Alexis Says More

The third video in the series of the stuff Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan says.
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[@32446]

“Nobody takes me to the cleaners and to bed in the same day”. 🤣🤣🤣

[@williethomas5116]

That was epic!!

[@eddpower5425]

"Why don't you take something for your nerves dear. And don't call me before 9am again" 😂😂😂.

[@SaxonC]

“How dare you barge into my house! I shall dismiss the butler who let you in!” Only Joan can pull off that line! lol ❤️

[@carmie9400]

Gold! 🤣

[@bernadettemurray8260]

Bet she & the crew were howling from that line!

[@roseannguzman2011]

I'm watching this episode as I type this lol

[@QueenAlexis556]

I loved that Alexis kept an 8×10 framed photo of herself on her desk😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peretzo]

Hilarious! thanks for compiling this! Joan was so Iconic on that show. Her beauty and outrageous looks were often the center of attention but people usually overlooked her abilities as an actress. No one could have pulled this off like Joan did!

[@gazepskotzs4]

❤😂❤😢❤😮❤😅❤😊❤

[@nachobuttmug8970]

“You wouldn’t even care if Blake killed Freckles the Clown.” “But he didn’t” “No, he didn’t, cuz you’re still alive.” *Look on her face says, “damn, I set myself up for that”*

[@jameswilson1360]

LMFAO !!! Poor Dear, Sable...…...

[@charlesblackman1236]

That was classic

[@ultraviolet6989]

😹😹😹

[@BonnChnd]

😂😂

[@ICONICPARIS]

The funniest READ of ALL TIME!!!!

[@morganolfursson2560]

And one of my favorite line to this day is, to quote Alexis " The best things in life are free, is a misguided phrase designed to placate those who aren't rich" .

[@TASconfidential]

And it’s nothing BUT the truth.

[@morganolfursson2560]

@@TASconfidential Indeed .

[@rv1735]

I couldn’t agree more 😎

[@pierpaoloparisi2049]

Like Michael Corleone in The Godfather II: "This contempt for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it".

[@freshstart4423]

The Catholics occult promotes poverty as a virtue while the Vatican hoards money. All denominations are imitating the Catholics to stay in power because they are not real Christians. 1JOHN 2:18-20

[@algblessed1975]

The best night time soap ever

[@andrewinla]

did someone post this somewhere? I am getting a ton of hits on and comments today and yesterday. Just curious?

[@jameswilson1360]

"George, these are Cornish Game Hen...…..I ordered Quail"...…..!!!! I ONLY PRAY...….that at sometime in my sad life..…...I can Utter these words...……..

[@pajass2002]

And I hope I can say someday "i should dismiss the butler that let you in"

[@Miumiu0404]

As Alexis said, "I don't prepare meals. I order them".

[@chateaupig826]

You forget , then you remember how many years Dynasty ran . It was HUGE . Aaron Spelling was a mastermind and spared No Expense when it came to Joan's wardrobe . She was SUCH a clotheshorse , so camp , so OTT . Love it ❤ This was so before reality TV

[@doloresselubin5915]

Why Tori Spelling is broke?

[@chateaupig826]

Y'know , family stuff

[@dannycarrington1601]

The "white roses" scene ended too soon, after saying "how extravagant" Alexis goes on to ask "am I paying you too much?"

[@shaunlowekey4525]

And please don’t call me before 9 am again, loving it, lol

[@ant697]

That’s my line !

[@robyortichella7412]

That Is twin peaks?

[@woodrowwildcat3286]

I say 10 am.

[@sassysasser9314]

"Please do not call my house again before 9pm"....love Alexis

[@michaeldonlan5343]

9AM!!! Blasphemy.....

[@salvatorefloridia1178]

Thank you with all my heart. I was a child but I admired that series and Mrs. Collins' skill. And I dreamed of the USA. A hug from Italy

[@bojack40]

George, these are Cornish game hen, I ordered Quail. Lol!

