Al Murray - Every parent must watch this!

Al Murray - Every parent must watch this, particularly those with teenaged girls.

[@gQuaresma07]

"that will show the Chinese that we are back in fucking business!" Brilliant!!!

[@sgtg4600]

This man should be Prime Minister........

[@TheBoomamatic]

he ran for office a while back. got like 300 votes or something

[@laughingachilles]

That's because everyone knew it was a joke.

[@Whoami691]

Including him :P Even he knew he had no chance.

[@debbiebenis3945]

Geordie

[@pixlekingproductions]

Sgt G oh he tried

[@johnpirie3800]

Such a clever, clever man. As a comedian, he is hilarious. Timing is wonderful. Check out his tour of Germany, where he visits the entire country, discussing its rights and wrongs. Mans a genius.

[@nicolaiby1846]

That's likely the most English person ever. He is fucking priceless.

[@chinablues3415]

His name is Alastair James Hay Murray. He was born in England, but is of Scottish heritage. His Pub Landlord character is a satirical sketch mocking the narrow-minded Brexiteer types; he is definitely not one of them, yet they're too ridiculous to realise.

[@pusb_87english63]

Imagine calling everyone who voted for brexit narrow minded, most of the country I may add. You lost deal with it you plank.

[@susstudio]

"And don't listen to Jamie Oliver either... he's a TWAT!" Howling! 😂

[@petelattimer6808]

so true!

[@stewartnicol3028]

So typical of English society....they are sitting listening to a genius comedian, who is playing a fictional character....and they are agreeing with his fictional portrayal of a classic English bigot. They even cheer for his fictional put down of Jamie Oliver, a man who genuinely tried to make a difference to children's diet. Sheep, led by Goats.

[@forestdad]

@@stewartnicol3028 no really snowflake, they just think Jamie Oliver is a twat, and he is.

[@zakr1187]

@@stewartnicol3028 k

[@Mossyz.]

@@stewartnicol3028 Do you even know who Jamie Oliver is ? ..He fcked up the whole way people think about children taking sugar based food to schools.....because of that arsehole kids are not able to drink soft drinks in school ..if they are caught the parents are fined.!!

[@kou4997]

2:46 "and that will show the chinese the we're back in business" and im here a chinese man laughing my ass out XD

[@stephenbailey6709]

A total legend. Genius 😂

[@GodConsciousness]

An absolute comedy legend, Al Murray! Very smart comedy! Love and respect!

[@expressoevangelism80]

I like his logic. It is just so straight forward, it sort of makes sense, as long as we don’t take him seriously.

Took me 5 minutes to work it out but Murray is as sharp as a razor

[@METALFREAK03]

ouch

[@niknoks7638]

Timeless and destined to be a classic 🤣👏

[@jwrobin21]

Kids raising Kids raising Kids.

[@AgustePerry]

Your a legend! Best comedian ever. I laugh everytime

[@franceleeparis37]

Al Murray, the Monty Python team and most British comedians show exactly what higher education can do... distill social issues to a level that can be understood by all.. without actually offending anyone or using violence.. everyone should aspire to become a comedian by going to university (the real ones, not those that just changed their names)

[@leevikv]

Dont forget rowan atkinson

[@bucko2801]

i think that's the last place comedians nowadays would want to go , for fear of offending some left wing, woke , " i know better than you " student union leader!

[@mcspeedypantsjr5713]

Bollocks

[@kingdomhearts743]

Could not agree more..

[@johncarroll772]

Billy Connolly didn't need university

[@markkelly940]

You are a legend Al Murray! Very funny guy, great job man!

[@georgeholbrook1886]

Oh jeez I need that conversation with my 9 year old baby girl!

[@cogidubnus1953]

Quite rightly a legend in his own lunchtime...very, very clever guy indeed...

[@jamiegoddard693]

Al is class a legend

[@karlosthevulturemischeski5583]

Made my night listening to this,so fucking correct!!

