Airports really be like that🤨🤣 🎤: Nate Bargatze

[@stand_up3]

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[@blacksapphire3168]

какого хуя ТУТ РЕКЛАМА ТИНЬКА?

[@Jacob42086]

Scammer

[@sceletonplay2564]

Heck no! Tinkoff reached America!! It's quite surprising to me, as Russian girl living in Russia

[@razorsharp8912]

@@sceletonplay2564 it hasn’t. The author of the video is probably from our country Но оформи карточку, принеси часть России-Мамы в штаты..

[@sceletonplay2564]

@@razorsharp8912 🤣👍

[@pacifistcowboy]

the casual delivery works so well for this omg

[@joshoowa]

Ya Nate’s the king of casual delivery

[@tmasst07]

Facts. His delivery and not over selling made the situation go from fun to hilarious

[@田桃-c7g]

it's like he's talking to friends. also this is bothering me what tf is your icon

[@pacifistcowboy]

@@田桃-c7g my icon?

[@田桃-c7g]

@@pacifistcowboy profile picture

[@Abj0609]

True story: I went to high school with twins named Nathan and Nathaniel. The guard clearly met these twins.

[@sirslickrock]

Damn that’s lazy on the part of the parents.

[@Abj0609]

@@sirslickrock Facts

[@koffz-nl2118]

Ain't those two very separate names though?

[@charlesbronson2926]

Have you ever seen them in the same room before?

[@natashanathaniel.blevins6285]

I have a brother named Jonathan and a brother named Nathaniel. Both go by Nathan I don’t know what my parents expected like yeah one was going to go by John and the other one was gonna go by Nate it was a 50-50 percent chance and they both missed.

[@isismartin]

"...you can see the leap that we took to get from one to the other??? "😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@alyspehling4612]

“theses names don’t match” “they match.” “they’re not the same” “they’re the same.”

[@jesusfreake14]

I worked for an international airline. We were not allowed to check in passengers if the ticket name did not match the passport. It's a security issue and it was a big hassle when we had to call the customer service line for the passengers. Not a rule the airlines have, it's something that comes from security and CBP.

[@ericleenerts]

​@@jesusfreake14- but they match....

[@jesusfreake14]

@eric leenerts not by law. If the passport says nathaniel but the ticket says nathan, it is not the same. It has to match exactly or the government does not let you fly. It's to ensure there is not identity fraud and whatnot. We had a couple people who had to fly back to the country they came from because the paperwork didn't match

[@katymvt]

@@ericleenerts But they don't. Nathan, Nathaniel. Different. 3 letters different.

[@ericleenerts]

@@katymvt - did you not watch the video? that's the punchline....

[@chelseapthib36]

"He cannot find out that people call me "Nate" at this point" 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣

[@MrsNicolas]

That was my favorite part 🤣

[@Mattormus]

Yes, thats what he said in the video. Thank you for repeating it for people who can't hear the video, or read the subtitles. 🤓😬

[@chelseapthib36]

@@Mattormus aweee, you're welcome 😊

[@MrsNicolas]

@@Mattormus That's what people do in the comments, they repeat their favorite part of the video. 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

[@jvhgigfutbol]

“…100% face” 😂

[@culpepperly]

With 70% of the name matching and 100% face, that's 170%...gotta love New Math

[@piggynatorcool668]

math 2

[@biffin1123]

You know 78% of people suck at math. The other 55% does standup. 🧐

[@culpepperly]

Those are some mathy math Skills!

[@McBehrer]

and then when you add KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX

[@lexinicole4317]

Congratulations, you understood part of the joke

[@brycewinchode]

His delivery is amazing. This is an example of a joke that would bomb if it was told by some one else

[@barncaleboy]

what you said is funny because his joke's context is in the airport

[@Vexcron]

@@barncaleboy never mind I need to read a book as a dummy doo-doo head brb

[@GojoGunning]

True

[@Jinsoku440]

@@barncaleboy *rimshot

[@june3149]

no shit Sherlock.

[@iqiyi1928]

"if you guys just wanna shoot him from over there" bro that made me laugh so much

[@johanswede8200]

Incredible...from over there...

