Mistakes at Boat Ramp that Should be Avoided at all Cost ! (Chit Show)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

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@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas 11 ай бұрын
Chiefs Winn. Travis proposes. Taylor endorses Biden. It’s decided. Don’t waste your time
@burkepete110
@burkepete110 11 ай бұрын
you forgot the rest of the conspiracy ... Swift buys team from Hunt Coach Andy retires She hires Belichick
@JVRottweil
@JVRottweil 11 ай бұрын
Probably right
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 11 ай бұрын
T Swift should stick to singing and over applying makeup and forget about lost Joe ( can't walk without falling or talk without putting his foot in his mouth) Biden!!
@BlackDogII
@BlackDogII 10 ай бұрын
Luv watching you from the great beautiful state of Wyoming! Enjoy the DOUBLE B's! Boating Bloopers ! I can handle my 18' Lund walleye and rainbow trout among others. We have steep ramps because it's a big Reservoir and water Fluctuations. And strong Azz wind up to 30mph.. Anything higher no fishing.
@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas 10 ай бұрын
@@BlackDogII thanks black dog. We get high winds here too but anything over 10 I stay home.
@amrak5028
@amrak5028 11 ай бұрын
I just poured the coffee and turned on my laptop. Alfred has my back. Good morning
@tertiaryrain
@tertiaryrain 11 ай бұрын
Bro that guy 100% needed a hug..😂😂 He could have fixed it the first time in 30 seconds when he was trying to push the boat. Just keep rocking it until it sits on the bunks level or close to it. Or he has a trailer that his boat just doesn't fit.
@paulboyer6455
@paulboyer6455 11 ай бұрын
Just found this video and I guess this guy is an actual hero. Cant wrap my head around this captain. Gotta be his first time near water. I understand there is current and falling tide and some guy with a camera but really how can you spend more than 10 minutes at the ramp. He is obviously too deep to hold his boat straight on the trailer. This hurts for God sake go help him. If I had seen this live I would have started driving from Illinois to help end this nightmare.
@RambisRants
@RambisRants 11 ай бұрын
This is my Super Bowl right here boy!!! 😂👏🔥💯
@marklandry3709
@marklandry3709 11 ай бұрын
Guy in the black jeep needs to sell the jeep, boat and his man card!! An hour to put your boat on the trailer, my god!!🤷🏻‍♂️
@teresacastro8899
@teresacastro8899 11 ай бұрын
Love the video, MR ALFRED. Hope y'all feel better.
@johnss449
@johnss449 11 ай бұрын
Wish we had a Captain Able around her to buy from. That poor guy trying to load his boat 😂. Im tired after watching 👀 all that 😂😂!!😮😮😮
@sandrasilva7900
@sandrasilva7900 11 ай бұрын
That little Bayliner in the beginning sure was pumping out a ton of water from the bilge pump. Wonder if the plug was in or not?
@SARDOGFL
@SARDOGFL 11 ай бұрын
Noticed. Hope he gets to the sandbar before they go down.
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 11 ай бұрын
I think that's what Cap was looking at as they drifted out of frame. "Hey...that pump sure is moving a lotta water..."
@stefanhakansson7316
@stefanhakansson7316 11 ай бұрын
Alfred ...Alfred now you save the afternoon for me, it's so cold outside, it will be fun to come with you, thanks 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
@ronaldwilkinson4330
@ronaldwilkinson4330 11 ай бұрын
Somebody sell this guy guide Poles for his trailer!!!
@ChillingwithDavidB
@ChillingwithDavidB 11 ай бұрын
Well, you're sounding better. I hope you and the Mrs are both 100%.
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 11 ай бұрын
Not yet but better
@antonioprado8068
@antonioprado8068 11 ай бұрын
​@AlfredMontaner should of told him to get a rwd 4runner like mine and he would off trusted it more than a overpricedjeep vs my white 2006 v8 4runner. Tremendo patience you have. Guy to over 1hr. I dealt with fwc and still got in and out in 15min Century 2600 4 the win baby!!! Thanks 4 posting the video
@antonioprado8068
@antonioprado8068 11 ай бұрын
​@@AlfredMontanerthe worst part is this is the type of moron that creates the pretty single baby momma and doesn't pay child support on the excuse that he has no money
@clearwaterboating
@clearwaterboating 11 ай бұрын
Coffee and Chitshow in the morning!! Can’t beat it!
