Thank you to Oklahoma City for hosting me - a surprising crowd to say the least. For more tickets: www.akaashsing... Thank you to Blue Chew: www.bluechew.com Promo Code: Akaash
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@ThePatrickakesАй бұрын
"I'm the best racist on earth!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@donut6429Ай бұрын
It’s funny because it’s true😂
@nieznanyxАй бұрын
trump is gonna lose his shit over that comment and claim to fame
@user-wf3qf2rl5c29 күн бұрын
Bro took, If you're good at what you do, never do it for free. He became a professional racist.
@si2foo21 күн бұрын
@@donut6429 racism is only bad if you mean to be hurtful with it. stereo type exist for a reason
@9godofthe6ix20 күн бұрын
Hey Lord Shiva’s reincarnate here and I agree you are the best racist. Way to maximize my energy, glad you are on Schultz team
@harry_2856Ай бұрын
Bro doesn't even have to try to guess what people do for a living 💀💀it's just his second nature at this point.
@FutureTrunks7Ай бұрын
he so fkn smooth with it!!
@Bmye1011Ай бұрын
Tbf, if they're brown of any kind it's like 1 of 5 jobs 😂😂😂😂
@MamaBlisss28 күн бұрын
He's absolutely brilliant!! My favorite comedian hands down😊😊😊
@jamesa885127 күн бұрын
He’s number one at it. Honestly, if you take the statistics of it, it gets close to being a superpower.
@jordandale8525 күн бұрын
Him and Andrew are both very cultured.
@666KudosАй бұрын
As much as I want to hate the Guy wearing Cow boy Hat... That guy is living his movie dream...
@nothingnewtome1Ай бұрын
That hat looks good. Everyone loves to be a cowboy and wishes they could pull that off.
@gurijaladinesh4600Ай бұрын
why the hate?
@eastbackbayАй бұрын
Right??? Wealthy, married… You can tell from his body language that he’s living it.
@nothingnewtome1Ай бұрын
@@eastbackbay the only thing that made me cringe was when he said “put it on” and tried to hand it too him. Man don’t let anyone that’s over about 13 years old try on your hat. It’s too personal for that.
@sociopathmercenaryАй бұрын
@@nothingnewtome1Dude... It's a hat, not a jockstrap.
@FaisalQuadri22Ай бұрын
I know he nice wit it, but the physicians assistant thing was INSANE 2:59
@rrboss3721Ай бұрын
Most Christian Mallu (people from Kerala) young girls in the US are either nurse or PA. It was an easy guess lol
@learner40426 күн бұрын
I didn't get it...can u plz explain that part...how come akash guess that she is fg pa..whereas his husband is a doctor?
@zack-lk8if9 күн бұрын
@@rrboss3721 ok but she's from Oklahoma, he's mallu not her
@gkbfriends852Ай бұрын
P.s.. I'm the black guy in the lakers jersey
@visheshreddy4293Ай бұрын
Yoo 😅🤘
@AastikyaАй бұрын
Yo! You took the jokes so well bro! How was it being in the front row?
@NovaSniper12Ай бұрын
Youre fucking adorable bro
@gkbfriends852Ай бұрын
@Aastikya so I've lived out here in oklahoma city for 15 plus years and have never been to a comedy club. So when I saw Akaash was going to be here, I didn't hesitate to buy vip tickets. Being right up front and the love Akaash showed me was one of the greatest experiences for me. No lie, I still have the picture we took after the show as my laptop background. 10/10, my guy.
@duncanmugambi6213Ай бұрын
You are a good sport man. Good luck with the Cybersecurity and blessings to your family
@thatguyjd281Ай бұрын
The funniest thing is he knows sugar land is where all the Indians live in Houston
@nikhilsahay895Ай бұрын
Every Indian immigrant knows every Indian ghetto out here. :D
@jma363Ай бұрын
This killed me
@Vnexpress120329 күн бұрын
His boy is Andrew Schulz, they use the same blueprint of crowd work.
