Alan's Funniest Bits - Series One | Mid Morning Matters | Baby Cow

[@glenbrucecostello4464]

Im sat here watching this in the Tea room at work with headphones on , and im laughing out loud i regret NOTHING ...Still love AP after all these years .Hope we continue to see him on our screens for years to come.

[@percythrower9193]

Good luck in your next job... Ho Ho! PT x

[@owen-trombone]

Ah ha!

[@DiRtYLaWs2007]

I’m a massive fan of Alan across all formats but this is premium Partridge in it’s purest form.

[@fredflintstone8569]

It's textbook Partridge, it really is.

[@DoctorPompidou]

Lovely stuff

[@Oooo-bi7bi]

Grade A, locally sourced arse to ear holes verbal diarrhoea. With complimentary cobbler’s.

[@DoctorPompidou]

@Wild Berries Top Gear magazine

[@vhseshproductions2378]

That is first class

[@itsMrNoble]

I love how Sidekick Simon is always a bit nervous around Alan but also soaks up his praise.

[@eightiesboy]

'He's either responsible for one of the biggest ornithological genocides of our time, or he's the greatest farmyard to table strategist of the last 100 years'.

[@lilbun444]

‘The ten. pence. turkey . What a thought…’

[@eightiesboy]

@@lilbun444 'tantalisingly close.....'

[@dandare2586]

Responsible for The greatest ornithological genocide ? Actually it was the Germans during WWII, who trapped and/or shot any bird approaching the French coast should it be a carrier pigeon.

[@mattgarbutt254]

The whole Bernard Matthews bit is peak Madeley…

[@stanmonzon5788]

The latter

[@blazepond5518]

such a great era of Partridge

[@christopherslade663]

Peak Partridge

[@harri7416]

@@christopherslade663 Easily. Well said.

[@moonmoon221]

He's bounced back

[@christopherslade663]

@@moonmoon221 😆

[@grahamdrummond2412]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 🤪

[@EmpyreanSasarai]

Tim Key is so amazing in this, every single little look and gesture has me feeling so sorry for him!

[@StrangelyBrownNo1]

Old mate is actually an incredible actor

[@skullsaintdead]

Check him out on Taskmaster series 1, he's incredible. My favourite contestant. Goes all in.

[@EmpyreanSasarai]

@@skullsaintdead his acting when he says he didn't cheat by pulling out the plug is exemplary

[@skullsaintdead]

@@EmpyreanSasarai Omg yes, his denial is sublime! So competitive, I love it.

[@charleswhitney3235]

He's so funny, I love him on This Time

[@boosh90]

This is *GREAT* banter! It really is......

[@eyeshandy]

but it's still funny it's still surreally funny

[@jammygitt]

The dead air while Alan tried to remember what he had to eat 🤣🤣🤣

[@farmbrough]

A masterpiece of comic timing.

[@skullsaintdead]

"And that's a relish!" "... mustard." Is some of the best comedic dialogue I've ever heard. Is it bad I can recite this word for word? Please Steve, Armando and Tim: bring this back. I enjoyed the new series of This Time with AP but Mid Morning Matters just goes all in, jokes one after another. Incredible how many they manage to cram into such a simple format: two dudes sitting in a DJ booth in (North*) Norfolk. Just guys being dudes. One of the funniest shows ever made.

[@thelonesoldier]

Mustard. I'm there, yes. I'm here.

[@Richard-hv5hh]

I agree it's much funnier than "This Time" Your right about his wonderful interaction with Tim. Hope the character continues in whatever new format they come up with.

[@zootsoot2006]

You should also include the Gibbons brothers, I think they're the main writers of all 'post-I'm' Partridge. Geniuses all but it really does come down to the enactment at the end of the day, which is 100% Coogan. I don't think there's any comedy that crams as much funny per second as Partridge.

[@deepzepp4176]

“This Time” is pretty awful. Some funny set-pieces, but it’s very cliched. And Coogan’s performance is just off somehow.

[@seanbrown8533]

@@Richard-hv5hh *you're

[@pbyr695]

So many gems - “I had already commenced foreplay when I remembered I hadn’t renewed my tax disk”

[@robertbarbour7017]

I was howling at that. 😂

[@gzz8551]

Quick call to the DVLA, sorted.

