Alex Jones Is Out A Billion | Walker Changes The Subject | Zuck Bets Legs Will Save His Metaverse

[@RahRan123]

As a Canadian, the only thing I learned from Hershel Walker is that if I could vote in America I would vote for The Honorable Reverend Dr. Raphael Gamaliel Warnock

[@brendameyer5797]

🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@sweepyourspeech8350]

Senator

[@michaelcurcio4025]

Amen...

[@Wanda-fi6mj]

He is so so so very very dumb

[@grmpEqweer]

I support Rev. Warnock. He's a decent human being.

[@Iseerightthruyou]

$975 million and the Judge still has to decide on punitive damages which could be as much as double. Then there is the almost $50 million in Texas, and there is still 6 more trials to go.

[@Xtremeproducts]

When it rains it pours. LoL

[@GenRN]

$965 Million PLUS ATTORNEYS FEES! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@tylerkeller8869]

@lv2rock2sofukoff: As much as it fills me with utter satisfaction to know Jones will finally get some accountability, the MAGgot faithful are still out there. They are going to take this as even more reason to cling to the lies and continue supporting psychos like Jones & Donny Comb-Over.

[@jimsachtjen119]

There's no jailtime in civil suits and he's still allowed to do his broadcast and he certainly doesn't have a billion dollars so what's the point of this whole circus. Where's the accountability for his actions. There is none.

[@philipfahy9658]

@@jimsachtjen119 Because they can now garnish his wages. So every broadcast he makes from here on out will be going towards paying the Sandy Hook victims. As he is an estimated 900 million in the red, it's unlikely that he will ever even get back to a net worth of 0. He will leave his family nothing. There is some level of justice.

[@d.e.7467]

A billion. Tears of joy for the families.

[@tjh4115]

Stacy Abrams said something about Hershal. This isn't a direct quote, but it was after a great interview when she was asked about him, about his intellect or ability to state a fact with clairity, "His talents are on the field. He does well in football"

[@futureglobal7258]

Tom Cotton & Rick Scott stood with Herschel Walker because reputation wise, they have nothing to lose.

[@billtribble2904]

Ameriguns...

[@YasserUM]

Never noticed that ear thing until he pointed it out! Been watching since the Colbert Report days.

[@Carebearritual]

same! learn something new every day i guess

[@abba3629]

The Expression on Alex Jones Face, when Jury pronounced the Verdict, Worth: $1 Billion.

[@jamesgoines7663]

Set the example. Make it $2 billion, so others will get the message to never engaged in such an immoral and unscrupulous behavior.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Priceless actually

[@jamesgoines7663]

@@pickledragonrebel agreed!

[@Zimani08]

Stephen’s face after that Herschel Walker story is all of us. Thank you, sir

[@jamiegoodrich4036]

I read this just as they cut to his face. Accurate. 😂

[@gerrycanyerryyerry9641]

Imagine if Stephen was funny or had any credibility. 😂

[@eardamagehistory]

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Piss off Creep!

[@theduder2617]

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Imagine if you wouldn't click on every post made by someone you make false statements against. Please realize that comments such as yours ONLY EVER exposes the sheer intentional ignorance of the person leaving such a comment. Main reason: THEY FOLLOW THE VERY PERSON/CONTENT THEY CLAIM TO DESPISE OR OTHERWISE NOT LIKE. That is EXACTLY the same as not liking a bullet entering your eye, yet looking down the barrel while squeezing the trigger. I despise intentional uneducated ignorance. I do not follow nor click on such content for that very reason. Why would you even be here unless: 1. You are merely attempting to troll others 2. You are only messing around 3. You are actually following content from a person whose work you actually do not like. I have on a few occasions, mistaken typed sarcasm as an actual statement. After all, there is no sarcasm font for the internet. But I am leaning towards option 1 or 3 here. Neither of which look very good for you.

[@katkatsanis]

Yeah, that was cheap therapy right there : )

[@user-ic4ce8xb5v]

When I saw the Alex Jones headline I was so overjoyed for the parents. I actually stopped what I was doing to quietly celebrate for them.

[@adamfanalways]

I did the same thing!

[@squ1dTr1cksandclouds]

Yes me too! "The long arc of the law is long but it always bends toward justice" (or some quote like that...). But I believe Alex just got his a** handed to him. haha!!!😅😆🤣

[@selah5792]

Amen

[@terrycarter8164]

I went out of my way to tell people. I told my elementary school aged kids. I am elated for the parents and families.

[@hellostina]

I’m from Newtown and watching the parents during the reading of the verdict made me want to cry out of happiness and relief for them. I don’t know if this will be the end of that saga, but I sure hope so. 💜

[@russellcampbell9198]

Stephen's reaction to Walker's "story" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alfredpennyworth4927]

Pred'nint

[@beverlywallace4920]

Loved the "ends like Seinfeld with all the major characters in jail" line, it was truly inspired.

[@johnnydarling8021]

I laughed out loud

[@yourgod010101]

Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will even receive 100 000$..

[@rebecca8525]

I liked when the bassist played the Seinfeld theme.

[@heckensteiner4713]

Would have been nice to have a spoiler alert!

[@mynameisnotbetty]

Why did Stephen not do the Dr. Evil pinky move when he said "one BILLION dollars"? That would have been awesome! 😂

[@jadabaudelaire118]

Jones needs to be disallowed from radio and internet and TV. One who abuses free speech as heinously as Alex has, does not deserve a mouthpiece. PERIOD

[@yourgod010101]

Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..

[@couragekarnga8735]

His attorney called the verdict "a dark day for free speech." I think the opposite. There's free speech, but with that comes responsibility.