@daowonimdee29 күн бұрын
I'm all the way in Canada, and even I know what he means because I road tripped to Houston back in 09. Didn't think I'd see so many people of other races in Texas. Lol
@kyli3r0m028 күн бұрын
no fr
@GreenBayPaytonАй бұрын
How he nailed the physicians assistant without even trying was amazing 😂😂😂
@SBH335629 күн бұрын
Native Keralitie girls tend to pursue nursing/PA jobs abroad
@lkzt554328 күн бұрын
its a stereotype(true one)😂
@zack-lk8if9 күн бұрын
@@SBH3356she's from Oklahoma
@taylo7Ай бұрын
I wanna go to an Akaash show just to sit in the front and have him guess my Black job.
@BootchairАй бұрын
Real estate
@bharathpg1662Ай бұрын
@@Bootchair 100%
@jeredsteadman4160Ай бұрын
He will
@b.m2133Ай бұрын
Stripper??
@meccascott7356Ай бұрын
Me too lol
@JohnthebrownmallukidАй бұрын
Hey, I am a Mallu, who married a Latina and a Deputy in one of the largest counties in Texas. I walk out of the house looking like that majority of the times 🤷🏽♂️.
@CreativeReaper90sАй бұрын
F it lol how many J named mallus live in the USA...now I really wanna know 😂😂😂😂 as J named person myself
@JohnthebrownmallukidАй бұрын
@@CreativeReaper90s 😂😂
@udaynj29 күн бұрын
Damn - you the real Indian CowBoy.
@Johnthebrownmallukid29 күн бұрын
@@udaynj nhaa, I just like the way it looks. I just think it's classy.
@porothashawarma233928 күн бұрын
Chetan Taco de koode beef ularthiyathu kazhikumo? 😂
@alberttang6955Ай бұрын
Akaash came up with the new motto for OKC. "Oklahoma City: It's nicer than you thought it would be"
@wasimraja7439Ай бұрын
Physicians assistant sent me
@jaadoo3591Ай бұрын
What's the context cause I didn't understand
@ChudsicАй бұрын
@@jaadoo3591 its an indian stereotype, and akaash is very good at guessing things about people based on racial stereotypes. all in good fun obv
@lkzt554328 күн бұрын
@@jaadoo3591mallu girls who move abroad r almost always nurses.its a stereotype..
@tactcom726 күн бұрын
Glad you said that I thought he said magicians
@trin77113 күн бұрын
@@jaadoo3591I’m from Oklahoma and I didn’t get it LOL
@ll4680Ай бұрын
Indian people are the best man. Im in awe of their hard work and accomplishments in this country.
@afanateeАй бұрын
some of the most family and future oriented people i come across. of course it is just a stereotype but there is truth to it
@Q_QQ_QАй бұрын
@@afanateeLoL
@Q_QQ_QАй бұрын
LoL 😂
@Indian_P.O.V_CanadaАй бұрын
❤
@krisgavvala165429 күн бұрын
they're kinda boring but aight
@ryusakiftw2216Ай бұрын
I saw "Mallu" on thumbnail and next sec im here ...u are hilarious as hell mans 😂 all the best for the future
@Bmye1011Ай бұрын
Malayalees flock for their own kind 😂😂😂
@benjacob128724 күн бұрын
Who doesn’t?
@jasonawycoffАй бұрын
As a native Houstonian, who moved and married an Oklahoma Girl after college, all of this was hilarious! Everything he said was 100% true! Look forward to you coming back!!!
@MHRSN332B25 күн бұрын
Can you explain bro 😅 .,
@Cheekychappy3624 күн бұрын
Was living in Houston in high school, went to college in Oklahoma and got locked down here too. I wasn’t born in the U.S. but I liked Okies so much I made a few more with my wife 😂
@KumaJmrАй бұрын
I need an official merch that reads "If you want to be a racist be like Akaash Singh"
@NeelinmactАй бұрын
I need “don’t be a racist unless you are akash singh”
@ShubhamYadav-zg1etАй бұрын
He knew that front row in a cowboy hat is going to take him to a ride.
@Luissv72Ай бұрын
Akaash rly placed in Top 500 for Ranked Racism this season 🤣
@raymondfan2402Ай бұрын
Dude a tier above that, he Champ 3
@Amorphous_SandАй бұрын
Came to Akaash's show in Omaha last year. To anyone who hasn't seen a comedian perform in person, I highly recommend it. If you think people like Akaash are funny on video, you'll be blown away by seeing him speak to the people around you and witness the funniest conversations happen.
