Alien Abduction is Real?

[@Mwstmrlnd]

Gotta give props to Bad Dragon for giving that tentacle the perfect amount of wiggle. It's just enough to be entertaining but not distracting. True masters of their craft

[@Cole-lebout723]

I saw that and immediately came to see who else noticed what it was lmao

[@nathanfernandez69]

I kinda wanna buy one not too use but because I just think its neat. No cap

[@walrusArmageddon]

....oh, so THAT'S what that is, goodness me 😳

[@deanraney1049]

Could be a lil bigger but it'll do.

[@User-435ggrest]

I want one too... ngl i would try sitting on it.

[@evilbunz2519]

I have been a victim of alien abductions, they didn't abduct me though. My dad was abducted on his way to the store to get some cigarettes, they must have gotten him either on the way to the store or on the way home. It's been 30 years and I haven't stopped believing that aliens took my dad, I just want him back.

[@enkhmanlai4602]

u forgot to say "man" at the end

[@TrashRat-qw9ri]

Who's gonna tell em?

[@themeerkat5157]

i could tell something of the sort happened to you just by looking at your profile, god bless you

[@v2darosy]

you poor child 😔

[@Marbowls]

@@TrashRat-qw9ri not me

[@ThatADHDKid]

Fun fact, grass-fed does not mean they lived out in the pasture and ate the grass on the ground. They are still in industrial farms in very small confined spaces they just happen to be fed grass clippings instead of corn and other stuff. So it's not as ethical as you would like to think it is

[@misteria247]

"Women aren't human they're part rat or snake-" Aw damn, they figured us out. Now my global plans for world domination have been foiled smh.

[@TrueHelpTV]

KZbin feeling they need to provide context on alien abduction is comical

[@m4g1cM1KE]

Underrated comment

[@planescaped]

Seriously, the things I see the youtube context tab for sometimes blows my mind. There reaches a point where someone is just too braindead to help.

[@TrueHelpTV]

@@m4g1cM1KE thxs bby

[@TrueHelpTV]

@@planescaped lol they did coin a term brain rot to describe people to "doom scroll" shorts all day

[@AustinJD84]

They are control freaks

[@MrAnt728]

Only true fans will know that the Aliens tried to take down this video multiple times

[@walrusArmageddon]

And only true fans would follow his only fans... if only he had one...

[@slumpedbaby435]

@@walrusArmageddon true );

[@manmanderson]

​@@walrusArmageddon was thinking the same thing.

[@speedo-steveo1542]

Facts

[@rat_dragon]

​@@manmanderson same here

[@Kxrben]

I found a room for rent when I was like 19, and one of the guys who owned the place swore he saw me get abducted by aliens one night. I don't believe him for a second, but he seemed genuinely upset by it, and stayed at a different place after that for like 2 weeks. I dont remember this but He said "at like 3 am I saw you got up to use the restroom, and when you walked down the hall towards my room (next to the bathroom), crazy lights shined through front window. It looked like a semi parked outside with its brights on. You just walked into the bathroom, then stopped, and literally floated out through the wall like it wasn't there. I just shut and locked my door and waited til someone woke up." i got up at like 5 am to smoke and he heard me, unlocked his door and peeked out and said "hey are you okay?" lol. I don't think that at all happened, ill meander to the bathroom half asleep unaware sometimes anyway. I laughed when he told me, but homie looked like he was about to cry fr. i completely forgot about this until i saw this lmfao

[@willam1992]

Ann's that's why u don't do drugs kids

[@Michaelroni-n-cheese]

I'm gay doe

[@maclainholland4236]

Bro your a victim to aliens 🫡

[@TheHaloring7]

@@Michaelroni-n-cheese prove it

[@basicallyb3904]

Oh, you've got an ass on you alright See that's what he's talkin' about Spread your ass open, dude You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, Give me the thug shaker, Shake your ass Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro? Yeah, nice huh? Alright, that'll work for 'em Put that condom on, your-

[@DLAMLP]

9:48 as a woman, I can confirm we do transform into snakes or rats depending on our monthly cycle.

