Weekend Update: The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together - SNL

[@samanthaarredondo8237]

Okay but I actually love them. I know she's probably trying not to break but every time she smiles it's feels like she's just totally happy with how supportive, proud, and encouraging he is of her!

[@plumdutchess]

Yeah, it totally worked.

[@armitchell86]

Thank you for saying this because I honestly was not sure and it made the sketch better for me.

[@jayabee]

Yes.

[@buildinganewworld2682]

This! 😂😂😂

[@halfassfashion]

strong, supportive short king

[@moand7862]

We all know this couple. They're the ones that stay married forever. Bring them back.

[@ODUBlue]

You’re not wrong

[@ChrisJohnson-cj1zi]

@@ODUBlueo

[@RBLK89]

"Opposites attract, it's science "

[@jessiegopalsamy]

@@RBLK89 "like magnets for example"

[@plebiansociety]

I am this couple. When we met 28 years ago I did on-site promotions for an unnamed major beer company, and she was a special needs elementary school teacher. It really is amazing how much anal brings a couple together.

[@yoshilu7451]

Jane's fake booty on Temu line is so good. The whole sketch is really a setup for this punchline, and it totally works cause you know the quiet thoughtful nerd girl has been coming up with comebacks in her head since highschool and is just looking for an opportunity to deal them out like playing cards.

[@alexarihani2902]

She’s sharp and quick but doesn’t get into drama or conflict and isn't social so there no place for the wit to shine

[@Moonraker23]

I feel so heard

[@yoshilu7451]

In a future Weekend Update I better hear "…and now to give their take on the subject, The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together!"

[@hollymessenger4486]

😂

[@evildeerghost]

she held back

[@TheLordRam05]

This feels like the kind of couple you would see on a sitcom used as an added element for the main characters to interact with while we watch these two just have a healthy and loving relationship.

[@TheLordRam05]

Like we slowly see the progession of them being together then have a small arc of the guy proposing to her, then the wedding, then a kid. During which the main sitcom cast is struggling to do anything and has tons of bad relationships and drama. Its great, this skit is a favorite!

[@prastarkeepers]

So, Rigby and Eileen?

[@TheLordRam05]

@@prastarkeepers yes

[@macmccarter9921]

@@prastarkeepersthat’s what I was thinking

[@chelsye4929]

Not exact, but reminds me Jason and Janet from The Good Place

[@abbysomnia624]

"WHERE DID THAT OLD MAN COME FROM, COLIN?" at 2:21 got me lmfao. That couple is endgame fr

[@CardboardMarzipan]

I was dying lol. Marcello almost broke, but recovered quickly.

[@yoshilu7451]

The way he puffs his cheeks to keep it in 😂​@@CardboardMarzipan

[@Adnamalotte]

I clicked on the comments right when he said this and saw your comment😂

[@drumkick2315]

Yes, such a good line.

[@bigjsquare1988]

I need a full sketch with this couple. I feel we only scratched the surface here 😂

[@alexarihani2902]

The wedding, the baby shower, the couples counseling sessions

[@bigjsquare1988]

@alexarihani2902 love it all!

[@chriserony]

I don’t want a sketch, I want to go to their house for football and cartoons. 10/10 they would have made great appetizers

[@joshhurst9770]

Honestly they should be th e next snl movie

[@misstocoa2766]

I was thinking something similar. This could definitely be reoccurring

[@AliciaChenaux]

"Hi, I'm Alyssa." "Nice to meet you, Alyssa. I'm in love." When I tell you that line would have 100% worked on me. 😂 This is so so cute!

[@drphot6050]

See you in da club on “Trap Night” 😊

[@OyLorelai]

@@drphot6050 in da clerb

[@MsFoil2425]

She seems more like an Alissa to me!

[@aprilsunshine3108]

Absolutely, Corny and Cheesy pick up lines leads straight to my heart! ☺☺♥♥

[@Jetstuff89]

But your name is Alicia, not Alyssa.

[@olivergarrick1175]

"She was at the bar watching Steven Universe on her phone" was a personal attack.

