Alien Students Stunned When Deathworlder’s “Relaxation Technique” Involves High-Stress Combat Drills

[@randyfowler6498]

excellent i am an underwater diver, a parachutist, a skiing master, plus other things, life is too fun to sit still. thanks for the story.

[@Magical-Tin-Can]

It would actually be really cool to see a part 2 of this, this is really cool!

[@jamiepatterson1214]

Who would have thought a game of paintball could excite more reserve aliens. The takeaway from this story deals with not forgetting how to have fun among serious times. Too often, adults forget how to have fun because they concentrated on or were so focused on being an adult. It's as though the world expects adults to have weened themselves from children's play and accept what's considered to be the adult's role in life. Sarah did more than just introduce a new human game. She caused the students to forget themselves and gather as a group of students instead of different species sticking together.

[@hyac-nth]

sarah & i were twinning @ the beginning legit burst out laughing right b4 she did

[@randywatkins3306]

This one is OUT STANDING 😅 EAT SHIT AND LAUGHING 😂

[@faemike55]

I found myself chuckling throughout the story. The Dean wanted Sarah to develop a new curriculum regarding a mix of earth madness and fun. I cannot wait to see what happens next. I wonder how she would set up Frisby Golf.

[@Grim-HEX]

Not only is the story ai written and narrated by an ai but it would seem 99% of the commenters are bots

[@janggau185]

Look into the subject line of this supposed creation. You will notice a #HFY which is one of 6 AI generated channels all being used to promote the same stories with either the same AI voice or one of 2 female AI voices. Funniest part is when it spells out the words "in" "am" "no".

[@alexmunoz569]

They like watching KZbin videos too 😂

[@georgeolson3996]

😊It was ...about 55 years ago and on another boring winter day at dinner time in the university cafeteria that some rowdier bored make students had had enough of HARD STALE bread rolls when the winter blahs were broken by a call for "Food Fight!!!!" The sight of inedible hard stale bread rolls exploding like snowballs in the wall was just what was needed. It was -22 degrees Fahrenheit outside that night. A protest against the crooked head of the food service and his corrupted incompetent friend the senior cook. It is good to find that the Galactic University does not have similar gastronomic problems for that memory was what came to my mind as the story moved from the gym to the opening of the cafeteria's door.

[@kazoosc]

"their ice dogs bobbing" ... imagining translucent Chihuahuas hopping about

[@AkReaper]

Is this a continuation of... "a human demonstrates human self defence tactics". It's probably off, but close enough.

[@daveofyorkshire301]

They're that advanced and they don't have robotic or drone cleaners?

[@eichzoernchen]

they are that advanced and they have people with jobs

[@daveofyorkshire301]

@@eichzoernchen it's an alien space station you think they have human caretakers or even a basic economy with and intergalactic empire?

[@michaellinnet6095]

LOL. That's a life lesson moment. You didn't get permission for this, so you take responsibility. You made the mess, you clean it up. Once it turns into a regular team building class the janitorial department will handle cleanup.

[@andrewham1397]

Im not sure why, but it annoys me when the ai says sweet summer child. Nobody says that.