Akaash Singh Roasts Indian Cowboy & Aspiring Stripper

[@ThePatrickakes]

"I'm the best racist on earth!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@donut6429]

It’s funny because it’s true😂

[@nieznanyx]

trump is gonna lose his shit over that comment and claim to fame

[@Kumar-i8s3r]

Bro took, If you're good at what you do, never do it for free. He became a professional racist.

[@si2foo]

@@donut6429 racism is only bad if you mean to be hurtful with it. stereo type exist for a reason

[@9godofthe6ix]

Hey Lord Shiva’s reincarnate here and I agree you are the best racist. Way to maximize my energy, glad you are on Schultz team

[@harry_2856]

Bro doesn't even have to try to guess what people do for a living 💀💀it's just his second nature at this point.

[@FutureTrunks7]

he so fkn smooth with it!!

[@Bmye1011]

Tbf, if they're brown of any kind it's like 1 of 5 jobs 😂😂😂😂

[@MamaBlisss]

He's absolutely brilliant!! My favorite comedian hands down😊😊😊

[@jamesa8851]

He’s number one at it. Honestly, if you take the statistics of it, it gets close to being a superpower.

[@jordandale85]

Him and Andrew are both very cultured.

[@FaisalQuadri22]

I know he nice wit it, but the physicians assistant thing was INSANE 2:59

[@rrboss3721]

Most Christian Mallu (people from Kerala) young girls in the US are either nurse or PA. It was an easy guess lol

[@learner404]

I didn't get it...can u plz explain that part...how come akash guess that she is fg pa..whereas his husband is a doctor?

[@zack-lk8if]

​@@rrboss3721 ok but she's from Oklahoma, he's mallu not her

[@officalJalgara]

As much as I want to hate the Guy wearing Cow boy Hat... That guy is living his movie dream...

[@nothingnewtome1]

That hat looks good. Everyone loves to be a cowboy and wishes they could pull that off.

[@gurijaladinesh4600]

why the hate?

[@eastbackbay]

Right??? Wealthy, married… You can tell from his body language that he’s living it.

[@nothingnewtome1]

@@eastbackbay the only thing that made me cringe was when he said “put it on” and tried to hand it too him. Man don’t let anyone that’s over about 13 years old try on your hat. It’s too personal for that.

[@sociopathmercenary]

​@@nothingnewtome1Dude... It's a hat, not a jockstrap.

[@gkbfriends852]

P.s.. I'm the black guy in the lakers jersey

[@visheshreddy4293]

Yoo 😅🤘

[@Aastikya]

Yo! You took the jokes so well bro! How was it being in the front row?

[@NovaSniper12]

Youre fucking adorable bro

[@gkbfriends852]

@Aastikya so I've lived out here in oklahoma city for 15 plus years and have never been to a comedy club. So when I saw Akaash was going to be here, I didn't hesitate to buy vip tickets. Being right up front and the love Akaash showed me was one of the greatest experiences for me. No lie, I still have the picture we took after the show as my laptop background. 10/10, my guy.

[@duncanmugambi6213]

You are a good sport man. Good luck with the Cybersecurity and blessings to your family

[@thatguyjd281]

The funniest thing is he knows sugar land is where all the Indians live in Houston

[@nikhilsahay895]

Every Indian immigrant knows every Indian ghetto out here. :D

[@jma363]

This killed me

[@Vnexpress1203]

His boy is Andrew Schulz, they use the same blueprint of crowd work.

[@daowonimdee]

I'm all the way in Canada, and even I know what he means because I road tripped to Houston back in 09. Didn't think I'd see so many people of other races in Texas. Lol

[@kyli3r0m0]

no fr

[@jasonawycoff]

As a native Houstonian, who moved and married an Oklahoma Girl after college, all of this was hilarious! Everything he said was 100% true! Look forward to you coming back!!!

