all aboard the PETTY express - REACTION

[@liesjelualockse6377]

The food allergy girl wasnt petty but got granted a wonderfull change to shift the karma amd she acted, strong and smart ... very satisfying!

[@Blush-wu8zj]

Agreed. I would call it self defense rather than 'petty'

[@Megunyan688]

I would categorize this story under justice boners

[@blackcreators]

My best petty revenge: Years ago I had to call out a repairman for my refrigerator. It turned out to be a super simple fix that took the guy less than a minute to fix. Then, with a hearty laugh the guy said he was tacking an extra $100.00 on the charge because I should have figured it out myself. A month later I'm at work. My job was at a lodge in the middle of nowhere on the Snake River. A guy comes running in screaming that his boat was on fire. I recognized the guy immediately as the jerk repairman. I held up a small bottle of water and told him "That will be $100.00", he recognized me and said no way in hell he was going to give me a hundred bucks so we stood on the bank watching his boat burn into the water. I win LMAO

[@SuperMel81-j5l]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Etherealzyo]

Omg 😭

[@Ladysalons]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatonewitch]

What did he think he was, a lawyer charging for every second they read the email?

[@carlinhassf]

😅😂

[@Shelma32Reactions]

The bully who now has a criminal record absolutely deserves what she got.

[@lizzykayOT7]

She deserved worse for the physical assault when they were younger though.

[@Shelma32Reactions]

@@lizzykayOT7 I definitely agree.

[@Nobby76]

In some countries this can be classed as poisoning.. Tampering with food/drink so you ingest it and have a reaction is poisoning, esp if you know that person is allergic to it. At minimum its on the same grade as peeing in a drink or putting laxatives in food (if you have a fridge raider at work) but at worst its just flat out poisoning.

[@Suenami89]

Agreed

[@XAutumnXFlowerX]

Idk how severe her allergic reactions are, but I've had several anaphylactic reactions. I've literally been in a position where I was suffocating because of an allergy, how is a grown ass adult with a job still in the mindset to be like "oh it's that girl I dislike let me do something to her" as for the gluten I know someone with celiac disease and he's almost had to go into surgery and remove parts of his intestines because of how bad it can get. Luckily he didn't have to but they were prepared to.

[@CelticSunflowerStudios]

Petty story to share: When I was in high school I lived super close to school. Honestly just a few houses down, I could ALMOST see the school from the end of the driveway. That's how close we were. So, one day I was home sick from school and I had seen some of the kids that had a habit of bullying me using my driveway and my neighbor's driveway as a hangout spot to chain smoke cigarettes and hang out during the lunch period. I called the school pretending to be my mom and complained about "hooligans in front of my house" and got to watch the principal march them back to school and the next day I heard they had ISS. It was great. 😂

[@ecduf]

Well done.

[@aslynnbrooks9275]

How? They're not on school property so how could the principal do anything? When your kid acts up at home and refuses to go to school the principal can't come to your house and haul the kid off to school. Outside of school grounds the principal has no authority over the students. Doesn't matter if it's the house next to the school or down the street they can't leave school grounds to punish a student for something they do off school grounds. Makes no sense lol

[@CelticSunflowerStudios]

@@aslynnbrooks9275 I don't care how or why. Maybe the principal was bored but when I called to complain not long after the principal walked them back to the school and they had ISS for I'm assuming leaving property/skipping when they weren't supposed to. Normally I hated our principal because he was a dickhead so maybe he was going beyond what he was supposed to do, but I was glad it happened. I had a break (although only a short one) from people who tormented me literally daily.

[@amisedai942]

Actually, from the moment you leave your house for school to the moment you arrive safely home, teachers have a duty of care. And truancy(skipping school is illegal and teachers actually do rounds in their cars through the surrounding streets of the school looking for kids. It’s called the Truant Officer and they can haul your butt to school. 😂

[@aslynnbrooks9275]

@amisedai942 yeah no truancy officers are not teachers and teachers are not truancy officers and the principal is neither of those things lmao so no the principal did not personally hike down to someone's private property off campus outside of school hours to harass a student for something they are doing outside of school hours. We aren't talking about truancy here anyways so... this doesn't even mean anything lol

[@kittychase3093]

This past valentines day my mom found out Brookfeild zoo did a thing where you could name a cockroach either in honor or dishonor of someone. So to be funny I decided to do one in honor of her and she proudly framed the certificate and put it over the TV for everyone to see.

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

Love that

[@kanijahkennedy1701]

I remember in middle school this girl assaulted me on the bus despite me catching it before it flew out of the window and I went home covered in bruises. I was 13 to her 18 and when my mom found out, she was petty for me. My mom picked me up early from school the next day and drove me to the police station where I saw the girl in handcuffs. My mom had her escorted off of campus in cuffs by police. I guess I get my pettiness from her.

[@Katfall2012]

You're lucky yours would do anything... mine did nothing and I had to drop out of school. I wish I could've gotten some petty revenge😭

[@cc1526]

I feel like we gotta stop calling criminals “bullies.” Lol there’s a big difference between photoshopping their face on a turtle or making a few rude jokes and LITERALLY ATTEMPTING TO KILL SOMEONE. Causing bodily injury, especially with something like messing with an allergy that could kill someone, is not a bully - that’s a criminal.

[@LarissaFay]

Or tackling a fellow student and sticking drawing pins in their body multiple times. It's f***ing disgusting behaviour. I've heard truly horrendous stories, but they are all equally traumatic. AND are literally crimes. People often have to work through these traumas ***for life***. Schools need to do better, punish crimes inflicted onto others. Instead of blaming the victims, hiding it or covering the crimes up.

[@kaitlynbennett4348]

@@LarissaFay specially if a parent works at the school, no excuse to ignore your kid's bad behaviour. I was hoping that girl that did the milk/gluten at the ice cream shop was gonna spend some time in jail for that

[@stephaniekern603]

@@LarissaFay Seriously. There is bullying, and then there is straight up assault.

[@scubachrissy]

I'd say there are different levels of bullying. The kind that is really kids being kids and deserving correction and the kind of bullying that becomes criminal. And there's the victim of bullying that has had enough, and it goes too far. Bullying can absolutely be criminal.

