How Global Finance Really Works

The Guv' breaks down how the finance markets really work.
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[@Noble713]

"Fritz....Messerschmidt.....he's on extension 109." BRUH. XD.

[@ianmagpantay4799]

@chocobonita Messerschmitt 109 search it up

[@leofender8044]

chocobonita messerschmidt me109, german aeroplane from ww2

[@RamsFan93]

i actually missed the 109 bit

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

XD

[@dakotaraptor5918]

and his friends, heinkel (111) dorneir (17) Junkers (87) Focke wulf (190) and tiger (1 or 2)

[@Skullair313]

As a german I can confirm, that it is mandatory for us to call an english person at least once a week to mock them. And it is important to me to stick to this rule.

[@Malet89]

So that was you?!

[@atay6413]

Hey rules ARE rules after all.

[@LilLingLing6789]

Hahaha as a Scots lady we're listening in on the other line trying not to get caught laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@filgus497]

I have a German mate (lets call him Hans) who actually does this. I'm pretty sure he's a secret Anglophile though, he only calls me to hear the accent.

[@SpookyFox1000]

Please be careful how much piss taking you try ! You followed Hitler and generally got a lucky let off !

[@gregorysanderson2000]

I say he is the funniest intellectual comedian there is and I’m in my seventies. He keeps me going. God bless him. He has got me through some dark days. Thanks Al Murray.

[@iandavis5739]

I fully agree. His observations backed by knowledge, his nuances and delivery of things we can no longer say publicly, while privately having a giggle within closed circles makes this man one of the only intellectual comedians performing at this level. Five per cent of this monologue was devoted to a clever stab at the Irish of which I am one, and his exposing of the greed, lunacy and smugness of the Celtic Tiger era was right on the money. He subtly portrays us as the victims, and we truly were. We're still paying the debt, fourteen years later with many more years to go. Greetings from a recently turned 59 year old. This performance is incredible.

[@rabidhoneybadger5436]

I hope you are still going 😊

[@idiotonbike]

He is very good, but you're not in your seventies Greg 2000 😅 and if you were, being old doesn't mean he is the greatest there is, it just means you're old

[@Turkaloid]

what an amazing person. Al Murray is so brilliant he can combine comedy, history, business, economics all in one package. he is an absolute master when it comes to comedy with class. i feel amused and enriched at the sometime.

[@karyne826]

Verbatim Ipsum pure genius 👌

[@davidclarke1973]

And he served his comedy apprenticeship under the great Harry Hill!!!

[@reesecasey5684]

Instablaster.

[@whatever007]

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[@AkuraTheAwesome]

He decided to play up the working class image to give people intellectual whiplash.

[@AvatarOfGames]

Fräulein Tigertank

[@ancogaming]

Next Rammstein Song confirmed

[@thehellyousay]

Ya. Das güt der keg. Hupti-hupti mit Helga! Schtrüdel! Or something like that...

[@somesandman8328]

AvatarOfGames mycaruba :3

[@derSchmetterling08]

As an actual stock trader who speaks German I find this absolutely hilarious!

[@robertkopp873]

True story. Fritz Messerschmitt really did say that...

[@brudenell27]

Robert Kopp Extension 109 😂

[@elizabethtaylor9321]

Robert Kopp Messerschmitts first name was Willie !

[@tonycorlett2099]

Al Murray is part German

[@jdrancho1864]

@@brudenell27 Surprised that a contemporary British audience would get that. Took me a (short) while.

[@richardturner9317]

@@tonycorlett2099- the bad part !

[@peterleach5573]

Never thought I'd hear a British comedian educating an audience about global finance. Al Murray for finance minister I say. First job, pull the plug on the corrupt derivatives market.

[@20Proff]

It is too late to do so... Derivatives make up about 130 Trillion dollars - more than the combined GDP of all nations... You will have to reset the entire economy after abolishing all debt to do away with it...

[@Tank1711]

I mean he did run for MP in my local area a few years ago. He ran against Farage and hell, I voted for him 😂😂 shame he didnt win

[@heidikarinen563]

Nah send labradors back to Canada.

[@Tank1711]

@MichaelKingsfordGray better him than that fucking toad 😂😂 in the end neither of them won though

[@horiapintilie4263]

Ah yes when people who understand fuck all about finance try to regulate financial markets.

[@ancogaming]

He speaks German way better than that, I know for a fact because he visited to make a documentary here. But of course, the Guv doesn't, why would he when English is the best language IN THE WOOOORLD!?

