Akaash Singh Perfectly Predicts Punjabi's Profession

[@vutran3758]

“If you’re a victim of logistics… blink three times” 😂

[@Cirus122]

Every time I see this guy I just remember him saying " You Gujarati mf" to a guy that was in the family-owned hotel biz. He called him a slumlord 😂😂

[@markdenio4537]

My introduction was the short where Akaash was matchmaking and a white guy asked "What kind of brown?".

[@xhkmt2314]

Gujju gujju 😂😂

[@xhkmt2314]

​@@markdenio4537Pakistani and a South Indian?

[@markdenio4537]

@@xhkmt2314 You have a good memory.

[@udraj914]

and he correctly guessed the exact chain of Motels :D

[@RustyDustyCrusty]

Racial Profiling Masterclass Episode #387

[@informalaccount.957]

😂

[@Zhooph9]

Akaash is the best racist

[@PapaLobo94]

And he proudly gets away with it, too 😂

[@PotatoGunCamper]

My fav one

[@TheNightOwl11683]

The superior racist

[@PapaLobo94]

@@TheNightOwl11683 It’s not racism if it’s true

[@aravinthnagarajan9167]

Bro begins his set with a homerun

[@bobsaul4568]

And it went downhill from there..

[@damien5760]

@@bobsaul4568nah

[@WhiskeyActualTV]

As soon as he said Gill even I knew it was gonna be a convenience store 😂

[@anonymouslyopinionated656]

A punjabi in ligistics is just trucking. surprised he didn't latch onto that

[@Sudeep.Manerkar]

😂😂😂

[@pyrojunkyz510]

On god I thought he was gonna say trucking

[@shernellconcessio3184]

Nice

[@keegs5632]

100% Buddy was just trying to make trucking sound fancier than it is haha

[@daowonimdee]

I caught that immediately and said it out loud. 😂😅

[@kshitijpandey6514]

Aakash is so good with racism Even Indian aunties would be proud 😂😂😂 Probably his mom and his aunts converstaions are rubbing off on him😂😂

[@souvikbera3067]

Stop yapping, learn what racism is first

[@rskolkata]

I know it's said in humour no problem, but what he is good at is stereotyping.

[@kshitijpandey6514]

​@souvikbera3067 fo cry somewhere else man not at comedy shows

[@souvikbera3067]

@@kshitijpandey6514 You are the one crying. Literally all the Indians except northeast are from same race, what's the racism here

[@adrianbelko7683]

​@@souvikbera3067 not true, South Indians are a totally different race, North Indians are different race, even between North and South there are gradients of intermixture, Central Indians are closely related to North Indians but still they are different

[@endrsgm]

akaash is rapidly become one of my top favorite comics and the only one ive seriously considered buying show tickets to see live. hes really great at crowd work.

[@margrieve5088]

She thought she was getting "logisticed".

[@kerohowgee]

fortune teller doing comedy as a side hustle😂

[@anonymoususerinterface]

😂😂😂

[@rishabhthareja]

His crowd work is almost like Delhi aunties sitting in their balconies and judging anybody and everybody on the basis of their lookss😂😂😂

[@brianvernon249]

Some stand up comics aren’t comics, it are instead philosophers : like George Carlin. Akaash is not a stand up comic, he is a mentalist. The smartest person in the room and can sum them up in a few seconds. If he wasn’t funny, he’d be helping in jury selections. I love this guy & I subscribed today.

[@avi3020]

This was great. Need more of these

[@BoSSLeVeLs]

Lady in front was funny without trying lol when she said i thought i was getting trafficked that killed me lol

[@Black_Lotus1337]

Those longer videos are really nice, looks like Akaash doesn't trust our attention span and thinks we nod off when the video is too long or why are there mostly only short videos out there?

[@baklavababa]

keep supporting so we can get some more

[@Black_Lotus1337]

​@@baklavababaIf he ever comes to Germany I will buy front row seats

[@fxcheux1681]

KZbin algorithm favors short content over long videos. It's the fastest way to grow a channel.

[@YTmoney88]

Because if you take 1 8 minute video and cut it up into 1 minute reels you get 8 videos.

[@JezzaN1]

I’d kill for more of these. Akaash is fucking hilarious man.

[@gaia8840]

I mean...Psychologist do be doing the same thing a gay hairstylist does ( Listening and giving advice ) without the hair cutting part...Can we blame the sri lakan reflexion ?

[@kathleenp3135]

This guy!!! Nails it every time. 😂

[@cadillacblack6488]

Aakash is the real deal. A master of crowd work, a skill that separates good from great. You can follow him across the country and not see the same material regurgitated over and over. He probably only has a few hours of material, because he's so gifted at seeing the humor in any and everything.

