Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) KILL COUNT

[@Persona6Blue]

Brachiosaurus dies on island: nooooo.... *turns out its Grant's brachi:* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@inowshark3977]

Me: NO WAY

[@tooyung5305]

😭😭😭😭😭😣😭😢

[@stickydilo7567]

it's honestly the saddest part of the film

[@adrianalvarez2935]

Yeetoes My feetoes series*

[@stickydilo7567]

@@adrianalvarez2935 Well yes but it's still a full length film.

[@brooksbrigmon2533]

I never thought Jurassic Park was actually scary, but recently I saw it in a giant movie theatre, and let’s just say I changed my mind.

[@squidwardgaming1087]

the jurassic park book is very very scarier

[@brooksbrigmon2533]

SlimeyPAU So I’ve heard. I’ve never read it, but I’ve heard it’s great!

[@squidwardgaming1087]

Brooks Brigmon ok

[@khanhlan9885]

Brooks Brigmon first weekend of course and the day

[@khanhlan9885]

I’ll go to get you

[@TheKML777]

One big question remains for the third movie: "Will the Mosasaur finally find the peace and quiet?"

[@Cat-47]

#MossasaurDidNothingWrong

[@matthewmadjehe]

XD

[@harrismaniyahcannady4568]

Hopefully they do

[@TsukinekoHeika]

It left the enclosure to find a good meditation spot and them was spoiled by all the surfers. Le Sigh.

[@legoactionstudios9400]

I like how the Mosasaurus left the freedom of the open sea and the plump prey thereof, and risked beaching itself, just to troll bony, surfing humans.

[@AgentG106]

“I rode a motorcycle through the jungle with a pack of raptors” “We are not compatible” funniest line in this entire movie.

[@mikaelmyers6135]

Idk dude. “If I don’t come back, remember-you’re the one who made me come” is a pretty solid contender.

[@r1sky285]

@@mikaelmyers6135 the funniest line in this video though has to be "hey Carno you were actually in the movie" "yeah I know jackass"

[@Venatorzzz]

Saddest part when first brachi dies.

[@AgentG106]

@@mikaelmyers6135 you might have won there

[@hihello5753]

:D

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

“Hey, you were actually in this movie this time!” “I know jackass” That caught me off guard lmao

[@JonahStubbs]

Mose?When did you learn to use KZbin?

[@jabs1340]

Angel Diaz better add it to the count

[@lampgood4850]

@@JonahStubbs he joined in 2013 soooooooo

[@chornobylreactor4]

In Jurassic park 3 it was f you then in Jurassic world 2 was I know jackass hahaha

[@officalicegaming]

Ya same

[@meptim]

Fun fact: That bugs bunny smile the indoraptor does was suppost to be waaaay more creepy. There was a deleted scene where some mercenaries were going to be mistreating the indo, and one of them smiles while brutally beating it. The indoraptor saw this and tried to replicate this smile, seeing it as something you would do if yiu were going to hurt something.

[@santiagouribemanzano8501]

Oh god, Indoraptor

[@pewpewpew7824]

You got sauce bruh? That sounds cool

[@willier47]

That sounds much better then the goofy Bugs Bunny kids crap that happened. That scene was awful.

[@xoler2167]

There were honestly so many deleted scenes that really did not need to be cut and would’ve helped the film such as a scene with the indo playing with a human skull, a conversation mentioning how it takes 3 tranquilizer darts to knock it out (foreshadowing), and one where the nanny dies fighting off the indo to protect Maisie

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

@@xoler2167 I think they said the Manny did fight it off it was just off screen as Owen tried to help Claire

[@eezytunes7180]

A new ending: Blue presses the button. Everyone turns around and looks at her shocked.

[@fetusdeletus407]

Even better the mosasaurus presses the button because that would honestly be an improvement

[@bobafett2117]

that sounds better than the og ending and wouldve been cool tbh

[@rigatonipasta]

That would’ve been genius

[@totallynotditto1573]

Other ending:dinosaurs transform into cars and role out

[@harryywho622]

Clever girl in paper

[@CB-141]

So, fun fact, being behind Glass for something that sees in Infrared would actually make you invisible to it, since glass effectively acts as a "mirror" to infrared radiation. Thermal observation is unable to view behind Glass at all because of this, so that's likely why the Indo wasn't able to find the trio behind the Glass.

[@Kains_Gaming_Channel]

The main thing that pissed me off in the movie was... How was the Allosaurus sold for only 10 million?!

[@marklu4510]

DUDE I KNOW RIGHT?!??!?!?!?!, AN ALLOSAURUS IS AT LEAST 300M!!!!!!!

[@-dodup-5970]

Mark Lu no 1 billion its the ONLY allosaur in the world

[@-dodup-5970]

THE SPINO TOO

[@abrahampacheco912]

The reason the prices are so low because I heard an interview that Steven Spielberg said that the original prices were like too high and he gave some pretty good points about how these dinosaurs are basically priceless to a JP fan so yeah they just took a random guess so they just did whatever I mean I’m not proud of it but at least they went with something

[@leahneedsalignment8506]

Wow so Jeffery star could get a few dinosaurs 🦖😂

[@frogandcrab]

“Lemme hear a bit of that OG music” Brachiosaurus: *cronch*

[@fishyfrank6279]

Karter Graham-Mumma EPICCCCCCCCCCC

[@lewis7909]

I live for crunch

[@thedeliriousdinogamegroup7161]

:( Rip

[@user-ht8hl7it1g]

You mean Crjönch

[@TypicalToyReviews]

LOL I thought you were suggesting that the "cronch" WAS that OG music

[@Pyroraptor16]

The weirdest thing about the auction scene is that apparently living, breathing dinosaurs sell for less than some fossil specimens have sold for. For reference, Sue the T. rex costed the Chicago Field Museum $8.4 million

[@AlexSciChannel]

Then you should know that none of the dinosaurs at that auction sold for less than 10 million dollars. Your comment is literally incorrect. The only dinosaur skeleton sold more than the subjects at the auction was Stan the T rex which was artificially inflated in price at an auction for 27.5 mil. In reality most skeletons won't go for more than 5 mil and 10 mil at most. Plus the Ankie is the vanilla of dinosaurs and is def not worth 10 mil. I also find it rich that people criticize the film for using dinosaurs for war where they would be useless and then turn around and say they should be worth more when they're being sold off. If they're deserve to be sold for more why do people complain about them being useless.

