Al Pays The Bills | Married With Children

It's bill-paying season and Al needs his family to stop spending.
From Married With Children, Season 5 Episode 3 'Sue Casa, His Casa'. When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.
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The less-than-lovable Bundys are a radical departure from the saccharine-sweet TV families popular since the days of Father Knows Best. With offbeat humor and unflinching honesty, Married... paints a more realistic picture of middle-class existence, warts and all. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) is a shoe salesman who is fond of frequently reliving his doubtful 15 seconds of fame on the football field. Al is terrified of the all-too-frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy (Katey Sagal), who spends most of Al's wages at the salon and the mall. They have two teenage kids: stunning but superficial party animal Kelly (Christina Applegate) and egocentric Bud (David Faustino). Married for 16 semi-blissful years, Peggy and Al have found that the secret to a happy marriage is to accept one another's idiosyncrasies.
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[@tun-tunninc.6492]

Never cheated. Never abused his kids. Always paid the mortgage and maintained an income. Al Bundy is a national treasure.

[@juperez077]

It's a show

[@tun-tunninc.6492]

@@juperez077 so??

[@Willverinerage]

@@juperez077 shut up, jesus......

[@gmoneyslotmachinevideos]

Al Bundy is the best tv character in television history!

[@JohnFreedman0]

@@juperez077 Well Ed O'neil and Katey Seagal are pretty well known.

[@overtrainphysiquesfitness6707]

I remember watching this show as a kid. When you get older I completely understand the character of Al Bundy.

[@beedalton9675]

Guess us watching this younger knew we be in the same boat years later ...be strong brother

[@thelastdragon5551]

We all become Al sooner or later.

[@senben9180]

I am actually starting to identify with Al the older I get!!!

[@sumandsubstance7881]

Absolutely

[@screamingeagle7704]

Same here.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

"But you've all been very brave and spent anyways." That line is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cd2ogz1]

LOL pure genius

[@-Markus-]

And his delivery! So broken down XD

[@depassebenjamin3212]

And it's so real...

[@lsd8497]

They were fooled by the opulence of their house 😅

[@amharbinger]

Despite everything Al never ran away

[@22espec]

There was a time when I laugh to Al's problems, now I am him everytime is tine to pay the bills

[@larzkruber822]

He raised a generation

[@scottscage6409]

“Oh what the hell. New cars for everybody.” And in a later episode: Peg: I see myself in a Jaguar. Al: oh if only we could find one that hungry. 🤣😂😂😂

[@deathrager2404]

'' gee your honor, i dont know where that shotgun came from''

[@kimnora53]

No one could deliver lines like Ed could in his prime

[@dannythomas417]

Except for Katey Sagal's new TV husband John Goodman.

[@LillianGriffin-zj8ut]

When we were kids, teens, and adults, we used to laugh at this family. But now that we are much older, we are living their lives today. Financially speaking, we are all like Bundy’s now.

[@Tribozom]

Not me.

[@alSta1]

I'll be a millionaire by 2026

[@amaster878]

Perhaps you were fooled by the opulent luxury of our home... 😂

[@Fastbikkel]

"never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel". Best advice ever.

[@GMax17]

"All my friends are driving" "If all your friends are getting married would you do that too?" Haha!

[@dennisardakis5857]

Ed O'Neill is left-handed! That's brilliant!

[@jofez27]

Yup! Left handers rule!

[@aznnp77]

This is a show that was great back then and gets even better 20 years later. A show with punchline after punchline that hits. The writers of this show were geniuses.

[@maxmuller5441]

Probably they were married.

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

Ages like fine wine!

[@nosferatu8530]

Couldnt agree more. And look what a sad cry-baby society we've turned into.... this show gets better each year

[@southerncatlady]

​@@nosferatu8530Yes! I can't believe how soft and delicate people have gotten. It's pathetic. This show reminds me of a time before all the unnecessary crying and "wokeness." Long live Al Bundy! 🖤

[@bowlchamps37]

@@southerncatlady Yeah, you know it´s messed up when the woke cry about the anti-woke and the anti-woke cry about the woke. America is fkd up anyway.

[@eventhorizon6106]

“Well if all your friends were getting married, would you do that too?” Ahhh I love that one 🤣🤣😂😂

[@johnzabik270]

Poor Al I feel so sorry for him😢

[@mistercool3859]

Happy 75th Birthday, Al Bundy!

[@bradleyj.fortner2203]

"If all your friends were getting married, would you do that too?" LOL

[@LazyMofos]

Ohhh is this the line to lose half shit? This is gonna be great! - Bill Burr

[@paulryan9818]

Most of us are dumb enough to! 🤣😂

[@jamesjwalsh]

"When I jumped that drawbridge...." Too funny.

[@lex1945]

From my twenties to mid thirties i was like Al Bundy when opening the bills. Luckily those times are past, LOL! But i feel him bigtime!

[@tolep]

I'm sure this affects you even now.

[@cobraelectric]

You're right. Now with auto pay we don't need to see the bills. Yet, we still wonder why we are broke

[@tylerbushong3452]

“Way to get one.” That’s his favorite Al Bundy line.

