Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) KILL COUNT

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[@Comastlatt]

Hiii love your videos

[@air03man]

Valentine's day is next Thursday do ether "my bloody valentine remake" or "valentine" your call dead meat choose wisely

[@mobthewolf7645]

Love this movie

[@Jeffitsover9000]

Sorry i don't have twitch

[@DioBrando-yf9fo]

This movie is weirdly paced for me

[@fillbert6690]

"Holy shit they got fucking nuked, dude" Kills me every time.

[@harwaap]

Do you live in Colorado?

[@HOGoLaO]

@@harwaap no he doesn't

[@kingsman5121]

Those people got raccoon city’d to death

[@Erra_Mortis]

I'm pretty sure its the radiation that kills you.

[@obitouchihax7589]

And it kills them every time

[@TellItAnimated]

Those behind the scenes shots of the facehuggers look great, I would never have guessed they were practical when watching the movie.

[@SirKirk2000]

Oh hai Tell It Animated

[@idonthaveanameduhdontjudge6799]

Hi

[@erinyoung24]

Hola

[@HXXXD1NE]

Hoy :3

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Sucks we couldn't see them.

[@gabrieljones7414]

"Hey this movie isn't dark enough." "I have an idea! Let's have the Predator shoot a power plant and cause a black-out." "Brilliant!"

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

Gabriel Jones would be excellent at CinemaSins. *Ding*

[@jakealter5504]

Gabriel Jones wolf didn’t do that intentionally, it was a misfire

[@Sebhagaman]

LOL

[@TheSyntheticAbomination]

A brillant idea for the producers, unlike the movie lol

[@notphoenixrblx2663]

Exactly bro exactly bro

[@sodog44]

"The government doesn't lie to people." Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in a movie.

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

Yeah, i watched how some indian youtubers busted fake news video about pakistani troops having conflinct with talibans in afghanistan In fact what they did is film a video game, blur the image, and name it as "amateur futage"- oldest trick there is

[@roygiron4001]

I don’t trust any government but government is what holds people together but we also need to make sure one doesn’t become to strong or else it might change people’s laws and rights

[@svperstar]

i remember the theatre dying at this line

[@parzavaal5335]

@@roygiron4001 nice nice

[@8dgh0]

Top 1 worst lies in history

[@castsmith6783]

"ALIEN VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM" in a nutshell: *IT'S SO GOD DAMN DARK HERE*

[@exiledcaptain]

actually just put up a video of the movie but take away all of the video and only have the sounds and a black screen

[@SasukeUchiha-ix2yk]

id call the film decent if I could only see the damn thing

[@FrDazzle]

I own this movie and I didnt know that half of this stuff happened

[@KittyKat365dayz]

THE JURASSIC KING ya they speak it what about it lol😂

[@thewingedhussars8394]

@THE JURASSIC KING Ok Captain America.

[@carldacat7389]

I love how the aliens and predators have more character than the actual humans

[@jackychang9148]

Most of us are cannon fodder for these two powerhouse alien species. Reminds me of the tagline from the first movie. "Whoever wins, we lose."

[@weirdoscorner1917]

I do too.

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

They should have released a different version with the screen brighter

[@davecarr1204]

I love aliens not yauga

[@davecarr1204]

Aliens are better

[@ThuNguyen-eo9zl]

Father: "See? There is no monster" Xenomorph: *And I took that personally*

[@okjake3248]

*sad xeno sounds*

[@cobalt7248]

*sad interspecies noises*

[@ypoppyplaytimeau.2617]

Lol I just got on that part

[@JRexTheKing]

Xenomorph: so anyways I started mauling

[@scoutszewc8989]

*person

[@itsPlasma06]

I love James' little details like calling the Predalien an "abomination" to show how he actually knows his Preddy lore

[@IbogaPower-uk6to]

Same

[@larseirikfodnes4361]

Fans after AvP: "We wanted to see some cool kills!" Fans after AvP:R "We wanted to see something!"

[@robertolebron2296]

Lars Eirik Fodnes we actually DID see something... which was NOTHING AT ALL

[@Critter1267]

Roberto Lebron well yes but actually no

[@dhanushb5691]

Hahha

[@KidaMilo89]

Alien Vs Predator: You Can't See Shit

[@ShadowFox746]

Yeaahhhh, this movie would have been more well received if they had just turned up the brightness

[@AustinFoss00]

Say what you want about this movie but in my opinion, Wolf is the dopest Predator we’ve gotten so far

[@bizzare_liestmtm1324]

Na man Scar is badass

[@AustinFoss00]

Kaiju Fan 2000 From the God awful new Predator movie? No thanks lol. He was cool enough, but that movie just stunk

[@AustinFoss00]

Thank you James for the like, I want to thank the Academy and all the Yautja everywhere

[@krugerfamilyfun1693]

Predalien for the win

[@stillnousername9796]

Scar was the Gohan of the Predator race. He could've been the GOAT if he was able to survive Alaska and keep getting stronger.