[@diosmanijuarez]

“Is this play about us?”

[@hisokacranel7268]

@@diosmanijuarezhe sounds like Ember Island Players Toph too 😂😂😂

[@garrenshot]

Hahahahah ​@@diosmanijuarez

[@OhMiaGod]

I've never felt so called out before.

[@canaisyoung3601]

How? Yeah, it is kinda late for SNL to reference that show since it's not on anymore, but it probably still airs in reruns and on streaming. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if Jane Wickline actually likes that show. She seems like the kind of person who would watch it unironically.

[@ShadowTheFosterCat]

As someone who got a PhD in an obscure field and who has an extroverted sports bro boyfriend who read my published papers to prepare for our first dates, I feel this skit in my soul.

[@lailimade]

awwwwwwww

[@robinhollinger3531]

STOP IT that's the cutest thing ever 😊

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

I literally smiled reading this. Awwwwwwwwww

[@oj3730]

Now that's commitment, as a someone going through the process to be a phd sometimes I'm tired to read the published papers I have to go through bc of work imagine doing that for a first date lol

[@JessicaFloresM]

You won in life! ❤

[@ntcnetwork9934]

I like that she looked like she genuinely liked him the whole time and wasn’t annoyed.

[@chrisno5023]

tbh as a really shy weird poet girl i'd love this kind of guy to react to my poems in this way hahhaha

[@RC.41]

😍

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

I think one will. Girls like that always get guys like that, in my experience.

[@KATZFEY]

NICE TO MEET YOU, EPHEMERAL!

[@17thknight]

That's what makes this so great. He's not a toxic dude. He's super supportive.

[@nikkibee187]

haha I was thinking the same thing. I have a math nerd boyfriend who doesn't understand poetry or creative writing instead, and just reacts in confusion to my work.

[@Bringmethehorizondude]

This was surprisingly wholesome and hilarious in equal measure

[@richzip]

​@connorstevens8020 wow this comedy bit sure triggered you, didn't it, "bruh"?

[@lucydonohue4919]

Ikr? I kept cackling in between "awe"s 🥹🤣🥹

[@adamk.7177]

@@richzip So triggered he deleted his message out of embarrassment

[@Eric-vr8mc]

Adam Rich, you collecting the most shame..? Did you ever see Hurly Burly, in the gutter looking down?

[@Eric-vr8mc]

Adam Rich, you ever see Hurly Burly? In the gutter, looking down..

[@umhellabella]

I love how Marcello always commits 110% to the bit in whatever sketch he’s in. Best addition to SNL in a looong time fr

[@stevealexander1041]

Since Bowen

[@umhellabella]

@ yes def Bowen is also incredible

[@ShatteredAutomaton]

Legit two comedians who definitely deserve to be there. I've felt like that about Alex Moffat and Mikey Day

[@michaelbayer5094]

And, thank God, Al Pacino has done dozens of movies for Marcello to imitate.

[@freepoco2]

He just kind of yells imo

[@margicates553]

Golden retriever adhd boy, low affect night empathy autistic girl. Tale as old as time. 🥰

[@kimrussell9662]

It’s April and Andy!

[@Tanya-0422]

Hahahaha I loved this comment yes!

[@sideshowmob]

high empathy and autistic are oxymorons.

[@margicates553]

@ thank you You’re right, lots of people think that true. But if you look into all the different ways of being on the spectrum you’ll find that many autistic people have very high empathy. It’s a common assumption that autistic people don’t understand or feel things. But that’s incorrect. We understand and feel things differently. If you’d like to learn more look up “the double empathy problem”! There so much we’re only beginning to understand about neurodivergent brains, research is finally starting to catch up with our lived experience. ✨

[@sideshowmob]

@@margicates553 low empathy have nothing to do with not understand or feel things. and the double emapthy theory is not well studied and definitive.

[@aynmnys2459]

I am an English teacher. I want to play this sketch for my students and say, "If you cannot respond to a poem like he does, you are not committed enough." Love this--Hernandez has certainly carved out a place for himself on SNL. He's going far.

