Alien Medical Students Learn Why Humans Can Survive Anything!

Alien Medical Students Learn Why Humans Can Survive Anything! | Best HFY Stories

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@Ty-ep4rg Ай бұрын

Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. [Fry opens his mouth] Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth. Fry: I only have one. Zoidberg: Really?

@aaronoriain229 Ай бұрын

Episode one, fantastic intro to a series

@katsunada Ай бұрын

Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth and say *trumpeting noise*

@spencersholden Ай бұрын

@@aaronoriain229episode two actually. Zoidberg isn’t in episode one

@Sinful_morality 2 күн бұрын

Why did I read that in their voices dammit?

@spencersholden 2 күн бұрын

@@Sinful_morality cause Billy West is really good at talking to himself.

@silverbird425 Ай бұрын

My husband is a lot like Bill . . . he spent most of his childhood years in South Florida and used to fish and dive in fresh and salt water. He as an ecletic collection of scars on his arms from all sorts of things but no fish bites. Before he goes back, he wanted to get inoculations for hepatitis and other things. His doctor asked why and when he explained, the doctor agreed and signed off on it.

@zq8048 29 күн бұрын

BILL,LIKE BILL CIPHER?!!?

@silverbird425 29 күн бұрын

@@zq8048 no more like the mc in the story.

@jenniferstewarts4851 Ай бұрын

You know, all of these first contact and trade stories... i can honestly see first contact with earth being a screw up. Picture a small freighter miss jumping into earth system, picking up radio signals, throwing on the auto translation system, finding a control tower freq, asking for beacon freqs for landing, and landing at a major airport

@retrozmachine1189 Ай бұрын

That would certainly explain all those UFO reports with the fuzzy blinking lights that look suspiciously like aircraft landing lights.

@jenniferstewarts4851 Ай бұрын

@@retrozmachine1189lol. Some poor atc, end of shift trying to figure out why TCX 3148 isn't showing up on his transponder system even though the pilot insists their transponder is on, then ops to qualify it as another malfunction, as they desend threw 90,000 feet on emergency approach to Pearson international

@boomkruncher325zzshred5 Ай бұрын

@@retrozmachine1189Do not ascribe to malice what can easily be explained with incompetence 🤣

@xBruceLee88x Ай бұрын

Especially if a warship drops out of warp blaring "immigrant song" on all frequencies lol

@silverbird425 Ай бұрын

now THAT would be soooooo coool! Have you ever heard the dialog out of the New York City airport? Especially for Emerati planes that had an engine fire?

@HrLBolle Ай бұрын

I can't shake the feeling that all of the universes will eventually form one completed timeline

@TR1P0DL1F3 Ай бұрын

Dumb question, but how common is the "i should have died several times by now, but somehow here i am" trope IRL? I thought i was an anomaly.

@docdat3468 Ай бұрын

More common as many think but we are so numb to it that it mostly doesn't even register to us how many close calls we have especially if we walk away without anything.

@laughingcloud3516 Ай бұрын

way more common than you would think. A lot of people don't realize just how close they were to dying and write it off as an ordinary day.

@randomcontent789 Ай бұрын

“Were you killed?” “Sadly, yes. But I lived!”

@kabanzai Ай бұрын

Depends, I've been declared dead 32 times so I doubt it's that uncommon.

@Gaster601 Ай бұрын

suprisingly often, as others said, many people don't even realize the amount of them jumping the shark. From personal experience, I at least almost died 3 times. 1st time it was a really bad bronchitis as a child, 2nd time around 14 years ago when I was almost struck by lightning while driving on my scooter, last time was around 3 years ago when I got lyme disease bycause a tick bit me and I didn't notice until it was in the later stages, luckily the lyme didn't cause meningitis, only lyme arthritis (which caused permanent damage to my knee). There are probably so many more moments where I almost died without me even noticing.

@wow-roblox8370 Ай бұрын

The mispronunciation of freighters is one of the most stand out things, if this was intentional for engagements, good job! Otherwise please double check before publishing.

@conradrolla Ай бұрын

I have the same problem I had a little bit of pain in my right side but thought it was gas! 3 days later I went to the urgent care and got an x-ray 6 Hours later I had my appendix removed and it burst on the table just after removing it!

@cmvp8422 27 күн бұрын

It happened the opposite to me as a kid, I has a lot of gas but it got seen as appendicitis and the doctor almost removed it.

@thehugemoby1780 Ай бұрын

i remember when i got an inner ear infection when i was around 16 and it ended up bursting my ear drum, blood and other stuff came out of my ear, but surprisingly just like the guy in this story it didn't hurt all that bad. i healed perfectly and still have perfect hearing just like the story, i wasn't close to death though... also is that pain disorder a real thing?

@riddler356_fuck_you Ай бұрын

Pain disorders do exist, where people feel no or reduced pain. And some people's sensitivity reduces over time. As for a flip, where low pain becomes alot and alot becomes little, no clue

@Wraithfire27 Ай бұрын

I think there are a few pain disorders like that. Leprosy does that as well.

@thehugemoby1780 Ай бұрын

@@Wraithfire27 well shit guess i gotta get that checked...

@kdrapertrucker Ай бұрын

I've spent quite a bit of time in Carmel the last few months due to my shoulder replacement surgery and associated physical therapy. The roundabouts work really well. Now there is a roundabout near my house at I-65 and SR-28, and Lafayette has started buolding roundabouts as well.

