Alex Jones gets CHOKED OUT

[@MB-ul5me]

Bro woke up like a pitbull😂

[@Vandanescobar]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkovidakovic76]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@aldosilva396]

Lmfaoo 😂😂

[@thekingman5971]

😂😂😂😂 best comment

[@jeffreykopfle6265]

Lmfao I’m dyin 😂

[@eytrix]

I imagine thats how Alex Jones wakes up every morning.

[@Tigolbitties69]

Underrated comment 😂

[@htrip449]

😂😂😂

[@jacersalvatore]

💀💀

[@nev8413]

😂😂😂

[@Phallistinian55]

Fucking gold

[@southghost149]

“I did pass out?” “I like that” 😂😂😂😂

[@shadynmccord757]

Dang, I wanted to say it 😂

[@Mana_Bunz]

New kink unlocked!

[@raflidiot]

Yes it feels like a nap, a very short nap.

[@OGRisk]

It's weirdly comfortable way to fall asleep 😂

[@trc8197]

It's the quickest way to visit the void. Good for those who suffer from ADHD and lack of self control and can't sleep easily. Why spend 4 hours scrolling shorts trying to get sleepy when you can get choked out in fifteen seconds or less?

[@Gamingguy-my4wn]

Guy was thinking “Please wake up!!!” 😂😂😂

[@jaredgurd4276]

That's Craig Jones, world-renowned grappler. It's not the first guy he's slept, he knew it was fine.

[@KZ-kb2kt]

Craig doesn’t care if you wake up or not ..

[@i8FriedRice]

“I liked that” *choke kink unlocked*

[@musclesup1]

I passed out one time and it was so nice i remember it ... but he forgot it immediately???

[@KaiCross]

Bro unlocked asphyxiation 😂

[@JRMagro]

😂😂

[@Chewie683]

I think he said I don’t like that

[@Gematrinator]

@@Chewie683open your ears

[@TheC0mmentSection]

Dude woke up like an old ship captain

[@naruto2635]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@friezasoicy8406]

Captain Blackbeard after a weekend slumber

[@Vandanescobar]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@codysvideosoup569]

You made the experience so much better rewatching it

[@majordeerseal]

Most underrated comment!

[@cracktact7676]

He wakes up like a wild animal

[@OnlyHotDabs420]

574 likes and no comment, let me change that.

[@kylertingley3996]

Beat me to it

[@seanbrogan2751]

His expressions all throughout the video express how Tarzan feels when he wakes up. And I think you know that I know that you know what kind of sleep walker I am. To make what I see in my mind happen in the world through what kind of power my spirit holds.

[@GbAI2-5-8]

😂

[@Steve.._.]

That and "I liked that" 😂😂😂

[@skeletonflash3965]

Alex jones still looks awake when he’s unconscious 😂😂

[@GBudja]

Bro woke up like a warthog

[@Chakamatics]

Underrated comment

[@tgowl4743]

😂🤣🤣

[@Daytonius]

Woke up like, "when I was a young warthog"

[@doginspace0]

nah the “bro woke up like a pitbull” comment was better 😂

[@steviechampagne]

@@Daytoniuswoke up eating a big juicy jungle worm 😂

[@billymays3514]

“What’d I just do” was the perfect opportunity to convince him he’s a sleeper agent this entire time.

[@Hold-my-beer]

😂

[@tiagoduarte2105]

LMAOOOO

[@kosherkoncepts9743]

😂

[@devinjohns8429]

Complete meltdown mode would’ve happened 😂😂

[@luistejada7426]

Goat!! Lmaooo

[@danthedingo]

his brain goes quiet, he goes “i liked that”

[@scythe_fresco]

That had my side splitting.

[@grass5496]

I thought he said he doesn't like it lol

[@RumoursOfFamine]

Said he didn't like that

[@Knight00519]

​@@RumoursOfFamineno he said he liked it

[@livetohelpothers8401]

The feeling coming back too from being choked out feels crazy lol. It’s like that feeling when you get up real fast from laying down.