[@kimberlyyoung458]

Isn't it sweet how not only does he listen to her poetry, but he remembers it❤❤❤

[@raynacarraway440]

Watching Steven Universe in the club got me good omg 😂. Ik it's just a bit, but their relationship was genuinely really sweet! Grant gassing his girl up over the smallest things, and Alyssa in return being protective over her man despite her quiet personality. They seem like a great match and I wish nothing but the best for these two fictional characters lmao

[@canaisyoung3601]

I never thought I'd hear SNL mention "Steven Universe" in any capacity, but here we are. Plus, Jane Wickline does seem like the kind of person who would love that cartoon, but not be one of those rabid fans that ruins it for everyone.

[@patroberts5449]

I’d like to see episodes of when they recall meeting each others family’s, getting engaged and getting married😂😂😂

[@kurt_laflipperflabber]

It is very sweet, they kinda remind me of my partner and I (not nearly as stark in differences though lol). My love and I are both introverts at heart, but while they can be more outgoing and social, I almost always hide in my house watching 'Steven Universe' on my laptop XD

[@ericsilberman1416]

one can only hope that one day, Alyssa joins him for a session of Soul Cycle on the tarmac at LaGuardia

[@tamathabrumley927]

@@ericsilberman1416 I want to see the episode where he goes to a sherry hour at the university

[@daynab33]

If only we all had someone so loudly and completely in our corner. 😊

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

No thanks.

[@RobertoLawyerMark]

His hand signs as if she were dropping BARS! Hahahaha loved this one

[@haroharo57]

And his faces hahahahah

[@anamaldooli]

Colin wheezing at 0:49 because Marcello can rock these ridiculous characters like it's no one's business

[@georgiabundick]

EL SA-BA-DO GI-GAN-TE

[@macazootie]

I do so love how he hypes her up, regardless of their staggering incompatibility

[@BrianMoore-h6i]

Each makes up for what the other lacks. I find them staggeringly compatible.

[@annaeverette8960]

having different interests isn't incompatibility.

[@robgronotte1]

They both love music!

[@salamandah69]

I also disagree. I think he could motivate her to come out of her shell and be more confident. It could work if they also respect their boundaries

[@Oonagh72]

They will never out grow each other.

[@peaseblossom4252]

Why am I totally rooting for them?! So cute! 🥰

[@markkostka6897]

totally so totally

[@ugaaccountant]

Because this is Taylor and Travis if they weren’t famous

[@lynnthames7711]

I adore them!

[@Lotts_07]

sam ehre, same here. Like im shipping them now. I know that opposites attract is cliche but like sometimes it jst works!! This is so acted so well. ❤

[@CLB134]

@@ugaaccountantnot really, Taylor isn’t a soft-spoken nerdy girl & Travis doesn’t have Grant’s wholesome vibes, he has mean, d-bag vibes

[@DuoForbidden]

I would genuinely love to see them come back on Weekend Update. Marcello and Jane just play this perfectly.

[@figuenew]

and I support this message.

[@Ze_Moose]

That poem was FIRE 🔥 😂

[@djcj]

YESS!

[@toobi-froot]

He is killing me and she is trying so hard not to laugh😂😂😂

[@AnoNymous-dh2sv]

could be a movie, adventures in america.

[@imabeautifulsaladbowl]

2:03 IM CRYINGGG he’s being so supportive 😭😭

[@Kmichaelcook87]

1:51 “I’m getting my masters in 18th century graveyards.” 😂

[@gentrapp4177]

Sounds pretty interesting ngl😏

[@ramirezproductions0826]

All jokes aside, the fact that Marcello’s boyfriend character is genuinely supportive of Jane’s girlfriend character despite their differences absolutely warms my heart. ❤️☺️

[@OvSpP]

And that’s why he’s my husband.

[@ashlibabbitt8609]

Go take it to Oprah

[@lisa2000geese]

Yes, I can totally believe these characters are a couple based on how much they clearly like and support each other!

[@davidleedutton]

Yes. They're an adorable couple, and I absolutely can believe they're together.

