Ahsoka Is a Massive FAILURE

Ahsoka is EVERYTHING wrong with Disney Star Wars. A show about boring women in space getting lost.
#Disney #StarWars #Ahsoka
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[@TheWarmachine375]

When everyone can use the Force, it's no longer special. It's just a bargain sale.

[@TransKidsMafia]

my teenager wants to de transition but they already had bottom surgery. Help

[@chiquita683]

Everyone being able to use the force is silly, Disney would never do that. Only the women can use the force... 😂

[@Aerosith]

@@TransKidsMafia This has got to be a joke.

[@chiquita683]

​@@TransKidsMafiaHave they explored being a dragon? Sometimes they get confused thinking they are a different gender and its actually a species

[@GarionDAdkins]

Syndrome was right.

[@americanhero1234]

I have never seen such a group of humans try so hard to act powerful and competent but end up being the direct opposite.

[@TheAsocialArtist]

That's called conflict, every show needs it.

[@Yolanda8419]

The most irritating thing about the video was the fake reactions of the paid Disney KZbinrs. Just like our boy Ewan said “You are no Star Wars fans of mine“. Loved Gary, though.

[@BearPawSwipe]

Middle management at any company! XD

[@strategicperson95]

​@@TheAsocialArtist you can achieve it without making both sides look like idiots you know.

[@frocat5163]

@@strategicperson95 Unfortunately, no. Idiots are incapable of grasping that we aren't all idiots. @Jm12arts is just another Disney-cuck who doesn't understand the rest of us aren't as stupid as they are.

[@vd3364]

Disney to male SW fans: Ahsoka isn't for you! Also Disney to male SW fans: It's your fault we suck because you refuse to watch it!

[@MrGecros]

This show is for no gender as long as the gender bearer is smart and prefers intelligent storytelling and smart characters and character development. Obviously they should have just copied Timothy Zahn's stories. Mara Jade is a hell of an interesting and smart female character.

[@ninja36inc]

no sw fan wants woke garbage untrained ray can mind trick with no eye contact or hand wave two things required for mind thick to work by Lucas lore

[@mikeoncampus]

What are you talking about? The show received this world renowned award, and award whose prestige rivals that of the academies. Everyone recognized the importance of the….the…what’s the name of the award again?

[@ninja36inc]

@@mikeoncampus na bro what you on about Asoka series one is most definitely a flop it's getting no awards what so ever ffs out of 8 episodes 4 of them could of been cut and the story would not be effected

[@jesseandersen4055]

Why is gender such an issue here. I love Ahsoka. I love stories that feature women as main characters. I love stories written by women. Ahsoka is one of the best characters in Star Wars. The issue is bad writing and bad story telling.

[@Enigma75614]

I like how Ezra says, "I don't need a weapon, the Force is my ally," and then 2 seconds later, he picks up a blaster and starts shooting people.

[@Agent-57]

The force told him - Pick the heat bro

[@JesiAsh]

@@dutchrjenYeah... how successfully trained "Jedi" with great potential that was noticed by guys like Maul or Sidious could dare to overshadow a rookie that is said to be weak in the force.

[@denisyadrankov]

Ezra is jevvish name. These freeks ruined the word, not just the movies!

[@StrykeSZN]

@@dutchrjenhe was agreeing with you, Ezra the guy who palpatine needed power from, maul who saw his potential, vader who was impressed he opened the monolith. Gets outshadowed by Sabine, a Mary sue who is good at everything, now she has the force.

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

So Anyway, I Started Blasting

[@olivergunson]

Every time Sabine used the force I just thought of that line Han once said "That's not how the force works!!!"

[@TheAsocialArtist]

Shw used it twice, on a life and death situation

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@TheAsocialArtist Which she had zero expectation of it working because she wasn't force sensitive. Maybe she could have pulled out one of the many bombs she carried in rebels? The Sabine there had an arsenal and could shoot, this one was a joke.

[@frocat5163]

@@TheAsocialArtist Yeah...put me in a life and death situation that can only be resolved by me, a cisgender, heterosexual male, conceiving a child, I'll die. Life and death situations don't make people suddenly Force sensitive. The entire "everyone can use the Force" nonsense is complete and utter bullshit. And don't bring up the bit from Lucas about that always being the intent. First, no one "quoting" that line has ever actually heard / read it; they've only heard about it from someone who heard about it from someone else. Second, Lucas himself directly contradicted that statement after making it. Third, Lucas has a track record of blatantly lying about what he intended for Star Wars, the most obvious example being his idiotic claim after the release of the Special Edition that he always intended to have Greedo shoot first, despite none of the drafts or shooting scripts for "Star Wars" indicate anything of the sort.

[@CURTSNIPER]

@@JB-yb4wn well, life and death, where it was the only option she believed would be best for the situation to have the best outcome and least deaths 💀

[@ItsaKindOfMagic86]

Disney made Han say that because they know they arent going to stick to the SW lore on how the force works

[@cyfreusz]

So Ahsoka refused to train Grogu, but is training non-sensitive Sabine?

[@aspirer47]

Srsly great point She said she sensed fear in Grogu's mind so she can't train him but here clearly Sabene can't even stand a second without Ezra and she ain't being sensitive either but yet got trained by her just because the plot demands it or becoz she is the Badass girl boss who can master anything. SW is dead😮‍💨

[@ninja36inc]

grogu has ptsd ptsd leads to the dark side feminism he will@@aspirer47

[@HumanPerson_final]

Some writer at Disney is probably kicking ximselves for making Grogu instead of Groga.

[@t3mvideos505]

I've been wondering the same thing 😂

[@j.coursol5249]

And even Huyang stated that Sabine is the worst Jedi who ever existed and has the lowest results.

[@rodrigoluz2040]

The best part was when Ahsoka turned to Sabine and said "For Frodo"

[@JB-yb4wn]

LOL! Missed that part! You should be writing this series.

[@zatchbell5678]

That would unironically have been better than what they came up with

[@froggybug]

Here we gooo 😂😂😂😂

[@dusanignjatovic841]

I just rewatched it 20 minutes ago

[@nathank2289]

Never thought I would die fighting side by side with a Mando. What about side by side with a girl boss? Ay I can do that

[@Necropheliac]

“Okay, everyone, we have Hayden Christensen for 1 day of shooting, how can we write this into the story?” “Let’s have Ashoka have a flashback/dream sequence where she learns to fight by battling Anakin.” “Why would she do that though?” “Because we have Hayden Christensen for one day of shooting.”

[@JesiAsh]

Because she have to beat him. Legendary force user that was born out of Force like Jesus that have power level over 9000 needs to be kicked in his balls by female.

[@finncess4104]

I was today years old when I learned there is an AWARD for female empowerment. As a female myself, I'm considering moving to Mars. I don't want to be associated with these people

[@darthlaurel]

I was on a board a few years ago when some women decided they were unhappy and wanted things. They were able to defeat me and get their cabal elected and ended up with a majority on the board. They then proceeded to do F*** All. They had a majority! They could have changed policies and done the "things" they wanted, but noooo.....it was almost as though they just wanted to see themselves as *board members*, put it on their resume or something, pretend like they were important. I have no idea. They talked and emoted their way through two years of board meetings and accomplished nothing that we couldn't quickly undo once they'd lost interest and moved on to destroying their marriages and who knows what else. It was completely bizarre. I've spent over a half a century as a woman but still have NO IDEA what the general population of women want and why they are so tedious, destructive, and stupid. I've also never, ever not felt empowered. I don't need other men or other women to tell me I am or hand me some award. People who need that are weak and therefore not really empowered At All.

[@LprogressivesANDliberals]

It’s all about emotions and feelings for women smdh

[@Raximus3000]

And that is how feminists control all women...