[@LookHereMars]

I don't think many people know that Al Murray is a qualified Historian who attended and graduated Oxford University and can if memory serves speak fluent German. He is a very smart Individual and knowing this at least for me makes the Guvs comedy that much more funny.

[@maxmullen6337]

AncoGaming. English is the most widely spoken language in the world. More people speak other languages, but English is the most common second language. Knowing German is useful in Germany (and Austria) but where else? Knowing English is likely to be useful in practically every country in the world. It’s all the consequence of England being the first modern democracy, the first to embrace science for its own sake (the first society to create a organisation devoted to science) and the first to industrialise and bringing civilisation to at least a quarter of the globe in the greatest empire in history.

[@thehighprotondiet3127]

He also sounds nothing like a cockney pub landlord in real life, ie. the entire rest of the show is an act, too.

[@jdrancho1864]

Search for 'Al Murray's German Adventure'. It's an 8-parter here on YT.

[@danb1618]

Yeah he seems to choose intelligible German for an English audience. Very smart comedy and writing

[@garyross1133]

For those commenting on his German accent I think you will find his (Paternal) Grandmother was of German/Austrian Aristocratic descent. he tells a superb story of his Grandmother scaring the crap out of him whilst reading the Three Bears fairy story in a strong German accent. have had the pleasure of attending half a dozen of his shows and never been disappointed. Brilliant comic and a very intelligent man.

[@jdrancho1864]

Was there an Al Murray episode of 'Who Do You Think You Are?'

[@uweinhamburg]

I don't think a German grandmother would have taught him some of the expressions 😂😂 In reality Al is pretty well-informed about Germany and he seems to like it. There is a great series about his travel adventures in Germany which show his interest in and sympathy for the country and its people kzbin.info/www/bejne/apq7YY2ajZacaNk

[@bargepoled]

He did a documentary tour of Germany a few years ago. It was brilliant. He loves Germany

[@Tourist1967]

​@@jdrancho1864He knows who he is. He is related to the Duke of Atholl. Can trace his lineage back centuries.

[@shelbynamels7948]

@@bargepoled 'Al Murray's Germany' . Eight one-hour episodes, avail on Yt. Highly recommended.

[@Kyleinasailing]

As a Brit that has lived in Germany for forty years, I can say his German is very good. Quite a brilliant sketch.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

Really didn’t expect him to know what “ficken” means, LOL.

[@curtb.5531]

As an American, this is an accurate representation of New Yorkers

[@GeoNeilUK]

I have a feeling that if he did this bit to an audience of New Yorkers in New York, they'd have loved that bit.

[@maxbeale8186]

8:52- That German ringtone had me pissing with laughter 😂😂😂😂, I have the same ringtone on my phone and am always tempted to answer with “Hallo Deutschland hier!!” whenever it rings

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

Beautiful British comedy 🇬🇧👍

[@justsomeguy1014]

Lovely bit Of bugle feckin beautiful it iz

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

@@justsomeguy1014 finest bloody comedy, in the world 🇬🇧

[@BoyeeSmudger]

Yep , great use of satire. Clever guy

[@kollinkeller381]

As an American I can say I prefer the British varieties of both rap and comedy

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

@@kollinkeller381 Thanks man, and you guys do make the best movies on earth.

[@alt1579]

Today's lesson is gonna take about half a pint, so strap in.

[@w8stral]

You need it, it wasn't funny

[@Myrddin1955]

@@w8stral You are totally entitled to your opinion!

[@w8stral]

@@Myrddin1955 If he made it at least 50% shorter.... maybe it would be ok. It needs a lot of work

[@METALFREAK03]

@@w8stral don't give up your day job mate.

[@callmequaz9052]

@@w8stral that's the funny thing about comedy. It's subjective.

[@thehellyousay]

I know why markets crash. Drunks drive 'em.

[@anonUK]

Drunks? No, it's cocaine.

[@alexwild4350]

The BBC would do well to replace Robert Peston with him, Brilliant stuff.

[@bellyruffian]

Peston left the BBC for ITV some years ago

[@sprinter1832]

@@bellyruffian Pity Peston didn't leave the planet!

[@bellyruffian]

@@sprinter1832 I think I prefer him to Laura K but then none of them really cut it do they.

[@markriley5863]

This is absolutely genius. The New York Joe Pesci type rant literally made me convulse with laughter.