[@firstmkb]

I have a tough time with limits on free speech. What Jones REALLY doesn’t deserve is an audience! I wish I knew how to fix this.

[@jadabaudelaire118]

@@firstmkb I honestly struggle over free speech as well, because I'm afraid fascists might weaponize any further constraints we make. I get it that defamation is already a thing, but we sure play that issue very loose. And more constraints might mean Christian nationalists genuinely legislate speech they don't like, such as conversations about the lgbtq community, into a criminal act. Even with my misgivings, I am ready to lock Jones up and throw away the key. His brand of poison is a treason that harms his targets and his throng of followers, to the detriment of the entirety of our society. It blows me away, that there are folk who are so twisted that they find Jones to be a credible source of information.

[@jadabaudelaire118]

@@yourgod010101 I am hesitant to believe Jones will be forced into payment after these judgements. I will be pleasantly surprised if he indeed pays everything.

[@vicentequintero2030]

Don’t forget that Alex Jones’s own attorneys turned over evidence to the prosecution. Even HIS OWN LAWYERS were tired of his shit 😂😂

[@DeathBean89]

"accidentally" lol

[@kindlin]

@@DeathBean89 Legal Eagle did cover this in some detail, and it makes a tiny bit more sense than the headlines you'll read. But it was still gross negligence, regardless, with client information.

[@Malky24]

If your own lawyers are not only happy to take the L but seem like they're actively working towards it then you'd think it might be time for some self-examination. Unfortunately Jones is a lunatic.

[@tvtothepoint]

@@Malky24 Jones gives lunatics a bad name.

[@Zaluskowsky]

@@tvtothepoint amen

[@YourWealthCome]

Walker telling that story reminds me of the South Park episode where Johnny Cochran used the Chewbacca defense and a juror’s head exploded.. I feel like that Juror.

[@1984isnow]

The moral of the story is every walker story ends in more bull.

[@mtaylor7307]

The GOP made that story up for him to tell. They all LOL

[@enviromental2565]

You read my mind! 🐮

[@Monika-mh2je]

I would ask Rick Scott behind him, disturbingly he's always wearing a Navy hat and he voted against the veteran's bill a month ago.😡

[@dtschuor459]

Too bad you weren’t in the writer’s room that day…🏆

[@stephencoldbear]

And three of them are preD-nent!

[@tuckgraph]

After hearing Herschel's story about a bull being attracted to other bulls, there could be more stories from his past about to surface.

[@PamH1955]

I’m sitting here watching this and it dawns on me I would LOVE to watch the writers put these monologues together.

[@KimberlyBishh]

You and me grrl, lets do it!

[@Opus313]

It's about time Alex Jones puts his money where his mouth is... good thing he has a big mouth because that's a lot of money!

[@trevorz459]

👏😂

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Sweet Karma She’s A Bitch But I *LOVE* Her! ❤

[@GaudyMarko]

i think his net worth is less than a quarter of that so he's gonna need his sponsors to bail him out on that one

[@carl1367]

@@GaudyMarko im pretty sure he has already made the claim its a character and is tied to his company info wars so his own finances cant be touched.

[@charlie-obrien]

His whole life now is dodging lawyers and collection agencies. Whatever money he has and also future earnings and assets are going to be up for grabs, because lawsuit settlements don't just go away when you're insolvent.

[@SherryEllesson]

The moral of the story is: don't let Herschel Walker near a dairy farm...or your kids!

[@lone6523]

….or guns, women, or politics.

[@karenquehl6869]

A police badge! How do Republicans find these ignorant people to run for office?

[@gerrycanyerryyerry9641]

You misspelled Biden, racist.

[@terryg4415]

I'll rejoice when I hear that those families actually received the money. He has no intention of paying it.

[@gamepapa1211]

I doubt the families cared about the money. If anything, it's about sending a message, and that message is "Stop being a douche."

[@gerrycanyerryyerry9641]

You'll be happy to know the families wont receive one penny. Imagine trying to shamelessly profit from the death of children while slandering those who simply ask questions. Ironically, you democrats represent the death of America. Alex Jones is a hero.

[@Narutonarutonaruto85]

@@gamepapa1211 Some of them might. I can see some of them having to move after what Jones did.

[@gamepapa1211]

@@Narutonarutonaruto85 if that's true then that's par the course. Jones' lies forced them to move, so now Jones' money has to pay for that move.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Of course not. Why would anyone actually have to face the consequences of their actions?

[@ritemolawbks8012]

I love how comfortable Stephen Colbert has become with his cauliflower ear. Before this *Bear* *Contest,* I hadn't even noticed the asymmetry and imperfection of his ear.

[@ComaDave]

He had a tumor in his right ear when he was a kid. They had to remove his eardrum to also get the tumor, so he's deaf in that ear.

[@ammaleslie509]

He's not comfortable with it. He is very self conscious about it and thinks it is a horrible deformity. I've always found it adorable. It suits him. It's like a Spock ear or an elf ear out of Tolkien.

[@ritemolawbks8012]

@@ComaDave After watching him for decades on Comedy Central and CBS, I would have never thought to compare his ears.

[@ritemolawbks8012]

@@ammaleslie509 I think I'm one of the few viewers who didn't already know it. I watched Letterman and Madonna for even longer and never noticed or cared about the gap teeth that made them famous.

[@ammaleslie509]

@@ritemolawbks8012 a lot of people are commenting about how they never noticed it either! He hides it well with camera angles.

[@kamwilson5776]

Ladies and gentlemen let’s have a big round of applause for our next musical guests: Herschel Walker featuring The Bull and The Cows, performing their smash hit : It Wasn’t Me

[@illbeV]

...Saw me banging on the hay bale...

