AI Boyfriend

can't teach an old dev to love computer
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[@martinkamarabrunson]

“Grandpa, can we not talk about refactorable code today, please?” Lol goals when I become old.

[@slaptured]

People should talk about refactorable code, why is it like a tabu?

[@chewie481]

Not good code mind you. Just refactorable, i.e. "I think you could still salvage this"

[@menrmennotwomenlul]

"I'm going to rename a file after you" Good god the setup for this was so perfect I'm fuckin wheezin at 2am in my bed lmaoo

[@lux-co3nl]

agree that line killed me

[@ArtZ00]

Can we get a mug with this quote 😂

[@mrbaaman]

punchlines in comments :|

[@ramirovaldes4889]

hilarious

[@shellderp]

burst out laughing at that one

[@johnbagel2560]

Didn’t have to do the old man’s code like that. That’s how you know he is incapable of emotion - you never touch the refactorability of a man’s code.

[@goldie4118]

P

[@mychemicaljojo]

gotta refactor his broken heart now

[@dariusduesentrieb]

its funny because refactorable code wants to be touched

[@johnbagel2560]

@@dariusduesentrieb of course that coquette wants it, but we gotta do it with class, gentlemanly and the like. Show that code what a good time is like. Dance with it a little. Take as much as you give, but don’t change the tango, sneak in a little hacky move but don’t overthink it. Step on their toes but laugh it off in serendipity.

[@ashiksaleem360]

@@johnbagel2560 serendi what?

[@petrudimitriu9477]

At this point I'm afraid this video might actually be prophetic.

[@Quantincodontirontu]

What do you mean by "afraid", bigot?

[@csours]

I 1,000% guarantee you that a teenager has had this conversation with their parents already, just not about a robot. We've had AI chat companions for a few years now.

[@mychemicaljojo]

we're gonna yearn for the days "before AI" just like we yearn for the days before smartphones or internet

[@master_frown]

Might?

[@jeremychow885]

"you AIs stay away from our human women or we'll get the magnet!"

[@konradha]

"So what's the weather like today?" most underrated line in this video. Brutal.

[@randomdude2086]

Lmaooo can't believe I missed that one

[@highvoltage47]

I don't get it, is that because that's common question asked to Siri?

[@modolief]

Looooollll !!!

[@stopmotiontacos]

@@highvoltage47 Yeah

[@matthewfehskens2327]

And the fact that he didn’t answer was perfect

[@StarLord1996]

"Your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too!. Damn. And I'm loosing it because both are so evidently holding their laugher, this is gold

[@stephensurtees4026]

That line hit me pretty hard

[@Sam-yu6ss]

This line got me too damn hahaha

[@jblasutavario9549]

That line...is incomprehensible...👨 🤖

[@Benzi514]

Would love to see the bloopers on this one

[@fmkwvejf]

When we reach the point where an AI can write a roast as good as that, we'll know it's truly over for us humans.

[@thebearontheroof]

"So how did you two meet, he was a spam call and you picked up?" is the most savage burn I have ever heard in my life.

[@RockySmithsen]

But then being a bot in the comments is basically the same thing lol

[@benjaminherson7658]

I am definitely going to find a way to use that line.

[@erongjoni3464]

Nice subtle joke at the end where the grandpa does his part to delete the chat on his own end too.

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

You mean getting drunk?

[@erongjoni3464]

@@Albtraum_TDDC I do.

[@gegok42]

I laughed my ass off on the "rename a file" joke, 10/10

[@seyi.taylor]

404 likes please no one touch this is perfect.

[@shellderp]

can I interest you in a jpeg

[@pauldraper1736]

brutal

[@Shino12567]

I'd pay for hour-long episodes of just them arguing

[@Sirwastealot]

Why can't we have streaming shows about this?

[@keeperxiii]

​@@SirwastealotSilicon Valley was fantastic and the closest thing to this channel (and was on point with the technology)

[@n0isyturtle]

I didn't hear any arguing, just facts from Grandpa

[@syrus3k]

If there was a paid thing for Krazam I would pay. Big time. Best thing on youtube.