[@happyputt9709]

0:58 Brave and spent anyway lol!!!

[@Jaq365]

Al to Bud: "So let that be a lesson to you, Son. Never let life crush your dreams when you can crush them yourself".

[@paulryan9818]

And it's much easier!

[@hisdudeness8328]

Perhaps you were fooled by the opulent luxury of our home... 🤣

[@blackking7759]

I swear that's how i feel everytime i have to paid my bills i feel u al bundy

[@hccodveteran]

The reactions al gets by seeing all the bills is priceless including the scene.instant classic 🤣 😂 😄

[@dannythomas417]

Bud: Hey, Dad! I got my license! Can I have a new car?!

[@donovanwilliams29]

LMFAO at For a handful of girl Give the bus a whirl 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@COMPTROL]

What does it mean? İs that an idiom? i am not native english speaker.

[@donovanwilliams29]

@@COMPTROL It's the line bud bundy told Al Bundy when he asked his father Al if he could get him a car or if he can borrow daddy's car to impress a girl on a date Watch the clip and you will see how it's used in context of episode

[@michaelstewart7036]

It means if you ride the bus then the only "date" youll get is your hand

[@jrezvb]

TV legends all of them

[@jonkline709]

You’ve all been very brave and spent anyway. I have to remember that one!

[@TeodorValverde-y2p]

I’m watching this show now at with me being 13 and I love this show

[@funghouls5498]

Still one of the funniest shows I’ve watched on TV. Stands up to the best of today’s programs.

[@ivanmaras6566]

Puts today's program to shame

[@andrewmiller5126]

Of course it does. Married with Children is actually CAPABLE of making people laugh.

[@evilinside6327]

Most of us laughed at Al but today we understand him. Just look at the gas prices!

[@solracer66]

MWC is pretty much a reality show, lol.

[@williamisner8759]

Lol it sure is lol

[@toddinnis7220]

Yes that's true

[@smdmorga2]

Especially now with the economy down and everything up in price so much!

[@x99centfuryx]

Nailed it

[@sky173]

Al Bundy - America's super dad!

[@shovelheadedmonster]

"well perhaps you were fooled by the opulent luxury of our home" fantastic line

[@bobprobert353]

Lol, love the way Peggy blew Al a kiss and he stamps it in the floor.

[@cajunkeels]

2:16 If all your friends were getting married, would you do that too? The sad thing about that is that’s EXACTLY why a lot of people marry.

[@paulryan9818]

Ugh, so truE!

[@evog35viii]

Well, that's an everyday universal expression to paying bills.

[@brav0wing]

This scene depicts everybody in the world right now.

[@OgDj2024]

Back when you actually liked watching TV

[@rosiebrooks7685]

Ikr , we just scroll YT now.

[@GamerDude-xz8up]

Back when tv was actually good.

[@QuickStix26]

That shoe salesman salary sure went a long way back then.

[@lillylovesrain7072]

In the end you can see how brilliant Ed and Katey are it almost hurts that they're not really married

[@dannythomas417]

I wish Kurt Sutter played Al. 'Cause he's Katey's wife too.

[@paulryan9818]

Imagine the horror of that!

[@y2k029]

00:08 that's me at the beginning of the month when bills are due

[@nthgth]

Hilarious scene 🤣 And I love that Kelly says "expressway" instead of "freeway," attention to detail since it's not supposed to take place in California

[@crystalbarnes2128]

Damn bills 😂

[@staystrongpeople4942]

I can so relate to Al these days😂

[@SS-Tommy]

I swear, he was born to play Al.

[@theautopilotsong]

Brilliant. TV legends all of them.

[@pittsburghguy404]

Al's lack of excitement is great comedy

[@senben9180]

only 80s could create such genius dialogues and comedy. only sitcom I ever found to be funny. everything else was waste of life

[@lilbearbjj]

I been watching this show since the beginning. How did I never notice Ed O'Neill is left-handed?

[@kimmaschek2212]

love this show still all these years later

[@melonmusk3976]

this is the best comedy on earth

[@daniel16.4]

I just feel the same when I pay the bills 😂

[@epaminon6196]

Ladies and Gentlemen: PEAK BUNDY

[@richardgallagher8789]

1:46 Mommy, can I have a new car? Sure ya can! Oh, what the hell? NEW CARS FOR EVERYONE!

[@ramiyohay7286]

I see it in a loop just for the voices Al makes in the beginning of the clip

[@sonyolivier172]

That how i felt when i look at my bank acount after i paid all my bills

[@ultramaximusreviews]

This was literally me before watching this video LOL

[@youneverknow111]

once every month

[@ashleydortch2445]

@@youneverknow111 same

[@Daniel_Delayne]

Jowl Boy 😄👌🏻

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“I think we could all do without war daddy.” “Now don’t you think you should’ve gained more than 5 pounds when you were pregnant with her?”

[@christopherskase2705]

I now yell and cry at my bills too.

[@altha-rf1et]

That time of the month for me mine goes in the bank account then the bills take it out

[@JeremyWipf-j2c]

The best TV show I've ever seen🎉😊.

