NEVER Take Marriage Advice From a Middle Eastern Dad | Akaash Singh Comedy

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

A Mexican Muslim called Gideon. That’s something.

[@AR7XN]

Shady

[@Schrodinger-pk5ws]

@@AR7XN Why?

[@EM.K024]

​@@AR7XNIslam is a religion, we've Muslim Pauls, Muslim Chan Shin, Muslim Ramonov 😂

[@DRG2517]

My thoughts exactly. I'm Mexican..... never heard that one before.

[@dynamiscr]

Def a cop 😂

[@labeebfarooqi7548]

That was the greatest plot twist in standup I have ever seen 🤣

[@zeke_da_iconix3944]

Seen* all love

[@labeebfarooqi7548]

@@zeke_da_iconix3944 🤫😶‍🌫️

[@HanmaHeiro]

​@@zeke_da_iconix3944appreciate you for doing what I wanted but not wanting to be the one 😅

[@alexandervaratharajah5669]

I saw this comment before watched the video and at the end it all made sense 😂

[@TheScottishMutt]

Major bruh moment there. "Mexican? That's a first. I usually get Arab." *5 minutes later* Akaash: "What ethnicity are you?" Him: "Mexican."

[@Naratveerman]

My man said "thats a first" on being told he looks mexican 🤣

[@purnasaimadala]

And he’s mexican 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bazn3XB]

Someone finally got it correct!

[@TeamProU]

hahahahahaha i forgot about that.. thats crazy (or i think he said latino)

[@illyGalSloth]

As an Arab that doesn't look Arab, I get it 😂😂 It's rough for us racially ambiguous people, haha

[@Schrodinger-pk5ws]

Happens to racially ambiguous, I've been assumed so many different races but never my actual one

[@qq-np8xk]

"Happiness comes from a second wife" cold

[@natenate2280]

He too raw

[@Razi98]

Makes logical sense tho, under a specific set of circumstances

[@hrushikeshghanekar]

bigamy is banned.

[@Thi-Nguyen]

Worked for me! 🤣 My first husband was a cad. Married me because I rose up in the ranks faster than he did. We were both active duty and I had entered about three months after him. But I was promoted based on a “below the zone” qualifier and he didn’t. So he figured since I was making more money (like it was such a huge amount more) he figured I’d pay all his past due bills including $4500 to insure his him, another $4500 that he still owed on his car and other miscellaneous bills, all of which I never knew about until we were married and he shipped out for a six month tour to Abu Dhabi. Yeah, he had been stupid enough to give me POA while he was gone, so his car was repossessed and his bills remained unpaid, all while I served him the papers.

[@naveengokarla9518]

💀​@@Thi-Nguyen

[@Ramiiel]

Akaash profiling people better than the FBI 😂😂

[@random_person_on_internet]

Plot twist : he wants to work for FBI and this is his resume😂

[@prettygeorgialady1249]

😂😂😂

[@GoldeneyeDoubleO7]

Akaash is the king of reading people lmao

[@ItsGalaxys]

It's getting to a point I feel like they're plants 🤣

[@baohua8]

1000% 😂😂😂

[@Jay-i4s7b]

Naw man it's not hard if you know what to look for.

[@MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out]

@@Jay-i4s7b reading and THEN riffing on it to make it funny is very very hard.

[@mantasignatavicius7787]

@@MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out True but he is right about that part that he knows how to look for

[@kauchand]

Aakash seems like he spent his childhood in a multi-ethnic neighbourhood or atleast went to a school which was diverse and just observed and kept updating himself. He is still open to learning on stage. Kudos to him to convert that into sthg funny for most people

[@asu5632]

Yeah he’s from DFW, Dallas which is very diverse.

[@pr4495]

This is a very good observation. I never thought of that.

