r/HFY TFOS

[@citizen_grub4171]

From _humans are exceptional_ to _humans are exceptional...ly full of themselves_. I love it.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like

[@ironwolfF1]

Yeah...I took the time to peruse the comments following the story and it was a literal minefield. That the author is currently 'suspended' was not a great shock to me.

[@markfergerson2145]

We have to have something exceptional. Haute couture? Dirty jokes?

[@Kooma9]

Thanks to Agro for this lovely reading of Excepting Humans, my only story on HFY. Converting a story styled after a wikipedia article into a pure audiobook form was likely a bit of a challenge. I'm happy to answer any questions or comments here since the original thread is locked.

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you again for the permission and the kind words

[@garrettodom1342]

Well written and well read thank you both!

[@fortkavanagh]

The 2nd story was very interesting, the fact that a Crow alien had a deal with a bunch of humans who think that from a death world is pretty funny

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@fortkavanagh]

@@AgroSquerril???

[@AgroSquerril]

@@fortkavanagh i am agreeing , it was funny

[@fortkavanagh]

@@AgroSquerril 😎 sweet

[@insertjokehere3801]

The 2nd story definitely is now my favorite of all these so far

[@frankduff18]

Little perspective is always a good thing

[@AgroSquerril]

lining them tropes up and mowing em down

[@JimmyJoeBob]

Not so Deathworlders is my second favorite HFY after Pthok eats Ice Cream.

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

I see that humanities education hasn't been uplifted with them

[@Allantitan]

Alien: *introduces head to desk* Me: sounds like the education system in my country is still the same in the story 😂

[@Gilhelmi]

That second story is great. It roasted the whole of R/HFY in a way that HFY would find hilarious.

[@crowsenpai5625]

First story I’ve seen that calls Earth a Garden Word.

[@AgroSquerril]

yea , its not common

[@zacharysheetz3701]

Amanda - I don't want to hurt you with my voice. Me and xeno - What? I still find the concept of us as "deathworlders" hilarious. Dumbasses don't understand how biology and evolution actually work. Like a neophyte swordsman saying, "you stick 'em with the pointy end." (palm meet face)

[@zotaninoron3548]

The first story is really funny to me because humans as a group are actually fairly predictable. While it can be hard to anticipate the actions of an individual, and their decision making complexity adds wrinkles, collectively the rule of large numbers tends to clarify trends a great deal. Our more primitive needs drive us more than we'd like to admit and our intelligence spends most of its time justifying those desires rather than subverting them.

[@KT-pv3kl]

The problem with thost predictive studies is that they only observe and predict extremely basic factors in a very narrow scope of people and societies. A group of tribesmen from the Himalayas will react radically different to a group of new York city slickers for instance and a model that accounts for the myriad different human societies is simply not feasible.

[@jesseamaya4413]

Oh dear, not Jenkins..

[@jonnypena7651]

Year 34XX and humans still don't grasp allergies and food intolerances.

[@AgroSquerril]

Why???? becuse everyone seemed to enjoy the extra TFOS and who am i to argue?

[@Jameshstone]

I certainly enjoy them, thank you very much Sir.

[@paulhuston9991]

Head meet desk. I really like that setting for it's normality... and vibrating too of course. Sign me up.

[@candypower1130]

That last story made me cringe so bad 😖 😔

[@kylestephens746]

damn! shots fired at j-verse i see.

[@tyler58701]

Ouch saying we're load as a supernova hurt 🤕 but is funny

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

[@rolandosada8077]

….Extinction level event! 😂

[@Spartan-lb9gh]

For the beeb boop

[@AgroSquerril]

boop boop

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

I'm sure it's a hoot. How do you not laugh when a bird says that to you.

[@johns9652]

Two bumps on the chest and blue hair... lucky for that Xeno she didn't TRY to shout him into oblivion.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@jeanannd]

Okay, but even CATS that are carnivores like pizza. Maybe they could order the ET government official a meat lovers pizza.

[@punkabooiscool1111]

For la agorithu- NANITES I LIKED AND SUBBED WHY ARE YOU BACK. oh. Mistake? Oh. So it was a school bully on the street . Alright. Nanites go troll! Anyway. For la algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@stephanieryan4046]

I love the aecomd😭😂

[@3ducksinamansuit]

I'm sure on Earth its a hoot. Lfmao

[@contrafax]

Alien head desk !!!! Hahahahaha.

[@Demongordon]

it was hurtful to hear all that, is as if the human was thinking that hfy stories are reality and was complete impossible to understand that wasn't the case. I can only guess that this human was 5 year old child.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@rainbowchaser73]

who was trolling the noobs

[@Monster_Ink]

LoL For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

52nd, 10 September 2023

[@arakheno4051]

For the algorithm