*BULLET TRAIN* is legitimately AMAZING

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

LOVED this movie! Don't know why it got rated so low. Critics.... Also, about Gen V. I think I'm going to just leave that on Patreon. Love you guys!

[@jmanpolo5611]

I don't understand the critic score, but I definitely left the theatres for this one with a new favorite movie.

[@christopherlyons4923]

The critic score is baffling. Such a fun crazy movie

[@fistan5447]

this was a cult classic movie. It had all the elements, highly memorable characters. The twins were amazing, the villains and the unwilling hero, the set, the action everything was highly entertaining and superb cast. Sometimes you just ignore the critics and enjoy the movie. Quite alot of great movies get mediocre reviews from critics, frankly, i only look at audience score for anything.

[@ezonantlahla7829]

😔 too broke for patreon, was really looking forward to Gen V

[@Scivarwarlock]

I stopped paying attention to scores, especially Rotten Tomatoes, when they ripped apart the 2008 Speed Racer movie

[@Splackavellie85]

Fun fact: the only stipulation Ryan Reynolds had for his cameo in this film was the same length as Brad Pitt’s cameo in Deadpool 2. Both films were directed by David Leitch. Also: the book Channing Tatum is reading isn’t a real book, but a fictional book written by Sandra Bullock’s character in Lost City, which has a fantastic Brad Pitt cameo.

[@lianamadison]

Brad Pitt's Lost City cameo was literally a trade for Sandra's cameo in this one.

[@Phuongyyy]

these facts ARE fun!

[@rmhartman]

You forgot to add that Channing Tatum was IN Lost City with Sandra

[@iCyberDev]

@@rmhartman jesus, what is this, Inception on steroids?

[@thales8153]

and that movie with Sandra Bullock is also great

[@fallen_angel8056]

Never realized till now that when Lemon was talking to the Russians son he says “and you are a Percy” referring to the Thomas the Train character. But the writers totally did that on purpose bc the actor that plays the son is Logan Lerman, the actor that played Percy in the Percy Jackson movies 💀

[@cariyoder2294]

Yesss, someone else noticed!!!

[@NyxTheZenith]

Wow. I did NOT recognize him at all lol.

[@irenelorenzoh]

I honestly don't think they did it on purpose. I read the book and they do the same to his character

[@Jam3son3]

You didn’t realize it, you looked it up because that’s literally the ONLY way to know that.

[@FerventSpy66834]

*Thomas the tank engine

[@cabbage_cat]

This movie is weirdly stylish and is right up my alley. I watched this at the end of 2023 and wondered why did I not watch it sooner. I love the cheesiness, the mystery, the assassin's quarrels, lots but subtle details, the song remixes, everything. Aaron Taylor Johnson was a mood. I'd like to watch a spin off of just lemon & tangerine.

[@nobodyyouknow6998]

For real those two together was really great to me.

[@cottony4dr]

I saw this movie with my friends in theaters, didn't see anything about this movie. I walked out thinking it was the best theater experience I ever had

[@904_noah]

Fun Fact: The Boomslang bite does actually make you bleed out of every possible orifice. Diabolical shit, bro.

[@anthonyperler5748]

Na ong like I deadass thought jt was a made up snake the fact something like that actually exists scares tf outa me

[@MoniqueB.-kt5xu]

Yes, it’s hemotoxic! It prevents blood from clotting. So, you won’t just be bleeding from every orifice, but internally as well! It doesn’t happen nearly as fast as in this movie, though. It would likely take a couple days, give or take. Not sure if that’s better or worse, though. 🤔 I do love these snakes. I’ve got one tattooed on my shoulder.

[@antoinecarlier9248]

It’s not as fast as depicted in the movie tho

[@iamonfire86]

That... Is not a "Fun Fact" 😅

[@Kesapaiva]

Damm, well fun as heck

[@hoorainbaig2024]

It is kimiko. You didn’t recognise so many actors in this movie. I was constantly shouting every time a familiar actor appeared when i was watching this movie.