[@minspy6563]

This movie missed only one thing... a light source.

[@MD2389]

They could have, but then the poor bastard holding the light would've gotten gored by the pred-alien!

[@jacoblofthus7908]

IKR I can't hate this movie, or even dislike it. It's just too much fun.

[@lukasjefferson7205]

Actually a lot of light sources

[@darrenbutler9819]

Here's a light source: drops NUKE.

[@DM-xi3hw]

its hilarious because i think a fair amount of movies did this 2005-2008

[@ang31mrtz26]

I just love how kids acting in rated-r movies can’t even see their own movie they acted in until they are 18.

[@tylerbreadlord1978]

U can see a rated r movie with an adult

[@thelastpigeon8098]

@@tylerbreadlord1978 In my country you actually can’t for some reason. Well I guess it makes sense to not let an 8 year old or something watch a movie like this.

[@booktraci7954]

They can't even see their movie at all, thanks to the lighting 😂.

[@tnashism1]

@@thelastpigeon8098 most kids do watch these movies....especially now a days. Hell they watch everything from porn to prom 🤣🤣🤣

[@fin3662]

i mean to be fair no one can really see this movie

[@Jinrokh]

Counter-theory: The blue gel Wolf uses to clean up the evidence IS the same stuff City Predator uses in the bathroom. CP first diluted it with powdered ceramic tiles, so it only cauterized his wound instead of dissolving his arm.

[@Salem-1610]

That explains why he used drywall.

[@lightspeed7312]

Ah. I see you are a person of culture as well.

[@KanadianKaiser]

@Bruce Wayne is that why the cops always show up after I order from the pizza place?

[@Major_Ursa]

@Bruce Wayne I was thinking of Child Predator but it still applies

[@jeffthemercenary]

Well that explains a lot

[@michaellemasters7173]

Dude requiem gave zero craps, they killed kids, the unborn, this movie is just crazy.

[@kitsunenamedawi7810]

And they dropped a fucking atomic/hydrogen bomb

[@evertonporter7887]

@@kitsunenamedawi7810 At least those remaining townsfolk at ground zero died quickly when the town got nuked.

[@123123boobies]

Too bad this movie has shit lighting. Wtf AvP

[@crowthewicked8344]

If only we could fucking see it...

[@Fat_Rucker]

I guess you could say, this movie is pretty "dark" hehehe

[@shanesullivan460]

The first time I heard someone describe the movie as "too dark," I said, "well, it is a movie about two alien species that hunt humans, one for sport, and the other for food/reproduction, and that's a pretty grim subject matter, so you can't really expect it be particularly uplifting, and I just realized you were talking about the lighting. Nevermind."

[@brysuagar6520]

I felt that

[@monikavarun1313]

@fuckface unstoppable just taking a moment to tell you that I can't stop laughing after reading your comment. 🤣

[@emberkingdomtv1173]

i used to think the opposite when my parents told me a movie s or might be too dark for me to watch and i thought they were talking about the lighting

[@ميشووبيبو]

If your saying the predator hunting for sport id say no they show mercy respect like the preg woman bishop and hell lota kore than that

[@ajpredatorwolf6435]

Monika Varun same lmao

[@justarandomviewer6756]

The behind the scenes bits were honestly super cool to watch. Also at 9:20 when they guy was saying it wasn’t bright enough next to the Xeno I can imagine it nodding to him in agreement.

[@Papohawkiscool11AndFriends]

9:18

[@ericbryant386]

When they say it's a DARK movie.... They wasn't lying

[@hero2007]

No they weren’t

[@jeremieh5009]

the sheer lack of light gives me doom 3 vibes

[@evandude1961]

Yea

[@laurengalvez5631]

I literally just paused the video and put the brightness all the way up before he said this 😂 I couldn’t see shit, but it was a lot better afterwards. Still pretty dark, but more visible then before.

[@lilyholdaway5635]

No they weren't you can't see anything

[@RJIS]

Crew: How many lights do you want to turn off? Director: HELL YES

[@sooj3361]

Butts

[@thsbplayer9362]

Im ur 300th like

[@RJIS]

Ths Bplayer thx

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Think of the electric bill they saved on.