@kotimotoАй бұрын
Love the cybersecurity guy's energy
@StingSting844Ай бұрын
3 beers in and out pops a new persona 😂
@----REDACTED----Ай бұрын
11:04 That zoom in on the "Well.. Yeah" had me CACKLING 😂😂 Give your editor a raise, so glad you captured that 😂😂😂
@gageabdulАй бұрын
The amount of ideas that was going through his head as soon as dude sat down lmao All he could do was smile 😂😂😂
@NandaKumarnk10Ай бұрын
2:50 the dude in the white shirt absolutely lost it 😂😂😂
@reeshanair7482Ай бұрын
No blue shirt I think
@abhijeetswain926Ай бұрын
Thank God ,I thought I was colour blind for a sec@@reeshanair7482
@9godofthe6ix20 күн бұрын
9:10 “Man I’ll tell you the real problem with this is them heels” sent me 😂😂😂
@manavagrawal720Ай бұрын
How does he consistently do it. Bro has special powers
@juanangel1040Ай бұрын
Plants, Lol. Not saying they ALL are. He does he's thing and he's exceptional at it but "Just incase..........."
@kshitijpandey6514Ай бұрын
0:09 If you see that smile on Aakash after having eye contact with him You know that you are his wagyu steak Gonna get grilled big time 😂😂😂
@ChudsicАй бұрын
hahahaha
@magasaurus7210Ай бұрын
Wagyu only gets cooked for a few seconds on each side.
@yogeshkmrful16 күн бұрын
Very bold of you 😂 Akash cooking steak
@juliannakaberovsky4545Ай бұрын
The way the cowboy guy sat killed me! Like a boss!
@jesterjake803011 күн бұрын
Big up akaash for helping dave NDL!
@CrazyLikeChrisАй бұрын
Black dude infront loving the fuck outta this
@interdesk9516Ай бұрын
Isn't an Indian cowboy a holy man
@AdityaSharma-rx4ek28 күн бұрын
Dude the nuance in your comment is hilarious🤣🤣
@bharathanand176219 күн бұрын
@@interdesk9516 😆😆
@Justdog95Ай бұрын
Dude this is pure comedy !!! 😭
@texasoutlaw4222Ай бұрын
This dude😂😂😂 I live in Houston and dress like that. But damn...im laughing like a maniac
@godboy_66621 күн бұрын
1:48 "are you a hindu?" no i am a MALLU 🗿✝☪🕉
@faizy1714Ай бұрын
He's just so good at his guessing game man. Spot on!!! 🎯😅😂
@ekachwaghАй бұрын
All time Everytime 😅
@rishiaman2288Ай бұрын
5:03 knew he was a mechanic
@avi3020Ай бұрын
Akaash really is the best R*cist in the comedy scene 😅👏🏼👏🏼
@SinskariBoi3366threeАй бұрын
Print a shirt “ I fucking knew it, yo!” 😂😂😂
@Ennui83Ай бұрын
She's right though. Credit unions are better than banks. Being a stripper is physically and psychologically demanding. Doing that kind of work and not falling to the stereotypes or addiction does at take a lot of work ethic.
@orangechicken5051Ай бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again, we're lucky Akaash uses his powers for good and not for evil 😂 this dude could easily be one of those 'I speak to the dead' scammers, but here he is
@mauledomenАй бұрын
You know 7:15 in miami during corona, the very FIRST business type to be opened as essential was strip clubs lmao
@Bogey-beautiesАй бұрын
this was one of your top 5... I was dying lol
@cory314dbАй бұрын
Spot on hahahhhaha. I live in Houston. We are not farmers hahahahhahah
@Joseph_MartiniАй бұрын
Mallus Assemble!!!!! 🔥
@akaashsinghcomedyАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@Joseph_MartiniАй бұрын
@@akaashsinghcomedy Bruv come to SouthEast Asia. Need a gig in Singapore!!!!
@CreativeReaper90sАй бұрын
@@Joseph_Martinin obviously both our names start with J....