[@mrchocolatetoast1355]

I dont think I got asked what I wanted for tea until I was about 17

[@kacywatson6314]

Al Murray for prime Minister of Great Britain 🇬🇧

[@michaelsnow4735]

Once again absolutely first class

[@themayorofdipshittery3646]

Many true words spoken in jest 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@manuellopez1956]

Fucking brilliant. The last joke is a type known as "a shaggy dog story"

[@dickvarga6908]

and rebuild Hadrian's wall - taller!

[@kills26]

+Dick Varga That was a good wall, I will help.

[@masterblob7196]

yep to keep the english out

[@geordiejigsaw]

master blob north of the wall is England.

[@METALFREAK03]

@zondaintheair we actually mostly go around now fixing the polish builder's work as they cut corners.

[@geoffmassingham785]

I think Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon has started to!

[@Joisey11]

His act is probably based on all the pub rants he’s heard.

[@michaelshaughnessy4435]

Yeah every parent needs to do that then we can wave goodbye to the X Factor.

[@MichaelJones-nn7my]

Hilarious but also very true

[@kevinstreet5709]

Genius

[@rushiljohar4206]

That will show the Chinese!!!! HAAHAHHAHA

[@scwagcom]

Great drummer as well

[@Obimacwen]

That's right more money hahahhah

[@lukemandalore7690]

I'm 14 and I agree with every goddamn word of this especially the underpants also Sgt G exactly what I was thinking

[@ryanbrimson8238]

Same I’m 14 too this mans a genius to be able to mix humour with actual meaningful facts and issues

[@rushiljohar4206]

Holy shit who is he! He's intense. He's great

[@maxbacon4828]

Many a true word ..........!

[@geoffringham1051]

BRILLIANT 👍 😃😃😃😃😃

[@ethanashin7019]

I’m 13 and I can get behind this

[@roystoddard7135]

Ethan Ashin I know you are probably 15 now and I’m 70 but I’ve got something to tell you treacle and that is lol lol lol, and do you think the same way now.

[@leevikv]

@@roystoddard7135 lol lol lol

[@zakr1187]

@@roystoddard7135 k

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

“And that’ll show the Chinese were back in f**kin’ business!” 😂😂😂

[@vantheman12welshman66]

Love the carpet

[@michaelkemp6857]

All hail the Al!!

[@JudgeBluey]

Before I became a parent, a grandparent, and now a Great Grandparent, I had at least 12 years of practice with children (my younger siblings) because my Mum & Dad worked six days a week. I look back at those times, and agree with Al Murray that PARENTS should NOT become parents, without many tests and exams. Let's just see who REALLY wants kids, hmmmmm?

[@leevikv]

Japanangka is a weird name. Honestly i cant get over it its hilarious.

[@leostarr4293]

What they doing having kids if they work six day weeks and leave their kids with their other kid? Ridiculous behaviour.

[@yordygarcia1242]

Gordon would absolutely love Al.

[@peggs1]

Good god , He's right !

[@xG_MANx]

Pure legend! Funny but true facts. And remember PC WOKE people…it’s just a joke.😎

[@imonthebox1148]

Many a true word spoken in jest. End of.....

[@modernviking7355]

...and thatll show the chinese were back in business" lmao

[@jauntycube6875]

Bring it on Murray I already do hard work I ain't building no pyramid

[@denniscooper6148]

You realise this is a parody.

[@coventrypressureclean280]

Council estate meaning for dad is drink and drugs

[@RaysTrack]

Such an intelligent guy. This alter ego as King Gammon is nothing like the real guy.

[@rajibrabbi40]

agreed

[@donaldcrawford3596]

According to many he is very cultured when his CV is checked.

[@meirwise1107]

Hilarious!

[@jota3732]

Love the pub land lord , but it’s only an act , Al Murray is as left as you can get , funny guy .

[@rushiljohar4206]

As Miserable as rest of us!!!!

