EAS Scenario | Ronald McDonald Mystery Meat | SCP-5962

[@johnnymidnight2982]

"Psst... Hey, buddy. I got Big Macs over here."

[@Officer_DJ_254]

Me: YO DONT EAT THAT BIG MAC! 😨😨😨

[@KarlNathanDelaCruz]

May I have one

[@johnnymidnight2982]

@@KarlNathanDelaCruz Okay... 50 bucks. But you didn't get it from me.

[@KarlNathanDelaCruz]

@@johnnymidnight2982 bruh I'm broke

[@texan_man3203]

You got the chicken nuggies goods? 🤨

[@Japica225Main]

7:43 “Despite containing human remains, our food is proven safe” Where do you even get the human remains from??? 💀

[@ultradimensions]

This is a nonsensical film, what do you expect?

[@CT-1035]

those lost in the ball pits and play pens

[@Bredman_real]

basically, the scp is an obese ronald mcdonald that produces normal McDonald's food, except for the fact that it'd made with human remains

[@SantiagoProductionz]

@@Bredman_realohio

[@user-qf5kl6cv2y]

Don't worry, it's just from the Temu and Shein factory's leftover workforce 😊

[@Neillan]

I just burst out laughing when he started talking about the "McQuarantine" 🤣🤣 These are the perfect blend of creepy and hilarious!

[@kirbo-fk2kh]

Mccovid 💀

[@Kadendrawmaster310]

Mc - quarantine? Maybe MC - COVID?!

[@kirbo-fk2kh]

@@Kadendrawmaster310 I already said Mccovid...

[@Kadendrawmaster310]

@@kirbo-fk2kh dude. Most people say the same thing to say they think it's a good name too. Which means everyone agrees. So don get snappy over me saying the same thing you said. Everyone does this too

[@_lots-of-love]

​@@Kadendrawmaster310 please don't try to justify yourself. You copied them and you're in the wrong. Its OK I'm not mad but please just don't copy people🙏 have a blessed day🙏❤️

[@MrMangoRonaldo]

"Big Mac Sauce IV" 💀

[@Luke_the_Luk]

The most American healthcare

[@mosesc.]

fight fire with fire. fight Big Mac sauce with Big Mac Sauce. :]

[@ujangsubur]

ᥬ💀᭄

[@c-r-y-0]

what happened to the first, second and third?

[@eisnotcool]

​@@Luke_the_Lukdont forget the 16,485$ sauce fee

[@svetlanakhait]

nahh the russian segment was something else. if you are not of russian/slavic origin, i applaud your research: this was amazingly specific and at the same time comically stereotipical. anyway, great work!!

[@apple_ilev5s]

yeah, one small thing off is the way they pronounce “vkusno i tochka”, sounds like an american trying to mimic a russian accent

[@BexaG]

That is, indeed hilarious))) Author already proved some fluency in mocking russian media tropes, for example in nuclear warfare video

[@EmpiresFinest]

RETURN PLEASE ALERT WORLD

[@megaguy802-b2x]

First KFC, now McDonalds. What's next, Wendy's?

[@sovietyunyun4121]

Burger king

[@shmagojirafan5607]

@@sovietyunyun4121 and then Dairy Queen

[@BillyStupidity]

i was thinking that

[@XgmerX3716]

than chick-fila

[@The_Metriacanthosaurus]

they don't cut corners...

[@malacara1335]

I don't know if this video's supposed to be taken seriously since it's fucking hilarious but the quality of it all really elevates it, good stuff man.

[@glitched_c0d3]

REAL

[@randomuser5443]

CNN: “trump threatens nuclear war with russia and china over mcquarantine. In a rare act of bipartisanship, Biden invites trump to white house with potential for full immunity assuming trump agrees to ensure his supporters don’t consume the illicit material”

[@spac3fr0g]

"The missile knows where it is, because it's in the Oval Office"

[@AlexPadilla-i5j]

Exactly,it sounds just like him bro

[@metaljunkie8393]

Think about it tho: McDonald’s is a pretty big chain restaurant…. If the case of any human meat being on the burgers was consistent at most of the stores, you’d be worried who McSnatch you at the middle of the night to grind you into a McNugget 🤣

[@ashnyck53]

McPluh

[@justo-v3b]

McHuman

[@edgein7892]

Probably Ronald himself who would provide you with his own personal little Happy Meal first. There was always something creepy about that clown..

[@Zamurkai]

McSnitches get McStitches

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

@@justo-v3b Y U M M Y D E L I S O U S

[@PenguinNote67]

Big Mac Sauce IV. This is America

[@watcherofclassics]

Anywhere else, I'd call BS on it! ^^

[@BaseballFan31]

Don’t catch you slipping up

[@BaseballFan31]

WOO HUH

[@luis2w12]

Big Mac Sause directly through the blood 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@BaseballFan31]

💀💀💀

[@Alic369]

Mic nuggy grease going In to my thick knees 😩

[@ritesoffirefliers]

The legend returns!