[@playlists1168]

Trust me, you know you passed out. Waking up from that is the weirdest feeling ever😂

[@shetfeaker]

Dude wakes up like a dad who's channel gets changed 😂😂😂

[@MangeurDePoulet]

Underrated comment🤣🤣

[@Bl2EAKIN]

holy shit

[@alZiiHardstylez]

REAL

[@younoobminecraft9274]

Bro why is this so relatable 😭😂

[@sirlancelot7374]

omg 🤣🤣

[@elemenz888]

First time in 30 years he got a break, only for a moment but he enjoyed every second of that micro reset.

[@forgoodonly]

brilliant

[@prod.trenchy6362]

💀💀

[@Maybe_Tom_Cruise]

The dude has spent like 3 months of this year on vacation 😂

[@WholeFoods21]

He talked on Joe Rogan about how him and his friends choke each other out all the time

[@wilrsjasac]

I liked, then had to unlike because the likes were at 911

[@JamesS777]

Alex still acts like himself even when he's unconscious lol

[@slimcharles3222]

Fake and gay. Next

[@leonvasic7114]

He a real one

[@patanjalilemonsquashimmortal]

That's how you know he's real

[@marcosmartinez2162]

You can always count on Alex being Alex.

[@tyoung9012]

It’s because his brain is always starved of oxygen

[@Curry3659]

"did I just pass out?" "yeah" "I like that." 😂😂😂😂

[@QasimShah-p8t]

Bro woke up like every dad being woken up by his kids😂😂😂

[@howardlee8486]

This is true

[@DarthTerrax]

That's too real

[@denislavdonev7451]

Fr

[@NoReparations]

On his first day off in 3 weeks😂

[@castronator-mu3ye]

​@@NoReparationshe woke up like every latina mom when you try to take the tv control from her hands while shes "watching" (sleeping) a telenovela.

[@topazfire974]

It's like a mountain troll waking up for the first time in 10000 years 😂

[@Magix71092]

Ya but knows everything like Jesus at the same time

[@topazfire974]

@@Magix71092 ?????????????????????? What ? 😀..........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Okay Sure Jan ! 👌👌 👌

[@Magix71092]

@@topazfire974 Lmao you must be a libtard

[@SuperStruct]

@@topazfire974 Jesus loves you!

[@topazfire974]

@@SuperStruct He loves you too ❤

[@tamez_ezequiel]

Bro woke up like a final boss 💀

[@lucasportasio]

That was Just his first phase ending, Bro has a whole new moveset after that

[@ezekielrohde9074]

He has 3 more phases lol

[@brittabadie1512]

Nice to know we get his default setting lol

[@OGDailylama]

“I kinda like that”. He had a whip-it flashback 😂

[@dogg92]

Bro woke up ready to fight the demons

[@johnnydamon4767]

He said "I like that"

[@AnsrYee]

Ready to fight the lizard ppl

[@calebsweet4906]

@@johnnydamon4767😂😂😂

[@NeoTribe1]

Hillary Clinton?

[@nicholasmcgrew7712]

I mean....when the devil's at your door you have too. I need to record myself waking up

[@quocalimar1309]

He woke up so much friendlier than i ever could imagine after just getting choked tf out!

[@josheh_.]

That’s usually the case

[@chrispitchforth621]

He forgot to put the act back on.

[@prodigymedia9042]

It’s such a relaxing nap, wake up refreshed it always feels great lol

[@xXdeathXx101]

Yeah never get close to a someone who does jujitsu for a living but yeah definitely I was choked out once i woke up in a hospital launched out of the bed punch a hole in the wall where my friend had been standing

[@brostein6]

It's actually quite peaceful and very disorienting when you wake up. Very close to getting black out drunk and not knowing how you went to sleep

[@DavePryor302]

Bro woke up like a straight up Fukn savage

[@carnageasada5282]

Sausage*

[@DavePryor302]

@@carnageasada5282 ok doc

[@JB-xf4gp]

And said he liked it when he woke up 😂

[@gellomore]

@@JB-xf4gpfunniest part bro 😂😂

[@krisbeagles7045]

Honestlt, props to him for the reaction, no ego or nun

[@theskepticalchristian6870]

He almost reset back to Bill Hicks. Then he caught himself.

[@jaysonpriestley1983]

“I liked that” Alex def hires dominatrixes 😂

[@smokestrong1000]

Well he likes transgenders so wouldn't be surprising.