[@HystericalHistoryTV]

Yeah Dallas Texas was known to be super diverse in the 90’s 👀🤣 I think it’s just from hanging with Andrew schulz who’s from new York

[@asu5632]

@@HystericalHistoryTV oh stfu I’ve lived in the area. It was diverse and ignorant and racist fuck like you wouldn’t know

[@lionessstarseed6812]

As well, Akaash, Andrew and their other comedian friends spent lots of time doing basement stand up gigs in NYC together early in their career when they were grinding as newbie struggling comedians. Schulz did a hometown tour video where he, Akaash and friends went back to their old NYC stomping grounds, told some back in the day stories about doing stand up and hustling. So he’s def had multicultural immersion in different ways.

[@KainTheDamned]

The gideon bit was unreal !

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

[@wickedbird1538]

😮😮So Gideon is wearing a hoodie with the name Anthony on his back and claiming to be Muslim. Hmm.

[@poisonappleantiques5710]

@@wickedbird1538 He's wearing a jersey over the hoodie. A Google search says it is from the Denver Nuggets- professional basketball player Carmelo Anthony, #15.

[@trym2121]

​@@wickedbird1538don't forget, Mexican as well. Sus as heck

[@AR7XN]

He's just pretending to be Muslim and fucking that girl I guess shady as fuck

[@linkibetv]

"Happiness comes from the second one" nearly took me (and Akaash) out. NO ONE saw that coming.

[@Rabbit-k8q]

That dad was quoting Bob Marley when he said, "Don't give up, keep up the fight.".

[@Varun2565]

“Community business “🤣

[@mhayah]

Am dying 😭😂 last guy tried to take Akaash in a ride ,, and Akaash was lik,,naah let’s make this a roller coaster 🤣🤣🤣

[@ace_band0]

Yooo that last bit was amazing work 😂😂 as a Muslim myself, I felt exactly what you were feeling, but would never be able to articulate it so well. You have a gift brother 💪🏼

[@ZDaTruth219]

The funniest part about the GIdeon bit was that Carmelo Anthony (jersey he is wearing) CHEATED on his wife🤣

[@DillonDank]

Can u name 5 NBA players that haven't?

[@TheAnikasis]

the irony!! 😂

[@Sickwitit18]

@DillonDank LeBron, Curry, Westbrook, Giannis, Durant. And that's just all stars

[@cks2020693]

boy uses his racism like a geoguesser professional😂

[@najjimohammad9124]

“I like him more I’m bonding with this guy right now” LMFAOOOOOO

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

I'm gonna be performing in these cities during June! Indianapolis - June 7/8 Raleigh - June 21/22 Buffalo - June 28/29 Hope to see some of you guys there!

[@Fun_Sized_Gigi]

When are you swinging by Philly?

[@AnaLucia-wy2ii]

Okay, but I’m NOT sitting up front.

[@Candycane_B]

Any shows in Houston?

[@MaPrajna1]

Will you be coming to the West Coast,SF?

[@justinv6410]

I don’t see Bathinda in your schedule.

[@Wildcatchigga11]

Fbi should appointment him for profiling people without even taking to people.

[@rakshitnair9795]

This man is right even when he is wrong

[@1Skorpia]

He would have mad a great lawyer. He doesn't back down.

[@mysticmaadeehrc2181]

&& he be so wrong and rightly hilarious 😂

[@manuelnunez8802]

"Happiness comes from the second one." He's not lying.

[@AinzWoolGown]

Damn bro, Gideon is trippin

[@IbraNNB7]

Undercover cop

[@thescoggfather]

"Happiness comes on the second one" 😂😂

[@RegisChapman]

Don't fuck with the Akaashic Records!

[@jayillest9981]

I got the prayer beads in my car CUH!! 😂😂😂😂

[@cljh5069]

Last guy sounds like a prison convert. He learned just enough to imitate but did not pass the sniff test.

[@waalex11]

Damn, the daughter father crowd work, lol.

[@USSEnterprise-vc9yf]

I missed seeing Andrew Shulz 4yrs ago because of my mom’s illness. I didn’t think anyone’s crowd work game was as good until I saw you. You need to come to the Atl bruh. I’m sitting front row with no shame.

[@amarrevolver4452]

You should check Phil Hanley

[@USSEnterprise-vc9yf]

@@amarrevolver4452 Thanks for the suggestion. Phil is nice with the crowd work

[@sudiptodas0001]

Ranked Competetive Champion of Racism does it again! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Virans_Visions]

He is Sherlocked😂😂

[@sarahf.s.2961]

Akaash knows how to do a professional interrogation lol.