[@雪者]

HE'S BAAAAACK!!! :D

[@JonathanPerez-h3n]

I think he won't be back until he makes another video again

[@d4n737]

Ok, first of all, you are getting better and better when it comes to immersion with the visual glitches and such. Also the Russian spokeswoman tripping over her words, as if she's just some person from the studio who doesn't speak english fluently and was just asked to read some words out of the page, love it. Still asking for Faries tho. And I will keep asking for faries until the end of time. I will not give up

[@itzjakiee]

„Despite containing human remains, our food is proven safe” what kind of a marketing ploy is that

[@TBgamer4]

this actually kinda scary till you reach the golden arches quarantine

[@nerdsofthecorn1216]

Just discovered the channel and have been binging at my desk at work. Please do a Xenomorph infestation. I would ABSOLUTELY love to see that done. I love your guy's work and keep up the good stuff!

[@davistube2024]

Right now on October 23 2024 we are having a E. Coil issue in McDonalds like the quarter pounder

[@BV00JI]

Come back Alert world, you made great videos!!

[@polyblank73]

"Babe! Wake up, Alert World uploaded again!"

[@josefinasalinas9555]

I’ve been awake since 5am Lmfao 🤣

[@onlineandy]

Please teach me how to make video's like you

[@galacticcow38]

0:23 well I mean yeah I am human I’d be worried if there wasn’t human dna in my system

[@newsnetworkchannel49]

Well uh, congratulations you have millions of non-human bacteria and cells in your body right now ^_^

[@MemesOnVR]

It means in like your stomach

[@aquadragon_157]

Just got out of prom and I get this on my feed. Perfect

[@AanKattoa]

Prom? In july?

[@RandomDude-Z840]

​@@AanKattoa I know people that do it at the end of August

[@FOURFULLMOONS]

lmao, hope your prom was awesome

[@sillygoofygoober69_]

Damn hope prom was great :)

[@user-oy8qp6bq3b]

I hope you had a great prom! Why not have some McDonald’s to celebrate? :3

[@bowserblaster6418]

6:12 scared the crap out of me

[@boisebadboy93]

Same! I was typing on my PC and jumped 🤣

[@A5TRO_IN4NIMAT3]

I tried to go to the timestamp paused but when i clicked it it played 😂

[@masterquacc]

me too

[@iamaburgerandimfine]

russland

[@BaseballFan31]

Same here dude!

[@AlgebralienBFBandTPOT]

Imagine CaseOh’s reaction.. 💀💀💀💀

[@babymetalenjoyer]

yep you're banned

[@A5TRO_IN4NIMAT3]

NOOOOO, THIS CANT BEE

[@shmoovr6622]

He got Waffle House tho so he don’t care

[@CristopherColumbussy]

Corny ahh

[@OfficialItalianEmpire]

*case gets up and leaves*

[@jojawesome_]

2:10 what a pity I can no longer eat saxophone

[@lills..33x]

awh fiddlesticks I loved the saxophones!! 🤬

[@Cyn-Official-o1d]

ARGGGHHH FUDGE I LOVE SAXOPHONES😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

NOOOOO SAXAPHONES WERE THE BOMB BRO!!!!

[@Aidenvr321]

I love these-

[@mgrvr]

I have a EAS Scenario Idea. Make an EAS Scenario about the classic arcade myth Polybius.

[@XgmerX3716]

Ngl that would be fire

[@XgmerX3716]

as a geek/nerd myself

[@trivipesnipe]

That would be really neat, especially if they include a little easter egg with the AVGN going missing at some point in it.

[@MalrusOSC]

Oh that would be interesting and cool to watch

[@mgrvr]

@@trivipesnipe yeah. What if in one part of the video, it’s like: we have received new development about the ongoing situation. A famous KZbinr that goes by the name of Cinemassacure or also known as angry video game nerd, has vanished due to unknown reasons. But his disappearance could be linked to the Polybius arcade machine.

[@TheMultigladius]

And then 90 days later McDs has a food contamination problem, wow

[@AbdullahIqbal-w6b]

3:20 holdup... thats the rickroll hotline

[@NYC563]

Oh my gosh it is

[@My2account-z8l]

Omg lol

[@airplanemode844]

I live in another country and I got: "The number you dialed is not defined."💀

[@zera-zero]

Bro must be cookin' smth big and amazing if there hasn't been another video since 5 months ago. Just gotta wait it out for a while longer

[@pbshazmat2011]

"Despite containing human remains, our food is proven safe." 7:43 The Health Department:

[@montygator6921]

Hmm, interesting one, Alert World, keep up the great scenarios!