[@simonlawrencesings]

All the love went from his eyes. Chilling.

[@KCJ1999]

"The Clifton Suspension Bridge was built for people like you, and the fact you can drive across it is just a bonus"

[@MrChrisBarker]

He was an unpleasant person, a bit like.. Jamiroquai.. 😂

[@refoliation]

Alan was the guy who kept moving his furniture around inducing insanity, virtually.

[@wayneorchard5570]

I never tire of Mid Morning Matters. Liquid comedy.

[@gzz8551]

THAT....was a goal!

[@englishblacksmith]

@@gzz8551AND ANOTHER!

[@elpadre4202]

"she sounds like she's being touched on a bus..." also the guy that rang in about sliced bread being the best thing, that had be in tears that bit...

[@curious1147]

Momal mwam 😂

[@pampalazz]

Can I have a T Shirt ?

[@kneeenaw4]

I think it was voiced by Simon Greenall (Michael the Geordie)

[@isaacfielding7565]

That line about the voiceover artist cracked me up - glad someone else noted it 😂

[@arnzidge]

I can't get over how flustered the caller was getting about sliced bread, from the outrage to the slight accent, that whole (terry's chocolate) segment is hilarious

[@theprophet9429]

He's clearly a character. He definitely is!

[@Chris-B.]

There's that cattiness again.

[@thegrinderman1090]

15:07 "it's 7.01" "very nearly" That's really tickled me. Mid Morning Matters has so many excellent throwaway lines between the main jokes. The way every sentence is spoken, the facial expressions, the timing. It's Partridge perfected.

[@bachbelle1299]

Alan….you have got me through some tough times in my life. This is classic Partridge. Thank you for making me cry with laughter!

[@marcschweitzer]

Are you on an E?

[@sargonsblackgrandfather2072]

“I think panel beating was too narrow a topic” Howling 😂

[@Deanster101]

then over-compensating with "whats your favourite thing"....brilliant

[@Rroovviah]

It’s sliced bread innit?

[@simonRTJ]

Steves character has never suffered from bad writing in the 25+ years he's been on telly, i'm so glad Alan is still around, what's so bizzare is that I realised Alan hasn't changed in all that time, as i thought over the years he had become more sympathetic, no, its because i'm now closer to him in character now as i approach 45, I see some of myself in Alan, which adds a new fresh comedic layer to his character, im laughing at myself, something i did not relate to when i discovered him in my early 20s. Working with Steve many years ago was great and a pleasure, I never mentioned however, that I admired his work, i wish i had.

[@jakezywek6852]

Needless to say, you had the last laugh.

[@tac2456]

Alan is the best comedy character I've ever seen. Please make more series or mockumentaries, it's been too long and I'm watching everything in repeat for like 10 times now, we need more much more! Love from Portugal

[@lostinberlinofficial8998]

The greatest of all time. Long live Alan Partridge. My dad took me to see his stand up show when I was 12 back in the mid 90s.my dad's passed now but was a massive partridge fan he never lived to see mid morning matters... Imo the very best of Alan Partridge

[@nickpower3185]

More than Ever,we need Alan Partridge 😊

[@ElliottHurst]

"She sounds like she's being touched on a bus!" Caught me off guard

[@paulmorphy6187]

'All the love went from his eyes' 🤣🤣

[@20thCB]

Alan's sheer pedantry in getting the caller to say spaghetti bolognese instead of spag bol :-)

[@mooseing22]

I met Tim in Cambridge. I recognised him because I saw him in a sketch show where he played a very angry, swearing Estate Agent. It was very funny. When I reminded him of it, a little voice behind him said 'He was naughty, swearing like that on telly, too much of it nowadays'! It was his mum telling him off! I honestly felt I was in a Life of Brian segment. We both laughed as he said 'ok mum'. That night I watched him play 'Sidekick Simon' with Alan Partridge. He's a very talented lad. His poetry is what you'd expect it to be. What I love about him is he always seems to come from left field. A different mindset, very original. Cheers for putting this on Yt. 'Lovely Stuff'!❤😂

[@chilldude30]

This is top notch Partridge.

