Forgot the Brake ! She Got Hot 🔥 ( Chit Show )

Classic example how just in a moment you can make a costly mistake at the boat ramp. Today we have a boater that got out of the car without putting on the brakes. The mistake sure created a headache.
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit show at Blackpoint Marina.
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[@larrycarr6545]

Albert…I’m a retired manufacturer rep in the boat and marine biz. I experienced what you are shooting many many many times. This brings back some crazy, funny, and sad times. I’m now addicted to the Chit Show!

[@kavak1344]

That's why if I'm a passenger, I get out before the the vehicle hits the ramp! And I noticed you lowered your voice, because you KNOW them chica ears turn into super radar mode when they're pissed🤣

[@MrLindasarine]

I want you to know you are our pre- bedtime entertainment!! We cannot end the day without a little Chit Show! We just got our first boat. 22.5 center console Sea Hunt! We watched for three months before it arrived so we would learn what NOT to do!!!

[@stanleychurchill5185]

I swear, I don't know which is better...........Alfred's vids or Alfred's commentary. Well done!! Some of this stuff on the Chit Show is absolutely hilarious............

[@superdave1263]

Whenever you launch at a boat ramp, selfishness becomes the dominant quality!

[@MrNota500]

Tell me about it. Stage the damn boat off the ramp, unhook the boat, have someone jump in the boat. Back it in and done. Its not complicated at all. It's scary to think you don't need a license to drive a boat, hence the amount of idiots you see at the ramp and on the water, then add alcohol.

[@briancormier8189]

Your voice over is awesome. Especially with your "bloop,bloop,bloop"! Haha. Love the show and love being on the water myself! May have to go be on the chit show!

[@wolmntn]

What you need is a parabolic mic to listen in 😂😂😂😂

[@johnmongoose5211]

That's a good idea.

[@jamesrussler7327]

If you back your rear tire UNDER the water line....you deserve to be on the CHIT CHO

[@debistanley2791]

Finally, a good Samaritan saved the truck. What goes around comes around. Nice!

[@keithscudder7136]

They were lucky, usually the Park Ranger calls the Miami/Dade Police and that's when $$ goes way up !

[@thomashorn9152]

All they had to do is put the boat back on the trailer and use the power of the boat engine to help push it up out of the water. Easy peasy. Great show .

[@stanleywilson2844]

I'm happy to see a man step up and help hope the man has a great day

[@ArmTheCreative]

We need an interview with her! LOL!!!!

[@keithscudder7136]

What's that called, a "Hostile Witness ! "

[@vapnut]

I must be the only boater that ever used chocks every time I launched or retieved my boat.

[@armysenior1780]

You can never be too cautious. It doesn't hurt to chock. Sometimes the ramps get slimy.

[@nomadicfenceman509]

De risk

[@armysenior1780]

@@nomadicfenceman509 I am sorry I don't understand your comment.

[@LezliByrum]

I will be the other one. Thanks for the tip

[@andyparstino7280]

Sometimes I use chocks as well

[@kosys5338]

I've helped a few people in that situation. It takes minutes to drop your trailer and just grab a strap. I would of had him out in five minutes. When your right your right Alfred. I'm always willing to help someone out because if I ever need help it would be nice to know someone is willing to help out. It doesn't always have to be a chit show.

[@ryaneckman2278]

Just wanted to say Love your Chit Show bro... Great idea and you make it even more entertaining with your commentary... Keep doing you!! from - Lake Okeechobee

[@silverstreetmoto1458]

It must be wrong to find this stuff so compelling 😁 love the channel man 👍

[@eloisaguilar72]

Your Docking Commentary is the Best!!!!😅💯💯💯👍

[@radio645]

I love the blow by blow account of the action plus the dialog and sound effects!

[@nikapol25]

I have a 2003 F-150 with the 5.4 triton V-8 and I always have my jump cables a tool box, and now a tow strap just incase I or someone else needs assistance, and if I was there I would tie up to the grey truck, and with little effort help him avoid a potential problem. Something I have noticed watching these videos, this spot compared to the launches in Louisiana that I have noticed is people are less inclined to lend a hand, and I'm not saying it doesn't happen there or people here can't be a**holes, but more people there are rude, will cut people off trying to dock, or block launch lanes, and that's part of why Alfred gets so much footage of idiots at the launch. Even to this day from when I was a kid on the water I always wave as I'm passing another boat, I slow down when passing someone fishing or in a small boat basically I and most other boaters still use courtesy when boating definitely more than people on the road, and I wanna teach my kids the same when I have some. Kindness, and decency are not dead yet, but is in low supply, so we need to work at keeping that way of thinking alive.