[@JacksonGaming092]

i have been waiting for this dude to upload again!

[@SlimmerProductions]

Despite all this chaos, no one still wants to go Burger King.

[@Primeking724]

At B-K HAVE IT YOUR WAY EAT-HERE!

[@Bodhitree7]

BK is gonna have some crazy ads with this one 💀

[@Redcloth8alsoimgoku]

⁠@@Bodhitree7imagine the bk ad is gonna be like “we don’t infested human / mystery meat in our meats and nuggets

[@RaulRamon-kn6og]

People who already ate McDonalds R.I.P

[@dariedits12]

It’s fake

[@rattfish]

@@dariedits12no really???

[@gulmanrahat6559]

@@dariedits12 Hot take alert

[@giratina_.]

HONEY WAKE UP, ALERT WORD UPLOADED

[@infinitepilot7230]

Already awoken🍷🗿

[@titanmatthewYT]

First time in like 2 months

[@cutesy-1080p]

Alert world, you deserve WAY MORE recognition and subs than you actually have. Your amazing

[@BrunoTheTuber_YTreal]

Me who is watching this after the McDonalds containment incident: 👁👄👁

[@coldsandwich_skates]

wouldn’t be surprised if this is true

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

Ugh, least we could do is fucking burn the chain down.

[@lilyalexander963]

I think the original SCP is a critique of the meat industry, especially the dodgy practices of fast food

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

A hilariously unsettling return to SCP content! I hope your channel continues to explore this line of content and continues to improve. There are many good entries that deserve videos by someone as talented as you and I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

[@MrStrikecentral]

Whew! Good thing I can't remember the last time I ate from a McDonalds! Now if this happened with Raising Canes...they'll never take me alive!

[@Waddles452]

Not the mystery meat

[@kirbo-fk2kh]

From that one Lunch lady too 😭😭

[@TheDumbTwin]

Mmmmm mystery meat

[@glatykoffi6672]

When we needed him the most...

[@FreshRX]

Yay new alert world vid less gooo

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

Come back man we need your videos

[@MikeThePika]

We need an EAS where the advice given starts as being correct to the government’s perspective, and they get closer and closer to finding out all the advice they need to give people and what they need to do, but the advice/orders given begin to contradict the original advice to the point that it’s obvious that the government has been completely taken over, and the anomaly is trying to give everyone bad advice to get them killed or infected.

[@Carol97085]

You know its gonna be a good day when you find an Alert World video

[@YukonHexsun]

Nice to see this as I sit down with my McDonalds.

[@RavenpawTheNervousBoi]

BAHAHAHA

[@alexmercer6715]

Mate, I love your work. Truly excellent. Would be cool if there was a Blacklight Virus version. Again, love your work. Keep it up.

[@eman7553]

What happened to bro

[@Protoegen]

the scenarios are getting more random each video......and im lovin it

[@Hypnos_Cabin_15]

sneaky mcdonalds reference good one

[@Engineertheprotogen]

bro predicted the E. Coli outbreak in Mcdonalds 💀💀

[@paulineyt1933]

You're videos are always incredible Alert World! Good job! Keep up the good work & good content Alert World!

[@terrariapro147]

Jesse. We need to cook. Burgers.

[@phillycheesesteak21]

I Love how the person making this doesn’t take their scenarios seriously. Also the ad transition was great

[@flynnrm]

Bro this is exactly like saying the krabby pattys are made from the ceo's own kind

[@ShimulAkter-z3w]

0:23 THATS MCCANNIBALISM 😨

[@gummyhogsbrother]

LOL

[@superskunk101]

1:53 CALL ME A MCCANNIBAL CUZ I WON’T STOP EATING MCDONALDS FRIES

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Now do one based on "an untold story" or the eight star murders in china similar to this one but with human dumplings instead

[@Orange_reaver]

for anyone wondering, dont call the number. youve been warned.

[@morganophelia5963]

why

[@Orange_reaver]

@@morganophelia5963 find out for yourself.

[@ValeAliz]

Why?

[@taikutsu_kkj]

why?

[@Kebnekaise.]

Why

[@campstudios-o7u]

McDonald's be like: *walks to a cemetery* hey lil bro can I take some fresh corpses for my borgers 0:10

[@TheNelsonchannel]

Nice video man

[@bananaspice1967]

Ronald would never do this, I'm in tears

[@hamakaze1364]

I could not keep a straight face listening to this, thank you random algorithm I have not laughed this much in a while

[@saitamadepernambuco]

Holy fuck bro, long time no see eh? It's been a while and i like your work, keep it up!