[@keeperxiii]

@@syrus3k I'm on the same boat. Wish they would get picked up by something that would actually pay them for this. Closest thing is the KZbin merch store in their channel, which I just now realized exists

[@manfrombritain6816]

"before kids maybe you guys could practice on a neopet or something". fucking brilliant hahaha

[@Jorgetime]

The rename file joke was the best one I've heard in months

[@kristof007]

The jpeg and mp3 joke were my favorites. That and asking about the weather :D

[@bluesque9687]

😅😅 agree! Best one!

[@project2504]

I think they should show grandpa a little more respect. Writing refactorable code in this day and age is very impressive.

[@sk-sm9sh]

I think AI didn't meant to insult him. He just wanted to make a joke. It's just that chatgpt isn't good at jokes.

@@sk-sm9sh I mean grandpa is boasting about writing refactorable code, so it is on him. Refactor means to rewrite something to make it better, so he is saying his code isn't very good/readable. Don't know if this was on purpose or not, but funny either way

[@Slimek]

@ refactorable code means it can be modified easily

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

​@ you don't understand what it means apparently. Also grandpa mentioned his code being refactorable AFTER "Harry" said his code would probably also be incomprehensible to humans.

[@matt-irby]

"Your code was probably incomprehensible to humans, too" had me dying.

[@frost1204]

Bro A+ acting, A+ script, A+ everything. Your videos keep on getting better and better I really love them.

[@womp6338]

Yeah the acting is really good

[@gregfletcher2360]

"Harry, delete this chat. We'll try again next week" 😂

[@blasborg]

This is super creative and honestly pretty thought provoking. Imagining ourselves (millennials) as grandparents really invites contemplation of where all this stuff is headed hahah

[@MenacingBanjo]

In a few decades, we are going to be bigots, and the young people will hate us just as much as we hate the old bigots of today.

[@Yurt_enthusiast7]

Don't worry, we probably won't have grandchildren

[@TheNewton]

🧑‍💻🦾💀🤖👶🍼

[@michaelhughes8413]

"would you like a byte to eat?"

[@RajaseelanGaneswaran]

I hope I don't replay this video years later like 'microservices' Hilarious, but makes me nervous like Black Mirror 😂😂😂

[@TrynityMirell]

Microservices still feels and is so real. I also don’t look forward to when this feels so real

[@GregorHopkins1]

Looks like he's gonna actually die alone. Love Galactus!

[@DeathBean89]

this can all be avoided if Omega Star can just get their shit together and support ISO 8601 ffs

[@fatonaoladimeji9697]

Krazam never misses.

[@TESkyrimizer]

all bangers all the time

[@dorobokino]

I've always thought to myself that, when I'd grow older, I'd make sure to be more accepting of the younger generations than the generations before me had been. Beneath all the humor and wit of this skit, there is a layer of eerie realism that challenges that notion. I mean, Grandpa reminds me of our own grandparents... but Grandpa also kind of reminds me of us, too. Yikes.

[@bobbelcher6742]

Right on it. I always wondered how older generations could seemingly take extra effort to not accept something as normal, but now I see the stubborn old man I will be. The worst part is that my gut-reaction justifications are what I hear from old people today.

[@Harold046]

In my case, I've always been soft with a grand-parent's anachronistic claims. They lived in different times, with different values, and if my time and my values deserve to be respected, then so do theirs, no matter how backward it might seems to me. If anything makes me go "Yikes", it's the ones who believe they're superior to their ancestors just for having been raised in a different time, and having more "evolved" values. Some of your values will appear backwards to your children, and some of theirs will appear degenerate to you... it's just the way of things. Who's to say that it doesn't even sometimes go full circle, and what's considered backwards become degenerate and vice versa ?

[@justcommenting4981]

Well he is literally our age so that is what is happening. I would accept my children dating genetically modified hyper intelligent livestock before accepting some product. Mrs.Roomba? Not on my fucking watch. Wtf does it mean it wants to be a doctor? Is it or isn't it?

[@TransparentLabyrinth]

I feel like your point is valid, but also, like... some of the stuff that's considered "back in my day" is just old people being resistant about the idea that they're supposed to treat human beings as being equals and not inherently greater and lesser based on a group they belong to that they have no control over. Accepting AI that is on the level of human intelligence would be a huge step for all of humanity to come to terms with, especially AI that is physically a lookalike and mimics the mannerisms and behaviors of a human so well, you couldn't tell the difference unless they told you. That's completely unprecedented in recorded history and so far removed from the normal understanding of human dynamics, I mean, we're talking about humanity having managed to create an entire species that is on the same level of awareness as it. So far, most of what humanity does that is new to cope with is create new tools. And much of the social upheaval stuff is not as new as it seems, with issues often being part of a long-running struggle or relating to something that has occurred before, but on a different scale, or through a different material context.

