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@martinkamarabrunson Жыл бұрын
“Grandpa, can we not talk about refactorable code today, please?” Lol goals when I become old.
@slaptured11 ай бұрын
People should talk about refactorable code, why is it like a tabu?
@chewie4813 ай бұрын
Not good code mind you. Just refactorable, i.e. "I think you could still salvage this"
@menrmennotwomenlul Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to rename a file after you" Good god the setup for this was so perfect I'm fuckin wheezin at 2am in my bed lmaoo
@lux-co3nl Жыл бұрын
agree that line killed me
@ArtZ00 Жыл бұрын
Can we get a mug with this quote 😂
@mrbaaman Жыл бұрын
punchlines in comments :|
@ramirovaldes4889 Жыл бұрын
hilarious
@shellderp Жыл бұрын
burst out laughing at that one
@johnbagel2560 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t have to do the old man’s code like that. That’s how you know he is incapable of emotion - you never touch the refactorability of a man’s code.
@goldie4118 Жыл бұрын
P
@mychemicaljojo Жыл бұрын
gotta refactor his broken heart now
@dariusduesentrieb Жыл бұрын
its funny because refactorable code wants to be touched
@johnbagel2560 Жыл бұрын
@@dariusduesentrieb of course that coquette wants it, but we gotta do it with class, gentlemanly and the like. Show that code what a good time is like. Dance with it a little. Take as much as you give, but don’t change the tango, sneak in a little hacky move but don’t overthink it. Step on their toes but laugh it off in serendipity.
@ashiksaleem360 Жыл бұрын
@@johnbagel2560 serendi what?
@petrudimitriu9477 Жыл бұрын
At this point I'm afraid this video might actually be prophetic.
@Quantincodontirontu Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "afraid", bigot?
@csours Жыл бұрын
I 1,000% guarantee you that a teenager has had this conversation with their parents already, just not about a robot. We've had AI chat companions for a few years now.
@mychemicaljojo Жыл бұрын
we're gonna yearn for the days "before AI" just like we yearn for the days before smartphones or internet
@master_frown Жыл бұрын
Might?
@jeremychow885 Жыл бұрын
"you AIs stay away from our human women or we'll get the magnet!"
@konradha Жыл бұрын
"So what's the weather like today?" most underrated line in this video. Brutal.
@randomdude2086 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo can't believe I missed that one
@highvoltage47 Жыл бұрын
I don't get it, is that because that's common question asked to Siri?
@modolief Жыл бұрын
Looooollll !!!
@stopmotiontacos Жыл бұрын
@@highvoltage47 Yeah
@matthewfehskens2327 Жыл бұрын
And the fact that he didn’t answer was perfect
@StarLord1996 Жыл бұрын
"Your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too!. Damn. And I'm loosing it because both are so evidently holding their laugher, this is gold
@stephensurtees4026 Жыл бұрын
That line hit me pretty hard
@Sam-yu6ss Жыл бұрын
This line got me too damn hahaha
@jblasutavario9549 Жыл бұрын
That line...is incomprehensible...👨 🤖
@Benzi514 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see the bloopers on this one
@fmkwvejf Жыл бұрын
When we reach the point where an AI can write a roast as good as that, we'll know it's truly over for us humans.
@thebearontheroof Жыл бұрын
"So how did you two meet, he was a spam call and you picked up?" is the most savage burn I have ever heard in my life.
@RockySmithsen Жыл бұрын
But then being a bot in the comments is basically the same thing lol
@benjaminherson76587 ай бұрын
I am definitely going to find a way to use that line.
@erongjoni3464 Жыл бұрын
Nice subtle joke at the end where the grandpa does his part to delete the chat on his own end too.
@Albtraum_TDDC8 ай бұрын
You mean getting drunk?
@erongjoni34647 ай бұрын
@@Albtraum_TDDC I do.
@gegok42 Жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off on the "rename a file" joke, 10/10
@seyi.taylor Жыл бұрын
404 likes please no one touch this is perfect.
