All jingles from History of the Entire World

[@Anna-dr7jy]

Aliens: You have 3 minutes to tell us about your world

[@nipixel]

Ruby Harding why not

[@latinmonsieur]

why?

[@cloudymorningskies5811]

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

[@RubyTrashWolf]

Because THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER. good job tortie you guessed it.

[@Anna-dr7jy]

Not anymore, there's a blanket

[@truegoldstruck3028]

“World peace” “SIKE, they both get angrier”

[@napplert7224]

Every country post-war ever

[@shalizehtakloo591]

That’s pretty much entire world history

[@initacaunane1479]

2:49

[@BeyondThePastures]

Guess what happens next??? Society!! *BRONZE!*

[@diegovane5827]

Both worlds

[@foxmcalister5279]

"Guess what happens next. *SOCIETY*"

[@C.ALYPS0S]

Fox McAlister EGYPPPTTT CHINNNAAA INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILISATIONNN

[@blythecollins1420]

norte chico

[@boredperson4443]

Greeks

[@boredperson4443]

China

[@deniz3213]

Bronze

[@gracedoubleu]

"WEATHER UPDATE" "WEATHER UPDATE" "WEATHER UPDATE" "WEATHER UPDATE" *"T H A T ' S L A N D"*

[@4pqqa163]

*somethings alive in the ocean*

[@ASDF357_]

now you can eat sunlight

[@carloscapinpin803]

*Taste the sun*

[@4pqqa163]

*_i t s t h e c a m b r i a n e x p l o s i o n_*

[@Night_9225]

No. The sun is a deadly lazer

[@coloripple]

1:35 shoutout to the most insane bassline of the century

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Damn u right

[@snrg17]

“World peace” “Sike” History summed up in three words

[@CT-7731]

"they both get angrier"

[@LillaVya]

LMAO EDIT: Since I am a good person, here: 2:49

[@AlexisSim]

I mean, you’re not wrong

[@leather8170]

Correct!

[@idonthaveaname3494]

Laser Lemon I made the 2,300th like

[@kerpiilol]

"ice age" "not anymore" "guess what's happens next?" "S O C I E T Y"

[@grissgrass2349]

Kerpii ツ we live in a society due to the ice age ending

[@mrnukes797]

🃏: Guess what happens next? 🃏: SOCIETYYYYYYYY!!!

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Lol

[@PaleBlueDott]

Wow that's *FACTS* and stuff

[@tnaoro]

Mankind in a nutshell

[@toirdealbachbartoium5454]

"Have babies" "Bye bye" My dad took this to heart.

[@mermazing8205]

OOF DUDE, I'M SORRY

[@bukowskifamily7728]

Oof size large

[@joshual.7900]

*And the dinosaurs are gone*

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

so he is basically like all animal fathers? not so unusual.

[@barbaro267]

He killed his kids? How are you alive??

[@Lusiorange]

2:00 In my opinion, I love this one the most, it slaps so much.

[@boomskits60134]

Well I guess we’ll have to find another way to *INDIA*

[@smackingjack425awesome3]

0:23 Slaps harder.

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

My personal favourite is 2:36

[@TheMormonGuy-ph]

​@@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username this 1:35

[@SimplesmenteMatheusLopes_123]

1:07

[@aleph1057]

*"Weather update, weather update, weather update, weather update, That's land!"*

[@aleph1057]

Hey dude! Didn't expect you here either.

[@zenrock127]

AlphredWulf I was just going to make a comment this. Simply wonderful!

[@TheCatVtuber]

*Something's alive in the ocean!*

[@aleph1057]

*Now you can eat sunlight!*

[@zenrock127]

AlphredWulf *Taste the Sun*

[@quagsire654]

2:42 "Japan gets hit with extinction ball" "world peace"

[@hanoverbased]

‘Sike, they both get angrier’

[@ryannudds7712]

“Thanks for watching history”

[@desbugfan8429]

@@ryannudds7712 where the hell are we*

[@HarryKaneIsGoated]

@@desbugfan8429 How did this happen?