[@BEAUTYnIQ]

same . lol

[@TheReaIestOne]

They won't, he's white.🤣

[@JakeFish5058]

They might have toshoot him 3 times

[@fullfungo]

Americans ☕️🧐

[@hughesga1745]

"But they match .. Right 'pauses' sucks lip" so subtle but had me dying

[@Superpellexl]

I like that observation, agreed, really makes the joke better 😄

[@wind10miko]

😂😂😂😂

[@themanwhosoldtheworld2125]

It's the casual delivery it's on point

[@marckhachfe1238]

His comedic timing and delivery are impeccable

[@marksmith161]

DID IT!? DID IT HAVE YOU DYING? I wish

[@palladium607]

His deadpan delivery is spot on. I absolutely adore this kind of humor

[@plainnvanilla]

Sorry I'm just imagining "Go home" "That's what I'm trying to do!"

[@nickniehaus1763]

LMAO STOP

[@_mayuu2335]

Holy fuck missed opportunity

[@seganaleqa]

That was my first thought too! 😹

[@awsumedog]

Exactly my point. Who gives a f if the names don’t match to a tee

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

@@awsumedog they care bc of “safety reasons” but in this case I’d say the airport employee was being a bit excessive lol

[@JenniferJohnson-jt8eb]

I friggin' LOVE Nate/Nathan/Nathaniel ❣️

[@JenniferJohnson-jt8eb]

@valap_ All 3 embodied in 1 magnificent comedian 😂

[@natechenry]

Love you too

[@ciarajames5483]

yeah he's funny and irresistible!

[@nathanmichaelson214]

@@natechenryI second the motion.

[@app1mxh]

I went through this applying for Real ID at DMV

[@ScottyBoyPea]

He’s making a joke from it but it is without a doubt a real world problem hahaha

[@ScottyBoyPea]

Lady at the DMV asked me once if I really paid $100 for that car and I was like yeah, totally. Her face says she knew

[@steve_the_springtails]

I actually really fucking hate the fact they call it a "real id" because that's implying my current ID is fake. Not to mention they say you can't go into federal buildings without one but I garentee if you committed a federal crime they'd drag your ass in there with or without the real ID so what's even the point then?

[@Depl0rable10]

@@ScottyBoyPea I'm sure they know. It's pretty common and the lady probably did it herself at some point

[@snakevenom4954]

@@ScottyBoyPea They go by the blue book anyways. They knew people would do that

[@CarlosMontesBby]

To me, he's always had a drunk guy delivery lmao

[@LeOhm00]

PO

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

@@LeOhm00 The panda ?

[@ThBlueSalamander]

Lol nice

[@_JustJoe]

@@Idontknowwhattowrite150 💀

[@Idontknowwhattowrite150]

@@_JustJoe what ?

[@ohword5235]

Bro your absolute emotionless face has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@FlossyClossy]

"What I think is going to help is the picture on the I.D.- something that I've always loved that they did."🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Argonaut121]

Great piece of writing. Beautifully delivered.

[@Randy.Bobandy]

Yes, that was a joke in the clip we just watched.

[@FlossyClossy]

​@Randy.Bobandy Yep, just stating that this was incredibly funny. If you pass the vibe check with ANY video or post, someone is bound to post something they find funny, interesting, or a quote from the video. Just sayin...

[@jackeline02]

I remember watching him a few years back and I was in tears from laughing so much. He’s one of my top favorite comedians.

[@BSXUS]

Im just amazed by how perfect his haircut is, im jealous.

[@wat5709]

It’s literally just a normal haircut lmao what is so special about it

[@fleaflicker1451]

It truly is coifed to perfection, slight fade, the subtle grey then flows nicely with the groomed beard. Damn Unai, you made me realize hes truly quite handsome!😄

[@wat5709]

@@fleaflicker1451 y’all are gay. Like I understand admiring another man because he’s handsome, but who tf pays that close attention analyzing another guy’s features?

[@freerights6695]

@@wat5709 lol fr

[@TTInfiniteGaming]

nice v taper brah

[@aprylb.3718]

Hahahahahaha, " Something I always loved that they did" that part had my laughing so hard..