[@GeorgeBonez]

OMG I hear it in my head!! Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup Oh man it’s not stopping. Lol They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

[@MrNota500]

He's going the distance, he's not going for speed. He's all alone, all alone, at the boat dock in a time of need.

[@GeorgeBonez]

@@MrNota500 Awesome! 😂 you finally come in with the second verse. 😂

[@koset]

Every time you say, "bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop!" it makes me laugh 🤣

[@stever1244]

The walk and that finger point! Not sure if Blackpoint Bae or Kim Jong Un’s sister

[@SwitchbackXThunter]

Hopefully she’s not Lizzie Borden’s daughter! 🤣

[@waltertx.6020]

😂😂😂

[@riverakers]

If he had this much problem with just getting the trailer out, I would hate to see when they try to get the boat and trailer out.

[@robertabbott2864]

Hey man I love watching the show, everyday, you were talking about the skiff you salvaged and how to just an idea check out some other boat ramps and look for some good people that are regulars and you'll know who might deserve it, just a idea.

[@jamesglavich1426]

"riverakers" I was going to say same. Maybe she ought to man up and at least get the guy 4X4 so he want be so scared.

[@usosteve1335]

I wish I could hit the like button more than once. This is soon to be a classic. The King of Black Point!!!!

[@corysexton3970]

I normally give you a thumbs up because you have the best videos

[@captaintrip4009]

Your commentary is hilarious! Keep up the great work bro!

[@nicholaswarman7553]

Something a lot of people don't understand is you can lower your tire pressure. Drop it down to about 12 or 13 lb and it can get you out of that situation nine times out of 10

[@keithscudder7136]

Let's just hope they have a pump before they hit the road though.

[@Castawayanglerdude9719]

That was really good! Thanks bro! bloop!

[@trickyhd]

The We are Farmer's killed me

[@GardenStateHockey]

Thank you for doing boating again Croc. We miss you

[@surfstarcc1]

"She might be wearing shorts but we know who wears the pants." Hahaha

[@fredbrad]

That's the max average in Miami

[@jakejesse9868]

lol, yeah if momma ain't happy ... ain't nobody happy (word)

[@largol33t1]

I agree. SHE wears the pants in the family!

[@theresa_lili]

She scares me.

[@jennifereldredge8641]

Oh for real. Reminded me of my Tia

[@cardo718]

When I launch my kayak into the local lake, I always use at least two chock blocks for my pick up truck's tires. I guess people who live in the flat lands do not think about how to park on a slope.

[@69cookiez]

This is the best show on the internet

[@williamdunbar8554]

That happens in the mid-west too. I used to drive to Huckleberry park in Shawano WI at lunch on Fridays just to watch the pickups float on the ramp.

[@veterancowboy0329]

Which is why 4X4 is a must have if your a boater. 4 tires moving is better than 2 .

[@Brett33]

Most embarrassing thing I ever did was not take off the tie down on the rear of the boat and couldn't figure out why the boat wouldn't get off the trailer. In my defense, I thought the person who was on that side of the boat had removed it as I removed the tie down from my side. But being as I was the driver , it was ultimately my responsibility to make sure it was removed.

[@godfreydaniel2308]

Been there, done that. Whenever I take someone fishing, unless it's my best fishin' buddy, I prefer to do the launch and retrieval road ready prep myself, that way I know it's done right.

[@michaelfaulkner6297]

I have done that lol.

[@mel_2506]

I was thinking about giving mine to Fred... He needs it!

[@jcsully]

I'm watching the guy with the orange boat take a dozen cracks at getting his boat to the ramp.

[@simpledj509chromo7]

These Florida city folks can have their little 2wd trucks. My old dually does me well and I get to pull people off the ramp every now and then. Heck one time we had three trucks in total hooked up including mine just to get a sinking cabin cruiser off the ramp. Holy hell that thing was heavy on a wet ramp.

[@puaaono-jeremiah1430]

Rule #1, when you decided to own a boat, 4 wheel drive

[@chunkybuttz844]

I’ve been backing boats down steep, slick ramps my entire life and have never needed to engage 4wd. A limited slip diff is enough for those who don’t let the truck back into the water lol

[@accordino86]

I've been boating on my own for about 13 years never once have I needed to engage my 4WD to get up the ramp a bag of sand goes a long way cedar key ramp is pretty steep thats where an old timer showed me the sand trick

[@vegasxventures]

@@chunkybuttz844 has this been in salt water or lakes? Just curious as I felt the same until I’ve seen how slimy some ramps can get.