[@mgnoodle2589]

And all the love went from his eyes

[@barryjamesw]

The genius of Alan Partridge is that it gets better with every watch - there are little subtleties that you can easily miss he first, second and third time round! Although, I may be a little slow on the uptake!

[@damianclark550]

Bar far one of the most underrated series

[@leighlimbrick9375]

You know that 👍👌

[@drdassler]

Underrated by who exactly?

[@IpswichRobert]

@@drdassler the op probably meant in the sense everyone raves about things like Mrs Brown's Boys and nonsense like that yet MMWAP israrely spoken about

[@MrRorySteel]

@@drdassler Yeah everyone seems to rate it highly weird comment indeed

[@drdassler]

@@IpswichRobert I've only heard Mrs Brown's Boys spoke about with contempt. I've never heard a single person say it was any good. It's the Boris Johnson of comedy. I was being rhetorical anyway, 'underrated' is the most misused word on the internet. They mean underappreciated but are so used to judging everything on how many likes it gets. I just like being a douche about it. 😜

[@Deanster101]

“Bernard has not actually rung the neck of a turkey for a few years and even then it was for a charity event” I’m in tears of laughter.

[@MamaLinz123]

‘Rod…’ ‘Hull?’ ‘No, Stewart’ Im roaring!

[@joneseyboydc]

I can't help but wonder exactly what kind of charity event that would have been...🤔

[@hmq9052]

Ruddy bloody brilliant

[@WaddedBliss]

Whenever I hear brave mentioned I always say to myself "so ruddy, bloody brave." 😂

[@lisacampbell4819]

“It’s an idiom”. “You’re an idiot.”😂😂😂😂😂Dear Lord I LOVE THE HILARITY OF STEWART!!!😅😊❤

[@Cheezwizzz]

“That’s not a condiment, it’s a hot sauce!!” 😂😂

[@stephencole4498]

Honestly the best Partridge series ever.

[@samsummer8382]

This is great banter, IT REALLY IS!!

[@waynewhitebeam1144]

Steve Coogan is Fantastic...Simply the best Tv comedic shows the UK has ever produced..He gets better and better..👌👌👏👏

[@darraghtormey1500]

I have to say, this is truly great banter.

[@dean7652]

Mid morning matters is actually the best form of partridge

[@joethelion6016]

I'll never forget Alan's huge plate in the travel lodge.

[@Gallusinsky]

Linton Travel Tavern! 😂

[@joethelion6016]

@@Gallusinsky Yeah 😆 but we all know it was really a 'Travel Lodge'

[@davedennison7386]

"Have you got your big plate, Alan?"....brilliant..

[@Ognes2019]

12” plate 😂😂

[@allisonday893]

It’s actually a great idea 😂

[@jimcreee3299]

both series of this were I think the best partridge.

[@grahamdrummond2412]

I agree, I loved the first 2 series, but when I watch them now, they seem a bit old fashioned & a bit twee, these ones, every single line makes me laugh

[@jimcreee3299]

@@grahamdrummond2412 the tv show had the laugh track on it which doesn't help. but this stuff in the studio is so tight without distractions. masterful. would love for him to go back to this format, must be a hell of a lot cheaper too

[@GarySinghgsin3725]

I listened to this in the shower - absolutely hilarious - but then I watched it and it was ten times funnier! You must watch it to fully appreciate the genius of this guy!

[@charlesbarnett2724]

"Direct access to Hobs Road must have been like the promised land to civil engineers."😂😂😂

[@richardellis6246]

They are vast. I've got to send this to Jonathan Ross 😂

[@michaelmccullagh2241]

fucking gold

[@invokedbyred]

The hot water bottle gag was brilliant. The timing was spot on, especially the second hand up to stop Simon from saying it again 😂

[@johnLennon255]

The look of defeat on Simon's face

[@Gatheist]

‘..but leave your keys in the ignition so people can shift your car afterwards ‘ 😂😂😂

[@horaceosirian8993]

15:04 "An egg panini, with extra egg. *_AN! AN! AN!_* Extra egg." F**king genius :)

[@keepgoing1973]

His opinions are outrageous. I'm searching my soul to know how and why he has them. Brilliant, this is Alan gold.