[@desbugfan8429]

@@HarryKaneIsGoated no

[@co5micwaffle742]

"How did this happen?" "Quarks and stuff" Yeah, sounds accurate.

[@dillsimm]

1:35 That bass line on the Golden Age of India is insane

[@PazWasHere]

It's so criminally underrated and it shouldn't be. It's so good 🥹

[@JonahNelson7]

He’s a real musician

[@gladeon-hb9iu]

i think "the sun is a deadly lazer" is the best and then this is second

[@bbaa752]

2:50 "World peace, SIKE! They both get angrier" "And the ocean is full of plastic~" Sounds right

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

To quote Sniper from how it feels to play engineer, Y E A H T H A T S E E M S A B O U T R O I G H T

[@Fruitsmymainispomgranates]

Yes

[@frhn707]

Yes

[@oofree1808]

“As long as there are two people on this planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.” -sniper

[@jaketbiru9451]

And i love how the video just ends

[@Stanzaawashere]

0:34 me looking at the blanket on my chair at 3am

[@mantasulcinas6634]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anteater9408]

😂😂😂😂

[@Alyssa_editzz1]

I'm 69th like

[@Stanzaawashere]

@@Alyssa_editzz1 congratulations man

[@tinuvielx]

F

[@hubabuba6110]

"Not anymore there's a blanket" "HAVE BABIES" Well this just took a whole 180

[@cricketuhm]

6 ) 6

[@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756]

6 0 6

[@CoReaVT]

What else would the blanket be for? Going outside??

[@upsidedowns2342]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@meriewanderer]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@JustARandomPersonLol69420]

2:08 I feel like the only one that thinks this jingle sounds amazing

[@beatuzumaki1108]

I feel like "Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey" is super underrated

[@Segatari]

Followed by ‘’it’s world war 2’’ which implies that turkey making a brand new turkey caused world war 2

[@thumii8526]

Yes I love that chime

[@euproductions8615]

It is actually true, in 1922 when the Ottoman empire ended there was alot of occupations until 1923 Turkey invades it all and forms the Republic of Turkey

[@anna_shaikun]

Best part, except maybe the bit about the Swahili on the Swahili Coast

[@d4rkshadow826]

That one is so funny 😂

[@angelahuang2161]

*japan is nuked 2 times* "WORLD PEACE!!!!" "syke! they both get angrier"

[@baddaysyt3249]

Angela Huang confirmation of WWIII

[@vanexcelarroz5511]

"and the ocean is full of plastic

[@Daniel-ef1mw]

*types in Nuclear Warhead codes*

[@BreadstixTheAnimator]

Thanks for watching everything

[@TimmyMcDoddle]

"now you can eat sunlight" "taste the sun" "cambrian explosion" "quarks and stuff" and "guess what happens next" are my favorites

[@gnerdeek5362]

Whats funny is that the jingles convey about as much information as the original video

[@gugisgug]

Gnerdeek nah bro, doesn’t even talk about the onion hat man

[@Loonaurtheworld]

Ma Ja Pa Hit

[@karla3153]

Theyre the main points :D

[@eldritchskye2608]

They highlight the main information :)

[@thejudge.2745]

@@gugisgug That's key.

[@iambangleslick]

“Space dust” “Even crazier space dust” “Which is now the moon” *some things just cant be explained.*

[@sofifrz]

The moon is just crazier space dust 😂😂

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

• I'm SofyChan • gacha bad

[@hazeltree7738]

The moon is a scar of a wound on the earth

[@timno2639]

u misspeld can

[@maricelecoy581]

Lemex27 Gaming you do realize that’s old right? lmao, leave it the fuck alone and let people like what they like, things you like have porn of it too

[@Theakritas_]

"FINISH HIM" "world peace" "sike" "they both get angrier"

[@Sparkanator]

Eat your cereal

[@Theakritas_]

@@Sparkanator eat your cereal too

[@forker-r1m]

ragdoll effects jezuz u givin' me Dejavu, srsly your *EVERYWHERE*

[@Theakritas_]

