Fast Food - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 14

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

1912 was a closer guess to 1921 than 1942! Justice for Nick

[@paigecourtier4293]

Justice for Nick! He is doing great

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Except the first time he said 1937 for white castle and then changed it on the phone call lol

[@burkematthews9092]

Also Lizzo needs to f off she abuses black women!

[@MizGizma]

They are both wrong though. Fast food existed before the "discovery" of the Americas.

[@Bigdog5400]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want an episode of Nick answering history questions.

[@miseentrope]

New York Time's Flashback History Quiz. Key is Matteo, Nick, and Chris participate and discuss. TIA.

[@ishmaelnarag9605]

".. I have long legs and i'm frail so the wind takes me.." Oddly, I believe him when he said that. We all love Nick.

[@ominousyoshi]

Nick just lives a different timeline. Period.

[@birgitpost3675]

You won the internet today!!! Love this and sooooo true!

[@pah3108]

Yeah, in his own reality 🤣 Livin' his best life💁‍♀️

[@Turtlpwr]

Timeline…universe…reality……..

[@drunkauntjenn]

Nick is from an alternate earth the time line is different on his earth

[@davidestes6381]

Nick experiences the Multiverse all at once.

[@americanchippy]

15 minutes is NOT enough matteo and nick!!!

[@mudkip_btw]

Idk I like the chaotic vibe it creates xd

[@TheKillermouse63]

Give us 20 at least

[@tamaraaleman8405]

Minimum 40 min No more no less hahahahaha

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I like how in Nick’s revisionist history, there was potential for a McDonald’s to be on the Titanic.

[@birgitpost3675]

Omg I love this!

[@thosefroggyfolks2004]

We need to create a timeline of Nick’s alternative history

[@birgitpost3675]

@@thosefroggyfolks2004 I wonder if Nick could even document it...he may move behind timelines at will.

[@davidestes6381]

"My Heartburn Will Go On!"

[@pinkkkmelodyyy]

This is so ridiculous to think about. I'm dying. 💀💀🤣🤣

[@kristielburn134]

World’s longest arms struggles to reach timer yet again. Nick’s lightweight sweater blouse is giving Talbots Spring ‘24 ❤❤

[@much2gay]

Talbots! Ha!

[@nikeeweston]

He can’t bend apparently

[@cda1503]

"not fully rosed out". LMAO

[@mh294m]

Buttholes and roses all the way (literally)

[@Alakazam024]

Nick telling Mateo to grow up in regards to cilantro is SO RICH

[@moogle9148]

The seriousness with which Nick asked "a Model T bukkake?" killed me

[@sarahchristine546]

Every episode can we scoot the timer table a little farther away until Nick notices. Cracks me up every time.

[@CajunCraft24]

Nick’s grasp on dates perplexes me 😆

[@prozierozie5692]

Rosa Parks just got arrested yesterday according to Nick

[@davidjudeallen]

"1912?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@caseystrapp281]

what grasp? 😆

[@marilynkozlow8400]

He just doesn’t give a shit, can’t blame him for that.

[@prozierozie5692]

@marilynkozlow8400 you probably should know the basics

[@txrabbit]

I'm with Nick on Burger King burgers and McDonald's fries.

[@scopesic]

McDonald’s burgers are a big guilty pleasure though

[@pinkkkmelodyyy]

Omg I'm the opposite. Love a Big Mac and prefer BK fries!

[@jess.elaine808]

I will never look at a French Crueller the same ever again.🤣

[@MJam28]

Literally!!!! And it was my favorite 🤣🤣🤣

[@monchiquita25]

LOVE a French crueller 😂 but its possibly in side eyeing it now😂😂😂

[@barkingbunny2928]

​@@monchiquita25same 😢

[@Masterjedi688]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alethealopez4475]

😂

[@ThinkyPain]

According to Nick, Abraham Lincoln was good friends with Pharaoh Ramses II

[@EnidWellness]

Omg that Pharoah is in my lineage 😂

[@goodlookingcorpse]

That totally happened in the game Civilization.

[@birgitpost3675]

Love this!!

[@blackbeardbarkbark]

Nick: i hate people and i love fast food. Me: Agreed.

[@cloud__99]

I love how Matteo’s usually this super health conscious fit person but is like I don’t want any vegetables near my burger

[@billwheeler1213]

If your eating a burger veg isn't going to help you, they just get in the way (pickles aren't veg!)