[@KoaCharvel]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, MEN are from Mars. Stop taking up mens spaces and go to Venus! (JK. )

[@darthlaurel]

@@LprogressivesANDliberals oooohhhhhhthathurtmyfeewings!!!!

[@ilyasharin1976]

I liked the part where the ghost of Jar-jar flew up to Ashoka and said, "Yousa stupid faliure." Edit: Thx for 100 my guys

[@williamchandler2937]

This statement was the best comment jar jar ever said.

[@iamprivate18]

If George Lucas made an entire series about Jar Jar, it would be monumentally better than this garbage 🗑️

[@MrCroky123]

f....g epic bro !!!

[@dahelmang]

It's so weird to me that people complained about Padme having no personality. She was a well rounded character compared to these stoic planks of wood.

[@4G63Tx]

The character was fine but her acting was awful. This is absolutely true because her acting in so many other films was excellent so you know either she flat out didn’t care if her acting was terrible or she did it on purpose

[@dahelmang]

@@4G63Tx I think the problem is that Lucas's direction usually ended up being faster with more energy, which doesn't work as well for a romance scene. I also don't think her acting was THAT awful.

[@diewollsocke2674]

The biggest problem is, they are not stoic. Disney doesn't get what stoicism is. They are like a bad sigma male meme of stoicism. Stoicism is about feeling strong feelings but keeping in control and not completely stop or run wild. But still feeling, seeing beauty and so on

[@Jelsick]

Pretty much every character in the prequels was devoid of any personality, except Darth Maul, who they killed off before his MOJO rubbed off on Anakin and gave him a pulse.

[@dahelmang]

@@Jelsick I disagree. Padme was assertive and compassionate. Anakin was headstrong and passionate. Obi-Wan was cautious and protective. Palpatine was charismatic and crafty. Dooku was a regretful villain, but also an elitist. Qui-Gonn was compulsive and a bit elitist like his master.

[@Lycanthony1]

When a 10 hours drowning or a star destoyer shooting doesn't kill the character, you know the director think the audience is stupid.

[@Six_Gorillion]

If you watch the show unironically, you are proving their assertions right tho...

[@GigglewithFelix321]

This show isn't for you AND you're the reason it failed! - Disney

[@ninja36inc]

well said

[@wonkawilly5573]

I'm thrilled that I'm personally the reason it failed. I kept waiting on some hot lesbian action.. no payoff. 😅 FJB

[@leonardceres9061]

I don’t get it. They gave a woman an amazing job. Tons of money and power. All she had to do is not push an agenda and keep star wars feeling like star wars. Don’t make the reality you wish into the shows and movies we depend upon for entertainment

[@andrewpytko4773]

To quote BJ Blazkowitcz ,"Whenever I think of Disney, I think of fuck you and I see a fist flying at my face."

[@greengoblin355]

- by Michael Scott

[@chestnutmouse6823]

Ask anyone on any women’s committee to define the word Woman

[@Romuluz369]

They redefined it on Webster, but they did so by including a new term that is so vague and shifty that it could apply to anyone at any time and is therefore pointless. A person who's "gender Identity is opposite of male" so basically Webster now recognizes female as a passing whim.

[@MrCroky123]

Oh ! Is a female alien a woman ?! Please answer XD XD XD

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

Disney got tired of destroying the original trilogy and the prequels so they’ve started destroying their own work as well.

[@scottmcfadyen293]

You knew they would eventually get around to it.

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

How long till they start destroying the Disney Star Wars trilogy?

[@plslakewood]

while they were filming it

[@APsychicMonkey]

​@@geeebuttersnap2433You can't destroy what's already broken.

[@MrCroky123]

Searching !!! Seek and ...

[@wolfshanze5980]

I think about 4 hours of Ahsoka's season was watching her fold her arms, say nothing and look around smugly.

[@MirandaSinistra]

Even watching this show by proxy is painful. So much wasted potential.

[@chernobylshery885]

Same. I think it hurts so much for me because I’m watching first hand (ok by proxy) current Lucasfilm destroy, erase, overshadow, invalidate, and retcon the REAL Star Wars I grew up with (both the OT AND prequels). Fuck Disney Star Wars. This isn’t real. Not canon. Change my mind 🤬

[@WildZephyr]

Indeed, I truly wish the youtube reviews had been good so I could watch it. Alas, I am definitely not going to now.

[@joeyservo]

To hell with Dave Filoni and his dumb hat. God I hate that thing. Looks like he's doing Midnight Cowboy cosplay, which wouldn't surprise me at all.

[@Donnirononon]

Disney violated my senses as i had to endure them taking one dump after another right on my tv screen!

[@gilligan1350]

If you idiots haven't even watched it, you have no place to talk.

[@ZeopoZero]

It was interesting hearing people at work today. Who love Ahsoka? I think it's one of the best shows ever. They were so pissed off at this season finale that the only thing that they were going is I hope the next season is good. But when he told I told them about Ray Stevenson's death they just went. "Oh I guess they can just CGI him in the next season and then kill him off early.". And that right there is a training that Disney has done to their viewership. They have trained them, not the care and just consume and be hyped for the next product.

[@grandwazoo9112]

Very sorry to hear about RS's death! Loved him in King Arthur and Rome.😪😪

[@JB-yb4wn]

These guys will watch anything. Maybe have a loop video of Thrawn taking a piss, they would view that for hours.

[@CasaSanCh3z]

He was the only one who did any acting. Everyone else just stood there in costume

[@JaKorsarz]

"boring women in space, in search of balls, that lead them to a ring." All make sense.

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

Space Balls 2...

[@frankackerman8408]

It's as if they made a remake of Mel Brooks' "Space Balls".

[@abrahamlincoln1600]

Marriage speedrun.

[@marcducati]

Context 😀- reread your comment but forget it's star wars 🤣

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

@@frankackerman8408 tbf....Space Balls was class man hahaha 🤣👊

[@andykaufman7620]

What is stupid about the whole thing is LUKE SKYWALKER is in his prime and still around during this age of the Star Wars lore. This is the time he starts the new Jedi temple but there is no reason why he would not be the one who hears of another Jedi and goes off to find that person and do the things Ashoka is doing. Her character is completely inserted to make Luke, yet again, irrelevant and a supplemental NPC, in the plot of the 'real story'.

[@TheAquarius87]

Stardestroyers: They can glass cities, but cant hit two space wolves. Man, this show did my man Thrawn dirty...

[@markrobinson4982]

"Everyone can have powers ... Everyone can be special ... and when everyone is special ... ... no one will be." ( A line from a much better Disney movie. )

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

That movie aged so well.

[@adamH.1]

Even tho Syndrome is kind of a bad villain, i mean he's a guy who became evil just because he got rejected once by his idol when he was *a kid*

[@MariusGiurgi]

Wasn’t this PIXAR though ? (before PIXAR was acquired by Disney). It looks like Disney has the MIDAS touch in reverse.. everything they touch turns into SHIT (not gold)

[@TheSeth256]

​@@adamH.1I don't think it's a good description. The movie left some things for the audience to put together, as it was apparent that Syndrome spent most of his life working on being useful as at least a sidekick to a hero like Mr Incredible and the hero he idolised so much just trashed his hard work and dreams like they're nothing. As we can see later, it was an unfair judgement since Syndrome was able to catch up in power.

[@mrcat3493]

I'd love to know how much screen time is just Ahsoka standing with her arms crossed or holding some stupid "hero pose" after an "epic moment"

[@jonathandawson3091]

Except she doesn't pull off a hero pose. It is a pouting little boy pose.

[@Ψυχήμίασμα]

She does that in the Clone Wars and Rebels, but I agree the live action version overdoes it.

