ALASTOR WRITES A P0RN0 / (Angel & Alastor) HAZBIN HOTEL FAN STORYBOARD

[@toffeefeathers]

Only Angel would be upset that the situation DIDN’T go south

[@Maradrafts]

This is an elaborate form of torture as far as he's concerned. :D

[@hydro5020]

Yuppp

[@VUL_68]

I was, it pissed me off!!

[@demdpunkin]

Meaning not going south on the postal officer

[@Snxzzy]

oh. OH. *OH.*

[@nicholaspokorny5058]

Angel: Where's the hot stuff? Alastor: I believe I mentioned a boiler room. Angel: Where's the action? Alastor: What's more action-packed than a kidnapping? Angel: Where? Is? The? Sex?

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

Well, neither both of us are really men or women! But still!

[@mcmatty8279]

@@MarcoPolo-py4lv Both are male so what are you talking about?

[@quartexgames9834]

@@mcmatty8279 It's Alastor. He doesn't need this stuff

[@wingedbluj1674]

Al: ...I don't follow

[@nicholaspokorny5058]

@Tyler Rutland That was from the original audio.

[@christiannzzz]

Porn Studios: We need a new plot for a movie. Alastor: *laughs in Asexual* leave it to me!

[@Natsuki.Muramoto]

🤣

[@StoryBoyXIII]

Alastor is my kind of troll. Get’em riled up and then drop their expectations off a cliff.

[@gearfox7]

Well, that is kind of true...but the difference alastor would be dropping the expectation off the cliff along with that person. Just saying ya know >.>

[@coolvaron9571]

Imagine this scenario and then Charlie walks into the room of Alastor narrating and then she go’s ok

[@mysterioushawk2171]

I like how it has been 3 whole months and no one has yet to have commented on this comment 😂 Well for now🤣😅

[@idk.kayden7330]

Lol

[@Hecateofcrossroads]

The fact that they are all canonly Roommates makes it possible

[@mariic2]

Then she munches on popcorn.

[@gxngasnxp7590]

"How are you blue ballin' me in a porno?!" I feel like Alastor is the first person in this entire universe to be asked this question.

[@Dethneko]

"Oh the PG-13 conflict, brought to you by Winston cigarettes." WTF? XD

[@ВладимирЯрошенко-м1т]

Best reference to old cartoons)))

[@captainteeko4579]

A lot of things were sponsored by cigarettes back then lol

[@Dethneko]

I know, I know, I just for some reason watched that with a 2020 mindset instead of my childhood 1980's mindset. XD

[@yesno2697]

Like the Flintstones. They even had a commerical.

[@Gmaster1000]

2:30

[@giraffedragon6110]

I was half expecting this to read with the pretentiousness of a saucy “romance” novel. And I underestimated both the overdone dialogue and the fact that Asexual Alastor barely knows what he’s doing but he has such gusto I like it anyways.

[@rochellesmith8505]

Personally, I think Alastor knows exactly what he's doing. He's torturing Angel on purpose. XD

[@annedominiquemv9323]

Are you Filipino I mean all I am saying is that you said GUSTO and in Filipino that word means you WANT.Am I correct?

[@giraffedragon6110]

anne dominique MV i never knew that! I used it in the context of a word like Passion. Doing an action with heart and energy behind it.

[@georgehutter339]

Lol same

[@Vantas_Black]

LMFAO XDDD FACTS

[@VorpalVulpes]

I dont talk like this! R̴̤̩̪͎͂̋́̑͑͝Ë̷̡̛̲̖̞̪̍̒̽͝Ą̵̨̯͔͔̈͜D̸̤̮͍̄̾͆ ̴̧͍̲͔̃͘͠Ï̸̛̩̈͐T̴̞͖̲̏͆ͅ *siigh*

[@Blue-tw6bp]

Ømæ wæ möü śhïñdëírû

[@muzsa2742]

@@Blue-tw6bp nani?

[@spooky_lxix9042]

GÆ

[@agneebags]

0k@y

[@skepticalduck4618]

Áÿē

[@nebuchadnezzar8683]

Note to self; never hire Alastor for any P0rn Stories EXCEPT for classic Radio shows like on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Then again we are workin' with "(A) sexual" after all! XD Don't worry Angel you can come work for me back In my studio and I'll let you have all the "fun" ya want. Just no teeth though.

[@Sal3mander]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@VUL_68]

What’s the price~?