[@phils821]

I wish he finished with "What's your name" And the clerk answers "Stephen,.. but you can call me steve"

[@mdharward22]

On that note, you should see the whole bit.

[@D-Dollie]

You should watch the ending lol

[@timewontstop4864]

😂😂 "Or Steph"

[@Nabiyah1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kinobambino]

Why would he want a stranger to call him by his nickname

[@Sandra-wj4on]

I love: "What I think is gonna help a ton is the picture on the ID, something that I've always love that they did ..." 😂😂😂

[@bartlett247]

Oh man he hit him with the Scott Steiner math at the end. Undefeatable 130% of the time.

[@larrylamb3480]

I just loved that new math of 170% ! I burst out laughing and yes his monotone delivery is so funny as if it's all just aatter of fact !

[@shmarpRL]

Bruh Nate is literally hilarious. I love the joke about a mountain trail he went on.

[@shmarpRL]

@Tim Powell Nate Bargatze

[@javieracosta5528]

This was the first skit I ever saw of Nate’s and I’ve been laughing ever since.

[@ohtedros9969]

The way he's delivering is killing me

[@danielpotts9622]

This Is Such an Underrated set... Standing Ovation My Good Sir 😂🤣🤣🙏🙌🥸😎170%🤣🤣

[@falastinefreedom]

“You should go home” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@missmahinay5297]

I loved his delivery! It’s my type of humor! 💛

[@christopherflannery5034]

The reaction he did at the beginning explaining the bag checkers reaction cracked me up😂

[@chrismuckleroy5475]

So funny! No loud noises or weird facial expressions. Just raw hilariousness! Keep doing what ya doing

[@normagordon1375]

Nate is too cool, freaking funny!!! And that deadpan face? Priceless... I love this dude and he never ever cusses 💯❤️🔥🔥🔥

[@stupidthefish1979]

“They’re Not the same” “But they are”

[@RNicknackpaddywhack]

Why didn’t he just buy the ticket using his full legal name? Isn’t this common knowledge?

[@markyd4547]

My god...

[@Dayone-og]

Thanks god i though i was the only one thinking that

[@cutienerdgirl]

​@@Dayone-og In the full comedy show, he said he tried to change his name on the Delta airlines site to his full legal name, but it never works.

[@MaryEStewart]

You wouldn't believe how many people do this even to us nurses. 😔 we don't have time for that. Names are there for a reason. I correct it. And then will call you what you want me to call you with ZERO problem.

[@jh1328]

IMO this is his best bit - it’s so well-worked, and his delivery is incredible.

[@yashbelekar1956]

who asked u? u the expert of what? gtfo

[@mayle2010]

They did that to my aunt, which made her miss her flight. Her ticket had only the initial of her middle name while her license had it spelled out 😠

[@cooperbrackett4556]

Same thing to my mom difference between Lori and Lora

[@kjcorder]

@@cooperbrackett4556 those are two different names though

[@JoshDrakePendora]

Yeah that’s fault on the security, especially since almost all of these places, if you call to get verification beforehand about that exact circumstance, will tell you “yeah you’re fine don’t worry”

[@Sonofsun.]

Ugh stupids

[@k.p.n.1804]

Then she should have bought her ticket with the name matching her license, not what her friends call her. It isn't rocket science people, wtf how stupid are you.

[@holylaci7539]

Shit dats brutal

[@DustinIsDriving]

You can see the leap we took to get here 😂☠️

[@ashwinprem4080]

Tony: “your math is blowing my mind”

[@LLucky1944]

His delivery is the ABSOLUTE. best!!!!!

[@NormalCardBoardBoxes]

“The names don’t matched up” Matching Photo ID-“Am I a joke to you??”

[@SPYgirl199812]

I went through this because I have two first names and my mom randomly added a dash for lols It's just a dash

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Are your two names Neige-Kennedy?

[@ad9633]

@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 it's actually Ne-ige but they have probably shortened it to Neige

[@SPYgirl199812]

This is not my real name And I won't say it because it's super specific and someone could definitely find me from one search 😂

[@Dillon000]

Man he executed this joke so well, had me laughing loudly

[@barbsugrue5573]

Nate, Nathaniel, Nathan- you are the icing on the comedy cake! You never disappoint!