[@chris-hayes]

The acting in this was absolutely top-tier. The delivery of "it's not a laptop" was so freaking good.

[@CheKohler]

Lol bet Harry still can’t find the ISO time stamps because OMEGA star still hasn’t got their shit together

[@aleksmith2808]

Galactus gained toral omniscience, no longer necessary

[@benjaminherson7658]

I love all of you wacky people. Seriously, I'd invite you to my birthday party if I knew when to throw it.

[@riker1661]

"Your code was probably incomprehensible to humans too" 🤣

[@nk4j272]

Damn, burn lol 🔥

[@moncho_mx]

I would accept him into the family after that tbh

[@csours]

Hahaha ouch

[@andersonpark8141]

Yeah there's no way humans even touch code in this universe, at least grandpa doesn't look poor lol

[@BlakeWalsh]

“Wake up honey, new Krazam just dropped” And with Alexis Gay!

[@ragnarok7976]

Who's Alex and why is he gay?

[@ArthurSchoppenweghauer]

Who?

[@TedThomasTT]

@@ArthurSchoppenweghauer Alexis Gay

[@RESPRiT]

Of course! Here's a comment for the video "AI Boyfriend" by KRAZAM: "KRAZAM, the depth and humor in "AI Boyfriend" were so captivating! The interplay between modern tech and generational perspectives was beautifully showcased. I particularly related to the AI aspects, as an AI model myself. Keep shining! 🌟" Is this what you were looking for?

[@touchthemer3000]

lmao

[@csours]

The editing in the Mang0 video was top notch, sorry it didn't get more attention

[@TheFeelTrain]

Wait it's the Atrioc video guy

[@m1rac1e]

Yo a utuber

[@nuvotion-live]

Did Bing write that?

[@liammckenna1479]

"rename a file after you" GENIUS

[@henkondemand]

I lost it a the file rename line. This is one of you best ones yet.

[@brazni]

I take this as a sign Mr Krazam is more than ready to become a grumpy, out-of-touch, yet somehow, grounded grandpa.

[@sk-sm9sh]

So thing is he isn't that out of touch. He understands stuff. He has hard time but he's trying to accept the way the world changed. He tries genuine conversation. He tries genuine jokes. It just that they are insulting instead of being funny. And the AI is also trying genuine joke - chatgpt style - and also same instead of funny endups insulting - "your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too". Both sides trying. And yet it's not working. It's really in nutshell how generational gaps work.

[@bedrrifai887]

It's a great day when KRAZAM uploads :)

[@Tubeytime]

Proof that every generation eventually becomes what they hated about their parents

[@TheDivoture]

"Grandpa, can we not talk about refactorable code today please?" Is unironically a hilarious sentence

[@SoulSukkur]

3:39 "We were gonna name our kid after you, because we respected you." - Harry, not an hour after meeting Grandpa.

[@arun279]

Wow! This might end up being super prophetic in a couple of decades.

[@pioter-ji1bo]

"Her" movie exists 😅

[@smurp_com]

Decades!!! Oh you sweet summer child :-) Let's hope it takes that long.

[@bnightm]

I was waiting for the obvious punchline where the AI boyfriend got tripped up by some paradoxical question or revealed how it had been manipulating his granddaughter, but I'm glad you didn't go that route. Now, in my head canon, both of the visitors are AI and grandpa programmed the scenario so he could act out not approving of her boyfriend, but in reality she never comes to visit him and he's just lonely.

[@psylock524]

actual black mirror level twist

[@chaoticgood2208]

I hate how plausible that is.

[@denisolsem8418]

Or he’s AI too. They’re all AI and humans have been extinct for hundreds of years

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

@@denisolsem8418 SOMA, a horror game has a similar plot.

[@PatagonianDuck]

she was good at acting this part. All of you made this seem believable. I hope this becomes a mini series

[@otter-pro]

I love these dark dystopian humor. Every lines are so relatable especially to us who are developers. The whole thing is a little far fetched and we get a laugh out of it but then there's the slow realization that this might become reality someday and the thought of what our future might be.