[@johnnytable844]

You're wrong. Their smash hit is obviously "Smash It, Deny It".

[@marysmith8638]

He is another low life who speaks like he lives in the ghetto.

[@ju4408]

​@@illbeV Saw the marks on my belly... She saw the KY jelly... How could I forget female cows have udders and teats?

[@rafaelduran911]

Or the smash hit “you know there’s something going on”

[@juratory8876]

I rarely wish economic destitution on anyone, but if there's one person who deserves it, it's definitely Alex Jones.

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

He better start selling his pills fast

[@pitikuss]

what a simpleton you are

[@juratory8876]

@@user-jv2tw1no8x I doubt many people would want his pills at this point lol

[@thomasfplm]

I can think of quite a few people. As an example, Trump justifiably might already be in the path to it.

[@BonerMaroner]

The good book tells us to do what is just and right as this means more than a sacrifice to God.😊

[@davidweyant9356]

Walker is now saying his grandmother is a full blooded Cherokee Indian. Walker's mother says it's a lie. Who would have thought that Walker would lie.

[@cc1k435]

No wonder 45 likes him. He gets called out on a completely hypocritical lie he's been telling, and tries to distract by telling another that he just thought up. 🙄

[@sujimtangerines]

The number & range of business he owns or has owed, the police & other LEO agencies he's worked for, Graduating top of his class, graduating AT ALL...ISTG if there wasn't tape of the National Championship game that I know he watches regularly (as do hundreds of good ole boy UGA fans) he'd lie about that!

[@Wildstar40]

Walker is a full blooded Hypocrite Liar six times removed on his mothers side.

[@cardman493]

Pocahontas Elizabeth Warren received scholarship money based on lie she was native american.. But you don't care about that lie. Hypocrites!!

[@thomasconnell1556]

That was actually the most coherent I’ve ever seen Walker.

[@pickledragonrebel]

And yet he still makes no sense..

[@MommaB74]

Same

[@Geo-fx3mn]

And yet he's still far more coherent than the potato you voted for in the Oval Office. You are a typical racist democrat, you only care about Black Americans when you can profit from our suffering. Enjoy watching Democrats get destroyed in the midterms, I know I will

[@BrongaeneGriffin]

God I love when he puts those sunglasses on. It slays me every time.

[@petnapapeterson5169]

Colbert’s expression listening to Walker speak was absolutely hilarious. President Biden and a Seinfeld episode of #1 Dad working out 🏋️‍♀️

[@stephenmolohosky1198]

You do understand Colbert is scripted.

[@freya8133]

@@stephenmolohosky1198 And?

[@stephenmolohosky1198]

@@freya8133 Some people do not realize that.

[@miketeller4286]

Walker makes Forrest Gump look like Stephen hawking

[@terriem3922]

Omg.

[@azishappy2035]

Brilliant!😁

[@mnomadvfx]

Except Gump was the opposite of an immoral a$$hat. He never would have cheated on Jenny. Gump/Walker on the other hand would have a kid in every town he ran through in those 3 years 😂🤣

[@dano8902]

​@@mnomadvfx He'd probably have stopped for hitchhikers on the long stretches of road between those towns, too.

[@Wildstar40]

Walker: "Momma always said women are like a box of chocolates. You never know which three you are going to knock up."

[@Rob1977N]

The crowd cheering for the 1 Billion verdict is the best part. Lol love it!!!

[@yourgod010101]

Well you have to be a little bit of ignorant to believe that each one of these will receive even 1 million..

[@wc1994]

They're not getting one cent. Jones is Bankrupt!!!

[@rafaelduran911]

With all the sadness in my heart non of them are getting a cent

[@jpogolewis2140]

@@yourgod010101 IM NOT VERY SMART, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WONT END UP PAYING VICTIMS OUTTA HIS GOLD PIGGY BANK. ? HOW CAN HE HIDE HIS MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND DECLARE BANKRUPTCY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS HE WAS RICH?

[@uknow1094]

@@rafaelduran911 Alex Jones is a national hero, they can't destroy him no matter how hard they try.

[@kategleason6481]

The moral of that story is don't let Hirschel Walker near a microphone

[@jcoopes5604]

The grass isn’t always greener on the other pasture! Most of what repubes say is a confession so did walker get involved with same sex while some were already impregnated

[@declanhogan3958]

or a bull,!!. 🤣

[@Geo-fx3mn]

The moral of the story is that Democrats only care about Black Americans when you can profit off of our misery. Fortunately people are waking up to this fact, you'll see after the midterms

[@cl844]

dont let him near any political office either

[@ellenedekantella1822]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pmc1727]

We should demand more from our politicians than to be able to run fast with a football.

[@mackenziehoward9602]

Or a business man who has failed at business. LMAO 🤣

[@TheRaddish1]

What exactly are we demanding from MTG, Gosar, or Boebert? At least Josh Hawley appears to run a fairly spritely 40!

[@variablevolume3059]

Yea, we should sue every one of them for billions in civil courts for defamation

[@curlygurl1263]

While leaving your brain at home.

[@freya8133]

Next they'll put OJ in office 😂🤣

[@bbry323]

I too along with the band leader was laughing in my seat when you said "a coup about nothing" 🤣🤣🤣✌️🕊️👌

[@DerkuiDerkui]

Finally, justice for the families that were severely hurt by this tragedy.

[@thenymphomancer5592]

Partially agree. Justice would be meaningful gun responsibility legislation. This is the minimum they deserve.

[@michaeljames6817]

Allegedly.

[@caseyschulze]

paid actors,,,,, not families

[@cmyt5736]

Al3x Jon3s didn't kill the kids, he had an opinion, that many share, about how and why it happened.