[@mikeym1479]

Insane delivery. This guy has real talent!

[@yungdisney]

Anyone know his full name?

[@GP-gt4bo]

The dead pan face with searing sarcasm 😭💀💀💀💀

[@aneleh6]

Isn’t it common knowledge though to put the exact name from your passport in for tickets??

[@bobowon5450]

Maybe. But good customer service would be able to correct for these kinds of minor mistakes. If the system is so fragile that this is all it takes to end a flight then it should probably be changed.

[@aneleh6]

@@bobowon5450 yes, but crossing country or state borders is a sensitive matter in politics and security. So it is only fair to be strict and precise when it comes to checking people and documents in my opinion. And everyone should be able to follow the clear instructions to put their official name down to book a flight. But maybe that is my swiss brain talking.

[@Bosihiov]

@@bobowon5450 It’s not complicated to put your full legal name down. Just follow the rules. Safety and security come before “customer service”.

[@bobowon5450]

@@Bosihiov once you know enough about security procedures you know that many of these procedures aren't really a big deal. It wouldn't be any more dangerous to let nate who's I'd says Nathaniel into an airport. So you might as well air in the side of good customer service for this one

[@MiciFee97]

@@bobowon5450 i dont think it has to do anything with good customer service. Yes maybe when showing your booking and everything you can change the name and say it was out of habbit. But I always put all my names on documents that require seeing my passport afterwards

[@Laugh_loopshorts]

“But they match right” 😂

[@chrisez3188]

As someone named Christopher but goes by Chris I feel this struggle

[@christopherlittle6606]

The struggle is definitely real. Even worse that I decided to make my legal signature Chris instead of Christopher lol

[@christopherthompson5400]

Always gotta sing that full legal name otherwise bureaucrats gonna make a big deal outta nothin

[@OuchMouse1]

I may not be a Chris, but I am a Nathanial

[@adamsmith1306]

U must be kidding right? They cant make the leap with Christopher and Chris??

[@darkplacescouk]

I am Christopher known as Chris to my friends, but security are not your friends so use your full name on ID and life will be easy.

[@DrewBelieves]

Lmao uggggh I totally get it. My dude I used to work in a check cashing place and compliance would come down on our stores for shit as little as that. It’s so annoying, and it makes me feel uncomfortable giving customers a hard time over things like this

[@imofage3947]

When your boarding agent isn't qualified to pick his nose.

[@b0ligoma]

"Shoot him from over there" 🤣🤣

[@christinahenningson7843]

So this one night....In Grand Rapids, Mi....I was staying at my sons house....his wife and baby boy had gone to bed...I am thinking my son would be going to bed soon and I would get some of my "reality" tv time in before bed...ha!....my son, however sits back down and says..."MOM!" "OK!"...."HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NATE BARGATZE!?!?" {I had no clue, and had no chance to respond before he pulled up and started playing one of Nates stand-ups...} ...This dude is freakin hilarious! His sense of humor is so raw and on point to real life situations....but his straight-faced humor makes it that much more hilarious....LOVE THIS GUY, ONE OF MY FAVORITES!.... So my son goes to bed....I was up til about 4am watching Nate's videos....... Highly recommend!!!! Waiting for him to come to GR, or at least a little closer than Chicago.....And Yes, I am hoping Nate and his Team sees this....I bet they would have an amazing turnout in GR!!!! 😊 - Christina, Saranac MI....20 min from GR

[@dominicbuck3744]

“😮‍💨 just go home, stay under the radar. Lock your doors, shut your curtains and pray that your phone doesnt ring in the middle of the night.”

[@conservativepineapples6203]

The king of comedy!

[@johnbobbypringle]

I love it when I see a short clip from a stand up comic and their humour makes me want to watch more of their content.

[@mikeshipman2483]

Nate has that whole Jason Bateman vibe in Horrible Bosses 😆......"But they match"

[@jpresso-x8i]

This is great!!

[@crystalm4324]

I KNOW right … this happened when they spelled my daughters name wrong once! I’m like, I can verify that IS my daughter…. I am literally her previous address!

