Alien Covenant Is Still 100% Dog Water

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Adam Does Movies

Adam Does Movies

2 жыл бұрын

#Alien #Rant #Horror
Alien Covenant ruined anything good going for the Prometheus trilogy. It basically put an end to the exciting new prequel story and forced Ridley Scott to go back to the drawing board. I have no idea what is going on with the new Alien films but I do know this, Alien Covenant is absolute trash still.
Prometheus had its fair share of issues but they are nothing when compared to the insanely stupid plot of Covenant. The characters are incredibly stupid, the story makes no sense and the visuals took a big step down from the previous film. I rant for almost 20 minutes on the awfulness that is, Alien Covenant.
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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
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@ejrich7016
@ejrich7016 2 жыл бұрын
I hate that the alien was engineered by humans. It should have just been some ant-like species from a bad ass planet where everything evolved to be huge and terrifying just to survive.
@S2GUnit
@S2GUnit 2 жыл бұрын
Even if it was tinkered and or perfected by David. It's so fucking stupid that David had a part in anything with their creation. Way cooler to think it's just some random parasite/species hidden out somewhere deep in space.
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 2 жыл бұрын
Ridley Scott should NEVER be allowed to make another Alien Movie ever again.
@anubusx
@anubusx 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Disney will further destroy both it and The Predator.
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 2 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx I mean, both Franchises are pretty much dead now. Disney will just beat a dead horse at this point.
@legostudios953
@legostudios953 Жыл бұрын
Don't you think your begging just a little dramatic ots not that bad does it have problems yes but to say a director should never make another film that's to far. Besides Rob Zombie
@Horrormaster13
@Horrormaster13 3 ай бұрын
​​@@legostudios953That's why I said he should never made an "Alien Movie". I didn't say he should never made movies in general. Ridley Scott should just stay away from the Alien Franchise.
@808hearmannxea2
@808hearmannxea2 3 ай бұрын
damn this comment aged like milk
@AWingedOne
@AWingedOne 2 жыл бұрын
For all of Prometheus's flaws, Shaw was still pretty bad ass, and for them to off screen her like that just, I felt personally slighted.
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 2 жыл бұрын
I still find it hard to believe that she was able to perform a C-section on herself. I still respect your opinion though.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, she really just pushed a couple of buttons. The machine did most the work. Why such a machine existed on that ship is more of a puzzler for me, haha.
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies She has a higher pain threshold than me because after surgery the last thing I want to do is walk around. I do agree Covenant should have focus on the creators. I mean what was the point of David creating the xenomorphs. I thought the creators made them to wipe out humanity. Sorry for the rant, still holding a grudge against this movie.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 жыл бұрын
@@deathsdoor07 I don't find that hard to believable, she used a medical-pod to did it for her. It was way more unbelievable that the med-pod was only calibrated for male patients, and the fact that she was running around doing action stuff not long after.
@entertainmentfan1463
@entertainmentfan1463 Жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies I think that was just the medic machine and it was designed to perform all sorts of operations, C-sections included.
@anubusx
@anubusx 2 жыл бұрын
This movie destroyed the franchise.
@raidthanfl
@raidthanfl 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy to think avp and alien 3 didnt kill it, yet this was a death blow. It was such dog shit
@nicocancilla8386
@nicocancilla8386 Жыл бұрын
AvP: Requiem 1/10 Alien Covenant 2/10 Alien: Resurrection 3/10
@MrCageCat
@MrCageCat 9 ай бұрын
​@@nicocancilla8386Naw Requiem at least had Wolf. He was AWESOME in that crap movie. This movie, had absolutely NOTHING going for it.
@wexfordrob
@wexfordrob 8 ай бұрын
Alien resurrection and everything that followed after destroyed the franchise
@irondragondxd3836
@irondragondxd3836 7 ай бұрын
@@wexfordrob The franchise has been a rotting corpse for the duration of its lifetime.
@beyondz55
@beyondz55 2 жыл бұрын
Watching The Thing on 4K and it dawned on me the issues with the 2011 Thing is like this Alien covenant disaster....they try to remake the classics or repackage them but they lack a certain creative soul, and always come up deficient, whereas the classics themselves have minor flaws, and even with those they are endearingly everlasting and unforgettable.
