How To Save Money Like Alan | Two and a Half Men

[@dont6441]

The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

[@chrisjackson1889]

2:15😂😂😂

[@justinsmith5095]

Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up

[@parlebuzz]

😂😂😂

[@natvan29]

I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

[@summerharris6470]

I know

[@mattmojo105]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@JuanJoseEstigarribia1]

Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

[@james5193]

It's not real,.....Hello

[@marinajane7155]

A Parasite

[@maxxymrice6200]

5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

[@batmanrocks6727]

Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

[@O.G.H.]

Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

[@maxxymrice6200]

@@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

[@daniel16.4]

38 😂

[@angieelkey300]

Omg

[@ItsFlevine]

Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

[@melanieparker]

Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

[@tonyduncan7608]

And others round him let him

[@cityhawk]

@@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

[@kenadams9725]

He’s a leech

[@keithoutlaw6493]

Hes a cockroach

[@chightower1989]

$24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

[@melanieparker]

I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

[@virtualdark2295]

That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

[@bulawayomycity123]

😂😂😂😂

[@davido5496]

Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

[@HieuMinh-nw2gc]

because Judith sucks him dry :)))

[@merengue7139]

“I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

[@EagleOneM1953]

What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

[@legendaryjimbob7685]

@@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

[@patthonsirilim5739]

maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

[@channelforwhat]

It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

[@RaduRadonys]

Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

[@TheMintedAero1993]

​@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

[@redhood444]

Man Charlie the goat

[@EagleOneM1953]

Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series. I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it... Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series... Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

[@jonathanpretty5031]

Cryer is hilarious

[@mattmojo105]

I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

[@MichaelMeade-d7b]

He fell off the roof because he was too cheap to call the guy.

[@brucegilbert7243]

" The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

[@nomoreheroes98]

As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

[@spartan101ful]

Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

[@Neglelakkruler]

there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

[@nomoreheroes98]

@@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

[@merengue7139]

@@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

[@bitwawesome7]

Romance girl

[@stevehartman1730]

My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

[@MareZcare]

You dont even have brothers...dont lie

[@abetteryou6282]

Marty and arty

[@stevehartman1730]

Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros

[@Rj-ij6ko]

I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

[@fabiosantana2998]

nobody watched this show after Charlie left

[@reedschneider6587]

like the worm he is

[@freakzilla9975]

6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlesbrowning9748]

There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

[@BigboyRoy100]

In his lamp LOL.

[@kallemetsahalme5701]

and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

[@rickysan6772]

it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

[@R.Oates7902]

$5,000

[@cd15-b3m]

2:14 Gotta love that satisfying position the wallet took when landing. Comedic cherry on the cake.

[@krystalvideos]

I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

[@jackmilligan1023]

Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

[@tomascostanzo3673]

Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

[@bernardybernardy]

I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

[@fredrichardson8647]

that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

[@MrMovielover17]

Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

[@germanrgd]

6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

[@aryanrai1280]

The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

[@R.Oates7902]

That was hilarious! In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad! 💰

[@melanieparker]

@@R.Oates7902 Who's fault is that?

[@jacktheladstevens]

😄 Alan Harper is a legend

[@jankokol9817]

Nope, Charlie and Walden are the legends for still letting that parasite live under their roofs for free.

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway. 2:57 Always cracks me up. "We never double!" "That's not an accident, Alan!" "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??" "Strangely enough - I can!" 😂

[@kathykath3884]

😆

[@wickedpawn5437]

@@kathykath3884 Same here! I also have the full DVD boxset, and still click straightaway.

[@PakiFighter]

I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

[@wadstur8429]

Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

[@marilynhornsby644]

So very true

[@Aemilius46]

I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

[@eternallucifer7709]

I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives. Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

[@1987FX16]

And "she has a nice rack."