[@MatthewStauffer]

​@@smokestrong1000 what the hell does liking transgender people have to do with hiring a dominatrix?

[@MatthewStauffer]

He's probably saying he likes how he felt when he woke up. It's a very euphoric experience

[@imstupidbut]

@@MatthewStauffersays who

[@MatthewStauffer]

@@imstupidbut are you talking about the euphoria I mentioned? Says me. I've experienced it. Says brain science. It's a result of the hypoxia

[@travisrowe7697]

Bro passed out into the shadow realm, slayed about 45 demons, and woke up like a bull dog that just had a full nights sleep. Fantastic.

[@michaelpate1952]

Bro you can’t make me spit out my water like that 😂😂😂

[@darellsimons2687]

Lol lol lol 😂

[@finalcam1740]

That's possible. When I got choked out once, I was a tank commander and I got hit by a shell. 2 soldiers were pulling my my body out of the top, I woke up to two of my buddies pulling me off the floor. It took me a good minute to realize I wasn't a tank commander any more.

[@HASHBAR710]

Bro that’s not what happens when u pass out lol

[@Kikomachine1984]

This fn comment killed me omg bro!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bucknut4lyf]

Alex Jones is unintentionally fucking hysterical

[@michaeledwards5494]

I like that

[@schakenbake90]

This comment just stole my thoughts 😅

[@EuIenspiegel]

It is intentional obviously.

[@slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage]

Alex Jones is an intentionally funny dude though. It's the insane shit he believes that isn't an act.

[@TheGldnSldr]

​@boddboward563 like the U.S. government running a massive spying program to spy on U.S. citizens. What a nut job.

[@CRlMZlN]

Homie woke up like Jabba the Hutt.

[@isaaccarthew6217]

😂 love Spaceballs great movie

[@cr0nikgingii479]

That's probably the most relaxed sleep he has gotten in YEARS

[@earthling1386]

Best comment

[@monstamosheh1972]

@@earthling1386 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾💯🔥

[@viktorhardindyrvold4234]

if I can be real for a moment, he did say on JRE that he grinds his teeth in his sleep

[@brianl-pm8tt]

Seriously it may be dude is a work horse his episode with Tim Dillon on jre before the election he was saying he wanted to retire due to what it was doing to him even tho he loves it its killing him

[@flyberd7848]

@@brianl-pm8ttbeing an idiot will kill you faster than most

[@Phil_mckracken]

Man woke up in attack mode just growling

[@LordBovyn]

Before that, he passed out with a mean face😠

[@TheFearx1123]

The sleep apnea brought him back

[@SaltySouthTexan]

Man, sleep apnea sucks……me and Alex GOTTA lose some weight

[@poopyfartboi]

😂😂😂😂 this the funniest one

[@FullMetalEdits]

@@SaltySouthTexanare you losing weight??

[@mbsevindik]

I thought he was swallowing his tongue.

[@GANGHOONuWu]

youtube.com/@ganghoonyt?si=w5sZxgM9Bx8VVSIm

[@HumanBoomin]

ALEX JONES DEFINITELY GOT SLEEP APNEA 😂

[@salsabaca1999]

Bro woke up like Jabba the Hutt 😂

[@dsteeg8705]

Fr fr 😂😂

[@AmericanPatriot4-19-95]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@codywilcox8907]

Why did he stop?

[@mrwayne5158]

😅

[@futur_sunds]

So true 😂😂😂

[@Brandalicka]

“I like that” Bro unlocked a new kink 💀

[@PanduhCJ]

Bro unlocked: stolen comment

[@3looy]

Your body feels relaxed

[@alexthegreat3078]

Yeah i used to make myself pass out when I was a kid. It's like dreaming but with amnesia when you wake up

[@deadmusicsociety7992]

​@@alexthegreat3078til u don't

[@ThiccNutTimmy]

bro unlocked: original comment@@PanduhCJ

[@jamesbrockett6045]

Nothing can prepare you for what it’s like to be choked out. You never feel yourself go unconscious, you’re just awake again and everyone is acting a little bit different.

