Alien Students Shocked by Humans' Combat Tactics | HFY | Sci-Fi Story

[@CosmicHFY]

Don't forget to subscribe to my channel to be notified of more videos. ❤️

[@carlchapman4053]

At first we thought Humans were insane but after years of studying their tactics we concluded that they are insanely dangerous!

[@jimmyboy131]

...but after a brief study we have concluded that they are, in fact, insane.

[@dusankljaic2470]

be human get drunk go into a fight start losing call an orbital canon to obliterate your enemys and probably continue like nothing happened now that's peak human comedy 😂

[@0INFERNO1]

Sound like something I watched happen in GTA online LOL Guy picked a fight with another player, got his butt handed to him repeatedly and ran to his facility and used the orbital cannon to try and blow up the other player. Didn't work because his opponent saw where the idiot was headed and jumped into one of his properties. It was fun watching the whole thing.

[@B1izzardHawk]

Reminds me of mass effect. In there, the turians were a militaristic race that had defeated all challengers. But when they engaged humans in the first contact war, they managed to get some early victories, but they were unprepared for human tactics of severing their supply lines when they counter attacked. When both races geared up for total war, the governing body of the galaxy intervened as they realized that the humans had the resources and manpower that there would be no clear victor. Since a war would devastate both species and likely others pulled into it, they stopped it before it began. Then there was their shock at our ships. They had a treaty that declared races could only have a certain amount of dreadnoughts/battleships. With the humans, they thought we had a large amount of them and demanded we dismantle them, only to find out that they're actually carriers with light weaponry since we put more emphasis on fighter support than the big ships.

[@dutchboy9273]

We are humans, we are never out gunned.

[@0INFERNO1]

Alien: The human appears unarmed. The Human: Let me just rub this stick on this rough rock for a few seconds.

[@capnkwick4286]

"Though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil. For I am the meanest sumbitch in the valley"

[@Grim-Thesis]

“Unless your next words are direct treason to the empower you may speak” the amount 40k I wanna add here is too much for reality

[@Blood_Red_2607]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!

[@baohoang4966]

Others Cadets: *Cool names that highlighted their family military traditional A single Commander's name: "More car!!"

[@tureytayno3154]

I was probably Morcar. But the reading system misinterpreted it, Baohoang.

[@samsignorelli]

Ahhhh....those reporting statements bring back basic training memories.

[@grogvaughan5649]

Human "proportional" response has been code named the "John Wick" protocol.

[@warhawkbm]

Indeed, if the response to a pet being murdered isnt the genocide of the nearby "Cartel sized" hitman organization, then was the response even considered Proportional?

[@ericankney5957]

Fat Electrician always air quotes 'proportional'

[@grogvaughan5649]

@@ericankney5957 that's why I did it. Gotta love Nick

[@aaronharper1209]

I feel like they wouldn’t understand battlefield attrition considering they retreat instead of fighting a losing battle.

[@generalilbis]

I'd imagine they understand the concept of battlefield attrition...they just don't see the point in engaging in such practices. I mean...humans could be extremely prolific breeders in comparison to other species, so the idea of using "meat grinder" tactics could be highly illogical and automatically avoidable to a race that only breeds one specific time in their lifespan.

[@nesapanjalingam704]

Thank you for this story 😊😊😊 I enjoyed this 🤗🌺🤗

[@sonet66]

Really like this story it’s quite funny 👍👍

[@John-f6z6g]

Dont touch our boats

[@AidanPryde09]

we destroyed 8 boats and they threw the sun at us, twice ^^

[@Svensk7119]

​@@AidanPryde09So...... in the future, every human is an American?

[@Svensk7119]

​@@AidanPryde09In training and doctrine, if not in allegiance?

[@grogvaughan5649]

​@Svensk7119 there's a reason why nations trip over each other to train with us.. just saying

[@warhawkbm]

@@Svensk7119 Every American is human, humans with the freedom to defend their own and neighbors alike.

[@peerpede-p.]

Seems like some have read Machiavelli...

[@CoffeeTheFreshmaker]

I like how a lot of these stories only manage to make humans look amazing by making the aliens look absolutely incompetent, to the degree you start wondering how these lukewarm IQ beings even got to outer space in the first place. How is reinforcements and backup special in any way? It's such a basic concept. How the hell do they patrol for pirates? They see a ship getting attacked and go "well they're engaged there, should wait our turn derp". Sorry, it frustrated me.

[@tonylu2471]

It could be a matter of honor.

[@magnarcreed3801]

Because sometimes even backup is a losing battle and not normally worth it. To humans it’s a primal thing. They could also come from a lineage of prey species.

[@reuvenpolonskiy2544]

Tribalism for the win

[@noahkleugh9323]

Great story!

[@tureytayno3154]

In these stories I noticed a recurring theme: Humans are awesome. Aliens: Not so much.

[@StyxRiverGynoid]

HFY == Humans, fuck YEAH! So your observation is spot on :)

[@treyriver5676]

Very soviet style of speech

[@treykenley3499]

All these stories are getting pretty much the same. Humans are either the most amazing and OP thing discovered, are on the brink of extinction, looking stupid and inconsiderate of other cultures, or simply too shy about everything and timid. Though enjoyable and ofetn funny why are there practicly none where there is some even footing and respect between the two.

[@slimeinabox]

Ok that was “written” by an AI

[@hy78an]

The spelling is so bad, you just can not read it.

[@margiestevens2384]

I read the transcript. What spelling errors? Alien names are created and spelled however the author chooses. There are grammar errors here and there, but I chalked those up to the author trying to create an alien pattern of speech. Maybe this comment was attached to the wrong story?

[@tonysurber9111]

I dont like these kinds of stories. Not because of scifi which I love, but because they are all about stroking our egos. Lose the loser egos people, and then humanity would really be a force to be reckonned with !

[@merion297]

Couldn't grasp the trail who is who, who speaks to who and when back, and which cruiser class is of which species, human or alien… 🤦‍♂ 7 minutes of my life wasted, KZbin algorithm misguided.

[@merion297]

"Very good forecast"?! 1:23 Sorry but is it impossible to review the dumb automatic captioning process before finishing a video? I see these dumb miscaptioning everywhere on KZbin or Tiktok. Ruins the show, every show.