@Maeshalanadae Ай бұрын

I’d imagine they’d faint dead away if they knew Earth proper’s deadliest pathogens. Rabies, malaria, Naegleria, smallpox, Bubonic, immunodeficiency viruses, tuberculosis, need one go on? 😂

@apveening Ай бұрын

Yup, you forgot Ebola and Hanta.

@boomkruncher325zzshred5 Ай бұрын

Covid too, can’t forget the latest multimillion-killer after all!

@kaylaherrera4544 Ай бұрын

or… *shivers*… prion diseases.

@RogatkaWR Ай бұрын

@@kaylaherrera4544 we can't even deal with those, imagine how bad it'd mess up an alien

@stalinsoulz7872 Ай бұрын

@@kaylaherrera4544one fo yhe things tgat scares me. You cant exterminate proteins that mess up bodues once it came contact to any life forms. Aka we screwed up of bringing wolves to near extinction that sick deers have birth a scary pathogen that have yet to pass through human. If it did. That's what likely will merc us to extinction

@alexandrabadoiu4986 Ай бұрын

Human biology, it's going to be interesting

@cybercifrado Ай бұрын

I think you misspelled "terrifying". Wait until they find out humanity is related to regular earthworms...

@alexblankenship7831 Ай бұрын

Funny thing is this is an actuall fact that can happen, I would love one that goes in detail on human biology, or possibly the great war and second world war

@Shythalia Ай бұрын

Damn. That guy has some crazy stories.

@fredshort8970 Ай бұрын

AHHH 7:10 its pronounced PH RATE ER. the story's are amazing tho keep up the good work :)

@tyrannosuperior5248 Ай бұрын

Alright! My birthday and a new HFY story!

@StarboundHFY Ай бұрын

happy birthday!!

@MargaretKolosky Ай бұрын

happy birthday I hope it is good for you.

@whosagreekgod4135 Ай бұрын

You know... I wouldn't think xeno biologists would find it strange to hear about the different sickness and infections that we get to be honest. Even coming from a death world. I would imagine they have a lot of similar diseases. I mean crabs tend to carry many parasites at least they do here on earth. So maybe xenon don't carry that many pathogens?

@LecherousLizard Ай бұрын

A lot of these stories paint xenos as quarians, i.e. they barely have any predators or other dangers to life on the planet, if not outright being mutually beneficial.

@009dracko Ай бұрын

Human: "You think that's crazy. We can even replace body parts; and not just with organic ones, either."

@cybercifrado Ай бұрын

And Bill shrugged... it all off like it was just another day in the life of a human.

@skapur Ай бұрын

Interesting and engaging story. Any follow-up stories?

@Vherstinae Ай бұрын

Yes! This is part of the Human Commonwealth universe, which has a playlist on this channel! I'm glad you like my stories!

@silverbird425 Ай бұрын

@@Vherstinae good to know! For the Math Homework! With Energy and 7 words!

@ManuelPinner Ай бұрын

people can get heartworms who have compromised immune systems from their dogs,

@Shythalia Ай бұрын

"Freight", & subsequently "freighter", is pronounced as /freyt/.

@larryl43 Ай бұрын

Thank you

@21TheRonin Ай бұрын

Yeah, Bill is definitely a mutant of some kind.

@danholmblad9925 Ай бұрын

You go overboard on graffiti. Keep up the awesome work.

@BaddAtom Ай бұрын

great voice!!

@FrostYT4444 Ай бұрын

Endermen going crazy

@sergent40 Ай бұрын

Umm one critique: Freighter is not pronounced Fright-er

@silverbird425 Ай бұрын

now THAT depends upon the maintenance records and if the crew is Russian or not . . .

@sergent40 Ай бұрын

@silverbird425 😂 🤣 🤣

@sarthaknaik507 Ай бұрын

10.50 its dandadan shrimp alien

@cybercifrado Ай бұрын

Got milk?

@ManuelPinner Ай бұрын

this shows when you fill documents especially medical or legal document you use standard plain English!

@derisathartfelt Ай бұрын

How did he pass the physical health in personal history to goto space?

@bmac9936 Ай бұрын

Guess you missed the part where he said that he had never set foot on earth.

@karlsmith2570 Ай бұрын

7:03 Did anyone else cringe at the way Larissa pronounced "Freighter," or was it just me??

@munjerkucci Ай бұрын

It's just you. I thought it was cute. Fryter lol.

@xBruceLee88x Ай бұрын

@4:40 looks a lot like Beerus

@tmote-O76 Ай бұрын

You probably should have mentioned the weird hearing you get after the rupture or ruptures in my case. Sounds are loud then quiet or somehow both at the same time. It can mess with balance, and you can't fly anywhere for weeks or months. Not very fun times, and I disagree about the no pain part. Like the story though.

@stevenwarnock2334 Ай бұрын

It is pronounced "FRAY-tur" not "fry-ter."

@retrozmachine1189 Ай бұрын

A frighter is when they deliver the parcel so quickly it's just scary.

@jimmyhenderson2860 Ай бұрын

I was going to sat something also, 1st time i have heard her miss that bad.

@S4M4R1T4N 9 күн бұрын

I really need to know who thinks septum piercings are nice.

@kitrana Ай бұрын

and you lost me at 15 minutes. they have an insectoid species dont tell me they dont have spiracles or a more distributed air intake system evolved from spiracles. this is the problem of most of HFY for me, hey the rest of the universe is just evolved weaker so humans automatically get the gold.

@cmvp8422 27 күн бұрын

I mean tbh most intelligent species get weaker and smaller compared to their non-evolved forms. If we evolved from monkeys it's the same case. Monkeys mey be kinda smart but never to our intelligence level, but in exchange their strength is comparable to 4-5 adult males.