescapable rage will be as nothing compared to our reaction if so much as a hair of a friend is touched.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

If aliens want mans dog I recommend we send out what is needed to keep humanity and dog to keep existing in space and then detonate planet at least but preferably our sun when the seed is out of danger so we take the enemy to hell with us.

[@Valeomega1996]

Hahahaha even ai piss themselves at us dear god. Yeah the universe isn't ready for us

[@purpledevilr7463]

Lovecraft be damed - The_Human_Empire

[@kennethhummel4409]

Love it! The ship peed it’s self!

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Story 3: John Wick in Space

[@carlfranz6805]

Cute. The AI pissed itself. Fair enough.

[@GenStallion]

I accidentally clicked on this one, was not disappointed. We are so scary, we mad a machine pee itself.

[@thorn344]

Got an AI to piss itself.

[@Maeshalanadae]

We made a machine wet itself by just showing up. Well, it WAS at fault…

[@sneakysnowman5150]

if you drop a rock on somethings head it dies some things never change

[@AgroSquerril]

bigger problem , bigger rock

[@silva1sme994]

And if that does'nt work use bigger rock.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Sometimes if you can't drop a big enough Rock on the person you have to drop them onto a big enough Rock even if that rock is on fire.

[@kylersmith5675]

There is always a bigger rock

[@mikkel8296]

If even the biggest rock dont work, then either drop the rock the thing you want to kill on a big ball of burning gas, or bring a burning ball of gas to them. (fling them into a star or fling a star at them, ha ha ha)

[@robertbemis9800]

Unless they explain that they are freeing doggos from slavery and plan to uplift them

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Even then that’s up to humanity not a xeno. Suffer not the xeno to live.

[@jedi-rl1hq]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Suffer not the heretic to pass. Suffer not the mutant to grow. Suffer not the xeno to live. FOR THE EMPORER.

[@VadulTharys]

LOL the 4th story, "Seriously???" F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@lithoorbayushi4805]

Is there some sort of other meaning to the person's name? It sounded like an exclamation of surprise.

[@kevinrace4718]

Very good story

[@lindaorr1805]

Human math 128 = several million. Yea we are funny that way

[@Monster_Ink]

Wolverine.... XD For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@johns9652]

That last story with the Fox Xeno telling the AI about the Lusitania, it is possible that the Lusitania was not as innocent as all that. It wasn't just a passenger liner, it also had cargo holds, and I believe we Yanks were sending military supplies to the Brits by that time. I've seen some videos about it, she might have even been fitted with a deckgun, although some people debate whether it was actually installed or not, it did have the mounting hardware for it.

[@hanzzel6086]

Pearl Harbor might have been a better example. They sank 5 fucking boats, and got the sun dropped on them. Twice.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

i chortled when the ai pissed its pants in fear metaphorically speaking

[@MusingsAndIdeas]

Did the ship piss itself?

[@MarrockV]

The thing with those kinetic strike satellites... the tungsten "rods" were the size of telephone poles... so just imagine that hitting the ground, white hot from reentry, at about 36,000 feet per second or about 25,000 MPH. (that's around 39,500 KPH for the metrically inclined) Now do that about a dozen times for each satellite. That's absolutely gonna ruin someone's day.

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@CaptainShield]

Humans do two things better than any other species.. War and BBQ.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@eddiethepothos2648]

Sad thing about the dog story is we abandon them to their deaths already by not treating our dogs right to many are put down

[@blackcat09tails55]

The is fantasy

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@jeanannd]

Story 3: They want the dogs - NO!!!! Alien: "What about the cats?" Humans: "Going after our families - DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!!! Alien: "Family? Dogs? Cats?"

[@bestcomment3201]

FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@Kirsten2933]

Re listen 🇨🇦😎👍

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

You're going to have to prime my dog out of my dad freaking body freak you aliens

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@merlinwizard1000]

63rd, 25 September 2023

[@Steelsteed58]

"FIG" a poem by Edna st. Vincent Milay, my candle burns at both ends It won't last the night, but oh my foes and ah my friends it makes a lovely light 😂 (story #2)