[@MrsMuffin11]

underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@FanaticBLoB]

Sorry but how can you misspell the name of your daughter?

[@Larryplaysguitar]

His delivery and timing is flawless

[@umairjohnny920]

That's cool but have they turned u away because they used e in ur name instead of a. Imagine being fkd by a vowel. 😄

[@Fennetic]

If I were to get fked by a vowel then I'd probably choose "O" so I can put my dik in it. No one likes "A" because A's like a loli with that tight ass hole

[@ChicoTunda]

To be fair I would be MORE worried that only one letter was off, that’s an immediate red flag.

[@umairjohnny920]

@@ChicoTunda i mean they issue the boarding passes, they issue the tickets.... so it's kinda on them... right?

[@booknerdjebbi5037]

@@ChicoTunda lol spoken like someone who doesn't know the struggle. Anybody with an "ethnic" name is used to having letters added or missing because people don't bother to dubbel-check and the spelling for them is difficult in the West. If Kevin becomes Kivin people would notice but who's gonna notice the difference between Umar and Umair?

[@ChicoTunda]

​@@booknerdjebbi5037 Ok sure, but you're still the one booking a ticket, so it's up to you to match your name to your ID

[@charlenegriffis5900]

His delivery is spot on every single time!

[@LivingTreeCarpentry]

Government employees can't make the stretch! Totally happens to me all the time!

[@strategygalactic]

It's not that they can't. It's that they are disallowed to do so.

[@dodgek5270]

Every official document doesn't allow this also. You can't put your nickname in your passport, school application, plane ticket, contract. It's to avoid a chance for confusion and a bigger problem.

[@chrise.321]

It's not about "making the stretch" like we're idiots. It's about flying, banking, jobs, taxes, school, etc., dealing with people in a legal or official capacity, verifying your identity. Save your nicknames for friends & family.

[@twisterak47]

That 170% got me 🤣

[@TosereOjeme]

Airports are lenient then, I proctor exams as a per time job, if such a scenario occurs, he’s definitely not writing that exam whether his picture or signature matches on the passport.

[@MaxPower-vf8kt]

They aren’t this lenient. It’s just good comedy. Airlines are quite serious about your names matching to keep people from circumventing the “No-Fly,” list. The list is quite extensive, if they started including “shortened names,” everyone will be getting flagged. But there’s an added factor when you travel internationally, the airline must send, at minimum one hour prior to departure, a complete list of full names/DOB/nationality, of all arrivals (including staff). That’s why airlines verify your ticket info matches your passport, and you have a valid passport, because they are responsible for “Bring You into a country.” If they failed to do their part correctly, aside from the fines, they are also responsible to bring you home, if denied entry.

[@rrominan]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

[@Trobtwillis]

I ❤ all 3 of these comics. Nathaniel Nathan & Nate.

[@skbnvacaville]

“Phfooo this is not gonna be good”😂😢😢

[@skylar1108]

This joke is like a ritual to me. I come here every once in a while to clean my mind.

[@WhyForWhatNow]

Just been watching Nate's bits and loving them, *only to realise I fell in love with the dude after I heard this bit* 😂

[@karanjoshi2662]

Joke's good but you gotta use your name folks, it's just documentation.

[@Moonpixh]

I know is a joke but I'm with you on this one... who changes their name when doing paperwork? of course they would suspect...

[@BlondeQtie]

some names have special characters and you are not allowed to use them lol. my id says „müller“ but no international form takes „ü“, so i use the official „ue“ instead, which is legal and fine and international people get confused and fine me 😆

[@karanjoshi2662]

@@BlondeQtie i mean your case is understandable but I don't think majority will have special characters in their names on ID. Even so my condolences for your trouble bro 😂.

[@TanNguyen510]

You do paperworks to check in bags?

[@Stephenc35753]

It's a joke... it probably didn't even actually happen, he wrote the joke...

