In the second story I bet the assistant knew what was going to happen and decided to put him in line for the equivalent of the Darwin Award.
@nuru6663 жыл бұрын
Getting himself that juicy promotion.
@blaze1005872 жыл бұрын
Even in a far away galactic alien empire, the every day worker\middle manager passive aggressively does what little they can to stick it to the higher ups lol
@noppornwongrassamee89412 жыл бұрын
Could have gone worse for him. He could have visited when Soyuz was the only station in orbit and had to try to convince the Soviets to remove their space presence.
@ladyodragons38493 жыл бұрын
10:35 "Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
@ladyodragons38493 жыл бұрын
The first story gets me imagining a bunch of serious aliens going completely slack jawed/surprised when the human says how old their species is, and why they have never been heard of. I would love to see that conversation too!
@adamelliott36943 жыл бұрын
And just think, they get that atmospheric shuttle to help push the space program to new heights too. Or they call the assistant and make a deal for the tech.
@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth3 жыл бұрын
He really thought we were that stupid. We know a con artist when we see one
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@DiceWarwick3 жыл бұрын
when you try to trick an amarican off his land, all wile coming with tech they would go to war over... moron.
@jimmykarlsson41263 жыл бұрын
just think it was trump I made the best deal ever
@wrath25013 жыл бұрын
Moronic xeno. I was born at night, not last night.
@ratzelbarreto20702 жыл бұрын
@@jimmykarlsson4126 well since your smarter than trump am sure someone as rich as you is just wasting time looking at KZbin from his mansion right?
@gregorypryor7401 Жыл бұрын
All the xeno "carpet-baggers" find Area 51 very comfortable after awhile!😂
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
"inconceivable!" "I don't think that word means what you think it means."
@michaelyoung72613 жыл бұрын
Always nice meeting another being of culture
@stevensanju2 жыл бұрын
Dude in the second story got a free room in area 51. His assistant must have been on the line with the Terrans and a Galactic Council rep about uplifts, sapient race laws, and his shit working conditions effectively throwing his ex-employer under the bus for being a douche.
@syrup8683 жыл бұрын
We only paid a few million years worth of evolution and advancement
@shamdonnosnikta95703 жыл бұрын
Oh mighty algorithm bring widespread front pages for the video.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@AnimeCrackDealer2 жыл бұрын
I want to know what he thought of his first appointment with waterboarding
@itachi1120593 жыл бұрын
●When do I speak to the scientist? The zeno in the next cell just laughs and says ○welcome to Groom Lake bitch
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
groom lake?
@ragnorockcookie28683 жыл бұрын
It seems we have a person of government
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 The lake that is now Area 51 was called Groom Lake.
@ISoloYouRelax3 жыл бұрын
Next time make sure there isn't any sentient life on the planet you're gonna buy.
@OneCanisLupus Жыл бұрын
Just dropping by was a nice story. Would like to hear more of that one.
@Danieljfriend2753 жыл бұрын
Ah so we are squatters
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@goofballordh73953 жыл бұрын
I kinda want part two of the first story
@theonetodefyall2383 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
kept going
@hollyferay81313 жыл бұрын
Just dropping by was very enjoyable.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@kencarlson28553 жыл бұрын
Just dropping something for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algowithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
The top scientists get the shuttle.
@lyrigageforge325911 ай бұрын
#1. Lol - the humans have awaken and want to come down to play again - the galaxy is not prepared - absolutely not.
@whowhat45733 жыл бұрын
Drat those gullible humans. Algorithm be pleased
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@medical-cyanide15262 жыл бұрын
Does this count as imprisonment for the second story? I mean he willing went there
@kerwinbrown41802 жыл бұрын
Who disturbed my nap?
@allenmorgan10073 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!