@Jerbsinator
@Jerbsinator 2 жыл бұрын
The studio fucked that movie up. They had practical effects all set up and they looked amazing but the Studio decided they wanted CGI. I bet if they had used the practical the movie would have been a lot better. Probably not even close to The Thing but still a lot better than the 2011 version ended up.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jerbsinator The practical effects and the metal revealing who could be the thing were the only great things about it, i can still watch it but you got to be in the mode for it.
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 2 ай бұрын
​@@JerbsinatorThe story would have STILL been shit
@Ironbeargrizz187
@Ironbeargrizz187 2 жыл бұрын
“ hey is that James Franco.. he’d be great for this movie.. oh he’s dead” I’m weak that’s hilarious 😂
@bobross1829
@bobross1829 5 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about Covenant was the main 100% thing everyone HATED about Alien 3, that sunk that franchise was they killed popular characters offscreen. They in this film, they literally made that same mistake again. Like they learned nothing. And they way, way, way overestimated how much people liked Fassbender's android robot character. He was not even the lead of the first movie. It was just a complete misfire and actually made Prometheus worse.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 2 жыл бұрын
Ridley didn't re-watch his original Alien in preparation for Prometheus nor this, is anyone surprised??
@UberNoodle
@UberNoodle 2 жыл бұрын
I had never been furious in a movie theatre before due to the movie itself, but Alien Covenant was the exception. Also, the decision by Fox to remove integral scenes and put them online instead of in the movie had the effect of eliminating almost all element of characterisation from the film.
@dbdeets
@dbdeets 2 жыл бұрын
I still have a sweet spot for Alien Covenant. It gave me my favorite Honest Trailer. Which brought me to tears laughing. And of course this rant from Adam. So in the end AC is a sweet win. Not when it comes to the movie on release or even after. But i'll embrace the YT spinoffs of the franchise with all my heart.
@edwardhall7835
@edwardhall7835 2 жыл бұрын
There was so much potential after Prometheus. Why the hell did they go this route!? “I’m sure it’s because Damon Lindelof had no clue on where to go with the story and thought it was an intriguing cliff hanger to end Prometheus where he did. Sounds like a case of ‘Force Awakens’ if you ask me)
@apple11995
@apple11995 2 жыл бұрын
I love that you are revisiting some of these stories. Great work bro! Covenant was such a disappointing train wreck of sequel. Shaw dying off screen really let me know that this franchise is done
@Chrishagen
@Chrishagen 3 ай бұрын
You missed the closing argument for landing on that planet - rescuing a John Denver fan.
@TheFroneyZone
@TheFroneyZone 2 жыл бұрын
i know right! Ridley Scott had created one of the MOST TERRIFYING sci-fi creatures ever and THEN created this mess that made them sssoooo much less terrifying... "oh so the country bumpkin android made them" ...sssssoooooo in essence, the almighty A.I. terminates the humans...hmmmmm wonder where have we've seen that before!?! ugh : \
@darthdrezz9237
@darthdrezz9237 2 жыл бұрын
Prometheus broke movies for me😭 I went through the five stages of grief after seeing it! I am not even joking😡🤬 Any mention of it would trigger a rage i am ashamed of now. I am thankful for one thing though. Without it i might of LITERALLY KILLED SOMEONE AFTER SEEING THE LAST JEDI. I will NEVER watch Alien Covenant if i live to be a million.
@sonsolar
@sonsolar 2 жыл бұрын
I read the first part of your comment and immediately started to type that The Last Jedi was that movie for me. I'll fight someone right now for trying to say that movie was good. Prometheus is bad, and a complete waste.
@darthdrezz9237
@darthdrezz9237 2 жыл бұрын
@@sonsolar Amen🥰
@DaRkVeGeTt0
@DaRkVeGeTt0 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I thought I was the only one. Can I join your group brothers!
@carterslade8771
@carterslade8771 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how anyone in their right mind could like it" Dude, I LOVE it. But then again, I never claimed to be in my right mind. Still dig your videos, very entertaining.
@peterschattmann8298
@peterschattmann8298 2 жыл бұрын
If I could I'd give you 10 thumbs up for this epic rant!