@kirk467
@kirk467 7 ай бұрын
The old man with his arms crossed is the dock captain, I guess because he doesn’t do anything else but stand there looking! 🤣😂🤣
@ronaldjoyce7374
@ronaldjoyce7374 11 ай бұрын
Really, even longer than that dude trying to back his boat into the water and ended up leaving without launching it? That was some great Chit, Alfred Thanks for the fun. Ron
@perfectfitboating
@perfectfitboating 11 ай бұрын
What a cool experience! So many boats! And your outfits looked so cool! 🤙
@HighLowPlumbing
@HighLowPlumbing 11 ай бұрын
I'm in Tampa and have a good size boat and want to come down south to see the waters but putting in at that ramp would be my only issue...lol I wouldn't want to be exposed on your Chit Show...lol because I know I'm a green horn on the ramps...lol
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 11 ай бұрын
Oh be brave! Everyone starts somewhere 😂
@wrangler065
@wrangler065 9 ай бұрын
the trick with this boat ramp is same as Anaclote park boat ramps, you have to watch tides..dead tide best time to launch or load boat because no current and tides going out and in the current is strong..this miami boat ramp is steep and makes it challenging because of steep angle and reason most boats are having problems with boat sitting right coming out is becaue they back in too far and current pushes boat because its floating over trailer. just don't back in as deep and let boat motor push it up on trailer and winch it at same time it'll sit flat..tide, current, depth of trailer is all you have to keep in mind and once you get that down the rest is a piece of keylime pie😁
@patrickdiehl6813
@patrickdiehl6813 11 ай бұрын
What a hot mess that guy was trying to get his boat level on that trailer 🤣🏆🤣
@bethanyf5498
@bethanyf5498 11 ай бұрын
I'm so invested in this, glad you kept filming.
@timothygregg2223
@timothygregg2223 11 ай бұрын
I back all the way from the parking space sometimes down the ramp. It's like 400 ft so this guy had me in aww at how long he takes recovering his boat lol😂
@koshstephtcb
@koshstephtcb 10 ай бұрын
Just found your channel and Watching from Waldoboro Maine. Your channel has def educated the masses. Thanks for doing what you do. 👍
@robertfalcon6083
@robertfalcon6083 9 ай бұрын
lol I sub’d when your friend called on speaker and said to like and sub 😂
@chazz132
@chazz132 8 ай бұрын
We should have established an over/under on Jeep Guy… 😂
@russellthompson3486
@russellthompson3486 6 ай бұрын
That jeep guy needs boating classes. FAST‼️
@cdc9776
@cdc9776 9 ай бұрын
Alfred kudos for having the stamina and battery power to go the distance on todays video. Lithium is awesome!
@robertmcfadden7646
@robertmcfadden7646 11 ай бұрын
Man this one was the most funniest video ever 💯😂😂😂 you had laughing to much
@brianshillito4909
@brianshillito4909 7 ай бұрын
When I trailered I would launch and retrieve in less than 5 minutes on an uncrowded ramp. One key is keeping the trailer at 90' to the ramp/waterline...
@BrendanBFree
@BrendanBFree 11 ай бұрын
I reverse down the boat ramp, i unhook the boat, I put the bow line over the trailers hitch, get back in car put it in neutral, roll back and then put it in gear and glide the boat into the water. Tie the boat up to the pontoon and park the car. When I return, I get the car reverse the trailer into the water and drive the boat all the way up to the winch, leave it in gear while I attach the winch and chain, then turn the boat off trim the motor and I’m out.
@aln.4918
@aln.4918 11 ай бұрын
Great way to start my Sunday.
@ronaldwilkinson4330
@ronaldwilkinson4330 11 ай бұрын
Oh he has guide Poles BUT being so short they are vertually usless to center the boat on the trailer. I trailer a 270 Sundancer never ever have I had to refloat even once. That video was exhausting!!!!!
@tsmckee210625
@tsmckee210625 7 ай бұрын
Now he's got to fix that boat trailer
@KHH-87
@KHH-87 10 ай бұрын
“It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand”…HA! I wouldn’t want to…. They’re quite the group…..😂
@michaelmalone6858
@michaelmalone6858 11 ай бұрын
Man in 2008 I loaded a 17 foot Chris in a tropical storm with two foot chop at the dock in less time!