[@Christian_Adonis1]

I was just going to write the same thing,😂Though it is Alex, so………..😅

[@ivanjbl]

Tangerine is such a…kickass.. character lol

[@hoorainbaig2024]

@@ivanjbl fr

[@utcomgrad92]

Dude you are correct. This movie is Highly underrated. It’s so much fun. The script is tight. I love it when a script can spin multiple threads in seemingly different directions then weave them all back together in exciting and unexpected ways. This script does so magnificently. Plus it gets better on the rewatch because you pick up more details that you missed the first time.

[@utcomgrad92]

Oh. The director David Leitch is a stunt coordinator and did the stunt work for not only Deadpool but John Wick. Another great movie he directed that you should check out is “Atomic Blonde” starring Charlize Theron.

[@thecrazyrandomcat]

Fr the movies very underrated. But still amazing.

[@TheGoldenSwitch]

Fuck the Critics!

[@georgewillis592]

I absolutely need a Tangerine and Lemon spin off movie. I NEED IT.

[@dubbleplusgood]

It still blows my mind Tangerine is Kick Ass.

[@ayaa.1351]

There is a pairing dynamic that's quite similar in the first film Grasshopper, between a handler and an assassin. It's so good.

[@ME_GO_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1666]

Movie or show.

[@matthewpalmer3477]

Completely agree, this could be an entire connected universe of hitmen, like a funnier John Wick

[@jasonstorey1905]

“Imma bullet your train… wait what” -something Alex would say

[@AdrianChazz]

16:07 _"Get these mothafuckin snakes off this mothafuckin _*_*TRAIN*_*_ "_ C'mon dude, it was right there lol

[@cheslerpark7223]

It's a train! It's a plane! It's CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!

[@PhantomLantern2814]

Just an extra layer of fate, the truck at 2:33 that almost hits Ladybug is the same one Lemon steals and hits Prince with.

[@PhantomLantern2814]

@@vashsunglasses not really? It’s not like the train is a straight shot to Kyoto. There’s a lot of stops too.

[@njboncales4459]

​@@PhantomLantern2814i think the stops were a few minutes

[@YukoValis]

Looking at a map the stops, the bullet train does take the coast and not the straightest of lines, but a truck would be very hard pressed to make it from Tokyo to Kyoto. It would have to probably take E20, but another problem is there is a giant series of mountains in the way. There are no roads through them so the truck wouldn't be able to go straight there either without a large detour. It was certainly the same truck company and product, but not the exact same truck. Knowledge ruins all fun sadly.

[@PhantomLantern2814]

@@YukoValis it takes roughly 6 hours to get from Tokyo to Kyoto. Visually speaking, we start the movie at sunset, then next it’s nighttime, then at the climax it’s sunrise. That’d have to be roughly 7 or 8 hours on the train.

[@YukoValis]

@@PhantomLantern2814 Except it takes the bullet train less than 3 hours to make the trip. They probably started the train trip at night before the dawn.

[@michaelhawkins7389]

Yes it is Fukuhara Karen at 20:55 who played the charter "Kimiko" in The Boys tv show

[@ryanduffy2152]

Hiroyuki Sanada is such a hidden gem of an actor. Everything he is a part of is always nothing less than phenomenal

[@Celeborn93]

Wouldn't call him a hidden gem haha, he is literally the face of Japan within Hollywood, and has been for almost 2 decades.

[@JenkemWatchman]

Case and point: the new Shogun show. If you haven't watched it, I cannot recommend it enough, especially to fellow Hiroyuki Sanada fans

[@easternlights3155]

To be fair, he was in some really suck-ass projects (47 Ronin comes to mind), but even those are worth the watch for his performance. He's one of those actors who always bring their A game, so no matter the quality of the movie itself, if he's in it, it's pretty much guaranteed that at least one aspect is gonna be good.