@HackTheMovies
@HackTheMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed with everything except erasing Alien 3
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 2 жыл бұрын
Which version?
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently a secret one that only Tony has watched that's an entire different movie than the versions I've seen.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 жыл бұрын
Alien 3 is pretty great.
@DaRkVeGeTt0
@DaRkVeGeTt0 2 жыл бұрын
A3is garbage
@zacrast16
@zacrast16 2 жыл бұрын
Love your content man!
@BAGGStheAugmented
@BAGGStheAugmented Жыл бұрын
The more I think about this movie, the more I hate it. Because the more I think about it, I realize that almost EVERYTHING about this movie is so pathetically stupid. I can see the potential there with the setup, but it's done completely wrong, and just flat out bad. Wtf were they thinking making this trash? Some of the action scenes were ok, but even those parts felt a bit hollow and boring most of the time. All of the characters have to be some of the most idiotic I've ever seen in my life. And the way time passes in this movie seems completely off and unrealistic. The editing and pacing is terrible. The CGI looks bad. Crazy how a movie from 1986 can have much MUCH better visuals and effects.... And it's kind of amazing how every single character that dies means nothing. It's pointless. Even the ones that make it to the end get over their friends deaths disturbingly fast lol.... It's just baffling how bad it is. It feels insulting to the entire franchise. Alien Resurrection had more entertainment value than this complete turd, and that's just laughably sad.
@Matter-of-Fax
@Matter-of-Fax 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow I found your old rant before this one, both are on point and I love.
@Dina_tankar_mina_ord
@Dina_tankar_mina_ord 9 ай бұрын
I thought Prometheus had some issues but I thought a good follow up would patch a lot of that up. In stead it made it harder for me to really understand anything. I thought it would have been cool if David used and tricked Shaw into harboring an alien queen and that charlize would show up save the day by forcing a ship full of eggs to crash on lv426. at the same time revealing that she to was an android copy of Waylands lost daughter but never was excepted. But then david in a final moment manage to send a distress call. A perfect messiah complex arch.
@StarShipGray
@StarShipGray 7 ай бұрын
I had never seen this one because I didn’t like Prometheus and didn’t care to know what happens to Shaw and David, but I found Covenant for $5 on digital and picked it. I paid way too much.
@chilled99
@chilled99 2 жыл бұрын
Covenant had a lot of potential but I guess fans irrationally complaining about Prometheus led us to a mangled sequel to try and please them. Ridley should have stuck to his vision and let history judge it rather than loud Internet people
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 2 ай бұрын
Prometheus was flat out garbage, dude
@chilled99
@chilled99 2 ай бұрын
@@jeremyallen5974 Everyone has an opinion dude. You like what you like and don't what you don't, I'm not your boss.
@MrQuarantine
@MrQuarantine 2 жыл бұрын
Your Alien Covenshit rant from back in the day is what made me become a forever fan of yours. I can kind of dig the sparknotes version of that rant here, though this re-rant lacked the seething anger that made the original so iconic. Do more rants fresh after you see a movie. *I don't suppose we could get a Malignant Adam rants?*
@mrlelle111
@mrlelle111 2 жыл бұрын
Malignant is awesome my dude
@MrMachu22
@MrMachu22 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video Adam. After this horrible movie I just like to think of the series as alien and aliens. With the real ending being Ripley, Newt, and Hicks setting down on earth in a lake side cabin with uncle bishop dropping by once and a while.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. This is canon now.
@raidthanfl
@raidthanfl 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies agreed! Part 3 was one of the first rated r movies my folks took us to. Even as kids, my brother and I were so pissed for the off screen kills. It was hard to get part that. They fucked that movie so badly
@raidthanfl
@raidthanfl 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like alien isolation is a great spin off movie taking place long after ripley, hicks, and newt’s storyline is over
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
I keep wanting to pull the trigger and pick that up but always chicken out. Too many games to play still!
@peterschattmann8298
@peterschattmann8298 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies Adam, get that game NOW. I played it through and it's scary as hell. The Alien hunts you non-stop and you have to use your skill and cunning to stay alive. If you love Alien and Aliens then Alien Isolation is a must....trust me.