[@keketski5430]

@@AlexSciChannel your looking way to fucking far into a lil movie series based on animals that have been dead for longer than humans have existed

[@AlexSciChannel]

@@keketski5430 not actually that far. This is simply a response to the value criticism which as I pointed out is contradictory

[@keketski5430]

@@AlexSciChannel idk

[@owensmith8274]

Yes! That’s something that slightly annoyed me- realistically animals like dinosaurs that are currently some of the last of their species would probably sell for in the upper hundred millions, maybe in the billions

[@DankrumStar]

The brachiosaurus death had me sobbing. It stuck with me the whole rest of the movie and I still think of it without just being sad. I had to skip it during the kill count!

[@kindrpgcat9000]

I don't like the scene either, mostly cause it's so hard to watch a bunch of dinosaurs, one who was in the OG Jurassic Park get killed by smoke and fire.

[@AlecLira-zz8nc]

That scene me mad me cry because of how sad it was

[@zikry4787]

Wuss

[@Eye606]

atleast someone has a heart unlike you hopefully god can give you a heart ❤❤‍🩹@@zikry4787

[@helloitsemily24]

@@zikry4787 heartless

[@itsroman548]

I'll be so disappointed if jw3 doesn't have Blue say "owen" in a nightmare.

[@dudicorn6503]

LMAO

[@cauia85]

Blue would say " UWU "

[@jcc13006]

it took me a second to realize what this references too

[@ky_piece]

Its Roman I-

[@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX]

OMG THANK YOU

[@TheDakkaman]

"The Indoraptor is just like the word f***er: "IT NEEDS A MOTHER!"" Me: *Dies laughing*

[@casualspartan4532]

it wasn't until my 3rd time watching this video that it actually clicked....and then nearly died laughing.

[@bluejjjk3873]

I though the indominous rex is already part raptor

[@artrimes3263]

(Slow clap)

[@Xheooon]

Benjamin Floyd I’m 666th like xD

[@randallbesch2424]

@@bluejjjk3873 it is and also part Joker.

[@supaidaman9750]

"I had to. They're alive. Just like me." The 3 guys they immediately killed were that too.

[@channingcallahan3683]

yep

[@jettmclachlan1804]

@Achillotyrannus what about all the innocent people that get turned into dino food

[@mbob4661]

Tyrannus what if you were uninportant you would die BUT I THINK YOU WOULD CARE

[@LieutenantNosebleed]

Jose Rico A real life person and a extra in a movie are 2 different things

[@Achieme]

"I had to they're alive. Just like me ya but your not eating other humans neither eating grass/leafs plus your genetics are meant for humans so not dinosaurs

[@RhazUhl]

26:35 I love how the T-Rex just slaps the carnotaurus's face like "Yoh, bruh, here it is. Have this leg and getta hell outta my sight"

[@michaelatchison-personal9469]

I noticed something about this movie that makes sense from the basement scene. The indoraptor was already in it's cage, and the cage was moved, leaving the dumbwaiter revealed

[@powerhouseexotics]

Yeah that's what I was thinking when I first saw that scene. It's 100% possible that it's cage was moves then they took it to be sold

[@TheeHAILSTORMBREAD]

I don't get the image...

[@chickenhawk8591]

@@TheeHAILSTORMBREAD in the loading scene where the dinos are loaded onto trucks at Lockwood manor you can see them being loaded with the same cages, the Indos cage is one that’s portable

[@derpknightfully]

Now that's some Phoenix Wright level logic making

[@thead574]

Or there on different sides

[@courtney_timmins]

Welcome to jurassic park Welcome to jurassic world Welcome to jurassic system Welcome to jurassic galaxy Welcome to jurassic universe Welcome to jurassic dimension

[@dimensiondefender6785]

Welcome to jurassic existence

[@bigbadwolfflurryface3246]

Welcome to jurrasic planet. Welcome to jurrasic earth

[@hungrysandwich3381]

courtney timmins welcome to Jurassic toilet

[@tohruadachisnosehairs]

Welcome to Jurassic Molecules

[@dragenfire68]

Welcome to my jurassic multiverse

[@fabikerscher259]

I think the Indoraptor was trying so hard to kill Maisie because of her Jacket! We see that it‘s trained to kill on command.. Red laser followed by acoustic signal.. She wears a red Jacked followed by her screeching. Well if that ain‘t an acoustic signal

[@aidanbeirne367]

Ah

[@anzmik.z]

That is probably the best theory I've read on why it targeted Masie actually lol

[@subbykonz]

oh i know what video you watched

[@neainez6376]

@Margaret Bush bulls dont act like that bulls just go for what they see. They dont get mad if your wearing red, they get mad when you mess with them and piss them off

[@theotheseaeagle]

Or maybe it’s because it imprinted on her and saw her as it’s mother and wanted to say hello to her?? Or maybe it’s just sadistic, idk

[@spectraldragon09]

I remember almost bursting into tears when they showed the scene where they left the tall dino behind to die on the island and it gets me every time

[@Lemonish5]

I cried for 15minutes straight and the fact it was from the 1st movie *did not help*

[@EnchantedTooWell]

was it the only dinosaur left on the island??

[@kakangdailyjournal4863]

@@EnchantedTooWell No, Chaos was still on it, rest in peace the 3 bary brothers.

[@dmqbassguy2434]

As a smol lad who grew up on Jurassic Park, watching that Brachiosaurus die just…it hurt a lot and I genuinely cried.

[@Chaotic42Kami]

Hell, I still get a little teary eyed when I see it, even here in The Kill Count.

[@Kenan_soffera]

Me too… me too

[@niamhythedegen]

Honestly same here, and I didn't even grow up with the series. Well, I *did,* but I never really sat down and got lost in them like most fans. It was already so heartbreaking just to see such a beautiful creature unable to escape the inevitable (it would have drowned if it didn't die from the smoke anyway, I refuse to admit the fire got to it before that point). It was even more heartbreaking to realize that my favorite dino from the one film I *did* get lost in passed away here.

[@obsidiantitan9791]

Same here, me and my mom both got real emotional when we saw it ):

[@colinbaldwin313]

Overall cinematic tone is what matters here for me. JWFK as a whole is so silly that the moments which could have been poignant just don't work, because I've already turned off my brain to suit the film.

[@trueyjustin9427]

when he said they confirmed that was the brachiosaurus from the first movie every real man cried

[@Ayr1n_0]

Nah every GOD cried

[@bactuga764]

@Mrs. Lop3z Thats obvious

[@arlo4639]

They broke the logic from the first film with that

[@TheReZisTLust]

@Mrs. Lop3z whatman?