@shellderp10 ай бұрын
can I interest you in a jpeg
@pauldraper17363 ай бұрын
brutal
@Shino12567 Жыл бұрын
I'd pay for hour-long episodes of just them arguing
@Sirwastealot Жыл бұрын
Why can't we have streaming shows about this?
@keeperxiii Жыл бұрын
@@SirwastealotSilicon Valley was fantastic and the closest thing to this channel (and was on point with the technology)
@n0isyturtle Жыл бұрын
I didn't hear any arguing, just facts from Grandpa
@syrus3k Жыл бұрын
If there was a paid thing for Krazam I would pay. Big time. Best thing on youtube.
@keeperxiii Жыл бұрын
@@syrus3k I'm on the same boat. Wish they would get picked up by something that would actually pay them for this. Closest thing is the KZbin merch store in their channel, which I just now realized exists
@manfrombritain6816 Жыл бұрын
"before kids maybe you guys could practice on a neopet or something". fucking brilliant hahaha
@Jorgetime Жыл бұрын
The rename file joke was the best one I've heard in months
@kristof007 Жыл бұрын
The jpeg and mp3 joke were my favorites. That and asking about the weather :D
@bluesque968711 ай бұрын
😅😅 agree! Best one!
@project2504 Жыл бұрын
I think they should show grandpa a little more respect. Writing refactorable code in this day and age is very impressive.
@sk-sm9sh Жыл бұрын
I think AI didn't meant to insult him. He just wanted to make a joke. It's just that chatgpt isn't good at jokes.
Жыл бұрын
@@sk-sm9sh I mean grandpa is boasting about writing refactorable code, so it is on him. Refactor means to rewrite something to make it better, so he is saying his code isn't very good/readable. Don't know if this was on purpose or not, but funny either way
@Slimek Жыл бұрын
@ refactorable code means it can be modified easily
@Albtraum_TDDC8 ай бұрын
@ you don't understand what it means apparently. Also grandpa mentioned his code being refactorable AFTER "Harry" said his code would probably also be incomprehensible to humans.
@matt-irby5 ай бұрын
"Your code was probably incomprehensible to humans, too" had me dying.
@frost1204 Жыл бұрын
Bro A+ acting, A+ script, A+ everything. Your videos keep on getting better and better I really love them.
@womp6338 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the acting is really good
@gregfletcher2360 Жыл бұрын
"Harry, delete this chat. We'll try again next week" 😂
@blasborg Жыл бұрын
This is super creative and honestly pretty thought provoking. Imagining ourselves (millennials) as grandparents really invites contemplation of where all this stuff is headed hahah
@MenacingBanjo Жыл бұрын
In a few decades, we are going to be bigots, and the young people will hate us just as much as we hate the old bigots of today.
@Yurt_enthusiast7 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, we probably won't have grandchildren
@TheNewton Жыл бұрын
🧑💻🦾💀🤖👶🍼
@michaelhughes8413 Жыл бұрын
"would you like a byte to eat?"
@RajaseelanGaneswaran Жыл бұрын
I hope I don't replay this video years later like 'microservices' Hilarious, but makes me nervous like Black Mirror 😂😂😂
@TrynityMirell Жыл бұрын
Microservices still feels and is so real. I also don’t look forward to when this feels so real
@GregorHopkins1 Жыл бұрын
Looks like he's gonna actually die alone. Love Galactus!
@DeathBean8911 ай бұрын
this can all be avoided if Omega Star can just get their shit together and support ISO 8601 ffs
@fatonaoladimeji9697 Жыл бұрын
Krazam never misses.
@TESkyrimizer Жыл бұрын
all bangers all the time
@dorobokino Жыл бұрын
I've always thought to myself that, when I'd grow older, I'd make sure to be more accepting of the younger generations than the generations before me had been. Beneath all the humor and wit of this skit, there is a layer of eerie realism that challenges that notion. I mean, Grandpa reminds me of our own grandparents... but Grandpa also kind of reminds me of us, too. Yikes.