[@ryanduffy2152]

@@JenkemWatchman yeah currently also watching that. 1st discovered him in Rush Hour 3. And was Blown away with his performance in Wolverine. Been a fan ever since 😀

[@Marion-mh2dz]

I'm dying... every time Alex praises the movie it's followed by a gory scene. The switch between his happy face and then its profound disgust makes me laugh so much (36:00). Thank you so much for the react, it was perfect ! 😂

[@shen4655]

The son white deaths son is an actor who played In Percy Jackson and the Olympians which is why there is an Easter egg with him being percy

[@hoorainbaig2024]

When i watched the movie and when that scene came i was shouting like THATS PERCY JACKSON

[@calebtoles3819]

This whole movie is a masterpiece, nothing is done unintentionally. Even the tangerine truck at the end is the same truck that nearly hits Ladybug at the beginning

[@shawnadams1460]

This was another movie that the critics just DID NOT GET, critics didn't get it but audiences definitely did. I saw this in theaters 3 times, and each time was with different people who wanted to see it due to word of mouth. Its and absolute wild ride and I now own it.

[@Johnreadsbooks]

"doesn't seem like I would make this film" as he scrums every time some blood is on screen lmao

[@lax_walker3353]

Alex saying that Tangerine is super athletic just makes me think of when Aaron Taylor-Johnson played Pietro Maximoff in Age of Ultron😂😂

[@cocogoatee]

Bullet Train is perfect movie to sum up Alex's genre.

[@ChibiHoshiDragon]

This and Everything Everywhere All at Once

[@Swanky2024]

describing this movie like a Deadpool Tarantino hybrid is so accurate

[@Serrassi]

Getting Ryan'd off the roof is a mood

[@botondnyitrai3128]

The movie doesn't feel like a Tarantino movie(tho the brutaity is there), rather a Guy Richie one. Highly stylish, unique cutting, and nice montages.

[@StrawSundew]

Nobody said it was​@@michaelhawkins7389

[@botondnyitrai3128]

@@michaelhawkins7389 Duh, but the way he directed it feels like a Guy Richie movie

[@botondnyitrai3128]

@@michaelhawkins7389 what are you, 12?

[@kalen1702]

I couldn't think of what it felt like, but you nailed it. There are definitely elements of Tarantino in here like he said, but yeah Guy Richie for sure.

[@TheGoIsWin21]

If you're familiar with Tarantino, but not Guy Richie, I could totally see the Tarantino comparison, but Guy Richie definitely fits better.

[@Aronic001]

0:19 I love how everyone else's Netflix is normal and his is Slicky Lavender with a capybara

[@minhuang8848]

and then watches half the movie in the thumbnail preview

[@dustinwainwright6429]

The rotten tomatoes score is the absolute perfect example why I don’t judge a movie by it before I see it. This is easily in my top 10, maybe even top 5 of modern movies

[@michaelboulton6141]

This movie is proof that Rotten tomatoes isn't worth checking anymore (if it ever was).

[@ravenfeader]

@@michaelboulton6141 Been like that for years , if RT gives it low critics then it's generally a great movie and if the critics rave it's crappy.

[@TheGoldenSwitch]

​@@michaelboulton6141 Fax

[@jaivinti7493]

25:54 what’s funny is she’s also domino and domino is supposed to be the lucky one 😅

[@YukoValis]

I find it funny she got saved by a large fuzzy creature thing in dead pool 2, and here her large fuzzy outfit saved the main character. Both after a vehicle crash.

[@Trilingualeks]

David Leitch directed this movie, as well as Deadpool 2... he was the one who offered the cameo in DP2 to Brad Pitt (who agreed to do it for a cup of coffee ☕)

[@brianl8481]

And Ryan has a cameo in this.

[@hubby924]

Been looking forward to this one, We NEED a Snatch reaction

[@imMXND]

agreed!

[@cuddlemonzter]

Do ya like dags??

[@Jesse-lq1dv]

Soo youwannabuyacaravan?

[@liamgade8399]

Lowkey one of my favorite movies, the premise, the cast, the way it was made is just perfect

[@jmanpolo5611]

Critics don't know what they are talking about with this movie.. I'd say it is my favorite movie

[@sindri1447]

I hate how underrated this movie is. Almost nobody I know saw it but I saw it in the cinema on a whim and then bought the bluray as soon as it came out. One of my absolute favorite movies.

[@attakrus]

Everyone misses it but when Tangerine and Lemon are counting their kills from getting White Death’s son, underneath the 17, you can see the civilian burning from the explosion. Oh, and that’s David, the director of the movie who played him.