[@cc1526]

@@scubachrissy I just feel like using the term “bullying” to describe criminal behavior (ex. purposely trying to give someone a food they are allergic to) minimizes the severity. Kind of similar to saying “this person was involved in a car accident” when in reality the person was driving drunk and caused a crash - it minimizes the severity of the situation. I just think word choice is important and using a term that typically describes mean name calling or not letting someone sit at the cool kids table to describe possible life ending attacks does the situation any justice.

[@nailsarelife]

"A beautiful British man," and Benedict pops up on the screen. Whoever did that is now my new bestie. 😂😂😂

[@awessauce]

Messing with someones food is so damn wrong and dangerous, fr you don't know how serious an allergy it is someone has and sometimes theyre fatal, really gets to me more since I worked in hospitality for so long and saw so much dodgy stuff like that, I couldn't take it anymore

[@sab5076]

Yep, some of the clips on here are not petty. They are in fact malicious.

[@SimplyHelene93]

I tried to fix my bullying problem already in 2009 by recording my bully with my phone (cameras were bad back then, so only sound). I went and made my teachers listen to it and they fetched my bully too. She immediately started crying because she "felt uncomfortable" because I had recorded her talking nasty to me and spitting me in the face. So because I wasn't the one crying, they turned it on me and said I was not allowed to record anyone and phones wasn't even allowed in the class... So thanks for that. Bullying ofc continued until we finished school

[@jacklow9611]

The pettiest thing I've ever known was when my dad's oldest brother and his wife borrowed my mother's Polaroid camera and never returned it to her, despite many requests for it. The following Christmas, my mother wrapped up the camera box and gave it to them as a Christmas present, with a note saying since they hadn't returned the camera, he might as well have the box it came in, since she didn't need it anymore.

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

I love that! I bet the look on their faces was priceless. 🤣🥝💚🖤

[@jacklow9611]

@@fleetwoodmacncheese4159: Let's just say they weren't very pleased.

[@flamefangstar]

Did they get it back then?

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

@@jacklow9611I bet. 🤣 But, please tell me your mom got her camera back after that. 🥝💚🖤

[@jacklow9611]

@@flamefangstar: No, not as far as I was aware. It did cause some animosity between my parents and them, and they soon moved away, and none of us had to deal with the things they'd subjected my family to, including having my brother housesit for them while they went on a trip, but turned off the water and electricity while they were gone, because they didn't want to pay for the utilities while they were gone.

[@robertgronewold3326]

That last story reminded me of my school days. We weren't allowed to leave campus either, but during my art class, which was concurrent with the lunch shifts, I was looking out the window and noticed a girl who I didn't like, emerging from a house across the street with a boy. And I might have told the art teacher, who met her at the school door. Yeah, she had been going over there to have sex. One week suspension and a month grounding from her mom. So lovely not having to ride the bus with her. hahaha

[@MrsWellner]

That last one just made my whole day!!!! She was just doing her civic duty looking out for youths......and getting a spoonful of petty to put in her sweet tea!!!!

[@throwawayaccount9150]

I had this science teacher in high school who I HATED (Was rude, dismissive of struggling students, embarrassed me in front of the whole class over the bathroom, put me on blast for being poor and unable to even afford a phone, etc.) and she had this thing about keeping things neat, organized, and at an even number. I stole 2 dictionaries from her collection of them, all copies numbered 1-36. I stole 6 and 36 because I knew not only would it annoy her that it ended in 35 but seeing odd numbers close to each other made the missing book more obvious. She never replaced them, probably couldn’t find any copies of the dictionary so they sat there at the front of the class in all their untidy glory. I left #36 in the library at the end of the year, but #6 still sits in my shelf to this day.

[@Katfall2012]

Omg I have the same thing.. I HAVE TO have things at an even number

[@indigowing9473]

i absolutly loved the last story, getting that girl ISS for leaving campus and being a little ***** to someone she doesn't even know, WHILE breaking the rules. priceless.

[@christinapomponio6452]

That was my favorite story today too. Mainly because I'm tired of hearing about ppl being racist, especially young ppl who definitely should know better given today's social climate.

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

​@@christinapomponio6452I feel ya but I also feel like older people are just as bad if not worse for teaching younger generations how to act. Sometimes, anyways. But, like I said, I do agree. In this day and age, us younger peeps should already know better than to be...sh*theads... Sorry, not trying to argue! 😅 I love this woman's pettiness. When someone is backing out and another person is driving towards them, the one going forward should be more aware on the situation and help out the one backing up. Idk, if I see someone backing up and they don't see me, I stop for them and try to help them get out of the spot. Also, I've backed into someone's car before so I know how much that sucks... The lady didn't assault me, she was very understanding while I just cried and apologized. 😅🥝💚🖤

[@LazyIRanch]

@@fleetwoodmacncheese4159 The way so many parking lots are now, where the businesses try to fit as many parking spaces as possible in the lots, it's easy to back into other cars, especially if you're driving a pickup, SUV, or full size sedan. I stopped driving pickups years ago after such an incident and because the price of gas is so high. I bought a (now) 20 year old Hyundai Santa Fe for $800 four years ago which is big enough to carry the 50 lb. bags of chicken and goat feed and other things I need for my ranch, but saves a lot of $$ on gas. It's scratched up from 4 years of driving off-road to get to my place, 3 miles from a paved road, so I don't care if it gets another scratch or small dent. Also my goats climb on it so it has actual hoof prints on the hood and roof. I told a little kid that those hoof prints are from that time when Santa tried to land on my house roof, but landed on my car instead (yeah, I'm going to hell for lying to a child). A few months ago, a lady in her 70s backed into my car and left a small dent on my bumper about the size of a silver dollar. She was so upset, crying and apologizing and worried about what her son would be angry. I told her that he doesn't need to know, because I don't see any damage. She pointed out the tiny dent, but I told her it was probably already there, and all I see is that the collision left a small clean spot on my filthy bumper. That's the upside of driving an old piece o' crap car! I love your YT name, looks like the answer to a Wheel of Fortune "before and after" puzzle, and it combines two things I love, great music and comfort food!