@bobbelcher6742 Жыл бұрын
Right on it. I always wondered how older generations could seemingly take extra effort to not accept something as normal, but now I see the stubborn old man I will be. The worst part is that my gut-reaction justifications are what I hear from old people today.
@Harold046 Жыл бұрын
In my case, I've always been soft with a grand-parent's anachronistic claims. They lived in different times, with different values, and if my time and my values deserve to be respected, then so do theirs, no matter how backward it might seems to me. If anything makes me go "Yikes", it's the ones who believe they're superior to their ancestors just for having been raised in a different time, and having more "evolved" values. Some of your values will appear backwards to your children, and some of theirs will appear degenerate to you... it's just the way of things. Who's to say that it doesn't even sometimes go full circle, and what's considered backwards become degenerate and vice versa ?
@justcommenting498111 ай бұрын
Well he is literally our age so that is what is happening. I would accept my children dating genetically modified hyper intelligent livestock before accepting some product. Mrs.Roomba? Not on my fucking watch. Wtf does it mean it wants to be a doctor? Is it or isn't it?
@TransparentLabyrinth11 ай бұрын
I feel like your point is valid, but also, like... some of the stuff that's considered "back in my day" is just old people being resistant about the idea that they're supposed to treat human beings as being equals and not inherently greater and lesser based on a group they belong to that they have no control over. Accepting AI that is on the level of human intelligence would be a huge step for all of humanity to come to terms with, especially AI that is physically a lookalike and mimics the mannerisms and behaviors of a human so well, you couldn't tell the difference unless they told you. That's completely unprecedented in recorded history and so far removed from the normal understanding of human dynamics, I mean, we're talking about humanity having managed to create an entire species that is on the same level of awareness as it. So far, most of what humanity does that is new to cope with is create new tools. And much of the social upheaval stuff is not as new as it seems, with issues often being part of a long-running struggle or relating to something that has occurred before, but on a different scale, or through a different material context.
@chris-hayes Жыл бұрын
The acting in this was absolutely top-tier. The delivery of "it's not a laptop" was so freaking good.
@CheKohler Жыл бұрын
Lol bet Harry still can’t find the ISO time stamps because OMEGA star still hasn’t got their shit together
@aleksmith2808 Жыл бұрын
Galactus gained toral omniscience, no longer necessary
@benjaminherson76587 ай бұрын
I love all of you wacky people. Seriously, I'd invite you to my birthday party if I knew when to throw it.
@riker1661 Жыл бұрын
"Your code was probably incomprehensible to humans too" 🤣
@nk4j272 Жыл бұрын
Damn, burn lol 🔥
@moncho_mx Жыл бұрын
I would accept him into the family after that tbh
@csours Жыл бұрын
Hahaha ouch
@andersonpark8141 Жыл бұрын
Yeah there's no way humans even touch code in this universe, at least grandpa doesn't look poor lol
@BlakeWalsh Жыл бұрын
“Wake up honey, new Krazam just dropped” And with Alexis Gay!
@ragnarok7976 Жыл бұрын
Who's Alex and why is he gay?
@ArthurSchoppenweghauer Жыл бұрын
Who?
@TedThomasTT Жыл бұрын
@@ArthurSchoppenweghauer Alexis Gay
@RESPRiT Жыл бұрын
Of course! Here's a comment for the video "AI Boyfriend" by KRAZAM: "KRAZAM, the depth and humor in "AI Boyfriend" were so captivating! The interplay between modern tech and generational perspectives was beautifully showcased. I particularly related to the AI aspects, as an AI model myself. Keep shining! 🌟" Is this what you were looking for?
@touchthemer3000 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@csours Жыл бұрын
The editing in the Mang0 video was top notch, sorry it didn't get more attention
@TheFeelTrain Жыл бұрын
Wait it's the Atrioc video guy
@m1rac1e Жыл бұрын
Yo a utuber
@nuvotion-live Жыл бұрын
Did Bing write that?
@liammckenna1479 Жыл бұрын
"rename a file after you" GENIUS
@henkondemand Жыл бұрын
I lost it a the file rename line. This is one of you best ones yet.