[@Da4kFo7est]

Super cut required

[@riogrande5761]

My wife noticed the Ahsoka stance also. The bar is pretty low!

[@MrCroky123]

I do the exact same stance when I'm farting ...

[@Mas3452001]

The tension between Sabine and Ahsoka during all their quite scenes had me saying "ugh just scissor each other and get it over with so we can get on with the show"

[@patrickcarpenter6258]

YES

[@robdawg007rc]

this guy edited it and took the dialogue out. watch the show it's great

[@Tzreoaor]

@@robdawg007rcI feel bad for you if your brain really allows you to like that woman worshipping man hating terrible show. Aside from being a bad Star Wars show it’s a bad show in general. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but seriously I challenge you to take everything you watch and listen then think about what agenda the writers are trying to push. It’s no longer about making a good show, it’s about spreading their political message. That men are evil. Women are the only good people. It’s just awful

[@MrCroky123]

Yeah ... but first you need to know if ahsoka species sex organs work the same way or are in the same place. People often forget about this details because they focus on the actors rather than the characters ...

[@JohnGaltGurgi]

Would of been stupid but you know they wanted to do it.

[@Twister980]

Sabine in Rebels: Has a sisterly to possibly romantic relationship with Ezra by the end of Rebels. Sabine in Ahsoka: Has some sort of connection to Ezra. Sabine in Rebels: Mellowed out because of Ezra. Sabine in Ahsoka: Never mellowed out. Rebels: She would have found a way to Ezra without sacrificing THE BALL. Ahsoka: She gave up the man she crossed Galaxies for to become space lesbians with Ahsoka. This sucks.

[@wesrm1]

Hera in Rebels: motherly, nurturing character with a warrior side Hera in Ahsoka: insufferable girl boss who likes to pull rank when not even absolutely necessary

[@awesomeguy9513]

They ruined the rebel characters in this. It’s like all the development is mostly thrown out the window Sabine is one of the worst

[@HumanPerson_final]

I've never realized before just now that the SW IP is just totally dead. Aside from the trickle of decent games we get for it, the franchise is done unless Disney sells it or drastically changes. It would be beyond satisfying to see the Twitter meltdown if Disney sells the Star Wars IP and the new owner scrubs all of the Disney content from the official timeline.

[@nightwishfan1991]

That's my problem with this series is I look at these characters from Rebels and I'm like "Who are you people?". None of them actually like their animated counterparts. Hell the animated versions have more life than the live action versions.

[@Zathren]

​@@nightwishfan1991your only problem? It's not the long bouts of nothing happening? Not the crappy dialogue that means nothing? Not the low grade visuals? It's only the character assassination from an old CG cartoon?

[@silverscorpio24]

I can confidently say NOTHING in Ahsoka conveys anything about the "authentic female experience"

[@thibaldus3]

I'm sure the trans lesbians who wrote the shows disagree with you.

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@thibaldus3 You really have to go out of your way to write this badly. Adding social justice warrior content just makes it that much worse.

[@froggybug]

Not one thing

[@Apophis1010]

Consider that women hate it just as much as men...

[@skarnak1]

I would hope not. otherwise, it's not a very good experience. No insult intended against actual females, insult is only meant to be done to the Ahsoka streaming series.

[@biotrekker]

The brazeness with which Filoni rips off LOTR is mind numbing. BTW, I've never seen anyone in real life, or movies, cross their arms even a tenth as much these three strong and stunning women of power.

[@cattrucker8257]

Crossing arms like that is what weaklings think makes one look strong. Filoni showing his fingerprints.

[@enrique6335]

When are even his fans gonna admit the man is just mining the EU for material? People are already going crazy online speculating that Baylan is searching for Abeloth.

[@frocat5163]

Yep. Anyone who still calls Dipshit Baloney the "savior" of Star Wars is, in fact, a complete idiot.

[@fantasywind3923]

Crossing arms is another of the 'memberberries' Ahsoka did it in animation, in Clone Wars, though at least there she was a teenage brat with wittiness and sarcastic quips :).

[@fantasywind3923]

@@enrique6335 mining or rather cannibalizing EU for material is a staple now :), I mean Disney wiped the slate clean supposedly for the reason of having 'creative freedom' but now they are using the much better material of old EU to reuse elements of it constantly :).

[@marcmarc1967]

I'm so incredibly sad, that people who haven't watched Rebels think this is what Hera is like. In Rebels, Hera was the foundation of the group; mature, kind, sensible, patient, a great listener, and always there to help someone thru their problems. In this show, they turned her into an immature, impulsive, one-dimensional caricature of a smug hot-head with a permanent sarcastic smirk, that peacocks around flashing her ass. Complete opposite of what Hera is.

[@buggerlugz6753]

Its so incredibly sad those same people think Ahsoka is like that too.....just consider for a second that a guy wearing a complete face helmet can put more into his character acting that Roxanne Dawson does into Ahsoka...and let that sink in.

[@the1nonlytony124]

The hell? Hera was the best thing about Ahsoka! You're complaining about her being too hot? Damn, what have men become?

[@marcmarc1967]

@@the1nonlytony124 Too hot? That's what you took from my post? Let me restate, since you didn't read. Hera in the series is all of theses things, which is the opposite of what her character truly is: - Immature - Unkind - Dumb - Impatient - Selfish - Impulsive - Snarky - Sarcastic - One-dimensional caricature with no depth

[@heraldofwar]

When the droid has more charisma and personality than any of the characters you might have a problem. Not to mention the atrocious writing and constant member-berries to keep people thinking how bad the plot is.

[@strategicperson95]

Rogue One had a similar issue. The droid was more interesting than the human characters.

[@Drak976]

@@strategicperson95 It's sad I felt worse for the droid dying in Rogue One then Han dying in 7 because it was so telegraphed.

[@xeno6422]

​@@strategicperson95has Star Wars hate really gotten that bad that people are now saying Rogue One was bad?

[@soakedbearrd]

Yep I watched 4 episodes and that droid was the best thing…wow

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Also the only one with any common sense and intelligence.

[@TheWarmachine375]

It's hilarious that Force Ghost Anakin Skywalker can reach out to Ahsoka but not his son Luke who needed that training and life lessons from his father. Plus, Luke having to fight Anakin in his pre-burned state would be pure unadulterated awesomeness.

[@mojoschmee9320]

Vader didn't know Luke was even alive until after Episode 4 A New Hope. And it makes sense he'd have a closer force connection to Ahsoka, his padawan whom he trained for years in battle during the Clone Wars. Don't get me wrong, Disney is trash for what they've done to Star Wars, but this particular reason isn't it...

[@mattlewis6833]

lol

[@gabegu5102]

Also Asoka was in the world between worlds so I think that is how she can communicate with him

[@Hollyclown]

As the show went on, all I could think was “Where’s Luke rn?”

[@Hollyclown]

@@mojoschmee9320 the problem really isn’t Luke wouldn’t recognize CW Anakin, the problem is they have not shown to spend that quality time or insight. Especially since we know Luke can see his force ghost already.

[@richardallen6432]

It should be called Sales Force. Because anyone can have it.

[@cameronjames3499]

Forced Writing.

[@Person0fColor]

Sales force 😂 Clearly just a working class schmo

[@TzarBomb]

Let me fix that for you: "...Because anyone with boobs can have it."

[@batira]

Salesforce is already a trademark. Or were you referencing to it?

[@MrCroky123]

Nope... only the ones who can BUY it ...