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

​@@billwheeler1213they're pickled cucumbers!!😂

[@davidestes6381]

​@@billwheeler1213Fuck! Thanks you just destroyed my diet plans!

[@davidjudeallen]

You just know Nick's apartment is 90 per cent wardrobe and we absolutely need Matteo to do a tour of it 😂😍

[@pinkkkmelodyyy]

That man has multiple closets of rich Grandma blouses.

[@starlacollins5689]

Nick looks like a classy Peanuts character. I'm here for it.

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

Best Nick Quote "We're not doing this again"

[@sebastianvaldivieso9654]

Lmmfao

[@taylordavis1179]

underwhelmed by the level of femininity in nick’s outfit today

[@joycediggs4617]

That outfit is gender neutral.

[@NickSmith09]

😭😭I'm sorry!

[@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy]

The sweater & outfit are cute!

[@taylordavis1179]

@@AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy definitely cute! I’ve just been accustomed to the Liberace aesthetic

[@OMguyhait]

We need a blouse on her

[@cassandragardner6566]

"We're not doing this again"😂

[@hologram4118]

“I’ve never met a fast food chain I didn’t like”. Me unfortunately

[@Prince_the_One]

I'm too picky to eat everything lol

[@Makeminevegan]

I'm dying 😂 Matteo is always calling out Nick for being a picky eater, but is irritated by cilantro and onions. Thanks for the laugh on my lunch break, you two ❤

[@pinkkkmelodyyy]

And he loves McDonald's

[@Cruel-Spark]

💀 Nick… “we’re not doing this again.” I love you guys. 🙌🏼 BOB! 😅 “K”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love both of you and we love how (ALLEGEDLY) Nick is around history lol

[@pedrofreitas3080]

Who loves Nick for his knowledge? Let the man be himself! who cares about dates lol

[@fall3nang3l125]

I've never thought mateo was tall, I'm surprised to find out he's as tall as he is 😂

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

It’s because he’s always standing next to the tower that is Nick.

[@Buckboy2024]

I find him just about perfect, up and down, side to side, front and back!

[@OzmaOfOzz]

​@@Buckboy2024 he is adorable. And hot. Love himmm

[@christiandorr1546]

Is 5’9 tall now?

[@fall3nang3l125]

@@christiandorr1546 no, im saying he gives short king energy. Even 5'9 sounds tall for him

[@ryanambrose7273]

Nick’s perspective on dates in history and events is crazy wonderful

[@ADIDASects]

When Nick didn't get the KKK joke, Bob and I said "Jesus Christ" simultaneously.

[@terranuovabiochar]

No one has ever thought Matteo is tall. I’m speaking for all the viewers.

[@zackmedina1245]

I truly wonder if anyone has said that or if it's just in his head

[@cuucnsbfl9913]

Joe W. Says: Height is Relative! I am 5'9" Myself, and more than one female friend has turned to me (to ask me to reach for something high up) and said, "Joe, You're Tall..." [once I literally laughed out loud and said, "Erm - What!?! I'm 5'9" - which is hardly 'Tall' - to be honest," and SHE Said, "Well, Compared to ME!"] - I STOPPED Growing Taller at age 14, at 5'9" - and that was IT... So watching others catch up and pass me height-wise soon became Normal for me. I have become MUCH "THICKER" in the decades since those teenage years, and for this reason I don't appear Tall but Wide... I agree that Matteo gives a "Short King" vibe - I definitely never pictured him being as tall as I am!

[@Gingersnaps1978]

If you Google “5’7”, it’s just a picture of Matteo

[@derekpearce4987]

Honestly -- I'm a shorty at 5'7" and was surprised to hear Matteo is taller than me.

[@kellyinCT09]

I love a French Cruller!! The more I watch these the more I just adore Nick 😂

[@D0GSH1FT]

I AM MR STERLING'S RIGHT HAND ARM... MAN... EVERYTHING

[@gregmschumaker]

The topic is fast food. *10 minutes later* "You are literally the eye of Sauron."

[@crystallinemister]

"Are you?" 🤣 That was poisonous Nick, just poisonous. 💖

[@mels11592]

11:30 omg Nick, the queen of sass. That look had me dead 😂

[@jennycouser284]

15 minutes isn't long enough. I could listen to you two all day.