[@swapmarioyt64]

The electric bill for this movie is 0.01 cents

[@TheGreatEchoingPotato]

The face hugger moving across the ground is like "Got to get my nuggets cause they about to burn"

[@Fordf100red]

LOL BRUH

[@NineteenInFrench]

Me at 3AM looking for beans:

[@awesomesauce2000]

@@NineteenInFrench lol why beans? It's so specific aha

[@NineteenInFrench]

@@awesomesauce2000 You'll be surprised at how many bean jokes are out there

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Where did the Facehuggers even come from? Predalien was the only one on that ship, and it skips the eggs & facehuggers by going straight to planting chestbursters.

[@jeanosorio1]

15:22 The predator was like "OH SHIT BY BAD I WASN'T AIMING AT YOU" 🤣

[@andycarroll4371]

Shur I Ken (Sure I can) do that as well if ya want me to

[@Ethan_Alexandur]

TEE HEE! 🤭🫢😂

[@PatrickBoyda]

"Splishy Splashy Romparound" is the name of my new Improv troupe funnily enough

[@robertnelson9599]

Sounds like a fun time.

[@angelic_virgo]

“Luckily he has the keys for the place”. *KICKS DOOR IN* Your Kill Count commentaries are hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@MrMaxzillion]

It's actually a reference to chopping mall, a character does that in that film

[@lightspeed7312]

Me: **adds one door to the kill count**

[@Artisticzorya]

He should do a Supercut of every time he referenced a different Horror Movie in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HORROR MOVIE.

[@reecemason2005]

Dull machete for lamest kill will go to that door, cause a single kick killed it? Come on!

[@lautheimpaler4686]

Ugandan Key

[@mnmgirl388]

I remember seeing this movie in theaters with my ex fiance, who is an Iraq war veteran. When Darcy said the line about the government not lying he laughed out loud in the theater.

[@gabbygabs8271]

"You guys just killed the entire town!" "Just following orders." I hate you, movie.

[@monkeyguy7551]

Well, better one city than the whole country.

[@meevib]

I like to think that Wolf the predator survived the nuke, dude was too badass to be dying like that

[@18t32]

Definitely.

[@swapmarioyt64]

If the movie was a pokemon Every move self-destruct

[@sacr4450]

Meevib nah he dead. Anything there is dead

[@217adaptiveperspective]

Apparently he survived in the Book and in the Game according to some comments I've seen.

[@kronosdomini2223]

369 Adaptive Perspective its a different predator in the game

[@creepking1738]

Bird box:can't see the monsters AVP:R:can't see everything

[@finnkelly3213]

Anything

[@joshrobbinsditto3055]

@@finnkelly3213 He said "Can't see all things" you said to change that to "can't see any one thing". In each case, it is still the same. English grammar is stupid and should change.

[@twelvezeros]

@@joshrobbinsditto3055 wow you're dumb

[@kujikawathemeekmage3640]

Josh Robbins Ditto305 - I’m gonna try and be nice about this, nothing you said was true or made sense

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@joshrobbinsditto3055 what the hell is this?!

[@discofever5548]

Intern: Hey I got those new light bulbs you guys wanted. Director: Nah it's alright, we finished filming. Intern: You finished? What about the lights? Director: It'll be fine

[@hadeez7]

170th like

[@dannydickson14]

I’m the 181 to like

[@them.a.g3948]

It’s too f**king dark

[@NitPickz]

280th like

[@aluminumsalmongames6277]

This movie suffers from the same issue a lot of movies from that time frame did - Being too damn dark. Not in tone, or in story, or even in nature. But literally too dark to see what was happening. I hate when filmmakers think that keeping things dark makes it spooky. It's best used sparingly, and your audience is there to SEE the movie.

[@eclipse0438]

“The Government doesn’t lie to people!” That one didn’t age quite so well

[@amnotsubzero8959]

@Benjie Retoto r/woosh

[@smokeybear1925]

AmNot SubZero first off, don’t act like you use reddit because it’s woooosh with 4 O’s. Second, it’s not even a woooosh moment

[@manuk8446]

lol

[@xxshadow-_-gamerxx1932]

@@smokeybear1925 I was gonna say the same lol but you nailed it

[@Duhehejeh]

Hate when people don’t have an actual argument or comeback so they just say r/woooosh

[@Elit3Dynamis]

Fun Fact: If Wolf didn’t die in the movie he would have been hunted down by his own kind for killing a unarmed person. It is absolutely forbidden for Yautja to kill unarmed people even by accident.

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

Yeah but how would they know he did that?

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

@jameson193 I realised that later on

[@someguywithasword438]

@@c.d.rstudios4691 technically, it was by accident. They would've seen the xenomorph in the way of the girl, and they would've seen it move out from the front of her just as he threw the shuriken. So, he probably would've been fine.