[@chunkybuttz844]

@@vegasxventures both fresh and salt. The worst I’ve seen are in mountain reservoir lakes just algae everywhere but still, never an issue with the truck or only using 2wd.

[@chunkybuttz844]

@@accordino86 that’s a good trick I read someone suggested zig zagging a chain in front of the rear tires lol maybe one day

[@10thmt87]

I'm thinking almost all Toyota Tacomas, since the early 2000s (including 2 wheel drives) have a locking differential. Push the button, it locks it and it should drive right out. It's the "prevent a Chit-Show Button"

[@keithscudder7136]

They do, both rear tires were spinning water at the same time ! :)

[@darrellbrown8547]

OH JESUS ON ROLLER SKATES, it took over 20 minutes to get the boat moving. JEEEEESSSSSSS.

[@fleurdelis0012]

Dude, I love it.. Bloop.,bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.. lmao!

[@mikedeuce13]

Who buys a 2wd Tacoma and then tries to tow with it? Chit show allstars.

[@baredog6774]

That button that says 4WD on the dash would help a lot.

[@dougspirit]

Those ramps are so smooth. They should be DEEPLY grooved..

[@largol33t1]

Why the fuck are those ramps not lined with rooftop material?! It's very durable and will definitely help with grip.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@largol33t1 They are "Public Ramps" . :(

[@tcb1612]

This is fun to watch.

[@bigbopper9627]

Always do the 6 "P"s. Prior Planing Prevents Piss Poor Performance 🤣🤣🤣

[@salmaya9274]

I do 5p’s Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance!

[@bigbopper9627]

@@salmaya9274 good for you

[@erinjean2695]

My dad was a pro fishing guide and he always said it’s the ramps where the crazy chit always goes down 😂😂😂

[@jsaleen17]

I see this all the time. Wheel hop causes tire slippage. Jumping up and down or bouncing a car only gives you less traction.

[@bluerider7922]

Nice people in Florida! It took 20 minutes (??) for somebody to realize this guy needed a pull ???!! Not moving to FLA anytime soon.

[@simoman6847]

Bloop, Bloop, Bloop!🤣

[@debistanley2791]

Must admit, this launch aims to please the Chit Show, I'd rather see boat bloopers and products that protect /prevent the ramp from swallowing trucks. Yes, I watch your vids how they rescue and I commend you for making sure people know the protocol for this facility. I'd love to see you challenge viewers to come up with ideas to save slipping trucks at Black Point. BTW-the vid where the guy had a dead boat battery. Been there where the charger all night wasn't enough. Our solution was taking the truck battery to start it then run the boat for awhile. While out, stay where there's boat traffic in case a battery/jump is needed to get back. Running it always worked for us.

[@keithscudder7136]

No problem, carry more than one battery on board, one for the starting of the motor and the other battery for the radio, lights and the stereo.

[@richsanossian8675]

Alfred a ring like a tough guy when he’s away from home 😂😂😂

[@richsanossian8675]

Acting

[@papollard117]

Now that's some funny chit .......Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop 🤣

[@racerxv6valvoline424]

I love your comments!!!! I just started watching and this is absolutely hilarious......people crack me up that don't know how to load and unload......Keep it coming

[@johndminigan1869]

Love The Chit Show. Alfred this is some of the most entertaining Chit I have ever watched! Keep up the good work. Ahoy from Captian John

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Guess nobody heard of... 'Truck Claws' not only do most people in Florida have no idea how to operate a boat, they don't do too much better with the truck and trailer... SMH... good stuff Alfred. Thanks for posting

[@cornydad]

I make sure I'm the only person in my truck when I launch for safety purposes

[@mikekupetsky6879]

Well that was 23 minutes I will never get back

[@uschurch]

You should mic everyone upon pulling into the ramps xD

[@stevebroad8804]

Epic Video!! Had my wife cracking up. The hat!!!

[@vstyle1990]

2wd 4cylinder truck at a slick boat ramp...

[@keithscudder7136]

The worst combo. :(

[@Muskieangler]

After watching this I'm sure glad I got a 4x4 🌮 lol.

[@Aleboy40]

It’s always interesting,lol it’s a Chit Show thanks for postin Bro.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Pink Hat is walking away disgusted because *SHE KNOWS* she's going to win the Oscar for Best Actress in the Chit Show.

[@sunnygal57]

OMG...you are hilarious. We are Farmers...😂😂😂😂

[@doodletime1649]

Great play by play. Thanks made me laugh. Better to be safe then sorry.

[@georgevantuyl5837]

I am surprised she did not make the "no es mano" get out of the truck.