[@shilohmonroe-donovan]

Actually justice is never done in the end.

[@mattstyles2498]

The story and shock isnt Walker's hypocrisy. (That's to be expected) It's the voters of the party of strong moral fiber and Christian values willing to throw there proud morals in the trash becuase getting 51 seats is more important. That's what needs to be talked about.

[@darianmagee8273]

That assumes they ever had morals in first place 🤔🙄 basically same people who burned "witches" , strong morals really never really was their thing ...more strong moral panicking filled with hypocrisy, so in fact they are still right on target and brand .

[@mariegarside8830]

Absolutely

[@krejados1]

The news media is doing the same thing with Walker that they did with Trump: oohing and aahing and gasping over his every pronouncement. We know how this story ends.

[@lindsaywilliams7372]

51 is the new 666!

[@TheSocratease]

Please don't call them Christians!

[@TheShaddy15]

Yo that metaverse skit was so hilarious. "You know what happens when M isnt H!" 🤣😂

[@gracemir2]

“Every character is in jail” would be one of the best stories in world history

[@slevinchannel7589]

HELP. I search for Left-Wingers who want to civil and calm talk about Problems with Biden. We can sure roast Trump afterwards, im up for that, but the Point is the 'Being Unbiased', so of course being Left AND critical of THE LEFT is the Point.

[@kierstenridgway4634]

Oh poor Alex!! I heard he said it was like a living hell! 😫😭 Nobody deserves it more !!

[@mahjie9903]

I like that image of Alex, I hope he resides there for eternity 😎

[@kierstenridgway4634]

@Sonomacats exactly!

[@suezbell1]

Given his response on his show to the verdict, the forum that enables his shit to continue being thrown needs to be sued.

[@Becky_Cal]

I love Biden’s badass attitude 😂😂😂 He’s like, you think I’m old, come work out with me and we’ll see… huh, huh… run up or shut up! 💀

[@heatherallingham7120]

That Seinfeld guitar lick by Louis Cato was perfect!

[@JuliusRCost]

Indeed…. Are you from the UK?

[@michaelkottler]

Assuming you meant "bass guitar", then, absolutely!

[@lavalampluva55401]

I challenge Walker to read the last congressional budget bill and to explain it. The guy has the brain power of a fence post.

[@123JWJWJW]

Isn't that the whole point though? When you put mindless people in power play positions, then you have an easily manipulated lemming who will do whatever you want. Those who are grabbing for ultimate power will then have ease of gaining it because there is then no one to stand in his or her way.

[@gerrycanyerryyerry9641]

*John Fetterman has entered the chat

[@Kim-mz8co]

I will not stand by quietly and listen to fence posts being insulted like this.

[@Kevin12321]

You think a single one of these loud politicians and foolish congressmen can explain it or have read it at all? Especially democrats bc all they wanna do is pass democratic ideas. Not an ounce of bipartisanship in this country

[@wickliffead]

🤣

[@gmp116]

Gotta love the "Joe with the Ray-Bans" !!!

[@MrSoggyWater]

Tuker Carlson should be next

[@leahcarson1822]

I would argue he is doing more damage with his larger audience. His lies kill and he needs to be stopped

[@Hatewontwin]

@Clyde Jee Clyde, nobody cares.

[@goahead3995]

The entire Fox network

[@suzannarobinson4726]

Absolutely correct. The russian loving permanently puzzled idiot should be next.

[@Tagurrit]

@@Hatewontwin agreed. 👍🍭

[@xzaviayifu3581]

You know it's a little unnerving when you realise that Mark Zuckerberg looks more human in VR than he does in real life.

[@ajuntapall6193]

Portraits have always been painted to represent people in a good light

[@bravocharlie639]

I like how Stephen went after him.

[@terwillagermcghee4148]

🤣

[@rta3738]

Excellent observation. 😂

[@Vamirez]

Not to defend Meta, far from it, but the stock market is generally deep in the doo-doo related to inflation and the FED raising interest rates, and many big names have lost 50%+ of their value...

[@suzywilliams244]

That finger joke was fantastic! Stephen is a joy.

[@Miss_Grundy]

The Texas court judgement should be reinstituted. That man should have to pay billions for the pain he has caused these families for a decade. There will never be enough money that he can pay for the life of a child or an adult, but his dirty lies about these children and their teachers should cost him all of his money, his comfortable lifestyle, and any peace of mind he can have.

[@dorianmode69]

Ok boomer

[@TXpatriate]

Forever and ever, amen.

[@lizardog]

@@dorianmode69 says the boomer. LMAO

[@lolstalgic9602]

@@tapetwo7115 He's literally the one who shot them, genius. You MAGA cultist need an education XD!

[@billgabrielsonjr7259]

@ tapetwo Imagine not being a selfish POS and being able to put yourself in these victims and their families shoes?🙄🔥💩 It wasn’t news, it was conspiracy BS that he continued to spew for years. One of the many total piles of 💩 he spewed. It’s called karma, and Alexis got hers.

[@zacharypeacock6278]

The look on Stephen face was exactly how I was feeling while listening to Hershal's story...

[@teresamendoza1194]

Loved it 😂

[@Daddy_B]

Seinfeld? That was awesome. Also, I loved Jon and was sad to see him go. With that being said, Louis Cato is amazing and I look forward to every episode where he laughs at something Colbert said. It's genuine as all hell!

[@grandpaobvious]

That kid is an excellent musician.

[@Sirinwara]

To be frank, I very much prefer Cato to Jon. He's just naturally funny. Sometimes Jon seemed like he did not know how to react or what to do at Colbert's jokes (so he'd add some forced laughter or something) but Louis always gets it right. He was the best choice, no doubt about it!