[@D03H03]

Girl talk! I, personally, turn into an opossum and crawl under the floorboards

[@anii2987]

​@@D03H03tbh I always turn into a little spider for a while. I love crawling up people's noses while they sleep. It's so cozy in there! Just girly things 💅✨

[@shuruff904]

As a man, we know this but act ignorant to it because we can't find rat traps big enough

[@dubuyajay9964]

​@@anii2987Sorry about that you three. :'(

[@bloodlustalice2349]

I morph into a bat and fly around pranking people, keep it koo girlies ❇

[@NotOnLand]

I love when people are like "I was abducted at night and woke up with these weird marks in a pattern!" bro those are bed bugs, call an exterminator

[@mrblah197]

This is going to sound messed up because it is. I think a great horror plot should be about aliens probing someone and watching that person go through that traumatic experience, only to later in life realize that it was in fact just a human. A story about how the human subconscious will try to repress our memory into something else so that we can cope with a traumatic experience.

[@skinnertilt]

Try watching Mysterious Skin

[@chayseisonline]

Read slaughterhouse five

[@Kayleska]

There's an episode of Criminal Minds that explores this. She was the only survivor of the serial killer but everyone thought she was just a quack for decades.

[@fakesoda3306]

lol wouldnt aliens abducting you and probing ur butt be a traumatic experience anyways? it could work both ways

[@amdonut8091]

This could absolutely, absolutely be the case for some of these people who swear they were abducted and probed

[@chopin5269]

Only true fans remember the multiple times this video was posted

[@ArizonaJoshua]

Yep

[@n_o_n_t_u]

@@ArizonaJoshua I only saw this and another one

[@dubuyajay9964]

Yeah. :'(

[@dane5778]

Dude I thought I was tripping cause I watched half this video had to go do something came back a day later to watch and it was gone

[@enigma1487]

I remember ❤

[@changedlater7707]

Gonna be awkward if the aliens do actually just look like party city costumes

[@aleczitzelberger8123]

Party city alien costumes end up being alien bl*ckface 😢

[@KinG_VI-13]

I'm certain aliens visited me and gave me the power to see the future. I distinctly remember watching this entire video in some sorta feed back loop. How else would I have known about this entire video before it was uploaded?

[@RogueReaperOfficial]

Same its strange. I didnt even get probed :/

[@TheHiveMecha]

Lmao made me lol

[@RLeezyDeezy]

Prove it

[@dubuyajay9964]

👽👾🤖🛸🧠😱

[@darealshinji]

X Files music playing 🎶👽

[@ssunsspott]

Legitimately, mysterious vaginal cuts are a thing. It's usually either hormones being abnormal, skin conditions like eczema, and even vitamin deficiencies. It's all to do with making the area thinner and prone to tearing.

[@G50016]

People forget they get itchy in the night when your half asleep. Could be a bug, or a hair brushing against your skin and you just go at it lol. I have done it plenty.

[@you-nh8xo]

​@@G50016 oof ouch owwy ow

[@G50016]

@@you-nh8xo I once scratch/pinched my ball sack and it literally felt like they were on fire. The Burn was so weird. Ok I lied.. I have done it to many times to count haha. "We are guys.. ofc we scratch our balls"

[@sameel3843]

It can also be HS scars or HS flares

[@aon02b]

Whenever a picture or video is in black and white, you always know for sure that it's fake. The internet has shown us several times that halloween props look more realistic when they're filmed in black and white. And there's no reason for a normal person to have a black and white camera anyways.

[@JamesJames-li2wv]

Many night vision cameras operate in black or white during the night so that's not completely true.

[@colebrianna10]

This channel is slowly becoming one of my favorites. I love having the chatty side of Hunter to watch, finally! I always thought you were super fun in the SuperMega videos and I’m glad you made a channel where we can get to know you a little better (:

[@HighPandaa]

And become his best friends 😀

[@you-nh8xo]

​@HighPandaa uh uh, nope. He doesn't condone parasocial relationships. He's a youtuber, and you're a viewer. That's as far as it goes.

[@babysealsareyummy]

I experienced probings every time I stayed at my uncles house when I was a young lad. He said it was fairly common in the area and would give me special top secret government alien repellent to drink at night, but I don’t think it worked because I would still wake up pretty sore.

[@levelxxv]

This was demonic in nature 😅

[@shimoarikiku7791]

Thank you for your honesty and for telling your story. #EARTHJUSTICE

[@robertjohnston-mp5im]

Wow! I think we got the same uncle who's been plagued by aliens probing young men around his home after they drink all that NyQuil . Spooky!

[@donein6518]

HEY THATS MY UNCLE TOO!

[@MsElizaRae]

Oh noe..oh..oh noe..