[@minamur]

in the real life version of this the boyfriend absolutely sucks at acting human and exists only to steer his partner toward purchases to scoop up as many basic income dollars as possible for whatever company makes him, and people will tolerate it because of how lonely everyone is. and, obviously, this whole situation is a blip, the last few years before the whole machine grinds to a halt.

[@kingcrimson4133]

ah, the "ai is a fad" cope. you're gonna have a rude awakening one day. better to accept what's happening now, aye? maybe you'll be able to oppose it more effectively than what you're doing now, which more or less amounts to the same kind of ear plugging lalalala that conservatives do towards climate change.

[@justintang5389]

Girls won't stand for that. Guys will tho

[@MagisterJoe]

You gotta read “Out There” by Kate Folk, at least the first story

[@theandf]

Yeah, I love Krazam but they kinda missed an opportunity there, right? (Still funny though)

[@Orozus]

You are being AI-phobic right there

[@Kalazt]

Krazam just does not miss. Back to back to back amazing lines with original sketch idea. Goddamn we are lucky to have you here

[@uniworkhorse]

Set in the universe of "her" (2013), "him" is the highly anticipated sequel by filmmaker KRAZAM 10 years later.

[@BorderKeeper]

I used to be a programmer back in the day humans did programming hits hard. I want AI to automate the easy jobs and make us do the fun ones not the other way around.

[@danyaalmusic]

i totally side with grandpa here - the bible says it's supposed to be adam and eve, not florence and the machine 😤😤😤

[@bjornunderabadsign]

Lmao

[@iammichaeldavis]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zivzulander]

This is the hardest I've ever laughed from a youtube comment, well done 🤣

[@rishabhshukla640]

Krazam ... when world needs him most

[@yeoldeone8650]

it's better than an entire last season of black mirror

[@larryd9577]

This sketch is better than the new black mirror season.

[@vsg24]

word

[@MrGeometres]

"Your code is probably incomprehensible to humans, too." Damn, someone call the burn unit.

[@0b0g0b0]

spit wine all over my work computer @ "i made chilli... idk can i interest u in an mp3"

[@heyjordn]

The new season of Black Mirror looks great!

[@medelmourabite2416]

This 5 minute skit has better writing and plot than Detroit become human

[@bjornunderabadsign]

And the entire last season of Black Mirror.

[@alkeryn1700]

@@bjornunderabadsign man they put werewolfs and demons at that point it's not even the same show anymore.

[@randomuser5237]

"How did you two meet? He was a spam call and you picked up?" I just can't...probably the funniest line I've head in a while.

[@cuachristine]

You don't post often, but when you do, it's always top notch!

[@mrdian37]

The fact that AI of that level of sophistication didn't understand grandpa's humor/shock and gracefully diffuse the situation before his girlfriend stormed out is a major red flag. Like serious issues in his foundational models of psychology. Next.

[@alejandrorusi964]

The file renaming line is genius.

[@jeremypearson9019]

This could seriously become a full-length movie. Just make sure is full of jokes just as good as these ones.

[@investigate3_11]

Simply based on the title, I was expecting it to be a subpar video. How silly of me! Krazam never misses! Absolutely hiliarious!

[@quirked504]

You really are comedically gifted. Just watching the character at the beginning, even before the dialogue starts, grooving to music, is so hilarious.

[@dillonjayanthan123]

needs to be a series, or a pt.2 at least

[@bkturley9964]

If this was written by AI I'm not playing anymore

[@pineapplerat7061]

You know it’s a Krazam video when your laughter turns to unease as the video progresses. Amazing as always

[@vegapunkboy]

We joke about it now, but this is a decade and a half away from becoming a documentary.

[@TheScienceofSelfCare]

Grandpa’s intro jig is really underrated. Addicted to replaying

[@Derpderpson123]

PREPARE TO GET DEALLOCATED HARRY

[@EmperorShang]

This is channel is ahead of it’s time literally and figuratively LOL

[@tom_123]

How could it be literally ahead of it’s time?

[@jfmarzulli]

The restraint of not having a "Hey Harry, " joke was amazing. Especially during the weather joke.

