awarding petty PHD's - REACTION

[@justjeni83]

The woman with the abusive ex missed an opportunity to show up to court and tell the judge what a horrible person he is.

[@dreamkiller3399]

I thought she going to do that. But nah. Lol

[@TortoisePig]

That just seems like a waste to me. Her time, her energy. Saying nothing clearly said enough.

[@milly7843]

Yeah, I thought she was going to say that she went and spoke to his lawyer, but when the time came for her to testify on his behalf, she would instead share exactly what he did to her, passing out the photos of her busted up face and (if there was one) police report.

[@Bug.Carlton]

I would have gladly gone to court under the pretense of helping and then laid it allllllll out on the line for the judge...but I am petty like that.

[@lista2308]

But then she would have to be in the same room as him

[@bevalexander5897]

When I was in the army, I had an senior NCO, “Ben” that was in my section. We became good friends, but I realized he was the biggest hoe I’d ever met. Not gonna lie, he was good looking. I met his wife, “Betty”, she was also pretty hot, and was an instructor at the gym I went to. We also became good friends. After I returned from a short deployment, Ben was there to welcome home those of us that had volunteered to deploy. He met me with “Hi. Guess what? Betty left me. Guess who she’s seeing?” I said “your boss”. He’s like, “How did you know? Did she tell you?” I said, “Nope. I told you she would find out about you running around on her. And your boss is who I would have hooked up with.” Yes, I’m the one who told her. Girl code, right?

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Preach sista. 🙌

[@lisamelroy2855]

Amen!!

[@Grace-ms7un]

Gotta love the the army girls that watch out for the army wives 💜 🎉

[@deanbarnette1602]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@LM-so6ip]

​@Grace-ms7un I constantly was telling wives and most of them became absolutely unhinged saying I'm just jealous and must be who he's really cheating with lol. Dependas guna depend

[@CatsOverBrats]

You'd be surprised if you knew how many parents have tried that tactic. For some reason some of they think that if you fall in love with them, surely you'll love their kids too. No, the world doesn't work that way. Children is a dealbreaker. Don't lie to people. Date people that want the same things in life as you.

[@Thao-nathos]

Yeah instead of lying to someone and potentially have them hate you just find someone chill with it or who also wants kids

[@christiannacolbert5603]

LIES are the deal breaker, imo

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@CatsOverBrats 😂 Your username is awesome and relatable

[@readaholicgirl_5]

Or even the opposite could be true, the kids, great awesome humans who are sometimes. The parent, garbage human, where did this cesspool come from to make these kids. Cuz the math ain't mathing buddy

[@ji604]

Telling them only after it's time to split the bill is also pretty sus

[@dawnavent9301]

While I don't have a lisp, I do have a stutter, it sucks, and yes this changes you, I started eating at gatherings so I DON'T have to talk to ppl and yes, I am overweight. I give all the kudos to the woman who stood up for her friend. We need more ppl like you. Thank you.

[@moonhunter9993]

My daughter has a frontal lisp but luckily is not (yet?) self-conscious about it. I hope you're doing alright now. Lots of love.

[@Just1Nora]

I have fibromyalgia and adhd, probably autism, which gives me brain fog (it's dang Silent Hill up in there 😂) and I say, "Uh, uhm," and "wait, what was I saying?" I tend to stutter and say weird things when I'm nervous too. Plus I'm overweight thanks to the combo of hypothyroidism and limited exercise due to the chronic pain. Oh, and I've had hyperhydrosis (excessive sweating) my whole life. So yeah, I'm a wee bit uncomfortable in new social situations. I've been in a few where I scared someone away while trying to put them at ease, or my odd mannerisms were made fun of. Yeaaaahhh...that sucks. It's nice to hear about this woman having her friend's back like that, but she should have reported them to HR for their behavior and told those girls straight up that they were being jerks to her close friend. The sabotage is funny, but it doesn't really change their behavior in the end.

[@valiantsfelinesmccarty6678]

Hey feel better about yourself. And don't eat so much starch when you're at the gatherings and you won't wear as much starches the problem everything else is fine just eat the The veggies meats and fruits you'll be fine. As far as your stutter I had a cousin who was hit with a baseball bat at the back of his head. It ended up causing him to have speech problems as well as learning problems so his learning basically ended in elementary school but he was pushed on through the system because well they thought they should do that. Thank goodness he found a very kind person a lovely girl who was a teacher He worked the grounds at the high school after graduating from high school and became the groundskeeper. He was really good working with tools and with his hands. She was one of the teachers and saw him eating his lunch and walking the track everyday to keep in shape because yeah you get pudgy when you're shy and you don't have much to do with other people who tease you. They ended up starting to go out and dating and he got married I was so proud of him for taking a chance on somebody. She is still married to him and they have a wonderful family. She also saved his bacon She started teaching him how to read better than elementary school level so that he could understand when his brothers after his father's death tried to cheat him out of his property and his inheritance. Not only were they going to try and take all of his inheritance from his father's estate but he had bought the land that he had built a house for his family on etc and he were going to try and get that too They had told the lawyer don't worry my brother doesn't know how to read we'll take care of everything and they were trying to con their brother into signing some documents they'd created which would give them everything including the land he had paid for and built that house on. They were trying to con him into not showing anything to his wife well his wife said he can read They said no he can't and right in front of them her lovely husband was able to open the paperwork and read it straight out to them and he said I'm not stupid you know I just had teachers who failed me and he was able to say it clearly was shocked them because they had quit attending family events if he was around they didn't want to deal with their stuttering brother. She had also gotten him back into speech therapy There had been so much change in how they worked with people who stutter He could speak clearly now in short sentences and I think his anger at them helped. I just want you to know we're not all like that I love my cousin Butch We called him little Butch because we also had a big Uncle Butch so good luck to you and I know what weight is like I suffered trying to keep the weight down turned out it's a genetic problem the US changed from the regular wheat that most Western Europeans can eat to Eastern European wheat which only 10% of the population can digest properly and it causes obesity quit eating the wheat and any other kind of starch and you'll be really shocked the wait will come off so fast you won't even believe it it'll also help get rid of arthritis and stuff I had to see a geneticist but it worked Good luck to you. I had a stroke and had to have speech therapy I who had given speech just throughout my childhood and college career public speaking was my domain and I had to learn how to talk again I know what it feels like and when I get tired or get confused or stressed out well nobody can even understand me because the words don't come I'll ask for fork and it'll be a dirty word or chair I really appreciate it when it's chair and not the dirty word so hang in there and yes I liked that little tricky played on those women too those women were stupid I bet that guy would have been a great person to date.