[@timsmychynsky6807]

I can remember every part. Haha

[@welpiguess]

⁠@@timsmychynsky6807😈

[@BUSCALHOUN]

I passed out from dehydration I remember everything turning purple and black then fading away...I honestly dont remember waking back up thats whats odd

[@whodis000]

I remember my first highschool fight I got knocked out, but not by the guy i was fighting, but by a tree when he ducked my right hook 😂😂😂 I woke up with dudes footprint on my forehead and someone else on top of him beating his face into the concrete 😂😂 I woke up ready to whoop some ass not realizing I had already been knocked out haha

[@jamesbrockett6045]

@@whodis000 🤣🤣🤣 ima beat your ass!! Ummm… we already did that to you…. Wtf you talking about?? I got knocked out in football my freshman year trying to return a squibbed kid I was picking the ball up and trying upfield when I took a helmet to my ear hole. I just remember rolling and standing up and getting ready to run to the huddle but my coach was in the field. What are you doing out here coach? Man.. you were just unconscious. Me? No… really? No. Weirdest moment of my life

[@KaminoROBB]

This how his dmt trip was "I HAD A FAMILY JOE! WE LIVED UNDERWATER!!" 😂

[@nightwolf9054]

“I did pass out? I like that” Immediately got me thinking he a masochist 😂

[@fuckYouTubeBringBackDislikes]

"I'll take words I learned on the internet in the past 24 hours Alex!" Retard

[@contagious_noob3651]

Most people do. Not saying you should try it because it can lead to brain damage. But there's science behind why it feels good. It's like the best power nap you will ever have lol

[@Kermit_the_God]

​@@contagious_noob3651I used to chose myself or buddies did it to each other. Probably age 10 to 12. Feels like a really good high bit short lasting. I had completely forgotten that.

[@Boucher702]

@@contagious_noob3651yeah because I have a hard enough sleeping so sometimes getting forced to go to sleep is the only way . Says every insomniac ever lol 😂

[@contagious_noob3651]

@@Boucher702 I mean whatever works 🤷

[@danklordd]

I would’ve whispered in his ear when he woke up. “The Clinton’s send their regards.”

[@tegridyfarms409]

Bravo, sir

[@Jay-407]

Dying over here

[@coleperry6185]

😂😂😂😂

[@jimbeam7728]

😂😂😂

[@matt13211]

Lmaooo

[@c4yourself319]

Alex waking up sounds like my pug sleeping on his back.

[@soniamartin4914]

Probably looks like your pug too or maybe that's a tad insulting to your pug 😉

[@MRKNIGHT707]

Yea stupid breeders really screwed the pooch with pugs respiratory system

[@WhatDoesTheGoatSay]

I'm so sorry. At first I read plug...... 😅

[@c4yourself319]

@MRKNIGHT707 better than them staying wolves, they only live for like 6 years

[@tonypeebles9925]

​@@MRKNIGHT707I was looking for this idiots comment 😂

[@Wokkheartski]

as someone who’s been choked out, it feels like you’ve had a full nights rest after u wake up. it does feel good and refreshing g after the fact, surprisingly.

[@agamebaby]

Bro said “I liked that” 🤣

[@shanti1445]

It’s the best sleep you can get

[@landonolsen2880]

Yeah try it. Weirdest feeling you will ever get!

[@Mondhir-rp1wk]

it's like waking up from a after school nap without Sid effects

[@fumigators]

⁠@@landonolsen2880auto erotic asphyxiation?

[@avioracrown6967]

He can't even remember😅

[@Siddhartha92]

"That was best damn sleep I've ever had! Do it again!"

[@bad_boy_021]

I need someone to help me to go to sleep every night like that

[@nkadimashiane]

Its amazing how quick the brain forgets

[@AzilityJustify]

Literally what my buddy said when I put him out😂

[@rock_pikmin]

The dickeating is CRAZY

[@melvinow3645]

He woke up like a kratos😂😂

[@biglebowsky]

More like Jabba the hut

[@ponyboy_revenge]

The control he had that he knew he didn't just kill him.

[@maggotthemadman8142]

Woke up like a slumbering giant.

[@scottfergusonart]

ahahaha

[@dasarimusic]

😂😂

[@wh00zit]

Even unconscious his eyes still never shut for a moment😂

[@burbahawa]

never trust the government

[@McYeroc]

It's common.