[@K-popstanLuver]

​@@fleetwoodmacncheese4159I agree I actually think they are worse. they also will teach their children this. My friend's ex-husband is like this. They taught their at the time preschooler to be racist. my friend said she got a call from the teacher saying her daughter wouldn't play with a little girl because (as the her daughter said) she's black. ex had no idea what she was talking about we thought it was him but didn't have proof on how we knew. she was like well she sure isn't learning it from. she was son upset. a month later she told me how she found out it was him yesterday his now wife told her. oh yes my friends daughter and this girl became good friends and played and are together. i laughed so hard when she told me the part where they are friends. like what did the ex really think she wouldn't find out.

[@thrumylenns2207]

So satisfying

[@moose3306]

The allergy one, she protected herself. she had a bad feeling and knew better than to go in unprotected. Good on her 👏🏻

[@rubythompson2880]

When I was 15 I was beat up by 3 girls, one of whom I been kinda friend with. One of the reasons I love these videos is because I wish I could be petty against. I wish I could be petty about her, but I can't because even though we live like an hour away from where we grew up, somehow my daughter met her son and is engaged to him. The surprise is that I love him like I love my own kid so I can't be petty about her. She's apologized through her son, but not to me directly. It's going to be awkward at the wedding, but I would never do anything that would hurt my daughter and my soon to be son. So i'm living vicariously through the petty people in your videos.

[@autumn1734]

Ahh amen, I love your heart!!!!

[@queenreg7]

You are an absolute queen 👸🏿!

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

You’re an AWESOME mom! Petty is funny, classy gets you a great relationship with your daughter & son in law! And I feel for you - everyone here is within 1 acquaintance of each other, this sort of thing happens. I ran into a teacher from 35 yrs ago, we’re still ticked off at each other & that’s how an 18 yr old family friend learned that grandparent & great grandparent age people are immature petty grudge holders! 😂 welcome to eastern Montana!!!

[@VictoriaWilder13]

I've unfollowed people on IG because I didn't feel like their posts resonated with me and it had zero to do with whether or not I liked the actual person. Have also never noticed when someone unfollows me. Cannot fathom even caring that much about instagram for it to affect my personal connections with a person. I'm always baffled by people who take follows and unfollows so personally. You're right, though...it's definitely petty behavior.

[@gmarie3082]

Exactly. It’s just childish and I bet her boyfriend is over it.

[@teun1433]

The bully story one baffles me cuz props to the girl for clocking it and she went in just to confirm her bully is still the PoS she remembers and the bully actually was malicious enough to do it

[@chriswillis2181]

Old man here...lol....I grew up before cell phones were a thing... Internet as well (besides aol dial up). I was a tiny, quit little boy and constantly bullied. Felt so alone. I love seeing bullies put in their place. Thank you for this. :)

[@roycesaful]

I love getting my pettiness out by watching these videos - def keeps me from getting into as much trouble. 🙈

[@sngray11]

Same! 💞

[@tootiegolden8553]

Took the words right outta my mouth...

[@NoNameCherry]

I KNEW YOU'D HAVE A CELL BLOCK TANGO MOMENT 🤣🤣🤣 He be glad it wasn't running into her knife ten times.

[@rina37789]

Let’s be real. It wasn’t the chewing. It was the NFTs.

[@henninggirl261]

I was like, 'this is too much!" Then he mentions NFTs, and I thought, "ah. I see." 🤣

[@LazyIRanch]

I was thinking it was the crypto! My cousin's son got deeply into crypto but didn't understand the risks and lost a lot of $$$. He's a smart guy, has a degree in chemical engineering and had a high-paying job with Exxon, which paid for his beautiful home in Houston, big bass boat and motorcycles, and made it possible for his gorgeous wife to stay home and take care of their darling baby boy. This guy was the envy of anyone who knew him because he was living the dream. That all changed when he became obsessed with crypto and maga. He announced on Facebook at the end of December 2020 that he was invited by his president to attend a rally in D.C. on Jan. 6th, where he and other patriots would be given further instructions. Several of us pleaded with him to stay away from that situation, but he went anyway. Now he's serving time in federal prison because of whatever it was he did that day (he might be out by now). His wife filed for divorce, moved in with her parents, and got sole custody of their son. Of course, Exxon fired him, and they lost the house and pretty much everything else. It's heartbreaking. I knew him as a smart, polite little boy who was a delight to be around at family reunions. I couldn't believe it when I found out he joined that mob because it's so unlike the person I thought he was. I hope he learned from it and can work at getting his family back but I think his wife is recently remarried. I'll never understand how a smart person could throw away their life the way he did.

[@sylviacrafts6704]

😆

[@martingusdegr8]

And the crypto. Bombastic eye roll.

[@LeeLeesBanter]

100%

[@thehangmansdaughter1120]

I believed my daughter when she told me about her bullies (there was a group). I tried the school, no . So evidence. So, I took things into my own hands and snatched them, one by one, off the street and scared the living daylights out of them. I whispered in their ears "I will follow you home and burn your house down your family sleeps." Then their parents went to the school, but what do you know? No evidence.

[@user-ei7ir5qd5u]

You are an icon

[@LXLA255]

That. Is AWESOME!!!!

[@jeaniebird999]

No evidence? How about admitting to it, here?

[@studeehoe7481]

Hahaha you snatched them off the streets lmaooo

[@thehangmansdaughter1120]

@@jeaniebird999 It was more than 10 years ago.

[@Noor_Jacobs03]

Charlotte's hair always looks stunning. How can one NOT notice? Geez.

