All I Needed To Get Was Batteries | J Chris Newberg | TEDxDetroit

My girlfriend asked for batteries. She said I would be the perfect BF if I got batteries. I was so close.
J Chris Newberg is funny. Ask him. He will disagree, but in a way that is probably humorous. He has performed on America’s Got Talent, but lost to dancers that sparkle. He has also been on the Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live & Comedy Central. He has toured with Dane Cook and written songs for American Idol. He has written jokes for some of your favorite comedians who have used them on SNL, Late Night With David Letterman, Chelsea Lately and The Conan O’Brien show. This talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED conference format but independently organized by a local community. Learn more at www.ted.com/tedx

[@michellelynndion4317]

One of the most FEARLESS guys in the game! Nice change of pace from the usual format.

[@allysondemunda1517]

"I didn't end up getting batteries, but I did end up getting a Ted Talk" - so good. One of my favorite comedians!

[@tammylynne2306]

Cowabunga Chris!!! Still watching, but loving it so far!

[@Yzerman1991]

Never got him.....dont find him timmy whatsoever

[@joelravas6874]

Wow this guy is so funny! I really hope he will be at the next Ted Talk in San Francisco.

[@leabee128]

The laughter in the room was definitely louder than what’s heard on the audio lol this was a great set

[@MsTendersurrender]

My fave is the Luke Perry/michael jackson stroke lol.😂 Great work here!! ❤

[@loganpeters7543]

How I wish that I was there.

[@gabiconti3644]

This is amazing!

[@kristiyoungblood216]

Come back to Boise. We miss you!!!!

[@syannstevens7901]

Get it!

[@cathw61]

LOVE YOU!

[@davewaite]

Is that T-shirt directed at me?!

[@jschlitzski9646]

Watching some of the too woke Detroit crowd made me laugh as well. Detroit and Woke don’t look good together, they clash... Get em Newberg!

[@ifgfutures]

not good