[@Akario3]

i mean it was collateral as fuck, and seeing as he is a cleaner he might have been forgiven(maybe penalized a bit but i dont think he would be full on murderized)

[@zzirfamo24]

@@someguywithasword438 didn’t he kill the innocent cop tho also?

[@pyrosnake346]

Wolf: "gotta destroy evidence!" Wolf, not even 5 minutes later: "That was close! They almost figured out some extraterrestrial secrets... Let's hang the body!"

[@fenorlex1126]

That will provide a distraction.

[@ahabthewhatifer]

Sounds about right

[@friendlyauntjemmima9848]

Well that’s not really extraterrestrial it could be a psycho like like in bones

[@thatguythisguy4247]

@@friendlyauntjemmima9848 true who thinks alien when they see a ceremonial/ritual style kill, would probably be among the least horrid ways a killer leaves a victim

[@joeyponce8936]

Where does he put the skin and clothes afterwards does he burn it and when you skin something do you have skin all of the parts like the down parts

[@mayralopez719]

I LOVE PREDDY FIGHTS 17:22

[@lexis3788]

James: "And luckily, he has the keys for the place" Predator: *crashes through hospital door * Cracks me up every time. Your humor is gold

[@linabuggy8315]

That part gets me every time XD

[@alijd6287]

It's been like five minutes and i keep telling myself it wasn't that funny, but im still laughing 😂😂😂

[@cassiusfelix2805]

True

[@damirod16]

Roses are red Fish have gills I’m James A. Janisse Let’s get to the kills

[@viperblake3375]

Noice

[@yojojolovesyou]

My name is Eminem and I'm here to say Thank you. Have a nice day.

[@ekezthesecond7856]

More like i pop pills

[@jenniferdame2083]

R4MP4GE FL4KES nice

[@pipboy643]

Noice

[@the-amazing-karnak]

“Wolf arrives at the hospital and luckily he has the keys to this place!” *crashes through the glass door*

[@oscardepaz1196]

Chopping mall reference.

[@SomeGuy-pb1pp]

Some- *_BODY ONCE TOLD ME_*

[@skyler_ambago1239]

Lmao

[@awsomegamerharrison1283]

@@SomeGuy-pb1pp THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

[@awsomegamerharrison1283]

ok so im gonna hack this door but you've got to turn around

[@slimlim7651]

9:28 "Looks like she's having triplets" that really got me😂😂

[@zazaCow]

How do we make this movie darker? Director:Make the movie it self dark Everone: What the hell

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Yup . Can’t get any darker so if you paid money like I did you only see blurry black darkness with gunshots and alien / predator afterglow

[@princessbeexxxx]

"The government doesn't lie to people" Oh that poor poor sweet naive soul. 😂😂😂😂

[@Joaquin546]

maya summers died quickly I guess

[@aaronking5640]

That poor dumb gullible fool

[@mattrobson3603]

Did he say 'Remember the Maine?' after that?

[@jakedafake0172]

....thats all they do lol

[@NodDisciple1]

@@mattrobson3603 Yup.

[@TheManofThings777]

Honestly, this movie had some really good ideas ruined by the fact that you can't see shit. Like, if you could see what's going on, this could be a solid 8/10.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

That and showing too much of the characters lives.

[@rakkstabber1536]

Yip.

[@ryansarafin12]

Eh, a lot of the dialogue was terrible

[@SlasherInSuits]

Desphinx I can’t see any of these kills so if they had a bright edition it would be better?

[@anthonyh3129]

I would forgive this movie a lot more if I could actually see because the kills are pretty entertaining

[@nuclear_war_games]

"You just killed the entire town!" "Just following orders" *Insert Magneto Quote*

[@StruKer950]

"Blood, then."

[@bagelbramble7335]

"did you see the new kill count?" "Well... I wouldn't use the word *see* per say..."

[@Off-Brand-Helldiver]

Ouch

[@mettatonneo1147]

“Way to clean up Mother Earth, Wolf. And it ain’t even your Mother!”

[@Rptr-qo8zz]

And it was a Dad he cleaned up

[@amrou1340]

Damn this movie looks pretty interesting if you can actually see a goddamn thing

[@tigerija]

Yeah. Seeing with that filter it kinda looked cool. Mostly because I was able to see something :P .

[@tigerija]

@neil finder I know the feeling.

[@Rob_Kankerboef]

Just watch Resident Evil Apocalypse on mute and play the audio of aliens, you basically get the same movie

[@stonedskeleton4224]

young buffalo on me

[@Thecloaker_]

What looks pretty interesting? I don’t see a movie.

[@twister107]

Whats always bugged me in this movie, is how does a newborn Predalien manage to kill an entire ship of highly train predators without even trying?