[@familyfenceco.2246]

Almost a bloop bloop she’s fired up

[@junkbox_]

They wanted no Doug Lewelyn after that and they burned rubber leaving the inlet. HAHAHA

[@meauxjeaux431]

DANG...I wanted to watch him try to retrieve both the trailer and the boat when they left.

[@keithscudder7136]

For some reason, I don't think that might not happen, at least not without an assist again.

[@benadams183]

Drop the Tyre pressure and they would have been out hours ago

[@harryharrison6496]

Good morning to you!! You always seem to be in the right place at the right time!! Almost as if you have it planned out. Pure Chit!!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Even if you tried you couldn't mMe this chit up !

[@wjatube]

You turned on the regulars and now they just blow you off. Maybe it's because of all the 'bloop, bloop, bloop' sounds or the "We are Farmers" you were singing. Lmaooo.

[@pim1234]

Finally a normal guy, helping him

[@jamesstutts8480]

Hey this is James I watched you bro on live chit chat keep filming this nice boats that you see coming down this extreme you doing a good job on chit chat

[@christophertodd6405]

He has a manual transmission, that's why he's scared! Watch his hands at 8:56

[@liam1428]

"...this guy & his little hat". almost fell out when I heard that. ALSO, proof that the biggest, baddest, strongest dudes will do about anything for a woman 11:56

[@Tampa0123456789]

Omg so this is the Famous show 😀

[@e33533]

THANK YOU FOR SHARING VERY INTERTAINING SALUDOS, SALUDOS DESDE LOS ANGELES BRO!!

[@earlblackjackmartinjr5750]

Whew weee. I believe she told him to walk home an set in the corner till she comes back. She walks with authority an has a giant can of whup yo ass in her pocket 🤣

[@1HD-N-1Indian]

Alfred / You are funny!! Love your channel.

[@LezliByrum]

They did it!

[@RESET1776]

LMAO, I was half expecting that she was gonna give him a spanking once she got there..... At first I'm thinking about how messed up it is that nobody is helping with just a pull. But then I understand as for nobody wants anything to do with her. Hell, shes even trying to manage the people standing in the truck... LMAO

[@709badwolf]

i glad they eventually had a fun day! 👍

[@jasonreynolds2295]

You are a monster and so are all your subscribers. Lol. This would include me too.🤣

[@armysenior1780]

He used the trailer wench. Hooked it up reeled it in till tight and pulled it out that way. I think I would have dropped the trailer and just hooked the rope to the truck. Obviously he had it under control though. I grew up on the water in San Diego and I have seen every stupid move that can be made at a ramp. So many vehicles, trailers, boats, go down in the drink. Great video.

[@joedill8162]

🤣 your behind the scenes narrative is so funny " shorts but she wears the pants" 🤣 no interviews today too embarrassed 🤣

[@adambudziak1699]

That much trouble with an empty trailer....🤦

[@accordino86]

its crazy how many people show up to the ramp and are not prepared for the ramp to be slick all you gotta do is carry a bag of sand with you if you start spinning stop put some sand down 95% of the time it will give you enough traction to pull right out

[@waltertx.6020]

Alfred is that the same lady from a few days ago? She has the same temperament ‼️ At least they got her out without sinking the truck. No way they were giving you an interview after all that. 😂

[@keithscudder7136]

It may be Walter, Alfred did say later she is a regular down at Black Point Marina/ramps

[@leonard7736]

set your emergency brake 1/2 to 3/4 way on helps to keep wheels from spinning

[@adamheskett6245]

You should see that when it happens in white sand at lake mchaunahey Nebraska, you need 3 trucks chained together to get unstuck or a massive farm tractor

[@iFixJunk]

Alfred, you're a funny guy.

[@justdirtbiking]

Hilarious bro!

[@garyandrachelweikel7276]

Awesome video!! Thanks

[@tailingloops2058]

I was really hoping to see those Chanclas start flying!! 😂

[@rodneycichon5993]

Rodney Cichon, I’m in Michigan and I can’t believe someone wouldn’t offer to help this guy pull that truck out.. just hook up a chain or sling to help pull this guy out. 4 wheel drive will pull that right out!!!

[@jerrycallo]

In Michigan too and have a place in Fl. People are different down there, don't want to take 1 min/ out of their day to help someone. A lot of them are transplanted city people (Chicago, NY City, etc.) it's just normal for them not to help, as normal as it is to me to help out. You saw how how little time and effort it took the guy to pull them out.

[@eddiediaz9958]

He was holding the brake so hard all he could do was a burnout