alan carr yapping about nonsense for 10 minutes

The entirety of Yap Yap Yap was about how people just won't stop talking about nonsense over and over again. So what would Alan Carr do but continue to Yap Yap away for the entire show. And by god did he do it well.
The one and only Chatty Man, is back with his brand new critically acclaimed show Yap, Yap, Yap! Recorded live at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo as part of his mammoth 158 date UK and Ireland tour. Alan is on top form as he regales the audience with tales of his dogs, going on safari with his mum and flying high with Carol Vorderman.
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[@janetbransdon3742]

I was adjusting my make up and hair in a shop window... realised the window dressers were laughing at me lol

[@nartarlyiatremaynne1239]

Janet that is very funny. Australia.

[@janeeyre1990]

Janet that is very funny. United States.

[@susanmiller6023]

Dentists, I'm the age who had school dentists, one didn't care if we weren't numb he'd drill and fill because they were paid by the treatment even if you didn't need it. I have a problem with local anaesthetic and it has no effect, so he'd just drill. By the time I was 10 he'd drilled and filled every tooth he could get amalgam in and I am petrified now. Over the last four years my top fillings have all come out, my teeth have literally crumbled in the gum and I've got 1 complete and 2 half top teeth left and 6 single and 1 double teeth on the bottom. I've forgotten what food is like to bite into and chew 99% is just liquid, the only thing I have as chunks is bread. I'm 56 and no dentists will put me to sleep and I'm really ill, also they're so expensive £16,000 I've been quoted for the top ones. The broken embedded teeth removed and new teeth inserted. I ha

[@janeeyre1990]

I live in the US, where a lot of poor people don't have dental insurance so you get a lot of shady back-alley dentists. I have known more than one person end up with facial bruises from these dentists using their hands to get leverage to yank teeth out.

[@theherooftimegamingchannel5606]

Alan you are a brilliant comedian I'd love to meet you

[@sarahfields288]

Me too I'd love to go for a drink with him too

[@nartarlyiatremaynne1239]

Alan you are truly brilliant. I required cheering up, my girlfriend just became engaged to a guy that I test drove 4 years ago. He was shocked and I was bloody frightened. Australia.

[@TaiwoYemz]

factory settings. loooooooooool

[@cindymombourquette5685]

❤🎉😂😂

[@dann5268]

He is very funny!!