[@graemefarquharson465]

He's an Arse

[@markriley5863]

@@graemefarquharson465 Fair comment. I will await with relish your hilarious skit on global finance.

[@markriley5863]

@@graemefarquharson465 In fact if you don't like him stop watching his videos and posting negative comments you pathetic troll.

[@graemefarquharson465]

@@markriley5863 Stick it up where there sun don't shine arsehole.

[@markriley5863]

@@graemefarquharson465 And there you have just confirmed the validity of my last comment. Oh I do love a reasoned intellectual debate. I'm guessing you are a barrister right?

[@Joes1989]

Herr Focke Wulf, Herr Junkers,Herr Heinkel and Fraüline Tigertank 😂😂😂

[@peteroz7332]

Was there Dornier as well? 😉

[@Temerald51]

Herr Panzerkampfwagen anyone?

[@samreid6010]

@@Temerald51 Herr Panzerkampfwagon actually used to be a partner at the firm but decided the lifestyle wasn’t for him and now does interpretive dance

[@thecool192]

For those that don’t know a word of German he went off on an tangent about the World Cup and now England got knocked out and how Germany was doing in the competition

[@jdrancho1864]

Not gonna lie, when I feel down and need a pick-me-up, I watch the high-lights from the Brazil semi-finals. Feel so much better after.

[@thehellyousay]

Assfucking Pele.

[@yahtzee4229]

Idk if you understand a lot of it, but was he singing "sie sind scheiße, und sie kennen sie sinkt"? I kinda want to know if that's right cuz it's funny, though the whole thing is tbh.

[@jdrancho1864]

@@yahtzee4229 ..., und sie kennen sie sind". Grammatically totally wrong, but roughly meaning "You (they) are shit and you (they) know it".

[@anonUK]

@@yahtzee4229 It should be "wissen" but we know "kennen" (to know a person) as that survived in some dialects as "ken", while "wissen" has no surviving cognates in English apart from the rather obscure phrase "God wot" (God knows).

[@iamgort70]

Anyone who can not see the brilliant writing in this guy's pieces and polished delivery are already comedically dead.

[@christophergraney-ward2759]

Most of this skit is in pseudo-german, not really great writing, just the same jibberish you'd get from your racist grandad :/

[@LorisTheUntethered]

@@christophergraney-ward2759 His German was almost perfect. The accent being exaggerated for comedic effect, just like his regular persona as The Pub Landlord is exaggerated Cockney. Not even remotely racist so don't know why you had to imply that. If you didnt like the humour yourself that's fine, but that doesn't mean it's not well written and well performed.

[@SISU889]

@@christophergraney-ward2759 Wow ! You need to get out more often and broaden your comedic horizons . This guy is a very clever and funny guy !

[@Blonde_Somnambulist]

@@christophergraney-ward2759 you sad creature 😂

[@forlorndream1400]

'My favourite black labrador, the one who's name i can't say in the workplace anymore.' Dambusters reference?

[@Davey-Boyd]

That's the one!

[@paspax]

And, "I was Monty's double".

[@fabiotabaton314]

Spot on!!

[@shelbynamels7948]

How so?? I'm thinking he's referring to the N=word.

[@henryjamesnigel]

​@@shelbynamels7948watch the film

[@rasmusborreskov4531]

He actually spoke german!

[@harrysb3002]

Der Richtige Arzt yes mate

[@yamanmustafa]

Really? Well I'm glad you pointed that out. I think he may have spoken English, too.

[@roonilwazlib3089]

He also spoke Japanese 👌🏻

[@yurinaytar3023]

And American...which, did you know, is a form of English?

[@Mentaljedi]

And all the upper management golden parachute into their next top level job with giant bonuses as their employees lose their jobs and get media hate

[@cpuuk]

My boss made 4000 of us redundant in 2019, then awarded himself a £1.4M pay rise for all the saving he just made ¬_¬

[@jprp999]

@@cpuuk And yet you let him live.......

[@cpuuk]

@@jprp999 aye :-(

[@samuelthornton9179]

@@kaizenanalyst4833 fuck off

[@samuelmoon9776]

as it should be

[@bodieofci5418]

His dubbed Kung Fu movie is brilliant.

[@johngayfer6873]

That was my favourite part.

[@kristoffereberius2476]

I liked it for the comedy bit the least accurate part of the show using a Chinese movie dub for Tokyo. But fit the comedy nicely

[@AA-hg5fk]

​@@kristoffereberius2476easy rectification, it was Chinese Kung Fu film with poor Japanese dubbing!