@@forker-r1m oh, really? Then i'm commenting more often :D

[@grapes5672]

@Mr. Recker let us all eat cereal's ass

[@sheetallangarkar5805]

1:08 is so rhytmic and such a nice jingle

[@BrainSupper]

“have babies” “Bye bye ocean” “and the dinosaurs are gone” Man, that escalated quickly

[@valerieestes5472]

Yep

[@ocean7889]

Roses are red Cacti are prickly I don't know what happened But that escalated quickly

[@bombspuad]

"Hell yeah now we've got business"

[@CrayFishYT]

That went from 0 to 100 really quickly

[@eleniss6669]

Just after that is ,, That's a human person"

[@crianpy]

“EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY” “That’s ww2”

[@yuri9943]

I'm Turkish and that's gold.

[@proxy2106]

im from germany i still snorted

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

🚫🇹🇷 🇹🇷=🦃🆕

[@crianpy]

mazlan mahadzir couldn’t have said it better

[@proxy2106]

Cindy Rapberger ikr

[@intalcu5610]

2:49 “World peace” “Sike! They both get angier” History in a nutshell.

[@sreedevisodanapalli1010]

*they all get angrier

[@SoupEarthOfficial]

@@sreedevisodanapalli1010 No you idiot

[@somerandomdude5653]

And the ocean is full of plastic

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

@@AGermanwithaMG42 you stfu

[@castorsdoodliez]

why are you all mad at a guy who was just correcting someones grammar lol

[@yusatelevision]

2:25 bro went asmr mode

[@Bismuguy]

"they never got ethiopia" "they never got thailand" "HAWAII"

[@constellationmaker145]

cuba (it makes cars go)

[@Lisbord]

Communism in the Soviet Union.

[@ColRadley]

jewish people have a place to live EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY

[@JaxsonSalcido-ng8jh]

@@Lisbordjewish people a place to live

[@froggo819]

1:53 this is my favorite part, the little hëUæ

[@theroyalnapkin379]

It's even better in 0.25x speed

[@onyourleft9273]

@@theroyalnapkin379 Lmao true

[@Blaze_the_demon]

C R U S A D E

[@awelko]

I fully agree.

[@rommelgemma]

it says crusade

[@charlesmansonpart2498]

“It’s the seljuk Turks, “ “Ahh” “CRUSADE”

[@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462]

Thumbnail... does it check out?

[@eggsongarlicbread4103]

Your Profile Picture..... it scares me

[@charlesmansonpart2498]

I fear no man... but that thing... it scares me

[@eggsongarlicbread4103]

Exactly :)

[@colewegner7576]

@@charlesmansonpart2498 I enjoy your profile picture

[@sunshineelo]

0:42 this is on loop forever now

[@Mushysoda]

"World Peace" "Sike" History of the world- SImplified version

[@TreeckoDX64]

I guess

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

guess you could say it was... Oversimplified They should collab

[@Pukeprincess]

the next guy, I wish. Bill wurtz quit.

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@Pukeprincess Why

[@sheeshkabob]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 Bill Wurtz didn't quit, he went on some sort of hiatus and is trying a new animation styles with more 3d objects and whatnot

[@sweebystpu]

“It makes cars go” “Communism” “In the Soviet Union” IN SOVIET RUSSIA CAR DRIVES US

[@IsaacMeade641]

No it’s our car

[@shlubbers1778]

Us*

[@eylulbatmaz4910]

It's OUR Soviet Russia

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a religion out of this

[@eylulbatmaz4910]

@@joshual.7900 Whoops

[@CeroSect]

2:49 - 2:53 is basically just the summarization of human history every 50 (or less) years

[@fellowstranger3333]

If it’s not accurate then I don’t know what is

[@that317boi7]

The way he says “they both get angrier” 😩

[@OwoAshes]

*World Peace* *SIKE*

[@taofvfx]

@@OwoAshes palestine and israel: *SIKE* 🇵🇸 vs 🇮🇱

[@sirinsomniac3859]

*And the ocean is full of plastiiiic~*

[@ChristofKSGN]

1:08 this part is a bop

[@mr.z_yt]

Time to conquer all of India 🇮🇳

[@tranucanh8c425]

​@@mr.z_ytmost of India

[@crebs-amogus]

@@tranucanh8c425merchants probably.