[@SorenDaein]

How did a single newborn Xenomorph manage to wipe out most of the Nostromo crew?

[@PoisonArrow80]

@@SorenDaeinthat’s the worst comparison ever

[@kit_ts6087]

​@@PoisonArrow80tbf that Alien was born from a predator so it's safe to assume that the Predalien has Scar's skill in some form

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I love the behind the scenes on this movie where the director tells someone saying the shot is too dark to shut up

[@naonuk1743]

You should draw a thicccc dozer

[@brycevo]

It's Soooooo Dark. And I don't mean Edgy

[@olivierroussin4432]

The practical effects are great what a shame we cant see them

[@davidclark3643]

Literally cant see shit

[@SirKirk2000]

It’s so dark it makes Fant4stic look like a night light.

[@gaydes1012]

it's also pretty edgy but yea u rite turn on some damn lights

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

I wish when James said it was dark he meant edgy and/or disturbing, not impossible to see anything.

[@samoneill6733]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that wolf is the only predator on screen to have a missing mandible!?

[@18t32]

No

[@kingzeeb319]

Yes

[@googleaccounticus6078]

I couldnt see it

[@samoneill6733]

@@googleaccounticus6078 and here we go with the jokes about this movie's lighting

[@googleaccounticus6078]

@@samoneill6733 not my fault I can't see even with full brightness.

[@brodygray744]

"Quadruplets? Did you even budget for that PredAlien? Well as it turns out, no he didn't budget for that, and he takes his stress out on the doctor." This had me dying

[@ToXicB0OtY]

1:50 The son was missing Dance practice for this

[@who6913]

UnSafeNinja 47 lol

[@Skye-dy6wp]

Nobody: Not a soul: Alien vs predator Requiem: Bravo six going dark

[@Exotoic]

Underrated

[@Exotoic]

Underrated

[@g9900-n9c]

Underrated

[@DiaNne31]

Underrated

[@thigh.enjoyer.]

Underrated

[@thepwnr935]

Colorado: Ayo bro, watch your jet bro, watch your jet! WATCH YOUR JET!

[@gigachad4413]

Lol

[@cuzzimray4111]

I fucking love that vine haha

[@veziAk47]

Got to love this channel and the way this bloke James A Janice summarises the movie. You can see that he really enjoys counting the kills

[@razzmatazz4743]

13:33 We saw this in theatres, and that line sent the entire audience into a laughing fit

[@DOYOUKNOWDAWAYBRO]

16:39

[@weirdoscorner1917]

When she said the government doesn’t lie I honestly cackled.

[@CyunnyBunny]

Same I outright laughed

[@bobw1678]

I saw this in theaters. Literally everyone cracked up when she said that.

[@diamondbeauty88]

Same here 😅

[@Ihaveno_ideangl]

I was just thinking she had somethibg wrong with her brain

[@PcGamerify]

"the government doesnt lie!" lmao

[@WillBrozInc]

I don't know what's harder for me... Seeing this movie... or pronouncing Requiem...

[@Polygonyall]

reh - kwee- um

[@WillBrozInc]

@@Polygonyall lol... twas- a- joke. I hope I could pronounce it after hearing James say it for the whole video XD

[@Polygonyall]

WillBrozInc I was joking too

[@WillBrozInc]

@@Polygonyall lol I know, isn't the internet wonderful? XD

[@Sandlerverse]

Rec-kwe-emu

[@WhiteMouse77]

In spite of all made imperfections this movie is hilarious fun and its sort of stupidity is somehow natural part of the genre excusing itself that way. I loved how movie creators broke stereotype of beauty character who uses to survive whole chase and accidentally let blonde killed when you don’t expect it.... excellent!

[@brianbravo5275]

Now ur gonna get yelled at for not adding that “filter” sooner lol

[@trantuankiet3080]

But seriously why didn’t james use the damn filter since the beginning-where he astablished that the movie is damn dark? Shouldn’t we see the kills in a kill count video?

[@DogPerson626]

Trần Tuấn kiệt shouldn’t fans try to be respectful on a KZbinrs video?

[@YinNegative]

@@DogPerson626 Shouldnt KZbinrs who's literal job is to make some form of entertainment, i dont know, try to make things more entertaining? Not sayin this wasnt cause I fuckin love all these vids, but nice arguement tho

[@staggerdagger]

@@DogPerson626 his criticism is perfectly respectful

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

y'know why? Because he should have put it in sooner.

[@Pyco_]

This isn’t your ordinary, everyday darkness. This is, ADVANCED DARKNESS.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Twin brotha darkness!!!