[@sydneylarkin]

The bad dragon toy sitting on top of a stack of Junji Ito’s work is sending me

[@flufferpupper7726]

Omg I didn’t realize what books it was on top of lol

[@brianv1988]

The alien in your room with the multiple udders was giving me creeps

[@roterfuchs8201]

The proposed idea for American Sniper 2 Kyle's Revenge was that he returns as a zombie, kidnaps his killer and his entire family, dresses them all in traditional Arab clothes then lets them loose on a big game reservation and hunts them all down.

[@BKaattt]

What if there's just an alien TV show where they just prank us.

[@ashlirabid9614]

Awesome.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Is Steve-O an alien?

[@caleb8197]

Somebody's been watching South Park

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Or we are like a zoo. They zip on through, eyeball some animals, look at us, reminisce about their roots etc? Theoretically we could be the oldest species in existence too. All things are possible.

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

​@@stillcantbesilencedevennownah we're in a snow globe

[@suggs972]

This has been a hard day at work, but papa meat uploading makes it worth while.

[@Alex-lc7v]

keep going champ

[@neonicon8500]

This was a good'n

[@elenatruj]

Same bro

[@shuruff904]

*Re-uploading

[@oddysee3030]

Gotta love the zoomer editing on this channel. It always gives me a headache but it's very engaging!

[@jonr5636]

i feel like its not usually this jarring.

[@ScrubLordJenkins]

It's definitely ramped up a bit in this video

[@oddysee3030]

Yeah that's probably why I felt compelled to comment about it now...zooming in and out on like every syllable in this one lol

[@luperdrgz]

I agree on the headache part

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

It’s basically a guaranteed way to keep you watching lol

[@weshouts5270]

Dude this is by far the hardest I’ve laughed at a video, it just caught me so off guard. I got abducted but instead of probing me they dressed up as cops and locked me up for the night in a human jail for being “past curfew” and “pissing on a stop sign”

[@nr1NPC]

To be serious, in other countries, we just dont report it to the authorities when we see UFOs. None of the people I've met that said they seen one never mentioned going to the authorities. I once saw a UFO on my balcony when I was like 16 years old, smoking a cigarette. I saw something orange, fiery looking moving around in the sky. At first I thought it maybe was an airplane (I lived close to Bromma flygplats in Stockholm - its an airport) and maybe some weather phenomena or something making it look weird instead of how a plane usually looks like. But then it started steering straight upward, to the left, angular direction etc, all different kind of directions which an airplane could not fly in. So I hurried to call out my parents, my sister and my little brother. They all witnessed it. They all were baffled, except for my father who is muslim (meaning mentally behind) who denied it and said "no that wasnt a UFO" but couldn't explain how it turned in those directions etc if it was a plane. And we didn't go to the police either. I am 35 years old now, so that being a drone is out of the question, no one flew drones at that time. Its 19 years ago when barely cellphones had functioning cameras. I do believe that 90% of what we see on the internet and peoples claims are fake - if not more. Cheers!

[@spaceaxolotl6196]

I love how after people were commenting about getting distracted by the tentacle he just brings it to the foreground and starts playing with it

[@yujikaido0529]

Man, I love watching your this man's videos. He 100% reminds me of my cousin whos like a brother to me and it brings back all the childhood and teenage goofy crap we use to get into. This man feels like family.

[@SpreadSamwhich]

Keep this man safe, at all costs

[@Its-anon-chan]

We gotta protect our father meat :0

[@ashlirabid9614]

No!

[@dubuyajay9964]

Protect his Meat Canyon. 🍑💨💩🦠👽👾🤖🛸

[@TallulahFails]

I'm glad it wasn't just me who saw The Fourth Kind a little too young and got fucked up a bit from it. I was 12 and thought it was an actual collection of real videos along with a cinematic retelling of the story. It gave me loads of intrusive thoughts about what it would feel like to have your spine broken by an invisible force like in the movie.

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

Are aliens real? Scientists say no but our sponsor, Bad Dragon says, “we hope so!!!”😂

[@jewberryquiche8664]

Crazy how all these alien sightings started happening right after Norfolk Southern turned Ohio into an exclusion zone.

[@dontghostbanmeplz8788]

When I was young, my mother got abducted and impregnated by aliens. 9 months later this creep was born that I now have to call my little brother.

[@firstandlast4435]

My condolences

[@dubuyajay9964]

Does he have any super powers?