[@lori3714]

Came here for this comment! She had a photo made out and abt a day or so ago and she was stunning!! 🥰

[@aroseinwinter7719]

And so shiny

[@karinafdw]

I had a bully through school (Europe) - he would call me names, kick my ass, etc. At some point he was invited to leave the school. Years later, at my MILs house, guess who appears, MY BULLY. My then boyfriend, now husband, was aware of who he was. He was there because he was my SIL’s best friends boyfriend. So they were preparing pizza and my husband discovered which was this guys pizza and SMEARED THE WHOLE THINKG WITH TABASCO sauce hahaha and we waiting patiently for the reaction at the door and left the house as soon as the screaming started 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leighflorkevich9916]

After the story about the woman who couldn't stand her husband's chewing, my mind immediately went to the song from Chicago! Great minds think alike, eh Charlotte!? 😆

[@argrette]

Hahaha same here! “You pop that gum one more time…” 😅🤣

[@flitsertheo]

Petty minds do think alike.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@flitsertheo We should start a club! The "Petty Potato Posse" and Charlotte will be our Petty Potato Potentate! Okay, Charlotte is more of a benevolent Queen than a potentate, but it's the only "P" word for "leader" that I could think of.

[@Mewse1203]

That story(and every story on the channel) is fake. He makes shit up. He's not a lawyer.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@Mewse1203 Isn't most of TikTok fake? Quite a few of the ones that show up on this channel are known to be hoaxes, but it's still funny to get Charlotte's reactions so I don't care too much if it's real or not.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

10:52 This may be an unpopular opinion- but some people are WAAYY too into social media. Maybe It’s not that deep. Or Maybe he didn’t wanna feel creepy following his friend’s girlfriend? Or maybe he got a girlfriend of his own, and decided he didn’t wanna be following his friend’s girlfriend anymore? There’s so many times in life people are ACTUALLY going to wrong us, maybe we focus on those? 😂

[@liznichols4916]

5:50 my husband was stuck by pins as a kid in school. They didn't believe him either. His mom pulled him out and homeschooled him. Bullies are the lowest of the low.

[@marymacdonald805]

One of my first jobs was working at a pet supply store. We also sold pets. This gal came I. Asking to purchase a rat with all the best 😢things to take good care of it. She wanted to pay for us to deliver it to her boyfriend at his office. No card, she said he would know what it was for. I was elected to make the delivery. The guy busted out laughing and told me they just broke up and he got the message. I hope he changed his mind about her. She defiantly had a sense of humor

[@shae_vlogs]

3:39 i have misophonia, the struggle to not punch people chewing with their mouth open, I feel that girl

[@erikaworkman3744]

I got petty revenge on an ex-boss of mine. I ended up quitting the job after I spent an entire day giving refunds and being harassed by mall security because the boss wouldn't answer his phone to come fix the pop machine that was causing a bug infestation (I worked at a pretzel stand). A couple years later, I was a security guard at a lumber yard when who comes through!? I made him unpack his entire van so I could check every piece on his order, instead of just doing a quick inspection. It took him about half an hour to unpack, and then reload his order 😂

[@walldoo99]

The guy who charged the towing company an extra 75 reminded me of the vengeance I got on one of my HS bullies. He was now a lawyer and president of a little league. He remembered me, but not how he treated me. I met him about doing the individual and team pictures for his league, charged him an extra 50 cents per package for about 350 kids. Still didn't cover the cost of him breaking my big toe, and the money went to my boss, but I felt better.

[@michaelkentlive]

The best part was when I TOLD the company that I charged them extra DURING the performance. It got a huge laugh.

[@summerrodriguez6823]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE CHICAGO AND FOR YOU TO KNOW IT TOO MAKES ME SO HAPPY. I live for musicals

[@prenimystic]

If I EVER have a messy breakup I am definitely naming a rodent and having that beautiful zoo record feeding it to an animal, then sending the video to my ex as a beautiful little package. Glorious.

[@idgarobingoodfellow]

It's the San Antonio Zoo! It's my hometown and the zoo here is amazing and run by cool people who really love and care about the animals and the people in the community. Definitely donate if you can, great cause, and part of the thing about caring for the animals to the level they do, there's a lot of cost to that, and recently during the summer here, usually the main time of year for zoo attendance, it's been so hot, the attendance has been down in the past few years, so the money from these cockroaches and rats and vegetables are so helpful to the running of the zoo, which is actually a Non Profit Organization (and they partner with the San Antonio Humane Society and Animal Shelter! So it's helping kitties and puppers find their forever home too!)

[@Miss_Distress]

Charlotte: I’m not going to condone committing crimes Charlotte, 2 minutes ago: “if you’re prepared to go to jail and suffer the consequences, by all means do it” 😂

[@dallas2752]

Hi Miss Charlotte, just want to let you know how great you are. So, my mom LOVES your channel and here's why...(I'm using her account 😅) In 2018, mu uncle passed away in his early 40's. This was my mom's brother and they were very close, her older brother taught her a lot of things she has taught me. When he passed away she wasn't into KZbin, she was so heart broken that she couldn't even attend his funeral. She went through so much taking car of me, my grandmother, aunt, sister in law and her brothers 3 kids. Needless to say she lost tons of weight, was depressed and lost her smile. During the pandemic in 2019, she was hospitalized for Broken Heart Syndrome. When she came home, I introduced her to KZbin. She came across your videos and enjoyed them. One day, in January 2020, I heard a loud laughing coming from her room. When I went inside, I saw her laughing and smiling while watching your videos. She hasn't stopped smiling since. I saw a complete personality change, she went back to being happy again. I just want to thank you for helping my mom find her smile and for giving me back my mom. She watches your videos every morning before she goes to work, she calls it her "Happy Charlotte Video Time". Thank you so much!❤❤ 😊Mom, if you see this don't be mad at me. I wanted Miss Charlotte to know how big of a fan you are and how she's helped us. You got this moma, I love you. Best moma in the world! ❤

[@LazyIRanch]

This is so sweet! I feel for your wonderful mom, who obviously has a heart filled with love. Tell her we love her too and give her a big hug!

[@wendyduwe3995]

Sweetie I'm so glad you are getting your mom back. If your mom reads this please tell her that I am so happy for your guys relationship. Not all daughters have moms who love them. I love my daughter so very much. She is an amazing woman who does so much for us. Wishing you both many more happy memories watching Charlotte the Petty Potato Queen.