[@alexjones2924]

This comment is underrated. Need more likes 😂😂😂😂

[@vaultboimojave]

😂 stay woke

[@hugglepuff1]

He needs to see the globalists at all times.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Bro woke up like a damn warthog. Real life Frank 😂

[@tam-tam-zk6uk]

😂

[@tam-tam-zk6uk]

Warthug 😅

[@juliogarcia9738]

bro WARTHOG

[@coreyflanders4150]

Frank Reynolds? Lol

[@hedricksolinap1751]

"I like that" the first stage of masochism.

[@BensRide]

"What did I do" bro woke up like a werewolf.

[@Nick-fi1mc]

Lol 🤣🤣

[@dixonanimals2012]

😂😂😂

[@toaster_gmbh]

Could have again insulated the judge of his case or did Something else hes gona get sued on for Afterwards.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@toaster_gmbh Yeah, because of subhuman lefty r'tards that were even AFTER pedo island was common knowledge, were denying its existence.

[@jonboyuchiha4421]

Woke up like a damn bear coming out of Hibernation

[@pepepleaseplay]

😂😂😂

[@Dominic-q2v]

This had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertfaro9756]

😂😂😂😂

[@CaseyWalker-dy2yl]

😂😂😂😂

[@bo0tybandit]

Bro went to sleep and woke up a whole Orc from Lord Of The Rings.

[@huntzkush]

He wakes up like when you change the TV channel while your grandpa fell asleep watching it😅

[@captainkhakis9826]

Dude woke up like a grandpa about to tell a story

[@Original_Okyman]

The snort and "blegh" as soon as he wakes up fuckin kills me lmao

[@rockstarg57]

When he passes out .... The face he makes is me at 3am trying to see if my order is right on the taco bell drive thru screen

[@HairyBrenndog]

Lol!

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Props, that's pretty funny.

[@TexasPoonTap]

😂😂😂😂

[@RonaldMcTrauma]

😂😂

[@GANGHOONuWu]

youtube.com/@ganghoonyt?si=w5sZxgM9Bx8VVSIm

[@sentinal0291]

“I liked that” is real, feels like you’re on some kind of psychedelic trip

[@MjJeezy-z5u]

Sounded like a goddamn grizzly bear waking up from hibernation

[@PunkDogCreations]

No need to blasphemy.

[@bearded18yearold]

@@PunkDogCreationsoh my fucking god, goddamnit, goddamn ballsack, swear to fuckign god.

[@cfrank777]

I’ve watched this 20x times in a row and it’s still funny

[@jacobhendrickson8935]

That’s exactly what I’m doing right now. I laughed so hard multiple times I’m sweating. 😂😂😂

[@lieutenantdan2217]

Me too😂

[@MichaelMikenas]

This is the best video on the internet. Hands down. His face when he goes out, how he looks and sounds when he wakes up, his reaction and questions after. You couldn’t have written it any better.

[@seauspink6714]

The way the choker let him go once he was gone is beautiful

[@chip.chippa6416]

As you scroll it gets funnier

[@IronWolf_345]

AJ woke up like an English bulldog waking up to a strip of bacon in front of his face 😂😂😂

[@pathminder77]

Thats so true

[@IvyCrack]

Even unconscious, Alex Jones cannot be stopped.

[@neeleshsuteri7156]

Bro woke up like an Orc

[@RocArio]

Bro was looking for 2 halflings

[@olum3000theredskin]

😂😂

[@johnrobson5752]

Orcs wake up like Alex

[@AllettoCC]

Alex jones: New Kink Unlocked

[@xaujumper]

😂😂😂

[@timphillips8642]

You stole this comment you loser.

[@gohabs8918]

It’s honestly like that with all these maga losers. Probably a pledophile too

[@tyguy434]

God dammit you beat me to it!!! 😅😂

[@Observer3588]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@carlosmichael5183]

If you’ve never been choked out, waking up after that first rush of oxygenated blood hits your brain feels like you’re waking up from the most refreshing and rejuvenating sleep you’ve ever experienced.

[@justinsgun00]

Honestly, it's kinda nice but freaky too. You have no clue when the off button was pressed and for how long either. But I'll be damned if it isn't refreshing if you're sparring with someone you trust.