[@MHRSN332B]

Can you explain bro 😅 .,

[@Cheekychappy36]

Was living in Houston in high school, went to college in Oklahoma and got locked down here too. I wasn’t born in the U.S. but I liked Okies so much I made a few more with my wife 😂

[@DJK-cq2uy]

Big deal

[@GreenBayPayton]

How he nailed the physicians assistant without even trying was amazing 😂😂😂

[@SBH3356]

Native Keralitie girls tend to pursue nursing/PA jobs abroad

[@lkzt5543]

its a stereotype(true one)😂

[@zack-lk8if]

​@@SBH3356she's from Oklahoma

[@alberttang6955]

Akaash came up with the new motto for OKC. "Oklahoma City: It's nicer than you thought it would be"

[@Johnthebrownmallukid]

Hey, I am a Mallu, who married a Latina and a Deputy in one of the largest counties in Texas. I walk out of the house looking like that majority of the times 🤷🏽‍♂️.

[@CreativeReaper90s]

F it lol how many J named mallus live in the USA...now I really wanna know 😂😂😂😂 as J named person myself

[@Johnthebrownmallukid]

@@CreativeReaper90s 😂😂

[@udaynj]

Damn - you the real Indian CowBoy.

[@Johnthebrownmallukid]

@@udaynj nhaa, I just like the way it looks. I just think it's classy.

[@porothashawarma2339]

Chetan Taco de koode beef ularthiyathu kazhikumo? 😂

[@wasimraja7439]

Physicians assistant sent me

[@jaadoo3591]

What's the context cause I didn't understand

[@Chudsic]

@@jaadoo3591 its an indian stereotype, and akaash is very good at guessing things about people based on racial stereotypes. all in good fun obv

[@lkzt5543]

​​@@jaadoo3591mallu girls who move abroad r almost always nurses.its a stereotype..

[@tactcom7]

Glad you said that I thought he said magicians

[@trin771]

@@jaadoo3591I’m from Oklahoma and I didn’t get it LOL

[@taylo7]

I wanna go to an Akaash show just to sit in the front and have him guess my Black job.

[@Bootchair]

Real estate

[@bharathpg1662]

@@Bootchair 100%

[@jeredsteadman4160]

He will

[@b.m2133]

Stripper??

[@meccascott7356]

Me too lol

[@KumaJmr]

I need an official merch that reads "If you want to be a racist be like Akaash Singh"

[@Neelinmact]

I need “don’t be a racist unless you are akash singh”

[@ll4680]

Indian people are the best man. Im in awe of their hard work and accomplishments in this country.

[@afanatee]

some of the most family and future oriented people i come across. of course it is just a stereotype but there is truth to it

[@Q_QQ_Q]

​@@afanateeLoL

[@Q_QQ_Q]

LoL 😂

[@Indian_P.O.V_Canada]

❤

[@burmesepython1654]

they're kinda boring but aight

[@ryusakiftw2216]

I saw "Mallu" on thumbnail and next sec im here ...u are hilarious as hell mans 😂 all the best for the future

[@Bmye1011]

Malayalees flock for their own kind 😂😂😂

[@benjacob1287]

Who doesn’t?

[@ShubhamYadav-zg1et]

He knew that front row in a cowboy hat is going to take him to a ride.

[@lp9176]

FACT: Christanity has been in kerala, India since 2000 years. It reached there via St. Thomas the direct disciple of Jesus. Kerala and middle east have always had history of trade and Jews used to live in kerala . Britain only became Christians 600 years later.

[@kingknights5107]

True True.. It reached Malabar Coast through Jewish presence back in the days..

[@NidzShah-ps6kr]

There are literary accounts based on hearsay but no historic accounts of St Thomas having visited Kerala. If Jewish people came first to India then why is Judaism not a major religion there? Christianity was largely brought to India by the British.

[@lp9176]

@@NidzShah-ps6kr Jews came to kerala 500BC years before christ . Search Jews in kerala. Assuming a disciple of Jesus came with the Jews is not so far fetched. Also there are court records of churches being built way before vasco degama found the route to India. Oldest church in India, kerala is 52 Ad. Even if you don't believe St Thomas arrived, Christanity arrived then.