[@BrianAndresScott]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I really hope charlotte reads this. I'm so glad to hear she's doing so much better. This is a beautiful thing sending you and your mom a great big 🫂 ❤️

[@autumn1734]

Yo Mama if you read this you've done a great job and are doing such a great job raising that child, so sorry for your loss were all behind you Hun and happy to have you here 😂🎉💕🤗🥔💓

[@kimjohnson5400]

Misty eyed

[@se7nn1120]

This was over 8 years ago but when I was in college I lent a couple of books to my friend. When I wanted them back she told me she doesn't have them. She said she let her friend borrow them and that friend lost them!!! Like.. what? Btch you lent someone I don't know some things you don't own and don't have the right to lend???? On Facebook.. I've been sending this girl passive aggressive Christmas greetings statuses, along with the fact that she has yet to return my books. I''ve been doing this for 8 years every Christmas Eve. At first I was mad, then it became a hilarious, petty tradition at some point because she made a mistake of telling me it's embarrassing for her every time I do that.

[@taracarina8470]

I adopted a cockroach in my exes name, he always said I was the weirdest person he knows. Best complement ever

[@CyborgArmGun]

That lady's "so what're you in for?" story is going to make her a LEGEND.

[@LisaIsHappyToBeSane]

I love the boyfriend "You didn't need my permission. You were going to do it anyways.". Lmao

[@gothkid1011369]

3:29 YES!!!! The gum smacking!!!! This RELATES SO WELL 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 SING QUEEN!!!!

[@gracelovely3838]

I love how Charlotte showed more personal growth is 2 seconds with the petty 👑 thing than some people did in 50 years... then followed it with being petty about Instagram 😂 This is why we love you 🩷

[@Suenami89]

Now we just need to stop justifying horrible actions that hurt other people over minor annoyances like chewing

[@85Deline]

Just got hooked on these videos and this is so relatable. Had a toxic coworker just a few months ago, would put things away in the work place than wouldnt get put away daily just to annoy her. Was building evidence of her harassment the entire time while only doing things she couldnt connect me to, 2 months of this and she finally got fired for the written evidence of her harassment. Good times.

[@KYAmy-Hick]

My friend found out her husband was cheating from the husband of the woman he cheated with. Not telling her husband she knew(wanted to wait to see her lawyer first) she acted like all was fine that night. Her husband complained of being sick. She remembered the man telling her his wife was home sick as well. This tipped her over the edge bc it meant they had been exposed to each other recently. Husband asked for a popular fever reducer and she said “yes, dear” Went to bathroom to get a couple, stuck them in her butt, and gave them to him. He promptly took them both. After seeing her lawyer the next day she told everyone she could how she stuck them up her ass and how he took them. He’s now called Two Time Tylenol

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

Two Time Tylenol. That is excellent.

[@TortoisePig]

Lmfao thanks for sharing!

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

I knew an old dirty man from the SOUTHSouth whom everyone called Cooter. He had many..interesting stories to tell but one in particular was about how him and his brother always got into it as children. They shared a bedroom with 2 beds and a nightstand in the middle. He said his brother would always just randomly punch him awake or do something randomly to piss him off. He also mentioned his brother was obsessed with his chapstick and kept it on the nightstand. His story ended with one particular day when his brother got him in trouble and he was sent to their room over some ridiculous lie so he decided to take his brother's chapstick and put it in his butt and sat there silently as he watched his brother smear it on his lips. I always got along with the guy but I especially stayed on Cooter's good side after that story.

[@KYAmy-Hick]

@@Nicole-zh7pl I don’t blame you! I’m actually a grandma from the South. My grandfather was a Petty Prince. I learned from all the stories that some Southerners will have you cleaning out your colon and they’ll never say a word. They will do the pettiest revenge, listen to you complain and just say “that’s a shame”.😆

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

@@Nicole-zh7pl It sounds like Cooter also possesses Chaos in his soul.

[@ChelseaLynnThibodeaux]

My grandma(in her 60s) divorced the man she married years after my grandpa died & when we asked her why, she said because he wouldn't wipe his feet before walking on her mopped floors 🤣

[@Shanna302011]

I look forward to petty o'clock every single day. Now I feel like I can get my day started. Thank you, Charlotte!💜💜💜

[@balyee]

hiiiii! i don’t know if you’ll ever see this, but your content has been my only source of peace in a long, long time. i cry the minute i wake up (was diagnosed with severe anxiety, PTSD, and BPD) and your videos are what i binge watch when i’m sick, sad, stressed, angry, etc. and with the amount you’ve helped me, i figured you should know. you’re doing good in this world and i really hope you see that. you’re a beautiful person, inside and out… and i hope you continue on this path in life. thank you a billion times. you’re a unique one❤️❤️

[@lavendarf1u7n]

He Had it Coming is the ultimate petty revenge song!! 😂 Also, been married to a loud annoying chewer for 9 years now, I still love him and bless his heart he tries lol ❤

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

Do you mean Cell Block Tango-?

[@argrette]

@@ShiQingxuanSimpyup, that’s the one. One of my all time favorite performances

[@lavendarf1u7n]

@@ShiQingxuanSimp yes, yes I do lol. I forgot that it was named that.

[@ShiQingxuanSimp]

@@argrette Out of all the songs in Chicago, Cell Block Tango and When You’re Good to Mama are my all time favorites.

[@annieberardino8732]

The one with the girl snapping on the open mouth chewer, I immediately thought of that musical number “HE HAD IT COMMIN! HE HAD IT COMMIN! HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME! IF YOUD A BEEN THERE, IF YOU HAD HEARD IT! IM SURE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME!”

[@aprilchiginsky7560]

I'm not sure why but I imagine what it would look like someone casually walking past your window with no context while you're doing the Petty Express Beep Beep Dance and now I can't stop laughing. Love your petty ness 💖

[@inannaliban]

One day my daughter and I had been shopping. I am disabled and have a parking placard, we also had my infant grand daughter with me. We had just returned to our parking spot to leave, my daughter had the back door open to put in the car seat. A woman pulls up, wanting my spot, and starts beeping for me to hurry up and get out of "HER" spot. I suddenly recalled that there was something I had forgotten to buy, and that we really needed to go back and get it right now. So daughter removes grand daughters car seat and resituates it in the stroller and off we go. The woman started yelling something out the window at us, no idea what because we were busy with our own conversation. Remember, a spot is not yours until you are actually in it.

