Air Travel

[@justjack78]

this is great! and so true. i have been a flight attendant for 25 years, and this guy hit the nail on the head. i wish we could show this on the plane, and throughout the airports!

[@illwill1991]

I'll tell you why people rush the gate at boarding time. It's because you people always overbook the flight. Which should be fucking illegal! How does that even happen huh? It's not as if a fucking construction crew comes in between each flight to add or remove seats. The plane has had the same amount of seats It's always had since the fucking day it was built! What are you worried that some people won't show up? Who gives a fuck?! You already have their money you greedy fucking bastards!!

[@ChadMichaelSimon]

His ability to talk about a standup standard like air travel and make it pure gold is astounding. Every comic - EVERY comic - has a an airplane bit. It's the most low-hanging universal topic fruit. His masterful, animated, hyperbolic delivery transforms anything into an adventure. Yes. The epitome of hyperbole. :-D

[@Pikespeak86]

I've been a huge fan of Brian Regan for years...and I sincerely hope that he's having the same impact on newer listeners as he did on me. I STILL quote many of his lines in social situations, and borrow many of his vocal mannerisms when telling stories. His material is pure gold 😂

[@scootdaws25]

His facial expressions and voice inflections are terrific.

[@vincefarrell862]

"The coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport...concourse "C"!!!!😊

[@SS-Tommy]

I don't know how anyone cannot like this. It's fantastic.

[@mariadauria8954]

This is the last helicopter out of Vietnam …… I’m crying 😂😂

[@cpmow831]

I hear this in his voice whenever I fly

[@deannamayville7176]

😂😂😂😂

[@Chynabethley011]

😂😂 Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from

[@243wayne1]

@@Chynabethley011 ALWAYS enjoy your material Brian! Saw you at the Fargo Theater 20 years ago or so... Prior to that..."The big yellow one is the sun!" That is what launched your career and made you my favorite comedian from that point forward! Thank you sir.

[@daveversion2.2]

OMG……so funny

[@chestermarcol3831]

Brian Regan is the GOAT. He makes standup comedy look absolutely effortless. He and Norm MacDonald (rip) are/were on a completely different level.

[@iowanwendigo746]

6:02 "I'm embarrassed to be human." "I WANNA GET ON!" "You're gonna get on." "I WANT TO GET ON BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!" "Why?" Brian is right. Being a human is embarrassing.

[@wufongtanwufong5579]

One of the late great Norm MacDonald's favourite comedians.

[@elleryholmes2098]

“you let us know when you’re all set, captain you planet.”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toolittletoolate3917]

The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.

[@joebuckaroo82]

I was on an American airline to the Republic of China and our aircraft had just landed. The flight attendant had gotten on the speaker to tell everyone to remain seated until to the gate. You’d think that she had said to stand up in unison, fight over positioning to grab their 900 pounds of luggage and bum rush the door.

[@christieprescott5450]

“Close that curtain, I don’t want to see them!!” 😂😂

[@Chynabethley011]

😂😂 sure you don't. Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from

[@Animorphs82]

"I was wishing you'd have one of them left wishing apon a star!" LOL

[@michaelr2526]

Upon...

[@dillondiemert4401]

"Bring me the head of a Pig 🐖" 😆

[@crashburn3292]

"Sit scuzz. Wait little piggies." American Airlines, coach, PTSD flashbacks.

[@niltomega2978]

Omg I could not contain my laughter watching this at work!

[@magnuscroify]

There are lots of great, "smart" comedians dealing with more adventurous subject matter, but there is just no one who, when they are ON, at the top of their craft, can approach Regan's hilarity.

[@reneedavis8775]

Absolutely great comedian...love you!

[@fman4234]

Every once in a while I gotta watch this… drying my eyes out as I speak 😢 and life is good again.

[@flex10]

Classic. One of the best.

[@rickcaravaggio5004]

He is so super hilarious! One of the very best!

[@thefernpersonwoahg]

i wish i was alive and sentient 16 years ago, all the funny people were there back then

[@Zarni-fv2fj]

He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.

[@christieprescott5450]

“You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”

[@Chynabethley011]

😂😂

[@amandachwa211]

"Bring me a head of a pig" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rheaandnicdaw4356]

he is soooo funny and a clean comedian.

[@WatchtowerHunter]

“It comes with a turnip and a spork” and “you have this much room and you have a dead yak”; I am listening to this in an airport lounge and laughing so hard I’m crying. 😂

[@edwardcossa875]

This is the 20 th time I’ve watched this n I’m still keeling over laughing👍

[@djfrank68]

I worked for an airline for years. I can relate to all this. 😁

[@sherry2313]

Same here! Oh the stories I have as a flight attendant.