[@Zeddyboi86]

9:03. Tim: “See? No monster.” *Looks through window* Xenomorph: “WHACHO SAY PUNK?!” Single funniest moment of the movie. 😂🤣

[@chocolatedaveman]

18:17 dude theres no way they got a 25 kill streak in this dark ass map

[@cringelord2875]

Somebody using wall hacks

[@oceano3952]

Bleach:we can clean anything Predator:hold my beer

[@Cygerion]

let me fix that Bleach: we can clean anything Predator: hold by weird blue juice

[@severablegibbon]

Bleach: we can clean anything Predator:hold my human blood

[@endermanking1636]

Dogeyness hold my blue juice

[@endermanking1636]

Dogeyness not hold by weird juice

[@Cygerion]

@@endermanking1636 lol how have i not noticed that yet

[@dungww2006]

Can’t wait for the sequel to this awesome movie, Aliens vs. Predator: Over Heaven and the prequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Ultimate Lifeform

[@coaco217]

I’m waiting for Aliens vs Predator: Bites the Dust

[@ThatGuy-hy7tr]

I’m waiting for alien vs predator: I refuse

[@blueeyeschaosmaxdragon8186]

Some one has to say it so I will IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@ThatGuy-hy7tr]

@@blueeyeschaosmaxdragon8186 yes

[@CoolPujito]

I Can't Wait For Alien Vs Predator: Into The Alien-Verse.

[@blueberryindigo3087]

Puts filter on.... YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS FROM THE START 😂

[@profdragonlord]

That's what I said!

[@Land0n]

Yeah

[@axelnilsson5124]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@chiller2277]

James missed a chance to call the predalien a pralien (praline).

[@Silver-gd9lg]

"But luckily, he has some keys to the place." *Breaks through the doors.*

[@alexisbidule5555]

reference to the chopping mall kill count

[@yojojolovesyou]

Thank you. Have a nice day.

[@larrylarry7238]

Comedy gold

[@Kroq-gar]

That's me when someone takes my food

[@staticmetalxbl]

I couldn't imagine being a kid and seeing a Xenomorph chilling in my bushes.

[@Supasmartguy]

Especially if it then eats your dad.

[@ALPHA-lz5rj]

Facts

[@thelazygamer2195]

“Mommy there’s a pissed off alien in the bushes.”

[@superdukey8332]

“Mother, there is an Extra terrestrial Monster Outisde, Hiding the Bushes. I would be Greatly Happy if I would Sleep with you tonight and maybe also move out.”

[@Supasmartguy]

@@thelazygamer2195 it's not that it's pissed off, it's just hungry.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Ive seen this movie five times and I still haven't seen it.

[@exiledcaptain]

Its still too dark!

[@coltkillergaming5685]

Velociraptors of Skyrim nice I haven’t watched any

[@juneloh2085]

I get the joke

[@heyyobro3433]

Hahaha

[@dantelipscomb3600]

11:04 I really like that kind of noise those xenomorphs making

[@patriot2224]

I'm a blue collar worker, so hearing him say "time to up those standards, OSHA" at 7:52 gave me a good laugh.

[@johncelia3951]

Zombie Hunter lmfaooo I got my osha card and gave me a good chuckle as well

[@boredadventures918]

Ikr

[@noahc344]

I don't get it can someone explain

[@DanteYewToob]

@@noahc344 He likely works in an industry that requires the use of a hardhat, or more likely is commenting on the sometimes ridiculous safety standards set by OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) that often times don't actually help keep men and women safe, but tend to limit them in often annoying ways. A lot of the laws set by organizations like OSHA tend to be outdated, and don't have the actual wellbeing of the men and women who work in dangerous fields in mind, but worry more about lawsuits and the like. Of course OSHA is useful too though, having laws that require businesses to provide safety equipment and such which previously people had to pay for themselves, or risk injury. Either way, it was just a joke that he felt a direct relative with, given he probably works a heavily structured and/or restricted job that forces a lot of annoying little rules on the workers. Anyway, I hope that helps. Maybe the OP can weigh in on the subject, but I personally can say.. in the job I worked doing body work on classic cars, OSHA was a huge pain in the ass about small stuff... we had a special room in the back, with a cage, and a steel cabinet inside that cage, and they would fine us if all the doors weren't properly locked at all times... there was just paint and paint thinner and the like in there. Not nukes. Stuff we needed to access several times a day, a go through a locked door, a locked cage, and open a locked cabinet, take what we need, and do it all again in reverse... oops, that was mineral spirits! I needed acetone... gotta do it ALL AGAIN! Or how our office AC unit, couldn't exhaust into our open air shop area.. so we had to get rid of it, until we could afford to make it vent outside... very annoying stuff. But I think the inspector just hated my boss because he was kind of an asshole. But, a loveable asshole. Haha Sorry for the rant, I just figured I'd explain some of my experiences with OSHA and what he might have meant.