[@dontghostbanmeplz8788]

@@dubuyajay9964 yes, he uses telekinesis to move my fist into his face at a high speed

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@dontghostbanmeplz8788 You need to figure out how to monetize that. Not every day you meet a person with mind powers. 👽🧠⚡😱

[@TheHiveMecha]

1:05 Dat Sonic Adventure 2 music hits my nostalgia in the feels

[@StonedBodhiSattva]

Live and Learn. I've jogged countless miles and lifted countless weights to this song

[@briannjustian1550]

9:46 🐍=👩I always wondered why I slithered on my belly, I thought it was just me. I'm so glad to finally have closure and be enlightened after so many years! It truly does feel great to get in touch with your roots.

[@dubuyajay9964]

:(

[@AllSquirrelsGoToHeaven]

Dude, old Art Bell open lines episodes are a great portal into how completely insane some people are. It was pre internet and one of the only outlets for some real scitzo people.

[@earthwormjim9739]

Upvoted for giving the pupper some steak. Butcherbox should sell a cut called the Meat Canyon. You take a cow, cut off the front legs, then cut straight up through the back upwards from the front legs, then do the same with the back legs, cut em off and cut straight up, removing the butt end and the shoulders to head portion. then just take that center part of the cow, and lay it spine side down. BAM! The Meat Canyon. Stuff with aromatic veggies like onions, celery, carrots, and also a couple boxes of stovetop stuffing. Now tie it up and smoke it for 2 days at 160.

[@Jake-tp1og]

Papa meat is really carrying my KZbin feed right now

[@jesusg2028]

Same. I was really confused. Did he have to edit something out from the last video??

[@PumpkinPails]

Could you imagine aliens being so advanced that they can travel through the galaxy the same way we travel to the grocery store and they're just using this technology to creep into that one guys house at night to jizz on his pillow? Just shouting "Whooo! Beta Kappa Pluto!," while giggling like Beavis & Butthead and space jizzing on this guy every night.

[@ShamelessShabby]

The amount of pure joy this videos give me 😂 Jesus your sense of humour is “f$cking diamonds”

[@bakearound7404]

I know this is a year old now, but I have a story lol. When I was 13 my parents took us to the coast for 4th of July. we were on Corpus Christi bay to watch the fireworks. We had been playing on the beach all day, so I didn't have my contacts or glasses. So that sucks. It's pretty dark, and I looked toward the top of a hotel, maybe 10 stories tall. There were spotlights on top, pointing up, and there were large things circling the top of the hotel. WAY to big to be pelicans. They freaked me out, and I asked my mom to identify them, and she was just upset that I didn't have on any sort of lenses. She wouldn't identify them. While everyone was watching the fireworks, I was busy just staring at the large things that were circling, and sometimes landing on the building.

[@bradleyjohnson3784]

I've been burning tires in my backyard for the past year. It acts as a kind of alien repellent.

[@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510]

The alien probe is why papa meat is so funny, the aliens have a higher elevated humor than us.

[@pumpkaboii6324]

Yes!! I remember watching this video when it got uploaded, and then couldn't find it. Thought it was some sort of fever dream

[@dubuyajay9964]

Majin?

[@NextToToddliness]

Papa Meat with a fresh perm talking about aliens. What's not to love?

[@eshae1419]

I always work on my art projects while I just hear you talk about dumb movies or art or things like this and it makes doing stuff so much more fun. This video in particular made me laugh my ass off. Amazing

[@kamikaze4172]

"I found out my eyes are two different colors today" is such a random throw into a story about dimension hoping, scarring, and being diddled by aliens

[@fullscorpion5285]

I got put under for oral surgery and when I got home, i noticed my underwear was on backwards. Must have been an alien dentist.

[@jamesb1988]

That reminds me of my prostate exam, it took forever and when it was finally over the guy took off his gloves and told me the doctor would be right in.

[@leoneverest]

I'm on the ground laughing every time I see the scene from War of the World where that peanut buttered up slice of bread gets plastered to the kitchen window. It makes me so happy.

[@ThaTrickstaProd]

That was the hardest intro to an alien video I have ever seen. I absolutely love how you used the classic Origin Unknown track: Valley of the Shadows.

