Aliens - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 16

This week's topic is Aliens!
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[@TheWhyFiles]

Next Cryptid episode: "The Barefoot Contessa". There have been sightings of this creature in Wine Country on Eastern Long Island.

[@lexycondeelis]

Omg yessss ❤❤

[@shaun906]

did anybody else think it was the wi-fi files lol

[@bosemp6019]

If the episode is called, "The Bigfoot Contessa," I'd be all over that

[@Larry_Parada]

YESSS!!! IM WAITING FOR THIS! Looks like i may have to go find this creature and witness nature myself😂😂

[@ineedmyhat]

12:39 Nick is like a DJ dropping the beat 😂 holy shit liza snitchelli

[@NickSmith09]

Extended episode this week!😜😂

[@tripaffleck]

yeh it is. ✌🤟

[@jhart1127]

Nick doing the Lords work 🫡

[@ResidentialYenta]

Thatsa blessing. 🙏Thatsa blessing. 🙏

[@diehoffart]

You’re spoiling us

[@Kermode48]

Will it be as long as it took you to learn about WW1&2?

[@teableu]

Nick's autobiography "Scared of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once"

[@Buckboy2024]

Perfect!

[@ClaireHudgens]

The silence when Nick remembered to press the button was defeaning😂

[@shellysara3934]

😂 YASSSSSSSSSSSS

[@485OCEAN]

you. have. one. job 😂😂😂😂

[@palmwittikerjuicely]

To be fair I wouldn't know how to act around that impromptu republican voice either. It was jarring

[@datingissuchadrag8461]

I loved the UPA mix-up. Had a vision of aliens drinking Unidentified Pale Ale ❤.

[@ConLustig]

I thought my audio cut lol

[@jayroc62]

“Am I using ‘universe’ correctly?” Is the universe in the room with us now??👁️👄👁️

[@lauraquinones4662]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alinaigrad]

Nick, you are the universe experiencing itself. 😅

[@CossackGene]

It's giving "the moon is a planet"

[@Buckboy2024]

OMG.

[@cme5176]

"F-16 is like a bingo number" I LIVE! 😂

[@Jfleshman1209]

😂😂😂

[@denisepaul7274]

… and Bingo was his nameo

[@leenthegirl]

I took a bite RIGHT before he said this and almost spit it out I was laughing so hard

[@bobcooper82]

Fingo? Bingfo? Bifgo?

[@andreamarie6501]

This podcast is turning into a "Nick Goes Back to Elementary School" series and I'm living for it 😅😂

[@jerrywood4508]

"Phenomenon is P?" There's always a bit of gold in these.

[@jimmyduke7578]

Matteo's face was great when Nick uttered that chicanery.

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

“You’re uneducated!” In the Stitch voice hahahaha

[@ImagineAway]

"Ohana... it means family. And family... well, it means no one... is there. Especially your mother, who's addicted to cocaine." 🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@Oi_Imagine]

Best part of the whole video! That mashup was WILDY good!

[@TMacBe]

Pleeeease please do a video on Nick and Matteo go to Disney. Begging you.

[@rubberduck524]

Hit up universal too rate the drinks and food!!

[@jerryoxo]

Thissss

[@cloud_uwu9756]

Haha but I don’t see @nick liking children…. Even if toddlers are miniature drunk people

[@Mtyugi]

Omg pleeeeeezzzzzzz!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃

[@shutitdown1026]

A week long series. So here for that!!!