[@RandomBogey]

0:08 You should pull a Jim from The Office and gradually move the timer a bit further away each episode so by, like, episode 30 Nick has to get all the way out of his chair just to hit the start button and see if he catches on. lol

[@amym1126]

So glad Nick mentioned being sponsored by a fast food company. We all know that's the real reason behind the video! 😂❤

[@yyislive]

The fact that nick has to reach out to tap the digital timer rather than using the timer app on a smart phone is just down right hilarious. Like whyyyyy?

[@cndesaus]

Donald Sterling's "lady friend" interview with Barbara Walters

[@CCela1608]

Thank you because I was lost 😂

[@kitt2711]

Nick is 100% correct. Burger King for burgers. McDonald’s for fries

[@woop2235]

Fifteen minutes is not enough! We need more airtime from you two!😉🥰💯❤️❤️

[@simrore]

5:21 We love a good callback! Your ✨iconic✨ mac and cheese video is one of my faves 😊.

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Incredible duo! LETS GO!!!

[@meghanxox]

When I’m sad I rewatch these. Thanks for being the best

[@sebastianvaldivieso9654]

I absolutely LOVE when Matteo will ask a question, theres an awkward pause amd then a response from Nick lmmfao.

[@randychampion184]

Those silences after Matteo asks Nick a question from history are fantastic!!! lmao

[@MegPank]

This podcast is the best part of my after-work wind-down; you two are hilarious! Also, I'm eating a Krispy Kreme donut while watching this.😆

[@AngimusMaximus]

I will never get over Matteo’s Barbara Walters. Just dying. 🤣

[@meghanxox]

No matter what bad mood I’m in I can always count on you both to make me laugh. Thank you ❤ 🔥

[@nickiclark4066]

Perfect way to start my day - love you guys! 😊

[@TheJoya1234]

These are the kind of podcasts I like. Short and sweet 😊

[@maryannejcarey5876]

“we should watch them together” “i can’t do that again”

[@skrysiak]

Turns out that I'm gay enough to have immediately recognised that reënactment of Barbara Walters's interview with Donald Sterling's "companion", despite living in a country where The View is not broadcast and where the NBA is considered a niche sports league with a miniscule following

[@coffeepie]

Hurray! Nick did think of the timer immediately! 🥳

[@youmebiscuitsandtea]

“Cilantro tastes kinda like…you know, it tastes like cilantro to be honest.”😂😂😂😂

[@pah3108]

Matteo, "I eat McDonald's and twenty minutes later, I have to shower." 🤣😂

[@uno28127]

Chipotle for the win! So good every single time… Please do more fashion commentary, it’s hilarious ❤

[@whermany]

If you’re looking up at the menu…it’s fast food. Pizza, which dates back to Roman times, was the original fast food.

[@birgitpost3675]

Nick: when was Italy? ;) (I know....he was saying Grease, not Greece) ;)

[@zoehansen_]

Congratulations 1 million!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ShanaRenee]

shockingly i am with Nick on this

[@mrmr4622]

On what exactly tho?

[@hithanks1]

@@mrmr4622 everything.

[@gingerleamcwow435]

All of it 🤗❤️

[@americanchippy]

definitely about burger king. its better than mcd's.

[@ShanaRenee]

bk over mcd's, chipotle being fast food....lots of the food choices and classifications of said food. @@mrmr4622

[@hannahhelton3789]

Nick is right, no one has ever thought Matteo was tall.

[@rosalyndnovigrod1076]

Agreed! 😂

[@stepps511]

What can I say? You two are everything!

[@Teresa-o3i]

Love you guys! Wish this was 30 minutes long, but then I'd just be asking for 45 minutes.

[@kendamartins2930]

Absolutely no one has ever thought Matteo was tall 🤣

[@spctvl03]

The world wars being 100 years apart got me omg

[@yvettebennett6170]

I didnt know what a french cruller was so I had to Google it because your description of what it looks like made me laugh so hard. It was spot on! So now it will be forever planted in my brain and make me laugh. Google also had thenones with icing on it.......that just added to my laughter. So glad I found you guys. You make me laugh. I need more laughter in my life.

[@PeggyPegg]

It’s the look to the others for validation for me 😂

[@Duxaluxa]

we need the history episode so much now lmao

[@skyelee646]

Oh my goodness gracious. Thank y'all for all of this, but most specifically for the reenactment of that incredibly insane interview betwixt Barbara and that silly rabbit. I so desperately needed to be reminded of that.