[@aarondingain9006]

That's the problem today kid's having kids as the parents sit on their arse's getting pissed and stoned and you can't discipline them for fear of social sciences on your door step

[@Elitist20]

Social sciences! I know, right? All those nosy economists and archaeologists.

[@sarahholland1375]

What we need to do is build some pyramids! LMAO

[@lesmoor001]

hes total different in real life

[@jintsfan]

Al joking aside, (see what I did there), ‘Scotland’ DOESN’T want to leave the UK.

[@breebw]

Never seen mashed potato eaten with hands before. Then our 9 yo grandchildren visited. So yeah.

[@georgemckie6986]

Breen Whitman

[@raychambers3646]

My wife worked in a school canteen, cutlery was an alien concept to a lot of them!

[@tomjenkins8151]

I feel like Al Murray would have got on well with George Carlin...

[@mercydoll2849]

Quasi Mofo wrong Comedian.. George Carlin was too thoughtful and introspective compared to this guy I think you mean somebody more along the lines of Dice Clay or Sam Kinison...

[@everestfalls]

It might actually work.

[@leighrichards9111]

He could be our best prime minister

[@MrMbisker]

You got a fucking boyfriend, he can pay for it!! 😂😂😂

[@Sfm892]

Im a teenager and i work hard for everything i mean i know he doesn’t mean everyone but i know quite a few kids/teenagers who work hard but he does have appoint most people don’t work hard

[@Stubchain]

It's a comedy routine Prim, plain and simple, not to be taken literally.

[@magnusmaul5447]

Build a Woodhenge, a Wickerhenge, a Plastichenge, a Paperhenge, another Stonehenge, a Brickhenge, a Metalhenge, Chocolatehenge, a Glasshenge and a Meathenge. Keep the idea of the no power tools and the foreman with the stick.

[@TheCatBilbo]

Um, I wonder if people realise it's a satirical character?! Shades of people loving Alf Garnett and not realising!

[@HumanTypewriter]

Or he is just a bit like Alf. There will always be idiots like them.

[@limpfishyes]

@@HumanTypewriter He's a character. It's satire, only most people watching probably don't realise. Here hs is doing a serious docu on the art of Germany kzbin.info/www/bejne/apq7YY2ajZacaNk

[@stephenreeds3672]

Alas I think a lot of people don't.

[@trollobite1629]

@@limpfishyes *"...most don't realise..."* Have a phucking day off will yah, satire and sarcasm is what the English do best.

[@nickdearden2273]

Put your hands up so I know who to completely throw under the bus 😂

[@sir648]

He's funny. He's like a British version of Sam Kinison

[@richardsales6996]

Great Britain centre of the universe lol

[@justintime1307]

Had my son on a contract and asked him to go and sort something for me. Half an hour later I wondered where he'd went. Found him sleeping on the customers bed. His excuse, he done what I'd asked and didn't know what to do next. 16 ye old, walked out an apprenticeship because his friends left the college. No concept of work what so ever. Wants to be a full time game player on playstation, WTF is going on with kids today

[@redkop510]

I work 10hr shifts on nights....obviously the company takes on many employees some of them young ie: between ages 18-25....most of them don't last 2 weeks..had one lad finish because he was stressed out... unbelievable...but I have found that most of them just want Mummy and Daddy to look after them while they just want to stay at home and smoke weed🤔..the amount of young people now working while stoned out of their heads is unreal...they can't even function.

[@eddielawson6755]

Agree with everything. I'm a theatre auditorium enthusiast but don't know this one - can anyone identify it for me ? I'm a bit of a trainspotter, but we all have our faults !!

[@Stubchain]

It could be Queens Theatre London Eddie. The full show was called The Only Way Is EPIC.

[@ashleymardlin4337]

theatre royal in Brighton theatreroyalbrighton.com

[@justandy333]

Great way to justify your own geekish interest by putting another geekish interest down. From 1 geek to another that's a pretty shit way to conduct yourself.