@CRNFLK77
@CRNFLK77 9 ай бұрын
Guy in white truck with the 2 outboard boat at 17:00 needs to get the boat ready AWAY from the ramp and THEN back it up. He's doing everything right in the way of everyone!
@MarkScott-f5r
@MarkScott-f5r 8 ай бұрын
There is nothing like a six pak and your channel!
@AlThePal78
@AlThePal78 11 ай бұрын
them sea rays are awesome boats i have a 98 180 just like that, his looks cleaner and he is making me look bad lol
@mmaxon888
@mmaxon888 11 ай бұрын
Your CRV is front wheel drive primary with rear wheel drive assist if the computer detects wheel slippage, so they were good with traction there. I don't know if I'd use mine to pull a boat, but it's their car...
@leonard7736
@leonard7736 11 ай бұрын
Just curious @ 2:20 in what is that guy in the blue baseball cap doing with the work van?
@madddawg1369
@madddawg1369 11 ай бұрын
I tried launching my 16' Bay craft Trihull bass boat with my CJ-7. The Jeep is locked front and rear and with all tires wet could do it. Driving on the road the tail wagged the dog....
@SARDOGFL
@SARDOGFL 11 ай бұрын
@madddawg1369 likely insufficient tongue weight.
@keithscudder7136
@keithscudder7136 11 ай бұрын
Hi Alfred, you got NY in the house !
@lyndseymarieburke1834
@lyndseymarieburke1834 11 ай бұрын
Good Morning Alfred 😊
@Blah86683
@Blah86683 10 ай бұрын
Nice and authentic😂😂😂😂😂
@donnyjosker1980
@donnyjosker1980 11 ай бұрын
finally!!!! He got it .this man didn't even get to go out to go boating . Omg I am just listening to you talk about the Heroin infested whales hahahaaa OMG !!! ALFRED HAHAAA
@imkatelawson
@imkatelawson 4 ай бұрын
Love that you support the 9ers!
@theoldculture216
@theoldculture216 11 ай бұрын
Well, it is a jeep 😅 he will have a Christmas tree all year 😂
@johnpoplawski9053
@johnpoplawski9053 11 ай бұрын
Launching that big boat with that small truck easy pulling it out going to be a different story😂😊
@jorgeperezdeprado8941
@jorgeperezdeprado8941 10 ай бұрын
The sinister 16 footer strikes again...👹👹🤣🤣🤣
@richardwilken2490
@richardwilken2490 11 ай бұрын
He is looking because he wants a jeep cheaper that dirt 😂.
@JaneBramucci
@JaneBramucci 10 ай бұрын
All the flipping black jeep guy has to do is have one of those guys sit in the back of the boat and hold the boat in center by the poles sticking up on the trailer. We did it all the time.
@madddawg1369
@madddawg1369 11 ай бұрын
Alfred brother, we need the tow boat vid!
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 11 ай бұрын
It's coming
@krispy1k
@krispy1k 10 ай бұрын
Very irritating to watch nobody offering to help. Yes it's his problem to figure out but everybody starts somewhere and every one of those boats operators has been where he is at. Edit: Finally someone helps. Good on them.
@NotaBotZe
@NotaBotZe 7 ай бұрын
I can say as a big truck driver that I am hesitant to help/ direct other drivers. They screw up and want to blame you. A small accident can mean big bucks. As a boat owner he should have invested more effort into learning with others before going it alone.
@seymourrackoff
@seymourrackoff 11 ай бұрын
Alright!
@Chris38908
@Chris38908 9 ай бұрын
Definitely made people more safety minded.
@johnbaker4847
@johnbaker4847 11 ай бұрын
Alfred, ref the Jeep Gladiator guy; WADAFUG?! 😖😤🙀
@johnpoplawski9053
@johnpoplawski9053 11 ай бұрын
Have you seen Fred the Kroc since you've been back from Germany😊
@HiggsBJ
@HiggsBJ 11 ай бұрын
Been missing the chit show vids. Hopefully it picks up soon.
@Chief_Sitz_On_Bowl_TNSAGDWGCat
@Chief_Sitz_On_Bowl_TNSAGDWGCat 4 ай бұрын
Modern trunk owners provide so much comedy on the road. This “Jeep” with tires like that is a shining example of
@izzyman256
@izzyman256 6 ай бұрын
Alfred my man, five minutes in and out no problem. If people screwed around as long as they do in Miami in Minnesota, there would be fist fights at the landing. I have a question for you. Why doesn’t anybody drive their boats up on the trailer in Miami? In Minnesota, we back the trailer in not as far as they do in Miami and you drive the boat up on the trailer. This achieves two things. One the trailers not as far in the water. two, it helps center the boat on the trailer. Love the chit show!