[@M_SC]

Lisps are totally curable. A girl entered my drama class with a lisp and 6 months later she didn’t have a lisp. Elocution lessons

[@M_SC]

@@moonhunter9993why don’t you just get her speech therapy? It’s bizarre to let your kid not learn how to speak her own language properly

[@zencat55]

I used to work in a fancy art gallery. You really can't tell how much money people have by just looking at them. I will tell you that the better dressed ones were always the cheapest - wanted discounts for everything.

[@davidguidry657]

Facts! My grandmother’s uncle owned a sugar cane farm and when his wife’s Ford broke down on her way to a church meeting, he drove to the Ford dealer after dropping her off. No one would help him because he was in his dirty overalls and looked to be a vagrant. So he walked next door to the bank, withdrew about $6k and went across the street to the Cadillac dealer and bought the car in the showroom for cash! (Clearly this was years ago.) He then drove to the Ford dealership and told one of the five salesmen who approached him before he could even get out of the car to get the general manager. He then proceeded to explain to him that he had been in earlier wanting to buy his wife a replacement Ford but his inattentive sales people cost him that business and that he would never be a Ford buyer again. And he wasn’t.

[@moniqueengleman873]

Absolutely. The Art World is deep and a great way to launder money.

[@michellerobin5461]

@@davidguidry657Uncle Petty!! I love it!! ❤🎉

[@HendriksDunja]

They need the extra disount money for dem louis

[@Sar-ahG]

Art is a really good way to launder money

[@taramco1110]

My mom’s first husband (who died a couple years after they were married) walked into a jeweler to buy her an engagement ring- he was wearing his work clothes (he worked on an oil drilling rig in Alaska), and the person who helped him immediately turned him away and declared that he couldn’t afford anything in their store. So he went to another employee and asked if he could buy the most expensive ring in the place. BOOM. Never judge a book by its cover 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@marta1799]

Several years ago we chipped in to buy our mom perfumes she really likes (she uses them carefully, a bottle lasts for like, 5 years or so) for her birthday. I went to Douglas right after school (17-year-old with high school backpack). A worker was behind me step by step, taking things away from my hands while I was searching for "eau de parfume" and constantly reccomending cheaper things. It was really irritiating but at the end I bought them. Maybe she was worried I came to steal. Another story, like a month ago my sister went to the designer bags shop and was informed they don't have sale and she needs to go to other shops in the mall.

[@jacklow9611]

I've related this story on another channel several years ago, but it's worth retelling. My aunt and a cousin once worked as servers in a diner in the town where I grew up, and one day my cousin waited on this older man who was wearing dirty, faded overalls with faded, sweat-stained flannel shirt, who had evidently ordered, and eaten, one of the most expensive items on the menu, and then paid with a check. My cousin, because of the way he was dressed, didn't think the check would be any good, but went to my aunt to ask her if she thought it should be taken. It turns out, he was not only the president of one of the local banks (and cofounder of that bank) but also owned one of the largest ranches in the area, and he'd been out mowing his hay. The check definitely WAS good. That was my cousin's first lesson in not judging a book by its cover (and a lesson for the rest of the cousins when the incident was related to us).

[@marta1799]

My friend worked short time in one of shop selling denim. Workers there get bonuses depending on their takings. Right before Christmas they had lots of customers. She was shy and new one so she was ordered around by olders. She was sent to the Gypsy man (in my region they are looked down as liars and thiefts, unfortunately often truthtfully) because anyone wanted to "waste" their time to the customer who is "just looking". She was nice to him, showed him lots of things. He bought jeans for all family, she had more takings then rest of workers together and got extra bonus.

[@tymondabrowski12]

I've heard that in some places (I believe it was said about a store with luxury bags targeted to middle class?) they act that way on purpose to make you spend more money to prove that you have it. The OP story here with the most expensive ring is a good example of how that might work...

[@crazedwolfpuppy]

One of my teachers told me this story of when she was working on a jewelry store. A coal money showed up and was basically dismissed by the manager. She knew better and treated him with the utmost respect, and he bought lots of really pricey jewelry. When he came back the manager tried to help him but the man did not let him, preferring my teacher lol

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

I would definitely have gone to the court appointment and told them everything that he did and encourage them to never let him back in the country.

[@CieraMychele]

SAME I thought that was where it was going and I was a lil disappointed 😂 I woulda gone with it pretending like "yeah yeah ill vouch for him!" And then on the court date tell the judge the actual truth

[@Qwertytink]

Sometimes they just aren’t worth the energy. Sometimes we’ve already poured so much of ourselves into it that we just don’t have anything left. I get it.

[@rebag3545]

Omfg thank you! Sit there with a smile in the meeting with the lawyer nodding along like yup yup cool uh huh perfect then just drop the bomb

[@jacklow9611]

I would also report that shyster lawyer for telling me what I should say. A lawyer encouraging perjury can get in a lot of trouble, if it's found out.

[@Charm.1ng]

@@jacklow9611lots of lawyers do that though because they want to higher their chances of winning. I think they don’t get paid if they lose

[@auntlynnie]

I love the wife saying how her husband joined a paddle club to be petty! I especially loved that he was right there and enjoying her telling the story! ❤❤

[@lauralfreeberg2179]

I want to know if his team won.

[@dynastywolf2201]

​@@lauralfreeberg2179she posted a story and his team lost but had a great time still

[@kristenreasoner8240]

We need answers 😂

[@coffeegirl18]

​@@lauralfreeberg2179Same!