@austinodegard4793
@austinodegard4793 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to your videos each week. Thank you for making me laugh!
@withexpectancy5818
@withexpectancy5818 2 жыл бұрын
I love these rants😆
@Eizenstahl
@Eizenstahl 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of two movies I've seen (the other one was The Last Jedi) where I thought it would be great because of earlier movies in the same franchise (though I didn't like Prometheus) or good trailers (The trailer for The Last Jedi was really good...it just did not reflect the horribleness (if that is a word) of the "Wtfh is going on?" movie). It left me baffled with a lost of faith in humanity (and probably gave me brain cancer or at least herpes). But compared to The Last Jedi, this is a masterpiece though. It just craps all over the lore and make no or very little sense.
@UberNoodle
@UberNoodle 2 жыл бұрын
I must disagree with the prevailing opinion that Alien 3 is terrible. It's been significantly redeemed by the Assembly Cut. It would be a terrible shame it social media fan pressure convinced the studio to retcon it ... And what for? A retread of Aliens? Alien 3 Assembly Cut is a very poetic ending for the trilogy. If there's any retconning to go around, it should happen after that point.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 жыл бұрын
I'd take Alien 3 over an Aliens 2 fan service movie any day.
@DaRkVeGeTt0
@DaRkVeGeTt0 2 жыл бұрын
Both of y’all are beta males
@UberNoodle
@UberNoodle 2 жыл бұрын
@@DaRkVeGeTt0 Well onsidering that a "beta release" of anything is the a much more complete and finished version that is much closer to matching its required specifications (while an alpha release is a an early test version that filled with bugs and missing features and often risks being discarded without developing any further), I'll take that a a compliment!
@UberNoodle
@UberNoodle 2 жыл бұрын
@@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 Definitely. Scott has already does the damage to the Alien series' reputation and artistic integrity. The last thing fans need is a bubblegum movie that feels good but is easily discarded. A film designed by fan pressure is no different to one designed by corporate committee.
@DaRkVeGeTt0
@DaRkVeGeTt0 2 жыл бұрын
@@UberNoodle hahah that was a great comeback!!!
@niebo3179
@niebo3179 2 жыл бұрын
Normally a prequel is a bad idea, in general, because it usually eliminate all the cool mystery of those characters. But in this case it´s even worse. The xenomorphs needed to be a mystery, a creature from a a remote planet that maybe existed long before there were humans on Earth. The idea that humans were in part responsable of that creation makes the universe much smaller. I hate it. For me this franchise goes from Alien to Alien: Resurrection (yes, I enjoyed a lot that fun crazy movie with the European flavour that Jeunet gave us). All AvP, these prequels... are fanfics.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy Resurrection too!
@niebo3179
@niebo3179 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies You have a good taste, man.
@151balance
@151balance 2 жыл бұрын
I saw it available on streaming and was on the fence about watching it again.. Thanks for reminding why I thought it sucked to begin with!
@DrakeBarrow
@DrakeBarrow 2 жыл бұрын
Prometheus was better as an 'alternate universe' of Alien. Personally, I kinda enjoyed Covenant, but it had some SEVERE flaws, and I find that Scott wants to tell stories about the synthetics and not about xenos is hurting his xeno films.
@fantasiazplatkami
@fantasiazplatkami 2 жыл бұрын
the film was so stupid and boring
@jonnelsonguitar
@jonnelsonguitar 8 ай бұрын
It still hurts.😢
@kirkwagstaff9916
@kirkwagstaff9916 Ай бұрын
I love Alien COvenant even more than the original two movies. I love how they gave the alien some purpose, and it made 100% sense that the android created them. It also makes way for exciting content going forward and an alien TV series.