[@LuxCarraway]

How is Ahsoka taking a magical interstellar traveling space worm while the bad guys are guided by a group of witches from an ancient order not *literally* Dune? I feel like nobody is talking about that

[@vangelisgru7271]

Wowzers

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Don't forget The Acolyte will be "female centric" which will be a breath of fresh air 🙄

[@j.coursol5249]

You mean "Deja Vu".

[@MSgt5J071]

This comment aged well... The sarcasm aged even better. 😂

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

The scene were Thrawn slipped on a banana peel, fell down the stairs, went head first into a toilet and then slipped on another banana peel before crashing into a table of cakes was true Star Wars. What made it the most perfect scene though was when he said "This is all according to my plan!"

[@chiquita683]

Elon Musk is so mad that Thrawn looks like him - Disney

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

I am stealing this. Lol

[@danfuentes175]

Hahaha 😂

[@Katya_Lastochka]

​@@chiquita683And sounds like him now that I think about it.

[@newt2942]

You joke but slapstick comedy would be really funny

[@bandit6272]

KK: "The force is female" Yoda: "That, is why you failed"

[@richard.c.guitars]

The force is supposed to be an energy type thing that runs through all life, why does it need to have a gender even mentioned towards it? It’s as stupid as saying radiation is female.

[@davidm4566]

Modern society: "women are best and better than a man." Also modern society: "what's a woman? Idk, no one can say."

[@joecool9904]

Lol👍👍

[@BasicShapes]

@@davidm4566 "We are all equal, but some of us are more equal than others."

[@PretribPremill]

​@@davidm4566 Amen.

[@waxwars9183]

My main objection is why isn’t there even one good looking man or woman in the show??? There use to be good looking people in movies. My neighbor is ugly and I see her everyday.

[@GustEdgeOfficial]

Acting like Hera, Sabine and Shin aren’t right there

[@JavaJunky]

I get that the arm crossing is supposed to show a character as stoic, but it feels more like they are bored, or defensive (It signals a person who is distant, insecure, defensive or anxious).

[@OmegaZyion]

Arm crossing has always been a defensive body signal. Saying it is supposed to make someone look stoic is like saying someone doing the Floss is an assertion of dominance.

[@xL0stKIlah]

​@@OmegaZyionnah arm crossing is arrogance especially standing up straight

[@froggybug]

It so mint Ahsoka…as a padawan. But we don’t know this adult Ahsoka. This chick is… I dunno🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

[@cattrucker8257]

Fittingly, crossing arms like that is what insecure, emotionally immature teens think is cool and badass and edgy. (Specifically because it's the defensive part of it that appeals to them but they don't realize it.) And Filoni proves that you don't have to be biologically a teen to remain one.

[@budthecyborg4575]

Normal human behavior is women hold their hands behind their back because it enhances their curves making the female body look more attractive. What do we see when Anakin and Assoka meet? 4:43 Anakin holds his hand behind and Assoka continues to fold her arms giving her the figure of a tree stump. Maybe Hayden just didn't want to look like he was imitating the grumpy girl boss, but what they achieved was another role reversal in the form of standing posture.

[@theimaginist3310]

I get what Robert Meyer Burnett was saying now… “Disney Star Wars isn’t about anything. It’s just about itself.” I can’t stand this meta approach to storytelling where they dismantle all of the mythos of Star Wars and replace it with nothingness.

[@ninja36inc]

Disney star wars is not star wars they had good scripts from George Lucas for 7 8 9 and they chucked them away and made woke garbage

[@riptmangleshank4286]

Nihilists

[@ninja36inc]

@@riptmangleshank4286 he's not Disney cannon bro

[@yamatotakeru9078]

keep doing "the good work" WOKE HOLLYWOOD 🤣

[@GMitchell2012]

@@ninja36inc How do you know? Did you read them? I will say you did not.

[@adamH.1]

Lets not forget that the writers who made this are on strike and supposedly proud of their work for demanding more

[@Anty2004]

They're afraid of AI for a reason, it can write a storyline 😦

[@troymerz4344]

And lets not forget that one guy who cant enjoy a show anymore because its not the "old days" if you want that just watch the old movies or even better make a film on your own. What is so bad when weman get to be the bad ass too. And Thrawn, Ezra and Baylan where f**** ing smoking in this show in my opinion.

[@Anty2004]

@@troymerz4344 That's the problem, soooo many people could make a better storyline and make Thrawn look competent and horrific rather than a wet noodle that screws up and proclaims himself a genius by saying I meant for that to happen and everyone nodding along in agreement. You did watch this video right? He highlighted very clearly the flaws with the series and how it's potential was hampered by corp execs. They've taken a wagu steak and cooked it to very very well done. It's still a wagu steak, we still want to love it, but at the end of the day you can't if you're honest with yourself. Demand better.

[@kaltaron1284]

@@Anty2004 It's called Wagyuu and what they've done is more like turning it into jerky. By just letting it rot in the sun.

[@thinkforyourself2109]

Disney is so awful now, I hope it goes bankrupt. It would be a mercy

[@floydiandreamscapes5145]

Is Ahsoka suppose to be a borg? She moves slowly like one that has an outdated CPU, she also has a forever smile on her face and responds to questions like an AI learning to reply with the correct answer.

[@liberatingzephyr7024]

Ironically, with technology advancing like it is, a robot could probably act more human than she does!

[@bradwolf07]

Thrawn in the books was incredibly calm, deeply clever, amd dangerously capable. Thrawn in the show was a doofus who makes mistake after mistake and played it off as "All according to my plan, yes I'm brilliant"; The idiot's version of the smart person in essence.

[@bobbylonghorn1399]

Thrawn you could tell was dangerous in the books with his intelligence. We need Book Justice relative to social justice :P

[@MrHawger]

He couldn't stop 3 "Jedi" with a STAR DESTROYER!

[@multiworst]

He had that star destroyer hovering at ground level though. General Hux lost a star destroyer due to a disturbance in the phone call.

[@coachk37]

I disagree. He accomplished his objective with little loss of man power.

[@MasterLond]

not to mention how poorly his physical appearance was portrayed in the series v novels...about the only things they got right was he was blue and had red eyes

[@tacitus6384]

Can they please just make the empire competent? The only way they could make Stormtroopers a barely legitimate threat was to make them invincible, jfc.

[@dimenzed]

Naaah, Dave Filoni just loves the overused trope of portraying the Empire as a bunch of incompetent morons.

[@CommanderXED]

Hey, the Stormtroopers used up their best marksmen on Tatooine in a fight against a half dozen Jawa's an old man and the practically invincible Aunt Berru.

[@lemmyelk]

The empire incompetent? You forget they built 2000 underground star destroyers on an unvisitable planet using only the half dead clone emperor and a few droids. That was my favorite Disney writing

[@Jelsick]

"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." As Threepio walks like an Egyptian avoiding all blaster fire.

[@Evirthewarrior]

To be fair, the Disney "rebels" and New Republic are also incompetent, they are just written to win by incompetent writers so they do.

[@BigNate881]

The whole season could’ve been an email. “Somehow Thrawn returned”

[@meal_team_six]

Was it just me, or did anyone else feel it odd to have Mr. Strickland stop Sabine and Ezra in the hallway and tell her she's a slacker and will always be a slacker just like her father, but since Cougar turned in his wings, he's sending them to Top Gun???

[@brockdavid]

Sabine is the Dull-Ann Mvlvaney of ‘Jedi’. She only had to identify as a Force User, and the Force was a Fickle B*tch and positively affirmed her.

[@kingsiegfried8568]

According to Huyang, Sabine is the worst "jedi" who ever existed and has the lowest results. Yet she manages to use the force like a master after a week.

[@MrGecros]

That must be the influence of the Mortis-gods who obviously are who Baylon was looking for. Because he traveled to find their origin. Believe me this is what they are going to reveal in some season 2...if it's ever going to exist. No stop. It will. They are keen to win a second sofee award.