[@alexdunhill4271]

i think he meant his "fault" was that he didn't know which theatre it was mate

[@justandy333]

I disagree. if he was concerned about theaters then why did he bother mentioning 'trainspotters' they are totally unrelated. Thats how alot of insecure 'geeks' behave. They try to justify their own niche interests by putting others down. Thus targeting the commonly perceived 'geek' stereotype of trainspotters. There is nothing wrong with having a niche interest. There is everything wrong with trying to put other down for it. Quit defending this tosser. I'm sure he could speak for himself if he had the balls.

[@jamess5415]

4:46 my ex-wife would agree with that 🤣😂

[@alexandroo7631]

The 179 dislikes must b the gay boys

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Im half gay and i liked the vid

[@billshearing6398]

Funniest stand up act ever

[@scottleft3672]

i can't beleive the flat screen dillemma is archtypal...omfg.....and i know its true.

[@GuySands]

Me and the other dads, in the group..LOL!!!!!

[@MONKEYBOY4627]

Who is Tess just wondering? Very attractive woman

[@ciaran3884]

That generation grew up, the millennials are ruining everything, the generation under that are becoming better.

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

richard cunningham No you were dealt bad bloody parents!

[@lettuceprime4922]

Dead men tell no tales 1914 - It's not Gen X's fault their parents were too high on having life fucking handed to them on a silver platter to raise kids.

[@theinternetkilledmusic2054]

I feel so sorry for millennials.

[@EEYore-py1bf]

Everyone before Gen Z fucked everything, boomers opened the borders, Gen Xers fucked the economy with their 'social democracy' shit, millennials called everything racist and sexist, so now Gen Z is left with no country, no jobs, and no identity. No fucking wonder we're swinging to the right like a god damn tetherball.

[@develynseether4426]

He's right, most parents are doing a really shit job.

[@TheFWAdmin]

You should've cut the video at 9.45

[@christophermallett8166]

Some of these kids are their own fuckin grandparents 😂😂😂

[@VutecVision]

Funny

[@bakunicorn]

sum i need to tell you right now

[@AlanTaylormusic]

Is that Steve Wilko in the front row?

[@hoogmonster]

Al Murray Is Donald Trump's principal policy advisor...

[@redwarf8118]

..I wish he would be.

[@mentalmaud8894]

Trump would probably make a better person if Al was.

[@startproductions4399]

funny

[@simonjones7785]

Gets my voye every time

[@blackcat2075]

this dude is a crack up

[@marcrodgers7100]

Your on crack if you think that

[@mactavishmac1134]

Lmao

[@justsmashing4628]

Artificial Intelligence Murray

[@mactavishmac1134]

Remote kids

[@mactavishmac1134]

I'm pissed

[@majellamulry3213]

😂👍

[@grahambeaumont396]

Ellie

[@ellielouise6247]

Graham Beaumont Yes?

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Wait, I'm missing some context here, aren't I?

[@justamanchimp]

I don't get the "You can't ***** see" at the end?

[@Stubchain]

It's every kids "ambition" to appear in these crap "talent" shows (I use the term loosely). All the girls sound exactly the same and sing through their noses.

[@develynseether4426]

​@@Stubchain most girls these days end up having an OnlyFans account and think they're entitled to a sugar daddy

[@Takezo5191]

Finally ! I actually found a British comedian that makes me laugh :)

[@redwarf8118]

how long have you been looking, two minutes? some examples I like: Dylan Moran, Bill bailey, Billy Connolly (Scottish), Sean Lock, Ross Noble, Johnny Vegas, all of Monty Python (!), Ronnie Corbett ...

[@stevelufc64]

2 ms in mum =more money 2 d's in dad =deeper debt

[@realmwatters2977]

7 years later he tried but failed.

[@leeemery8099]

Under pants, shouldn’t they be called, Under Trousers 🤔

[@mactavishmac1134]

Plod? No wonder they run away