[@noahc344]

danteelite thanks for clearing that up

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

The colonel must've had that 25 killstreak

[@thecolorcarmine3250]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

[@SebasTian58323]

No, it was predator, the colonel just sent the nuke that Wolfe called in

[@gaydes1012]

@@thecolorcarmine3250 BOO BEEP BOO BEEP BOO BEEP

[@brimbrim5389]

NO THIS IS PATRICK

[@FearGod_333]

TheColorCarmine he got a brutAl 🏅

[@coop-likes]

I live in Colorado and don’t remember this but then again as u said we were all high as a kite

[@zama1861]

of course you wouldnt remember it because if you did you would've been nuked

[@SlightlyJaded]

cronetize you’re an idiot lmao

[@reincarnatez2434]

This is cool and all, but we already knew they could scan people and see the chest-bursters inside of them from the first movie. Surely one of the ones in the ship would have scanned the dude at the end of the movie and seen it

[@ImperiousBaron]

I'm just gonna assume they would be prepping for a proper autopsy but the chestburster was just born too fast. Homeboy was on that ship for like 6 minutes.

[@Alpha123k5]

@@ImperiousBaron basically regular chestbursters

[@Alpha123k5]

@@ImperiousBaron also i think they were gonna imprison the abomination and hunt it later

[@hxl5954]

In these movies I find myself rooting for the predators more than anything else

[@callumscornerisanalientict9415]

Same, there my number 1 brutal murderers

[@thatguy22441]

They're not so different from humans. They're shaped like us, move like us, use a lot of technology and hunt for sport.

[@Ghosttea]

That predator blue juice is great cleaning product! Now i want one!!

[@Daisy_Rabbit]

*Spills on foot* _REEEEE_

[@exiledcaptain]

The new cleaning product is hitting the shelfs and flying off. *wait now its on the floor*

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

Never thought cleaning would be fun

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

U clean everything, u walk into the room and you dissolve due to it on the floor

[@eliasparfenchuck6428]

Phil Swift here with flex blue, the alien blue glue that can easily melt, clean and desintegrate your problems away. _and it even works underwater_

[@zillastudios8430]

Nobody Pred-alien: im the doctor now Wolf: no im the doctor now Nuke: neither of you are

[@quicksilveryt4000]

Boom

[@SomeGuy-pb1pp]

*_TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!_*

[@EdgeO419]

I like how the military sent in like one group of NG soldiers to contain the situation and then when they failed immeditely went to nukes.

[@RaimarLunardi]

People: "Horror movies mess up when they show the monster too much" Director: "Got it, no showing the monsters... lights out!"

[@MrNegativecreep07]

People: "AvP 1 had far too little blood" Directors: "What's that, you want a scene where pregnant women and their unborn children get chestbursted? Coming right up!"

[@smiler6110]

Raimar Lunardi yeah the OG Predator and Alien has very little showing of the creatures which made us have to imagine what they looked like which added to the suspense, in this movie we just can’t see shit

[@linabuggy8315]

@@MrNegativecreep07 people: wait no- (groans) Directors: hm? And nuke the entire town? Sounds good to me!

[@emealzhukov2769]

"But you gotta admit thats a pretty cool fucking kill"- James

[@evaristegalois6282]

_Flashback to Alien: Isolation_

[@SkyeFyre2131]

"See, there's no monsters!" *Xenomorph* Best part of the film.

[@kurgerbing3450]

Yo, that part where he said"he has the keys" had me dying😂

[@18t32]

That bit when he said it's alive like me

[@ctrlreal]

When did that happen?

[@joedirt7810]

@@ctrlreal 15:00

[@oscarpines7927]

Wolf: The true professional. Bull: The guy that's just there at a party.

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

You tell him, farm boy.

[@Fox-983]

I love how after James says the filter will be on any scenes to dark to see, almost every scene after that has the filter on it

[@jaegar2786]

I wonder if Wolf saw the infestation of the city and thought, “Man I am REALLY fucking up my job right now…”

[@samzilla567]

Got a question for James: If a pregnant character is killed, wouldn't that be considered a double kill since both the mother and child are killed?

[@jacob41057]

No. He actually covered a question like this in his first responding to comments video. Here's a link, skip to the Seven minute mark for his answer to this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmXak6qDbbGolaM

[@samzilla567]

Hey thanks for that. His point makes a lot sense.

[@RandoBox]

@@samzilla567 he mentions a zygote... those women clearly had at least a fetus. Maybe he should reconsider his rule as the majority of states consider the murder of a woman and her unborn child *starting at conception* a double homicide.