[@jackkiieegiirrll4264]

Stitch saying “just… let me… finish..” and getting flustered with nick for asking questions is so perfectly on brand😂 top tier chefs kiss😙🤌

[@Eriey3]

I’m fully sobbing I’m laughing so hard at that 😂😂😂😂

[@GregoryCooper-eh6yk]

Matteo, does Nick know how to spell Matteo ? Future extended episode : 1) Nick in a spelling Bee 2) Nick answering Are you smarter than a 5th grader questions 3) Nick braiding hair 4) Nick teaching children how to tie their shoes 5) Nick talking after inhaling helium 6) Nick as a Times Square tour guide

[@zedenia]

The talk about the fifth element, the raise your voice riff, Nick flopping around if he saw aliens....I laugh cried through this entire episode

[@kchattx]

The roller coaster/alien abduction flopping around TOOK ME OUT!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I have a headache from laughing so hard at that part 😂😂

[@jenniferwhite7386]

I love how in every episode Nick say's something and shocks Matteo leaving him speechless lol!😂😂

[@georgeepr96]

Nick: Let's start with an easy one Also Nick when answering said question: ummmmm it's complicated... I love him 🤣🤣

[@xandernotharris]

Matteo knowing the ENTIRE Raise Your Voice riff is taking me out 😭

[@EllenOakley1234]

I absolutely adore these two, they bring me such joy. I suffer from depression and these guys can always get me to laugh so hard💕😂

[@laurenferguson959]

Same 😂💖

[@brandonbehning]

7:44 "So they're round? That's the shape of anything." 😂

[@Nogoodusernamehere]

We are starting to build inside jokes, this is great.

[@tripaffleck]

10:06 i LOVE it when Matteo laughs so hard, he can't continue. 😂😂😂

[@kristinholden4334]

“I’d take them to Oprah” 😂

[@musics4me]

The gay gasp before turning on the timer is literally *chef's kiss*

[@Jovixgal]

Mateo is all of us dying of laughter over at almost everything Nick says.

[@gopali1983]

2 cool friends hanging out and invited us. Thank you so much :D

[@cristinamarierosado10]

Chris laughing in the background Is gold ! When he starts , I legit cannot stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We 🫶🏼 you Chris

[@zoestewart1196]

Okay STOP... We need an episode where Matteo & Nick go to Disney together!! 🤩

[@bethanysolimine5428]

I'm loving the podcast. It's just 15 minutes of laughter. It's refreshing after all these 1 1/2 - 2 hour podcasts.

[@sophiebobb4010]

6:22 "That's like a bingo number-oh no, B I N G O" was one of the funniest things I've ever heard omg

[@stepps511]

There are moments when the two of you remind me of Lucy and Desi, or George and Gracie. I hope you take that as a compliment for that's how I mean it. Thanks for the laughs, the fun, and the love!

[@TealTalks]

The sound of laughter that came out of my mouth when Nick was giving a physical example of being beamed up by the aliens Could only be described as A guttural Italian Nonno laughing from the depths of his belly 😂

[@MilesToGoGo]

I will never get sick of the “Nick on a rollercoaster” movement 😂

[@SindhuKoler]

All the videos are great, but I out right howled throughout this one!! Love you guys! ❤😂

[@lexilou8]

CRYING during Matteo doing Stitch being disappointed in Nick who also does Silly Rabbit bit. V V Thankful for these 16 min 👏👏👏

[@Eriey3]

“WHAT words are you saying?” 😂😂 yall that just killed me I need to add that phrase to my vernacular

[@dominic7194]

I love how Matteo takes every opportunity to turn it into a standup special 💀

[@tracydoetsch5301]

I laughed so hard I cried when Matteo’s alien asked Nick “what year was WW 1?” I love you two, keep the hilarious 15+ minutes coming. Nick, you have one job……..😂

[@tripaffleck]

6:13 😅😅🤣🤣😂 "That's like, a Bingo number..."

[@VanScott69]

Best one yet! Love Nick doing the rollercoaster.

[@withdrawnfromearth]

“HIS WHAT ?!” I spit my 10 dollar coffee all over my rent-a-center couch everytime

[@faye391]

If I had a nickel for every time 2 gay podcast hosts want simone biles to come to their pod,, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@valetoxicus5927]

My God. I have never laughed harder at any of these. This podcast keeps getting better. So fluid, I can’t calculate the bits per minute ratio. Gold!