[@NotCopy]

Bros middle name mc cool

[@jacob_gaming_bro]

I think this channel just predicted something

[@djmapj8489]

Best channel tbh pls post more thooo😭🙏 I wanna see the world end 😭💀

[@Yourlocalbacterium]

Hello Alert World! Im not sure if you’re doing requests, but I have a couple of them: 1. SCP 4975, an avian-like creature that makes clicking noises and hunts prey with its appendages. The location can be any big city in Texas or Oklahoma. 2. Possible bioterrorism scenario with Anthrax (you don’t have to do this one if you don’t want to. I know some people will be uncomfortable with these events) 3. Avian influenza outbreak (like what’s happening right now)

[@user-qf5kl6cv2y]

"Enjoy our delicacy, made with love and a hint of humanity" 😂 Such a fitting slogan considering the fact the burgers contain human remains. Also what was up with Ronald McDonald in the image of him at the Red Square? He looks so cursed😅.

[@annad1985]

Hey, Alert World I just discovered your channel and I am really enjoying your work. I don't know if you read these comments or accept suggestions, but I think it would be cool if you made a video about the plagues of Egypt in the modern day. I could only find one EAS video about that topic, and it was only a minute and a half long; whereas your creative talents could really do it justice.

[@Yourlocalbacterium]

That one is a good idea. I found out that two of those plagues could’ve been caused by Anthrax bacteria, since they infect livestock and cause a skin infection.

[@annad1985]

@Yourlocalbacterium Thanks for supporting my suggestion. Personally, I believe God caused the 10 plagues, but if you wanted to ground them in science I've heard people blame the river of blood on Red Algae blooms.

[@amarimomon2024]

7:42 the way she said observed, that was so funny😊

[@FTK_RaiFlo12]

I love your scenarios

[@MattIMp-n5f]

R.I.P Alert World 😣😩💀

[@checaryan]

fr

[@macminia_anton]

It’s been awhile. Great to see you uploading videos again

[@PugsleyDog]

Wait McDonald’s has lore?! Gosh I wasn’t aware, I need to know the lore.

[@IcallmyselfMe]

thx beuno amigo for another amazing video we all love u :) idc if u take long to upload ❤

[@AzukiAstralGuardians]

Welcome Back

[@Michael_Breiter]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'bootleg McDonalds'

[@SportsandmoreChannel-hr2pg]

6:14 why is this such a banger?

[@jjam1025]

As a Filipino, it would be interesting to see an EAS on the eatheuake labelled as “The Big One”!

[@RorysAdventures2024]

hi

[@diyako-v5v]

bro it’s been 4 months

[@JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons]

"BIG MACS ARE PEOPLE! BIG MACS ARE PEOPLE!!!"

[@Ebean23]

Alert World has finally returned and gave us something so fucking hillarious 💀 😂😂😂

[@Littleplaneavaition]

Yo alert world ive been subscribed for 2 years by now and I will tell you that this is the best channel of alerts that ive ever seen nice videos and nice alerts

[@solarspace_101]

Welp, there’s always Burger King

[@jamesmclean8623]

you should make an EAS based on Giygas from Earthbound, and maybe have his theme playing in the background

[@titanmatthewYT]

McDonald’s, KFC, Taco Bell next, we can never live in an alert world where an SCP ain’t tweaking 😭

[@NOTSILLYCHEESECAKE]

I love this! I want a part two ^^

[@leilaniparam]

Anyone here because of the E. coli outbreak??

[@despairotaku]

I’m not here because of that but I was thinking of that LOL

[@juan_thegreat21]

Lmao yes!

[@JamesonVirgin]

I honestly love how this basically became real for a month with the McDonald's e-coli onion outburst.

[@MeldedWetal]

My dumb ass thought this was the start to a weird hyper pop song-

[@nuh_uh23406]

i love your content,i have an idea for a future video,an scenario abt scp 1238❤

[@ItzKirah]

Welcome to America where we have Big mac Sauce IV!

[@Rat_Flowers]

Unironically think the U.S. is in a Cold War with china rn. This alert is scarily accurate in that regard despite being about fucking McDonald’s💀

[@GKIo995]

Mc donalds i just straight up represented as heroin,but apearring on tv

[@nyrprodonyt]

As an EAS scenario creator, i would respond: First is the Grimace Shake, and now its all of the food menu? lol.

[@MatchGuy]

It is getting so real about the onion

[@spaghoobi]

when r u going to post again

[@theghosttm8245]

Had to refresh myself on this SCP and… Of course I was eating when reading it. Especially what the coffee is made of. 💩

[@crazyhalloweenkid]

Where have u been