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

i Want More Hendrix: out of the closet, young guitarist.

[@susanhamptonva4203]

I miss Jon and his amazing wardrobe!!

[@luciamiller1555]

I prefer Louis even tho Jon is very talented. I just love how Louis gets Colbert and interacts and responds intelligently❤🎉😊

[@kryp49]

This is what keeps me sane. Thankyou Mr Colbert.

[@BALDPAB]

Every time I hear Herschel Walker speak I can physically feel my IQ level drop 50 points.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Whenever Herschel Walker speaks he can hear his own IQ level drops 50 points.

[@kevinsteele8771]

So does his 🤣

[@silverwolf2676]

I didn't but he may have caused me so much brain damage I can't tell the difference anymore.

[@kevin2400]

Every time I hear Biden speak my IQ drops less and less

[@chrisr7235]

Is that you bumbling biden?

[@mikeyt34]

I can't wait for the Warnock/ Walker debate. I almost feel sorry Walker, actually I don't.

[@kiniburk]

Seeing Stephen is like welcoming an old friend for drinks.

[@joeybox0rox649]

Whenever I drink, I FART like Stephen did at 9:45 of this video, then he chortled and relished the alluring whiskey scent.

[@ramendragon3628]

Cheers!

[@babybijou969]

🍻 cheers

[@mikehiggins946]

You must have some real virtue signalers as friends.

[@CynAnne1]

Awww, Mikey, don't go home mad...just go home. 👋

[@conniedayactress]

Stephen, you made me laugh so hard. Hershel Walker and the take you did on the bulls story makes me laugh hard every time I play it. Best comic take in years!

[@rosskaske6357]

you are cattle

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Trump: *Wants to see Biden in Prison Biden: What makes Trump Think to believe I would visit him in Prison

[@CynAnne1]

Spam-posting clyde is spam-posting...👎

[@technomarineco]

LOL

[@raybin6873]

@@CynAnne1 He's on his last fight.😄

[@KimberlyBishh]

hahahahahaha yasss

[@suezbell1]

The punch line of that Walker "joke" is: Bull was relieved they were all bulls after all since the barbed wire had castrated him.

[@maureenlaneski2802]

Really? Is the moral to be happy with what you've got?

[@223Drone]

No amount of money will fix the pain and suffering these people had to endure but it's good to see that Alex Jones will finally go Bankrupt.

[@erinpurdey]

I totally agree with you, but hitting Alex in the wallet is really the only way to get him to appreciate the magnitude of harm he has caused. He has no empathy, no moral center; but money? He lives for money the way parents live for their children. Money he understands and now he may understand what it means to have your life destroyed. However, only if he's capable of connecting the cause and effect nature of this situation.

[@doovybro9000]

Indeed, but enough money will stop him doing it to others.

[@caseyschulze]

these people?.... you mean these paid actors?

[@sirzebra]

@@caseyschulze get some help, murican.

[@223Drone]

@@caseyschulze There no evidence to support your claim.

[@Demente-eh5ro]

I saw him coming outta court and he wasn't Tooooo Happy.😂🤣😂

[@maribellarami1116]

I literally fell as sleep when Hershel walker was giving his speech 😂😂😂😂

[@daveyboots79]

Literally ...

[@alfredpennyworth4927]

Pred'nint.

[@kevin2400]

I also fall asleep when creepy joe is talking

[@obihave3210]

@@kevin2400 still got more accomplished with a hostile majority in Congress than trump did when they had control of both houses.

[@stefanantolin5501]

@@kevin2400 Try staying off ya drugs next time then.

[@cautionTosser]

That Seinfeld lick was masterfully dropped.

[@avidworkslol]

That Herschel Walker clip reminded me so much of the Lost Puppy speech in Billy Madison. If Colbert had done the host's "what you've just said..." reply to him I would've died.

[@Dodelijk144]

I award you no points.

[@alfredpennyworth4927]

Pred'nint

[@ToniGlick]

The Seinfeld joke with the themesong riff. made me laugh outloud at it's perfection.

[@care2think611]

4:40 It's genius when you can get an audience reaction like that without saying a word!

[@emilysanders1978]

And Stephen's Facial expression made me laugh even more

[@DM-fe2bc]

I was CRYING 🤣🤣 His expression mirrored my exact sentiments at that moment while listening to that story as it droned on and on pointlessly. Sheer genius.

[@emilysanders1978]

@@DM-fe2bc Mine Too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emilysanders1978]

@@DM-fe2bc Mine Too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blt8913]

Alex Jones Is Out A Billion." My mom taught me If I don't have anything nice to say about someone say nothing at all. I have NOTHING to say.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

It's only slander if it isn't true, so have at him

[@Wildstar40]

Hopefully by this time next year Alex Jones will be living in a van down by the river.

[@waltonsimons12]

I wish Alex Jones could just shut his big YAPPER!

[@shirleyrombough8173]

Along with the orange psychopath.

[@jtwanderer6328]

AND Walker blew the punchline: the bull leaves his "jewels" on the barbed wire fence and the cows look at him (sans jewels) and say.... "How now brown cow?"

[@xmen9916]

He made a lot of this money through the lies and unscrupulous behavior. He monetized dead innocent children I can’t even explain how horrible that is. Hell will definitely have a new member with this soulless POS!!

[@janemlee6701]

POS he is!

[@raybin6873]

Amen!

[@goahead3995]

Fox has been doing the same thing!

[@aiai-j7i]

Hell has a special circle for the likes of him.