[@MorbidKat]

I'm loving the rose pink hue of the room you're in! It matches the petty outfit lol and the Chicago references 💋 chef's kiss!! Beautifully sung ✨️💅👑 "If he popped that gum ONE MORE TIME" 😂😢 I felt her rage in my soul lolol

[@cherylanne6549]

I feel that way about sniffling. I used to be a teacher and I would call out kids who sniffled incessantly. Just blow your nose! I would call the kid out and make them come up to the front and get a tissue! I'm retired, but even now if I hear someone sniffling I will hand them a tissue. And if they look at me weird, I'll flat out say, I can't stand sniffling!!!

[@user-hj8vc2ix7p]

@@cherylanne6549 jeez wouldn't want you as a teacher. Maybe they ran out of tissues or didn't have any and had more important things like school to focus on

[@cherylanne6549]

@@user-hj8vc2ix7p you don't have kids, do you? Kids don't like to blow their noses. They would rather wipe their noses on their collars, which doesn't help the sniffling, or wipe it on their hands and rub in on their desks. I think teaching good habits like blowing your nose and not sniffling endlessly is teaching good manners. Sorry you don't agree, but don't really care. You wouldn't have liked me anyway because I was strict.

[@lisaseverance6785]

I didn't exactly get revenge on my bullies. They were sisters and decided that I wasn't good enough to exist. My parents were friends with theirs, and I was friends with their younger brother (he was closer to my age). As I said, they decided I shouldn't exist. So after some nasty name calling events and one full on nasty note, my father got mad and went to their parents. But by then, my parents were not as close to them. The parents decided they were business owners and too good for us when my parents helped them start their business. So of course, they saw nothing wrong. That's when they got everyone at my small school to stop talking to me. Other than teachers, for 2 years, no one spoke to me because of these 2 nasty girls. But then suddenly, they got told that even though they were business owners, their kids could not keep attending that school because they had moved. The girls put up a huge fuss because the hated the school they were to go to and had already made enemies there. Too bad, the law is the law. So they had to start over in a school they hated, where most students already hated them. I heard they tried to do the whole "don't talk to her" thing again there but they chose one of the most popular girls and it didn't go well. Last I heard, the girls no longer speak to each other and their brother avoids them at all costs. Both girls have been married multiple times and one has been strung out for a large portion of her adult life. And I don't feel bad one bit.

[@aliemoreno4594]

Haha even the first one is brutally petty

[@emmaturnermusic]

Can the Potato Queen please release a full petty version of “The Cell Block Tango” (He Had It Coming)? I would totally buy it! Charlotte, you have a gorgeous singing voice! 🎤🎵😍

[@lgblgb7489]

Bronx Zoo in NY has allowed you to "adopt" Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches since 2011 for Valentine's Day -- but they don't feed them to other zoo animals (the idea being to name it after your SO because "cockroaches are forever") -- I get one for my hubby every year! Edit: They include an email, certificate & also offer merch like mugs & totes...💀

[@LazyIRanch]

I think that's very sweet, and if I had a SO and they honored me that way, I would feel loved. Those are pretty cool creatures, but then I love tarantulas and I'm trying to think of a name for the diamondback rattler that lives in a den next to my goat pen. When my son was 5, I took him to a Harvest festival at our church where there was a petting zoo. One creature they had was a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, but my little boy heard it as "Kissing Cockroach", so he happily planted a gentle smooch on that bug's back! The church ladies were horrified, but I grinned and said, "That's my boy!"

[@cherrios2002]

I was severely bullied in elementary school, even had friends who said they were embarrassed to be seen with me. Only one true friend hung out with me without being embarrassed

[@dinasilva9263]

Being petty never felt so good like is now with this Channel. Charlotte merchandising is also gorgeous. Being petty FOREVER😂♥️

[@isabellacoles5331]

That last minute had my cacking myself - love the petty chant!! Love ya Charlotte Xxx

[@echung168]

Oof- I worked at a bakery that at the time wasn't particular about allergies, so we didn't offer it. I had a customer come in with a request for their child with food allergies. They wanted me to make a sandwich with the bread they brought in. (They clearly just needed the fillings.) All I could do was tell them we don't have the proper allergen-free tools and regulations and all I could do was do a simple wipe down so least they had the proper cautions told to them. They knew the risk and potential consequence. Even if you're not being filmed, you're in a public space!!! People can see you... you ain't slick.... that ice cream situation was horrible. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk XDDDD

[@evamolina2195]

True story; I remember back when i was still a child, around (7 or 9 yrs old), male cousin (was around 14). i grew up with many cousins, but there was this cousin in particular that i used to dislike in a sense when it came to his eating habits. Since he used to chew with his mouth open, i remember thinking of asking him in multiple occasions for him to please close his mouth while chewing his food, but i never actually did. Surprisingly, one day however, it seems he picked up on my thoughts. At first he would tried closing his mouth while chewing but in the process i saw him feeling unwell and uncomfortable, i asked him if he was okay, and he felt embarrassed but caved in and told me everything. I felt bad and i told him how i felt but that i wasn't going to make him do something that made him feel uncomfortable. So in the end, i left him be because again; i didn't wanted to make him uncomfortable while we ate, though it was a bit annoying and it seems that mama was also concerned about it. Months after, when mama took him to the hospital, soon we came to find out that he suffered from Ankyloglossia, in shorter terms, tongue-tie symptoms which prevented his tongue from reaching the roof of his mouth which explained why he chewed with his mouth open. Sadly, back in those days and living in a third world country, we didn't had the money to pay for surgery or anything. (We were lucky enough to saved up to take him to the hospital and had him checked). I felt really bad afterwards, and although i never really complained to anyone about his chewing condition (though he did caught on to my feelings) i came to actually accept that there are times when people just gotta come to a compromise and grew to accept it to the point were i became okay with the chewing noises. I guess the moral of my story is that to never judge a book by its cover. If there are things you dislike about someone's bad habits talk to them, come with a compromise and if things don't work out, then either break up/leave the set person and/or move on. Don't be petty like the girl (who almost fucked this guy's life) because he 'chewed with his mouth open'. There's always a time and place, and of course an occasion/reasons to be petty, but that ain't it. Lol.