[@keith7644]

@@eternallucifer7709Alan shouldn’t a let her be a stay at home mom

[@rodolfocesar2945]

judith is the reason he doesn have money, before the start of the series he and charlie didn't even need to saw each other

[@theman1412]

5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[@AmorphisBob]

Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan. "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

[@christopherbako]

Jake was a great actor, he helped the show. Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

[@hydrangeas_lover]

I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

[@maxxymrice6200]

Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

[@baal1999]

6:36 Charlie ist right. Alan was living there rent-free for six years and he did not have to pay for his ex-wifes anymore. And now he insists that his family pays a lawyer do defend him? In this episode he hit a guy because he was jealous of him. Alan is just am ungrateful bloodsucker.

[@dongholiothesecond3324]

There's a difference between cheap and broke.

[@marckristensen946]

I guess he's both

[@melanieparker]

He chooses to be because he knows Charlie will take care of him.

[@marckristensen946]

Yes, like a sponge

[@59771006]

“Do me a favour say preposterous again”

[@fredrichardson8647]

when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

[@melanieparker]

I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

[@fonkamex]

Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

[@ericgarringer6911]

The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

[@doreenanderson6513]

Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

[@jerrydboss7251]

Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

[@queunlimited4779]

Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

[@erisveseli]

And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

[@stuartmcgill3599]

Or just use a male lawyer

[@seangriffin2053]

Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

[@eternallucifer7709]

That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

[@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq]

​@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.

[@keith7644]

no they all told him not to marry Judith he did it anyway & is now paying alimony and he doesn’t pay rent

[@Matt-h6k6m]

Jake with the spoon on his nose lol😂

[@JohnnyCBCS]

40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

[@atheistrahulsharma3880]

Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

[@explore_desi]

24.50 please 😂😅

[@jefflevenhagen]

Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

[@chungwaichothe1034]

Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

[@aprilhippie8752]

3:58 Best part 😂😂

[@felixnobauer769]

Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

[@borislovothered8124]

hate alan but man charlie does love him

[@melanieparker]

He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

[@90PBO]

If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

[@fredrichardson8647]

if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

[@bwwestman]

There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

[@tornadohunter1054]

Season 4 Episode 9.

[@amandaflynn5835]

YOUR BUSTED ALAN

[@Chazdachap]

I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

[@lmc4964]

you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

[@skylurk5145]

anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

[@nuclearmatt8119]

Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

[@Trtevoorryu]

Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

[@XBarajasX]

Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

[@brucegilbert7243]

An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

[@pawanchauhan7149]

Best show ever!

[@natecellini6109]

I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

[@ninh05]

They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

[@MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc]

what a good tv show

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

[@ericnelson9100]

Alan's Volvo was a 1998; he was still making payments on that in 2006?

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Alan: I am not cheap. LIAR!!!

[@andrewcharles459]

When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

[@Joanne-i7q]

So, you think Alan is strange? Does it occur to you that Chas.Harper does absolutely nothing all day , and can afford a beach house in one of the most exoensive places in the US? a house that would retail for several million ? not to mention a daily housekeeper, lawn guy, Mercedes, and the exoensive upkeep for that german luxury car. And thats not even adding up: food... dating expenses.. .car insurance, home insurance ... Going out any time he wants for a designer latte? How exactly does he pay for this hedonist lifestyle? The royalties from a cartoon jingle, written a decade ago, is a monthly check, but they do not pay for this lifestyle. And thats why he goes flat broke , and ends up crushed under a piano.

[@GaryJrWesley-ou2tx]

Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

[@Alkelly-hh6rv]

How could he not remember something that important.

[@jonnovember2136]

It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

[@cokebenni]

I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Pretty much.

[@HAL-bo5lr]

@@jameshaggerty8348 Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

[@User2100]

And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

[@Jaitheboss1]

If i had a brother like that id be in jail insufferable

[@srinath6247]

That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

[@kattyparry1388]

5:49 please throw him out

[@jeanneflaherty4491]

Kevin Flaherty: At 1:25 Look at Jake......