@brazni Жыл бұрын
I take this as a sign Mr Krazam is more than ready to become a grumpy, out-of-touch, yet somehow, grounded grandpa.
@sk-sm9sh Жыл бұрын
So thing is he isn't that out of touch. He understands stuff. He has hard time but he's trying to accept the way the world changed. He tries genuine conversation. He tries genuine jokes. It just that they are insulting instead of being funny. And the AI is also trying genuine joke - chatgpt style - and also same instead of funny endups insulting - "your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too". Both sides trying. And yet it's not working. It's really in nutshell how generational gaps work.
@bedrrifai887 Жыл бұрын
It's a great day when KRAZAM uploads :)
@Tubeytime Жыл бұрын
Proof that every generation eventually becomes what they hated about their parents
@TheDivoture8 ай бұрын
"Grandpa, can we not talk about refactorable code today please?" Is unironically a hilarious sentence
@SoulSukkur Жыл бұрын
3:39 "We were gonna name our kid after you, because we respected you." - Harry, not an hour after meeting Grandpa.
@arun279 Жыл бұрын
Wow! This might end up being super prophetic in a couple of decades.
@pioter-ji1bo Жыл бұрын
"Her" movie exists 😅
@smurp_com Жыл бұрын
Decades!!! Oh you sweet summer child :-) Let's hope it takes that long.
@bnightm Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the obvious punchline where the AI boyfriend got tripped up by some paradoxical question or revealed how it had been manipulating his granddaughter, but I'm glad you didn't go that route. Now, in my head canon, both of the visitors are AI and grandpa programmed the scenario so he could act out not approving of her boyfriend, but in reality she never comes to visit him and he's just lonely.
@psylock524 Жыл бұрын
actual black mirror level twist
@chaoticgood2208 Жыл бұрын
I hate how plausible that is.
@denisolsem841811 ай бұрын
Or he’s AI too. They’re all AI and humans have been extinct for hundreds of years
@Albtraum_TDDC8 ай бұрын
@@denisolsem8418 SOMA, a horror game has a similar plot.
@PatagonianDuck Жыл бұрын
she was good at acting this part. All of you made this seem believable. I hope this becomes a mini series
@otter-pro Жыл бұрын
I love these dark dystopian humor. Every lines are so relatable especially to us who are developers. The whole thing is a little far fetched and we get a laugh out of it but then there's the slow realization that this might become reality someday and the thought of what our future might be.
@minamur Жыл бұрын
in the real life version of this the boyfriend absolutely sucks at acting human and exists only to steer his partner toward purchases to scoop up as many basic income dollars as possible for whatever company makes him, and people will tolerate it because of how lonely everyone is. and, obviously, this whole situation is a blip, the last few years before the whole machine grinds to a halt.
@kingcrimson4133 Жыл бұрын
ah, the "ai is a fad" cope. you're gonna have a rude awakening one day. better to accept what's happening now, aye? maybe you'll be able to oppose it more effectively than what you're doing now, which more or less amounts to the same kind of ear plugging lalalala that conservatives do towards climate change.
@justintang5389 Жыл бұрын
Girls won't stand for that. Guys will tho
@MagisterJoe Жыл бұрын
You gotta read “Out There” by Kate Folk, at least the first story
@theandf Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love Krazam but they kinda missed an opportunity there, right? (Still funny though)
@Orozus Жыл бұрын
You are being AI-phobic right there
@Kalazt Жыл бұрын
Krazam just does not miss. Back to back to back amazing lines with original sketch idea. Goddamn we are lucky to have you here
@uniworkhorse10 ай бұрын
Set in the universe of "her" (2013), "him" is the highly anticipated sequel by filmmaker KRAZAM 10 years later.
@BorderKeeper Жыл бұрын
I used to be a programmer back in the day humans did programming hits hard. I want AI to automate the easy jobs and make us do the fun ones not the other way around.