[@abbynormal4740]

The husband getting snubbed by the athletic club reminds me of an incident at our favorite restaurant many years ago. After a long, stressful week, we decided to eat dinner out Saturday at a nice Italian restaurant but didn't feel like dressing up. After being seated by the hostess, we overheard our waiter trying to switch tables with another waiter and complaining that he wouldn't get a decent tip because we were dressed in sweats. The waiter who took our table for him was very gracious, friendly, efficient and provided excellent service. (He had seen us there before but hadn't waited on us yet.) While we weren't wealthy, we could easily afford to dine at that restaurant fairly often, and as a former waitress I believed in tipping generously for good service. The original waiter missed out on the 50% tip we gave our server, all because of his snobby attitude - BIG MISTAKE 😄😅 The astonished look on his face when our server showed him the tip was absolutely PRICELESS! 😄😂 When we returned to that restaurant a few weeks later, we had a wonderful waitress. The young man who waited on us before was working a different section but came by to chat a bit and reported that the other waiter had been fired shortly after refusing to serve us - apparently he was snobby with other customers as well and refusing service was the last straw.

[@cindyboyd3677]

I worked as a dietary manager for a nursing home and created the specialty menus for special requirements that included a creamed soup that had over a 1000 calories per serving. This soup was for the extremely elderly and infirm where every calorie you could get into them was important. When the meals were served and cleanup started it was policy to allow extra prepared food to go to staff if they wanted. There was never a great amount and it was first come. There were some really mean and rude nurses so when they came to ask about leftovers I would give them a big bowl of extra extra fatty calories. They loved it and never caught on.

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@deanbarnette1602]

Well played!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@Shell_Herbs]

I dunno if I’m in the minority, but I’m so confused on how fat people are suppose to feel about the sweet tooth story and reading comments like these. It’s talking about fatness like a character/physical flaw that should bet avoided at all costs and weaponized against others for their bad behavior. I dunno-Maintenance Phase is a great podcast that explains far more eloquently (& scientifically) what I’m trying to get at.

[@Lill2895]

​@@Shell_Herbs Maybe the mean people making fun of fat people need to love in those shoes for a bit to gain some empathy. The ladies are the ones making fun and then indulging of their own choice because they're hypocrites.

[@ellielane2313]

@@Shell_HerbsI def agree with you, but I think in the story that was read in the video, it was done BECAUSE the arsehole men made fun of OP’s friend’s weight. So they were the ones who thought being fat made you gross, lesser, and undesirable. This comment doesn’t have anything like that about the reasoning behind giving the nurses the high calorie soup, and I think it can be inferred that the op of this comment does believe that giving the nurses high calorie food, likely in the hopes that it will make them gain weight, would be a punishment; that having more fat is inherently bad. So yea, I agree with you.

[@deconstructing7307]

If you're a parent, don't invite someone into your private life if they don't want kids! Life isn't a RomCom. Your kids need safety and support.

[@tracy5721]

Just because someone doesn’t want kids doesn’t mean they will be abusive or unsupportive of them. Some people don’t want kids but that doesn’t mean they’re bad people or hate children.

[@persephonehades7547]

​@@tracy5721 But equally so, if someone says "I don't want to date a person with kids/I don't want kids," the parents of said kids should just respect that instead of acting on some false narrative of "if I'm good enough they won't care." They should focus on their family first, and their family will probably want someone around who does want kids or does want to take in kids. It's less about if someone is going to be abusive and more that the decision to contact a potential date should end when parent reads "I don't want kids."

[@deconstructing7307]

@@persephonehades7547 Yes. I've known since fifth grade that I don't want kids, and I don't even like being around them. I see them as equals - potential bullies, even. If a kid approaches me, or if a parent insists on getting me to interact with a child, I will do my best to ignore it. I fear kids like some people fear pets. I will never date someone who has kids because I can't provide what kids need. I could easily traumatize a kid without even realizing it. I learned this lesson after watching a baby pull his arms away from me a few days after his mother had asked me to hold him while he was crying. I avoid kids because I respect their need to grow up around safe, loving, comforting adults who want to make them happy. I can't provide what they need because I didn't get it. Being ignored is what I know. There are also liars and psychopaths who will convince you they love kids, only to abuse and/or kill them. Always put your kids first.

[@davidmistoffelees8459]

I don't want kids; my spouse doesn't have kids and doesn't want them. Our life is a RomCom; don't get salty because you ruined your future and now you know that there are people out there who refuse to make the same mistakes that you did.

[@deconstructing7307]

@@davidmistoffelees8459 Um, what? How did I ruin my future? What mistakes?

[@rc31802]

That was quite the malapropism "kill two stones with one bird"! Now I'm picturing Big Bird crushing two rocks to dust.

[@lisamelroy2855]

😂😂😂

[@NellFace]

I pictured flying rocks and a bird being thrown at them, like some off-brand Angry Birds. 😂

[@ruth_anne]

I once had a guy lie on a dating app and say he was 14 years younger than he was. I could tell something was up when I showed to the date and his skin looked more weathered than it should have been for a “28 yo”. He admitted to being 42 when I questioned him. He said that girls would not match with him at his actual age. The funny thing was, I was 33 at the time and my age range was 25-45 for a partner. I was more upset about the lying than his actual age and told him so. Needless to say, he didn’t get a second date.

[@Sar-ahG]

He’s just looking for a quick hook up

[@achildofgodsanchez9608]

Good for you! Lying about something like that shows he will lie about anything.. what did he expect had you showed up looking like an ENTIRELY different person (that was completely not his type at all)?? But you have a great personality? He would have also be upset..

[@ruth_anne]

@@achildofgodsanchez9608 Right! It was bazar.

[@Nikki_81]

I had this happen to me, but he had used his sons pictures on his profile to catfish younger girls. He couldn't figure out why I didn't want a second date, especially after he talked about his open heart surgery and how he was suing my workplace .... it was uncomfortable!!

[@ruth_anne]

@@Nikki_81 yikes 😬

[@NHarts3]

Bob's friend straight up killing those women with kindness 😂😂😂😂

[@SporadicKristal]

I guess they were right about the getting more flies with honey than vinegar 😂😂

[@gothnerd887]

​@@SporadicKristalor as Jon Solo says; You catch more demons with jam than fire.

[@SporadicKristal]

@gothnerd887 Bruh, I love Jon Solo's channel too!! 😅

[@Akai93]

@@MsJubjubbird I get your point but I don't think it's comparable. In Mean Girls, Cady lies about the bar being good for losing weight while it's the complete opposite. On the other hand, no one thinks that the donuts and chocolate she is bringing them is gonna help them stay skinny. They are fully aware of what they are eating and making that decision for themselves

[@NHarts3]

@@Akai93 exactly. Its not like mean girls at all. They aren't being deceived in any way. Everyone knows that sweet treats will make you gain weight. If they do not have the self control to say "no thank you" thats no ones business but their own. I've personally refused many times when someone offered me something that I knew wouldn't agree with me or will be bad for me. Its not like he's personally replacing their lunch items or sprinkling extra sugar when they aren't watching. They know exactly what they're eating and what the results will be

[@aleymaurizio518]

The story about giving the bullies sweets and fattening them is my absolute favorite. This is the petty I aspire to be and the change I want to affect in the world.