[@Casual_guy1234]

*Nostalgic jp theme but sad plays*

[@TellItAnimated]

Fallen Kingdom was pretty good, the unneeded daughter twist seemed a little pointless to me, but I didn’t mind the idea of the auction going on, it was a better reason to get dinosaurs off the island than the Lost Worlds planned Dino Zoo haha.

[@majesticcreeper7088]

Please do the evolution of rexy the t rex 1993 to 2018

[@johng7003]

I agree it was good cinematically and I overall loved despite what some say!

[@GreenieGuest]

​@This Guy If you think all opinions that aren't yours are wrong.......... well, let me put it this way: YOU ARE WRONG

[@cooldude2027]

@@GreenieGuest He never said other opinions that weren't his were wrong.

[@charityquill4965]

@This Guy eh it kinda makes sense. there are people who spend stupid amounts of money to have lions and tigers and bears (oh my) and other dangerous animals as "pets" irl. so billionaires and governments wanting these dangerous scaly animals isn't much of a stretch

[@jeannehazeledits]

I just watched ‘Dominion’ today for the first time and I just have to say that in every single time dinosaurs started fighting, I heard “DINO FIGHT!” and air horns in my head. Thank you so much James for all of your wonderful videos and for making horror films even more amazing! ❤

[@Mrbananatoes]

I’m mad that Owen didn’t have a nightmare of blue saying OWEN

[@Gabriel_Pierne]

But he suck this movie

[@hydrohelic]

speaking of dominion, where’s the kill count?

[@totallybonkers8673]

“Who would design their park like that?!” In the previous film the mosasaur lagoon was completely landlocked with no ocean gate. It’s a stupid retcon so they can have it in the real world.

[@masongarrison8071]

God this annoys me so much. If you bothered to pay attention you’d see that all of Main Street was completely submerged, the gate the Mosasaur went through was an admittance gate for people entering the park.

[@totallybonkers8673]

Mason Garrison wish the movie bothered you as much as that comment...

[@toastedjam8328]

I thought it had a gate but mabye the do No bought if for such an occasion

[@justsomelochnessmonsterony8265]

@@totallybonkers8673 Isn't he right though?

[@abrachan7250]

In a way it kind of makes sense I'm not saying it wasn't a bad plot point just to have the mosasaurus escape but mosasaurs from what we know lived in the sea meaning there requirement would have been salty water leading to the fact that the river was a man made channel designed to house the mosasaurus and I know this explanation probably misses tonnes of other plot points but it's fun to theorize.

[@teodorteisberg8344]

Wow, he really adressed the kill count vs review thing. That's honestly a thing that made me sceptical when I first found the channel like uuuh counting kills but I really love the review kind of style

[@pacifist-ish]

Teodor Teisberg I always thought this channel was more about the reviews than the kills, but either way it’s an amazing way to make entertaining videos

[@jeishiikanzaki]

The review element is honestly what keeps me coming back lol

[@tfordham13]

@@pacifist-ish well it's both .. Life finds a way .just like the kill count

[@mcdoink123]

"Wait a minute. Why didn't you leave the Dinos in their cells and opened the outer doors first? That would vent the place out and leave the Dinos locked up." Love it. 😂

[@teleisha249]

and they still could have had the whole scene with that kid make more sense

[@screenactorsguilable]

@@teleisha249 i'd love if some hot men are devoured by these dinosaurs

[@jonathancampbell5231]

To be honest, the dinos probably still would have died. It would vent, but far too slowly to make a difference if there aren't any fans to blow the poison out, and the poison is continuing to leak anyway.

[@floppychzcake7936]

i literally yelled that in the theater lol

[@AlexSciChannel]

Outside isn't outer space. It isn't a continuous vacuum that sucks everything out that's silly. Not only would it not vent the gas fast enough to save the dinosaurs but the toxins are coming from INSIDE the building. It wouldn't have done jack shit if it's continuously being replaced by more gas.

[@TheGaelicBrit]

Apparently Iris, the girl's nanny, had a cut death scene too where she attacks and distracts the Indoraptor with a sword, before Grady comes in to save the kid. They should've kept it in, in my opinion, but boy this movie had a LOT cut from it

[@hannahmaywinton]

Don’t forget the entire movie banked on the fact that the Mosasaur didn’t eat the Indominous, and just drowned her

[@tregggabbard6917]

Wow...never even realized that lol

[@mtsaqif267]

Hybrids wasn't delicious

[@bluesira]

Based on the size ratios and the way Mosy dragged her under, I felt like it was implied that the Indo may have been nommed up but she wasn't swallowed up completely like the lady and the pteranodon. Seems like the attack was less food-driven than territory-driven.

[@hannahmaywinton]

bluesira I mean yeah, but it’s still a weak hold for a whole movie to ride on

[@nolanc9432]

Well that’s because she didn’t want to eat the indo rex she just wanted some peace and quiet

[@tlipscomb6064]

One thing I will never understand about the beginning is why they would go into the park, at night, during a hurricane, with dinosaurs, that they don't know if they are alive, in the dark, in the rain.

[@TheRealArcher-gn6wo]

Money

[@nonameno5717]

Gotta set the mood

[@JUJU-yg1xi]

Only logical explanation is to avoid detection(radar, satellite, etc...) but I’m not sure

[@tlipscomb6064]

@@JUJU-yg1xi Ok understandable. But like, do it in the dark. Not in a f*cking hurricane

[@amacapobre]

to hide the camera cables 😂

[@localdingus6788]

Shall we talk about how the sleep darts were able to totally knock out blue for a good while after just a few seconds but just kinda paralyzed Owen for a few minutes.

[@derm99]

Yeah and blue also got shot

[@kidx5024]

Plus those darts where specifically made for dinosaurs because a humans body and a dinosaurs body are very different

[@robbieskywalker689]

@@kidx5024 so they would definitely kill a human. dinosaurs are tough as fuck yknow like mans got some Gucci leather all other her god damn body. she a fucken DINO, he a fucken MAN, he gon die

[@bob_1216]

@@kidx5024 then that would kill him

[@jamesbacon1776]

Keep in mind Blue was shot with two darts as well as shot with a gun and owen was only shot with one dart, and we don't know how long he was out for but it was long enough for them to get Blue to the boat.

[@redbloodedbutterfly]

James didn't mention one of the most absurd parts of the movie: How is the Indoraptor not falling through the floors and roof of the mansion? Was the house built with steel beams or something? Thank you James for pointing out the other absurdities and for making excellent Kill Counts, as always.