[@datgrrl_official]

Again, you are a child. This is fictional, written by a group of writers. You have zero real life experience and you will nae gain any here jesse. Open a window, go outdoors, have real life experiences not involving peanut butter sandwiches because anyone who has mastered life, filmmaking, relationships with other humans did it in person, not online hiding behind a fake persona.

[@thekiss2083]

Absolutely heroic effort from Jane not to break here 😂

[@dominickscalpi5686]

@2:25 He almost loses it too! You can see his cheeks puff up like he's trying to swallow a huge burst of laughter 😂☠️

[@yoshilu7451]

The best thing is if they do break they can just pretend it's just cause they're *that* in love 😂

[@irlcamila]

"nice to meet you, ephemeral" LMFAOOOOO that got me good

[@chadlatta3042]

I like that she doesn't even feel the need to correct him of his perspective, she's like yup that's his take on it. And moves on with her beautiful life.

[@ladylannisterxo]

"I would love to hear more or perhaps exclusively from Alyssa" absolutely sent me 😂 I hope they keep bringing this segment back, I couldn't stop laughing!

[@MalloryNewcomb]

I was waiting for him follow that up with the explanation of “Alyssa, you’re cute and smart how did you end up with this rave in human form?”

[@anthonylicausi3566]

The fact that Che & Colin are laughing off camera the minute Marcello starts yelling is just the best. Also great job by Jane as the funny silent comedic straight woman.

[@joegriffin2000]

jane going "and i was like 'hey, im alyssa'." was SO funny

[@Nimsshow]

I really laughed at how all of her lines sound like they end halfway through. Especially 1:36 where she trails off after “graveyards” 😂

[@bonnieb9238]

Qtf no it wasnt. U got some brown on ur nose

[@1984watchr]

This is actually extremely cute how we have all seen this phenomenon. It's both unbelievable that they are together, but also transforms into the vibe of, "but of course! ... who else would be right for either of them?" two very oddly shaped puzzle pieces that work by fitting together in the most oddball perfect way!. His reaction to her poetry though... i want a man to react to ANY part of me just in the way this guy reacts to her reading a few lines of "poetry." cute skit

[@mikadre121]

and they are probably the healthiest couple. He doesn't understand what she's doing, but he's supportive, she loves him the way he is...#goals

[@betsyb]

the way he delivers “watching steven universe on her phone” always gets me

[@Janehaver]

2 people, accepting each other exactly as they are. It's beautiful

[@jackie41083]

They’re like every extrovert-introvert couple with different interests. I CAN believe they’re together 😂

[@Goblinkatie]

I really love the duality of their energy. Jane is an absolute beast to be able to hold her own against full throttle Marcello.

[@canaisyoung3601]

See? She's not just some generic quirky white girl that SNL hired for no reason.

[@nurseae4586]

Drunk on jet fuel😂

[@christya2488]

The funniest line of this entire skit: "Did you buy that fake booty on Temu, you Dusty b****."😂😂😂

[@Pyrethryn]

Glad Jane got a few good lines. She's really funny, they just need to find spots where she can shine.

[@LaughingSaint66]

I know you’re gonna use it next time😂😂

[@blackbird5634]

I have NO IDEA where or when I'll EVER need this line, but it's going into the file right now!🤣

[@arabwaluigi5248]

I really didn’t think it was funny at all

[@The5425177]

Opposites attract. I actually KNOW this couple but genders are reversed. 😂

[@51Saffron]

Yes, I have know a few couples like this. One was a very enthusiastic social guy who was funny and cracking jokes, pretty good looking. His wife was quiet, wasn't very fashionable and awkward in company but he loved her to bits.

[@christopherfoerstel9116]

Interrupting a poem to hype it up is such a great gag I never would’ve thought of😂😂

[@TheToonMonkey]

The irony of Colin introducing this😂😂😂

[@chisomomazyopa3528]

Right!! 😂

[@raymondreddington3440]

Thats what I thought!

[@OXHAMMERSTONE_NYC]

Exactly

[@WatchandLearn16]

He’s laughing cos it’s way too close to home 🤣🤣

[@rdthaprariedawg]

Awwwww that’s mean! You’re mean!!