[@Plan3tMist]

​@@tranucanh8c425merchants probably

[@kirbgaming8192]

“How did this happen?” “Quarks and stuff” You can’t argue with that assessment

[@guestgoose]

"No." "Why?" "The sun is a deadly Laser" "Not anymore There's a blanket " " *_Have Babies_* "

[@SiffrinISAT]

"Bye bye ocean"

[@x3a]

Go away

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

*WEATHER UPDATE*

[@slushy711]

*WEATHER UPDATE*

[@ssvddsvd]

*w o a h h h !* not so fast

[@charleslanohan9408]

When you realize that the Jingles are the real Summary of the video

[@SilenceSerene]

Hmm here is the actual summary kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE

[@FaizPhobia]

@@SilenceSerene moines gonna click this link dipshit

[@SilenceSerene]

@@FaizPhobia yeah ikr the video is too popular

[@7thwardlord882]

@@SilenceSerene FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT EVEN THO THE GUY BEFORRRE SAID THAT HESE NOT CLICKING THEE LINK DIPSHAT

[@SilenceSerene]

@@7thwardlord882 😂i lold

[@ignacioartaud]

Can't get 2:17 out of my head. It's the most random out of all the jingles and it isn't a historical fact that really contributes to anything in the grand scheme of world history but that's why I love it. Plus in any other world history video you'd probably only get those random bits of information about events in the western world, so I think it was great of Bill to let us know "oh and this arab sultan just decided to move places sometime around the industrial revolution"

[@fsp3637]

“World Peace” “SIKE, THEY BOTH GET ANGRIER”

[@theoatmaster7501]

“And the ocean is full of plastic”

[@everettrailfan]

World history in a nutshell.

[@qspace102]

History of the entire world but three sentences

[@oskwie861]

“weather update” “Weather Update” “WEATHER UPDATE” *”WEATHER UPDATE”*

[@softbee6072]

*something’s aLiVe in the ocean..*

[@aidenmcubing]

0:09

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

When there’s a snow storm here in the south

[@mile290productions3]

Im not alone!

[@villacream782]

NO

[@ixyv8854]

"Hell yeah now we've got business" "Is loving Jesus legal yet"

[@pammcbee7529]

"mAIN RIVAL"

[@jamiehawbaker7757]

969 likes (Lenny)

[@rah8693]

*weather update*

[@getscrolled]

No

[@hairylarrytv9926]

Lexagal Time to conquer India!....... or most of India??????

[@MisterSt4r]

0:20 i love this part so much!

[@justaperson15_78]

“NO” “Why?” *”The sun is a deadly lazer”*

[@bababooey6521]

Me when my mom tells me to go outside

[@cubagamerbutitsnotok9856]

switch ur pfp

[@urboibobbybottomtext6015]

Not anymore there’s a *_BLANKET._*

[@joychapman9228]

but cancer

[@bababooey6521]

Ok I’ll switch my pfp

[@TheMissingLink1]

"It's the Cambrian Explosion" goes hard.

[@sauringlunala3716]

NO

[@willow5299]

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

[@DezvaluireaTheUnraveling]

Not anymore, there's a blanket~~

[@firedragon128v7]

Bye bye ocean

[@NatNatNJG]

And the dinosaurs are gone…

[@dousalproductions6152]

“How did this happen” “Quarks and stuff” Pretty much yeah

[@dylanquintanilla9123]

1:40 " the Mayans have figured out the stars"

[@Cosmic_Mj]

The only thing missing is “you can make a religion out of this”

[@Cosmic_Mj]

Not that it’s a jingle, but this is like all the funniest parts except that

[@Untiforgins]

Did you reply to yourself?