[@printility9602]

Ah it’s because it’s a movie trying to be exciting and fun rather than pandering to weird nerds who care too much Hope this helps ❤️❤️

[@presetEZ]

@@printility9602 SO TRUE

[@danielthibeault9981]

Because it 🎵 Tip toes to the windows By the windows That is where I'll be So tip toe Through the tulips With meeeeeee🎵 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don't..um..I don't know 😅

[@PatSmashYT]

I don't think the Indoraptor is made of jet fuel so it shouldn't be able to destroy steel beams

[@gusido5636]

The only kill that matters is the Brachiossaurus one 😢

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

The onIy scene of the movie that I saw. I still can't watch this movie mainly because of that. I can't help but cry.

[@Yuffuuuffyhxtt]

The brachiosaurus was the one from the first movie Jurassic park 1

[@crystal.angel_fox9907]

Yeah it's was so sad my sister credit😢😢😢

[@crystal.angel_fox9907]

I mean cryed

[@PeiceofNick]

The feels. Just, the feels.

[@laundrybasketgamers]

News person: dinosaurs will be dead if that volcano goes off My Jurassic World Evolution save: are you sure about that

[@johnbigwick3027]

Isla Sorna: am I a joke to you?

[@connarkent282]

@@johnbigwick3027 this pissed me off so much. There's two islands. So why say they will be dying. Unless two and three aren't canon which is dumb as fuck

[@au7923]

@@connarkent282 please only be 2

[@deborahlaw5961]

Connar Kent bc Isla sorna can’t have life anymore all the dinosaur in Jurassic world were taken from Isla sorna and made all of the dinosaurs went extinct

[@deborahlaw5961]

Jurassic world evolution: I can save anything with a blink of an eye.

[@capmari7221]

James: "AND SUFFOCATES LOCKWOOD TO DEATH OFF SCREEN!?!" My KZbin: "Perfect time for a buffalo wild wings ad"

[@aidang5391]

I got a pillow ad no joke

[@aidang5391]

@I love XXXTENTACION Rip x nice

[@dtccocomelon9114]

I didnt even know Lockwoood got suffocated by a pillow before watching this vid.

[@Andrewtops781]

It's kind of messed up that after Lockwood gets suffocated by a pillow, an ad immediately plays.

[@YoAssSmellsBad123]

kids be like NOOOOOOOO he died KZbin be like: ok roll the pillow ad the kid again be like: NOOOO DONT TOUCH THAT PILLOW YOU WILL DIE

[@tmasst07]

James' hatred of Owen Brady's "badassness" always brings a smile to My heart

[@lucky11sep]

For the poisonous gas, there is an explanation. If something goes wrong with any of Wu's experiments, they can quickly use the gas to dispose the stuff off.

[@andrewmonske8356]

Makes sense

[@officerspider7996]

Yeah it’s way better than the Lysene Contingency that was supposed to be used in the First Movie

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@andrewmonske8356 Yeah.

[@christianresel8051]

And basicaly this stuff wasnt for killing, it was used for disinfection and other stuff (as COOLANT FOR THE FRACKING REAKTOR THAT IS USED THERE! If nublar had a geoterm powerplant, than this thing, as its basicaly the FIRST lab, too). Nice unnessesary explonation thou.

[@omarfannoun417]

Interesting explanation

[@siluriantides]

Say what you want about Fallen Kingdom but It's still better than The Emoji Movie

[@monikaa4716]

Hannah Kleber mmmm i beg to differ

[@wargamingsupernoob]

@@monikaa4716 did you see the CinemaSins video on it? It's a wonder I was even able to make it through that video!! That movie was so horrible

[@thecube8583]

Ya the emoji movie traumatized me

[@avalon5366]

Just say that to the 1billion+ people that are obsessed with this movie

[@mandy2917]

The Emoji Movie was worse than any movie ever

[@KS-sl4ji]

The greed that humans have over these dinosaurs finally lead a human antagonist to straight up murder another person. Lockwood’s death actually felt like one of the darkest kills in the franchise.

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

You’re not telling me a tranquilizer strong enough to take down a dinosaur in just 2-3 doses did not instantly stop Owen’s heart and shut down his body, killing him in an overdose… No, he was just asleep for 3 minutes.

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

Was gonna say "well he's a professional so he can handle it" but then I remembered that it was cooper who was the professional that can handle himself.

[@Thy-rivulet]

It's Chris Pratt he took much worse

[@alecjones4676]

That's actually one of the less stupid things about this movie. How does he not burst into flames from the lava moments later? Why does a starved Baryonyx react to lava hitting its face like it got splattered with bodily fluids? And I don't care how smart the raptors are supposed to be, there's no fucking way it would associate the smell of gas with an imminent explosion.

[@alexandermeiering5216]

​@@alecjones4676movie has so many plotholes😂

[@thesnapper9421]

"I'm supposed to pretend that these reviews are just kill counts" my boy just broke the fourth wall

[@Shakodox]

Lol

[@randomstuff8149]

Honestly,the saddest part of Jurassic world 2015 was seeing the other 3 raptors die.

[@avidhoni2003]

Also indominus Rex killing brachiosaurus for fun.

[@hihu3749]

@@avidhoni2003 they actually were apatosauruses

[@tdap1802]

Nah man it we'd when that baby dino got lifted up and dropped back down, man didn't deserve it. :(

[@wugglesx]

@@tdap1802 i cant remember that part idk why.

[@wugglesx]

@@CSlaught02 thanks mate.

[@maxsquishy2929]

Actually, the indoraptor was trying to comfort maisy in the bed, but he just didn't know how

[@CrazedFloridaMan]

Proof?

[@dddsddbdb]

@@CrazedFloridaMan it's a joke lol

[@CrazedFloridaMan]

@Omer Saglam alright yeah now I figured out the joke, I feel really dumb

[@jesusdiazjad4209]

Mom the indoraptor stole my blankie

[@Shakodox]

@@CrazedFloridaMan it’s alright

[@harleedad]

I'm not gonna lie that "Indo" "outdo" joke legit made me laugh out loud!! 🤣

[@jasonduncan6054]

The part where they left the Brachiosaurus on the island is just depressing and ken wheatly got what he deserved.

[@sevesantiago9857]

Jason Duncan

[@thundershocc3307]

The indoraptor does use blue’s DNA

[@williamhiers1280]

I doubt they could've taken it with them.

[@jemsdough7906]

Yes,yes he does sh*thead

[@jacktempest3306]

I got teary eyed watching that scene

[@graysonmullikin5750]

“Yo I thought you said this raptor was indo, seem like outdo” First time in a long time that something has made me exhale out of my nose so loud and hard

[@kaelonroache8240]

Epic Lotion that had me rolling, and the fact it just came out of nowhere 😭😭

[@Historicutuber]

Hilarious

[@presidentialkingdom2201]

Seems Friday isn't as unknown as I thought

[@MahadevMidhun]

the real badass is the camera man, he survived everything.