[@mcfcguvnors]

Monetising dead children has always been a thing YOU ARE DOING IT FOR STEVEN COLBERT RIGHT NOW -,as am i . i can simply dislike his video to counter that Bet you think Piers Morgans cool ? he hacked a DEAD CHILDS PHONE FOR MONEY - is piers cool ? Piers morgan allowed a lunatic serial killer to roam the streets for young girls ....FOR MONEY & the prestige of having a story b4 anyone else . alex Jones did more good than harm & ONE incident is taken out of context & used by mongs & the braindead ,cos you actually want control,you want to live in a crypto currency world where everyone works from home & your food parcel arrives once a week by drone .You HATE jones yet claim to hate the super rich but secretly you admire them . If you had a time machine & 1 bullet who would you kill 1 Adolf Hitler 2 JP Morgan id answer 2 - but then again most of you wil have to Google the man who runs your life 100 years after he died !

[@Leonaza7]

Now the same needs to be done to Fox. ACCOUNTABILITY!

[@rikeshpr85]

Make gulags great again. Free speech is harmful to a communist dictatorship.

[@MisterWealth]

CNN*

[@insertnamehere9950]

@@MisterWealth *both

[@Nevertoleave]

@@MisterWealth Fox*

[@rajjelan_fos]

Walker absolutely boils down the entire republican party. You thought you were gettin' this, but you got that.

[@MrJerks93]

With a sprinkling of gay panic.

[@chrisr7235]

You thought you were getting “the great uniter” when you voted for biden, instead you got the biggest embarrassment in the history of the US. It’s a complete laughing stock watching him bumble around “where’s Jackie?”

[@Surge1077]

GOP Hypocrisy at it's finest (i.e. worst)

[@kathrynpupos9103]

@@MrJerks93 in the form of glitter!!😉

[@michellepompier6519]

You nailed it!!

[@la_scrittice_vita]

Wait, if Meta adds legs, they will almost be up to the Second Life pre-release beta from 2002! That's a huge step forward from Microsoft's 1996 V-chat. Congrats to the MMH team, closing the gap to 20 years.

[@annebokma4637]

Crazy how I have been saying that they try to revive second life and you are only the second one that states that too, as far as I read ofcourse. Hope suckserberg goes the way of the dodo

[@RazyrDiarmait]

@@annebokma4637 How dare you insult the dodo like that!

[@Mostaism]

So second life had VR support?

[@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia]

Lol. Yeah, there is underlying tech within Second Life to support VR, only problem there was having tech gear in RL to use with it that was at a price point to make it a viable add-on. I still have my original account, not sure why. "Nostalgia" I guess.

[@Mostaism]

@@DeAnnaG_KissingFrogsMedia just say no. You could mod it to allow VR, but that's like saying GTA V was VR capable. Not officially, not without violating the T's and C's

[@Leonaza7]

Until Alex Jones is no longer on the airwaves, able to grift and show his face to society, justice has not been served.

[@quiltygal6981]

Came here to say exactly this 👍

[@katsong3302]

Steve Bannon also.

[@MisterWealth]

Grift seems like a popular word that just popped up in the past year or two. I wonder who is spreading around that information to the puppets.

[@davidweyant9356]

So who wants to buy his supplements?

[@HOTD108_]

Silencing him completely like that will only further convinced his crazy fanbase that their delusions are true. The best outcome here is for Jones' show to die on the vine itself, which is probably going to be sooner than later considering he just lost a billion dollars.

[@osvaldogomez7008]

I hope he isn't able to contest the decision and I hope he DOES pay every single cent.

[@musicinggp]

He will appeal, and he's already filled for bankruptcy. However, he may try to invoke a state law of $700,000. I truly believe he will be responsible for full payment, however lots of his money is hidden in off-shore accounts. I want him to suffer in every possible way.

[@ecbh8487]

@Osvaldo. He said he's Appealing, and I bet it is filed on Friday. Those families, like the Goldmans (OJ) will never see a cent. But it was not about money. It was about vindication, truth, and setting a precedent for future batshit crazy propagandists. The money would be good because there are so many great foundations set up by these parents. I follow Sandy Hook Promise and they continue to draft laws for templates for Congress. To no avail. But they do great things in protecting schools, drafting proposals, and researching ways to protect our ppl.

[@obihave3210]

I hope he doesent have the choice

[@dyent]

In most cases of defamation I'd be saying $1billion is excessive.. In this case, it should go further - throw him in jail too. Not only has he put those families though hell for years, leading to his followers harassing and stalking them, but he tried to hide his money and declare bankruptcy to get out of paying them anything, and he's just going to frame it as a personal attack against him by the 'political elite' or whatever boogeyman he's using at the moment. It's barely a metaphor to describe him as a fountain of hatred.

[@davidb6576]

More a volcano of vicious amorality and greed, topped with a snow-cap of evil icing.

[@doovybro9000]

His actions since the last judgement show he has no remorse or any intention of changing. As you say this is just "globalists" or "leftists" attacking America. Its not, its the law punishing him for being a vile scumbag.

[@Ellron23]

Any defense lawyer worth anything would have their client do the bankruptcy

[@sirzebra]

i always found his silouhette more that of a douche than a fountain, but he sure does cry a lot. Prison would have been the bare minimum in the civilized world, but hey, that's not where he lives.

[@MacNif]

Imo $1 Billion($965 B) is quite ridiculous

[@ChandlerSomborac]

Walker being in politics is like Lyndsay Lohan being a guidance counselor.

[@TheLiveactiongamer]

I can't be the only one who never noticed he had an ear deformity.

[@daveyboots79]

Nah, I was like.. tf? Never noticed it before

[@joecope9935]

I didn't either. However, I can't stop noticing John Oliver's thumb whenever he talks.

[@memoryvice398]

OMG, that description of what the metaverse looks like was so spot-on.