[@Nikolapoleon]

I've met couples like this; I don't find it surprising at all. We look for in others, I think, what we can't find in ourselves; that's what makes someone's spouse or significant other their "other half."

[@kyleowsen]

Like magnets for example

[@connorstevens8020]

I hate it

[@aysuppatruck6185]

It gets crazy as you get older too. People start getting divorced and rebounding with someone from high school that they weren't compatible with then, and certainly aren't now outside of having one thing in common. Kids and an ex-spouse they can bitch about together. I'm starting to think the Brady Bunch was too real and ahead of its time cause I see that so often now.

[@connorstevens8020]

@ u r right man!! I see it all the time!!

[@rugr82day]

​@@connorstevens8020, don't hate. Lots of nice girls don't want "nice" guys and rather a fun guy. It's only a problem if they pick a "bad boy" for thrills.

[@thekaysev]

Nah for real grant here is like hella supportive of his girl 😂

[@VnayKarr]

Both Marcello and Jane were so sweet....the way she looks at him and how he supports her

[@robgronotte1]

I'm guessing she legitimately has a crush on Marcello. I'm a straight man and I almost have one myself! But I also have one on Jane.

[@NateThunder]

Legit: Me and My wife. Also. Best SNL skit in ages

[@achingaster1199]

Congrats! ❤

[@kaushikanantharaman4215]

Marcelo hits it out of the park EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. He is amazing

[@Shmancyfancy536]

He just does the same thing over and over though.

[@KevinPooley1]

@@Shmancyfancy536yep…it’s gotten so old

[@eaterdrinker000]

So, everyone, he's the male Latino Kate McKinnon.

[@dylancooper3690]

@@KevinPooley1 Absolutely right. At least he was trying something new with this character. It had nothing to do with him being Spanish.

[@courtneystanfill998]

Marcello might not get it, but he listens and tries and is so supportive. I can see an introvert with a positive loud extrovert.

[@oliviaburd3]

He doesn't fully understand the references, but he's absolutely amazed by her lines and flow! He doesn't have to understand it fully to be stunned by her brilliance and in awe of her inner diamond shining!

[@MalloryNewcomb]

@@oliviaburd3yeah what’s cute about it is his character seems so sincere in his appreciation though some of the finer details are lost. I love how he’s looking for the good things in what she does.

[@ManateeMentality]

Marcelo makes me laugh so much. And the way his veins are almost exploding out of his neck at 2:21. He always commits to the bit.

[@mossgoblin322]

the real life version of this couple lives on my floor in my building, a few apartments over from me. they co-own an especially exuberant pit-mix, and every time I see them together, I am ALWAYS baffled by them. they've been together for three years now. I hope they get married one day.

[@-NiamhWitch-]

I mean, they actually seem like a good couple. He's super supportive, and she gets his humor.

[@RollForImprov]

Marcello and Jane work well together! Loved it

[@geoliaful]

Lorne, dear, never let Marcello go. Give him a lifetime contract. Thank you

[@OvSpP]

This how I want my marriage to be: *loud and poetic.*

[@ericsilberman1416]

@OvSpP "epic rap battles of history," Fred Durst (21st century) vs. Emily Dickinson (1880)

[@minyoongi6039]

Nice to meet you, Ephemeral!

[@laurenw.8178]

Marcello hyping up the poetry 😂 this was a great sketch

[@IrisAsuras]

Love this, he's so dedicated to her and supportive. She is awesome too, protective. lol

[@KramericaIndustries7]

"I'm a student at Barnard, I'm getting my Masters in 18th century graveyards." /// "Yeah and as for me, I teach a soul cycle class on the tarmac at LaGuardia!!" 😂😂

[@Losing5leep]

😂😂😂

[@clairer342]

Maybe the best two lines back to back in this sketch😂😂

[@michaelf8221]

And they're looking for a $5M home with ocean views on the Island Sound.