[@StayAtHomeDogMum]

This is what my hangover dreams are made of. Thank you queen potato

[@loxymeaven3539]

Its patato Thanks for the like

[@StayAtHomeDogMum]

@@loxymeaven3539potato patato I’m too hungover to deal with this

[@loxymeaven3539]

@@StayAtHomeDogMum so what u wanna do to help with the hangover is drink some ice cold water and take 2 shots of whatever u drank the night before and thatll help your hangover

[@loxymeaven3539]

If that doesnt work eat a raw egg

[@StayAtHomeDogMum]

@@loxymeaven3539 😂 yeah thanks but no thanks. Electrolytes, migraine patch, snackies and Charlotte videos works just wonders as well.

[@sabbyRina529.]

The revenge on a bully is amazing. When I was 13 I had a guy sleep with me and him and his best friend sent the video ( I did not know I was being filmed the entire time) it to all the schools in our city... it spread like wild fire that my entire family knew before me. His gf, now wife are super well off and successful and preach being there for those suffering with" mental health" even though they were the ones who literally caused so much trauma and mental health suffering for years. And now again for me flashbacks... So, I'm all here for those getting their petty revenge on their bullies. Love the allergen one .. f those bitches

[@mysam4504]

CHARLOTTE, I had "Cell Block Tango" running through my head before you mentioned it. Great minds...😂❤ That first one is a FANTASTIC fundraising idea! 😊 Back to the video!

[@Suenami89]

Except the offending “chewer” did NOT have it coming.. Anyone who thinks that was justifiable is just as much of a psychopath as that lady. I’d like to see how the tables turn once someone does something equally as bad to them over one of their probably MANY annoying habits..like tapping their nails or some other dumb shit of that caliber

[@JudithHicks-j7k]

Yay for a new video! And the icing in the cake-singing!! I see by the comments I am not the only one who wishes we could hear more of Charlottes' great voice.......maybe a short video with a song or two?

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

0:17 OMG what a fun and great fundraising way to be super petty AF to your EX😂 I'm sure it works for awful bosses, in laws, just about anyone else you don't like😂

[@hydos019]

The chewing. Every day for 4 years and probably not only three times a day... I totally get it. I go mental when i have to listen to ppl swallow. It's the worst. Also CHICAGO thanks Queen Charlotte for that little easter egg gem. Pop.

[@LazyIRanch]

How is it that her hair looks even more gorgeous than the day before?? What kind of witchcraft is this?? One day we are going to tune in and she will be a goddess made of pure light and we will all be swept away to that place called Pettyville, where all potatoes are loved and happy... except for Karens and people who ruin weddings, of course! I'm packed and ready to go.

[@chelseacarpenter2302]

Ok...but your Chicago interpretation was ON POINT! I'd watch you in that show 😂 Much love from Arizona 💜💜

[@RSET16]

I used to get bullied when I was younger, and my so called friends never stood up for me at all. Like the bullies would push me down cement staircases, and pull my hair and throw rocks at me... of course the teachers never saw until I tried to fight back, then the girls changed their tune and said I was bullying them. Yes, because one person is SO likely to bully a group of individuals that are like 2-3 years older than them. I never understood how stupid some teachers could be!!! For about 2 years in a row I kept getting detention on purpose, cause if the bullies never got caught then detention was the safest place for me to be. I wish I could have figured out someway to get petty revenge... but my mind doesn't work like that. The best I have for revenge, is over 2 decades later, I am loving my life, and many of those girls lives have turned to garbage because of teenage pregnancy, dropping out of school, and being so nasty they no longer have people willing to help them. So yes, being a bully when you are younger can absolutely mess with how you perceive yourself growing up and make you the issue of your own life! They were entitled brats and many (not all of them) continue to be entitled adults. Out of all the people who bullied me I only ever got an apology from one of them, we are not friends, but I have no animosity towards that one particular woman. And I hope that since she's admitted to her wrongs she will have grown to be a lovely person with a great family.

[@loreoflilytu]

I love the cell block tango so much! Also does anyone else feel like instantly unaliving-like full blown exploding- when y’all hear nails on a chalk board? I feel this is normal.

[@sarahhunter1114]

I knew a guy who’s dad chewed like an animal at the dinner table. They tried everything to get him to stop but it didn’t work, until one night, the guys mom set up the camcorder to record the dad eat his dinner. She showed him the video. He never ate like an animal again.

[@truthnotpewp]

"No, not chewin'. POPPIN'!" LOVE that movie/musical!!!!

[@catherineg9943]

Charlotte! I just love when you sing! You really DO have incredible vocal talent!! I would love to see you in a musical on stage❤️❤️ (I’ve never seen “Chicago”live, but I did see the movie!!)

[@jojowynne233]

I loved that last lady! Gotta love that revenge pettiness 😂 ❤ On a not fun petty note, because you probably don’t even realise. At 9:03 there’s an inserted clip from the 70’s show of the guy saying “I don’t like you”. That guy is Danny Masterton who has finally been convicted of physically abusing, drugging and rapping women. He’s been sentenced to 30years. I wanted to let you know so you don’t use that clip again. I know many people wouldn’t realise who he was from the past. I’m so sorry to be a bummer petty person. 🌸

[@LesbianKimDokja]

I swear I always drop what I’m doing when Charlotte uploads

[@magdalenastevense1332]

Oh yeah, the "he had it coming part", love the song and you have a great voice!

[@Good.Morning.Petty.Potatoes]

Good Morning Petty Potatoes! ❤ The PETTYNESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

I always love when Charlotte sings. She's good.

[@VirgoLunaris]

Charlotte headlining Petty the Musical?? Yes. Please! I'd watch that so fast! 💛💛

[@hannahhubbard1046]

3:23 I was about to say that when I heard it! It was the first thing that came to mind. Plus you got a great singing voice!