[@danielespinolajr1]

Untiforgins He was probably just adding to his comment

[@Untiforgins]

@@danielespinolajr1 I just misread the comment. I thought they said "that's not a jingle". Also the fact that they didn't edit their original comment confused me and so I thought it was somebody replying to their comment until I saw it was the same person.

[@ashton1508]

You can make a religion out of this

[@kenzz444you]

0:36 "ice age!" "not anymore.." "guess what happens next?!!" "SOCIETYY!!" that just fits so well lmao

[@anonymousfish2456]

ikr, was waiting for somebody to mention it.

[@ns33333]

​@@anonymousfish2456 or you could just mention it yourself lol

[@remixstudios64]

Yep😂

[@-Terry...Original-]

Bronze

[@kenzz444you]

@@-Terry...Original- yum

[@jakub2088]

0:40 this is when everything started to go downwards

[@moons5528]

R/I’m 14 and this is deep

[@TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin]

Downhill*

[@atijohn8135]

@@moons5528 r/ihavereddit

[@moons5528]

@@atijohn8135 lol

[@gloriouscomrade5552]

We got an Anarchist boys

[@chaotic_household]

1:39 this just itches my brain.

[@aldenosaur4456]

2:33 Jewish people a place to live... *EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY*

[@Misaki-dd6gb]

That's World War 2

[@diegomurua4798]

bonus round,

[@ozguraydins]

@@Misaki-dd6gb BREAKING: TURKEY PROVED TO BE ANTI-SEMITIC

[@JELLY-bs8rl]

Frick United States vs. Japan Fight!

[@hayalukav2123]

Im Turkish

[@mqtism]

“it makes the cars go-“ “C O M M U N I S MMMM”

[@namethegame1010]

- ˏˋIKᗩᗯᗩIˊˎ - uwu IN THE SOVIET UNION

[@dslashg]

2:30

[@xanderprosqd968]

Jewish people a place to live...

[@butterflycipher_7540]

Thats world war 2

[@akiishitster1742]

@@xanderprosqd968 except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey

[@amebee709]

"Weather update" "Weather update" "Weather update" "Weather update" "That's land"

[@0f3plays40]

200 likes!

[@noiexist8684]

0:10

[@du67ty80]

Indeed it is

[@Joelster-og4pf]

Bill Wurst’s jingles are better than 95% of the television ads. Fact?

[@Fanaticalight]

they've stuck with me for a whole decade longer than the average tv jingle ever had, so yes

[@shrekboiyeet7511]

"Turkey makes a brand new turkey" "That's world war 2"

[@adams.2407]

Turkey in 1945: OMG guys I did so well for myself rite?

[@Fulllife3.2]

Cool Kid Productions Switzerland: Right on bro!

[@EZ-cz5en]

Bonus round: Pacific Showdown, USA vs Japanese empire, fight! USA: picks atomic bomb, and bombs Hiroshima. FINISH EM’ USA: bombs Nagasaki and Japan surrenders.

[@joshual.7900]

Denmark Countryball *world peace*

[@EZ-cz5en]

Joshua Liu sike they both get angrier

[@starkar91]

"Jewish people a place to live" "Except turkey" "Turkey makes a brand new turkey" "That's world war 2" *I wasn't expecting this type of action*

[@nolongerusing7430]

I thought that too.

[@joshual.7900]

“World peace!” “SIKE! They both get angrier”

[@user-dl5uh9fq7g]

Where?!? I'm a lazy bum!