[@j.coursol5249]

@@kingsiegfried8568 Excellent point and Huyang is 25,000 years old he knows a little bit about Jedi.

[@brockdavid]

They are going to kill the ‘gods of the Force,’ and all to kill the canon of Star Wars. And, to remake it more into Kuntleen Kennedy’s own twisted visage. Felonious is just an iconoclastic vermin loyal to the destruction of the ‘Olds.’

[@sintay8002]

As a female, I get tired of people focusing on female empowerment. It just feels like a participation award… I love Asoka in the clone wars and they had had some insane antagonists of BOTH genders. I just want that back (the last season was an amazing surprise to me since I didn’t expect it) but I’m sure they’ll run it into the ground.

[@TheSEWEGI]

The worst part is that they act like we've never seen empowered women before. Princess Leia, Sarah Connor, Neytiri, Ellen Ripley, Samus Aran, Turanga Leela. It's like they don't exist, even though they're the prefect examples of strong female characters

[@cassandra9581]

It honestly feels like pandering. They're not really focusing on the strengths of the character beyond the fact that she's female, so you end up with a contrived and empty feeling character and story because the writers don't the meaning of of the word depth. They need to stop focusing on the female empowerment thing, just write a compelling character with flaws and make their actions at least somewhat relatable.

[@itzakehrenberg3449]

As a male, I know that women just don't have what it takes to be as empowered as men are by nature.

[@Redd_Fawkes]

I'm with you. I could care less what gender the main characters are. But Snips and Sabine everyone else were cool characters I enjoyed. What's been done to them is a bloody tragedy.

[@BasicShapes]

And as a man, there are some female characters I enjoy. Not because I think they're "hot", but because they are genuinely interesting - like Ventress. Her Antagonist-turned-Anti-hero arc is interesting. But I can tell you now, if D+ ever did an Assaj Ventress show, I would 100% not care. Because I know they'd screw it up. I know they'd fill it to the brim with current year socio-political messaging. They just can't help themselves anymore.

[@commanderdorr2641]

No one ever understood what the force was, especially since Disney took over. As a jedi fanatic, I have studied the force as its fictional purpose as well as the religious backgrounds behind it. And what we have done is taken away its meaning and saw it more as a tool to be used. Sure, it was done like that in the past, but so sparingly that it took so much effort just to make something wiggle. Because the force was life, mysterious and mystic. Now it's like that sonic screwdriver from the doctor who. Lifeless, devoid of mystery, and just used to push plot. I just wanted to say this because I believe we have all forgotten how it felt when old Ben told us about the force for the first time, hearing John Williams force theme with the wonders of imagination and curiosity.

[@thatoneguyv9098]

And... this right here is why they can't please the fan base. The zealotry of fictional IP. Go study something useful.

[@fatbeen]

@@thatoneguyv9098 They can't please the fan base because people took interest in the deeper aspects of the property. Am I missing something you tried to convey or is this a troll?

[@belisariussmith9095]

​@@thatoneguyv9098"Dont ask questions. Just consume product, and get excited for next product." People like you really exist 🤣🤣🤣

[@Impalingthorn]

One of the most painful things in recent memory is not even the Disney shills who slurp up anything they are given like it's liquid gold and not liquid sh**, but the people acting like Star Wars was NEVER good. No, it was ALWAYS good. It was an example of taking the audience to another world, another galaxy, far, far, away, and giving them the air of scope and mystery that used to be common in movies like this, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, you name it. The special effects haven't held up, sure, but the writing and story telling is still A-Tier and is leagues above this schlock we're being served these days which, ironically, reels that scope ALL THE WAY BACK to planet Earth and reminds us of dyed hair feminists and annoying girl bosses. They think they're so brave for being misandrists who put men down and prop women up. You know what would have been REALLY brave? Writing something that was intent on being a Star Wars product and not a springboard for your insidious ideologies that NO ONE EXCEPT INSANE PEOPLE LIKE.

[@Xiphos0311]

This might be the saddest post a human being has ever made on the internet.

[@eclectic_musafir]

@12:41 You had me with "He (Thrawn) let himself go a little bit...he has the posture of a seahorse". ☠😂

[@rafterscott]

1:20 - It's a laughably sad day for Disney when your massive franchise is being beaten by reruns of Big Bang Theory.

[@mac1991seth]

Whenever Sabine and Ahsoka were together on the screen, I was wondering "Are they trying to pass the elusive Bechdel test?" and I was waiting for Facebook to finally name-drop it in one of many Star Wars shil-pages pretending not to be ads. I didn't know they already have an award for that. Silly me. Also, I absolutely love how Disney bought Lucasfilm to broaden their demographics (get some IP for the boys) and immediately turned Star Wars into first female this and first female that. What a time to be alive.

[@Futura2500]

its bloody marvellous

[@Katya_Lastochka]

They should have continued the John Carter series.

[@inkermoy]

Thrawn is a viral video full of catfail clips.

[@onepunchbud1472]

The issue is, that strong and independent whamen without children don't watch star wars. Maybe Sux in the city or stuff like that while drinking wine and enjoying the company of cats. Disney manages to drive away the majority of the population to pander to 10% who are on antidepressants and don't care anyway. What a great business model.

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

I think it's arguable that they actually failed it; given that the Bechdel rest requires two female characters to have a conversation between them, rather than a sideways staring contest 😂

[@MirandaSinistra]

I wonder if Alison Bechdel ever regrets making that test. I know I would having seen what Hollywood has done with it.

[@fireironthesecond2909]

Definitely. She made it as a joke and all the left took it seriously

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

I would have changed my name after that.

[@switters8679]

@@geeebuttersnap2433 Why? Its like one of the greatest trolls in history, and they named it after you so they can't even pretend you didn't get them. They created their own badge of idiocy, and now have to wear it. Oh it is fantastic. I mean, sucks for me cause the shows all suck turds, but I'm not gonna blame the troll for the idiots that fall for it. They are the idiots, not her. If you want to get a good laugh, there are a few examples of this phenomenon with people taking satire as fact and it is... Just chef's kiss top tier idiocy. Warning, a lot of the examples touch on political topics, but most are far enough in the past that the topics are too far removed from today's environment... But not all, and some of them even caused a cascade of terrible decisions. If you can remove yourself and any emotional ties you have one way or another, and just bask in the glory of how stupid some people are, it can be very entertaining. Then it will follow with a dose of depression, because if you didn't already realize it, you will now understand how many objectively dumb people make objectively dumb decisions in every political office humanity has. But, its a fun ride I guess.

[@jamesk370]

Fun fact: Texas Chainsaw Massacre would pass a Bechdel Test.

[@yaboialebo4717]

MAN, why did they have to ruin such an easy thing to get right like star wars, you've got legends, george lucas himself, and anything else at your disposal, being a multi-BILLION dollar corporation, and they make garbage like this

[@heikira438]

The fact that they established ANYONE can use the force now is beyond fanfic writing.

[@cattrucker8257]

It's basically the end of Star Wars' mythos, since the Force aptitude being a rare genetic-ish trait underpinned core limitations of the setting. If everyone can have it if they try, it destroys the entire body of worldbuilding starting with the original movie.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

It killed the originals.Why Luke?

[@FC-ho9hw]

There are actually some old articles I've read that this comes from George Lucas himself. This specifically isn't from Disney. But don't take my word for it, that's what Google is for. I'm not trying to sht on you, just to be very clear. :)

[@John-fk2ky]

@@FC-ho9hw Yes, Lucas said that IN THE 70’s/80’s. By the time he got around to making the prequels, Lucas had a VERY different idea about who could become a Jedi, as shown in the films themselves, the EU stuff approved in the 90’s that follows the same idea as the prequels, and pretty much everything published by Lucasfilm pre-Disney. What a creator says matters less than what he or she actually produces, and what Lucas actually produced later shows that he clearly had changed his mind since he made that statement.