@IncPoint
@IncPoint 2 жыл бұрын
id take another rant of this pos film any day. Also Alien3 is underrated asf. Especially the producers cut
@a_lucientes
@a_lucientes 10 ай бұрын
So many things about this film didnt make sense to me. The most absurd part is that we are shown Walter throwing David around like a rag doll. He's much faster and stronger and yet,, just as they're all leaving, literally in those 3 minutes, he's able to switch clothes, remove his hand, swallow the alien embryos, and make it to the ship. Only Walter had self-healing skin. If you got there and saw the first thing this android does is cut his hair so he looks like Walter, you'd probably be on guard. Yet when she sees his face cut and not healing on its own (as Walter would) she doesnt even realize it. That whole switch was just ridiculous. If they had shown them as more equally matched and he had some realistic amount of time, then maybe, but the way they did it. I was like, not in a million years. She wouldve realized it right away bc the future of humanity was at stake. Or maybe not bc she's a dolt. Cant have it both ways.
@Maggbba
@Maggbba 2 жыл бұрын
The Hollywood way : Start with something inspiring and turn it into a joke. Fingers crossed for Dune.
@withexpectancy5818
@withexpectancy5818 2 жыл бұрын
So true🤣
@frankthecat1660
@frankthecat1660 2 ай бұрын
This comment actually aged rather well.
@MarkMarxonsBassChannel
@MarkMarxonsBassChannel 2 жыл бұрын
I like Prometheus too. It’s the force awakens of Aliens I.e ruined by its successors.
@MarkMarxonsBassChannel
@MarkMarxonsBassChannel 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewwood763 well said 🤝
@mitchturner7563
@mitchturner7563 2 жыл бұрын
Your sound effects are awesom!
@Thomas-VA
@Thomas-VA 3 ай бұрын
didn't like prometheus nor covenant, both may have beautiful sets but the doubt characters make this more a teen slasher than a scifi horror.
@xakpumpkinking8530
@xakpumpkinking8530 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out that the women in the med bay couldn't leave the room cause miss over-panic locked the door on her XD like yeah, just lock your friend in the room with the Alien, lil 1v1 action.
@annelacey7007
@annelacey7007 2 жыл бұрын
Your original review was gold! 😂
@JohnInTheShelter
@JohnInTheShelter 7 ай бұрын
I haven't watched your video and already like it. I think PROMETEUS' flaws are overshadowed by the characters and interesting scenes--they didn't surpass the chestburster, but they came much closer than I'd ever have thought.
@limbofightingsurvivorl.f.s37
@limbofightingsurvivorl.f.s37 2 жыл бұрын
I love these rants :)
@neophenom
@neophenom 2 жыл бұрын
Was that an Ace Ventura 2 callback Adam? Sounded a lot like the call to the elephant near the end. 😄 It was pretty spot on.
@beagsx3
@beagsx3 16 күн бұрын
Resurrection ruled the roost as the worst Alien movie in the franchise for a long time but then along came Covenant!
@MrDaddyBuff
@MrDaddyBuff 9 ай бұрын
You know it's bad when Alien Resurrection isn't the worst movie in the franchise.
@burnedbysound
@burnedbysound 4 күн бұрын
Obviously the xenomorph alien was not a native animal. The black goo is the actual alien life form, and the point of Prometheus was to explain how humans came to be, not the xenomorph, but the irony is that OUR origin story IS the origin story of the xenomorph since only a human host yields a xenomorph alien. The irony is that the xenomorph is created "literally and physically" in the image of humans, but it took the Android who humans created in their image to complete the work of the engineers, who created humans in their own image just to create the xenomorph.
@kingkold
@kingkold 2 жыл бұрын
My God this movie was such trash
@tl214amos4
@tl214amos4 Жыл бұрын
Love your take! New subscriber!
@PaulThomas-qb9cx
@PaulThomas-qb9cx 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I never watched this movie! But I'll happily watch hours of reviews trashing it.
@haydensargent1752
@haydensargent1752 2 жыл бұрын
Dude your so underrated
@Williamyarbrough
@Williamyarbrough 2 жыл бұрын
Damn man you have the same snarky attitude that i do. We would so enjoy ripping a movie apart together. Thanks for all your vids man.
@alistairhenshall9204
@alistairhenshall9204 7 ай бұрын
The franchise was dead decades before this let’s be honest
@PaulThomas-qb9cx
@PaulThomas-qb9cx 2 жыл бұрын
The characters in this movie seem to have made all the same mistakes as Star Trek since the 60s, but now we see the consequences of those boneheaded decisions.