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 6 ай бұрын
I guess they fear doing it that way Izzy
@dojo1249
@dojo1249 11 ай бұрын
Cool vid. Still say there should be high stoppers on the ramps just to kerp people from sinking there trucks.
@GmanfromTexas
@GmanfromTexas 11 ай бұрын
It is a game of inches. Deeper. Deeper.
@kanaletumlinson
@kanaletumlinson 5 ай бұрын
He’s gonna lose a leg or his bra is going to snap 😂😂 damn Alfred. Welcome to the Chit Show!
@HighLowPlumbing
@HighLowPlumbing 11 ай бұрын
is this live right now ?
@ronaldclary3375
@ronaldclary3375 10 ай бұрын
He’s killing the gimbal in the Sterndrive also.
@dpshank
@dpshank 11 ай бұрын
At the point of feeling sorry for the guy with the Jeep and SeaRay. Don't people ever offer to help one another.? My wife and I launch and load within 60 seconds. We all needed instruction at one time or another.
@lunam08ify
@lunam08ify 10 ай бұрын
They guy in the jeep has street tires and pavement princess rims on it.
@fchang1201
@fchang1201 11 ай бұрын
Hope to see Alfred dock a boat one day.
@donnyjosker1980
@donnyjosker1980 11 ай бұрын
LOL Alfred this video has had me needing to go to my Dr to tell her I need something more for my anxiety .lol jk but no really I have been laughing my butt off you have made my day my watched Aliex video earlier today of the Kaju kayak video and yeah man he needs to just do him he can't be you and people watch Aliex because it is him and people watch you because you sir are the King ..undisputed .but great words of wisdom to Aliex ..he is a trip to watch heheh
@RocketDolphin89
@RocketDolphin89 8 ай бұрын
That's the MAIN reason boat ramps have a free wash off area. Get your truck wet, spray off the salt water after
@kirk467
@kirk467 7 ай бұрын
Alfred, you should take the best shots from all of your videos and make a Chit Show Compilation video! I bet it will go viral my friend! I’d subscribe then brother! I haven’t seen that much on your videos yet! Slow action my friend!
@fonzys7502
@fonzys7502 5 ай бұрын
here in the netherlands i saw someone launching a invictus yacht with a peugot partner... yall need to compensate for something i guess. 😂 i have a brigg rib and a VW caddy maxi. also 0 problems
@dfynt100
@dfynt100 5 ай бұрын
Just found your channel. You are so funny. I subscribed
@stish909
@stish909 6 ай бұрын
I load my 23’ Nautic star alone and un load it and takes 10-15 minutes tops. Unloading it way faster. No matter the wind or current. I’m on the coast of NC
@SciStuff
@SciStuff 11 ай бұрын
I think the secret is that if you don't want to be on the chit show, turn up your music real high so that Alfred can't use the clip ;) Unless of course he edits out the audio lol
@madddawg1369
@madddawg1369 11 ай бұрын
Fred 2024!!!!
@rafjaf2567
@rafjaf2567 11 ай бұрын
Screw the trigger fish Alfred lets see the ending of the jeep guy.
@AlThePal78
@AlThePal78 11 ай бұрын
I am this guy my third launch lol
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 11 ай бұрын
Trust your 4×4
@rickmendigutia6181
@rickmendigutia6181 9 ай бұрын
Does the gator really only come with people in the water?? lol I’m new to watching your show. lol 😂
@gnarly2086
@gnarly2086 6 ай бұрын
alfred did that cop say " go back to canada" ??😂😂
@WOLFENSTEIN37
@WOLFENSTEIN37 11 ай бұрын
my 2007 fj cruiser does it all
@jameskiehm546
@jameskiehm546 11 ай бұрын
We all have bad days but the guy with the black Jeep needs to sell that boat tomorrow. He’s painful to watch.
@sandrasilva7900
@sandrasilva7900 11 ай бұрын
Jeep guy's trailer lights pigtail wasn't even plugged in
@GFSwinger1693
@GFSwinger1693 7 ай бұрын
Not a true statement. That is the handle to his tounge jack.