[@FC-ho9hw]

@@John-fk2ky Okay, could you point me towards where you found that? I'm actually interested in reading (or seeing) that for myself. Please, don't say Google, because I've already tried that. :) Maybe I was just looking in wrong places... I only remember what I've read some time ago.

[@loub.redcap3524]

7:22 "How do you write women so well?" "I take a man... And I take away reason, and accountability!" 😂 Nice reference!

[@blatherama]

The best part was when Thrawn looked at the group of heros and said "But you're not all girls" and Ezra said "Are you a biologist?" Emmy Awards in bound like a bunch of suicidal Tie Fighter pilots.

[@nekolexofficial8735]

Is it bad that I don’t know if that’s a real quote or not 😹 Disney is so shit

[@GastNdorf]

Ezra in the next episode: "IT'S MA'AM!"

[@CoercedJab]

Lmfao

[@Soup-man]

Wait really?

[@MCR123321]

LOL thanks for that. 😁

[@the-trustees]

I remember when people high-fived, cheered, and maybe yelled "Hell Yeah" when a character we loved made an appearance or did something cool. We didn't lose our sh*t, shoot soy in our pants, weep uncontrollably, or stutter like a broken record at 78 speed. We would have too embarrassed to act like zoomer fanboys and fangirls. If they aren't acting, they should remain childless until THEY start acting their age. 🙄

[@wildboar2598]

I really wanted to like Ahsoka. Now that it is over, I can say that my reactions were very similar to how I watched the rebooted Star Trek movies: Moment of "that was cool/interesting" followed by long periods of "that doesn't make any sense" punctuated by exclamations of "WTF!" In Rebels, I always liked Sabine. Except for an encounter with Darth Vader, she always assaulted forward (as a Mandalorian should) and I found her quirkiness as Mandalorian artist a nice change of pace. In Ahsoka, her entire Jedi journey seemed to diminish her character rather than improve it and ultimately she came off as just another insufferable Disney Mary Sue. I also recently learned of the influence of Dave Filoni's wife on the show. For me, this felt like a promotion of something very divisive and toxic. Nuff said there.

[@brockdavid]

Yeah, Dismay (Disney) doesn’t grasp the concept, that non-Force Sensitives, like the Mandalorians and Emperors Crimson Guard, were especially trained to combat such threats, stun them, neutralize techniques, also had specialized equipment, and knowledge in how to dispatch Force Users, Jedi and Sith. I mean, Vader hated Palpatine’s Red (Crimson) Guard, as they could even fight him to a challenging point.

[@snips133]

Right I rly liked her character in rebels, and she never came off as annoying to me. She was insufferable in this show.

[@MWBalls]

She could have been a badass mandolorian warrior, whos competent with a lightsaber in this show. Instead she was an incompetent wanna be jedi who couldn't even use her blasters effectively. They could of shown us that you don't need the force to be a hero by having Sabine fight like a mandolorian, using all her tech and skills to defeat shin. But we can't have that because the force is female.

[@JB-yb4wn]

@@MWBalls Oh perish the thought! The force is a very useful device for covering horrid SJW writing.

[@BrenTenn]

THANK YOU DISNEY!!!!!!! For keeping an enormous amount of KZbinrs in a job lol

[@yamatotakeru9078]

keep doing "the good work" WOKE HOLLYWOOD 🤣

[@bartonbella3131]

I look forward to NOT watching anything else Disney releases

[@HighPlainsDrifter53]

I wish they would have one competent person in charge of all creative content. Someone non woke, who controlled everything. Not filoni or kennedy, but someone who is smart and hard working. But they can't do that because they're more concerned with checking boxes than content. How the hell did they have this many people telling bad stories in star wars, and not fix it yet? I'm sick over this.

[@Eagl3xStrik3]

Haven't since Mando Season 2.

[@jayk5114]

Except Andor season 2, I hope that'll be as good as the first season. Although it sucks that the 1 and only decent show to come out of Disney Lucasfilm in the last few years has to be about a relatively unknown character who is already dead in Canon so therefor has no future and can only be told in prequels/flashbacks.

[@tequilamockingbird758]

Deadpool 3 maybe I guess I think.....

[@HighPlainsDrifter53]

@jayk5114 I haven't seen Andor, but that show is the only one I've heard good word of mouth for.

[@supereststinger]

They straight up said Sabine is one of the worst force users they have ever seen. 2 episodes later, she is using the force so naturally it looks like she was born to wield it.

[@dwh3141]

You know what is an awesome TV show and movie? Stargate!

[@anibal5845]

I've been meaning to get into it, where should I start? Anything I should avoid?

[@fixer1140]

Another one for you, watch The Orville. Surprisingly its more Star Trek than any recent Star Trek

[@Kalmock]

@@anibal5845 Best would be to start with the original movie and then proceed with the series SG1, followed by the SG1 movie Ark of Truth. In my opinion it still holds up very well today, I've recently rewatched it for like the sixth time. Stargate Atlantis is ok, but never really hooked me like SG1 and Stargate Universe was horrible in comparison.

[@brianm4775]

I like all of it, but Universe was subpar and it felt like it was really influenced by Battlestar Galactica which was a great show also, it just didn’t feel like Stargate.

[@Tallacus]

LMAO just wait til Amazon destroys that franchise

[@smyk3ns]

My favorite part was when Ahsoka said “it’s Sokin’ time” and then Ahsoka’d all over the place

[@clave2049]

Ahsoka is a squirter? 😳

[@MWBalls]

I really loved the part where Ezra does absolutely nothing to try and stop Thrawn during the trans galactic journey. He presumably hide in a closet until he had the chance to steal a shuttle and run to home to mommy so she can tell him what to do.

[@09Mask]

Hilarious, the best comment on this so far!

[@kwartylion8134]

Although, it has some sense He was locked there with only snail people and steadly rising pile of dead storm troopers to keep company

[@xeno6422]

He was stuck on a ship with hundreds if not thousands of troopers on it that also now has 3 witches on it that could turn anyone he kills into zombies and can in some form predict the future, what was he suppose to do against that?

[@enrique6335]

@@xeno6422 Beat the odds like he and his friends always did in the cartoon, maybe?

[@Sir_I.I_William]

@@enrique6335 They had to hide, and then run, plenty of times in the "cartoon" ...

[@jeremybrummel3254]

I believe the vision helped Ahsoka move on from her guilt of leaving the Jedi, and therefore, in her eyes, not being there to stop Anakin going Sith. That may be the most character development in the entire series from the look of it, though.

[@claudiopimentel2406]

For you who don't know, the woman doing the calculations in the meme is a villain from a Brazilian TV soap, her name is Nazaré, she was far worse than Darth Sidious. The Soap was called "Senhora do Destino" (2004)

[@Jadty]

Her daughters were both hot af, I remember that banger.

[@RafitoOoO]

Nazaré stole babies and killed a bunch of people. She was nasty.

[@gariusdehalak]

Kkkkk

[@HypeSetter]

I watched the series with my wife this far…we were laughing our asses off because the exact things he described in the video. We felt that there were very very much of no dialogue but very very much of looking

[@sincorazon9920]

They thought that was show don’t tell🤣

[@doublep1980]

Not only did Sabine become a Jedi in 5 minutes, she became a Jedi WITHOUT being Force-sensitive! So basically, everybody can become a Jedi or Sith from now on....