[@colewygans1278]

Clearly a master of stealth. Sam Fisher's got nothing on him.

[@MahadevMidhun]

@@colewygans1278 exactly

[@1017Dwill]

I don’t like to brag

[@emamibhattacharjee1874]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justmrcrow]

Never mess with cameramans

[@colinbaldwin313]

When the submarine recon guy says: "Anything in here would be dead by now," I believe he's saying that the Mosasaurus should have starved to death without anyone to feed her. I suppose she could have survived by hunting in a crocodilian fashion: grabbing dinosaurs that got too close to the water (like the Indominus).

[@sharkdoesstufff]

The brachiosaurus scene made me cry, like super hard. ;-;

[@Beesoxav]

Same :(

[@JC-lb3df]

Le Fun Shark that was the best scene because it had the most emotional impact ever rip Brachiosaurus from JP1

[@nebulae5930]

*Guess I'll die...*

[@jermer06]

I know!! it made my heart stop

[@mrandolph451]

i was in the movie theater bawling 😭.

[@peafq588]

That brachiosaurus 🦕 death made me cry so much that my mom legit asked, "What's wrong."

[@slope.2469]

I assume your mom doesn’t usually ask you what’s wrong

[@petalblossom6107]

Or the mother had no idea why you're crying over a pretend dinosaur. Mothers just don't understand.

[@adamc_vp77]

@@petalblossom6107 whether its cgi or not is irrelevant, its still an animal dying a horrible death on screen which makes those like myself cry, because we hate seeing animals suffer and die

[@petalblossom6107]

@@adamc_vp77 I'm agreeing with you, Mother's don't understand anything

[@marcusprice8129]

I hope you know. That's the same one Dr.Grant saw in the first one. Yeah. Let that sink in

[@GuessImSylvale]

"I thought you said this raptor was Indo, seems like outdo" That really buttered my crossiant, thanks.

[@Samson16436]

Best joke

[@placeholdername5289]

Are You Gonna Finish That Croissant.

[@GuessImSylvale]

Hey, my crossiant! What the heck man?

[@grayson4911]

Ahh hey I could have drop my crosuint

[@unnecessaryjourney634]

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[@chalor182]

James slipping into the Mr DNA voice to say "dinosaws" fucking gets me good lol

[@spartanonionproductions1137]

There was a lot of things cut from this movie. For the part where the indoraptor smiled while it trick Wheatley, it would have been established earlier in the film by Eli that a worker that tended to the indoor was abuse to it for no reason,and smiling everything he tased the indo. The indo broke a light in its cage which made the guy go in there to fix it where he was killed by the indo, where it would have shown the indo smiling to mock the guy, and then cut to show the indo playing around with the skull of the guy. Sorry if that went on too long, but it sucks that that part was cut from the film, for no reason

[@boogiemann9363]

Jesus the grammar in this post

[@oddeinarstrand4466]

@@boogiemann9363 Lmao

[@loonjms6660]

@@boogiemann9363 r u having a stroke? I was able to understand the comment

[@s.i.m.poster6823]

@@loonjms6660 "that a worker who tended to the indoor was abuse to it for no reason, and smiling everything he tased it

[@Teeylil]

While the grammar here does suck, I understand what you were trying to say. And the reason they probably cut that from the movie was because if that scene was in there it would definitely not be pg-13, if he was abusing the indoraptor, then thats showing animal abuse and then if the indoraptor played with the guys skull, than that would easily make it R

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"You and your girlfriend have a random clone kid to raise. Wait is that a happy ending?" Nope.

[@hungryboidevourssoupdumplings]

Your late bro

[@samedud5051]

Can I please get an answer. I just want to know, did you take a break or am I unobservant?

[@Miggs9]

Youre late, again

[@bruhmoment2316]

You and justin y should be a couple

[@tahaniabd574]

Stop stalking me i see u everywhere

[@queendoliitle7984]

21:53 “You’re just not rich until you have tanks of poisonous gas just laying around." 😂😂😂

[@syedabbas9454]

Right when James said that I read this comment.😀😀😀

[@skully8450]

He isn’t wrong 😂😂😂😂

[@rockstarrockstar-zj2kq]

Queen Doliitle well duh

[@colinsteadland]

15:25 fun fact humans are the only animal on the entire planet capable of producing tears as a form of emotion

[@SylvisNuvara]

wouldn't surprise me if the so called second most intelligent animal on the planet partially got to that point due to having trace human DNA used in sequence patching, likely also to, theoretically, make it more personable and responsive to people.

[@colinsteadland]

@@SylvisNuvara definitely could see that

[@brycevo]

I'm glad they brought back Animatronics. They made the Dinosaurs look better

[@gavinbunting7354]

I prefer them with CG, which was also used.

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

As do I, practical effects are always going to be my favorite.

[@peanutbutterjellytime5268]

They used puppets but probably touched up the dinosaurs with cgi so it’s both

[@Crackerboy4]

I know

[@gavinbunting7354]

And by the way, they used animatronics in every movie.

[@conmattang8492]

I kind of appreciate how you didnt even need to mention the whole laser gun plot point with the indoraptor because damn that plot point was pretty useless I guess

[@DeadMeat]

Yep. Mentioned it in the first draft of my script and during my rewrite was like... Wait a minute...

[@SarionIfrintiene]

@@DeadMeat taking your own advice and giving your draft one more pass. Nice.

[@Wezqu]

Except that was most likely the main reason Indoraptor was targeting Maisie in the end of the movie as she kept screaming.

[@conmattang8492]

@@Wezqu that just makes it dumber. Ignoring the fact that you're wrong in the first place, why would the indoraptor be programmed to attack ANYTHING that screams? The movie states that it was the specific noise toggle that made it attack. Not screaming

[@Wezqu]

The laser pointer and then using sonic sound burst to mark a target that Indoraptor would take out. It was not any scream but a sound frequency. Her scream just hit by pure chance on that frequency area that needed for the mark and Indoraptor was a prototype when ever a prototype works perfectly how it was ment to in movies? Never.

[@markwhite8585]

I personally like to think that the indoraptor was just playing with them in the museum scene, because it seems in the Dino’s character to play with its prey, as the indominus killed for sport.