[@martintolovski]

Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

[@mikekling7144]

Kramer had his own place at least.

[@martintolovski]

@@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

[@chandankumar-jo7rf]

Alan is the clear winner

[@meadster308]

Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

[@charlesbrowning9748]

Alan hands down.

[@StarWarsMoments]

On that day Charlie learned about teaching people how to treat you. By saying that Allen never owed him money and never changing that thought, he told Alan it was okay to claim Charlie owed him. If you let people walk over you, what reason do they have to stop doing it?

[@guillerminaarias3820]

Poor Charlie with that brother!

[@kiranramapuri716]

Charlie forever

[@razorsharp8549]

Lets all remember that allan had a great divorce attorney and Charlie sabotaged it.

[@Goldone99]

Zip Code 🤣

[@juanbaclavab]

Why does that house have a chimney of it's in Malibu... that's the most bizarre thing of the entire series

[@peekaboo5059]

6:16 thats an honor

[@kandiman562]

I miss the original cast

[@Fanvan-c2t]

I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

[@FreshlySnipes]

Why does he pay Alimony when Jake is almost always over there?

[@Vishnupriyachaturvedi]

Child support is for the kid and alimony is for your partner. You can’t marry a woman, share a life for years where she is a stay at home wife and then leave her with nothing when the marriage ends. She has no career,no merits, so alimony is compensation.

[@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq]

​@@VishnupriyachaturvediShe got everything in the divorce including the house. Alimony is such bs and needs to stop, men don't get the same payoffs to hang out at home. When they decide to break their vows (women don't have any concept of them) the free ride's over and they need to fend for themselves not continue to mooch.

[@Vishnupriyachaturvedi]

@@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq blame the patriarchy. It made men responsible for their women. Alimony helps women makeup for the time they lost in their marriage. Specially, if she was a stay at home wife.

[@keith7644]

@@VishnupriyachaturvediAlan should a never let her be a stay at home mom

[@Vishnupriyachaturvedi]

@@keith7644 Are you sure? Half of the traditionalist idiots want women to stay at home. Alan deserves everything he got. She was not even his first choice, he asked her sister out before judith.

[@dostonUergashev]

How does a chiropractor make no money

[@jankokol9817]

When he is Alan Harper

[@neilgerace355]

0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

[@kennybegeske8824]

I Wanna To Save Money Just Like Alan Because I'm On The Budget

[@voltairebanquirigo1119]

Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother

[@Slayer12349]

Isn't that because a lot of Filipinos are poor, and Americans feel shame for living with others as if they like a dependent

[@miquelr2353]

Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

[@Rosalba3440]

Alan the free loader, and strawberry shortcake (Melissa)

[@indianastarkjones1535]

Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.

[@srami004]

Well Charlie slept and dumped Alan's expensive lawyer

[@melanieparker]

Oh, so it's Charlie's fault Alan married Kandi, she too divorced him, took all his money forcing him back into Charlie's house and life?

[@tonyduncan7608]

Alen shoulda sued his divorce lawyer.

[@stuartmcgill3599]

Or given Charlie's reputation he should have used a male lawyer

[@konpsymusic]

how do you think he got there 🤣

[@mjack1935]

alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?

[@patrickdornoff2735]

hes a good man just has rotten luck in life

[@ashokthapa5180]

@@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.

[@keith7644]

that’s not luck he should a stop giving money to women

[@jankokol9817]

@@patrickdornoff2735 Good, perhaps. Man, definitely not.

[@jackmilligan1023]

Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

[@walii777]

Alan was cheapen than cheap😂

[@darkjester7914]

Episode ? 😂 4:24

[@KusogeMan]

5:22 he should have set the fire

[@kennybegeske8824]

That's My Goal To Save More Money

[@mikemichailidis1685]

Keep sponging your elder brother 😂