[@robd9049]

Disney: F*** Finn

[@MauriFont]

I don’t know why you can’t accept it, it is perfectly logical… haven’t you ever had a constipation?

[@yamatotakeru9078]

keep doing "the good work" WOKE HOLLYWOOD 🤣

[@Drak976]

@danleeds9204 I stopped after 7. That moment when Rey shot her first shot from the turret and blew up 3 fighters with 1 shot. I wouldn't even call that a Disney movie. I wouldn't even call that fan fic. As others have called it it was vandalism. I still like watching the train wreck though. I used to not understand hollywood and question their weird decisions. I'm sure there's way more behind the scenes but I sort of get it better now like how award shows are just when they groom each other like a pack of animals.

[@xeno6422]

​@@Anoneemus_Noenaymethat person was an asshole people only glorify her because it supports their Disney bad hate train

[@CHF555]

17:47 we do actually know who the figures are in this shot. However, in recent Disney fashion, it’s homework. Essentially they’re characters from the clone wars series. (If you haven’t watched it I highly recommend it, on top of that it has the best character version of Asoka.) Anyway. The figure that he’s standing on is a character called “father” and one on the right is “son” and left is “daughter.” Fantastic names! Jokes aside, they are essentially embodiments of the light and dark sides of the force. The daughter represents the light, the son represents the dark, and the father is the neutral point i between them. No idea why they’re here or what it means, but I’m going to enjoy the gem of stars that hasn’t been touched and been defaced yet.

[@johnmick9457]

What did we learn? Ahsoka is really good at crossing her arms and starring, fighting with her light sabers not so much.

[@ragunamist677]

The middle age duel looked absolutely shocking.

[@whatever1618]

And poorly choreographed. Ahsoka had several openings for her second blade that she didn't take. Finally the choreographers gave up and destroyed her light saber to get her down to just one.

[@tybobb8292]

Hey! You stop it now! Those females are so brave and so strong! There isn’t a man in the history of man who could have done a better job! So goddamn strong…so fucking brave.

[@TinMan445]

This show just had to nail the story telling or lightsaber combat and I would have been entertained. It failed both miserably.

[@Ψυχήμίασμα]

@@tybobb8292 I'm as anti-woke as ant-woke comes, but literally nothing in this show is giving a woke gurlboss message. Jedi powers don't have weaker/stronger male/female differences, they're not normal people, despite KK's dumb slogan the Force has no gender. And, Ahsoka was ultimately beaten by Baylan every time she faced him, and only escaped with help and running away. Sabine failed at everything until literally the last episode.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Pretty much every duel that isn't animated sucks. Obi vs Annie being a huge offender.

[@mrr2816]

As a native Briton It's refreshing to know our cousins are not all lost Well written Well edited Honest too Good job sir I'm honoured to be a subscriber

[@emissarial6598]

There are so few of us - in the U.S. at least - who can still express our thoughts in logical sequence...

[@louisbrown4620]

All you see of America is LA and New York. We aren’t anything like that shit.

[@ninja36inc]

How the fuck can you be a native Briton when the natives are the English to be British means you are not native but may have citizenship after 3 generations of being British immigrants

[@GameCanda]

Peta doesn't like it, but we have a real "Soffee Seal" jacket.

[@robtomben]

That final lightsaber duel really says it all doesn't it.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

How can Disney not afford good choreographers? The sword fighting is so boring and slow. Not methodical like the OT, not fast paced and precise like the Prequels, but sluggish and bored.

[@cattrucker8257]

@@chazzitz-wh4ly "Why hire professional fight choreographers when you can just s p e e n" - Filoni, apparently

[@crazyralph6386]

It was the most lazy attempt at a lightsaber dual I’ve ever seen? There’s probably x100 fan videos on YT with better skills 😂

[@NickyMetropolis1313]

Absolutely true The girl who played the young Ashoka was phenomenal. Full of life. Expressive.

[@ItsJustToe]

She also played young Gamora in Infinity War.

[@aromalsuresh290]

​@@ItsJustToeAlso the daughter in Barbie

[@ItsJustToe]

@@aromalsuresh290 I've not seen Barbie, but that's awesome

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

Ahsoka was trained by one of the greatest duelists in the galaxy and yet she fights like someone who is afraid of their weapon.

[@diewollsocke2674]

I wonder if it's the actors that don't care and don't invest any time or the directors who don't give any time for training or just a lack of skill. If you watch behind the scenes recordings of the prequels you see the time invested in training the moves and planing the fights

[@B463L]

Rosario's movements were so wooden. You're telling me this was the girl who beat Darth Maul in his prime? The same ronin who genuinely pressed Vader when they fought on Malachor V.

[@thedemon336]

Hang on. Force users ?? They have fucking red lightsabres. To make it red, you have to kill a Jedi and take their sabre, then modify. So how don't they know they're sith ??

[@limlaith]

Ya know, all this time, I never thought Rosario Dawson could act. Turns out, I was right. I can't help but think that her one continuous facial expression is that of someone trying to decide if she should take a shit in the public restroom or if she can hold it until she gets home.

[@atomicfrijole7542]

This is true. Even in Daredevil she didn't really express much emotion. Resting b*tch face and grimaces.

[@christophertheriault3308]

Give her credit, if the direction she's getting is 'you're tough so supress every possible human emotion' then she's an excellent actress. Being a block of wood 100% of the time is hard work.

[@Randomonium66]

That's her?! Boy they made her ugly as possible lol She was good in Clerks 2, that's it.

[@danielyoung327]

Hold it... always

[@jackbits6397]

Ha ha I was actually thinking she was wondering if other women sometimes don't feel "fresh".

[@neetogoodgoy6517]

"one must destroy in order to create", disney took this a little too serious

[@jeremyallen5974]

Disney doesn't CREATE Star Wars content, they only destroy what has been established and then rebuild it in their own twisted, hateful image

[@fritzmocs5024]

The out-of-nowhere Drinker “Naw it’ll be fine” killed me 😂

[@alexdevonshire6120]

Honestly, The Acolyte might be better than this, but ONLY because they’re making new characters to waste rather than ruining our childhood favorites like Anakin, Ashoka, and Ezra.

[@daywither927]

This whole series is the longform equivalent of "somehow, Palpatine returned"

[@sigmacademy]

Because, somehow, cloning now allows Force-sensitives to be created (something that was a mostly impossibility of happening (with even any successes suffering side effects) because that could mean you could just CLONE ANY Jedi and not make trainable Jedi with future potential a rarity that the Jedi Order went to great lengths in locating and recruiting. Losing ANY Jedi MATTERED to the Jedi Order because Jedi weren't an inexhaustible supply like stormtroopers, and that doesn't even take into account that some Jedi went over to the Dark Side (and vice versa).

[@timstanton6288]

We can all agree Disney has lost the plot...

[@MSgt5J071]

I think we can all agree that Disney never had the plot in the first place. CORRECTION: Disney not only had the plot but numerous plots -- that is, of course, until they sh!t-canned the treatments from George Lucas for Episodes VII-IX and the Star Wars expanded universe. Good job Kathy!

[@effysousa9873]

Ironically, Mrs. Nerdorict is a strong woman, truly. She had her business shut down and restarted in Texas and supports her husband, so Gary knows a strong woman as many of us are. Not to mention she's a mom, they're pretty strong.

[@TheBerk01]

Especially mothers where their kids still talk to them

[@silver2therescue1]

the irony that feminists who claim to want to help women be strong, hate women being mothers and yet mothers are the strongest women of all

[@marcusaurelius8313]

There had to be the vilage stupid in the chat tying to tell us nothing related to the video , wellcome village idiot you appear to be exactly what Nerdrotic is exposing!