@SkyExplosion
@SkyExplosion 2 жыл бұрын
Remember in the first Alien movie when characters where smart? Like Ripley not allowing the crew members on board when he has a facehugger on them, a little cold? Sure but smart. In fact the whole reason the crew died is due to the emotions of them wanting to bring the crewmember on board. Now just random stupid shit. Also wtf was the David rape thing about in this movie?
@mikes4865
@mikes4865 2 жыл бұрын
Just can't agree with you about Prometheus. I didn't waste my time on Covenant and glad I decided to pass on it.
@ethanbnyc
@ethanbnyc 9 күн бұрын
“Watch me…” *finish the quote*
@jordanpope1672
@jordanpope1672 2 жыл бұрын
prometheus is terrible. they take off their masks the same. one says “here kitty kitty” to a snake alien. everything but the acting is just as bad as covenant. both are terribly written.
@Jim_the_cynic
@Jim_the_cynic 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that the only good movies in this franchise are the first 2. Prometheus is okay. So many great ideas gone to waste. This film lost me completely when the main character said the same thing as Ripley from the first movie “I got you now you son of bitch”. Btw the way you make sound effects is hilarious dude 😂
@alicesck01
@alicesck01 2 ай бұрын
Lol "whyyyyy"...oh my yes ..i wonder why too
@MrDecessus
@MrDecessus 9 ай бұрын
The part I hate about these movies is how humans are so stupid that non of them could ever have pass basic math or much of anything else.
@johnbednar3191
@johnbednar3191 Жыл бұрын
Just saw this movie. I wish I hadn’t 😢
@toyvania
@toyvania 2 жыл бұрын
We live in a world where Predator, Matrix, Star Wars, and Alien movies suck. Please Hollywood, don't touch Back to the Future...please.
@withexpectancy5818
@withexpectancy5818 2 жыл бұрын
I could never get past her haircut.Thank you for speaking for me. 🙏🏾
@nicolasbecerra999
@nicolasbecerra999 2 жыл бұрын
The Adam Shit film trilogy. 1. Alíen Covenshit 2. Venom Let There Be Garbage. 3. The Matrix Shitrections.
@Evilfish82
@Evilfish82 Жыл бұрын
Prometheus was interesting because it elucidated the mystery of the alien ship from the first alien movie. I was always curious what the thing seated in that chair was. Anyway, the reveal wasn't exactly mind blowing but it wasn't bad either. Also the main character, Elisabeth Shaw was a very good character in my opinion. Then this abomination showed up. It wasn't really an Alien film, it was a movie about a crazy android with a god complex and had aliens in it. I can't blame the actor since he plays two parts, respectively the good android and the bad one. I liked the good one, not quite Bishop but not bad. The bad android was supposed to be some kind of super AI psycho but the vibe it gave off was "creepy douchebag". Anyway, after that movie I dread what will follow, since Prometheus was not much of a improvement on the franchise and covenant was a disaster. I am afraid that if that pattern continues the Alien franchise will die and that truly is a pity.
@biljam972
@biljam972 22 күн бұрын
I wonder why the bad Android made a cut on his cheek to look like a country android even though no one ever knew that the country android cut the bad android in the fight. I mean, he totally didn't need that cut except for the audience.
@OtomoTenzi
@OtomoTenzi Жыл бұрын
100% HATED the script, the actors, hated the way they looked, dressed, talked, and acted in this abysmal garbage trainwreck hopeless shitpile of a B-movie... NOTHING was even cannon about it from the first 2 or 3 Alien movies. NO sense of fear or any real suspense at all. Honestly expected ALOT MORE from Ridley Scott! Does 'method acting' even exist anymore?
@misterbobby8913
@misterbobby8913 2 жыл бұрын
14:53 😆🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely Loved this Part and I completely Agree Awesome Vid Man I wouldn't even be as lenient on Prometheus as you are, I also couldn't care less for Prometheus, it even bugs me. And this covenshit is exactly that, a covenshit. Ridley in my opinion sucks as a director. (What I'm saying may sound harsh but..yeah) notice how whenever he's released a sucky movie from the past decade or so, it's always "the director of gladiator and alien". Basically his only 2 praised movies. In my opinion, the guy just sucks.