[@RobertO-yw3zm]

Alex Jones says this is what hell feels like. Imagine being a parent of one of the kids killed, or family of one of the adults. Then being harassed and threatened for having that happen to you. His utter inability to tell the truth is only overshadowed by his lack of empathy for anyone other than himself.

[@billgabrielsonjr7259]

@ L Olsson They call it karma. If you were one of them parents or siblings or grandparents, I doubt you’d be so understanding. There is no defense for that POS

[@ThreeFortyThree]

Of course there are laws against spreading falsehoods. For example, falsehoods against a person is called defamation.

[@jadecovehealing5636]

@L Olsson You really shouldn't speak when you don't know even the basics of law. Have you truly never heard of defamation before? Speech can cause incredible harm to individuals, which is why it is written into our laws to address this. Democrats didn't just make this up yesterday to hurt the guy you like. And fyi, consequences are the point of a court case when someone is found guilty. Sometimes consequences are referred to casually as karma. What else can I inform you about when your head is in the sand on so many things because of your poor information network? Oh yeah. Almost half of America can't handle "silly conspiracy theories" when they bullied and threatened parents for 10 years or when they attacked the capital based on a "silly conspiracy theory". Talk about feebleminded. Dear God! Do some inner work and some soul searching before making such random ignorant comments online. Comments based on hate not information. Alex Jones harmed people. The jury decided that, not Biden, not Pelosi, the JURY who listened to the case.

[@trsniffy]

@L Olsson There was nothing silly about what Alex Jones did. Libel and slander is illegal and has been for more than century. It's also extremely hard to prove in a court of law, and the fact that Jones has lost twice now should tell you how just how much he transgressed.

[@NuiYabuko]

@L Olsson People spreading misinformation and actively hurting people have nothing to do with Free Speech.

[@MagnoliaPantherWoman]

Best Colbert monologue ever. ❤️😆

[@nobodyknows3180]

Some guys have that "Jock" mentality, but Herschel Walker takes it further - he has the mind of a jock strap.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

May those babies rest in peace now.

[@joeb4142]

🙏🏻❤

[@mercedesplay_more_kof8488]

I really hope that when Walker inevitably finds himself in some lawsuit, as all Trump cohorts eventually seem to, I hope he represents himself.

[@grmpEqweer]

🤣

[@fredfrantz855]

Hahahahaha!!!

[@tvtothepoint]

And may he also find himself facing against his own "logic and truth".

[@mrblonde1264]

Can you imagine the judge trying to make sense of his incoherent ramblings?🤣🤣

[@user-sv9nb8ky2t]

The GOP support of Walker *_proves_* their abortion stance isn't about being pro-life, but rather, it's about controlling women. They're so full of toxicity, the find it repellent that a woman can have multiple partners before them, all the while trying to bang as many women as they can.

[@papwithanhatchet902]

Why Walker thinks a grass-is-greener story helps him is insane. *Reverend* Raphael Wharnock is the incumbent Senator and doing a fine job for the people of Georgia. Why should people think Walker is better after proving himself worse?

[@allang.2338]

They don"t think he's better. In fact they know he isn't better. It doesn't matter because, to them, it's Party before country.

[@trishaferrand1395]

@@allang.2338 Cult before party.

[@censusgary]

It’s not the first time Walker has appeared to think he’s the incumbent. Previously, he said the Democrats were trying to “take the seat away,” seeming not to know that Warnock, a Democrat, is the current Senator. As Walker himself has said, “I’m not that smart.”

[@Vaeldarg]

@@censusgary Between this guy and Republicans running even while under criminal indictment, the authoritarian wanna-be DeSantis (+ a disturbing increase in those who are just anti-democracy), and various examples of incompetence......it makes you wonder how bad the ones rejected from running as a Republican are by this point.

[@123JWJWJW]

Basically he's an easily manipulated lemming who will vote whichever way the party leadership wants him and will bend down to them faster than grass in a gentle breeze.

[@clrae4882]

This monologue was hilarious! 😂

[@rburns8083]

... twenty five years I've been watching this man without every noticing his ear. And now I'll never be able to unsee it!

[@dougallen9689]

Like Tom Cruise's middle tooth.

[@brighteyesseven1071]

Hershel's revenge: Causing brain damage to anyone who listens to him.

[@nyceplayz8051]

As soon as campaign managers across the country figure out that Justice is what's most popular with voters right now, we'll see a big shift on both sides of the aisle.

[@lynnebarrett9912]

I hope so!!

[@ecbh8487]

@Nyce. I sure hope ppl WAKE UP before midterms and vote Blue. Otherwise we, as a Nation, are screwed. #bluetosaveourdemocracy

[@nyceplayz8051]

@@ecbh8487 that's a pretty relevant question: what gets a red voter to vote blue?

[@ecbh8487]

@Nyce. I sure hope so. Last poll I saw the most important thing was the economy and Democracy moved to 2nd. I need to update myself.

[@nyceplayz8051]

@@ecbh8487 the potential for a high leverage PR campaign is there. The Reds care about justice too ("LOCK HER UP!"); it's just that their concept of justice has become abstract and warped in service to a demagogue, largely by design of arch-profiteers who care absolutely nothing for the quality of civil society because their wealth insulates them from the harm they cause us.

[@mar2anne2222]

There's something about Mr Colbert that makes me laugh, laugh, laugh laugh 😁😆😅🤣 Love that tie, too 😊

[@carolyntalbot947]

"Well, well, well...if it isn't the consequences of my own actions." -Alex Jones 🤡

[@Taijifufu]

Actually he said he's not going to stop and showed no remorse. 😞

[@shirleyrombough8173]

That, my friend, is karma.