[@Sal3mander]

My God

[@speedwagon8950]

@@Sal3mander you forgot the door banging part

[@Sal3mander]

@@VUL_68 ANGEL CHARLIE WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

[@dbzcupcake]

I swear he's Asexual but he must have been genuinely getting off to blue balling Angel

[@CannonZeroKiryu]

dbzcupcake nah, Al gets off to Angel walking out/shutting the door

[@grm_variety_hour]

@@CannonZeroKiryu well, your not wrong.....

[@MattBnl2ih]

@@CannonZeroKiryu Por que no los dos?

[@MattBnl2ih]

He’s trollsexual, he can only get sexual pleasure from making sure others don’t. He’s also doorsexual

[@MrRazor-ij3rc]

666 likes 0.o

[@alfredoakalilsavage1661]

Define "Porno" Angie: Lemons, hot moments, etc. Al: Jokes, PG-13 plot twists, etc.

[@cloverlucky5977]

Al: adds a literal lemonade stand and a bunch of fire to the porno Al: "is this what you wanted?"

[@freelanceorsomething]

*a n g i e*

[@squarecircle_8886]

"And that technicolor inbetween!" Me: at least he acknowledged it

[@RamrodAI]

I think they got this joke from TeamFourStar when Cell says "Ladies and gentelman,boys and girls, and that technicolor rainbow inbetween..."

[@andrewkippenhan5494]

Considering Alastor is from the 20's-30's, pretty progressive of him! Ignoring all the homicide, obviously.

[@grimr.599]

It did make me happy...:)

[@moonyatnight]

I didn't understand the phrase 😭

[@diegomartin2364]

Ladies and gentlemen this is what we call a “bruh moment”

[@mmintyblue]

Your profile picture says it all

[@lulusobel8643]

Bruh,

[@Flowtail]

You forgot the technicolor rainbow in between ;)

[@jexxer]

There is a very fine line between an ace not knowing what they're doing, and an ace knowing _exactly what they're doing._ The real fun is watching you all try to figure out which is which.

[@infinitedragonscar5857]

This is better then any legit "stuff". Alastor needs to be a writer

[@Flowtail]

As somebody who writes sex scenes in their spare time, “sexy stuff getting interrupted by something funny” is a kink i didn’t know how to put into words

[@ThisMsMisfit]

@@Flowtail that... sounds way more legit than I would like

[@imjustcamilo1525]

Alastor: IT ... WAS ... A ... TELEGRAM Angel: YEAH BA- I die.

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

🤣

[@Tycho3889]

I feel bad for the eight people that missed the like button.

[@nziom]

Probably people like Angel Dust

[@rainischalk-late3540]

*Make that 23 people*

[@etres_]

25 now

[@devilbowser253]

Yea i feel bad that they misclicked/ mispressed/ mistapped

[@froxdy2395]

69 people

[@tyronnkimethridge]

im a huge fan of Angel and Alastor

[@thatoneguy2870]

Everyone is

[@diaquallo]

Same

[@littleoreo7717]

Same here

[@hansraute3587]

Boy i want a comedy show with alastor and angel it would be the best

[@rachaelmachado4636]

I'm flattered~ 🖕🏻

[@theanswerisa3758]

As an asexual I can confirm this is my exact understanding of porn

[@glo_bin]

I corroborate

[@khylerbane4523]

Same

[@DonaSussuarana]

ME ASWELL

[@helenanilsson5666]

I know a few fellow asexuals who write porn with Angel-worthy enthusiasm, but that is mostly because they take an almost academic interest in How Sex Works. They're enthusiastic about sex the way biologists are about fungi. But personally I'd probably be more comfortable doing the PG-13 version.

[@cosmic_seabunny]

Plot over porn any day 👍

[@kokichi7242]

I read the title and clicked because I'm not gonna pass up the opportunity to watch this OwO

[@DrachenVerruckte]

You're smart

[@genesisplus4325]

@@DrachenVerruckte Too bad Alastor doesn't roll like that.

[@DrachenVerruckte]

@@genesisplus4325 What do you mean? I think you're implying something that was never meant to be.

[@insaneedd6859]

Same😁

[@Borger3941]

Same here

[@bbylyxa]

no one: not a dead soul: alastor: *R E A D IT*

[@detectiveghost8856]

That scared me and it sucked cause i was under my bed getting a box and then suddenly "READ IT!!!" scared the crap out of me. I whacked my head on the underside of my bed but i'm alright.