[@Laurengreenkat]

Time serves you or you serve time. What a great quote. Love Joan Collins. Saw her one woman stage show a few years back. She was fantastic. She told stories of her life and career and really interacted with the audience. A true performer. Plus a great inspiration for those of us who are no longer young to still make an effort to look good.😘

[@jonathancineus6424]

What a woman. Grandiose characters like this don’t exist anymore on television. They don’t make them this great. To Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowen. 💋

[@phoenixnyc]

Alexis *Morrell* Carrington Colby Dexter Rowen. :D

[@jacqueiepeter1]

Classic beauty Alexais

[@pjesf]

"The only thing crumbling now is your dignity" 😂

[@ICONICPARIS]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ArtyBeckie]

How dare you barge into my house, I shall dismiss the butler who let you in.

[@Reneebenson]

I think the best one was oooh horray host up the flags you finally told the truth 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LondonsLanding]

Beckie Jane Brown even tho she barged in Blake & krystle’s house unannounced all the time

[@carlchristoff9489]

Dynasty had the best writing of all time, ALL of which given to Alexis

[@vincenthannah7209]

The pink ensemble at 3:43 LEGENDARY!

[@lynneufeld3175]

I love her nails 💅

[@mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona]

That speech at the bottom of the stairs after she walked away from an irate Blake is legendary

[@tonymcneil978]

Love it. So glad to have grown up during the days when this was on TV....

[@ZadenZane]

It always seemed to be on in other people's houses when we dropped round, or I caught the last half of an episode. I grew up in a Dallas watching house. I never got to see Dynasty all the way through till they repeated the whole lot a few years ago. Wow!

[@charlottecorday5501]

Alexis: my favorite character ! And about wonderful Joan Collins: who said an actress can’t find a job after 40 ???? She was in her late forties when she started with the show

[@NicoleM2108]

@SFbayKID I agree. You do not get that wise, worn, and tough in your 20's. You have to be seasoned to gain that "attitude". If one is this way in their 20's they are not convincing. It is a shame TV does not reflect that properly.

[@morganolfursson2560]

Hotels have always bored me , except maybe the Du Cap in Antibes . This line always made me laugh as a kid and allowed my family to make a pretty penny , since we used to run the Cap-Eden-Roc . We had the pleasure of accommodating Mrs Joan Collins on several occasions and she was just like Alexis. And, by that, i mean a strong woman with a lot of personality and a great sense of style and humour . She was quite impressed by our hotel pool, the only one in the world in these days to have been carved out of solid rock using dynamite . That made her laugh a lot.

[@bojack40]

Morgan Olfursson what I always like about Joan, is that she always seemed honest, and has a sense of humour

[@morganolfursson2560]

@@bojack40 You are absolutely right , I believe this has to do with her being a very bright and smart person . Dishonesty and lack of humour usually come from stupid or quite uneducated people . Something Joan is most certainly not.

[@Reneebenson]

Morgan Olfursson oooh horray, host the flagals u finally told the truth😂😂😂😂😂

[@SmudgeThomas]

Gosh what a lovely childhood with such an Icon!

[@orionxtc1119]

@@morganolfursson2560 She is a typical Gemini

[@latinguy67]

she looks FLAWLESS in that magenta dress

[@newgmodo5609]

She would look flawless in a potato sack!

[@christopherbrunson1232]

It was her bow tor me #flawless 🥲👸🏻 #queen

[@Labbish1]

One and only, Alexis Carrington! I love her

[@renegaderunner332]

Alexis wore some killer clothes!

[@philfaulisi4864]

That she did and she was always dripping in the most incredible jewels!

[@errolpletcher9186]

If only her wigs were better. Like from season 4 on...yikes.

[@AndyC3.0]

Alexis is QUEEN of the reads. !!! 👸

[@keneshajamdownqueen2712]

Confidence is an understatement. The 1 & only Alexis!

[@dsurrey-6559]

She’s absolutely brilliant.

[@johnnyborealis]

this so beyond my level of camp abilities, i'm in awe

[@lewis7515]

"Mark!... The table is set for _two_ - dont you have an appointment at the muscle factory, or somewhere equally intellectual?"

[@renegaderunner332]

Alexis had the best comments ever!

[@johnvaldez407]

That Alexis is something else, she’s great

[@chrismitsos6817]

She is fabulous

[@jovanvelicanstveni2082]

Yes she is !!!❤👸

[@whatever_r_r]

"close it .... beeehind you " continue typing on her smartphone ..