[@Hunterhopefool]

Your crowd work is top notch sir. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@SKAOG21]

The black guy at the start was impressed with Akaash's guessing skills

[@tommyb3306]

Comedy and a good sense of humor is NOT DEAD! THIS GUYS IS GREAT

[@theascendunt9960]

Eyy a Sri Lankan in the crowd finally! And he redeemed himself in the end 😅

[@cecil3602]

The know the woman in the light blue hijab she used to be a social worker . She wasn’t my social worker but I always see her and become pretty good friends , last time I was her was like 2 months ago at a random store . She is sweet and nice im happy to see her at his comedy show 🙏🏻

[@devangsomani6651]

Man that Sri Lankan couple would never come back to the show again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChidiyaSethi]

I think We've figured out that Aakash's daughter simply can't bring home her boyfriend to meet her father EVERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HawaiiFoodAndFun]

Wait... what's your last name?

[@nishanthpunjaala2753]

This is only comedian that always makes me laugh! I need to cop my tickets lol

[@alfiedotwtf]

That ending. Yeah... that guy killed it. Congrats to the lady!

[@SpaceGhost-]

Building trades...that why he said "the trades" when asked what he does. He is in fact a tradesmen.

[@ajaygohil2175]

Another episode of "let's fucking go/ i told you MF" that was so good man 🔥🔥🔥

[@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477]

The last couple. Nobody could have seen that coming XD

[@sonalimishra6248]

😂😂😂 finally found a good competitor of my "MASI"🤣🤣

[@rashikasharma0807]

My masi too 😂🤣

[@kimifydesigns]

the transition at the end is hilarious LMAO *fist bumps*

[@ktnina1]

Love these longer clips

[@anonamus604]

It's 2024...investment banker means i waste my girls money on crypto...

[@ishwantsingh955]

No it doesn’t

[@anonamus604]

@@ishwantsingh955 Spoken like a man that has lost money in crypto and has no sense of humor.

[@ykx777]

@@anonamus604 bros trying so hard to make a mid joke land. "no sense of humor" lmao

[@T2uyu]

@@anonamus604 and you spoken like a triggered akaash millennial fanboy lol

[@rudeus6621]

Who hurt you lil bro

[@aloneboys1021]

Aakash singh has understood all diversity of India deeply 😅😅

[@yatokami2449]

LFG! Mr. PHD in Racism always popping off

[@random906]

the content you make is gold!!!!!!

[@Simonjthomas]

Actually crying. Gotta see this guy live. 🤣

[@Sic_Semper_Tyrannis_]

He is absolutely my new favorite comic. Love the crowd work.

[@blackmetalmania1]

Love his crowd work

[@RaSheedapower]

The more I learn about other cultures the more I realize that there's a lot similarities

[@aatmaja3]

Akash you should wear more tshirts with bollywood phrases 🎉

[@LegendCampbell]

Akaash drop more fkin long videos like this man!

[@ChristineHensel]

Comic Genius! The way he can make anything the audience says funny literally makes him an elite comedian.

[@ynedd]

Bro PLEASE come to California! So many Indians live in the Bay Area, you'll have massive crowds dude!

[@ghostprotocol2947]

The ending was masterful

[@austinsolomon8316]

Ur a legend bruvv, I'll see u next time ur n st louis

[@chrischristel6680]

Didn't think anyone could match Matt Rife with crowd work, but this guy comes close.

[@1972TJJ]

I love this guy, no doubt about it. However, he is no Matt Riffe. Matt always has a punchline even during his crowd work. They both have a different style of comedy and that's what it's about.

[@anmolsapra8558]

This show looks very Canadian to me? Was this shot in Toronto?

[@baklavababa]

Buffalo!

[@aiklarkibheegibhaagisi]

buffalo so yeah basically Canada lol

[@hamzzaahmed1794]

6:35 Her accent sounds very Torontonian too

[@mosesbenjudahisrael8687]

This is the best and realest insite into the culture and its hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@sehnoorsingh1149]

I am a Punjabi and I approve this😂😂

[@fortheloveofdog5622]

I watched this video multiple times....the crowd was amazing!

[@GoruSangwan-b4f]

bro upload more videos. can't come to your shows. love from india.

[@雪怪-w6g]

Going to watch Titanic during the ocean-gate time is wild 💀💀💀

[@vinny1010]

Akaash was on point!

[@mercedesbenz3751]

01:35 People only make fun of caste system, but they forget it helps us in judging people and their profession as well🤣 Though in this case it was not about caste, but community. But caste also works the same way. People Brahmins with Sharma, Pandey, Mishra are most likely to be Pundits

[@jenni8982]

Akaash talks shit about everybody but he LOVES people being married.