[@Zero09877]

You have a point as it did the same thing with wheatley

[@tomboygamer3788]

If I was a Indoraptor I would have done the same thing bc that's the most effective way to give your prey some false sense of safety and high chance of survival

[@blackfox7448]

Seems fair, after all the indoraptor had indorex dna wich the indorex was somewhat sadistic and enjoyed playing with its prey and kill for sport and even leave some of its victims to bleed out like it did for the 🦕 after it was on the loose on the previous movie

[@star.master_cranium]

Toby Jones’ appearance made me remember that you guys on Dead Meat should do TV shows as well someday. Doctor Who would be great recommendation since most of the episodes have like 1-20 kills with only few exceptions where and I quote “Everybody lives!”.

[@Johnny_Serenity]

Rory would appear in the list regularly throughout Series 5, 6, and 7A

[@mikekilhoffer8540]

That scene with the dumbwaiter, what’s her face and the indoraptor was clearly referencing to the scene in the original movie with Lex trying to close that one door in the kitchen and does it right before the velociraptor can get to her.

[@gusido5636]

She didn't make it, it was a reflect, if it wasn't a reflect, she would die

[@jamesbacon1776]

Ya she never closed the door, and her name is Maisie Lockwood.

[@Endervulpe]

"Was that fuckin' Starlord?" Best quote ever XD

[@johncarte340]

James to be fair, a shot from a tank, especially if it was an anti tank round, would go right through a dinosaur. Honestly I feel like buying them as war machines would be a bit ridiculous in general lmao.

[@AviationWithAbrar]

also goes through a human and how many of those do we have fighting. tbf i get your point, the only dinosaurs that would be useful are velociraptors because they're quick and somewhat intelligent.

[@Sam-ge9bm]

Dogs were used during ww2 in the Pacific campaign to flush out tunnels, a velociraptor would be a much more effective version for that. And an indoraptor could be used to clear compounds and area of high value, especially if combined with a separate squad to carry out sabotage to hinder the enemy reaction such as cutting the power.

[@zidanerizalalghifaryalghif3248]

@@AviationWithAbrar yeah i think raptors, including the indoraptor would be the only usefull ones for war

[@colinbaldwin313]

It really is. It'd be one thing if we were talking about, say, using a raptor to replace a German shepherd in the military. But in the last film, Hoskins was talking about how raptors could "replace thousands of boots on the ground" and stand in for drones to do surveillance. That's absolutely preposterous. Just say that a raptor is a more vicious version of a military dog, for Christ's sake! If they're going up against soldiers in tanks (or even just infantry soldiers armed with machine guns), they're going to lose. Not to mention that an enemy could just drop bombs on them from aircraft or something. And I don't see how a larger and stupider dinosaur would have any value at all in the military, at least not since cavalry became outdated in World War I.

[@ballisticwaffles]

@@colinbaldwin313 The only way anything works the way the characters claim they would is if Jurassic Park is a universe where guns are close to worthless, there is no other logical reason to make loud angry reptiles that announce their presence other than for sheer shock value, anyone with a 7.62 rifle could unload into the Indoraptor and waste millions of dollars instantly.

[@strawberrytallcakes]

I'm so late to this party but. Thank God this team knows this series is horror NOT action.. Like the work you all do

[@ilovemichaelmyers_hehe]

i wouldn’t even say it is horror. i wouldn’t even the movie Jaws is horror.

[@mrmism7451]

JWD Owen: "Oh right. Alan meet Blue." Blue: "ALAN."

[@Andrewtops781]

Alan: Talking raptor scene intensifies.

[@natwalsh2710]

The talking raptor scene was just a dream. That’s it. 🤷‍♂️ It didn’t really happen.

[@JeroldBoy0407]

Nat Walsh get a sense of humor you uncultured swine

[@beckettmaffei]

@@JeroldBoy0407 I liked this movie a lot better than most people do, so it's nice to see people not roasting it every which way in the comments.

[@ethanbolger6690]

Blue is best waifu

[@brandonfreeman4866]

I applaud you for keeping up the “ Dina-sow” it was awesome

[@jakeand9020]

I'm pretty sure that's just how he actually pronounces it, as he says it that way every time even in not dinosaur related movies.

[@jifflejeejuice7537]

Clap on planes too brandon?

[@brandonfreeman4866]

@@jifflejeejuice7537 what

[@VietnamKermit]

@Jake And it's because of Mr DNA

[@alexlovelady8249]

@@jakeand9020 he did say that he pronounced dinosaur that way since he was a kid due to how mr DNA pronounced it in Jurassic Park

[@zyron1214]

When Wu said the Indoraptor needed a mother, I thought that it was going to imprint on the granddaughter. Like how other movies have a creature that imprints on the first human that’s nice to it. I think the Indoraptor could have been cooler, it was basically just a more independent version of a velociraptor.

[@VitaeLibra]

I feel like it's the same as the indominous. When Dr. Wu said that I think he remembered the catastrophe of the last mistake and wanted to avoid that wild behaviour again. The indominous was never given a parent and neither indo is still young enough to imprint and grow close to a parent figure at this point. As for independent, I would disagree. It's not... dependent on anyone but the laser trigger thing makes it hard for it to act independently And while this is totally irrelevant to your point I just want to compare it to the competition. Since that's usually what indopendent (heh) means. It's also much too dependent on it's intelligence to stand up to many other dinosaurs. It's shown to toy with it's prey and explore it before killing it but against something like an ankylo or even something as small as a pachy, a moment of hesitation or waiting could mean a broken leg or skull. It's designed to kill humans but other dinosaurs were never a factor. I think it's strengths are so overengineered that it becomes a weakness. It's just too specialized to live in a time that required a more... well not a generalized approach but maybe a more basic one. When humans started getting smarter it is theorized we were at one point down to only 10.000 surviving members. The only reason we survived was because the animals were overall less of a threat than a lot of dinosaurs, we could properly handle tools, and we could outrun almost all animals. None of those apply to the indoraptor. Sure it can open doors but it can't throw a spear and there aren't many doors in the wild. My point is that against any other dinosaurs it would still have to fight in close combat and it's just too "arrogant" to do that effectively. The only species it would be effective against would be those of a lower weight class which also rely somewhat on intelligence. So obviously humans and also the in universe raptors. Except they hunt in packs so unless the indo somehow manages to lure one away from the rest it would suffer too many wounds. The problem with it laying a trap is that many dinosaurs are simply too dumb to fall for it. A pachy would headbutt or run away from the indo wether it looked dead or not. And that's only if it has any reason to get close. All herbivores would just avoid it and the carnivores would either be too big for the trap to work or too many for it to pay off. The indo would have to scavenge for small creatures that can't outrun it or hide (which isn't alot) and already dead creatures but the problem is that it's brain is too smart and it's muscles too big for the energy requirement to be met. There's a reason why life has always traded muscle for brawns and vice versa. Either you're big or you're smart. Both would require too much energy. There's a reason why raptors are the size that they are. The indoraptor is literally the most dependent on humans. It's needs to be fed in exchange for performing tricks and whatnot. Like a dog. Except modern pets just have it easier while for something like the indoraptor it would be a necessity. That was long. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@frde2190]

It was still better than the Giganatasaurus, that was in the movie for like 5 minutes

[@angryboi595]

@@frde2190 anything I better than the Giganotosaurus

[@theflamingsubgun]

The cool thing is that the T-Rex in this film is the same one from the first Jurassic Park and the previous Jurassic World you can even see the scars from when the raptors jumped on her at the end of the first film

[@austinwarner9537]

Fun late fact: The dude “doing his task” who got eaten by rexy was originally supposed to be eaten by a dilophosaurus but they cut it but kept in the DAMN TRILL OF THE DILO!!