[@toughmango1092]

Its like a reset button, best 10 second nap you'll ever experience... (Disclaimer, dont be stupid and try this on your own or with someone who doesnt know what the fuck their doing)

[@frostedjelly2010]

Nahhhh not when you pass out and fall on something hard I woke up to the most brutal headache ever

[@SilusTheKhan]

I was thinking that my friend boxed me once qnd i knocked him out and he didnt say it was fun. Honestly his viens in his face and teary eyes said he had a bad headache

[@jerrywhidby.]

​@@toughmango1092*they're Or with someone who cannot spell.

[@JustusScottJr]

So many people were like "now just wait 8 more seconds"

[@20Kilogram]

He woke up exactly like an evil giant would in a fantasy movie, LMFAO

[@eleazar6831]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@myteatime2836]

Underrated comment 🧌😂

[@jacksonh2083]

Not that far off lol

[@vusalseyidov7469]

That’s the angriest pass out face ever😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@fumi6037]

E

[@misterwhite5071]

That’s the longest I’ve ever seen Alex quiet

[@Cannabrilliant]

If you haven't been choked out, this is exactly how your brain works for a few seconds after. Complete confusion

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

Being unconscious is such a weird thing. You wake up, you know that you woke up but your mind can’t remember that you wanted it to happen. You just forget that part.

[@daytonsprague8425]

100%. This video shows exactly why blood chokes can be so dangerous lol

[@joewatson5226]

Man same thing sorta happened to me before surgery. I was being prepped up waiting to be moved to the surgery room all I remember was texting a few people and the guy telling me they will come get me in a few minutes I put my phone down looked at the clock it was 12:30 I thought to myself hell their probably out to lunch I'll take a quick little nap while I wait. Next thing I know some nurse is yanking on my arm to draw blood. I wake up it's dark I said I am up I am up let's do this I am ready. I then noticed I wasn't even in the same room anymore the clock on the wall said 10:30 and I looked at the nurse then I looked at my stomach and seen the huge cut stitched up and said they did the surgery already? How when wtf just happened it was 12:30 a second ago. 10 hours of memory just gone. They even said after surgery they woke me up I answered a few of their questions I don't remember none of that or even going into the surgery room. It was so weird.

[@themarushin]

When u pass out like that you could even forget since you woke up. It happen to me when practicing that "MataLeon" choke (idk how its named in english) the KO doesnt bring that amnesia tho

[@jacobb7608]

I have a medical condition where abrupt changes in posture can cause me to pass out. It's well treated now but I remember one time when I was in high school where I was working on a project in the hall, stood up, and then woke up a couple minutes later to a crowd of people standing around me all yelling to call an ambulance. Apparently I had passed out after standing up, collapsed, hit my head on a locker, and went into convolutions. It took all my effort after regaining consciousness to mumble that it was normal for me and that I didn't need an ambulance lmao Passing out (NOT fainting out of fear) is scary as hell though. Your visions goes black, you get a metallic taste in your mouth, you hear this loud whirring noise, and start to hallucinate just before you collapse and the convulsions begin (if it's bad enough).

[@infowazz]

we did this to each other in college. i saw myself in Star Trek about to be teleported.

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

Bro devolved a couple evolutions as soon as he passed out 🤣

[@xaujumper]

😂😂

[@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671]

Naw that's what baptism is. It's like being held underwater for an uncomfortable amount of time, and being renewed with purpose.

[@austins.2495]

Bro just kept his eyes open the whole time like a psychopath

[@youtubesgay]

@austins.2495 ikr🤣 Even in his sleep he's a MANimal!

[@kingstonmaroney-mp9xz]

If someone chokes you I’m pretty sure u keep ur eyes open it’s like if u die ur eyes stay open

[@microwave4928]

@@kingstonmaroney-mp9xzyour eyelids kinda just close on their own very slowly after you lose consciousness

[@kingstonmaroney-mp9xz]

@@microwave4928 ok

[@TydiriumPilot]

Tell me you have zero medical knowledge without telling me you have zero medical knowledge.

[@garettfaver814]

Alex jones casually choked out “I liked that”

[@Ak47Dawg]

Bro lived a whole life in that couple seconds

[@valik-v8k]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

He has before.

[@Xnxenivity.]