[@stevenpayne984]

Fritz Messerschmidt for you on extension 109 😂

[@a1harrogate]

This *HAS* to be on of The Pub Landlord's best. You've got to be on your toes to keep up with the rapid-fire humour.

[@TheoHiggins]

Thanks to Al Murray I learned everything I needed to take full advantage of the GME short squeeze

[@jaynola247]

As well as an amazing, intelligent comedian, Al Murray might just be the greatest character actor of all time. Utter genius. 😅

[@真太郎緑間-f4j]

Wagamama? Beautiful British name.

[@hunterfinan7585]

As someone who's grown up around New York, I fuckin busted out laughing at 14:00

[@GeoNeilUK]

If he did that bit in New York, how would it have gone down? I have a feeling the New Yorkers would have loved it!

[@optimascrime5235]

This guy is one of the best comedian's I have recently come across,He perfectly combines logic and observational humor with goofy humour

[@shoutatme7362]

The irony is, he's basically right haha

[@L.C.Sweeney]

No. No he's not. This entire sketch has no bearing on reality.

[@tincanmaniac1931]

He's not right. It's still really funny, but it isn't correct.

[@gregtaylor6146]

@@L.C.Sweeney - ..... except the bit about the Irish owing EVERYONE money, that's true, 100%

[@petergreen2552]

Hello Englaaaaaand Frankfurt here! 😆

[@anheedadhump9173]

Hi fritz 🥒⚽️

[@spartan5018]

14:18 as a New Yorker i am offended! he didn't say forgetaboutit once! unauthentic the rest is spot on though

[@carlbeaumont4276]

well, just forgetaboutit!

[@spartan5018]

@@carlbeaumont4276 guess I'll have to

[@MrDaiseymay]

well quite

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Give that man a job as CEO of the Federal reserve

[@TheSurviver72]

And the Bank of England. In fact, the whole global economy. In for a penny, in for a pound. 😆

[@Infrared01]

"You fucking Fuck!" Captured the essence of the US eastern seaboard lol.

[@johnavery3918]

I am only half way through it and nearly pissed myself twice, great underrated Comedian

[@Morgan-kj2qj]

He’s wearing a help for heroes band❤️❤️

[@johnmacpherson9629]

He Usually does m8.

[@russcattell955i]

I got one on the mirror arm of my Triumph Bike.

[@jdrancho1864]

OK, but what's the tie pin?

[@Morgan-kj2qj]

jd rancho cant rly see it well enough...

[@keithfrost1190]

@@jdrancho1864 It appears to be an inverted pound sign (£).

[@calumharper3470]

Growing up I never appreciated or liked al Murray’s comedy or humour but now as I’m older I understand and find him absolutely hilarious and not to mention how clever this man is with his jokes 10/10

[@barryalexander2909]

'The longest period was 25 years after the repeal of the corn laws. Ask Pops about it afterwards. They had it coming in the Crimea didn't they Pops? You and Gladstone yeah?' Laughing so much. Pure gold.

[@robnunya572]

Lots of silent talking. "shit." Gold.

[@jacobprice2579]

It’s actually embarrassing how accurate this is haha

[@alexandroo7631]

His German is jaw-dropping,I love this guy

[@LaurenceBakerAdobe]

05:31 This German found it funny

[@phredphlintstone6455]

My German....sucks, but I haven't really used it for 30 years. It seemed like he was giving hell about football...and something about, fucking them in the ass

[@paspax]

@@phredphlintstone6455 .. I could sort of follow it. Argentina was copping a "jolly rogering", lol.

[@JasonWeakley]

Extension 109! 🤣🤣🤣 That meta right there! Love it!

[@Tank1711]

I fucking loved this part, I wonder how many people heads it flew over

[@vihurah9554]

@@Tank1711 I'd say it flew high over plenty "ba dum tss"

[@franccosta69]

@@vihurah9554 good one

[@fredshols1856]

Explain please??

[@barryhumphries4514]

@@fredshols1856 109 refers to the WWII German BF109 fighter aircraft.

[@redd_cat]

Oh the Germany vs Brazil joke never gets old

[@DjNikGnashers]

Genius comedy, merry xmas AL from some bloke who was never confused.

[@roberthamilton5600]

Just simply British comedy, the best

[@runningthor1999]

When he started singing "it's coming home" and talking about a$$-f--king Argentina laughed for 5 minutes without taking a breath.