[@TheCoolProfessor]

My dad used to make these same noises every month.

[@Classicrocker6119]

New cars for everyone!! Hilarious!

[@yad-thaddag]

Exactly what I'm doing when I have to pay my bills.

[@frogmanforever4622]

Happy Father’s Day!

[@grokeffer6226]

Poor Al. Always having to pay bills. And those darn kids wanting cars. And he can't even get a cheeseburger.

[@robertrodriguez787]

What about the wife

[@grokeffer6226]

@@robertrodriguez787 Her, too.

[@BlacKnightRising]

well as Al once ranted, 'never wanted to get married, got married never wanted kids I've got two of 'em how the hell'd that happen.' LOL

[@kriegermaria9923]

@@BlacKnightRising his dad warned him

[@Theshark15z]

At least he got a steak from Homer Simpson.

[@Masada1911]

“Oh man we’re broke cha-cha-cha” “Everybody flat broke cha-cha-cha” “Living in the gutter cha-cha-cha” “Early grave cha-cha-cha” “Now everybody! Shoot me!”

[@paulryan9818]

My song every time I've to pay rent.

[@TEXASBornIn76GraduatedIn94]

I see Bud rocking the old school Reebok’s! I had those in junior high too. 😎👍🏽

[@baconoffreedom2577]

Now i know what marriage looks like. People just shouting insults to each other.

[@bigplanner]

Yes

[@paulryan9818]

Hope that's a lesson to you!

[@TheMoonchild1969]

The joke is that their house is well put and quite equipped. They are pretty well dressed and the dog has a luxurious well groomed coat.🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@bln3576]

the U Turn queen. lol

[@Jade_holloway]

🤣

[@TheAuthenticIsOutThere]

In the past year Kelly has only gotten 2 or 3 tickets. Kelly: "and it would have been 4 if I had not our ran all those cops.."

[@tygunn8183]

No telling how many she got out of by sweet talking the officers.

[@stijnvandamme76]

@@tygunn8183 I don't think it was talking

[@jamesschaffhausen4466]

Definitely a classic show. 😁😄😄💯📺🎬⭐❤🙋‍♂️

[@MetalHeadbanger7]

This is me when it's time to pay the utility bill.

[@bsgambati1]

Well, I'm signing now, Lord. Please just smite me before I get to the Y in Bundy.

[@6616Milan]

Al Bundy - The only man who taught the Real Life.

[@consciousbeing1188]

A lot of men go through the stage where we feel exactly like Al... I was no different... but then I lost 140 pounds of dead weight when I got a divorce.

[@cameroncashhopkins6199]

Nothing to be proud of.

[@consciousbeing1188]

@@cameroncashhopkins6199 - Really?.. Why is it nothing to be proud of?

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

@@consciousbeing1188 proud of you.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

@@cameroncashhopkins6199 how about relieved and free? That's a victory.

[@consciousbeing1188]

@@EnchantedSmellyWolf - I was actually being facetious and I'm just waiting for Cameron "douchebag" Hopkins to catch on. The 140 pounds of dead weight I "lost" when I got a divorce WAS my ex-wife.. Get it??

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

That's how paying bills was when I was a kid...

[@StudiofortheSoul]

2022 and this show is still my guilty pleasure

[@Duke_Bootee24]

All hail AL!

[@barrygol7146]

I am happy that i stayed single all of my life seeing al paying the bills....

[@calistafalcontail]

Coping comment

[@AWF1000]

this shit was funny as a kid. but now this scene makes me sad because i can relate to his pain. Lol

[@theshadowman1398]

Pretty much how I pay my current electric bill

[@GUITARS002]

The good old days yep.

[@Goldone99]

Al Bundy Is A Class Act 💯

[@sonyolivier172]

The best t.v show ever ever ever

[@bladeofbattousai]

That's how I pay bills too.

[@nicholaspatti1526]

Every man that it's considering marriage . ! Must watch Married With Children . For 3 months. .! My idea may save a lot of divorces ! 😂🤣

[@classique4654]

Those were good times.

[@claird4307]

How everyone looks when they pay bills

[@bln3576]

Funny Bud winds up being a driving instructor

[@imafreakinninja12]

That Kelly part kinda reminds me of this one incident. My family went to private school and my brother told me that once a student crashed his new expensive car in the parking lot and it was completely totaled, but his parent bought him a new one right after that.

[@besmajubran5244]

I hope they have insurance that covers it

[@donovanwilliams29]

To be that privileged

[@BlacKnightRising]

imagine the idiots those 'parents' were --- what if that kid KILLED SOMEONE on the road, then they'd all be living in what's left of that car LOL

[@rachelmcdonald5473]

This remind he used cry like this when he paid bills

[@chowder1272]

If al sees the gas prices today, he'll have a stroke.

[@mayhemjr.803]

Jowl Boy???🤣😂😅

[@barrygol7146]

This sitcom is why i never got married.

[@barcrrt850]

MANTASTIC!!!

[@scott2673]

When tv was funny!!!!

[@kriegermaria9923]

And the jokes creative

[@kyuven]

Reminder to people who think people are softer today: this show was super controversial back then.