[@oddtomato1049]

@@detectiveghost8856 What a story.

[@maglor2414]

Detective, you should give some ideas to him

[@raptordaraptor7861]

This was fun. A surprising amount of character in it. More one-on-one interaction between al and angel than we got in the pilot.

[@wetsmellypoot]

I wish they spoke more than a sentence to each other in the pilot :’)

[@TH1515FAK3]

Annabear You gotta admit that one sentence was a great one though.

[@StaK_1980]

Alastor really delivers the best one-liners here. "Most you're gonna get is someone punching a warm cantaloupe." and "Ladies and Gentlemen and that Technicolor River in between" Do the voice actors prepare in advance or does this comes to them naturally in improv? I can't tell.

[@SpitfireFortyFour]

All these clips are from the old HuniCast streams. I can't remember for this one specifically but it was a bit of a mix. Sometimes it was improved, sometimes people would send them a script and sometimes they'd have little skits prepared.

[@mxxn.letters]

Lmao ”brought to you by Winston cigarettes ” 😆

[@elliep6261]

Ronin Labit Gotta make a profit somehow! 😂

[@Gmaster1000]

2:33

[@Picaboo916]

"Oh, the PG 13 rated episodic conflict... brought to you by Winston cigarettes." Wait a minute-

[@lizillusion2318]

This is absolutely in character for both of them. This absolutely needs to be like an opening scene of something in a future episode!

[@KitKatHexe]

"Ladies and Gentlemen and that Technicolor River in between" is now my favorite Alastor quote

[@planeslyville4645]

For some reason... I feel like Alastor would make for a great writer... But not for "those type" of films. He isn't suited for that.

[@MattBnl2ih]

What are you talking about that was the hottest thing I’ve ever heard I mean boiler rooms are steaming

[@dad5draco]

"And that technicolor river in between." Damn Alastor calling out the rainbow people out here.

[@ageves8487]

This is one of the best reads ever, I can't believe they cold read all of this, and the person who wrote it kept it all so in character, it was so good, ty for animating it and adding music sfx and radio voice effect for Alastor X)

[@emilycortes8421]

"I tip him generously, and he LEAVES?!" That's my favorite part! I love it when angel saids that! That cracks me up every time!🤣🤣🤣

[@someguyinjeans5273]

Alastor: **speaks** Angel: ok boomer

[@amtrakisveryepic]

The way he screams *"A TELEGRAM!!!"*

[@Floweramon]

I think the most hilarious part is that it wasn't a transcribed telegram message but a whole telegram machine and the implication that Trevor pulled a whole-ass telegram machine out of his pants XD

[@Meatwad187]

"The closest thing you'll get to that is someone touching a warm cantaloupe" lmao

[@neetard7360]

The only thing that allows content like this to exist is the fact that the entire Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss team is so very much interconnected with their fans Honestly? More things need to be this way

[@1papaya2papaya]

“Brought to you by Winston Cigarettes” Ahahahaha wow that was a different time

[@1papaya2papaya]

i probably wote this comment at 3am lol (like i am now)

[@Anino_Makata]

It's in moments like these, where I question Alastor's legitimacy as a demon...

[@Minetendo_Fan]

Bro’s too innocent

[@BeastRedAsh]

Ooh, he is a demon alright, that was the most demonic thing one could have done to Angel Dust XD

[@Anino_Makata]

@@BeastRedAsh That-... oh yeah. You're right. Alastor's a different breed of sadist, it seems.

[@moonlily2474]

I swear at 1:04 i was so sure someone actually knocked on my door and i was so confused when i saw nobody there XD And as usual you made a wonderful video again keep up the good work! :D

[@nothere1734]

Had muh raycons in while taking a dump, poop squad be notified

[@phantomkitten73]

I've heard that sound effect on some comic dub, and with headphones it gets me every time. Someone should use it for a horror game.

[@quinnfleming7488]

When I heard it the sound was in the earbud near the door and it scared the crap out of me!

[@lazartestigus2414]

Yeah, sameqith the headphones. I was at work,heard the knocking and made sure it wasn't a nearby machine

[@blondeocean2462]

Sammme

[@just_springtrap]

Alastor: It. Was. A. Telegraph!!! Angel: Yeahhh babbby!!! I- Wait, what? Alastor: *smug faced and satisfied*

[@bluchio]

why tf is there so many “OwO”s-

[@maddyschad6649]

Same question.