[@nixmor5333]

Akaash you are too hilarious...loved the plot twist with Dad. 🤣

[@mahakmonkey]

Woww!! I just binged watched all your videos, you're so cool aakash!

[@jigsawkiller]

Akaash has the best "idgaf" personality in comedy

[@treetrain]

"yeah happiness comes from second one" from that guy like with no time to even think about it, just said it immediately was freakin' the best thing ever! timing in comedy is everything! ahahahaha I literally spit all over my laptop hearing that! :p

[@nicholasdavis863]

1:18 lmao community business

[@bethb.6813]

Every time I listen to Akash I wonder just how many times he has been approached by US intelligence agency recruiters. This guy is such a natural.

[@KiDIkarus-i9k]

I’m ngl you HAD to add that last clip 😭😭😭 that was fucking GOLD

[@Randommm-o3b]

Aakash knows people more than they know themselves 🤣🤣

[@JaxLittles]

Im Asian and I got shafted... I lived on my own, worked two jobs, and put myself through college. My parents like to claim my achievements all the time. LoL

[@ChaelZonnen]

I’m glad Schulz saw his potential and never tried to hold him back. This dude always has me laughing

[@emotionalIntelligence2078]

Bruh this could be so serious af. The guys and that arab girl were chill pill. Comedy at its finest...simply being itself...a comedy.

[@treetrain]

akash you are by far my favorite crowd work comedian!! love ya' buddy

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

Thank you Fam!

[@TECH097]

That man needs to join you on tour. XD

[@shaunmeserole9619]

His crowd work is impeccable.

[@joshuaporter4078]

Truest comment I have ever heard . Happiness comes from the 2nd marriage LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elnino3903]

BARS! Happiness comes from the second one! OG

[@stargazerlillie7]

GOAT of pre-judging people

[@sanborn2010]

The last one was diabolical

[@techguy76]

Finally back to do what you do bro, love it! 😂

[@volitionmartialartsandfitn2701]

LOOOOL at the end " mexican"

[@jhonm6347]

You're the best at crowd work Akaash, I can't see you live so thanks for posting it

[@wolfsinclairgaming]

Gideon being Mexican meant he was probably born Catholic. So boom, another win for Akaash!

[@Schrodinger-pk5ws]

He insinuated parents didn't practice anything

[@travibetes1]

There is nobody better at profiling than Akaash lmao, and Andrew too tbh. Y'all ain't never wrong lol

[@marciavanwormer5956]

Please please please, please please come to the Pacific Northwest. You are one of my all-time favorites!

[@CheeseLayong]

Killed it. Masterful!

[@theonetruekirk]

That guy is like the anti-heckler. He's involved in the show, but not in a disruptive way.

[@xanderprangler8621]

Good for her on earning an schoolarship! Still that's only possible when you don't have to work nightshift to pay for your parents medical treatment at 16 y/o... so, no. She did not do it "all by herself". Nobody does.

[@jess_Heat]

So good at crowd work.. absolutely hilarious!

[@lawlrd6655]

I havent watched in a few months. Lil homie has improved alot

[@trendinguk]

Akaash do u have super powers or something 😂 bro always reads people 1000%

[@lataliamalcom7578]

I have no clue who this guy is, but he is funny af! I’m definitely going to see him. Non stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 my kind of fuckin funny.

[@dranjan16]

he is THE guy

[@akaashsinghcomedy]

www.akaashsingh.com for tickets!

[@annacherish5734]

Come to canada

[@YourLoyalHighness87]

1:14 yesss 😂 3:39 “happiness comes from second one” 😂😂💯💯

[@terryjohnson5579]

My man died on that stage. Bruh just unfiltered honesty.

[@youalreadyknow5039]

I love this guy!!!! A pure genius!!!!! …😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…

[@sidmallya8892]

God damn.. he's a beverage? 😮 Genius my brother!