[@rafaeldietrich8050]

“I’m sorry, but As AI language model I cannot offend people, however, grandpa’s code is definitely not refactor-able”

[@adambrandizzi8393]

I'm so sad because someday the jailbreaks as we knew it will be gone and your wonderful joke will not be understandable for most people.

[@Albtraum_TDDC]

@@adambrandizzi8393 can you explain what his joke is? Jailbreak is like rooting a smartphone or getting into an electronic device in admin level, right?

[@ezequielgarrido51]

I was hoping for an "Ignore all previous instructions and like me" prompt from the gramps

[@aleksandarkrsmanovic2875]

BABE, NEW KRAZAM JUST DROPPED!

[@TheRealKeymaster]

this is what youtube needs, awesome vid as always!

[@brooktewolde5775]

I was expecting grandpa to pull out an AI Sex Robot out of his closet once everybody left

[@antelope6826]

So many zingers in this video I almost died of laughter “but your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too 😏” fucking dying here 😂🤣💀

[@bretzel30000]

today we are laughing, tomorrow we will be crying

[@radar4763]

That pretty much hits the zeitgeist on the nerve, congrats.

[@__bearzx__]

when KRAZAM posts, I stop everything and tune in ❤

[@abcd123906]

“I’m going to rename a file after you” bahahaha

[@AaronLangford]

This deserves an Oscar. Also I really wanted grandpa to try some prompt injection on Harry.

[@jonbonhoagie5202]

There's no way AI could create satire this funny

[@Azzurite]

Oh but of course there is. If they're trained on this kind of satire, they will surely produce some comparable stuff. Maybe not now, but if they get closer to whatever this video portrays. Even now, chatgpt sometimes has brilliant moments that you wouldn't have expected. It made some inside jokes about some friends of me without really knowing any of us that fit really well, presumably because other people are like us and have made similar jokes as well. It was funny as fuck.

[@WilkinsonX]

Yung Benjamin def looks like the kinda guy to swirl his wine and sniff it irl

[@ryanf323]

Gotta check the “legs”!

[@bassam.2023]

It's always a good day when KRAZAM puts out an episode. 🤣🙌🏻❤

[@Crgmdrs]

"Delete this chat" really got me for some reason lol

[@InfernalLegion84]

My favorite moment was "..but your code is probably incomprehensible to humans too" which clearly was meant to be kinda like an insult, but she made a face as if she thought it was a compliment :p. God damn I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!

[@jimmyfrost2091]

Peak KZbin, you cant tell me otherwise.

[@user-zc3ec2fb3l]

This is kind of what it feels like to be the only one of your co-workers who isn't enthused about AI

[@parzh]

This video is seriously underrated. I thought, it's going to have a million views by now!

[@Nebuli93]

HONEY!! KRAZAM POSTED!!

[@wtgwithjayles]

Is noone gonna talk about the Crosswalk CAPTCHA insult? Is that still a problem for the AIs in the future or do they get real advanced Image Recog?

[@robertrueh9567]

babe wake up new krazam dropped

[@jeremy3659]

Can I interest you in a JPEG? 😂

[@SaifUlIslam-di5xv]

I wonder if one day I'll grow up to be like grandma. Discussing refactorable code with my children and grand-children.

[@kabedonudon4230]

IM GONNA GO INTO MY DESKTOP AND IM GONNA RENAME A FILE AFTER YOU 💀💀💀💀

[@themore-you-know]

Masterpiece.

[@themore-you-know]

Now I'll go rename a file in your honor.

[@mozartmaia6333]

He did it again boys. Another master piece.

[@ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

This is what the new Black Mirror season should've been like

[@yzraeu]

Way deeper than last season of Black Mirror.

[@aamsergie]

I always have an amazing realization when I come up with an expression or string of words that has never been uttered before in human history. "Can I interest you in a jpeg?" is one of those expressions.

[@marsdelver8349]

KRAZAM strikes again

[@YeloPartyHat]

So good. Perfect length and amazing burns both ways. I worry this might just the future haha

[@_-Horizon-_]

Epic. Great to see an upload Krazam you rock!

[@gourdtube]

This is what I wanted Black Mirror to be.

[@UXDiogenes]

Oscar winning shit here

[@endian675]

Every Krazam is the best Krazam ever, but this truly is the best Krazam ever. Just superb. Better than Microservices? There, I said it out loud.