@SARDOGFL
@SARDOGFL 11 ай бұрын
Dumbest of dumbarses. From destroying impeller to having trailer too deep so boat FLOATS above bunks instead of centering ON them. I seriously would sell my boat if it took that much time and effort to merely destroy engine parts and end up crooked on the trailer. That should be
@RobsHandMonkey
@RobsHandMonkey 11 ай бұрын
Did you seriously just cut away after all that time we waited? Im gonna throttle you Alfred.... taking about trigger fish...😮
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 11 ай бұрын
Didn't want to be rude
@lyndseymarieburke1834
@lyndseymarieburke1834 11 ай бұрын
Hi Symorer
@sandrasilva7900
@sandrasilva7900 11 ай бұрын
Jeep guy needs to just sell the boat and take up a different hobby
@sharonpierce4478
@sharonpierce4478 10 ай бұрын
Look at the tires! Yikes!
@kevinmillington7642
@kevinmillington7642 10 ай бұрын
As we say here in Australia all the gear and no idea 😅
@kenwright149
@kenwright149 9 ай бұрын
Reflect the damn boat, hit the bunks level, and learn a lesson before you loose your Jeep in the drink.
@kenwright149
@kenwright149 9 ай бұрын
Longest boat recovery ever.
@wingshooter1967
@wingshooter1967 8 ай бұрын
⁠@@kenwright149WTF! This comment makes less sense than the moron with the Jeep loading his boat!?🤦🏻‍♂️🤡
@rickytejera6707
@rickytejera6707 10 ай бұрын
Alfred Id rather pay for the truck and not use it all all then get my ear bitten off by Tyson
@BretCole-zr3ve
@BretCole-zr3ve 11 ай бұрын
Alfred I'm from Oregon and don't understand if the ramp is so slick why not ty off the car truck to the dock ?
@BretCole-zr3ve
@BretCole-zr3ve 11 ай бұрын
At least you don't lose a rig in the water
@Planteatingmammal
@Planteatingmammal 11 ай бұрын
For a second, i thought the boat was the trailer queen....
@JD9RX830
@JD9RX830 9 ай бұрын
Why are these people backing so far in the water to load? Are you not allowed to power up on the trailer down there?
@sweetkittiez
@sweetkittiez 8 ай бұрын
In 1992 I bought a new Chevrolet S10 with the vortec V6 and it would not pull my boat out of the water had the truck about 10 months before I sold it
@The.Real.Timmii
@The.Real.Timmii 7 ай бұрын
I had a 1990 S10 with 4.3 V6 it was a beast
@phoenix327
@phoenix327 11 ай бұрын
He needs to slack off on the back strap and let it float to its owl level.
@MichaelDouglas-sp5pp
@MichaelDouglas-sp5pp 7 ай бұрын
Is power loading illegal here ?? Just asking..
@reniercrespo2405
@reniercrespo2405 11 ай бұрын
Este tipo que se dedique a sacar el perrito a mear
@lyndseymarieburke1834
@lyndseymarieburke1834 11 ай бұрын
Hi Mrak
@JamesBrown-hv1xu
@JamesBrown-hv1xu 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 some of these people shouldn't even be aloud on a boat 😂😂😂
@lb7wade518
@lb7wade518 8 ай бұрын
Need to add an under water camera! For fish chit
@gboy1298
@gboy1298 11 ай бұрын
So do all the people in Florida stage their boats once on the ramp? In Ohio I would get cussed out if I stage my boat on the ramp. We have staging areas to do that in so we don’t tie up the ramps.
@caydensowinski2632
@caydensowinski2632 8 ай бұрын
It literally takes me 2 minutes . My hydrostream is already untied dock line on before i approach the ramp trailer lock is off back down fire it up and drive off the trailer tie to the dock and go park the trailer
@JamesBrown-hv1xu
@JamesBrown-hv1xu 9 ай бұрын
20 minutes that's including parking the truck 😂
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw
@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 11 ай бұрын
Too bad the guy with the yacht spent all of his money on the boat instead of a house with a dock.....at least he knows how to get it in! 😂😂
@kirk467
@kirk467 7 ай бұрын
This dude needs to give it up and pull it crooked! lol 🤣😂🤣🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼
@Dogandioutdoors
@Dogandioutdoors 11 ай бұрын
It’s funny, always see company vehicles, & talk about helping them out getting them commercials.. reality of it is these people are probably getting fired because they’re using company vehicles & ya putting them on blast haha😂
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