[@KZ_Suntorn]

Always cool to hear some classic jungle tracks in content I like. Been in one of my main FPS playlists for some time now so it stuck out to me immediately, lol

[@TopHatGrim]

When I was younger, my grandfather told me there was aliens out in the front yard. To my curiosity and sense of wonderment, I looked out of my window and was met with disappointment to only find the lawn guys cutting grass and blowing leaves… to this day I still can’t figure out what my grandfather was on about?

[@ibisiglesias6906]

🤣😂

[@shockshotz]

one interesting comment from one of the military people said, they only started noticing these "sighting" more and more lately is because they upgraded their scanning gadgets, so you can assume they've always been around - we were just unable to detect them until now

[@JamesJames-li2wv]

They've likely been here observing us for a long time now, its crazy that people are so adamant about life elsewhere existing, we humans are basically proof that theres life else where because it'd be completely illogical to think this planet would be the only one in the universe to have life, narcissistic and closed minded even.

[@shockshotz]

@@JamesJames-li2wv i agree, i recently noticed something weird that happens a lot in our society, but mainly i noticed it from any group, they will bring a problem to your doorstep then offer to fix the problem for you at a cost, much like what tales of the devil or something like that, now if you use that same formula from scientists, especially material science, they will tell you this is impossible or that won't happen, then come back a few decades later to tell you hey, we did it! we have achieved something great! without anything to show for it

[@ShelbeBebop]

I really like these sit down and talk type videos on random stuff

[@amjh4lah809]

Mr. Papa Meat. The teacher we all need, but didn't deserve 😔

[@TheLoonyMoony]

I have had two instances in my life where I’ve seen two UFOs that I cannot explain or come off a logical explanation for it. The first one was when I was a child, maybe around 11/12. With my parents camping, we were stargazing, we saw a multi colored light akin to a star or comet but larger. It was far in the distance but travelled at an extremely fast speed in a triangulated pattern and then disappeared. My parents saw it as well. The second one was about 4 years ago when I was 21 or so. I was driving home from the movie theater with my brother and we both saw an orb of light that travelled across the sky at a relatively slow speed (compared to a shooting star) but then shot across the sky at an extremely fast speed. Legitimately baffled at what either of those could have been.

[@Sophia-bf5fr]

Man the part where you start imitating the alien lover giggling under his sheets was so fkin funny

[@Troll304slm]

Watching your videos on shrooms is a whole new f'ng layer of funny

[@dakotathrelkeld9644]

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was the dad." Funniest shit I ever saw

[@AdventureStones-xw5dy]

what he googled 0:51 "ARE AILENS REAL YES OR NO PLS TELL ME ARE THEY SCARY I HAVE TO KNOWL

[@lnepstad]

I watched the 4th kind in the movie theater with my cousin. We were freaked the fuck out. Up until I found out the "real" footage was completely fake.

[@hankhumble3552]

21:49 This is a very amusing story. Thank you Hunter, for brightening our days with wholesome horror cartoons and relatable comedy. Thank you

[@deathmonkeysean]

The Sonic Adventure 2 intro had me chubbed up for the whole episode. Thank you for content 🙏🏼

[@isaiahpeart9693]

I scrolled SO HARD looking for this comment 😂😂😂

[@milkAnonim]

It's "Long dark tunnel - 31 seconds from origin unknown, Andy C". If every dnb track is Sonic ost consider necking.

[@governmentsteez7857]

Live and learn!

[@seventeenseventythirteen7465]

My story is where some Aliens abducted me and forced me to watch Blood & Honey with them because they were too scared. They wouldn't shut the cranberry sauce up about how much it was like a Meat Canyon video. Those Aliens were once my brothers... I no longer have brothers, they are alien to me now.

[@5050TM]

I'm glad "You wanna go for drive" equally annoyed Papa Meat. It's not even fair to her that I found it so aggravating, but I certainly did.

[@VoodooBeatsMusic]

The UFO sighting from san diego is actually pointing over at my hometown: Tijuana Mexico. and those lights turned out to be drones from SpaceX (cuz apparently they took the credit for that)

[@antiichristie]

The alien in the woods video is one of the top funniest videos I’ve seen this year

[@DonkeyFilms]

I was abducted once too, all the alien wanted was to tell me that there’s a planet that consists nothing but a bunch of throbbing and crawling necks. Yea that’s about it he just had to get it off his chest and he brought me back.

[@venahtmusic]

Too bad he hasn't heard of XCOM before. I mean, the style of game maybe not be for everyone but I think he'd like that the invading aliens are comprised of the little grey men, swamp things/shape shifters, government thin men, lizard people, and bugs. It's so much camp from the 1950's set in a modern setting and it's great.