[@clairer342]

@@michaelf8221 I’d watch the shit out of a reality tv show based on their crazy lives 😂

[@thriftskull5549]

I love the way she was watching Steven Universe at the club Amethyst would be proud 😭🤣‼️

[@smoov22_sonic]

giving me hope that someday going to concerts and plowing through like 10 ao3 tabs during the opening act will get me somewhere

[@diosmanijuarez]

I hope they were playing pearls song “round and round make the city turn”

[@susanjoyce4244]

@@diosmanijuarezPARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE ‘BURBS

[@daisyh7738]

Marcello is ✨️everything✨️

[@guadalupeflorian7913]

He’s so supportive of her career and poetry, and that’s just wholesome ❤

[@PhilosopherWR]

"Where did that old man come from?!" 😂😂😂 This was not what I was expecting from that concept. Hilarious!

[@Ny5us]

These are two amazing additions to the cast. They work super well together too lol

[@lisa2000geese]

Feel like the "masters in 18th century graveyards" line is not getting enough appreciation!

[@yoshilu7451]

As a history teacher, I feel personally attacked by that line 😂😂😂

[@Person1865]

It's sort of a real degree. Preservation. I did some class work in cemeteries. Alyssa is meeee

[@alleycat616]

I’d love to get a masters in that no lie…

[@shahartley]

Ok, Jane fit that role perfectly.

[@johnmoreland6089]

She nailed it! Really good!

[@r00pea]

I am liking her, great to see the love in the comments. Unrelated, she looked a bit like Kate McKinnon in this segment 😄

[@Bryan-b1r2i]

Is it weird that she looks really attractive in that costume 😭 lmao

[@Leomerya12]

You guys are delusional. Good grief.

[@discoyetiproductions]

@@Leomerya12it's just their opinions my guy

[@unicornL]

Marcello is actually perfect in everything. I would love to have that level of support in my life

[@kristinlyons6854]

This is me and my old man. He's all jock, built, crazy cholo energy, talks to everyone. I'm just a weird goth nerd introvert who loves sci-fi. He watches all the star trek with me and I work out with him. We're never bored.

[@Soappblob0524]

I love Jane’s delivery

[@kubensamiuel5176]

"Where did that old man come from Colin?" 🤣

[@randi1025]

My favorite part 😂

[@noone_9999]

Been a fan of Jane on tiktok for years and shes absolutely killing it. Shes meant to be on snl

[@katherinerose7261]

Right? She’s had some great moments this season!

[@bluekinopio9390]

I don’t see it yet

[@TheRogueStatesman]

@@bluekinopio9390 right? she has to be the WORST guest performer in the 50 years this show has been on.... and that includes Horatio Sanz...

[@mathiaswalker350]

3:12 Didn't know that Michael Che was wearing khaki chinos underneath that desk..

[@godmaster20]

They really elevate the outfit ngl

[@ericv6462]

Usually he just has jeans on

[@juliamatullano9123]

I’M ALREADY ON MY FIFTH WATCH ON THIS VIDEO 😂 the dynamic is just obsessive

[@aishikamitra]

Love Marcello! I think Colin and Scarlett would fit the bill for this segment :P

[@shawngilliland243]

I expected a mention of that myself.

[@TheBierp]

Same. I feel like a gag was missed there. I do like this dynamic though.

[@nannerz1994]

My immediate thought

[@OvSpP]

@@aishikamitra but which is which?

[@EdT.-xt6yv]

3:02 Phd in graveyards & grant? COINCIDENCE or lab work?

[@laalaa99stl]

Marcello really brought the Marcello energy for this one.

[@mcvange]

They are actually very cute! I can see why they are together! They like and support each other 😂

[@ellec2830]

2:50 im dead🤣

[@Joystick44]

Man Marcello came out with big Chris Farley energy! Amazing!

[@shanu3009]

"Like magnets for example" 💀😭

[@Phi1618033]

These couples actually exist. This is a real thing.

[@TheCrookedRoute]

Love this sketch-amazing job, Marcello and Jane!! I keep laughing at how Marcello is taking up so much space while in character that Jane has to keep repositioning her chair to stay centered and close to the table. 😂

[@mothercain]

need both of them

[@rosemartin4833]

Love that you can even hear Che laughing - Marcello crushed it.