[@ajjamsen694]

"Maybe it's his rude comments, maybe it's his neckbeard, maybe it's Maybelline" I died 🤣

[@melchiorlise2466]

Even when it's not about the kids, I feel many people think boundaries are optional and should be disregarded when it comes to dating because they're "unfair". Dating is inherently unfair. Even if you think you are an amazing person and people would love you if they knew you, if you don't fit their list of requirements then it's not negotiable.

[@kaylapounds1359]

Yes. And while there's been profiles where people seem to want something that don't exist, you can just skip over them.

[@sh.4409]

I think it was better when people was embarrassed they had to meet someone online. My mate had three different guys round in one day one each after the other! Her housemates staged an intervention after the last one left.

[@meshiawashington5852]

Liar from the first story did not have to get waxed! He chose to do it! Why is this her fault?? People in the comments section can be weird.🤣

[@jasonbarkley4586]

She also chose to have dumb standards, smoking is a health thing but the no kids is a just a sign of immaturity

[@meshiawashington5852]

@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast That was a good one! POV was literally thinking “eat my pretties” like the wicked witch of the west.🤣🤣

[@thatonewitch]

​@@jasonbarkley4586and he chose to lie in the first place! He could've told the truth and said "but I'd like to give it a try" instead of being arrogant and say "I'm sure your standards will change as I'm such a catch"

[@Qwertytink]

@@jasonbarkley4586PLENTY of people don’t want to have children-I don’t see it as a character flaw. ❤ And with 8 BILLION people on the planet, we will do fine with population! 😂

[@dash9212]

​@@jasonbarkley4586 How is not wanting to date someone with kids a sign of immaturity?

[@TheTewjr]

A coworker once asked me to clean out the microwave after I had heated up some soup in it one day, and it sent me into petty revenge territory. Context: I am very easy going, not hard to get along with, but my coworker was a neat freak. I had covered up the bowl of soup when I heated it and I made sure there weren't any dribbles left or anything like that, so I was confused by her request. How dirty could the microwave possibly be? I opened it and found something like a grain of rice or something like that on the glass plate inside. That was it, the only thing, and it probably didn't even come from me. It was so small I had trouble even seeing the darn thing. The rest of the oven was absolutely spotless, 100% pristine. Not only did she ask me to clean it out, she pointed out that she had brought in her own cleaning supplies for this, she had already cleaned it out several times herself, and she would appreciate it if I used her cleaning supplies and took my turn cleaning it out as well. I said fine and did as she asked. That was the last time I ever used the microwave. I made a point of never touching it again, not so much because of what she asked but how she asked it. There was no negotiating and no discussion and that really annoyed me. The good news is, my coworker only worked in the office a couple days a week. She knew I wasn't using it but she didn't know that every so often, at totally random intervals, I would scoop up a crumb or two and drop it inside the microwave when nobody else was around. She couldn't prove it was coming from me and she couldn't ask me to clean it when I starting bringing in food that didn't need to be warned up. I'm sure it bothered her but if you're going to project your neurosis onto somebody else be prepared for them to turn it right back at you.

[@sh.4409]

This girl who I use to stop everyone bullying at work got promoted. Switched on me and demanded I make her a brew when the manager above her said he would make it she said “ No k want her to’ so I did and spat in it and watched her drink it and told my manager after. He started laughing and said I better not of done it to him before.

[@sh.4409]

*I not K

[@nathemstreet]

That reminds me of the movie, ‘Secretary’

[@AmazinLadi88]

I used to work at the call center for a big box store. We all had our own cubicles. I was sat next to an entitled and evil girl. You know the type that is a mean girl in high school. I have been over weight my whole life and struggled and still do with it. She tweeted "not only does my life suck now that sit me by the 500lb woman who doesn't shut up" I had a friend come and let me know about it. I went to management but obviously they can't prove she tweeted it while she was at work. So I asked not to sit near each other and they approved that. Well later on a famous football player called in and everyone was spreading around why he called. BIG BIG NO NO! Well not only did she tweet about it she tagged said football player in the tweet! His PR called the CEO of said company and she got fired. Welcome to karma!!!

[@rra7490]

Wow she is a dumbass, tagging the football player too. Some people dont know how to keep quiet.

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

Ahhh Karma. That chick was dumb. Also how could they NOT prove she made the tweet at work? Twitter has timestamps from when you post something. All they had to do was look at her schedule and match it to the date and timestamp of the tweet

[@AmazinLadi88]

@NekoKuro-il8rz I agree but they didn't care.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

I know you can't reveal which big box store. And it's probably not the one I am about to talk about. But I do appreciate you...I once called a Costco call center to see if the gloves I saw at one Costco a month prior were at any of the Costcos in the area. And they were super helpful and not only told me they were in stock, but how many and if there was another shipment on the way, so that I knew if I needed to rush or not. I just wanted to say, if you are like that person and so extremely helpful, then you probably don't get the accolades you deserve. But you are especially helpful to people with social anxiety. I know it's off topic, but I wanted to express some gratitude.

[@clairepettie]

What a creep. Imagine caring about how the person who sits next to you looks at work. It must be exhausting being that hateful.

[@not_you_i_dont_even_know_you]

Story 1 - you know if the roles had been reversed he would have flipped sh*t if she lies to him. Red flags abound. He doesn't care about anyone but himself.

[@lauralfreeberg2179]

Just looking for a bang nanny.

[@necrofai6713]

First dude really took the job application approach to dating.

[@t.l.c7481]

Lying about wanting or having kids so YOU CAN, “get to know him,” just screams I’ll hide your birth control so you find out what unconditional love is with your own baby. I’m living for her petty. I would have gone to court to proverbial put the last nail in his visa coffin 😂. Petty food long game 😂.