[@Slowmotionthworp]

I dont know if its all the air fryed food hes been eating, but Nick absolutely killed in this ep😂 so so good!

[@rocioiribe5841]

you mean all that soup?? haha

[@Elmerphant]

"I'd take them to Oprah. She's the leader" -100% real!

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

Matteo defending Nick against his own attacks on Nick's lack of knowledge of military air crafts I am in love with these two This podcast picks me up when I feel like the world is mostly yucky

[@123alison456]

The little riff from Raise Your Voice was too perfect

[@g_stly]

"Probably how I respond on rollercoasters" 😂😂😂😂

[@hunternicholson13]

You two are the highlight of my gay little week 😂❤

[@Gingersnaps1978]

The delight Matteo takes in Nick’s noodle-limbed black out dance, is so funny😂

[@danielflynn8118]

He looked like one of those inflatable tube men they have outside of car washes and auto dealerships!

[@etrosen1]

“Elphaba?” 😂😂😂😂

[@MultiGreenG]

😂😂😂😂😂 *THAT HILARY DUFF IMPERSONATION WAS HILARIOUS*

[@denisepaul7274]

This is perfect. Hope this starts a celebrity feud with Neil Degrasse Tyson!!!

[@annmc3878]

If only Carl Sagan was alive for a celebrity feud.

[@denisepaul7274]

@@annmc3878 Billions and billions of celebrity feuds.

[@keepyerstickontheice]

Yes! Yes! Yes! NDT!

[@annmc3878]

They need to post a short of the galaxy vs Universe and tag NDT. I think a Short was how Lizzie saw Nick.

[@denisepaul7274]

@@annmc3878 Billions and billions of celebrity feuds!

[@mrmr4622]

My goodness, first the WWII, now it turns out Nick can't tell Galaxy and Universe apart 😂

[@ryry0913]

I'm pretty sure this episode just proves Nick is the alien 🤣. For real though, the more these episodes go on the more worried I am about our education system 😅

[@NamJam-ww4ot]

NICK THROWING HIS BODY AROUND IN THE CHAIR 😂😂😂

[@Raxfyr]

nick is so lucky. he gets to learn a mind-bending fact like "there is more than one galaxy" all the time

[@jeaniehorton5964]

15 minutes isn’t long enough…. We need 30 minutes at least…😆😁🤣

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

I never thought it would happen but when Nick said "F16 that's like a BINGO number" my jaw dropped and i actually said "you're so stupid 😭" out loud

[@Emmvee12]

Whoa 17 mins and the topic is aliens?! 🙌🏼🔥😄

[@CheezyLady]

You two are absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for the laughs! Nick had me dying this episode 😂

[@Final_guy_vic]

Omg Mateo stahpppp! Lmaoooo the Hilary duff raise your voice impression is spot on!!!! 😭😭😭

[@phildillon3630]

These are really great. Always a highlight of the week 😂💯👏

[@Ronnie2787]

“And we made love.” Laughed too hard on that one.

[@Jetrowdy]

This has to be the funniest episode yet 😭 Nick’s little dead-pan quips and Matteo’s stitch voice has me in TEARS

[@citahworldtrade9956]

I'm screaming and crying at this episode. DEFINITELY TOP TOOT OF THE WEEK

[@lisa6621]

"No one would miss you here".. dear Lord Nick... that was brutal.. Matteo takes it so well..

[@JeffinSouthernTierNY]

These are so great you guys! Please keep them coming!

[@jessiepace9763]

Nick leaning over to start the timer halfway through on any episode is hilarious!!

[@trac6009]

😂 Nicks' alien abduction impression of himself...so funny

[@ryanjamesbarr1465]

Never thought I’d hear a Why Files shout out on your podcast but I’m here for it!

[@billtron182]

Absolutely love the why files!!! Such a great channel! If aliens met Matt they would think he’s Rodger the alien from American dad 😂🤣 Another great episode guys!! 🔥🔥

[@idab6864]

The 5th element Hillary duff bit is so hilarious oh my god

[@sebastianbanks135]

This podcast series with you guys is one of the best I've ever heard and seen. It's so entertaining.