[@marybell8995]

Petty is as petty does and Miss Charlotte does it the best!

[@chantalt6564]

Just wanted to reach out and tell you that you are a blessing to me! As sick as I am,I can always count on you to make me laugh. We will have to do lunch one day lol..I even have my 13 year old addicted to your laughter as well! Keep that amazing aura!!Thank you for keeping me alive

[@anastasiarivera3063]

Trying to get someone else falsely accused and arrested is one of the most heinous things I've ever heard. She could have destroyed his life and taken his freedom. And to mess with his health with poison ivy? Evil

[@ErinChappel]

Exactly. Has she heard of divorce?

[@megancorkern1952]

That guy is full of crap. I follow him on TikTok. He makes up the wildest stories for views.

[@lungeloshabalala5024]

Your singing is so on par Charlotte, can we just stop and appreciate your vocals. 🙌🎉

[@rachelpatison148]

I love it when you sing. You belong on a stage! ❤

[@susanfanning9480]

Yes! And she knows the classics! That's very cool 😎 for someone in their 60's 👵.

[@autumn1734]

On her old vids it's her that sing the intro for them, she use to also be an Elsa from frozen impersonater, and kills it as Jessica Rabbit ☺️

[@Ryanonthecouch]

I'll never understand why people take being un-followed or unfriended from a social media platform as if it was the most insulting thing to be done to them. These platforms are not real life. They haven't really taken anything away from you. It doesn't affect your real life in anyway. You technically haven't lost anything. it's a computer program, and not an official anything that gives you real life status.

[@emilyhollis4231]

omg Charlotte! Now I've got "toxic gossip train" stuck in my head!!😂 🥔❤️

[@chloeohalloran527]

SAME 😂

[@lavendarf1u7n]

DANG IT! I had managed to finally get that out of my head and now it's back!! 🤣😭🤣😭

[@thebosshouse]

This comment needs more likes.😂

[@mom2kn]

Petty stories and Charlotte singing (hoped that song was coming) make for a great day.

[@caljones]

“You don’t need my approval, you were gonna do it anyway.” 🤣

[@gergana.dobreva]

Chicago is my favorite musical, thanks for the song, Charlotte, I love it when you sing! ❤

[@strawberrysangria1474]

Instagram girl is my nightmare! Sometimes it’s easier to delete your social media than to unfollow people. I’ve done it at least 5 times.

[@Letitia-k6q]

I can TOTALLY understand the chewing with his mouth open,( love the song for it,,love that song !!)

[@shannonomalley9584]

As someone with Misophonia and has had full on mental breakdowns because of sounds like open-mouth chewing and/or lip smacking...I'm not saying she was right to do this...but I understand the rage 👀 Also in a 4 year marriage there's no way she never brought up that habit (which is a rude habit anyway) and he either chose or did not care enough to not change such a simple thing 🙄

[@Dancingqueen1961]

And I’m pretty sure he chewed with his mouth open before they married….just saying.

[@daisyo.6666]

I also have misophonia so I just never eat around people who trigger me. I guess I'd never eat around my partner and that would be it.

[@TheHeartandFist]

Those people should not have to change themselves because of something YOU have and vice versa. That was pretty f**king ignorant. I guarantee he chewed with his mouth open before she married him.

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

Completely agree. It's pure disrespect unless someone can't mentally or physically help it. Or, they're a baby, young child or a damn centenarian... Otherwise it's just plain hateful. I think what she did was hilarious and I hope everytime he chews, he remembers her. I mean, my dang 8-year-old can chew and drink normally so a grown adult can too! 🤣🥝💚🖤

[@fleetwoodmacncheese4159]

@@Kisuke242 You chew with your mouth open don't you? Those aren't excuses though. Those two things don't cause someone to eat like an animal. I said physical issues as in DEFORMITIES. Friggin' minor teeth issues DON'T COUNT... Come off it... I had braces for YEEEARS! I literally had BOTH OF THESE ISSUES! I'm actually going to take your comment as satire...otherwise it was asinine af. Also, it turns out this story was a hoax... It's still completely disrespectful to chew with your mouth open. Misophonia is a mental issue. Open-mouth chewing isn't. Now, if someone is disabled, a baby, or a really old person, that's actually understandable. A full-grown man (any able-bodied adult) chewing with their mouth open is full-blown disrespect to others around them. I'd never except a proposal from someone who just has zero manners anyways. Luckily my husband isn't a douchebag with not house training...Also f*ck you for the sexist bull. Bye.👋🥝💚🖤

[@Nephernie]

One year, on my birthday, I found out that my ex-husband, who had cheated on and lied to me for our entire 14 years of marriage, got poison ivy INSIDE his throat (he was an under-the-table landscaper). BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVAAAAAH!!!!!

[@IAmTotallyNotGayyy]

Is it just me, or does everybody else make a list of petty things to do when watching these videos 😂

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

Best to be a mental list lol

[@ablacklatina]

I think you're alone on that one 😅

[@IAmTotallyNotGayyy]

@@ablacklatina you don’t plot on how to take petty revenge while these videos play?

[@sassysarina9718]

@@IAmTotallyNotGayyy No but that is quite funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Anndieraya]

😂😂😂

[@HM-nx2hf]

PETTY TRACKSUIT RESTOCK! I debated for too long on which color to get last time so I'm hype to get them on this second time around 😄

[@greenwidow]

Love your videos! Little story, I haven't needed to get petty - karma has done the work for me...one case a girl was trying to "flirt" w my husband repeatedly, the stove malfunctioned in her family restaurant & ended up blowing her across the kitchen apparently (was in the newspaper/not hurt/minimal damage) and another case of my school bully ended up w a rough life & sadly passed away a while back...I would not wish that on anyone to be clear because I had forgiven her years ago, but it does make one think.

[@autumn1734]

Yeah Right, plot twist your best friends name is Karma😂

[@nicoleashleyknox]

The food allergy one and the lady at Bojangles were very satisfying. Karma. The ig unfollow secret santa was honestly hilarious.