[@augustwest4233]

Wishin'...Wishin upon a star. 😂😂😂

[@CB-ke7eq]

3:57 Gervais just stole this bit for his recent Netflix special.

[@Animatokid]

THIS guy is HILARIOUS!

[@maximusmeridius2306]

“They have fiddles in the over head rack up there”😂😂

[@ThunderPants13]

I find cold fish head eaten with a spork to be a refreshing change from my usual culinary routine.

[@anyviolet]

"Bring me the head of a pig!" LOL

[@BenEnlet29]

This is comedy at its purest form

[@elainemorris4806]

I love Brian Regan!

[@nathanhuffines]

Where was you?

[@Chynabethley011]

Mars I think 😂

[@kennethfagan9738]

Sad but very true. So many people are morons. Brian is a master at making it funny. He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@marlow769]

The info “ricocheting” off their foreheads - BAHAHAHAHA

[@davidbrun9197]

That was great 😂

[@tailedgates9]

"We're makin money RIGHT NOW." XD

[@eckelrock]

0:32 He sounds a lot like Heisenberg!

[@deekaye9403]

Hey! Where was you? Where was you at!? Lol

[@DavidGonzales-dm4pg]

Hahaha I love Brian! This special is one of my all time favorites!

[@niltomega2978]

Hilarious!

[@harry8097]

Nailed it!

[@nikkilama00]

omg middle seat sucks! once i got stuck in the middle and the 2 ppl on my sides were both sleepin and i had to get to the restroom sooooo bad

[@marynarkunas4199]

So accurate!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Chynabethley011]

Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

[@zodarian6705]

Can you imagine a holiday meal with him and his brother oh my God🤣

[@user-dp2or9it3d]

So true still today

[@ricardofranciszayas]

He’s a genius

[@happyhollee596]

He is soo funny

[@fairfld91]

brian regan rocks!

[@davidcowan4705]

I have a migraine now from laughing so hard.

[@vincefarrell862]

This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.

[@felixgayming5680]

ITS FUN TO FLY ✈ ✈

[@chrispile3878]

I'll bet Brian was a hoot in high school.

[@hermit6208]

"Would you like a nice cold fish head?"

[@jothivasu40]

awesome.

[@koolkittykat04]

LOL i was laughing my head off! XD

[@sargentrowell81]

The next Jim Carrey ladies and gentlemen! LMFAO!!!

[@Yahootie]

sargentrowell81 Brian has been performing since the late 70's

[@aceofspades9785]

sargentrowell81 please don’t disgrace Brian by mentioning that piece of shit jim carrey in the same sentence

[@jazzie45678]

hey we r gettin' covered by a tarp

[@matthewmorgan6814]

I like how Brian Regan morphed into Bill Hicks

[@subramaniansundararaman2277]

it is true while airline travelling . funny and makes us to laugh. but happens.

[@rt94103]

Hilarious indeed.

[@Eric2221]

LMAO...its all true...and guess which flight attendant i am lol *rolls eyes*....i cant wait to use the tunnel vision thing :-P

[@B.e.n.10]

He is so funny

[@rroge5]

i might not be oging to america any time soon

[@brucep9729]

Yes Brian, people are stupid! Now more than ever

[@acordu]

Dallas Improv?

[@mauricedegroff5669]

Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps

[@toypupanbai3544]

Numbers 1 thro' 5: the TSA. " 6 thro' 8: other passengers. " 9, lost/ mislaid/ damaged, baggage. and 10? Your choice!

[@Demonslayer232]

It's funny because it's true!

[@danfuntimes181]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MarianneBuckley-s9m]

He nails it. Soo true

[@andrej1659]

"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus" Romans 3:23-24

[@TheRiverweasel09]

Shut up

[@andrej1659]

@@TheRiverweasel09 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.” 1Cor.1:18

[@jjryan1352]

Now THAT'S funny.

[@andrej1659]

@@jjryan1352 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.” 1Cor.1:18

[@jjryan1352]

@@andrej1659 who wrote that? You don't even know. Follow of Saul the Jew

[@Ela-eh3hm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GailStrom]

It’s fun to fly!

[@thegravellesstraveled2320]

Turnip and a spork 🤣

[@EWolaver18]

😊q

[@richsoar2009]

As long as he is getting funny....

[@matthewd.3550]

😂

[@user-wr6rc9ye2l]

Please translate into Japanese.💞

[@turkial-saleem4873]

lol

[@aureliocabrera3278]

But everyone loves First Class . I bet he does too travels First Class it is only a extra 90.00 USD to upgrade at the Airport so check in early .

[@philipberger1287]

meh

[@leereedeastern1]

not that funny

[@Yahootie]

Kristen L. Reed is too.

[@B.e.n.10]

Lol