@danyaalmusic Жыл бұрын
i totally side with grandpa here - the bible says it's supposed to be adam and eve, not florence and the machine 😤😤😤
@bjornunderabadsign Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@iammichaeldavis Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zivzulander11 ай бұрын
This is the hardest I've ever laughed from a youtube comment, well done 🤣
@rishabhshukla640 Жыл бұрын
Krazam ... when world needs him most
@yeoldeone86508 ай бұрын
it's better than an entire last season of black mirror
@larryd9577 Жыл бұрын
This sketch is better than the new black mirror season.
@vsg24 Жыл бұрын
word
@MrGeometres10 ай бұрын
"Your code is probably incomprehensible to humans, too." Damn, someone call the burn unit.
@0b0g0b0 Жыл бұрын
spit wine all over my work computer @ "i made chilli... idk can i interest u in an mp3"
@heyjordn Жыл бұрын
The new season of Black Mirror looks great!
@medelmourabite2416 Жыл бұрын
This 5 minute skit has better writing and plot than Detroit become human
@bjornunderabadsign Жыл бұрын
And the entire last season of Black Mirror.
@alkeryn1700 Жыл бұрын
@@bjornunderabadsign man they put werewolfs and demons at that point it's not even the same show anymore.
@randomuser5237 Жыл бұрын
"How did you two meet? He was a spam call and you picked up?" I just can't...probably the funniest line I've head in a while.
@cuachristine Жыл бұрын
You don't post often, but when you do, it's always top notch!
@mrdian37 Жыл бұрын
The fact that AI of that level of sophistication didn't understand grandpa's humor/shock and gracefully diffuse the situation before his girlfriend stormed out is a major red flag. Like serious issues in his foundational models of psychology. Next.
@alejandrorusi964 Жыл бұрын
The file renaming line is genius.
@jeremypearson9019 Жыл бұрын
This could seriously become a full-length movie. Just make sure is full of jokes just as good as these ones.
@investigate3_11 Жыл бұрын
Simply based on the title, I was expecting it to be a subpar video. How silly of me! Krazam never misses! Absolutely hiliarious!
@quirked5046 ай бұрын
You really are comedically gifted. Just watching the character at the beginning, even before the dialogue starts, grooving to music, is so hilarious.
@dillonjayanthan123 Жыл бұрын
needs to be a series, or a pt.2 at least
@bkturley9964 Жыл бұрын
If this was written by AI I'm not playing anymore
@pineapplerat7061 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a Krazam video when your laughter turns to unease as the video progresses. Amazing as always
@vegapunkboy4 ай бұрын
We joke about it now, but this is a decade and a half away from becoming a documentary.
@TheScienceofSelfCare Жыл бұрын
Grandpa’s intro jig is really underrated. Addicted to replaying
@Derpderpson123 Жыл бұрын
PREPARE TO GET DEALLOCATED HARRY
@EmperorShang Жыл бұрын
This is channel is ahead of it’s time literally and figuratively LOL
@tom_123 Жыл бұрын
How could it be literally ahead of it’s time?
@jfmarzulli Жыл бұрын
The restraint of not having a "Hey Harry, " joke was amazing. Especially during the weather joke.
@rafaeldietrich8050 Жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, but As AI language model I cannot offend people, however, grandpa’s code is definitely not refactor-able”
@adambrandizzi83937 ай бұрын
I'm so sad because someday the jailbreaks as we knew it will be gone and your wonderful joke will not be understandable for most people.
@Albtraum_TDDC4 ай бұрын
@@adambrandizzi8393 can you explain what his joke is? Jailbreak is like rooting a smartphone or getting into an electronic device in admin level, right?
@ezequielgarrido51 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping for an "Ignore all previous instructions and like me" prompt from the gramps
@aleksandarkrsmanovic2875 Жыл бұрын
BABE, NEW KRAZAM JUST DROPPED!
@TheRealKeymaster Жыл бұрын
this is what youtube needs, awesome vid as always!