[@anandsabu6261]

​@@NidzShah-ps6kr Jews existed everywhere why is there no Judaism else where

[@dawwww]

@@NidzShah-ps6kr There are Cochin Jews still living in Kerala. There is a street called "Jew Street" in Cochin. Most of them went back to Israel. There are Jewish burial sites in Kerala older than Jesus.

[@gageabdul]

The amount of ideas that was going through his head as soon as dude sat down lmao All he could do was smile 😂😂😂

[@Luissv72]

Akaash rly placed in Top 500 for Ranked Racism this season 🤣

[@raymondfan2402]

Dude a tier above that, he Champ 3

[@Amorphous_Sand]

Came to Akaash's show in Omaha last year. To anyone who hasn't seen a comedian perform in person, I highly recommend it. If you think people like Akaash are funny on video, you'll be blown away by seeing him speak to the people around you and witness the funniest conversations happen.

[@CrazyLikeChris]

Black dude infront loving the fuck outta this

[@kotimoto]

Love the cybersecurity guy's energy

[@StingSting844]

3 beers in and out pops a new persona 😂

[@manavagrawal720]

How does he consistently do it. Bro has special powers

[@juanangel1040]

Plants, Lol. Not saying they ALL are. He does he's thing and he's exceptional at it but "Just incase..........."

[@NandaKumarnk10]

2:50 the dude in the white shirt absolutely lost it 😂😂😂

[@reeshanair7482]

No blue shirt I think

[@abhijeetswain926]

Thank God ,I thought I was colour blind for a sec​@@reeshanair7482

[@NandaKumarnk10]

​@@reeshanair7482the guy holding a glass and shades on the hat

[@----REDACTED----]

11:04 That zoom in on the "Well.. Yeah" had me CACKLING 😂😂 Give your editor a raise, so glad you captured that 😂😂😂

[@interdesk9516]

Isn't an Indian cowboy a holy man

[@AdityaSharma-rx4ek]

Dude the nuance in your comment is hilarious🤣🤣

[@bharathanand1762]

@@interdesk9516 😆😆

[@tylerdavidson2400]

He is a Christian from South India. So he eats beef.

[@brownpunk1794]

Bruh

[@kshitijpandey6514]

0:09 If you see that smile on Aakash after having eye contact with him You know that you are his wagyu steak Gonna get grilled big time 😂😂😂

[@Chudsic]

hahahaha

[@magasaurus7210]

Wagyu only gets cooked for a few seconds on each side.

[@yogeshkmrful]

Very bold of you 😂 Akash cooking steak

[@9godofthe6ix]

9:10 “Man I’ll tell you the real problem with this is them heels” sent me 😂😂😂

[@ariadneravenwillow9322]

The funny thing is, most of those stripper shoes, are fckn COMFY. If I ever wore heels, I went to the sex shop to get them🤷🏽‍♀️ i am huge on comfort and once I found out those shoes were MADE so those girls could walk all day in them, u best believe I hopped on that🤣 however I’m 26 and I don’t wear heels at all anymore anyways 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

[@orangechickenz]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we're lucky Akaash uses his powers for good and not for evil 😂 this dude could easily be one of those 'I speak to the dead' scammers, but here he is

[@Ennui83]

She's right though. Credit unions are better than banks. Being a stripper is physically and psychologically demanding. Doing that kind of work and not falling to the stereotypes or addiction does at take a lot of work ethic.

[@bangtanphoenix7280]

right. like if I were comfortable giving lap dances I would strip but most places you dont make enough from pole. also I have a pole and it is hard but so fun

[@Justdog95]

Dude this is pure comedy !!! 😭

[@avi3020]

Akaash really is the best R*cist in the comedy scene 😅👏🏼👏🏼

[@texasoutlaw4222]

This dude😂😂😂 I live in Houston and dress like that. But damn...im laughing like a maniac

[@godboy_666]

1:48 "are you a hindu?" no i am a MALLU 🗿✝☪🕉

[@thetruth5739]

Ye mallu konsa dharm hai 😂

[@juliannakaberovsky4545]

The way the cowboy guy sat killed me! Like a boss!

[@jesterjake8030]

Big up akaash for helping dave NDL!