[@WhiteRiceBunny]

Girl that was in the abusive relationship and the lawyer wanted her to speak on his behalf should have waited until the hearing and went off the rails on him about how abusive he was and given records of all the things he did. #extremepettiness P.S. I’m sorry that happened to you honey! I hope she knows she’s beautiful and knows she is worth more than ALL of that.

[@caljones]

I was hoping it was going that way, honestly

[@witchywootarot]

I came here for this comment.

[@TheFeralFarmgirl]

I'd do the same. I'd talk like I was going to give a raving review up until the court day, and... Yep. Don't cross a girl who has found herself after being abused.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@witchywootarot How many planets are in retrograde right now? 😉 (I just subscribed to you)

[@witchywootarot]

Bethsabée Sheba Newrose 🥰 Thank you ! The answer is TOO many I feel like I'm melting lol 🫠

[@04279]

The first story reminds me of a woman I contacted on a dating app (also looking for non-smokers and women without kids). She didn't say about her kids on her profile only later she revealed that she had 3 kids of 2 guys and is still in close contact with one husband (Quote: "I am not looking for a new father, I am looking for someone for me but it must be a relationship"). I immediately told her that I am looking for a relationship with someone without kids and wished her all the best. She immediately started continuing the chat, asking what I am looking for and I replied to her and wished her all the best, which should be a sign that it is all now. However after some messages she decided to accuse me of calling her kids a "Mistake" and that she would regret it (which I never said) and said that she will end this match. That was a very weird conversation and I am happy that I never met the woman.

[@carrieyaj]

As a person who has no kids, you’ll be surprised how offended people with kids are to hear someone without kids don’t wanna date a baby mama/daddy. It’s called standards…

[@04279]

@@carrieyaj Apparently. I barely contacted someone who has kids mentioned on the profile. But such a case it should be mentioned so it can be avoided in the first place. When someone else told me that she has a daughter and I told her what I am looking for she said "Thanks for being honest, it is OK. All the best to you".

[@carrieyaj]

@@04279 yea most are understanding. I remember one dude told me he’d rather date someone with kids so I’m like whatever that’s fine.. respect should go both ways.

[@tetedur377]

@@carrieyaj Anecdotally, women more so than men. I'm absolutely not down with he/she will love me and fall in love with my kids, and I think the guy got his just desserts with the wax. Having said that, if a man says he's not looking to date single mothers, that sets off a chain Reeeee! action across the internet. They will come out of the woodwork to shame him, dox him, try to get him cancelled in every way possible. Switch the genders, however, and I see ads and clips almost daily where women are all "hell, no! I'm not looking for a man with kids," and it's fine.

[@rra7490]

I dated a guy who had a young daughter, I didn’t mind that, she was very nice and friendly and I got along with the little girl. It was going well with the guy until he told me he also had a 13 year old son, we had been friends for years and I never heard or seen the son so I thought that was weird he never talked about his son. I was only 28 at the time so I didn’t if would be good to stay with him, being only 15 years older than his son he has never spoken about.

[@mike90317]

10:12 that's so Jackie from That 70's Show! "Keep your friends close and make your enemies fat." Iconic.

[@franhunne8929]

As that woman who was asked to vouch for her ex - I would tell the lawyer I would - and then go there and tell them the harsh truth about this man.

[@lauralfreeberg2179]

With pictures and er report.

[@DeleightofThere]

I honestly thought that was the direction she was going lol

[@metalcatmom5891]

I support all these petty Queens and Kings! Please, more petty PhD. I LOVE this.

[@megsesvids]

Okay the girl who got the ex deported should have just let it play out until she had to testify and then decided to tell the truth. That would have been petty.

[@reut0094]

This was my thought exactly. What SHE did was not petty at all. What WOULD have been petty is to go through the motions with his lawyer to plead his case but then bullet point everything he ever did to her in court.

[@Nisiiita]

It would also be risky.

[@wtfesme235]

@@reut0094petty and Delicious 😂

[@gem9535]

I can't blame her for not wanting to see her abuser again.

[@megsesvids]

@@Nisiiita depends on how she was questioned. It’s probably not like a criminal court where a lawyer would be able to object and there would be a mistrial. It’s likely a hearing with no jury in civil court. Think Judge Judy.

[@shanalouise]

Girl, your beauty comes from how you treat others, not your size. You are our petty queen and we’d be here for you no matter your size, cause your size doesn’t matter. All hail the potato petty queen!

[@CaseyAvalon]

For real tho! Charlotte is a good gal, great friend to her people, and I love myself a fellow tall lady ❤

[@dinasilva9263]

Everytime i feel my levels of anxiety are making my life hard, i watch this Channel. I swear, Charlotte helps me a lot. Her good vibes, jokes, funny and adorable personality are the best medicine. 😂♥️

[@HendriksDunja]

Same page 😊

[@sh.4409]

Encourage unkindness? People need more discernment and learn how to tolerate hearing opinions they don’t like.

[@melissacoviello2886]

That girl who’s ex was in jail should’ve gone to the hearing and told them of all the crimes he committed against her and then maybe he would’ve gotten jail time along with being deported.

[@UnicornzRreal92]

"Kill 2 stones with 1 bird" ???? Huh? 😂 Yes I see that last lawyer guys videos all the time is chaos 😂

[@hottubtimemachine1200]

Killed 2 stones with one bird! Maybe it’s Maybelline!!!🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 if I need a lawyer I’m calling him. Great sense of humor!! 😂

[@kingster99me]

I love Charlotte, but I will admit half my joy watching these videos is the hilarious creativity of her amazing editor!

[@tatepearce7898]

😂😂 love the one where the friend fattening them aholes up for picking on his friend Bob. I love it😂 petty galore

[@jessstalker547]

OMGoodness thank you for clarifying that it’s not petty to be honest and not cover for others, it’s just healthy. People who really love you won’t ask you to tell lies, that one was a really costly lesson I had to learn, but I did. Don’t deal with people who ask you to lie.

[@elizabethlegacie8202]

I had an ex-MIL who asked me to lie for her all the time. She never understood why I always said no. Unfortunately, her son would run the wrong kind of interference. One of many reasons both of them are no longer in my life.

[@AmberleySolheim]

OMG! When you started singing 5:17 I was singing the exact same thing in my head!