[@Nederdutchess]

I've heard "es kommt zuhause" before but can't remember where. Is it a football chant or is it part of a song?

[@thearchibaldtuttle]

His German impression was next level!

[@prabhdeep__]

"nein! das ist unglaublich! das ist unglaublich! wo ist Steiner? wo ist Steiner?!" *shoots himself* 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@steve5825]

Can hardly see him through tears of laughter 😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Me neither! xD

[@FBXL5]

Hang my head in shame I have never watched him before I can only say brilliant more than just a comic. Buff said

[@FBXL5]

Meant nuff said

[@bluesdave7063]

This guy may actually be a genius.

[@galesito1733]

One of the most intelligent comedians out there.

[@nnaaaaaa]

no one knows why the market crashes, except the federal reserve. they know ;^)

[@felixjackson2670]

jaff most people don’t have a clue that the federal reserve is privately owned!

[@liveonyourknees]

Lack of credit

[@alexbowman7582]

The federal reserve have according to some sold the gold but effectively still have it as they say it's there but no one sees it.

[@Jake12220]

Thing is the federal reserve has to inform a lot of people (like all the U.S. senators and all the state reserve bankers) prior to any interest rate or monetary policy decision. This is why the market is rarely surprised by major announcements, they knew before they were announced so the only people that loose are the general public and investors not in the loop of insider traders.

[@samreid6010]

I mean, the fed doesn’t have close to the control over the economy that people think they do. For the most part, they get to set monetary policy and take part in market action. The monetary policy largely revolves around setting the interest rate and the rate they charge banks to borrow money from the Fed. This acts as a rudder to steer the economy in a general direction, but it’s not all that powerful in the grand scheme. They can also take part in the market by buying and selling Treasury Bonds, which are essentially pieces of US debt. (which is partially why the “debt crisis” has been looming for decades but hasn’t wiped out the economy. The debt is held by people who know the US is good for the money so there’s no real problem) Through this they can change the money supply, which does effect the market, but it can be slow to take effect.

[@ForeverSlick]

I lost my shit when that German phone rang... absolutely brilliant

[@jediroya6810]

Apart from the time zones and the ass-fucking, what he says about financial markets is basically true. It’s more about confidence and belief than it is about the underlying reality. And probably ass-fucking.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Stockmarket trading is very much about f**king other traders over!

[@PeterJones-yq1xw]

Great German phone.

[@elliottdefoe9615]

"NO, NOT DOING IT" Pure genius!

[@LEE_MILLARD]

GERMAN ACCENT IS LIKE AN EPISODE FROM "ALLO "ALLO"

[@majesticjavelin9393]

Good Moaning

[@Fizz-Pop]

@@majesticjavelin9393 Pardon me if I love you, I have my dirty to do.

[@MINKIN2]

I woz just pissing by your door

[@jdrancho1864]

Klop.

[@anonUK]

Leesten vairy carefully, I zhall say zis ernly wernce.

[@James-tc2zs]

Growing up I couldn't stand watching Al Murray. Now I'm older I get his jokes and think he's one of the best comedians about. Guess I was too stupid as a teen to understand. 🙂😀

[@Heihachiro504]

"Wo ist Steiner?! Wo is Steiner?!" XD

[@10wanderer]

Gersmitionhemonsvites acca P Sellers

[@brodyguthrie9713]

His New York accent is actually pretty accurate tbh

[@tonyhekopiano5892]

This is funny as hell.

[@UncleGwendolyn]

As someone who has lived in Cirencester all my life I can assure you nobody has ever set it alight.

[@anthonywhelan4660]

I'm Irish. Luv the guv. Hilarious ending about Ireland asking if it has to give the money back. How racist ,,😂🤣☘️

[@thehellyousay]

Irish is not a race, moron.

[@heidikarinen563]

@@thehellyousay To him it is. You moron. Just like feminist are not women to him but scary and toxic men actually.