[@Andrew-uk5qd]

Correction: world war lll

[@muradsmassacre457]

@@user-dl5uh9fq7g 2:33

[@Viridityy-bx8fp]

I like how all the jingles are like checkpoints in history (these reply notifs have brought me back to this beauty of a video)

[@baconsoup1864]

These are the checkpoints I want to hear echo across the earth, especially at the end because atleast it would give me some peace

[@rioz886]

like age of empires notices lol

[@jacobtablet]

It almost tells like a tldr of the entire video

[@diegojesussilvaeduardo9347]

Hey yo, watch this beauty again

[@Viridityy-bx8fp]

Appreciate it

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

the fact that this is still just as effective as a world recap as the original was shows how good it is

[@jackk3094]

0:26 when the monster under your bed is about to grab your foot

[@greatrj]

Lmfao

[@elixever]

Exactlyyyyy as long as there is a tissue over my foot they can’t get me 😌

[@ihatebees8775]

500th like

[@t0onified]

@Evan Surdey bye bye ocean

[@bigstronkbee]

@@t0onified a n d t h e d i n o s a u r s a r e g o n e

[@leeeverett4516]

ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, ITS THE SELJUK TURKS

[@kristakapitein2906]

Ben Parker "aah"

[@tec-jones5445]

Crusade!

[@burnerBreakdown]

Lee Everett It’s the mAIN RIVALLL-

[@Gudg3]

Ahh!

[@majora748]

AH!

[@senz8152]

“Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey” “That’s world war 2”

[@vaiyt]

now I want someone to write that alternate timeline

[@user-jm3sb1wb1t]

OH NO! Turkey, you shouldn't of had! *World war 2 starts*

[@Aureus07]

Bonus round: United states vs japan!

[@biliminsrlar5752]

@@vaiyt after the defeat of Greeks in 1922 Republic of Turkey didn't stop and took Westerner Thrace and continued to push Greeks back.General Atatürk took his home city Selanik back and then they made a treaty making Turkish borders with Greece inculiding Agean islands and Thrace.Republic of Azerbajian joined to Turkey before getting invaded by USSR.Turkey joins war eariler in the side of UK in the price of UK giving Mosul city and Cyprus island back to Turkey.Republic of Turkey reaches it's Misali Milliye borders(the places where ethnic Turks lived at the time like Thrace or Northern Iraq and Batumi) and Greece Kingdom doesn't tries to invade Turkey again and they be close allies because Turkey saves them from Italy at WW2 with help of USSR and UK. That was my alternate timeline,some Turks wanted to join Axis so it could go in the other way too.

[@coloripple]

2:49 _World Peace_ SIKE! _they both get angrier_ damn that combo aged better than I'd have hoped...

[@nightmares8213]

Top 5 Favorite Jingles? 5: Communism in the Soviet Union 4: Is loving Jesus legal yet? 3: The sun is a deadly laser 2: Ever single jingle talking about China 1: time to conquer all of india (most of india)

[@chazza1537]

My favourite is, It’s the Cambrian Explosion

[@michinomiyahirohito2746]

Mine is: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Seljuk Turks

[@haposanaruan1444]

My 5 fave jingles : 5. Conquer all of India (most of India) 4. Pacific Showdown United States vs Japan. Fight! 3. China is whole again then it broke again 2. SPACE DUST, EVEN CRAZIER SPACE DUST 1. EGYPT, CHINA, INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATION, NORTHE CHICO

[@28Naufal]

It's the seljuk turks and crusade is the best chain of jingles

[@datdoglovesdogs]

2:06 ME!!! but he came back

[@rubyyates4778]

"Not anymore, there's a blanket" *_h a V E b a B I e s_* *bye bye ocean* Edit: WHAT THE- I know it's bad to thank people for likes but oh my god- Thank you!

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

*and the dinasours are gone*

[@Souly550]

*_ThAtS a HuMaN pErSoN_*

[@yoshiyolo]

I was looking for this 😂😂😂😂

[@Souly550]

*_-Guess what happens next-_*

[@eldritchskye2608]

lmao

[@KhKh-bg9wz]

1:01 "Now the phoenicians can get down to business" "And they believe in god"

[@Peasnap]

It’s the *PERSIAN EMPIRE~*

[@Peasnap]

TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDAAAA

[@Peasnap]

Er- MOST OF INDIAAA

[@Elmobakar]

@@Peasnap _merchants, probably._

[@maxthegladiator5548]

@Interesting Bastard heyyyyyy

[@ObsernMarioBros]

“THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER” never gets old.