@Joseph_Martini29 күн бұрын
@@CreativeReaper90s not only that I am from a very Christian pentecost family (just like the audience member from the show) 🤣🤣
@naraendrareddy27329 күн бұрын
You got a j name too 😂
@BettieRage3977Ай бұрын
I love that shirt Akaash has on! ❤
@sikioyeАй бұрын
i was thinking the same thing, really cool shirt
@eodmax85Ай бұрын
If Akaash would switch from "crowd-work comedian" to "cold-reading psychic," he'd make REAL money. 😂
@lp917628 күн бұрын
FACT: Christanity has been in kerala, India since 2000 years. It reached there via St. Thomas the direct disciple of Jesus. Kerala and middle east have always had history of trade and Jews used to live in kerala . Britain only became Christians 600 years later.
@kingknights510720 күн бұрын
True True.. It reached Malabar Coast through Jewish presence back in the days..
@NidzShah-ps6kr17 күн бұрын
There are literary accounts based on hearsay but no historic accounts of St Thomas having visited Kerala. If Jewish people came first to India then why is Judaism not a major religion there? Christianity was largely brought to India by the British.
@lp917617 күн бұрын
@@NidzShah-ps6kr Jews came to kerala 500BC years before christ . Search Jews in kerala. Assuming a disciple of Jesus came with the Jews is not so far fetched. Also there are court records of churches being built way before vasco degama found the route to India. Oldest church in India, kerala is 52 Ad. Even if you don't believe St Thomas arrived, Christanity arrived then.
@anandsabu626113 күн бұрын
@@NidzShah-ps6kr Jews existed everywhere why is there no Judaism else where
@dawwww12 күн бұрын
@@NidzShah-ps6kr There are Cochin Jews still living in Kerala. There is a street called "Jew Street" in Cochin. Most of them went back to Israel. There are Jewish burial sites in Kerala older than Jesus.
@plebcrabslayer29 күн бұрын
10:20 Bro said two-and-a-half years, caption says five. What. 😂
@cursedavacado534311 күн бұрын
NDL represent
@bilalhussain120311 күн бұрын
NDL 🤝 akaash!
@famguy21827 күн бұрын
“Ain’t no doctor marrying a fucking farmer” 😂 The cyber security guy is having a blast lol I love it
@Mama_Bear_of_3Ай бұрын
Akaask, you are probably on of my favorite standup comedians!
@jiggerman456Ай бұрын
He forgot too add the Kumon part....almost every indian in Sugar Land went to Kumon..LoL
@michaeldonaghue84Ай бұрын
1:00 Dont need the accent. The hat and boots are actually quite comfy.
@lilianamoni71193 күн бұрын
the fact that stripper waitress was answering him so seriously 😂😂 ain’t no way i’m dead
@blackbelt07278311 күн бұрын
Don't know if this means much, but because of Niko and the NDL I'm now subbed. Thank you for supporting Smiley Dave!
@vaughninternational6232Ай бұрын
"right outside Detroit" means AubornHills/Dearborn... He never seen somebody scratching.
@kevivtawar771628 күн бұрын
Aakash is like a witty history, geography, political science master who chose standup.
@whatup3078 күн бұрын
“I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!! I FUCKIN KNEW IT!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! LET’S GOOO!!!!!” Thank you for coming. The End. 🙄🙄🙄
@armandomeza3501Ай бұрын
Bro was tryna test your racism, thought you might think he was mexican lol
@bobzthebuilder423611 күн бұрын
NDL 👑
@-RONNIEАй бұрын
Thank you for the really funny video 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously you are an exceptional comedian & keep up the good work 👊🏻
@Nm-co6zpАй бұрын
Saw ya in Denver. 4/20 It was a great show as well YEEEEEEET!!!!!
@shek8651Ай бұрын
His excitement when he correctly guessed she was a PA 🤣That was wild.
@Teapot88Ай бұрын
I watched this clip first on my mobile ,then on tablet and later with family on TV in a single day 😂😂....It is that good 🥰👍🏻
@Shakeysmoker1Ай бұрын
Gotta love Oklahoma 😆
@Cygnusart084316 күн бұрын
1:32 So he’s got a Tesla and a truck? 💀😂
@voodoochile4147Ай бұрын
Having money thrown at your naked body MIGHT BE/MIGHT NOT BE uncomfortable. 🤷🏾♀️Walking/serving/dancing in 5-6 inch heels is hard.