[@johnbowersox738]

One thing about the pacing of this movie is that there are no real lulls. They merely move from action to intrigue just long enough for you to catch your breath. I've never encountered a movie that has done this better. Then they have the epitome of cameos just to flex.

[@KGisthenameman]

I teared up when he found Lemon dead. Aaron Taylor-Johnson impressed me in this role. 👏

[@Grizzly_6623]

FASTEST CLICK EVER 😂😂 this is the combo (besides Alex/True Detective) I’ve been needing since I saw this in theaters 😂😂

[@ChibiHoshiDragon]

My must see is Everything Everywhere All at Once

[@KentR1M]

Do not call me bro is one of the funniest lines in a movie ever 😂😂😂

[@Divamarja_CA]

I get Tarantino and Richie vibes. Stylish, violent, complex plot, good acting, killer score, and occasionally indecipherable accents!

[@matthieuzglurg6015]

I watched it at the end of summer 2022 when it was about to be removed from theatres, and MAN I was happy to go see it that day ! Took The Batman's spot for my favourite movie of 2022

[@Frank-e7m]

19:32 I leave the money alone. That much money has an owner. That owner is dangerous.

[@mfsmarineop693]

0:05 You bet your sweet bippy that this is the BEST movie reaction channel on KZbin!

[@BubbleGoose0613]

“When you’re unsettled but it's a vibe” is my new favorite quote

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

lolol

[@robbietheeternal]

Glads you liked it! After watching it for the first time it became on of my favorite movies too... Fun fact: ''The Wolf'' is played by Bad Bunny, the most streamed artist in the world and Tangarine is played by Aaron Taylot Johnson who played Kick-Ass )if you haven't seen that movie, please do!) and will probably be the next James Bond!

[@anvarovfour]

0:10 yes it is! it's the greatest movie reaction channel in KZbin, I love your reaction videos , you're the realest, funniest and coolest movie reactor in youtube, please keep posting more videos)

[@charlotte139]

1:31 “he got ryan’ed off the roof?!?” Ha love that

[@animefreak1015]

Fun note: boomslang venom is actually hemotoxic and can cause hemmhorraging (typically internal but yes you can bleed from your orrifices), but it's pretty slow acting so the whole 30 second thing is very very fictional. But yeah, bleeding.

[@jabbathehutt83]

the guy that gets the Percy the Tank Engine sticker, Logan Lerman, literally plays Percy Jackson in the movies so him getting a Percy sticker on his forehead is sort of like a meta joke.

[@lordmortarius538]

I honestly had NO idea that Aaron-Taylor Johnson was full-on British until I watched this film, and he makes that mustache look look good.

[@druarmstrong8334]

i love how Lemon called the son a Percy when the actor who plays White Death’s son was Percy Jackson in the Percy Jackson movie

[@zeeks23]

So all the backstory around Ryan Reynolds appearing here: the director of this movie, David Leitch, was Brad Pitt’s stunt double in the late 90s/early 00s. He directed Deadpool 2, and Pitt cameod as the Vanisher - which was seen on screen for less than a second and for which he was paid a cup of coffee. Reynolds returned the favor for this movie.

[@ryanduffy2152]

You're safe....for now. That was Kimiko from the Boys 😅 Also not only was Brad Pitt a cameo, but so was Zazie Beetz. The chick that got injected with the needle, she played the super lucky person in DeadPool 2

[@jmanpolo5611]

I can rewatch this movie over and over.. one of my favorites

[@janhracho8688]

21:07 - Yes it is Kimiko from The Boys !!

[@saltymisfit6566]

This movie is essentially kill Bill on acid and yes we are all here for it

[@KingBaldwin2121]

Alex is probably one of the best movie reaction channels on KZbin

[@8tonystark8]

would be the best if the fokker started reacting to PITCH MEETINGS

[@Icefusion82]

No matter how many times I see it, Ryan "face down in the dirt" gets me to chuckle

[@fmlrozzye3403]

dude! i love you, but WHERE IS GEN V VIDEOS?! its been a month!(

[@T.L.0304]

I forgot about that! I’m just waiting for more invincible

[@Jarjar2270]

He reacted to all of them on patreon. It might be that the schedule is busy or that one of the actors died. I font know tho

[@ezonantlahla7829]

I knowww!!!!been waiting for them too

[@zachpeters7899]

It probably takes a while to edit the reactions down to a level where it can be put on youtube

[@tescovaluebleach]

Nahhhhh where's daredevil s2 and 3

[@rogersjgregory]

This movie was so much fun. The banter, the fights, the cinematography, the colour palette, the lighting, the editing, and the music was so damn good. Lemon and Tangerine counting the kills in that sequence was “chef’s kiss”.