[@iloveipodzeke12andqu]

*It's the Seljuk Turks* _aah_

[@kiwi_sodas]

The sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now....

[@Quizer9O8]

Crusade!!!

[@yunglemonakis]

@@Quizer9O8 they did many crusades, some of witch almost didn't fail

[@rigby8026]

but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals.

[@saw9413]

1:52

[@jj_stuff2529]

My favorite quotes: “The sun is a deadly laser” “Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!” “China is whole again” “Then it broke again” “Hello Mississippi!”

[@goddamnpavuk9521]

MING

[@samuaghahag]

"Time to conquer all of india. Or most of india" was a good one 2

[@jj_stuff2529]

HerraTomaatti Oh yeah! I forgot to include that one... 😂

[@LordKnt]

It's a bird It's a plane IT'S THE SELJUK TURKS

[@gbkgames2087]

Heeey

[@CaptainGancena]

“how did this happen?” is not only a mood, but a question I sincerely constantly ask myself regarding a lot of things. Including world/human history itself.

[@scubasteve6175]

Regardless of how it went we'd for sure be asking the same question

[@anotherwofartist5895]

Quarks and stuff is the obvious answer

[@arandomsupra]

So, these green things in the ground are alive, and we have extremely tiny walking things that move by themselves but arent alive or dead

[@littlevirus3562]

Me, reaction to the class clown which 99% of the class was sure he wasn't gonna pass, passed: HOW DOD THIS HAPPENED?

[@MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx]

Human behaviour, especially.

[@matavastros]

“Except turkey; turkey makes a brand new turkey” *weird turkey gargling noises* 2:36

[@playtouys]

Nobody: My phone: *weather update weather update weather update weather update*

[@АлександарСредојевић-щ5о]

That's land!

[@julie-18]

The floor is no longer lava

[@Rekter]

Also my phone: *The sun is a deadly lazer-*

[@hotaruishere2133]

@Hoots DaPoof I laughed way too hard out loud at your OG comment for some reason lol

[@navilluscire2567]

Definitely should be made into a notification for weather apps.

[@jakubwagner669]

"China is whole again" "Then it broke again" *HELL YEAH*

[@sophiabui8256]

*NOW WE GOT BUSINESS*

[@yournameyourlastname4873]

*HELL YEAH*

[@gespenst0083]

Communism

[@phoenixcat2203]

Teachers be like omg so deep

[@fufiix3308]

ITS THE GOLDEN AGE OF INDIA

[@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man]

“World Peace” *SIKE* “ *they both get angrier* “

[@DeeJayFM]

The 20th century in a nutshell

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@My Self Could honestly just repeat that for 20 minutes and I’d understand everything.

[@dylancrick]

u copy cat

[@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man]

Perfect Cell oi mate I checked for other comments saying this before I commented it but then after commenting it I see another one older, can’t blame me

[@dylancrick]

@@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man fair enough

[@SacriStyle]

"Heyyy brand new road to the world" "Space dust" "Even crazier space dust" "The Mayans have figured out the stars" "Ice age"

[@sayori2819]

“Turkey turkey, Turkey makes a brand new turkey- “World war 2 starrrrts”

[@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX]

@HackerBaby r/whoosh

[@mikebather6688]

HackerBaby they were

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

@@mikebather6688 tbh it felt like they weren't like they joined WWII SO LATE like the soviets had reached Berlin once they entered the war they kinda didn't do anything

[@ahumanistpotato]

@@tiffanyhill-anding8891 Hitler killed himsel out of fear when the Turks came (ijk)

[@Nuranurr]

@@mikebather6688 no we weren't hAAA

[@jay.b.26]

“It’s the Cambrian Explosion” “No” “Why” “The sun is a deadly laser”

[@bluecheese5505]

*H A V E B A B I E S*

[@jbk0]

@@bluecheese5505 bye bye ocean

[@bluecheese5505]

JavaScript and the dinosaurs are gone.

[@KenzieAleron]

@@bluecheese5505 that's a human person.