[@anthonylagano2371]

White roses how virginal ..love it! It’s called style Sable …some of us have it some of us haven’t …burn ! They gave her the best lines and she really knew how to deliver them . 😎😎😎

[@ermiramecaj7625]

I hope she kept her close when the show was over!

[@MrCraigblaze]

Thanks for the Upload 👍 !! The Stuff Alexis would say !! XD "How dare you barge into my house ."I will dismiss the butler who let you in "..My sides 😂🤣 !! XD

[@priapus_]

KEEP THEM COMING !!!

[@ariellastrawberry]

Alexis and Dominique are my fashion icons

[@henrylockett2020]

George, these are cornish game hen. I ordered quail. LoL. Oh Alexis!❤️❤️😁😁

[@bernadettemurray8260]

Brilliant very entertaining!

[@timriggins70]

Too bad we never got to see Alexis and J.R. Ewing have a war of words.

[@chipmunktubetop]

THAT IS A LOT OF WIGS!!!

[@phoenixnyc]

Joan Collins....the only woman who broke both William Shatner's AND Peter Graves' (onscreen) hearts!

[@cliftoncoles6451]

There is a line she says to Dex when he says he wants to take her away and drape her in turquoise, and Alexis replies that turquoise is a semi-precious stone and again Dex has undervalued or underestimated her. Does anyone remember what episode that was? I remember it distinctly.

[@bkynbiker]

But what about: "Nowgetoutofmysight, youmiserablehasbeen..." ??

[@andrewinla]

It's in the original Shit Alexis Says

[@hugoboss5895]

She got camper as the seasons past.

[@Vixinaful]

I just ADORE her!

[@larrycalloway1724]

Timeless beautiful creations

[@alanwisdom7777]

I love when she says " what sort of plan à trois" so glamour 😁

[@Migueiii65]

THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE SUCCESS OF DYNASTY,,,,,DAME JOAN COLLINS

[@notsoinvisiblelibra]

Alexis Carrington, the lady version of Victor Newman😣😥😂😂😂 I liked her AND couldn't stand her at the same time.

[@lady56725]

I drink to that again and again.... lol

[@Ciclopea2]

Joan had the kind of career Marilyn Monroe would've had if she lived longer and was given the chance to play a villain on TV, they both define iconic

[@sashineb.2114]

Love it! Thank you.

[@cd3694]

The show begs a prequel so badly. I would love to see the young Alexis, Blake, Sable, etc.. and their original story.

[@foxleyshop2174]

💎Alexis making hair of the dog!💎 02:01

[@alexisdiva9]

with the "Rocky" touch of a raw egg no less!

[@vincenthannah7209]

,,,,,,And the grey outfit at 4:45 FIERCE!!

[@augustofernandes9669]

Would you do one for Sable? We really need it!!

[@MsMarie0072]

That pink hat outfit is lovely

[@skaterboy-cz9wj]

The one scene she is wearing some kind of fancy fur she looks like Liza Minnelli.

[@urbanoquiroz4061]

She’s fabulous

[@marythompson3658]

ALEXIS...ALEXIS.....ALEXIS...LOL

[@oklahomorose]

Where's Alexis's punch line after Fallon's line about "the lady I've tried so hard to forget these past 16 years?". One of Alexis's best zingers!

[@andrewinla]

it's in the original Shit Alexis says

[@dureaudeveraux2061]

I’m glad to see that your father had your teeth fixed, if not your tongue.

[@MontrealNorth]

@@andrewinla alexis was and is awsome this was the best time in tv the best clothes the best outfits the best hairstyles accept crystals she had those 80s wings and I hope she flies back into the 1980s with those wings those Wing bangs I will always love Alexis if we had a female president it should have been somebody like Alexis Colby not Hillary Clinton Alexis was the s***👊👊👏👏👏❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ she" be a better president than this buffoon we have now that's for sure Alexis Colby. Diva to the Bone.

[@andrewinla]

Watch Shit Alexis Says....this is a third in a series

[@alexisdiva9]

@@MontrealNorth I like & vote for Hillary but agree we' be better off with an Alexis in the White House.

[@keneshajamdownqueen2712]

"The only thing that's crumbling now, is your dignity". #WhatALine

[@Soapking1965]

I yearn for the likes of Alexis and J.R.