[@Mac1081]

Atleast it’s something

[@PhrogOfficial]

My brain got confused and thought you said dildo

[@MRbug_423]

Funnier fact: there was meant to be a rematch of rexy and the spinosaurus when the volcanoe was erupting but instead they finally brought the carnosaurus

[@kycoke1695]

@@MRbug_423 kinda sad about that,I would’ve loved to see that

[@MrWarthog]

doing task,.,,, like... in l eleectricial....susuusssss

[@dusty0559]

James, if you say DINOSAW one more time, you can add +1 to this kill count XD

[@tstorm64m66]

I get it

[@yoshi_ninja0533]

Damn

[@selfishstockton6123]

Dusty 05 it gets annoying after awhile

[@jasonliu3567]

@@yoshi_ninja0533 you work for me now lol

[@yoshi_ninja0533]

@@selfishstockton6123 no sir, that pronunciation is hot af

[@blaircerny]

Hahahaha I can't be the only person who loves when you say "dina-soe." KILLS ME. Every time.

[@jt.3426]

blair cerny lets add you to the kill count

[@blaircerny]

@@jt.3426 WELL-PLAYED

[@tent3807]

Yah

[@Mykingcinderace]

“These waters are home to the badassasaurus” legit got me laughing

[@Optimusprime702]

Same bruh 💀

[@andressilva8263]

"Blue jumps out and yells at Grady for being a deadbeat dad"

[@bignice9050]

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[@stupidbastard000]

big nice What?

[@nolanc9432]

big nice huh.

[@r1gob]

200th like

[@SarionIfrintiene]

What?! We have to wait until the end of 2021 to hear James talk about 'die-nah-saws' again? Nooooooo! P.S. This is definitely one of the best kill counts; and is absolutely my son's favorite. He's watched it like four times already, and still loses it every time it gets to DINO FIGHT *waah wah wah waaah*.

[@ZeeStep]

Iain Kerr that’s cute (the part that we have to wait like 3 years for the movie sucks)

[@KryptidKammy1966]

UNLESS if he does a kill count for the Carnosaur trilogy

[@therealbowee]

They have a 4th one planned too after the 3rd

[@mackenziemcdaniel-paul8163]

Theodore rex kill count next week , you didn't hear it from me

[@cantfly.-.9930]

You don't sound like a adult

[@verysleet7640]

It says something when the saddest death is a dinosaur

[@joshcrouch4926]

To be fair the saddest death in the original is a dinosaur too

[@askjones10]

very sleet idk what ur getting at but I loved this movie

[@friedrice7876]

very sleet No one has ever cared about human deaths in Jurassic movies

[@forzie8889]

Animal deaths are always the saddest in movies tbh

[@BZgA]

The saddest deaths are always animals cuz humans are nothing, son.

[@angryboi595]

When Dominion gets Blu-Ray and Dead Meat can do it. It’s gonna be a very small kill count because 1: Almost all the deaths are animals 2: Barely any humans die 3: Most of the major deaths belong to dinosaurs with the only major human death being Dodgson (I don’t count Rainn, he’s more of a side villain)

[@mirandamusprime]

"Will kill off the last living dinosaurs on the planet." Isla Sorna: JOKES ON YOU!

[@swgriff1]

The ones on Isla sorna were killed before jurassic world

[@ibrahimsuleman6514]

They probably died

[@ghosteel1150]

No one knew about the Isla Sonar dinos as it was classifies and hidden from the public so they are probably still alive.

[@MasterHall117]

Lol

[@redlycan5064]

Uh, I’m pretty sure The Lost World and JP3 have clarified that people know about the dinosaurs on Sorna. Plus, they were owned by Ingen anyway, and it would save time and money if they just grabbed the dinos from Sorna and brought them to Nublar. Though my question is why didn’t they just bring the dinos to Sorna when the volcano started acting up?

[@ScarlettObsidian]

Jurassic:The whole word

[@carriezimmerman7149]

Obsidian Everything UK Jurassic earth

[@xclymenus]

Good 1

[@yaboigaming123]

And next, *Jurassic Space*

[@jacksonculver5527]

Jurassic universe

[@carriezimmerman7149]

Jurassic multiverse

[@tichondriusstormrage]

Haha I love it when he's tearing movies apart xD "A new fighter jet costs the U.S. about 90 mil a piece, so a dinosaur's gotta be what, 2, 3 times that amount?" "I have 4 million dollars, anyone 5." "WHAT...?!"

[@theghostanihalater9391]

They would effectively be sold for the genomes to. Meaning ingen or Lockwood wouldn't have the only capacity to clone em anymore.

[@loryndabenson5840]

Buy low sell high. I think everyone at the auction was already an investor so I guess that's why the dinos were so cheap to buy. So they get the wholesale price and take them back to get cloned and shit and resale to other black market buyers and the militaries for a much higher price

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

That jackass the T Rex ate wouldn't even be a billionaire after the auction.

[@michaeliv284]

My dad actually believed Wheatley took the teeth to sell them rather than be a cartoonish baddie XD

[@travisherndon94]

Dude I love how you say the word dinosaur also I can't wait to see how Franklin interacts with a electric yellow mouse named Ryan Reynolds lol.

[@azxylsn2366]

I love how the mosasaurus only eats things that are annoying to her lol

[@elitrey7209]

Jurassic Park went from being a mysterious island filled with mysterious dinos and a wonderland to just being about dinos in a basement.