[@cassandragardner6566]

Matt gaslighting Nick on that one, yes, roll the tapes

[@chloedelepine2598]

These two are just a match made in comedy heaven ♥️♥️

[@PaulRobeson17]

I love you both seriously. I don’t have any gay friends but when I’m watching these I feel like I’m hanging out with good friends.

[@gregmills8665]

Today I learned Matteo and I have the EXACT same late night McDonald's order. Perfection.

[@TrekkieJenn]

I love the implication that Nick thinks the modern world started with Wizard of Oz

[@duvetcat]

Matteo stop bullying Nick. He is a precious flower.

[@MrAlecmichael]

Nick always says something memorable. This time it was “I’m frail… the wind takes me”. Love you too Mateo 😊

[@coolkid4457]

I would like to tell Nick that my grandmother owns that exact same sweater, go off fashion queen

[@emolio8468]

I'm with Nick on this one, Matteo needs to grow up. Cilantro on rice is amazing!!

[@andrewchamberlain4474]

Nick looking like the Eye of Sauron 😂 so accurate

[@romlop97]

U hit 1 mil, congrats, girl!)

[@Studycase3000]

Matteo thinking anyone pictured his lil ass as a tall boy.😂 Precious, I thought 5'7

[@JoltYourLife]

this is actually a vital convo rn and idek why

[@belatedly]

3:27 "Ok we're not doing this again." Folks, we did it again!

[@Amity907]

When they started talking height, I remembered that this is the gay squidward and gay SpongeBob show, then I looked back up at Matteo in a yellow shirt. I love you two so much 😂🥰

[@Ophelia_Pain]

I love this podcast ❤

[@tazochaiguy]

Nick, looking absolutely scandalized: "WHO thinks you're tall?!" Again, I died! Matteo, sweetie, no one thinks you're tall (for the record, i thought 5'7"). And Nick: 6'4" is a great height! (He said, as someone who loves "trees")

[@ScratchCatReikiASMR]

A&W is the best ❤❤❤😂

[@Mandy-ym2ug]

Move the timer closer. There's no need for the struggle!!! Love the podcast xx

[@jayleno007]

Any mention of Martha (Bob's late mom) always gets me 🥹

[@willvr4]

That OWL noise "WHOOOO.....thinks you're tall?" lmao

[@mysticseraph2213]

Nick, you are completely correct: I never thought Matteo was tall. I was guessing between 5'8 and 5'10 before he revealed he's 5'9.

[@DollPjTay]

Guys guys! We have to get you boys out the house more. Haha Honorable Mentions Checkers (competitor to Rally's and you can get this in NYC) Rally's Burger (the fries...so good) Sonic (you did mention) Arby's (nothing was like it) Jimmy Jones (Steak Sandwiches) A&W (known for root beer floats) Find them one day and try them out. Would be curious about a review. Lol

[@MotorCityMax]

"Not fully rosed out" 😂

[@adamdiedrichs8216]

I just found out that Matteo had never watched Jurassic Park. I think you should Matteo. You don't have to see all the movies-but I think you might want to. It's got very operatic music and some parts are very funny.

[@zoestewart1196]

Nick - 'Macdonalds fries are better than Burger King' Me - 'I BEG YOUR PARDON?!' 😂😂 I was shook!! Also when Nick thought the first fast food was 1912, Matteo you missed out on a BEAUTIFUL joke! The first thing that I thought you were gonna say to Nick was ask him if the titanic had Macdonalds on there 😂😂

[@christiandorr1546]

Burger King has the worst fries

[@zoestewart1196]

@@christiandorr1546 I'm in the UK... Maybe they're not the same as US versions. Unfortunately I'm with Matteo on this.. Burger King have better fries IMO.

[@christiandorr1546]

@@zoestewart1196 I also live in europe, Mcdonald's still has better fries. However, BK Europe actually has good fries, while the American BK has the worst fries ever

[@Totally_Glitched]

The timing of this video is impeccable. Tonight was the soft open of my town's McDonald's. 😂

[@BlueIvysBlackberry]

I need to hear more of Matteo’s Barbara Walters impression immediately.

[@AgateKoi]

Watching this episode while eating is dangerous because I almost choked from laughter! 😂

[@dziobak101]

The correct definition of Fast Food is any place that has a drive thru