[@danielx40]

Justice prevails 😊🎉

[@awomansstory.2019]

There are some people on earth who are cruel, disgusting and don't care who they hurt.

[@pickledragonrebel]

Too many of them

[@lindadavis5668]

Since frump and family and friends I've never seen such "liars" around me. Low level education, prone to believe/promote conspiracy theories, and indifference to truth. Cruel, hurtful, selfish, and indifferent to human suffering. What a sleezey legacy he leaves. His name is ruined. His words are vapid, never to be trusted again by rational people. But, Al being a crook he'll come out and start something else.

[@awomansstory.2019]

@@pickledragonrebel Like...My husband when he was cheating on me with his married coworker. I found out on my family vacation. I found out that she was literally surveilling what we were doing and our exact location. She was 4300 km away! Also, she was planning their cycling trip to Spain (which I wouldn't know about.)

[@pickledragonrebel]

@@awomansstory.2019 so sorry you were betrayed that way. Hopefully hes not still your husband.

[@Supermomlife]

I Am Rollin😂😂😂😂at Colbert’s face after Hershel’s story LOL #cutthemike

[@MareMeyer]

Nice Seinfeld references

[@michelemartel3800]

I love how he thinks that the bull “owns” the cows.

[@HALOSnHORNS]

Yeah cause you know he's the male 🥴

[@GrandmaCathy]

Right?! That was a whole story full of weirdness.

[@davebuchan81]

It's so obvious, too. Those cows were looking after the stupid bull all along...ha :)

[@sesmeltz1965]

As happy as I am to hear that Alex Jones is being held to account, the judgment is unlikely to withstand appeal. Ultra-high amounts like this, even when resulting from shocking and unconscionable behavior, almost never do. I hope I’m wrong.

[@CJMGalaxy]

The families and plaintiff's attorneys know this, but they're excited to divvy up the corpse of Infowars. Mark Bankston has called dibs on his desk 😂 The amount is largely symbolic and meant to bury him. His bankruptcy hearing is next, where he'll get absolutely destroyed for trying to hide his assets in shell companies owned by his parents, so that'll be a hoot to watch.

[@FoolOfATuque]

There could be a damage cap and if there is the court will reduce the judgement to the cap.

[@frizzlethecat2084]

I know that story from Mr Walker, too. Over here, though, the bull is called Hannibal. He, too, was looking at the other cows and calculated the jump, jumped and ran over to the cows who crooned "Oh, Hannibal! 🥰" To which he answered "You, my lovely ladies, can call me Hanni. Since my balls are still on that fence over there. 😖"

[@syav4467]

This verdict couldn't have happened to a better person. It is great to see someone held accountable for their BS, especially after he profited off the misery of these people.

[@peggyking9543]

True. MASSIVELY profited since the tragedy. Which he has definitely tried to hide.

[@fhfbjufhwflpkpldxeh6070]

free speech

[@jimsachtjen119]

He doesn't have a billion dollars so where's the accountability. So he lost the case. Is he going to jail ,NO. Will he still be able to broadcast,YES. So please explain how there's any accountability.

[@lizardog]

@@fhfbjufhwflpkpldxeh6070 oh look, someone else who doesn't understand the meaning of "free" speech. You and Alex Jones need to look up free speech and see what it really means. It's not what you seem to think it is.

[@smoothrocky1847]

I Agree. “With Freedom comes Responsibility” and so “Free Speech” should come with costly consequences if you perpetuate a Lie that puts others in danger.

[@ronaldharding3927]

My grandfather worked the fields and could bend over from a standing position and place his palms on the floor at the age of 88. You go, Joe.

[@guilhermeramos1600]

I saw a farmer do the same five years ago. If I had tried to do the same then, i'd still be in the hospital

[@amyjackson8725]

You are not actually supposed to be able to place palms on the floor without bending. That is a sign of hypermobility which can lead to severe back problems.

[@MegaTravioli]

@@amyjackson8725 awww the guy's just proud of his grampa's flexibility. Ronald, that's pretty amazing.

[@johnnymac6178]

There’s a big difference between working the fields with flexibility and being the President of the USA!

[@yvonnelee4385]

Joe is not your grandfather, clearly 😂

[@snoozy04]

Alex Jones and Charles Manson had one thing in common, they did a lot of damage with their freedom of speech.

[@mnomadvfx]

Oh f**no - we should thank our lucky stars that Jones is not Manson. Jones is just a ghoul that would monetise his own children to make a buck - aka a hardcore capitalist. The more extreme things he said, the more crazy he brought to his audience - but in his head it was really mostly about making money from all the drama. Manson was much more malevolent - his intention was always inciting violence.

[@tomcostello8220]

How dare you sully the legacy of Chuck Manson by associating his name with lowlife slug Alex Jones !!

[@jeremyjames1659]

So? If you take away Jones or Manson's freedom of speech, you're taking away your own eventually. Nazi Germany is a good example.

[@52BLUE]

What freedom? A billion dollars for running your mouth doesn’t sound like free speech to me.

[@snoozy04]

@@52BLUE Yesterday, the day before yesterday, one month ago, 10 years ago, he abused his freedom, for free....now he must pay for all those damages.

[@songsun354]

Crazy how lifelike the zuck looks in meta form compared to everyone else’s avatar. It’s the realest I’ve ever seen that guy.

[@nicholasstocker6866]

Remember guys, it’s either America or Trump.

[@thjbird]

Democracy or Dictatorship

[@thomaswschaller]

yep - it's really that simple

[@Whooshta]

100%

[@renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300]

Exactly

[@HOTD108_]

It's not even just America. Democracy on an international scale could be effected.