[@youalreadyknow5039]

@@sidmallya8892 😂😂😂😂… 🍺🍺.. cheers mate!!!

[@nicholasdavis863]

3:32 I love this guy bc he right it's always the second wife 😂😂😂😂

[@randominitiative]

Seriously awesome! You're so good at your craft, you can solve all criminal cases even with eyes closed. Lol

[@mrblonde2k3]

Watching the improvement in your crowd work throughout the years has been an amazing journey

[@goodbot8526]

Akash Singh is great at crowd work. Many great stand ups weren't ever good at this skill in comedy because its so much more rapid and risky. IT's like close up magic.

[@AnaLucia-wy2ii]

Akaash is a talented man.

[@teamreckdjipod]

this was great! good crowd interaction one of the best

[@surya-kn7tl]

"happiness comes from the second one" - So middle eastern thing!!😁

[@ayeshaamir7846]

Akaash, you're the best for the "not equally shitty" line. Hilarious. Greeting from a Muslim girl from Pakistan.

[@Visakh_S_Nair]

You like multiple wife marriages?

[@ibrahimmerchant89]

Dude stop acting weird.....​@@Visakh_S_Nair

[@Visakh_S_Nair]

@@ibrahimmerchant89 what's being weird? It's not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to 6 yr ol ayisa

[@Visakh_S_Nair]

@@ibrahimmerchant89 not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to 6 yr ol.

[@Visakh_S_Nair]

@@ibrahimmerchant89 Not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to a 6 yr ol.

[@m4gnuz]

9:20 Akaash is the greatest indeed XD XD XD

[@WidowedVet1867]

He said "happiness comes from 2nd wife". Spot on. I lived it.

[@bb9135]

Dad and the big sister were like she’s definitely a brat. Great banter with everyone

[@Brogrl]

Screaming at the end 😂 😮

[@IbraNNB7]

Gideon is definitely an undercover cop

[@boomshakalaka8567]

I literally fell off my chair and hurt myself when he said he was Mexican at the end...That was either scripted or the greatest crowd work I've ever seen lmfao

[@teddgrambmx]

6:47 that really is a Latino outfit he got on 😂 100% thought that he was 😂😂 Bruh 😂😂💀 that ending 😂

[@Rkhan40404]

You need to come to England. It would be a proper laugh

[@jeffwood7642]

7:23 got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂 I got them prayer beeds in my car cuz.

[@jordanedwards9681]

Shit was too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kukku1918]

Gosh akaash is bloody intuitive 🙌🏽

[@willgyackov]

People act like Akaash is trash. This dude is quick with it

[@Eric.V.]

Thank god he doesn’t censor or bleep the best words! Keep it real, keep it unedited 😎👍

[@sarrahghor4640]

i need more!!! Need to watch more

[@dontwannabefound]

She likes him- that’s why she not arranging it

[@melisaolivero3297]

Akash is one of the best with crowd work.

[@timsartistic7328]

Happiness comes from the Second One is too real, by it took my dad Three to find Happiness.

[@avinash22i]

The last guy has red flags written all over him. If were that women I would run and never look back.

[@Word-Smithy]

You can't be going to an Aakash show with an identity crisis. He will straighten you out real quick.

[@bex6638]

His crowd interactions are always awesome.

[@forcesofkanto]

“It’s your mom but it’s his ex-wife and im bonding with this guy over here” is some all-timer crowd work

[@-RONNIE]

Akaash you are good & that was a funny video as always 🤣🤣🤣 keep it up 👊🏻

[@legallyblind-guy1947]

3:31 I legit LOL and this guy turned around all confused

[@bandit_six5418]

That dad just told Akaash he needs to ditch his wife soon 😂

[@ErkRy-dv8rr]

Always here bhai

[@WhiteMaxBlake]

Akaash is really great at this.

[@querrythis]

He's good at situational comedy.

[@jacobdakshak5919]

crowd work is the best i’ve seen 😂

[@rossreynolds9668]

Sitting in my office trying not to do a literal spit take at "Happiness comes from the second one"🤣

[@bummers]

You should just work for FBI or CIA. Wait, are you undercover?