[@RandomKandik]

Unity in diversity

[@poonamsaijari]

He literally said "that's not funny" and then he was pissed the whole time.

[@SquinchyMoopins]

lol bro said like Minecraft 😂

[@GillianKimmet]

Every clip I see, you get funnier and funnier. Next to the great Billy Connelly, you are fast becoming one of my favourite comedians. Please come over to Scotland and do a gig! I’d be first in line for a ticket

[@averagestudent1158]

God of stereotypes 😂

[@VinthiyaBalachandran]

Akash should become a psychologist wgen he retiers frim comedy coz he's always spot on.

[@Jamie_black]

This man is the root of everything. He's awesome great humor...

[@ILoveYTShort]

That guy went to my school 😂😂😂 3:31

[@kumichooyabun9339]

My guy clutch it in the end 🫶

[@lionessstarseed6812]

Non-Punjabi girl dating a Punjabi guy whose family owns a convenience store 😂 Akaash is officially the Final Boss of racial profiling.

[@Matt-ng9xv]

I think he’s a Djinn. No mortal has such accuracy

If he is coming to Germany, I’d definitely buy tickets for his show.

[@dontwannabefound]

I wanna see him dissect kannada from Tamil from telugu from Malayali stereotypes and then I’ll give this guy the Indian stereotype seal of approval, otherwise dude we all know about north but let’s see you do north and south homie LFG

[@aniketrudraksha]

he did, in one of these shows there was a guy who said he was a pastor and then Akash said “oh so ur a fucking mallu, what J starting name do you have” turned out the guy was in fact mallu and both his first and last name started with a J😂😂

[@Wvavy]

Lmfao you were cooking, cause you know, logistics 😂

[@ALVINIUM1]

If I've learned anythiung from Akaash, it's that guessing professions is a bar trick that one can hone. lol

[@stevenmueller3880]

I love logistics

[@icemagma1956]

make a second channel. We need more content !!!!!!

[@kaplan304]

AKAASHHHHHHH COME TO PITTSBURGH PA!!!!!

[@JaceTez]

I love this man!!!!!! Come back to LA brutha!

[@Padfoot1985]

For those missing the first joke. About the kid who was in college. 0:19 is the timestamp. Freedonia is a bit from the Marx Brothers. This was one kid showing him that he too, understands comedy. Sunni Freedonia as his college school.

[@yoyoma2422]

Kills me everytime he says “fuck”

[@ekdaufin1485]

At least he knows what the U.S. Civil War was about.

[@harsh_s20]

Yeah I didn't know but apparently it is true...I have a friend last name Jaiswal and apparently all Jaiswals own atleast one liquor store. Like they'll have other businesses but they'll definitely own atleast one liquor store.

[@Thr3ali]

He has that Chris rock laugh lol love the show brother.

[@sharongammell4111]

Love this guy! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@ChipNov1998]

Aakash is a genius

[@jerrygamez5723]

Thanks for the video

[@maryannedonald8974]

Akaash, you are a genius!

[@-RONNIE]

Thank you for the funny video 🤣 I'll tell you you are really good at guessing people's jobs & cultures or ethnicities from just hearing their last name.

[@ranjansaraf369]

Quick new idea for next comedy topic … make fun of westerners who have rebranded Indian invention as their own 😊 like example: Indian yoga is rebranded as Christian yoga, chai tea latte, leaf plate, golden milk of Starbucks ( haldi milk )…etc

[@markdenio4537]

Still watching the video. I hope Akaash has cut out the "happy ending" part.

[@vijaykumarwali7509]

Dude knows more about India than we do

[@bryceallanhicks1]

the race whisperer

[@MaceWinduMF]

Holy shit dude you are killing it

[@kyubtauji7]

I am hard for Akaash !

[@kyubtauji7]

@SharvilDhage Now hard for you !

[@thebestclips3934]

Wtffff​@@kyubtauji7

[@justin_y1454]

pause

[@Pavreetmankoo83]

Nah pause

[@floppaclan304]

Aah hell naw

[@Whytedebil]

Guessing a punjabis family business is convenience/liquor store isn’t exactly some completely unfathomable premonition? 😂 Odds were probably 50/50 at worst. 😂

[@charlesowusukorkor3823]

Akaash reale Knows his people Goddamn

[@anshumanjaison2749]

Atp bro is waiting for india2 to drop 😂

[@stunthero]

True test of his heritage.... Get someone's profession, then figure out their last name 🤓

[@SCSilk]

Now I want to meet him to see if he’d guess correctly.

[@simransidhu3444]

He tries to talk like Chris Rock, but he’s more like an Indian Steve Buscemi.

[@Naktya7]

I'm from Montreal so it's really strange that someone came here for the European style