[@highsun76]

It's just their art style 😂😂

[@ieppei]

O w O

[@muchasgracias2559]

I think because of the owo song :^

[@Tycho3889]

Why the fuck not?

[@Wolfstorm001Art]

Haha, those fools in the live chat. Little do they know that commenting is superior!

[@DrachenVerruckte]

True!

[@SNK_LRD]

“Stay on lockdown, people, and don’t leave your house unless absolutely essential.” Alastor’s monocle:

[@centuritron]

Al saying "brought to you by Winston Cigarettes" makes so much sense when you consider the time period hes from, thats 100% normal for him

[@Nneeras]

As an asexual I can say, Alastor is a perfect asexual represent 😌✨

[@brickfire5221]

"Ladies and gentlemen, and that technicolor river imbetween" I'm definitely going to use that line

[@Maradrafts]

The levels of expressiveness displayed in this whole video will never cease to amaze me.

[@ace_can7]

Hell yeah, the plumber looks like a human alastor 😂 This is how alastor makes fanfictions. Wattpad approves this.

[@gemstoneprincess2890]

Ew

[@Em_Elizabeth]

I think the plumber was Mau, the animator, making a cameo.

[@MagusSerling]

I still love people loved my script of this so much that you all animated it. This is fantastic.

[@krabkrabby]

You wrote it?

[@MagusSerling]

@@krabkrabby I did! I made it to get people excited for the fundraiser since I have a lot of experience with audio dramas.

[@krabkrabby]

@@MagusSerling Ok, I didn't know you and it's sick because that short story is very funny and well written. When I firstly heard this audio I was very surprised that someone wrote a pretty long and good in-character script. I thought it must have been some professional that was also fan of the project, because it was too good compared to what people's generally write. I just want to say "my compliment to you". The best thing is that they really sounds in character for a "one shot". (and it's what really matters to me, honestly). So nice job, man! Are you still creating stuff like that? Do you have a patreon or a site where you write stories? Also, I'm just curious: Were you also involved with the hazbin Hotel pilot project? Ps: Sorry, english isn't my mother language ! 😬

[@JasTheSass]

That’s incredible! This was hilarious! Do you have any other work I could check out?

[@bigjoe8087]

came here for hazbin hotel and dad jokes, stayed for this kind of stuff lmao

[@isenokami7810]

When even Angel Dust isn’t willing to go through with your porno script, you know you f***ed up.

[@ajtheva6694]

They deserve an oscar for keeping a straight face the entire time

[@stormdragon6472]

I wish this was In the series I Definitely rate this a 10 out of 10 for sure excellent

[@cathoodiegirl4118]

Alastor's Type of smut author is that one Fanfiction writer that gets right to the part where both parties are awkwardly just stripping BEFORE any action... And then a cut to black and flash forward after they did the deed with the couple lying in bed Naked smoking cigarettes afterwards. 😂 Pure friggin evil.

[@skybluepainter]

"Most you're gonna get is someone punching a warm cantelope." Wow.

[@simonpetrikov5569]

"Take part in starting this cucumber on fire with my butt." Probably in my top 3 funniest things I have ever heard.

[@harnanmylvaganam6311]

I love how the delivery man is Husker considering Angel has feelings for him.

[@moonyatnight]

Is not him, is the demon that was with Angel in the car at the start of the Pilot

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

I can totally imagine an episode going just like this

[@alabastercrane]

I was mentally remarking on how accurate the voices sounded and then. It was the ACTUAL voice actors. I am DELIGHTED

[@liamyohe7511]

The way he delivers TELEGRAM Just fucking killed me!!!!!!!

[@thegooddoctor413]

hey, he's trying his best and for a first draft, it wasn't that bad

[@lo-kal8207]

3:06 "...Come now..." Alastor, you're clearly not letting him do that

[@PIB2000]

Angel: "Have you even heard of the internet?" Al: "What is this internet that you speak of?"

[@NotThe.CryingChild]

Al: "Oh come now" Me: "He can't, that’s what he's complaining about."

[@yvyrose195]

Alastor's narration is really damn good. If Hazbin gets a Halloween special with the scary stories, Alastor should be the narrator.