[@AdrianMendoza23]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[@judistench2167]

Vile character

[@brianorser1158]

The only true glamour queens were Joan Collins and Marlene Dietrich.

[@alanwisdom7777]

So Alexis sleeps with full make up on... We never know what could happen 😆 she's ready for every situation 🤣

[@girliboi]

in the 80s that was considered the freshly scrubbed natural look

[@AfridiZindabad]

She's too much fun. With less makeup she looks like a queen but with the heavier makeup she looks like Cruella Deville.

[@MrStpendouslvforjo]

I LOVED that!! 😃

[@robyortichella7412]

What a Amazing actress!

[@Reneebenson]

Her lines are classic

[@CalTxDude]

I love that you've compiled all of her scathing comments! If I may... The continual music in the background seems a bit superfluous...it's distracting. Plus I never thought much of it theme music anyway. But that's just me

[@SaxonC]

My favorite episode is the cliffhanger in season six when Alexis takes over the mansion

[@phoenixnyc]

Nah. Season 3 cliffhanger, with the fire in Steven's cabin--largely because it has a line that hasn't made it into *any* of these: "This is all your fault! Every time you come into my life something terrible happens to me!"

[@misled1982]

OMG I love her! By the way...Patagonia is in Argentina Alexis!!! LOL

[@thandojacky]

and thats why the strawberries were FLOWN in

[@AnitaNewport]

How has no one done her on Snatch Game yet?

[@wotdoesthisbuttondo]

Whatta gal. educated 80s sassiness is the best.

[@Reneebenson]

white roses how virginalen two dozen how exenspive lol i love it...............

[@TheSportscar86]

*Extravagant

[@wiibaron]

If you are on 420, at 420 you would think Pat Benetar was Alexis.

[@reuterromain1054]

Alexis was the whole show. Without her the show would not have last for almost a decade.

[@TheAutisticCapricorn811]

How odd. Why does she remind me of Elizabeth Taylor?

[@bkynbiker]

When she started out with a studio contract she was known as the poor man's E.T. actually

[@ultraviolet6989]

Especially at 5:10

[@SaxonC]

I think Joan Collins was better looking than Elizabeth Taylor, especially by the time she starred in Dynasty. She looks amazing even now at 87 years old.

[@32446]

They both went for Cleopatra.

[@JudgeMarmianWiZard]

I thought she always copied jayne mansfield when in bubble bath, or on phone having a massage

[@notme5249]

I still remeber: Give them cavior. Persil is for giraffe.

[@PhoenixFlamez07]

Beautiful

[@anastasialem6866]

I love her character. Alexis is great!

[@MontrealNorth]

Love Alexis forever Infinity❤🌹👏👊👍🥳

[@MontrealNorth]

This soap opera for the lowdown evilness Diva dirt and Jr Ewing for the lowdown oil company I don't know which Dallas or Dynasty it's hard to choose but if I grew up in a family like either one of them South Fork or at Colby Co I think I would have ran to Patagonia and stayed there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@girliboi]

alexis > jr

[@maineindividual5202]

Did anyone count the number of different wigs she was wearing? A solid ten by my counting and i may have missed a few

[@maineindividual5202]

Thanks Andrew!

[@MontrealNorth]

This woman was 100% caviar 100% Diva 100 100 she will get rid of your ass and she was clean as anything could be it had to be hard to be that Diva everyday I bet she didnt even think about a pair of sweatpants🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏 is sable had that hair but Alexis would let her ass have it every time damn she hated her dirty drawers.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@brejnhardt]

"Thats the day when they gives furcoats in Hell"

[@whateverusay25]

Love her! She’s my spirit animal

[@MaLanick87]

"You wouldn't even care if Blake had killed Freckles the Clown"- "But he didn't" smiley face - "No he didn't, because you are still alive" 😂😂😂

[@porro913]

Bravo

[@xfiler-gl7nc]

How dare you barge into my house I’m going to fire the butler who let you in😂.

[@midnightalley4586]

She is too cool....

[@rolandbaldwin]

The second one is blocked in Europe on copyright grounds. Is there a way to see it other than youtube.

[@andrewinla]

link in description

[@rolandbaldwin]

Andrew Scott thank you