@meccascott7356Ай бұрын
He always guesses right. He on the next level always lol
@ivanjdas487228 күн бұрын
As an Assamese Indian i don't understand some references but still find it funny.
@ArtistProtagonist14 күн бұрын
I'm mallu and I don't understand all the American references either
@RamiielАй бұрын
Okay. After months of consistent posting since Gaslit, I gotta say. Akaash has made it to my top 5 easily 😂🔥
@gkbfriends852Ай бұрын
Thank you for this. One of the greatest days of my life.
@concoledone29 күн бұрын
Bro is 40 years old and still better than 99 percent of comedians 😂 respect🙌🏻
@Yusufibnazam11 күн бұрын
well done on helping dave the goat
@ebinjoephilipphilip2168Ай бұрын
His guessing of pastors name starts with j is his best
@TOO_INTENSE29 күн бұрын
You crack me tf up😂 but gary indiana is literally the farthest north as possible 😂
@kaypee97126 күн бұрын
All Mallu Hindus loves Beef
@hettrivedi5739Ай бұрын
"just tell me why" the crowd : " Ain't nothing but a-
@JABRIEL25116 күн бұрын
The smile on his face when the cowboy showed up. He knew he was about to have fun.
@Pleindevie3Ай бұрын
Greatest crowd guess work ever !!
@FRUITSAMURAIX26 күн бұрын
His working the crowd is tops.
@goodbot85263 күн бұрын
Akaash is funny af! And he's got a lot of knowledge about the cultural landscape of America. And he uses it to create zingers out of nowhere.
@jasmeetkaur-py6piАй бұрын
Please do a show in Toronto.
@jeromeo8838Ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Sugar Land, I CACKLED at the hard read
@theenolavirus12 күн бұрын
lol He underestimates how uncomfortable heels are. Love the jokes, don't get me wrong. But "Ladies have you ever been in a strip club and thought the heels were the worst part of the job." Yes. Absolutely yes.
@yensu888826 күн бұрын
I think I'd be such good friends with the guy that went "AY ME TOO" deadass with zero embarrassment.
@BBoy-te1cb28 күн бұрын
The “good ass work ethic” joke fucking sent me 😂
@Intrepid-8817 күн бұрын
The moment that cowboy chettan said Imma doctor, akarsh was like, മൈര് ഉൗം്ബി… 3:44 😂😂😂😂
@snitch9694Күн бұрын
Aakarsh alle myre akaash
@ammarraza593224 күн бұрын
This guy is Hialrious!!!!!That was too much LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-dr1xl4bd7n20 күн бұрын
Naaaaah the way he was smiling at the cowboy when he walked in 😂
@Cygnusart084316 күн бұрын
The arrogance in the way that he sat down 😂
@willgates9381Ай бұрын
Boy be knowing his shit 😂😂😂 2:46
@jessiQa1776Ай бұрын
People get cars jacked at gunpoint, during the daytime, in the galleria area of Houston.
@triciad410011 күн бұрын
Bro knew exactly what was coming sitting in the front row and he took it like a champ. 🤠
@TangoCharlie-mz8lhАй бұрын
That may have been the best one yet
@Ryan-jy5hiАй бұрын
Man. Akaash knew this be a hit.
@ikke275720 күн бұрын
The smile on Akaash's face when he saw the Indian cowboy told me this was going to be great one! He didn't disappoint.....on the contrary!🤣🤣🤣
@nikhil_jadhav9 күн бұрын
The trick about being racist is when you are right exaggerate it and when you are wrong just skip it and divert attention to something else. I caught you bro but love your crowd work. Keep it up.
@jonathanmebane378225 күн бұрын
Naturally the funniest dude on the planet. He literally clowns your ass and makes you feel good about it. Just genius
@seelasrikanth29 күн бұрын
So he choose cybersecurity for job security 😂
@ladhkay28 күн бұрын
That was so good lmaoo keep it up fam!
@Hbkgizmo27 күн бұрын
This dude is the only comedian who talks to the audience so effortlessly and natural. Lol dude is hilarious man