[@Dadmcbeardface]

5:33 “and all the love went from his eyes. Chilling” 😂

[@imanihekima1659]

I'll always fondly remember when MMM Series One first appeared on KZbin, without fuss or fanfare.

[@FranksMuseumOfGaming]

"We wrestled" "Well we didn't wrestle" my most used Partridge quote

[@doyd90]

"yeah you're a compleme cunm".... Literally burst out laughing every time I watch that 🤣

[@susanreinert6962]

Alice Clunt

[@MorrisseysMonkey]

Bring back Alan on the radio. These were funnier than 'This Time'! 😂👍

[@svensvenkill]

I dunno, 'This Time' had some amazing moments. Let's have more of both!

[@SaintDomingo1]

This Time is incredible. Watch it a second time.

[@starrage7926]

@@SaintDomingo1 Delilah the slag from the Bible

[@AdAstra78]

@@SaintDomingo1 This Time had a lot of great moments, but it was VERY inconsistent. Especially when compared to Mid Morning Matters, which barely missed a beat across both series.

[@Weird-City]

@@AdAstra78 I think it's one of his greatest works - but he has many great works doesn't he. Saxondale was phenomenal. Also the one where he worked the supermarket tills for a day and became really good at it 🤣🤣

[@stevetobin7495]

hi best series by far...perfect culmination of character building

[@rogerramjet5302]

The look from both after 'power steering' was perfection!

[@gzz8551]

“This is great banter, it really is”

[@Johnstone72]

Any group of people on their way to a Hen/Stag do when they are all still sober.

[@maffatoo308]

This is great banter… it really is

[@garethmorgan3665]

Wonderful stuff ! The ' From the Oast House' podcasts on Audible have me laughing out loud too and also bare repeated listening . Coogan has an amazingly versatile voice and uses it to great effect on that. Would highly recommend to Patridge fans if you haven't heard it already .👍

[@johnjames2397]

I second this, along with the “nomad” and “I, partridge we need to talk about Alan” both are in audiobook form read by the man himself on KZbin

[@Chris-B.]

Sorry, I just trumped.

[@steverussell8804]

"Who could not like a smiling baby?" - "Errr - Herod". Brilliant!!!

[@Chriswatney]

Season 1 is peak Partridge. Who else used to have the App on your phone, that shuffled your music, playing the show as if it were the radio in between tracks…?

[@martindowney8737]

It has been a privilege to be thought of as Alan Partridge.

[@artomarto679]

The look at the camera @18:30 is brilliant

[@garyrobertfisher]

This is a great compilation... it really is.

[@antichamber-arustflavoured3210]

"I mean you can't just summon up tumescence like room service" Brilliant!

[@Theunbiasvoice]

“Roles in like Lord Lucan” 😂😂😂 the context behind that joke - well played writers

[@chicohunt1206]

Exquisite. Easily lost on many I would guess.

[@chicohunt1206]

@@grantmalone lord lucan is famous for going missing and never reappearing. To use that as an example of comparison for someone who just “rolls in” is the joke.

[@zapkvr0101]

​@@chicohunt1206yeah. I got it. Also its funnier if you remember all the sightings of them that happened after he disappeared. He popped up here in Australia in the mid seventies. According to the Sunday papers.

[@zapkvr]

*rolls*

[@kyranlewis4759]

The Bernard Mathews part is gold

[@Weird-City]

I'll never forget when this came out. It was first published for free on KZbin I think. Such high quality comedy - no marketing - it just appeared! Have wanted to re-watch the series ever since. It's hard to say - but this may be my favorite Steve Coogan series.

[@a1b3do]

7:08 I've been chortling over "Dave and Samantha" for an unreasonable number of seconds

[@arnzidge]

this is great banter! I cry every time I watch the first scene XD

[@davidh.8798]

High, high quality writing & performance. Excruciating & hilarious.

[@JohnSmith-sl5ym]

His greatest work imo

[@1derehman]

‘ Here is a guy who is prepared to push the envelope’ such classic Alan! Space world!