[@michaeleverett2597]

After hearing Grant react to Alyssa's poetry, it's clear they belong together.

[@sngray11]

Marcelo’s commitment to the bit makes the skits with him chef’s kiss! 🙌🏽

[@laurengomez5288]

Listen, the way he absolutely supports her and is goals though.

[@TemakiTom]

Such a funny and genuinely sweet segment. A rarity these days!

[@SassyFrassyLassy]

I literally love this sketch. Please bring them back for something else. It was not only funny, but it was so cute. ❤❤

[@carrisagrace1]

Ok but who else has developed a wicked crush on Marcello over time ?

[@kyle5555]

🙋‍♂

[@gregXxo]

​@@kyle5555He is absolutely gorgeous

[@ruedesfleurs8279]

🙋‍♀️

[@kyle5555]

@ definitely bringing in the gay viewers for sure. lol

[@benrom916]

He's a Papi 😋.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

0:13 Kate Beckinsale and Pete davidson.😮

[@TuesdayBlueSkies]

Pete’s been round the block 🤣

[@Bergen98]

Everything was amazing. The mismatched energy, them sitting very close to each other, him being 110% enthusiastic over her and her comeback to a girl trying to take her man - amazing love story and perfect sketch 😂

[@quinny-yay]

1:17 THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS I CANT 💀😂

[@nitemarestlk]

Jane's ability to hold it in was otherworldly

[@ivegottaluvlikewoe]

This is one of my new favorite SNL skits of all time. Crush it Alyssa

[@ahsatan8997]

Marcello is killing it all over in life i love him

[@Stealthylight]

Make this a reoccurring bit, please... that was pure gold 😆

[@mariah7114]

I have watched this sketch an unreasonable amount of times.

[@TakeThisification]

Marcello and Jane are my absolute favorite cast members right now!

[@michaellucejr.6374]

I’m amazed at how well Marcello is at creating characters like this, and actually I think they would be a great recurring duo for weekend update.

[@rin-eri]