Romans 10:9 (KJV) That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

[@smasco1678]

Best one yet

[@nyChannel09]

He literally let go 0.1 sec after he passed out, what a legend

[@lasseiversen5230]

Looks like he’s done it before 😂 Or maybe got lucky 🤨

[@mauriciorodysoares431]

@@lasseiversen5230 When you pass out from getting choked it doesn’t take that long to wake up usually you wake up as soon as they stop choking you

[@commiehunter733]

You can feel when they slip under... they go totally limp

[@PrinceRichi]

@@lasseiversen5230that’s Craig jones one of the best grapplers in the world and grappling coach for volkanovski

[@ahmadomar1-v3t]

yea its not like he's a BJJ blackbelt and all that.......

[@fmills1583]

Alex Jones: "I'm kinda retarded"

[@TheTopShared]

😂

[@dannyjohnclaude9983]

Wtf that shit was funny bro good one 😂

[@paandock]

​@@dannyjohnclaude9983Alex actually said that once lol

[@dannyjohnclaude9983]

@@paandock wait who is Alex hehe haha 😂

[@whipitspillit]

@@paandockthat’s the joke

[@gabrielcornea9119]

New ability unlocked: Resurrection

[@Bye_Good]

The troll under the bridge waking up to kill 😂😂😂

[@Pendragon981]

LOL!!

[@Bye_Good]

🧌

[@topazfire974]

Who's stealing my gold ? 😂

[@jamesevans2286]

THE TROLL WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE WITH PRECIOUS INFO❤

[@topazfire974]

@@jamesevans2286 what ?

[@thehorizontries4759]

Alex FINALLY gets choked out like he’s been asking Eddie bravo to do to him for YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gzzuss]

Eddie isn't stupid, although is 98% safe, you never know if the guy has some blood clot problem or Heart disease that could make a problem for the man wake up.

[@drewp1974]

😂😂😂😂

[@drewp1974]

@@gzzuss good point

[@Kurdati]

​@@gzzussthis is a FAFO situation, and I guess Alex finally gets to find out

[@tylerhrenko6177]

@@Kurdatifound out what? 😂 RNC is a blood choke. His brain wasn’t getting enough blood flow so it went to sleep. Veins are elastic and can be compressed without much worry of lasting damage. Not to mention the rush of blood returning to your brain is almost euphoric Air chokes on the other hand just suck dick all around 😂 Take a lot longer (you can hold your breath for a while without passing out, sams applies here) not to mention the windpipe and larynx have the same elasticity as veins. It can lead to throat injuries or just a sore and bruised throat. That’s why ur you should ever watch bjj/mma, people are able to fight through improperly set RNCs

[@ryanwars1789]

Bro woke up like Mr. Krabs when he hears his cash register open.

[@T-Banga]

Good one 😂😂😂😂

[@MasterJudge698]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@michaelduarte9394]

Me money🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasnichols4870]

That's the weirdest feeling getting choked out it's like you'll have a million memories flashing through your mind like a reel

[@dkgiann87]

Nah his composure the whole time is actually terrifying 🤣

[@searchbar83]

Alex Jones makes some of the most primal sounds ever to come out of a human.

[@philobrien8920]

I believe that's called sleep apnea

[@2tmega291]

Action .. actors😂

[@EliAlexanderClark]

I love how he comes back snarling and grunting like an animal

[@JBplumbing12]

He woke up like a bear.

[@jumarcabo3532]

When you have so much ego that you don't wanna admit that you actually passed out.

[@rookievideos8865]

"I did pass out?" "Yeah." "I liked that." Yup. Sheer denial.

[@jumarcabo3532]

@@rookievideos8865 those words didn't came out from him voluntarily. He waited for them to tell him to confirm that they noticed him passing out. Once he figured he couldn't deny it, he just played it off like he never knew when in fact he should be able to tell right after getting back to his senses. Had they not told him, he would've just played it off like "what? Is that it?" For goodness sake, are you that slow?

[@rookievideos8865]

@@jumarcabo3532 Yes, apparently I'm very slow and stupid. Couldn't be that I have a different perspective that might merit some exploration. I guess that's an ego problem of mine.

[@unitedwestanddividedwefall3521]

His tongue sticking out and the snarling lol this is so funny.

[@cynaptyc]

What makes it funniest is imagine a hooked doing it for him!? Maybe that's why he "like that!"