[@msontube]

Both Irish stuff was like cherry on top zzz

[@robertgeorge238]

Successful people don't become that way overnight. What most people see at a glance wealth, a great career, purpose is the result hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life

[@stevesheldrack3739]

Speaking of Investing, forex trading is the best business in the world right now I know a couple of friends that make a lot money weekly trading with the financial markets

[@stevesheldrack3739]

People are scared of Investing because of high rate scammers on the market

[@stevesheldrack3739]

But of a truth there are scammers but real brokers are out there too waiting for investors

[@scottosborn8345]

Talking about been successful

[@scottosborn8345]

I know I am blessed if not I wouldn't have met someone is as spectacular as Stacy Griffin

[@evansamuk5240]

When he pointed up while saying its going down in the dubbed Tokyo Japanese bit... I lost it even more😅😅😂😂😭🤣😂😭🙌

[@dominusnostrum]

Very very very funny. Best comedy sketch I've seen in years.

[@EleanorPeterson]

What a fantastic night out this must've been. Al's such a great storyteller. A good music gig sends you home humming tunes; Al's audience would have been driving home shouting "WHAT THE F*CKIN' F*CK?" into their mobile phones... I hope nobody was pulled over by the police. :-)

[@MegaPoyser]

The amount of times I rewind to listen to the New York accent lol

[@BeanMachine360]

same

[@heidikarinen563]

A rebub classy lady loving a fuck by some rich men.

[@alexrogan6563]

'Reckonomics' under-rated word.

[@L3TH4L1TY]

Loving the Dam Busters reference

[@darkjudge8786]

Only downside to the skit is he got the direction of time the opposite to how it actually turns.

[@thehellyousay]

You didn't get the joke.

[@tomsaunders8108]

It’s a fucking joke you fuck

[@Edge-dy9fh]

@@tomsaunders8108 How's the weather in New York Tom?

[@itszyad4332]

The steiner joke was absolute gold

[@classesanytime]

The moment he said Tokyo I went to sit a little closer to the edge of my seat!! ... 😂😂😂😂

[@varyingredbeard9827]

cheers guv

[@user-ve3jk4uc3o]

VaryingRedbeard all hail to the ale

[@jeff30795]

This sketch is simply SUPERB! Thanks Guv.

[@agnostic47]

That's exactly how stockmarket crashes happen. Doubt spreads and within hours it's "sell, sell, sell".

[@thederp6505]

when he started running through all the accents that shit was hilarious xD

[@doomboygammer6009]

Can confirm all american stereotypes are correct

[@doomboygammer6009]

@DCgameGuy85 1 sorry but not quite, I am Texan, big difference

[@london19657]

So much truth in humour. Or it ain't funny.

[@felixjackson2670]

Reckon you’ve pinned it there. People think your joking....!

[@heidikarinen563]

Well shit, tell me why stock markets go up and why they go down. Shit u.

[@yamanmustafa7574]

*you're

[@bradleycovell9120]

English auto generated captions are deciphering his accent really well, the only word it keeps messing up is deutschland

[@IceniBrave]

Almost choked on some bacon when he got to NY

[@Antonio_4]

The point is this..! Yeh? Please do keep posting these hilarious videos... Yeh? Cause they always fackin crack me up. THEY DO WHAT??? THEY FACKIN CRACK ME UP!!! Yeh? You fuckin legend!

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

🤣👍 bloody well said mate

[@dariusnicolausheinen6732]

Fucking brilliant, his German is very good actually 😂

[@drchunkybiscuit9973]

8:52 with the German phone. 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

[@emobaddie9791]

Merry Christmas from New Zealand

[@seangreen8023]

buck rodgers merry Christmas to you and a prosperous 2020

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

🇬🇧🇳🇿

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

17:58 is it me or those it sounds like Jacob Rees-Mogg

[@stuartclarke3171]

The posh deep tone of voice is what it sounds like in the officers mess in any regiment of the British Army.

[@AKAtAGG]

seen you live on every tour since about 1995 and still every time i see every clip i am in tears of laughter. holy shit this is just what i need in 2020.

[@mark4d148]

Fan-fucking-tastic! Comic genius.

[@MrPENGTINGZ]

Joe Pesci leads New York stock exchange

[@joejohnson8789]

"Nein, Wo ist Steiner" is a criminally underrated joke

[@terrytk9398]

A great ear for voices - musical would not be an understatement. Comedic timing, intelligence, great observation and (Marxist) analysis. Very rare and special act.

[@matthewjaredcox9753]

Marxist because he knows that the financial system is corrupt?

[@anthonyleighton4754]

The scary thing is this is so close to the truth ....... You are better laughing at it than thinking about it........

[@WintersWar]

He puts his all in these routines. don't burn out.

[@clarriott5]

Laughed so much i had to tell him to stop it because i couldn't take any more. had to pause video and recover ; )

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Me too xD