[@ashleyragz5785]

You know the guy from Israel definitely thought she was gonna have his back. He probably thought for a whole month,(until she and the attorney met up) that she was gonna vouch for him 🤣🤣🤣😂 that’s petty enough for me

[@michellemartin6689]

i thought she (the one with the abusive deported to Israel ex) would have agreed to whatever the lawyer told her to say and then gone to court and told the truth instead. that would have been epic

[@estoypoopin3937]

I was hoping for that too. She should have opened that book. He wouldn’t have gotten deported, he’d be locked up for life like he should be. What a psycho

[@nekoboy56]

Also have the meetings recorded and provide it to the court. If it's found out that a lawyer was trying to have a character witness give false testimony, that lawyer would be barred and unable to practice law anymore. Makes me wonder how many people the lawyer has tried to coax witnesses to say good things about their clients.

[@jessgunn6639]

STREEP IS JUST BEING HERSELF LOL, SHE EATS LIKE A HORSE AND LOVES FEEDING EVERYONE!

[@davidguidry657]

But why you yelling tho? 😉😂🤣

[@jessgunn6639]

COS I LOST MY GLASSES AGAIN! PMSL@@davidguidry657

[@nadrkanakruska]

​@davidguidry657 they seem to be really excited.

[@sngray11]

The woman that got back at the guy she went on a date with that lied to her by taking him to get a Brazilian and then never calling him again is such a Petty Queen! 💅🏼✨

[@dayshaedwards1159]

When my family was loaded we spent less on clothes and shoes then we do now with less money. Many a sales girls lost a nice commission for judging by our shoes and purses that we didn't have money.

[@Sorchia56]

Same happens to my family all the time. We’re from very old money BUT we’ve all gone to Uni and worked our bums off for what we have. We were taught to make our own path. When my parents went to buy a house in 1977, my dad was coming straight from his tool and die business. The realtor wasn’t going to let them in the house! Then my dad said, in front of the owners, ‘what a shame! I planned on paying with cash.’. Turned around to get in his truck and the owners ran up to him saying ‘ignore the realtor, come on in!’. They were appalled at that realtor and fired her. Parents bought the house a month later. 12,000 sq. ft of running wild 😝. I’m still confused on why we needed such a massive house though 🤔

[@jill7759]

Bad idea to really ever judge the book by the cover. My parents were likely into their early seventies when my Dad had his prize classic car stolen and went out with Mum to buy a new car. Bothe my parents lived to age 95yrs and both of them had ALL their wits about them. My Dad did not relinquish his license until well into his eighties and not because of any mental issues. He gave it up voluntarily because of eyesight problems. They were very financially well off but the salesman at the first car lot they visited made them wait for an extended time and was quite dismissive of them until my Dad lost his temper, gathered up my Mum and left. Straight down the road to the next car lot where he paid cash for a brand new car.

[@dayshaedwards1159]

@@jill7759 good for him if a salesman is an idiot and treating you poorly I don't want them to get a big commission!

[@mysticseraph2213]

I love Bob's friend who's fattening up those horrible women. I love you for standing up for your friend; your actions are petty awesomeness!

[@itsmejenna]

ok so my boyfriend and i were binging your videos yesterday and watched this one today and both of us thought the paddle board story sounded SUPER familiar… we went back through the videos we watched yesterday. you actually watched that video a few months ago - i initially thought i was having the most INSANE level of deja vu. you paused on the husbands face and said “I WILL REMEMBER THAT FACE”. i think it’s hilarious that you started singing “do you remember?” as you watched the video a second time and didn’t remember 😂 love you charlotte

[@Kazza_8240]

12:40 that lawyer said 'she decided to kill 2 stones with 1 bird' 🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing 😆

[@becca7327]

Woman from breakfast/waxing story is my hero

[@Autheil]

I had that issue with guys lying about having kids then trying to guilt trip me. Its pathetic and manipulative. But thankfully I found the right man.

[@OiBurns]

Hey charlotte, you might not see this but, I really wanted to say thank you for your amazing content and humour. Im disabled and awaiting surgery and in chronic pain your content is the BEST medicine to watch and forgot for a little bit that im in pain. You dont know me but i love you and this community thank you. Please keep up your amazing work ❤❤

[@jenniferdevinney541]

You and me should like we're in the same boat! Sucky boat

[@bbayley3121]

I absolutely understand what you mean. I had two hip replacements last year and really enjoy her videos. I really hope that you get your surgery soon. Being in chronic pain is not fun!! Sending hugs!!

[@OiBurns]

@@bbayley3121 thanks so much I've been off and waiting for a year, the NHS is beyond backlogged where I am 😔 hopefully soon

[@OiBurns]

@@jenniferdevinney541 yeah it's not fun but it's good to know your not the only one who's up the river on a faulty canoe 😂

[@shelleyg1836]

Yup same I'm disabled with chronic pain too and love supporting Charlotte my fellow Ontario Canadian. Constant pain sucks.

[@joanagoncalves4064]

The lisp story broke my heart. I have one and before you think he was mocked cause he's a boy and a bit overweight, well I've always been skinny and I'm a girl, yet always treated like the ugly duckling and lord was I bullied when I was a kid. Now I learnt to accept it and find some people actually think it's cute. It was very warming to think someone out there would do the same for me. Restored my faith in humanity for a second. ❤

[@tarastratton3]

I absolutely would’ve loved if she had gone forward talking to the lawyer to ‘defend’ him, just to be absolutely honest with the judge about what happened. The look on his face, I can only imagine how gold that moment would be 🤗

[@ziggystarlust]

I would let Meryl feed me as many cookies as she wanted. The woman is a legend, there's no saying "no" to her 😂❤

[@aestrology_]

0:24 my jaw actually DROPPED on the first one ABHAHA

[@OhSkyeLanta]

Oooh oh Charlotte!!! Do a video reacting to Petty Divorce Stories!!!! That would be HILARIOUS!!! And possibly a series??? 👀 thanks for the comedy and the good feelings Charlotte!!! You’re an icon!!!