[@br19900197263738]

I must have been abducted because I just watched this about 30 minutes ago and it's been recently uploaded 42 seconds ago xD

[@QuasarKid620]

As an atheist, my grandfather is, in fact, a fish living off the shores of Greenland.

[@joeyfive5245]

"i JuSt ReAd RiChArD dAwKiNs ThE gOd DeLuSiOn" What's your PO box mate? I'll send you a fedora to go with that neck beard

[@dubuyajay9964]

Does he train in katana use too? 😂🤣🕵️🕴️⚔️🗡️🤺

[@joeyfive5245]

@@dubuyajay9964 This confirms it. Certified mall ninja. Sensei meat

[@sassmaster4705]

When I was a kid I saw a meteor burning up in our atmosphere and it ig got through the outer layer cause I heard a loud boom and it just fizzled away, never thought it was aliens just a meteor passing the sound barrier making a sonic boom or something idk

[@dubuyajay9964]

Ty for sharing a wonderful memory of seeing part of the universe.

[@Jaws31]

Man, these real UFO stories left me speechless!

[@azmanabdula]

*Takes LSD* *Goes to weird dress up party* *End up in some Bolivian military prison accused of being an E.T. and no one believes you arent* They saw you "as an alien" *Hits you with stock of gun*

[@BarksyPoo]

I usually just throw on whatever and listen to it throughout the day, but I love papa meat because he forces you to sit down and watch the video because he’s doing some out of pocket shit at all times

[@RJ_Ehlert]

I think I once saw a small gray alien at night by some bushes in a yard as I drove by. It might have been a kid out at night, though; I don't know.

[@dubuyajay9964]

You ok man?

[@steelswarm2721]

@@dubuyajay9964 Are you?

[@IjiModo]

That Richard Dawkins impression make me laugh till I cried, holy shit

[@Simsie89]

when teenagers, my cousin and I were skinny dipping in the pool. There was a toothpick thin green light from the sky down to the pool. I asked my cousin if she saw it and she did. I saw it 3 times and she saw it 2 times. It was like within 10-15 mins. We quickly got out.

[@ladystein2246]

I wake up with scratches all the time. It's not aliens, and it's not even Freddy Kruger. It's me scratching myself in my sleep because I have itchy skin.

[@Albeit_Jordan]

ya'll know the best indicator for extra-terrestrial beings literally capable of interplanetary travel is some basic ass luminescent bulbs in the sky.

[@ryandeeg2538]

Took me a few minutes to realize this one an old video, but I’ll watch again for papa meat cause it’s hilarious

[@KaneMeadowsGaming]

A fellow Metalacolypse fan? I see that Murderface mug :)

[@challengegravity]

William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface

[@benjaminsoren405]

School can’t stop me from learning from Father Papa Meat

[@Alexdoh]

Papa Meat, Dakota Fanning screaming during War of the Worlds was the worst. I mean the basement bit with the tentacle camera thing was kinda cool... but my word, I wanted the Tripods to snuff her out multiple times over.

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

I love how KZbin put a context label on this.

[@rareponyfan8000]

The alien giggle impression got me. 🤣

[@CHANDLERTRON]

Kuddos to the editing team. They are just so talented.

[@Freund2300]

you are joking right?

[@DwanAnimation]

You are exactly the kind of person I would trust about meat box recommendations

[@RIIZKEY]

Bruh I'm in the e.r right now and with how long the wait is, I've already finished every video in your second channel

[@sunbear9374]

I've been setting bear traps at our local park to deter aliens from abducting late night Park goers

[@EstukoV]

I've been loving this channel, it's been such a joy to watch and listen. ♥

[@Pixelhamstery]

I love this! Pls do more 🥺. Reminds me of when I was teen walking back home. I saw a flash of light and suddenly I felt light headed. I woke and found myself with a huge alien that called him Tyrone. He proceeded to pound me while saying who's your Master Foreign creature. as his 12 inch tounge coated me in ectoplasm. I then felt as if I was in Nirvana. I woke up and found myself back on earth. But my stomach was bubbling. Should I be worried?