[@squird5964]

“How are you blue balling me in a p0rno” - angel dust 2020

[@shadowsa2b]

"Think of the censors! Most youre going to get is someone punching a warm cantaloupe" xD

[@ang6506]

Let’s be real.... who thought it would be a good idea for Alastor out of all demons would be good at writing a F R I C K I N G P O R N O?!?! (Amazing animatic btw 👍🏼)

[@owenrollheiser6644]

"The most you're going to get is someone punching a warm cantaloupe"

[@uzimakiking]

"how are you blue balling me in a porno!?" these are the type of questions philosopher's argued about back in the day

[@s.g.7572]

this is what happens when you hire a well-meaning asexual from the 1930s to write gay porn

[@minsugafan8748]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skythewolf35]

Was not expecting that ending XD

[@Alexander.0671]

"The most you're going to get is someone puching a warm canteloupe" For some oddball reason, this got me more then anything else

[@MillieGriffin]

The Hazbin Hotel AU where Angel sold his soul to Alastor instead of Valentino. No SA, just constant blue balling and cock blocking.

[@BlitztheDragon]

"The most you're going to get is someone punching a warm cantaloupe." Cut to Markiplier aggressively shoving his fingers into a halved melon yelling "ARE YOU CLOSE? ARE YOU CLOSE???"

[@gocheckhattiecattie6965]

AMAZING ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN

[@dreamstate2847]

I love that you took the time to add the captions

[@skagmeat5519]

I'm high right now and for some reason it makes this even funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mekari2406]

How do you know if its funnier if you never saw it while not high? It could be just as funny either way.

[@onmykneesforcyno3490]

"Ladies and gentlemen, and that technicolor river in between" i indeed am a technicolor river thank you

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Alastor: Back in my day, radio talk shows didn’t need to be fun or engaging! People during the Depression were so busy trying not starve, they’d listen to anything I aired! PG-13 pornos, child-friendly slashers, dramas with little to no drama, they’d eat whatever I shoved down their throats!

[@suicune2001]

LMAO!! OMG! This was perfect! I enjoyed hearing Alastor really get into his radio broadcaster entertainer and have fun with it. Now I'm imagining the stories he must have told over the radio and how into them he must have gotten.

[@zieladvincula2452]

That door knock was so realistic that I thought someone was knocking on my door but I'm at a laundromat and there's no door here except for the glass kind.... (P.S. I love your animations so much 💖 Good job on this!)

[@mode4801]

I thought the knock came from my wall. Sufficient to say, I nearly jump out of my skin.

[@suugiart]

I lost it at "Brought to you by Winston Cigarettes!"

[@k.a.t9715]

The knock was so realistic

[@tyrant-den884]

"that technicolor rainbow in-between" Proud daddy Alucard: *sniff* "I taught him that."

[@iiRiDESCiiNT]

I love how Alastor is like, the least sexual out of all of the demons (Except charlie)

[@TheEverGrowingRosey-333]

“I tip him generously & he LEEEAVES!?” Bahahahaha, pure fucking comic gold! XD

[@sammoblammoboom]

sir this is a wendy's drive through

[@OfficialREVENGEMusic]

that fucking twist with the telegram turned me into a tea kettle.

[@soap9427]

Alastor- “It was” Angle-“yeeaaah” Alastor-“A TELEGRAM” Angle- “OH YEAAAAAAAAH”

[@fruitsmoothie2040]

“ladies and gentlemen and that technicolor river in between” IM DEAD

[@psycosanches589]

“Perhaps I will see if I can go about setting this cucumber on fire with my but; because that’s what people like me do in our spare time.~”. I find this to probably be closer to reality than any of us are prepared for...

[@alexandriapape208]

psycosanches589 but how can you say that with a straight face? 😂

[@douglassorren9798]

Been on the receiving end of the “cucumber”. Can confirm

[@lapicitoxuwu1496]

3:08 Alastor looks so cute ♡ [Sorry for my bad English]

[@noahhughes2348]

2:11 the hype is mad alastor doesn't even sound like him in this part but every other bit yea funny as (hell)🤣

[@DjJ0SHWA]

Wow animation aside, the sound design in this with the voice effects, background hazbin ost, etc were AMAZING

[@SaphoraFirebrand]

I am here once again to appreciate this masterpiece

[@tinnguyen2271]

that door knock was so real that I got scared and looked at my window on the left lmao

[@veronicawexel1291]

I can't even explain how much I relate to Alastor in this particular situation.

[@js66613]

Alastor tormenting Angel at every turn. xD