[@robbrennan8158]

Never gets old !

[@bramblestown]

great banter, it really is

[@jimcreee3299]

superb. best partridge by far

[@michaelbanfield8968]

Thank you Alan your an icon to young men and also women

[@kneeenaw4]

Sliced bread caller was Simon Greenall who plays Michael the Geordie

[@Nicola2949]

Knew I recognised that voice! Also the first woman caller was the same woman who called in talking about Gandalf and his “long white beard” on series 1 of “Im Alan Partridge”

[@simonmackness403]

Peak Partridge. The writing is sooo good.

[@davidrosephotography51]

the sliced bread section is brilliant! utterly brilliant

[@LifeOfRy]

13:29 the frenetic pace of life… In _Norwich_

[@JohanHerrenberg]

The Essence of Partridge.

[@gbasource]

I think the radio scenes he does are the funniest scenes of Alan partridge

[@Frank-om4fc]

Coogan is a genius with his timing....

[@1seansouth]

People only abbreviate when they are humorous - brilliant

[@MontyCantsin5]

This is sooo goooood.

[@FootballForty1]

The delivery of “mammary” is just perfect.

[@GST51]

the first 3 mins are , if anyone can remember them ... is SO Chris Moyles and "comedy Dave " , complete with the contrived "riffing" banter and dead air ! sure they had them in mind in that scene

[@MamaLinz123]

I agree with you 💯😂

[@GST51]

@@MamaLinz123 it is ..painfully reminiscent , isnt it ? of that dark period in the history of radio ..where inexplicably , that juvenile, fat , utterly unlikable character Moyles was allowed to indulge in his delusional belief in his own charisma daily on a national station .. it beggars belief ! But then again , we are talking about the same radio station ..that in more recent time saw fit to indulge the odious Nick Grimshaw in the same way , a vacuous , vapid man with no discernable talent and a voice more suited to silent movies , no doubt only getting his position thanks to his (obvious) homosexuality !

[@pressureworks]

Love Mr Alan Partridge. Always interesting when he reverts to his Steve Cogan character, I understand he needs to do this occasionally to make loads of money in Hollywood.

[@pressureworks]

@@MT-kx2uc since you've watched an Alan Partridge video, one would've hoped you actually have a funny bone. Ahhhaaaa !!!!

[@raminybhatti5740]

The inane banter about boozy pub lunches reminds me of the few months I listened to Chris Moyles BBC breakfast show back in the day. 😂

[@gregorywall7586]

Partridge is the bomb.

[@ashroskell]

What a difference it makes, when someone bothers to ensure the ad breaks are well timed, so they don’t shatter the gags. When the punch lines are broadcast ahead of time, some channels seem to think people will stay tuned through ads to hear it, whereas this channel actually bothers to edit for timing. People are more likely to stick with that, KZbin. And yes. I do have too much time on my hands!

[@ENigma-um8zw]

I need more Mid Morning Matters

[@stevea.b.9282]

Great banter.

[@MrRorySteel]

Needn't have bought the DVD off amazon for 18 quid the amount of content you are putting up!

[@sarahholland2600]

£18 ! 😬 Always check YT first . Someone somewhere will be a fan of whatever you're about to spend £ on.

[@paulp4452]

That's outrageous.

[@MrRorySteel]

@@sarahholland2600 TBF it's 3 dvd box set with Welcome to the places of my life and Open books with Martin Bryce as specials, equidistant between chit chat and analysis.

[@Princescyther]

Good on you. Support the things you love!

[@krismcstay1325]

Unbelievable

[@HappyinJapan358]

Do you think Steve ever gets bored with being told he’s a comic genius?

[@SaintDomingo1]

Who's Steve?

[@Andy-Bodhi]

@@SaintDomingo1 Domingo? From little Oakley

[@lucasm3879]

This is great banter!

[@dale3852]

Im so glad i came across this

[@scottpannell2286]

10:49. Who do you think you are?! That really caught me off guard! Had to pause and laugh for about 30 seconds. Then rewatch a few times

[@gzz8551]

There must be 6 things to laugh at every second. 😂

[@bogstandard3014]

David Dickinson's expression🤣 brilliant