[@NandK4L]

This is very detailed 😳😳🤔🤔but i think u shouldnt b concerned🥰

[@peateargriffin9932]

I’ve been the victim of alien abduction for many years now. They come late at night with bright rotating lights, in vehicles disguised as cop cars, stating “drop that dead hooker!” I know they just want to steal my well earned meal, and I will not stop. Stay strong 💪

[@cristianbazurto7028]

13:33 funny enough people actually believe that is a genuine photo of an alien r/aliens is convinced it's real.

[@sirsir9665]

"I see Aliens flying around all the time outside my window " * Sombrero hovers by*

[@joerobo100]

The itchy vagina extraterrestrial markings report reminds me of a case in France of a husband who would give his wife sleeping drugs then get other men around to do the dirty with her. He did it for like 30 years and only recently got caught, I think a lot of these abduction stories could be something along those lines if even high profile celebrities get caught doing that kind of stuff. My own story is similar to the "flying pod" which I saw over a mountain range in the distance. I Initially thought it was something stuck in my eye but it seemed real so I assumed it was military test as we are in a flight path of an air force base, like a weather drone or something similar. It turned out someone saw a similar thing in a town about 50 miles away from my location. I still think its military in origin but after the confirmation from several sources that they could be a real phenomenon its intriguing to say the least. I still dont think it would be "aliens from outer space" I think the origin of this stuff is a lot closer to home than we think....

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

I love the way the tentacle wiggles and vibrates with the intense energy of Hunters personality as he talks and gestures wildly with passion. Truly captivating. I must purchase 10 of them now.

[@napsisnapping]

No one ever talks about Meat's music taste, it's quite groovy 👍

[@PorkOMonTCG41]

Good ol’ scp-3883. Won’t lie, your best friend at a private party

[@2niceunicorns562]

If we are sharing ufo stories, I’ll give my anecdote. In the second grade (and to this day) I was fascinated with aerospace. I had tons of books about airplanes, and even built models which I displayed on a shelf. And, in close chronological proximity to the event I’m about to recall, I had by myself identified a B2 stealth bomber which had flown over my neighborhood. I say all this as a preface, given it displays my understanding of aviation at even this age (second grade), and will hopefully give you some confidence into my ability to identify manmade aircraft. It was the Fourth of July (summer leading into the third grade) and I was at a family friends house celebrating with my family. They had a daughter who was a year younger than me, and a good friend. It was getting to be a bit later, and we started to hear fireworks going off around the neighborhood, so we stepped outside into her cul-de-sac to watch them. The fireworks in front of us had stopped, but we heard some behind us, so we turned to look. Instead of fireworks, we saw a UFO. The object, perhaps the size of a minivan, was a classic flying saucer as seen from the side; almost like a football shape. It was a uniform dark gray color. I could not make out any windows, lights, engines, wings, anything that would comport with a prosaic aircraft. The object meandered silently towards the northeast. “Do you have your iPod?” I asked my friend in shock, hoping to get a photo. Of course, as is standard, she had left it inside. As it traveled, her neighbors chimney began to block it from view. At the rate it was going, from our perspective, it should have cleared the chimneys fairly quickly. However, the object never reappeared on the other side. We tried to reposition ourselves to see around the chimney, but it was just gone. Years later, I found out that our sighting occurred during the so called “Bucks county UFO Flap” (a flap in UFO lore being a period of time where a location experiences an increase in the number of ufo sightings). My hometown was in the midst of a 700% increase in the number of reported UFOs. Police officers, doctors, lawyers, ordinary people were reporting these bizarre incidents all over the county for about 2 years. How many people, like me, didn’t know you could report a ufo sighting, or just simply didn’t care to do so? That 700% could be closer to 2000% if you consider laziness and self preservation as inhibitors. I don’t expect anyone to believe my anecdote. If I were you, I wouldn’t trust some rando on the internet talking about some weird thing they saw in their childhood-I could be lying or mistaken. I also don’t make any assertions regarding the nature of what I saw. The people saying these things are aliens or inter-dimensional need to increase their standards for evidence.

[@berry2525]

I am a victim of this creature called alien ever since I was a child I would always see flashing lights. The colors much rather bizarre. I explored and went outside and vividly remember seeing a multicolored ship. The wind gushed towards my face and it looked like they were taking something. Moments later my apartment complex was locked thankfully my mother was in the other side. I ran as fast as the movie turbo. Maybe it was a dream, but it could’ve been. it all seemed to real.

[@Corrupted-file]

The alien screaming “helllllp!” Fucking killed me. 😂