[@stuartanderson6785]

His delivery is perfect

[@markstover7701]

The 170 percent had me rolling

[@aarontippery4176]

The king of deadpan delivery

[@cheecheetara]

I was with my husband for about 6 years before I found out his name was Giuseppe not Joseph. I was like honey everything, your license your social security card it all says Joseph!! But your birth certificate disagrees. “Yeah that’s my name in Italian what is the problem. It’s the same name.” I had to write an entire essay with the passport application. 😮 I also have one aunt I told this story to that INSISTS on calling him Giuseppe now…

[@noirekuroraigami2270]

it would suck if his name was Guillermo

[@lorenzofalorni3961]

Yeah wait till he finds out Jack Smith and John Smith are the same

[@MattBnl2ih]

I…..what?!?

[@MattBnl2ih]

OI WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[@mugenmugen6556]

Honestly one of the funniest things ive ever heard and idk why lol

[@pablocastilloiii9913]

I get that!!! My names Pablo but I go by Paul. People will look at the names a few times and say they don’t match. I’m like “that’s my name in Spanish” lol so I get this! 😂

[@timtrainage]

As a Tim/Timothy, this hits me in the feels

[@thazsar]

"You're treating me like a Joseph-Bart"

[@MisterAnderson-rr8ec]

The average TSA agent literally can't read

[@philkirby2692]

Funniest dude out there!

[@WhereamI808]

"There's three guys trying to fly right now and he's right here officer"

[@JPIQQG]

You could just type your official name whem buying the ticket you know. Guy just doing his job.

[@navi_6621]

It’s common sense that Nate, Nathan, and Nathaniel are all the same name. Would you deny a guy named Christopher if it didn’t match his ticket that said Chris? Or a guy named Joseph and his ticket says Joe? 😆

[@MontySlython]

@@navi_6621 TSA simps over here not realizing that if both documents have the same exact face probably nothings wrong

[@JPIQQG]

@@navi_6621 Yes. Put in the same name from your ID/passport. Just like when booking flight ticket.

[@JPIQQG]

@@MontySlython 🤡

[@idek7438]

​@@navi_6621 But if your name is Nathaniel why are you calling yourself by a nickname in official papers? In my country no one would do this. Nicknames are used for friends and family, not for signing and buying tickets and stuff. It's so weird to me.

[@VinnyVodkaSauce]

That was good 😂 wish they woulda showed how it ended

[@Pope-r9z]

LOVE YOUR STUFF NATE

[@Silvercrypto-xk4zy]

as a fellow nate i felt this

[@spunkymonkey5102]

Damn that was funny

[@red---paulvanravenswaay2247]

As slow as Nate seems to be, it's hard to believe there's somebody actually a little bit denser😂😂😂

[@invisiblebully171]

Dude was just doing his job

[@ryanblack3686]

So?

[@dariensampson7913]

... or just use your real name when booking something that requires identification. A lot of explaining going on about how you couldn't even spell your name correctly when buying a plane ticket.

[@bobowon5450]

Good customer service can correct for these kinds of minor issues. If this is all it takes to cause a major issue then the system needs to be reworked to be less fragile

[@dariensampson7913]

@@bobowon5450 It is specifically this sensitive as a security concern.

[@bobowon5450]

@@dariensampson7913 so are most things in an airport but also most of those security procedures are functionally useless. It would be best if they just focused on the security procedures that work rather than the ones that are just theatre

[@dariensampson7913]

@@bobowon5450 Support your claim of functionally useless. In addition explain how having the names on tickets and ID matching is anything other than logical?

[@aikeamoa]

One of my favorites of his!! 😂🤣😂

[@MaddogMartinez]

If Frat Bros worked in a Airport

[@davidziemann9653]

He and Brian Regan, so funny and family friendly. We went to a Brian Regan concert a couple years ago and there was about 4-5 Nuns a few rows in front of us just laughing like crazy. So good.

[@jtmarinovich6753]

This man needs his own HBO comedy special. Have his stand-up on repeat some days! The whole reptile zoo (from his first special) had me in hysterics

[@lewweb5471]

Brilliant delivery 😂

[@gardenlover9663]

He's very funny. Bargatze gets him through.

[@susdino]

Omg Nate Bargatze is great

[@georgiahughes6404]

I love how deadpan he is. Just found him last week. Hilarious.