Hfy A Sci-Fi Story : Humans Didn't Get The Memo

[@HfystoryPlanet]

I'm very close to 1000 subscribers, can you please throw a flying head on the subscribe button? 🥳🥳🥳

[@Iamaaa2]

Ah, I think you owe me a phone screen.lol

[@grogvaughan5649]

22hrs after the post you're at 1k. Congratulations 🎊 👏 😊

[@jeffreyshreve1277]

I am going to make sure you don't have a stupid AI that cannot spell and mispronounces words all the time before I subscribe. I did like this story though and will continue to listen for more.

[@anon1muz726]

Good story new subb

[@jtjr26]

Knowing humans like we do I could certainly see us as a species refusing to abandon FTL research as well as looking for shortcuts.

[@edgarcastillo2804]

Nice story. Very different point of view of a galactic order. A freedom contract lol

[@MrGchiasson]

Fun read! I was wondering if you'd make the "interstellar internet..AOL That would have been hilarious! With the "You've got mail" voice-over..

[@HorrorStoryChronicless]

Nice story brooooo

[@BenjaminKibbey]

I always find it interestng how much of the HFY stuff kind of hits very "Humans of the future are basically America on a galactic scale."

[@tadeolaguarda6965]

Or at least what American like to say they are like

[@JimTrawick]

@poiujnbvcxdswq one of the weakest things I’ve ever read. Sound like you’re jealous.

[@gurr1264]

Because authors are 'murikans. Same with isekai light novels always containing a small island to the east that have kimonos, rice and katanas, because japonees wrote them. Or korean manhwas always roll down to hunters conquering towers.

[@JoannaHammond]

OMG, there must entire planets going bankrupt due to medical bills then.

[@Trafficaloco]

Nice short!

[@stevebradbury7757]

The entire galaxy 'it can't be done', humans 'it's done'😂.

[@mugenokami2201]

Human: it’s been done for a while now

[@TheHiredGun187]

"The entire galaxy 'it can't be done', humans 'it's done'" More like The entire galaxy 'it can't be done', humans 'hold my beer'

[@jj_gaming2589]

Galaxy: it’s impossible Humans: ima bout to pull a pro gamer move Also humans: ima end this man’s whole career

[@allielightfoot2769]

I really enjoyed this one. Great perspective

[@Reckless-mindfulness]

Good story

[@thomashazlewood4658]

This seems to have borrowed a lot from the Roman Empire. Socii keep their own laws and customs, subject to Terran control of foreign and military policy, eventually leading to full 'Roman' status. Even under great duress, most socii will remain loyal to the functioning 'Roman' society.

[@nesapanjalingam704]

Thank you 💐🌺💐for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏

[@mark11145]

Great concept, wonderful story.

[@sebnemdinc9707]

Good story, thanks 😊

[@einyv]

Enjoyed that.

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

Humanity sets out to make 5 impossble things possible by lunch time xD

[@Kitsune10060]

some one got a bunch of grunts together and told them they could go home after they got FTL working. only took till lunch cause one of them needed to make a beer run.

[@randar1969]

I liked this story an alternative to humans are space orcs stories you so often encounter.

[@VTX00128]

Seems so much like the Federation.🖖

[@davidvankasteren361]

A very, just kind and fun story! I enjoyed it a lot :D

[@tdogtexan3445]

should have taken a 10% tax on resources

[@russellstyles5381]

They say that there must have been a 5th giant planet before the late heavy bombardment. It got throw out of the system. Apparently models seem to need this missing planet to recreate our current status.

[@Science2Fiction-bl3ki]

Memo to humans 🎉

[@susan-of6xd]

I wish that this planet was like that. But then, isn’t that….friendship?

[@Darkwintre]

Oh we started making up ways of pulling that off, Star Trek 3 is a good example of the slingshot maneuver and was even shown in an episode from the 1960's around the time the US landed on the moon in 1969. Have you heard about the blue police telephone box? Why are you checking the spare room, no we don't have one up here they're normally found on the planet below only hard core fans try to bring one with them. Yes we know they scare you, Chibdall really messed things up.

[@daviderwin9964]

Does anyone know were I can find the story that shows an octopus looking alien that won’t negotiate with the humans

[@hcook1023]

Galatic Conquest - Franchise Style

[@lovenicholson]

That was cool. I can not wait till more of us realize that we can this here, today, and our future would be a thing of fantasy for all mankind.

[@PerStenback]

So essentially 1. Every other species goes: "Yeah, science and math says logistics will be a nightmare, let's just focus on the nearby neighbourhood" while humans go "Yeah, we are going to selectively choose to ignore the science and math about this and just put some think-tank and elbow grease into it" and after humans solves the problem they will 2. roll right up into every other neighbourhood and just be "Sup homie, look at all the cool shit I got. You wanna join up in our awesome FTL club?"

[@blackenpowerment0140]

No Check, No Vote!! I'm 67!

[@rbtsubs]

Uranus isn't a giant though right?

[@SovietReunionYT]

I mean it is. Anything that can hold its hydrogen has to be considered a giant. Also it's the same size as Neptune, so either both are giants or neither are.

[@xianthugz1]

humans what are the memo is that a food

[@d4n737]

why tf is elon musk talking to the aliens?

[@HfystoryPlanet]

Haajajha lol

[@paulqueripel3493]

He is one?

[@jeffjames4064]

Why not, they work for him.

[@jeffjames4064]

You forgot to mention "Rap and R and B as a part of the death world discription.

[@zephyrstrife4668]

I'm sorry, I tried to follow this one... But I'm wondering who is saying what in this story. At first it seemed to be from the perspective of the human... Then it seemed to be about some creature other than a human... The way the sentences are arranged in this story kind of feels like it was made without punctuation. It's a good premise, but I got lost very quickly.

[@thomashazlewood4658]

No humans were involved in the conversation.

[@gregi787]

then they learn tik-tok, then toxic media then all alien gathered and destroyed humanity