[@mauledomen]

You know 7:15 in miami during corona, the very FIRST business type to be opened as essential was strip clubs lmao

[@faizy1714]

He's just so good at his guessing game man. Spot on!!! 🎯😅😂

[@ekachwagh]

All time Everytime 😅

[@rishiaman2288]

5:03 knew he was a mechanic

[@BettieRage3977]

I love that shirt Akaash has on! ❤

[@sikioye]

i was thinking the same thing, really cool shirt

[@cory314db]

Spot on hahahhhaha. I live in Houston. We are not farmers hahahahhahah

[@michaeldonaghue84]

1:00 Dont need the accent. The hat and boots are actually quite comfy.

[@eodmax85]

If Akaash would switch from "crowd-work comedian" to "cold-reading psychic," he'd make REAL money. 😂

[@Bogey-beauties]

this was one of your top 5... I was dying lol

[@famguy218]

“Ain’t no doctor marrying a fucking farmer” 😂 The cyber security guy is having a blast lol I love it

[@blackbelt072783]

Don't know if this means much, but because of Niko and the NDL I'm now subbed. Thank you for supporting Smiley Dave!

[@kevivtawar7716]

Aakash is like a witty history, geography, political science master who chose standup.

[@k____5697]

Please comeback to the UK, Glasgow/ Birmingham! Just for the audience roasts

[@plebcrabslayer]

10:20 Bro said two-and-a-half years, caption says five. What. 😂

[@Joseph_Martini]

Mallus Assemble!!!!! 🔥

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

😂😂😂

[@Joseph_Martini]

@@akaashsinghcomedy Bruv come to SouthEast Asia. Need a gig in Singapore!!!!

[@CreativeReaper90s]

​@@Joseph_Martinin obviously both our names start with J....

[@Joseph_Martini]

@@CreativeReaper90s not only that I am from a very Christian pentecost family (just like the audience member from the show) 🤣🤣

[@naraendrareddy273]

You got a j name too 😂

[@truestar2602]

so quick witted and hilarious! Just subscribed to your channel :)

[@Mama_Bear_of_4]

Akaask, you are probably on of my favorite standup comedians!

[@-RONNIE]

Thank you for the really funny video 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously you are an exceptional comedian & keep up the good work 👊🏻

[@keelanrhoden2023]

“I don’t work hard enough to be a stripper” sent me😂😂

[@Ramiiel]

Okay. After months of consistent posting since Gaslit, I gotta say. Akaash has made it to my top 5 easily 😂🔥

[@Nm-co6zp]

Saw ya in Denver. 4/20 It was a great show as well YEEEEEEET!!!!!

[@lilianamoni7119]

the fact that stripper waitress was answering him so seriously 😂😂 ain’t no way i’m dead

[@concoledone]

Bro is 40 years old and still better than 99 percent of comedians 😂 respect🙌🏻

[@shek8651]

His excitement when he correctly guessed she was a PA 🤣That was wild.

[@cormacjoy6916]

Is akash a stand up comedian or a mentalist/psychic at this point? That read was… uncanny accurate.

[@vaughninternational6232]

"right outside Detroit" means AubornHills/Dearborn... He never seen somebody scratching.

[@armandomeza3501]

Bro was tryna test your racism, thought you might think he was mexican lol

[@Cygnusart0843]

1:32 So he’s got a Tesla and a truck? 💀😂

[@gkbfriends852]

Thank you for this. One of the greatest days of my life.

[@jiggerman456]

He forgot too add the Kumon part....almost every indian in Sugar Land went to Kumon..LoL

[@prince_sach50]

Weak Tunak Tunak Pajeet Punjabi roasting CHAD Mallu🌴🇮🇳🦾⚔️💯🌴🇮🇳🦾‼️

[@nikhil_jadhav]

The trick about being racist is when you are right exaggerate it and when you are wrong just skip it and divert attention to something else. I caught you bro but love your crowd work. Keep it up.