[@davidjudeallen]

Liza Stitch!!!! Liza Stitch!!!!!!! Why did no one warn me 😂😂😂😂 I actually fell over!

[@spacecowboy2k]

The Barefoot Contessa jag was GOLD. So is when Matteo channels his inner ...abductee... and Nick's mental short-circuits. Just an absolute Christmas cracker of treats in these two.

[@izakshuvo8434]

Mesican French Princess, "Let them Have Cake!" 😂

[@suj1002]

Big thanks to you guys. Been having a tough time lately, and i really look forward to watching the newest episode in your series and having genuine laughs :)

[@TravelingKristin]

Bravo Nick, this was just pure gold from start to finish.

[@Mazikeen1809]

This is my new favourite thing to watch. You're both hilarious. I wish it was longer, but I do like the short form podcast, but honestly i could watch Nick be quizzed on history for at least an hour

[@groovymarlin]

Nick was on fire today!

[@blw957]

Did our educational system fail Nick, or did Nick fail our educational system? The jury is still out....😂

[@autumnspeaks]

That timer interaction during his alien abduction bit was absolutely epic 😂😂😂 I mean the 5 seconds of silence was the funniest effing thing 😂

[@katieb5722]

I LIVE for this podcast each week!!

[@yvettebennett6170]

Phenomenon is "P." This was great!

[@regina_filange2.0]

Nick's roller coaster reenactment won my heart last year!! I also faint during coasters😱 sent the clip to my fam and they couldn't believe there was another one us!😅

[@biancachavez496]

I’m binging these episodes and I have never cackled so much with any other podcast what a goddamn TREAT you two are

[@ginnydreke9599]

Nick, I ugly laughed at your impression of being on a roller coaster. I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Thank you! 🤣

[@JoHnLyDon313]

Yessss ! The Why Files! I watch every Thursday night!🫶🏼❤

[@luthfiylukman]

Mateo's reaction to Nick's simplified version of Milkyway Galaxy equals the Universe is, like, "What did I do in my past lives to deserve you?" 😂

[@keepyerstickontheice]

Nick: "Oh, no, that's a bingo number. . . " Chris: Brutal fabulous laughter in the background. LOVING THE LAUGHTER!

[@xxcal128]

We need a "Nick's first spelling bee" episode at some point 😂

[@JC_Hope]

Y’all are so funny and I love the role playing bits with Matteo’s voice acting.

[@cindykurneck]

Okay - you guys are always hilarious, but this was on another level. OMFG so fun!!! Love you guys! ❤❤❤

[@shellysara3934]

Omg I am dyin ova heah 😂😂😂😂 The pair of you are literally killing me. I started watching Matteo and then Nick. I have to tell you Nick, you're coming along. Matteo I've watched everything you've done and I love you. You're an absolute pro! 😂😂😂😂

[@k-avocado395]

I need more of the roll playing HAHHAHA acting out the “I met an alien” phone call was my favorite part 😂😂😂😂☠️💙🩵💙🩵

[@joshc9916]

Maybe the best episode yet 😂 "phenomenon is P!?" right after ripping into Matteo for the UAP thing and then seamlessly saying a bunch of related words 😄👌

[@ernestorodriguez8388]

This podcast is just Matteo doing impressions for 15 minutes 😂

[@celiojojojo]

I hollered almost the whole damn episode. Nick is a gem!

[@arcadialoll]

Nick is the alien.. Matteo hasn't noticed yet

[@lexycondeelis]

😂 there is nothing more accurate in this comment section..he's got the best voice for it too

[@clintcornett79]

Roger😂

[@Zyryne1]

The two hand grasp of the mic when Nick was about to begin his alien encounter story to Matteo really did it for me. He's going to fuck around and get into it and pass himself out. LOL 😁🥰