[@MrTears03]

Yes thanks we did watch the video ffs

[@vashwolfwood5899]

Jabba the hut type shi

[@AM-ry8is]

"I'm kinda retarded." - Alex Jones

[@hjklgfhj]

​@@MrTears03We did watch it. I still like the comment. Reviewing the moment in the clip. You'll not understand...

[@danielrobinson7872]

He straight up looked like he transformed into a different person.

[@bobcatgaze]

When you are only half conscious, you are.

[@Down-in-TheDumps]

Bro almost went primal when he woke back up😭

[@a1phamalestud]

He gone feral for a moment

[@SSanchez-s2h]

Automatic memory loss and life expectancy loss for reals

[@rudeboi_ryu]

Bro woke up like a hungover ogre

[@sirhcm44]

Pmsl😂😂

[@dapoiintt]

😂

[@dapoiintt]

Ogre energy

[@dapoiintt]

Ogre energy

[@CIrylgAnee]

Lmaooo

[@BillBellstedt]

That first moment when you come back is so disorienting you don't know what you are or where you are

[@Murfeynews]

Fr bro I remember I did some challenge and then I fell and then I was confused and it feels so weird like idk how to explain it but you forget or something and then it’s weird , you just wake back up and you’re just there a bit confused and you just wake up there without remembering the moment you passed oht

[@fullofbullets58]

Yea it’s super trippy.. first time it happened to me I thought I had a seizure or something really fucked up happened to me as I was waking up. Was kind of freaky tbh

[@Tyler_Grauman]

This is amazing 😂😂😂

[@SlattDari]

@@Murfeynewsspace monkey challenge ? 😂😂

[@UchihaGoma]

True I tried it and it feels great like a mini orgaszim

[@bakedpepperoni4016]

"Was i actually passed out" "Yeah" "Ooo i like that"

[@ClipVocabulary]

At the end of the pod he says “I need to get choked out more often” it’s hilarious

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Gotta be careful with that. Don't wanna end up like Kung Fu.

[@UrsusObesus]

Guess it gave him a hard on.

[@lottostuuud]

@@ClipVocabularyit’s funny because when you wake up from getting choked out you get this weird little boost it’s weird😂 fighters talk about it

[@ClipVocabulary]

@@lottostuuud fr? Didn’t even know that lmao

[@stopwastingourtime]

"I like that" Yeah, so did David Carradine.

[@coffee.3.4]

He looked like the grumpy dwarf from Snow White when he went out 😂😂😂

[@TheDavveponken]

jabba da hut

[@sincerelyrob4240]

🥇

[@LarfIeeze]

Mario mushroom

[@LastInvestor88]

Now I know why Eddie Bravo refuses to choke him out 😂

[@TheTopShared]

😂

[@dkakwrn]

bro you don’t understand i’ve been waiting years to see this 😭😭😭

[@metalkicker23]

Since that jre episode lol

[@akitt2]

🎉🎉🎉😂😂

[@Zobokolobozo]

Did it live up to the hype then? 😂

[@IsekelGaming]

💯 lived up to the hype😂

[@matt59fire]

Are u a Clinton supporter?

[@GigglyProduction]

Bro looked PISSED while unconscious

[@metalkicker23]

He literally has the unconscious mannerisms of a bear lmao

[@itsjustnick03]

fr

[@jacksonh2083]

And the intelligence to match😂

[@poppinbot321]

Bro almost hit the factory reset on his ass 😭😭😂

[@guidofaber2424]

BRILLIANT, never heard something like that. ( and soo true 😉🤣).

[@PoW_22-AME_Gaming]

You released him from his demons for just a little bit.

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

No demons involved he's actually speaking up against the demonic crap going on in this world

[@PoW_22-AME_Gaming]

@@sarasweightlossjourney1432 you don't understand what I meant.

[@JenWIL641]

​@sarasweightlossjourney4798 Alex is a shill and even he said it and he likes to be choked out.

[@JenWIL641]

Alex likes being choked.

[@MrFuzziiWuzzii]

@sarasweightlossjourney4798 Spoken like a true demon “everyone else but me is a demon! I’m the truth bringer! The LIGHT BRINGER!” hmmmm..

[@jordanbraun4316]

Lmao the “i like that” at the end had me dying