@jimmyrolls37
@jimmyrolls37 Жыл бұрын
Promethus had enough depth that it deserved a proper follow up. Not what we got. Ridley Scott even admitted he backtracked due to fan backlash to Prometheus...he should have stuck to his original plan, whatever that may have been
@Ganon999
@Ganon999 2 жыл бұрын
This movie just reminds of Terminator: Dark Fate, totally unnecessary and fucks everything up lol I mean it had potential but man did anyone ever really want an origin story for the Xenomorph? It's one of those movie monsters that's way more scary not knowing where it comes from other than a derelict ship crashed on a desolate planet. I will say I like the concept of the Jockie's super weapons but they are never explained well enough, they are just extremely overpowered biological weapons that can create aliens? Ugh and how they made the synthetics main characters was just boring... You covered this really well so I'll stop ranting now 😂
@OtomoTenzi
@OtomoTenzi Жыл бұрын
Now where the fuck are those P.P.E. Blasters when ya need 'em most?
@LukeLovesRose
@LukeLovesRose 10 ай бұрын
Give me a break. This movie is nowhere near that. That would make Alien 3 a good movie and that's impossible
@Ganon999
@Ganon999 10 ай бұрын
@@LukeLovesRose Both movies can be bad at the same time and they are.
@6ny8
@6ny8 6 ай бұрын
Just make a pre-pre-prequil with just all Davids running amok.
@Star_cab
@Star_cab 3 ай бұрын
I was not a fan of Prometheus. However the ship crashing then running scene is a 50/50 you run to the right the ship could flop the to that side. Go to the left, the ship could go that way.
@nelsong27
@nelsong27 2 жыл бұрын
I walked out of the theater thinking, "what the fuck did I just watch?". Terrible movie. And I love the Alien franchise.
@AncientOne777
@AncientOne777 9 ай бұрын
I will never accpet alien covenant as canon. As in my opinion it ruins Aliens lore and is a major recon for the engineers and predators. So i will only ever see it as a Bad spin off.
@hollandrocksls
@hollandrocksls 2 жыл бұрын
I have no clue what the last few aliens movie. ..... Are about
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
That's something you and Ridley Scott have in common.
@killah_disciple1
@killah_disciple1 2 жыл бұрын
Country Bumpkin android Kip 😂😂😂. Come on Adam!
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Haha sorry!
@jaydub7386
@jaydub7386 7 ай бұрын
Baby Ripley, WTF?
@trumanburbank4291
@trumanburbank4291 2 жыл бұрын
Alright you triggered me; Not in the bad way but in a "I'm going to give advice though I know these types of comments can be annoying" type of way. Okay, so Bloodbath and Beyond was very transparent lately and moved to a new channel. WHY? TENS OF THOUSANDS SUBSCRIBERS ARE BEHIND YOU?! Because they realized most of their subs were "dead" subs. So me being the not marketing genius I am listening learned that the reason why you aren't as popular as you should be is because KZbins algorithm shows less traffic even though you have such a high sub count. A.K.A. The algorithm thinks that your show sank but people stick around out of pity. A.K.A. Dead subs = Dead Channel. Welp do with that information as you will. Adam I truly wish you the best, one of my favorites to be exact. I'm going to shut up now and finish the video and become a patreon. Much love Brother.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks my man. I've had several talks with Bloodbath and they are just as lost as I am. We are both trying different approaches and will continue to learn and keep each other in the loop. I put out a video discussing my approach a few months back and on the whole, things are definitely improving. It's a very slow process though but I'm optimistic nevertheless. Thanks again!
@trumanburbank4291
@trumanburbank4291 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies I have seen that video I think it was called "How I revived my KZbin channel" and you gave helpful hints. I think it's awesome that you all talk behind the scenes; You all bring great quality and fun; I amongst most appreciate that. Thank you. Review The Truman Show DAMMIT lol; much love Adam.
@trumanburbank4291
@trumanburbank4291 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies yep I'm an idiot, I forgot that you and BB did an episode together, I usually think of Tony and "End of Days" and "Devils Advocate" speaking of which, Shoutout to Tony from Hack the Movies.