[@SerenityDreaming]

Also, I'm gonna be the one to say the woman who chose to distance herself from an abusive psycho, in whatever way felt best for her...good for her. She did it exactly right. Because she did what she felt was right on her terms. She didn't do anything half-way. It's easy to say "you shoulda" to survivors, and demand extreme justice from them to balance *our own* emotional responses when we read disturbing things other women go through, but we aren't the ones who lived through her trauma. Flicking him like the booger he is, was exactly on point. She's too important and too busy with her new life. We don't waste a moment of the happiness we longed for, chasing down the karma already out for delivery, Beauties. Remember: there's no such thing as an attempted strangling. It takes 60 seconds to cut blood supply between the heart and brain. Men who strangle are the most dangerous types of abusers statistically speaking. That act alone is considered the single most accurate indicator of mortal risk to victims. And there's no way to "attempt" a strangulation. If they put their hands on you like that, that's what it is. That's all I have to say.

[@elliscrane]

Thank you! I've worked in law for 30+ years. For her to go to court and then tell the truth after lying to the attorney is not a good thing. The attorney would be on the defensive and cross examine her to an extent that could be traumatizing, considering her experiences with him. An experienced criminal defense attorney will know how to push all her buttons. Her showing up could also be interpreted in his twisted mindset, that she still cares for him, no matter what she testifies to. She could end up for a years-long stalking case. Her not showing up sends a clear message that he is no longer of any importance to her and she has moved on.

[@brandyhallman5344]

So far that music in the background is ok for me. It's light, energetic and not like in your face for those that have migraines a lot. And I did notice this so thank you for that! Love your videos girl, keep them coming! The other ones were a bit up there so this is nice, I like it.

[@dramamole]

The irony of Charlotte saying she'll never forget that guy's face when she's reacted to that video before 😂 BTW I don't mind when videos get repeated, the woman puts out videos daily, there no way she can remember everything she's reacted too, and her reactions are always entertaining.

[@MrMykeel]

That last story was pretty silly. If you're going to leave you wealthy husband, don't try and sabotage his bag. Half of that bag is yours. Boost him, leave him, sue him for half. That is truly winning. 😊

[@claudiacastro2709]

Silly and so obviously fake. Could’ve believed it until he said she’s now dating the boss. Funny though

[@Reader-et8nf]

another reason it’s obviously fake, is when you cancel phone or internet service it doesn’t immediately shut off.

[@LitteMissC]

If this is how she acts when someone tells her to stop being lazy and get a job - then he is really the one who won this one.. She is not entitled to anything, that rule is seriously outdated and should be removed. It only nurtures selfish and greedy people

[@luke14parker]

I got killed when you said not all heroes have carpets. Spat out my spoonful of nutella

[@PinkSweets87]

The last guy killed me! Two Stones with one Bird…. Maybe it’s Maybelline…. I died!!!! Thank You for that Laugh before Work Today, Sir!

[@therealdachshunddjangosmom]

Hi Petty Potato Fam and Queen! Hope y’all are having a great day❤“two stones with one bird“ was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@heathermcniven1410]

I love the way the lady who’d been abused got her ex and his attorney’s hopes up - and then dropped them! Class!!!

[@itsmoon1996]

I don’t understand why, as a parent, you would come across the profile of someone that doesn’t want to be with someone with kids and think “I think i’ll message them, they would make a great potential step parent for my child”. like I wouldn’t want to date someone who doesn’t like cats, I can’t imagine how protective i’d be over my human children.

[@user-blob]

Right!!! He’s clearly more in love with himself than his offspring.

[@brandybender4763]

"Killed 2 stones 🪨🪨with 1 bird 🐦." 😂🤣🤣 That's the funniest sh*t I've heard in a long time. 🤣

[@sandybrandtmurals]

I love your sense of humor, your laugh, sexy red hear, energy and transparency. When I'm feeling down you make me laugh with your point of vie and pettiness. Potato Queen, keep up the great work😍

[@dtff1killer]

the waxing story! yesss... that was done great.. icing on the cake! he will never repeat this!!!

[@einienj3281]

These wholesome and petty vibes are helping me cope with my first flu in years.. Thank You Char! ❤

[@iHeartAmySue]

Feel better soon. I had Covid and lost my memory again. It’s no fun. 😢

[@lisamelroy2855]

Feel better soon!! ❤

[@einienj3281]

@@iHeartAmySue That's horrible! My covid was quite mild, but I had had 3 vaccines before I caught it.

[@einienj3281]

@@lisamelroy2855 Thank You ❤️

[@blu3chav3z8]

The ‘butthole mentions’ have me rolling lol, Charlotte’s takes on buttholes always make me laugh

[@ediitzz9741]

I cant think of anything better then Meryl feeding me cookies lol.

[@lizzykennedy6466]

“Petty crocker” lol brilliant

[@alejandraalcantar679]

Turned from fuzzy peaches to smooth nectarines 🍑

[@lesilemccravy5172]

12:08 she should’ve called them Cookie Monsters and said I took a page right out of a willie wonka handbook

[@jessicamarino7448]

My mom was in a window treatment store and said she was interested in plantation shutters (a certain kind of high end all wood window blinds) and the lady said to her, without hesitation, those are too expensive for you...

[@Sorchia56]

Plantation shutters are my favourite!!! I hope your mum went to another shop, got them, put up, took a gorgeous photo and presented it to that wretched salesperson! ‘Big mistake. HUGE! I’m off to shop some more.’ 😂😂😂

[@debracoulter1250]

Loving the mean girls trick fattening up the mean cheerleaders! Petty Crocker!!! 😂❤

[@Roman_Adrian]

Meryl, while having a pleasant and classy demeanor, can be brutal. WATCH OUT! 😂😂😂😂

[@traplordadrian7053]

If you cancel the internet, they don’t just end the service at that exact time.

[@WeirdSnakeGal]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds people that have a lisp ever so cute! In highschool I didn't have many friends, I was bullied senseless. I had one guy friend though and he had the cutest lisp. He got bullied for it and considered going to speech therapy to get rid of it. I sadly lost touch after graduation so I have no idea if he went through with it though.