[@M1T0K1D]

21:24 It is kimiko dont worry 😂

[@striderdavid]

I went and saw this in the theater just as things were starting to pick up from the pandemic. I knew basically nothing except action movie and a good cast, but I really wanted to go to the theater, so I went in with almost no expectations and had an awesome time! Hilarious bits between stellar actors at the top of their game, gory action, amazing shots, music, color, and theming, this movie is just so fun to me! I told friends to go see it while it's still in the theater because it's worth it to see on the massive screen! Really wish more people had gone to see it.

[@MRLuckyE85]

I really enjoy watching reactors watch this movie. It was a great show to work on, and makes me happy to see folks having fun watching this. It turned out to be a way better movie than I thought as well, a "full send" kind of film, and I freakin' dig it.

[@Doctor_Omega]

It's CRIMINAL that this film doesn't have more love.

[@doctorbroom7892]

You know, I really wonder what Alex's reaction would be if he reacted to Shin Godzilla.

[@justsomerandomguy992]

@@vashsunglassesit’s on crunchyroll

[@matthewpalmer3477]

This is one of the few completely original movies in the last few years that should be considered a classic....it's extremely underrated. It gives me hope that the movie industry isn't completely dead yet.

[@lavender5583]

How are the ratings so low??!?! I'm picky with movies and I LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE this one! It's so detail-oriented; you find SO many new things upon rewatching, and it manages to make you laugh and cry in the span of seconds. I mean COME ON

[@MrJustUnlucky]

Alex started asking „if you found that briefcase“ Didn’t even need to hear the rest, I instantly said „I‘m keeping it“

[@notaduck--73]

0:10 it is!

[@notjustamwac]

I knew you were going to love this one. I've watched it more than once, and I love it so much.

[@1nnova659]

I remember watching this in theaters vividly. Me and my family went to the movies to see a completely different movie, I think Thor Love and Thunder, but my sister completely read the movie times wrong on the website and when we got to the theaters all of the showings for Thor were done. We still wanted to see a movie so we picked a random one that they still had showings for and it was Bullet Train, none of us had heard of it and we didn’t really have any high hopes or anything, but man this movie is actually one of the best movies I’ve seen in recent years and it’s so funny how I saw it because we missed the showings for Thor. (Honestly very lucky cause Thor was hot garbage 😭😭😭)

[@DRAUGRactual]

stunt coordinator for the matrix/director of john wick did this movie i believe

[@tomscott8078]

You did indeed, have to do the Snakes on a Plane bit. I cheered too!

[@Sandeep-ry2qq]

If you want more TOOTHLESS then please please watch the how to train your dragon tv series rise of berk. Defenders of berk. Race to the edge . This is the correct order too . For TOOTHLESS . If you love toothless you will love the series too . Watch them like you are watching clone wars

[@rivercrestfallen8725]

I loved this movie. I remember when I first watched and feeling much like you did Alex. Tangerine's death really hit me hard, and that actor is also one of my very favorites.

[@StormKing757]

The Wolf , the one trying to kill ladybug is Bad Bunny

[@foxstewart824]

yeah he makes more sense when you realize he's a cameo

[@Stylz.]

I would ABSOLUTELY say that yours *is* one of the best reaction channels on yt, you have such a great sense of humour and (it seems like you have) such a passion for movies and it really shines through the screen. Also, fun fact, this movie is the same length (time wise) as a bullet train

[@LeonardoKlotz]

David Leitch should direct TRANSFORMERS

[@moma5349]

This is one of my all time favorite movies now. I've watched it so many times. I love this movie. Like a puzzle where all pieces grip into one another like a master plan, or rather master story plan. I love movies like this, same with Ocean 11-13

[@ofthenearfuture]

Super sad realization when you see that Tangerine gave Lemon his bulletproof vest and saved his life, not that it would have helped Lemon lol

[@Xxxero42]

Also!! The lady in the plush suit, "The Hornet" was Domino in Deadpool 2.