@AdamDoesMovies
@AdamDoesMovies 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tony. We talk weekly. Yeah, Jay has been in a couple of my videos randomly over the years. Really great guy. I asked him how his new channel experiment is going and he said it's too early to tell still. I freekin' love Truman Show. I should do a Jim Carrey Appreciation episode down the road. He's one of my favorite actors! Maybe closer to Sonic 2's release.
@trumanburbank4291
@trumanburbank4291 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamDoesMovies A Jim Carrey appreciation vid or month would be incredible. You're too cool; thank you.
@MELK0R87
@MELK0R87 2 жыл бұрын
“Your haircut is fucking dumb and I hate you for having it”…and this is why I’m subbed lol, so immature but right
@6ny8
@6ny8 6 ай бұрын
I just like Fasstbender’s portrail of calculated evil.
@Deafwing
@Deafwing 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Alien Covenant rant soft reboot
@chagoizem5893
@chagoizem5893 2 жыл бұрын
Scooby Doo logic,hahaha!!
@wasabi-in-my-eye3134
@wasabi-in-my-eye3134 9 ай бұрын
I'm still hoping for a prometheus sequel.
@thatjackass1403
@thatjackass1403 7 ай бұрын
i loved what they were doing and promethus not the characters god no but the world building of the universe.....Yeah no alien covenant said fuck that and just ruin the whole lore it confused me even more then promethus did not to mention it was boring
@kelcastle7645
@kelcastle7645 2 жыл бұрын
The snake performance was the best! You should've been in the movie.
@GRT666
@GRT666 2 жыл бұрын
Anymore I give a R. Scott movie a big nope when I hear either "everyone hates me because of my faith in god." or "Protocols be damned! Get that guy in here with his skin sloughing off. We can save him!"
@junoblade1017
@junoblade1017 Жыл бұрын
In the first film the mystery of not knowing where they came from was really scary. Covenant ruined that not knowing their origins. what a franchise fucker!
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 2 жыл бұрын
IWe got a 2 in 1 right here, literal shitty chain saw massacre in space and a weird ass but cool-ish android flick all in one.
@antoniocox23
@antoniocox23 2 жыл бұрын
You were a brave soul watching that movie again your eyes 👨
@Dogomatic
@Dogomatic 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it for what it was… not as much as Prometheus but not bad
@LukeLovesRose
@LukeLovesRose 10 ай бұрын
I'm sorry but nothing is as bad as Alien 3. This was fun and fascinating to me. I loved the way they manually fixed the ship. It felt like watching 2001: A Space Odyssey. And the original Alien was made to look like that and feel like Texas Chainsaw. And I loved how they made me completely hate and despise the android, David
@mrinvisible9175
@mrinvisible9175 7 ай бұрын
Resurrection is far worse than Alien 3 … resurrection is truly moronic.
@LukeLovesRose
@LukeLovesRose 7 ай бұрын
@@mrinvisible9175 Its silly af but it's at least watchable
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is the worst film in the franchise. (Not counting the AVP movies.)
@carterslade8771
@carterslade8771 2 жыл бұрын
You like this movie less than Ressurection?
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 жыл бұрын
​@@carterslade8771 Yes, I prefer Resurrection to both Covenant and Prometheus. It has less problems and the characters are way less stupid. It also does less damage to the franchise.
@LukeLovesRose
@LukeLovesRose 10 ай бұрын
Nothing in this franchise (not counting the AVP movies) is as bad as Alien 3.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 10 ай бұрын
@@LukeLovesRose Every movie except for Alien and Aliens is worse, so... not correct.
@richarddrenka
@richarddrenka 11 ай бұрын
this film is an example what happens if you care-pick total idiots into crew (even into film crew) and give them some important task.. it's just a disgusting grotesque where every second is painful to witness
@raghav9646
@raghav9646 2 жыл бұрын
Can you do Why The Godfather Trilogy was such a cultural Phenomenon or People Quoting the movies.
@robart1979
@robart1979 2 жыл бұрын
Aliens franchise should be over, the time for metroid is at hand. It should make for a decent replacement. I have the whole movie in my head
@guyjperson
@guyjperson 2 жыл бұрын
Wheatly! HA!
@RobinJohnstonphotography
@RobinJohnstonphotography 3 ай бұрын
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