[@rickwaters3592]

You look really good in this 1 Charlotte! Your hair, make up, eyebrows, nails & rings are all on fleek! 🤌

[@Yarniac]

It's not just the lying...it's the feeling *entitled* to lie 😑

[@madisonhilburger1105]

"How are you not EMBARRASSED?!?!?" has become a catchphrase of mine. Thank you Charlotte 😂❤

[@alyssadejesus5881]

Personally when I was younger I did the same thing. One day my mom, sister, and I were in my moms room trying on clothes. They both comment that I am gaining weight and that my sister is looking thinner than me. Up until then I had been pretty happy with how I looked and thought I was thin enough. I let the comments slide but secretly decided to get back at them. I started revenge baking. Cookies, muffins, cakes, and more. I gave them 6 large cookies in one sitting and piled on more when they finished. I made sure to bake them their favorites that I personally didn’t care for, so I wouldn’t ruin my own health. They gained 15 lbs in a few weeks and i kept this up for a month. The next time we all tried on clothes they did not mention anything about weight. I didn’t tell them until many years later. To me it was petty ❤

[@fiestybritt9389]

i love seeing how her reactions stay consistant even when what she is reaction to was in a previous video XD We love consistency with our petttyyy lol. I love your videos Charlettteeee

[@davidguidry657]

I appreciate people who indicate their lack of interest in parents on dating sites. It eliminates them before I waste my time and money on them. I’m a dad and I love my kids so if that’s a problem for you then we don’t need to inconvenience each other. Thank you for your honesty and I wish you well. Toodles. (I don’t really use toodles but it strikes me as petty so it fits. 😉)

[@lisamelroy2855]

How are your daughter and new grandson doing, David??

[@davidguidry657]

@@lisamelroy2855 both are doing very well, thank you for asking! We’re still in the NICU since he was born so early (30 weeks and 5 days) but he is making great progress and getting stronger every day. My daughter is still sore/healing from the C-section but she’s so strong and brave! They have great bonding times and she is able to feed him (through a tummy tube but it’s her milk) so things are going great! Thank you again for asking! (I could talk about them all day.)

[@Little_Red_Riding_Hoodlum]

The commitment of Petty Crocker is admirable.

[@clairepettie]

For any of my fellow Charlotte Dobre fans who are also big people (or fat'n'sassy) - the cute crop Petty jacket does go up to a 4XL, but it was still really tight on me. (Not super comparable with a Torrid 4X crop, for example, especially if you have a somewhat apple-shaped body - always tricky with a crop anyway.) I'm so sad it doesn't fit, because it is super soft and pretty pricey for the quality.

[@tehilagrunebaum-lake6982]

Charlotte you are already sassy and the queen of petty. I would watch you no matter what you looked like👑

[@Its0k_danny]

Just wanted to say you are so awesome.! I had a dream with you in it and I said "Hey.!! It's Charlotte Dobre.!!" You looked at me and just said "Good work" and walked away. I know better that if I actually got to meet you you would be such a nice person. ❤

[@boutux]

The girl at 5:43 who got beaten by her ex that wound up in jail was not petty. She was nice. Petty would have been to agree to testify on his behalf then get on the stand and proceed to tell the judge every disgusting, hurtful, criminal thing he ever did to her. Then flip him the bird when she walked down from the stand or out the courtroom...which ever she could get away with.

[@dianashepherd6062]

For the girl who didn’t vouch for his ex and he got deported: I would have gone down to vouch for him but then flipped the script and told them how horrible he was and what he did. 😂

[@chronically_illadvice]

I need an update to the paddle ball tournament asap! “Remember this face” lmfao 😂😂😂

[@lizroar04]

Charlotte, you should sell Petty PHD keychains in your store! I'd buy one! 😂

[@turnoffthetv]

No she shouldn't, because another longstanding creator who has been selling Petty related merch longer than Charlotte has a longstanding Petty University/Professor Petty branding and that would feel gross. And while I do think it's possible two creators can come up with similar ideas, that would be a complete line cross and I would lose respect for Charlotte at that point since I know she's been made aware of this.

[@tinagdowski5854]

Loved this vid so much! Especially the couple worker bringing sweets. 😂😂😂

[@NatalyaCherry]

Uh-oh... I'm a real-life PhD (an author and FT graduate school professor) with so little free time, YET there's just something about Charlotte that brings me such joy I can't stay away.😂 Is it a sign of addiction that when I came to YT to reward myself for completing a work-related task, it felt like I'd hit the jackpot seeing she'd just posted this vid an hour ago? Fresh! #prayforme

[@sharong6945]

Hmmm I've heard of "humble-brags" before....is this one?

[@NatalyaCherry]

@@sharong6945 😏maybe just a smidge. Thanks for the ego-check! 🥴

[@metalcatmom5891]

Children were a deal breaker for me too. I was messaged by this really nice guy with a kid who had common interests with me. He told me on our first messaging convo. He would occasionally message me...while I was messaging other guys...lol, something light hearted and friendly. We celebrate our 15th wedding anniversary next month. Yeah, the whole kid thing was even worse than I anticipated and he even said he didn't know why I stayed around because the situation was extreme, but I'm glad I didn't let the kid deter me from being with my forever person. If he hadn't been upfront, I would have never given him the time of day. Also...the kid is now grown and moved on...thank goodness. The moral of the story: don't lie and keep your nut hair. You may still get your person.

[@TheSnowdogsShorts]

I watch Charlotte because she has a great personality, and watching her show feels like a visit from a friend. Her weight is irrelevant to any of that. Her sassiness, is a reason to watch her. ❤

[@Aimee19733]

My fiancé heard this video in the background and told me to turn it off because it’ll melt my brain and make me turn into a basic b*tch I am dying 😭😭 (I’m still on the video I just turned it down lol)

[@Qwertytink]

My husband loves it when he “overhears” Charlotte! ❤🎉

[@donnakawana]

First woman got an Standing Ovation from me an my husband!! We cast your videos to telly... My son was even giggling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@argrette]

There was a time me and my mom were shopping at the mall for our trip to Greece to visit our family. We stopped in a store that was a little pricey to see what they had (can’t remember the name of the store) we saw a beach bag that was kinda cute and wanted to ask about if it closed or had pockets or something, right away she thought we were about to ask about the price and when she realized that we weren’t she acted all sweet and helpful. We thanked her and didn’t buy a thing from the store, not because it was pricey but because the stuff in that store didn’t look good at ALL especially for their prices. It’s funny that I’ve seen things that are expensive that look like crap and stuff that’s a lot cheaper that looks amazing

[@herelt54]

i love the stories that lawyer has!!! -- and yours too!!!

[@jacklow9611]

Maybe the girl who didn't want to date anyone with kids should include liars as well to her profile. Just a thought.

[@jkwz906]

Thanks!