[@edwardianlinersdead7864]

I started tearing up when the brachiosaurus died...but when james said it was the one from the original I cried really hard:(

[@karin.2589]

Technician: SCREAMS becuz he sees the T rex T Rex: OMG A FKING HUMAN AFTER 3 YEARS *screams back*

[@justmrcrow]

Actually it wasn't 3 years after Jurassic World was closed It was prob one month or less lager

[@karin.2589]

@@justmrcrow it is though???? how could the dinosaur they found under the sea rotten within 1 month?? use logic

[@justmrcrow]

@@karin.2589 The indominus was eaten by the mosasaurus so

[@christianresel8051]

@@justmrcrow sorry to inform you : The time they took to make JW2 was exactly the time that they "skipped" in it, wich is 3 years. We didnt see Clair with Owen, we didnt see Clair basicaly FOUNDING her group and work with them and no, that much nature on the SHOPPING ROAD in the park shows that it was YEARS not MONTHS

[@FutureGohanGlazer]

JW2 takes place 6 months after JW

[@jobanh7ify]

7:55 “you’re the one that made me come” Phrasing!

[@danielmarine8449]

Made* Spelling!

[@kareeyvidenyi8563]

Ha

[@Gavinchang3]

I love it

[@engineer6077]

More like CUM am I right

[@legend7965]

Yas

[@arosch_213]

This definitely didn't feel like half an hour long it was enjoyable as fuck all the way through. Also I like the Shawshank Redemption reference :)

[@roddur1000]

Arosch_ wtfff i didnt even notice it was so long. It felt like ten mins

[@londonbordeaux]

when James said "our longest kill count" i was like wtf and looked at the time...i love James.

[@ThatOneLazyYoutuber]

21:43 Blue's mannerisms here are so fucking hilariously human here. She smells the gas and looks at the tank almost like she can read the word "Flammable" on it, and turns her head and starts running like "Oh shit! Get the fuck out!" Its so small but it cracks me up!

[@chrispyfriedchicken9648]

Sue the trex (fossil) sold for about 8m in 1997, so the thought of a LIVING DINOSAUR selling for a little over half that makes me chuckle

[@anidiot7247]

very few individual humans have billions

[@chrispyfriedchicken9648]

@@anidiot72471. They wouldn't cost billions 2. Just because they cant afford a $50million trex doesn't mean the auctioneer should lower the price just so they can buy it. That's like if a lady went to the store and couldn't afford a $300 recliner, so the cashier just lowers the price to $90 for her

[@andrewcoble1834]

The reason it went for half is because fossils can't eat people.

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Andrew Coble Bullshit they're one of a kind animals that people would pay MILLIONS for Pandas can cost around 90 million but an extinct animal that hasn't been seen a live for over 65 million years is a mere 4 million?

[@scabab90]

Well in the Jurassic Park world dinosaurs aren't new anymore. Also apparently boring enough that they had to create a new one to raise interest.

[@pktwarrior49]

“These waters are home to the badassasaurus” this is why I don’t go into the water anymore.

[@dracoswarrior2862]

What doesn't make sense as a electrician is the fact that they turned off the lights by a switch. The computer should not have been able to turn it on.

[@ReinBelmont]

Two way switch with a relee?

[@Wezqu]

Depends what kind of switch it is and there can be separate electric switch that you can use to turn the lights on with the computer. You can have several switches to turn same lights on or off even in your own house or appartment.

[@sarahsoffe6505]

Alexa turn on the Jurassic lights

[@weewoo1993]

@@sarahsoffe6505 lol

[@joshuaashkar6644]

i agree how can the computer turn the breaker back on?

[@austinschamburg1695]

I appreciate the commitment to saying "dinosaur" in that JP1 presentation voice every time lol

[@mikekilhoffer8540]

That Rexy roar after Eli’s death was just like the first end roar.

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

Wheatly? You mean... DART NECK!

[@PatrickBoyda]

Ah Dart Neck. Let's toast to his memory

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

@@PatrickBoyda Practical Fans for life! I'm still astonished that most DD's(DSW's?) don't have more views! "I know a dart head...& a dart shoulder.?"

[@PatrickBoyda]

@@LivinMyJeffLife Hold on let me talk to Yarael Poof, he'll understand. Where is he?

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

@@PatrickBoyda Your hair is like a snail and your face is like the snail coming out of the shell. So sexy. 🤣

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Patrick Boyda susceptible to dart neck he is

[@mixabletomato133]

"There alive like me"?! She knew she was a clone for like 30 mins and that line wasn't needed

[@LegDayLas]

If they do make another movie, I sure hope they have the balls to feed a child to the dinos, because that would be some fun irony.

[@ZomeH0RR0R]

Cryptic Cobra I hope it’s rated R. Fallen kingdom sort of let us down even though they said it was gonna be the darkest film in the franchise.

[@SA80TAGE]

@GABRIEL MARTINEZ It's a reference to the books, that the technology used to clone the dinos was also used to bring dead characters back.

[@zamasu3563]

I'm pretty sure that if you found out that you weren't supposed to exist and had to watch something of similar to you start to die and suffer, youd also want them to live as well

[@zamasu3563]

@GABRIEL MARTINEZ Also she was a clone so that it could show that people could be cloned and that it May be used later in later movies

[@auldmetalpossum]

the venture bros references in this are great. "I HAVE THE DART MONKEY ON ME BACK!"

[@padme_amadalla]

So I found out why it kept hunting maisey. Earlier, during the auction, they talk about how the indo raptor is forced to hunt after its prey when a red dot is placed on them (kinda stupid but meh) and at some point in the movie apparently a red dot got placed on maisey so it started hunting after her.

[@cleofausto6695]

She's wearing red

[@padme_amadalla]

@@cleofausto6695 oh true. Thanks for that

[@lyndseywilliams9993]

It’s totally because she’s part raptor too. There’s way more similarities between her behavior and raptor behavior (or like movie raptor behavior) for that to not have been the original plan

[@padme_amadalla]

@@lyndseywilliams9993 that's a fair point. I never thought about that

[@shrek12680]

@@lyndseywilliams9993 Maisey is part raptor?

[@alexandriakufus2415]

I cried when I saw the classic brachiosaurus it was sad rip classic 😩😭

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

IKR! I watched it at a sleepover and openly cried.

[@creditordebit6987]

Same

[@galaxyharpy6981]

R.i.p brachi the Brachiosaurus 😭😭😥😢💖

[@jordangoertz9743]

I couldnt watch that part

[@andrewdemko5553]

I cried

[@lachiebosman8511]

Woah, Chris Pratt did his own stunt, what a badass

[@MagicBrownie7310]

What a badass again

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

*cough* Jackie Chan *cough*

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I see what you did there.

[@diablowh]

@Emilia Skinner oh yeah yeah

[@diablowh]

@Emilia Skinner oh yeah yeah follow me on instagram oh yeah yeah