[@bdana7848]

I like to think that rather than making a ton of mistakes, Thrawn knew that the protagonists had so much plot armor that he had no hope of winning. So actually, rather than a complete fail, he succeeded in only allowing 1 of 3 protagonists to stow away.

[@geteavnroc2250]

If they'd had made Ezra, Ashoka's apprentice, and Sabine a badass Mandalorian hanger-oner, with making Thrawn more dangerous, coupled with one of the popular Sith, this could have been a great show.

[@frocat5163]

So...if they'd written a completely different show? I mean, I agree with you...but it's been abundantly clear for years that Disney has no interest in good writing.

[@Hammern28]

To me, entire Ahsoka show feels more like a Star Wars soap, where you have dramatic music where there is no drama/situation that it actually fits with. Convos are shit, plot is not even thought out properly, just halfass ideas. Space Whales, was kinda introduced in SW back in 1984, but I was hoping that it would never ever be mentioned again! Anyways, I could go ranting for days about terrible Disney SW ideas. Baylan is probably the most interesting character of them all, but... yeah.

[@TheSEWEGI]

It would've been half decent if they'd at least given us some good saber fights. With actual choreography. This "master jedi" is painful to look at. I did better with a stick when I was a kid

[@Hammern28]

@@TheSEWEGI Hell, at this stage, I would prefer Star Wars Kid over this. ( the kid with saber going back quite a few years )

[@Grivehn]

@TheSEWEGI She did better with a stick as a kid in TCW, too.

[@theculturedbumpkin]

“At this point Disney is just desecrating a corpse”😂😂😂😂 good gracious (and I agree)

[@supersosiska]

The fact that everyone in the latest star wars tv show, is suddenly force sensitive reminds me of those made up TV shows within futurama, where everyone was having amnesia. Because it was deemed cool by executives, so they crammed as much of it as possible 😅

[@CURTSNIPER]

"established padawans and jedi from previous shows are suddenly force sensitive here" sure bud

[@Tundra.]

@@CURTSNIPERNot everyone is force sensitive. Not everyone can use a lightsaber, or catapult human bodies around with force pushes. Do not try to defend this drek, it's atrocious and your time would be better spent elsewhere.

[@AndreyKrichevsky]

​@@Tundra. I actually looked it up and George Lucas has been saying for years that everyone has the force and anyone can be a jedi with the right training...

[@Dustpuma1]

when everyone can do it, it diminshes the feats and its just all wizard battles @@AndreyKrichevsky

[@AndreyKrichevsky]

@@Dustpuma1 i think this is one of those "anyone can do it, but not everyone can do it" kind of thing. Like with any real skill, anyone has the potential, but most people will never manifest it.

[@kirkanos77]

When all roads lead to ‘The Last Jedi’ why would we want to even get on Dysney’s Star Cruiser?

[@vakonightsbane9044]

I think it’s funny how Filoni forgot what happened in his own show so he could make female power the main point here.

[@fm_kasady]

Gang I think that was Kathleen Kennedy and Corrupt Disney not Dave Filoni. Im biased towards Dave Filoni's work bc I grew up with it but if ms. "tHe ForCe Is FemAlE" was never hired Ahsoka would probably be better than the mandalorian

[@TheMadmatt7]

Truly some of the absolute best in acting coming out of the Star Wars universe. Never has so little been said with so little.

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

One thing that realllly bothers me about these shows, is that they're what 20 minutes long? Half an hour if we're lucky? Yet, you watch Korean shows, strong female leads, strong male leads, competent writers and they're an hour an a half long, each episode. I just finished three series, all of us are dead, Wok of love and Stand up for your name. I'm plowing through King the land at the moment, all of them have decent writing, strong arcs and hero arcs for the men AND women. Filoni really needs to take note, the Korean's write good shit and none of it is woke.

[@BookshelfQBattler]

So many female characters it was like the only thing the New Republic and Imperial Remnant could agree on was a hiring freeze on anyone with a weiner.

[@TexasSpectre]

The boring non-interactions where people just sit around and say nothing in this series is classic for a certain type of female - one that many men are unfortunately familiar with: The kind that refuses to say or communicate anything, then gets mad when you somehow didn't get their unspoken, uncommunicated message that you're somehow just supposed to "know" despite not being a telepath. Doesn't work in real life, doesn't work in this show. It often doesn't even work between two women unless they're identical twins!

[@tjroelsma]

Was it Az who said "Ahsoka, women staring at each other in space"? That sums up this series.

[@dinfulofsin8525]

1 of the thousands of things that really bothered me and summoned up the ridiculousness of this show is when Ezra walks out of that empires ship wearing a full storm trooper outfit and how the hell did they let him land his ship without the correct codes ?!?!?!?!

[@ArthurAtlas]

right? there was no reason to walk out with the helmet on except that it makes for a more suspenseful shot. No actual character would risk that...

[@MrCroky123]

I find other things much more ridiculous than this. That scene is explained by your own imagination. They just give you a context: disguised as storm trooper returning escorted to republic fleet. Bottom line, Ezra managed to escape, disguised as a storm trooper. He "stole" an empire ship, probably ran away, been pursuit by some tie fighters but then he hyperspaced to somewhere else... input last known rebel coordinates, then reaches the fleet and says "I'm Ezra. Please don't shoot me" or "I'm deserting. Don't shoot me" or any other cheap excuse that fits. There you have it and it's not ridiculous BUT it's missing because you need to give all screen time to a boring, slow and useless female story arc just for the sake of it. That's what bothers me and that's what I find ridiculous ...

[@jacobgrantphotography]

I gave up on Star Wars after Last Jedi. The only reason it exists anymore for me is for videos just. like. this! Laugh-out-loud entertainment! Thanks, Gary!

[@chrisl8277]

Imagine growing up waiting for downloads with Limewire and AOL dial-up internet only to watch Ahsoka's plot loading time be champion

[@DTRIANTAF1]

Can someone please expain why the hell is Ahsoka so goddam happy in the end, after failing?

[@fm_kasady]

Idk I think it has to do with some hoe named Mary Sue

[@fantasywind3923]

Not to mention being stranded on a planet in ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GALAXY? I mean now they are unable to return, supposedly (unless this conflict will be quickly resolved in next season, or they'll ask another space whale for help, they survived after all) so they can't even stop the plot of Thrawn...whatever it is because we know nothing of his plans (I mean in general it's kind of weird how his return is such a 'calamity' when he has no power yet, the old EU Thrawn had at least the remnants of imperial power and fleet to use, scavenged for resources from old imperial facilities, he had his fleet, supplied his forces with clones made a series of attacks against New Republic using his strategic brilliance, winning several times, with his resources and working smart he led entire campaign. Old EU Thrawn was deployed to Unknown Regions, where he was also preparing a foothold so he had a base of power....here in this show...he was in exile for ten years in a single derelict stardestroyer ONE stardestroyer while they are obviously full of troops and whatever these ships usually have but it;s still small in grander scheme, sure in Disney canon there are also some imperial remnants...but unlike in the old EU now Legends they truly are just 'remnants' it would take a while to rebuild based on those scraps! But hey..the Disney canon New Republic is hilariously incompetent :)...and with the original trilogy characters near non existant the heroes can't rally the efforts :)....jokes aside seriously I much prefer the old story, with Luke, Leia and Han.

[@neocomp92]

When you can't define your goals and practice a belief system that places your actions in the hands of some higher power mixed with diabetic amounts of "hope", yeah, you would be as happy as she was. Trust in the Force and all that crap

[@Joev.]

Congratulations to Asoka. They won an adult participation ribbon. 👍

[@Ragarcia1986]

Fake over the top fans used to be referred to as Posers when I was growing up. I wonder what happened to that.