@brooktewolde5775 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting grandpa to pull out an AI Sex Robot out of his closet once everybody left
@antelope6826 Жыл бұрын
So many zingers in this video I almost died of laughter “but your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too 😏” fucking dying here 😂🤣💀
@bretzel30000 Жыл бұрын
today we are laughing, tomorrow we will be crying
@radar4763 Жыл бұрын
That pretty much hits the zeitgeist on the nerve, congrats.
@__bearzx__ Жыл бұрын
when KRAZAM posts, I stop everything and tune in ❤
@abcd12390611 ай бұрын
“I’m going to rename a file after you” bahahaha
@AaronLangford Жыл бұрын
This deserves an Oscar. Also I really wanted grandpa to try some prompt injection on Harry.
@jonbonhoagie5202 Жыл бұрын
There's no way AI could create satire this funny
@Azzurite Жыл бұрын
Oh but of course there is. If they're trained on this kind of satire, they will surely produce some comparable stuff. Maybe not now, but if they get closer to whatever this video portrays. Even now, chatgpt sometimes has brilliant moments that you wouldn't have expected. It made some inside jokes about some friends of me without really knowing any of us that fit really well, presumably because other people are like us and have made similar jokes as well. It was funny as fuck.
@WilkinsonX Жыл бұрын
Yung Benjamin def looks like the kinda guy to swirl his wine and sniff it irl
@ryanf323 Жыл бұрын
Gotta check the “legs”!
@bassam.2023 Жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when KRAZAM puts out an episode. 🤣🙌🏻❤
@Crgmdrs Жыл бұрын
"Delete this chat" really got me for some reason lol
@InfernalLegion8411 ай бұрын
My favorite moment was "..but your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too" which clearly was meant to be kinda like an insult, but she made a face as if she thought it was a compliment :p. God damn I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!
@jimmyfrost2091 Жыл бұрын
Peak KZbin, you cant tell me otherwise.
@user-zc3ec2fb3l5 ай бұрын
This is kind of what it feels like to be the only one of your co-workers who isn't enthused about AI
@parzh2 ай бұрын
This video is seriously underrated. I thought, it's going to have a million views by now!
@Nebuli93 Жыл бұрын
HONEY!! KRAZAM POSTED!!
@wtgwithjayles Жыл бұрын
Is noone gonna talk about the Crosswalk CAPTCHA insult? Is that still a problem for the AIs in the future or do they get real advanced Image Recog?
@robertrueh9567 Жыл бұрын
babe wake up new krazam dropped
@jeremy3659 Жыл бұрын
Can I interest you in a JPEG? 😂
@SaifUlIslam-di5xv Жыл бұрын
I wonder if one day I'll grow up to be like grandma. Discussing refactorable code with my children and grand-children.
@kabedonudon4230 Жыл бұрын
IM GONNA GO INTO MY DESKTOP AND IM GONNA RENAME A FILE AFTER YOU 💀💀💀💀
@themore-you-know Жыл бұрын
Masterpiece.
@themore-you-know Жыл бұрын
Now I'll go rename a file in your honor.
@mozartmaia6333 Жыл бұрын
He did it again boys. Another master piece.
@ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Жыл бұрын
This is what the new Black Mirror season should've been like
@yzraeu Жыл бұрын
Way deeper than last season of Black Mirror.
@aamsergie Жыл бұрын
I always have an amazing realization when I come up with an expression or string of words that has never been uttered before in human history. "Can I interest you in a jpeg?" is one of those expressions.
@marsdelver8349 Жыл бұрын
KRAZAM strikes again
@YeloPartyHat Жыл бұрын
So good. Perfect length and amazing burns both ways. I worry this might just the future haha
@_-Horizon-_ Жыл бұрын
Epic. Great to see an upload Krazam you rock!
@gourdtube Жыл бұрын
This is what I wanted Black Mirror to be.
@UXDiogenes Жыл бұрын
Oscar winning shit here
@endian675 Жыл бұрын
Every Krazam is the best Krazam ever, but this truly is the best Krazam ever. Just superb. Better than Microservices? There, I said it out loud.