[@RED-hb1di]

Fine fine

[@kamiiioof894]

@@RED-hb1di don't, just don't

[@rainstand2772]

The worst/biggest flaw of this movie was the shitty lighting and had that been fixed it would’ve been an epic movie

[@SonofAGunFrom410]

It's still not a good film

[@kid542]

I think that it’s because they wanted the viewers to feel like they’re actually seeing through the characters eyes, and feel up close. I could be wrong though

[@Boboexplosion]

it wouldn't even be decent then

[@sleepcrime]

Nah dude, the script is godawful no matter which way you light it

[@lordtrophies]

Rain Stand dude trip out, in a behind the scenes video; a camera man was trying to explain that he was capturing dark pictures. Everyone ignored him

[@landontemplet7919]

To quote Chris Stuckmann about the title: "Poor Predator...he needs friends too." lol

[@ashleywhunoes5078]

"Hey what should we call this movie?" "This is...... Requiem"

[@notcreativeenoughforagoodn4399]

Wha-

[@myboomstick-dx8sg]

Wha-

[@dystopiant7793]

Wha-

[@jdawgtran3737]

I-is this some sort of illusion? A-Am I dreaming?

[@Fertile_Program]

Is that that a muh-fuucking jojo reference sir?

[@curtisjordan5303]

I loved this movie. Wolf is the coolest Predator we've ever gotten. In the theater the darkness wasn't as bad but it does suck to watch on regular television.

[@Barnz_YT]

I like how the shelf always changes depending on the movie

[@charliek7944]

I like how English.

[@DoomedKnight]

Hmm

[@Barnz_YT]

Charlie K woops

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

I wish I could of read the original comment

[@sorens-0662]

Rafael Trivino same

[@beansinmyhead2056]

That shirt James is wearing is the one I would wear even despite not knowing what franchise it originates from. It's adorable!

[@evandanielson7674]

The predators aren’t actually even bad guys in these movies cause they barley kill people in this series Edit:Wow thanks for all the likes guys

[@shadowbonnie1502]

barely*

[@jeffthemercenary]

Yea instead they more like "helping" by killing Aliens

[@slender4903]

They only hunt who or what they were commanded to, and kill people with weapons or that show hostility, but I think they still kill other people if they feel like it idk.

[@aegismalkav8057]

@@slender4903 Predators are hunters and only kill humans with weapons, unarmed humans dont represent a threat therefore are not worth hunting them.

[@inosukehashibira69]

@@aegismalkav8057 Or they are honouring those who have no weapons to defend themselves as seen near the start of predator 2

[@sethw2825]

You might as well post the whole movie copyright won’t work because it looks like a black background podcast

[@smartass199614]

Wolf: Destroys- Pred-alien hybrid kills Leaves- His kills Predator logic at its finest

[@MizantropMan]

Predators skin and hang enemies they respect, it's thier culture. Imagine it as a hardcore christian soldier saying "God, forgive me" after every kill. It's so engraved in them, they just can't help it.

[@darthcerebus]

@@MizantropMan And even in MKX that transferred over. Notice how the fatalities were specifically destroying the head/skull in both, but in their non-brutality/fatality animation they have them as trophies (or the obvious you-can't-kill-me-if-I-do robbing the enemy of making them a trophy and afterlife revenge)

[@joshrobbinsditto3055]

Yeah he really didn't have to kill that old guy with the pistol.

[@bruhmoment2306]

Well, its because the predators view the predalien as an abomination, and that it is unworthy to be alive or be used as a trophy, they also think this way because the predalien tears out the skull and spine, and has no idea why it does so, so technically, the predalien is a mockery of there culture to them.

[@billcar6805]

@11:14 "....I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..."

[@sincerelysarcastic1494]

“It’s not bright enough, What the ****”

[@spam4239]

Everyone: *dies* The camera man: this movie is going to be sick The lights: i made it bad didn’t I

[@-swifty-4617]

I’m only watching these because fortnite added predator lol

[@michaelscott5145]

Ok?

[@spam4239]

@@michaelscott5145 are you talking to me or what

[@michaelscott5145]

@@spam4239 idk am i?

[@maxgoose707]

16:05 its been a while year and my dumbass just realized the pose you did when you said "you know i gotta do it to em"

[@mantis1159]

1 year later

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

I still don't get the reference. Can someone explain?

[@maxgoose707]

@@johnsoapmactavish9921 its a meme of a guy with a rolex with his hands together in a white outfit going "you know i gotta do it to em" and james did the same pose

[@ellisclark7016]

Alien vs predator requiem definitely needs to have a sequel!