[@Shakeysmoker1]

Gotta love Oklahoma 😆

[@meccascott7356]

He always guesses right. He on the next level always lol

[@HarshitRawat-d2f]

Akash is a beast with crowdwork

[@jessiQa1776]

People get cars jacked at gunpoint, during the daytime, in the galleria area of Houston.

[@Pleindevie3]

Greatest crowd guess work ever !!

[@Teapot88]

I watched this clip first on my mobile ,then on tablet and later with family on TV in a single day 😂😂....It is that good 🥰👍🏻

[@voodoochile4147]

Having money thrown at your naked body MIGHT BE/MIGHT NOT BE uncomfortable. 🤷🏾‍♀️Walking/serving/dancing in 5-6 inch heels is hard.

[@shwetzzalmighty]

what ab absolutely great set! 🙌🏻

[@willieroberts7494]

Love that man because he embraces the American culture instead of trying to change it.

[@NidzShah-ps6kr]

In all fairness, malyali Christians tend to not have much of a personal and cultural identity. They are poor and insecure about their situation, so they travel a lot through India and the world for better opportunities. They also have the world's first democratically elected communist gvt that can't deliver on their promises of opportunities and jobs. So I suppose they'll happily take on the vibe of their environment, it's easier to do that when your loyalties are dwindling and the future is uncertain for you. Now take that as you will as it is both positive and negative. They are adaptable due to their flexibility and needs, but also extremely insecure people, at least in India.

[@tashfiqmannan]

Akash sitting on that stool the funniest thing this whole video, out here lookin like curious George climbing Empire State

[@jasmeetkaur-py6pi]

Please do a show in Toronto.

[@keb8907]

Coming back to Baltimore in 2 weeks!! See you there!!!! Will be my second time my wife an I see him in person but I’m blown cause I couldn’t buy the front row tickets this time. My favorite comedian to see in person

[@Yusufibnazam]

well done on helping dave the goat

[@theenolavirus]

lol He underestimates how uncomfortable heels are. Love the jokes, don't get me wrong. But "Ladies have you ever been in a strip club and thought the heels were the worst part of the job." Yes. Absolutely yes.

[@FRUITSAMURAIX]

His working the crowd is tops.

[@sirswayze5288]

Why are you the most underrated comic my guy I can’t wait for you to come to Portland!

[@goodbot8526]

Akaash is funny af! And he's got a lot of knowledge about the cultural landscape of America. And he uses it to create zingers out of nowhere.

[@tylerdavidson2400]

He knows only about different Indian communities.

[@jeromeo8838]

As someone who lives in Sugar Land, I CACKLED at the hard read

[@williamcole5701]

He’s so damn funny. I’ll be checking to see his tour schedule. Keep it up!

[@EthanOliver-rv9ls]

I’ve grown up in sugar land my whole life and went to school with a bunch of Indians named Patel ain’t no way he just said he’s an Indian from sugar land🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EthanOliver-rv9ls]

How does he know this

[@Ryan-jy5hi]

Man. Akaash knew this be a hit.

[@TangoCharlie-mz8lh]

That may have been the best one yet

[@Bellicose0311]

He’s so effing good at this stuff it’s insane

[@whatup307]

“I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!! I FUCKIN KNEW IT!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! LET’S GOOO!!!!!” Thank you for coming. The End. 🙄🙄🙄

[@bilalhussain1203]

NDL 🤝 akaash!

[@mosesbenjudahisrael8687]

Akaash knows his people. Don't play with this man ‼️

[@huntervalles1565]

Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead!!!! Gary is also North Indiana you were probably thinking Indianapolis

[@ladhkay]

That was so good lmaoo keep it up fam!

[@SinskariBoi3366three]

Print a shirt “ I fucking knew it, yo!” 😂😂😂

[@JABRIEL251]

The smile on his face when the cowboy showed up. He knew he was about to have fun.

[@ikke2757]

The smile on Akaash's face when he saw the Indian cowboy told me this was going to be great one! He didn't disappoint.....on the contrary!🤣🤣🤣

[@opaljha8914]

I like that you pronounce your name right most of the time

[@herpdyderpp]

This cOwBoi is the definition of poser 😂😂