Colin: I can’t help but notice that there are some unlikely couples popping up these days. Here to comment are Grant and Alyssa, a couple you can’t believe are together. Grant [To the Audience]: Yeah! Let’s go! What’s up! How we feeling? I’m psyched to be here bro, this is amazing man! Alyssa: Hello. Colin: Oh wow. Yeah, so I can already see you’re a pretty unlikely couple. Grant: Oh man, opposites attract, man! That’s science, bro! Alyssa: Like magnets, for example. Colin: Cool, so how did you guys meet? Grant: Oh, we met at the club Colin! It was Trap Night at Club Sweat. And I walk in and I see the finest thing I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. And she’s sitting at the bar watching Steven Universe on her phone. So I walk up to her and I say, “DAAAMMNNN, who are YOU?” 
Alyssa: And I said like, “Hi, I’m Alyssa.” Grant: And I said, “Hi, nice to meet you Alyssa, I’m In Love.” Play my track baby! [Grant dances in his chair.] Grant: Man, I love music, man. Colin: That’s really amazing, yeah. So, I’ve heard a lot from you, Grant, I would love to hear more or perhaps exclusively from Alyssa. What do you do for work? 
Alyssa: I’m a student at Barnard. I’m getting my masters in 18th century graveyards. Grant: Yeah, and as for me? I teach a Soul Cycle class on the tarmac at Laguardia, baby! Yeah! But by baby, she’s just being modest right now. She’s also a poet. Come on baby, give them a little taste of what you do. [Alyssa removes a folded piece of paper from her pocket, and reads from it.] Alyssa: ‘The celadon waves lap against the light house. Softly, as if they’re dreaming of another life.’ Grant: BOOM!! Slam it on that lighthouse baby! BAM! Then what, baby? Then what? Tell them what happens after that. Alyssa: ‘The old man watches the hourglass.’
Grant: OH DAMN! OH DAMN! Where did that old man come from, Colin?! Alyssa: ‘And she was ephemeral.’
Grant: Yeah, nice to meet you, Ephemeral! Hahaha! Oh man. And you know what else I love about my baby, bro? Is that she is mad protective, Colin. Colin: Oh, wow, really? Grant: Oh hell yeah. One time, this girl came up on me in the club. Talking crazy, feeling up on me. And what did you say, baby? What’d you say? Alyssa: Uh, I said, “Did you buy that fake booty on Temu you dusty bitch?” Grant: SLAM! SLAM! Colin: Oh my god! The couple you can’t believe are together, everyone! [Alyssa and Grant wave goodbye to the crowd.] [コリンがテレビ番組で観客の前でグラントとアリッサにインタビューする。] コリン：最近、どうも意外なカップルが増えている気がしますね。そこでコメントをもらうのは、信じられないカップル、グラントとアリッサです。 グラント [観客に向かって]：イエーイ！行くぜ！みんな元気かい？ここにいるの最高だぜ、すごいよ、マジで！ アリッサ：こんにちは。 コリン：いやぁ、すでに君たちがかなり意外なカップルだってわかるね。 グラント：いやぁ、反対のもの同士は惹かれ合うもんだぜ！それが科学だ、兄弟！ アリッサ：例えば、磁石のように。 コリン：なるほど、じゃあ、どうやって出会ったの？ グラント：おぉ、クラブで出会ったんだよ、コリン！Club SweatのTrap Nightだったんだ。入ってすぐに、生まれて初めて見る最高のものを見つけたんだ。それが彼女で、バーに座ってスマホで『スティーブン・ユニバース』を見てたんだ。それで俺はこう言ったんだ、「うぉおお、君は誰？」って。 アリッサ：それで私は、「こんにちは、アリッサです」って答えたの。 グラント：で、俺が「こんにちは、アリッサ。初めまして、俺は恋に落ちた」って。俺の曲をかけてくれ、ベイビー！ [グラントが椅子の上で踊る。] グラント：音楽大好きだぜ、ほんとに。 コリン：さて、グラントの話はもうたくさん聞いたから、ここからはもっと…いや、できればアリッサだけの話を聞かせてほしいな。仕事は何をしているの？ アリッサ：バーナードで学生をしています。18世紀の墓地について修士号を取るために勉強しています。 グラント：そう、それで俺はというと、ラガーディアの滑走路でソウルサイクルのクラスを教えてるんだ、イエーイ！でもね、彼女、謙虚すぎるんだよ。実は詩人でもあるんだ。ちょっと、彼女の作品を聞かせてやってくれよ。 [アリッサがポケットから紙を取り出し、読み始める。] アリッサ：「セラドンの波が灯台に寄せてくる。まるで他の人生を夢見ているように、そっと。」 グラント：ボン！灯台にそれをぶちかませ！バン！で、その後はどうなるんだ、ベイビー？教えてやれよ、その後はどうなるんだ？ アリッサ：「老人が砂時計を見つめる。」 グラント：おぉ、すげぇ！どこからその老人が出てきたんだ、コリン？！ アリッサ：「彼女は儚かった。」 グラント：おお、はじめまして、儚いって感じだな！ハハハ！それでな、俺のベイビーのもう一つ好きなところは、すごく守ってくれるんだよ、コリン。 コリン：ええ、本当に？ グラント：おお、そうさ。あるとき、クラブで女が俺に近寄ってきてさ、めちゃくちゃに話しかけて触ってきたんだ。それでベイビー、君はなんて言ったんだっけ？ アリッサ：「その偽のヒップ、Temuで買ったの？この埃っぽいビッチが。」 グラント：バン！バン！ コリン：なんてこった！信じられないカップル、みんな拍手を！ [アリッサとグラントが観客に手を振って別れを告げる。]

[@apatosaurusanna]

Is this the only one you've seen?

[@stevencrowe2450]

2:17: "Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Where did that old man come from, Colin?" Marcello totally sells that line.

[@TeyaBrosna]

Okay, all kidding aside, can we please, PLEASE see more from this couple? Like lots more. I would pay to see their movie. (And isn't it THAT easy to get an SNL movie made? I mean, it used to be.) Please, please, please give us more of this couple!!!