[@febrockzzT]

Fun fact: getting hit by a truck(truck-kun) means you are getting iseaki’d

[@kiraaguardian227]

I love that thought! 😆 Truck-kun strikes again! Wonder what novel she got isekai'd to....what book was she reading in the beginning? 🤔🤭

[@OvaltineJenkanz]

19:53 I remember when I installed my bidet. Turned it on and the stream hit the wall with so much pressure it started to leave a hole. Uninstalled it just as fast 😂

[@sebastianemond5313]

9:13 - 9:25 I agree with that. I mean, Guy Ritchie must've been inspired by Tarantino when he made Snatch.

[@Sketchy.Slime.]

I watched this movie for absolutely no reason at all tbh, I was just bored one day and saw it pop up so i let it ride while I was taking care of some cleaning/cooking. At some point, I'm not even sure when exactly, I found myself sitting down and locked tf in. Didn't even finish cleaning and almost burnt my food, I loved it.

[@takedown10158]

Lived in japan for 2 years. Go eat tajima Ramen, despite the movie, take the bullet train, drink a hi-chu, go to an arcade, find a sushi-go-round, try to visit a temple. Do anything you want, but thoes were my favorite things in japan.

[@Hysetzzz]

Out of all the roles Michael Shannon has played , he remembers him from 8 mile 💀

[@eddieenglish343]

I live in Japan. Please visit Hakone, you can see mount Fuji there + take the boat tour there. Also visit Nikko (red bridge, waterfall and temples)

[@nitrokid]

Calling out random things in movies is probably your superpower, bro. You can't use it to fight crime, but it's pretty legit XD

[@saltymisfit6566]

I finally got around to watching this a couple months back and I'm so glad you're viewing it because it is so far over the edge of insanity it is awesome

[@aniahmatthews936]

I cried sooooo hard when Tangerine was given the Thomas sticker that I had to pause the movie and take a lap

[@misshelenjune6977]

I saw this in the cinema and I loved it, I'm so glad to fibally find other people who did too! Crazy underrated and so much fun.

[@SteveODonnell]

This film took me by surprise as well. It was so much fun.

[@SynnJynn]

What?? How is it underrated? It was awesome!

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

right?!

[@Ethan5985.]

By far, lemon is my favourite i love when he said you're a diesel. It's just kinda funny how he can tell a personality by a Thomas episode

[@countryChloe-i7i]

Second time i am watching your reaction to the movie i find it so hilarious how i barely reacted to the gruesome killings and you are just like “OH MY GOD!” 😂😂

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

second time watcing?! you're awesome!

[@countryChloe-i7i]

@@alexhefnerstvmovievault honestly man you are one of my favourite KZbin reactors that i don’t get sick and tired of watching. You’re one of the best reactors!!

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

@@countryChloe-i7i honestly means a lot to me! Thank you so much for watching ❤️

[@Invitethegrinchdestroyxmas]

YES. I watched this movie on a whim with my cousins, it’s one of my favorites now!

[@didierllvr3793]

Oh hell yeah! One of those movies where you're like "Is this a genre? PLz tell me this is a genre..." but its that thing that's just its own thing. Another one that falls in the same "there is only one like this" is the movie Jojo Rabbit. You would love that one too, Alex, i garantee that!

[@IcyTorment]

This is the first reaction I've seen where someone recognized Kimiko.

[@supreme84x]

Bullet Train is one of the rare movies that I watched more than once. So good. Glad you got to enjoy it.

[@liluziintrovert]

Fun fact, the steward that looks like Kimiko looks familiar because she is played by the actress that played Kimiko

[@foodreacts837]

I actually love the reputation this film has , watched it with my family and it was so good

[@Epicconor1]

funfact the momonga is a reference to the movie its self the amount of characters in momonga is the same as the amount of people in bullettrain