[@bluecheese5505]

mocca200 *Ice Age*

[@vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579]

0:36 - 0:38 Your pillow in a nutshell

[@mr.0511]

N O T A N Y M O R E

[@mr.0511]

When you lay on your pillow for 0.000000000000000000000008 seconds 0:04

[@jeongyeonstolejiminsjams]

Bruh Lmao 😂

[@mattai075]

Pillow starts society

[@ultimatebabatunde]

FUCKING GENIUS

[@SneakyMeeky]

0:38 Where we started to go downhill-

[@mihhn_12]

0:29 5 y o me leaving the beach

[@akiishitster1742]

"Islamic golden age" "CHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOM"

[@daisypicasso]

Lol

[@aceman7224]

No u

[@akiishitster1742]

@@aceman7224 no u

[@friendlyauthor7435]

_its the seljurk turks_ *Ah!*

[@S3w3rSh4rk0]

yEs

[@sheep2451]

“Turkey makes a brand new turkey” “That’s world war 2” We cant let them make turkeys.

[@goldenlightning8842]

BONUS ROUND: JAPAN VS AMERICA FIGHT *bombs ahoy* Finish him! WORLD PEACE!!

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

Destroy yekurT

[@tahminakhan9979]

0:50 i love that one

[@モノガミユキ]

"Except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey" "that's world war 2" *huh*

[@Relyt2442]

This is now history.

[@Oscar-lc7bd]

"world peace" "sike" Sounds about right

[@wt2318]

*”t h e y b o t h g e t a n g r i e r”*

[@_pulstar]

_And the ocean is full of plastic_

[@itsevelynnbabez]

2:00 Why does this sound so good by itself?

[@hansthegermansoldier7550]

you right lol

[@blyat5352]

Stfú

[@Cusi48]

@@blyat5352 stfü

[@DimensiaTime]

Ram trucks

[@Hithalo]

*It sounds good because they have to find another way to India*

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

"guess what happens next?" *S O C I E T Y*

[@disgal6235]

"Ice age" "Not anymore" Well that was quick

[@herminiasworldenidfowler5134]

"Guess what happens next" "Society"

[@hardestsoft3840]

"bronze" "egypttttttttttttt"

[@blobydude420productions4]

Chinaaaaaa

[@d00mz_d4y]

Indus River Valley Civilization~

[@blobydude420productions4]

China *NEW ARRIVALS IN INDIAAAAA maybe it was those horse people i was talking about or their cousins or something* And they wrote some hymns and mantras and stuff

[@allo-wg3rr]

1:52 I love how you keep the "HAH" part

[@Berriouss]

I love it when he says hah

[@Kaheksajalg]

Crusade!

[@auritro3903]

*ITS THE SELJUK TURKS*

[@bootslime]

@@auritro3903 HAH

[@hollowsama_X]

@@Kaheksajalg hello toltecs

[@UnhingedFireball]

2:09 this slaps the most imo🔥 🔥

[@Antoni4132]

I’m the only one loves the India’s theme? 1:08 It’s really cool 👌

[@JarkaKavraizhkiYoutube]

I love it too

[@Bold_Bulma]

I love it

[@Eclipse_101]

*most of india…*

[@Corrupted_Eon]

Lol

[@y2kgothemplayer256]

@@Corrupted_Eon lol

[@Evil_01]

"China is whole again" "Then it broke again" "HELL YEAH"

[@mr.mcnuggies]

N O W W E G O T B U S I N E S S

[@mr.0511]

*Is loving J E S U S legal yet?*

[@mr.mcnuggies]

Yogurt *_M A I N R I V A L_*

[@IwilldefeatIwilldefeatJustinY]

I T S T H E G O L D E N A G E O F I N D I A

[@fairyjuggalo8368]

@@IwilldefeatIwilldefeatJustinY BARBARIANS-

[@ZeusRei]

"Ice age" "Not anymore" "Guess what happens next" "SOCIETYYY" Flawless

[@Unit-mh2sx]

0:36

[@R0Y4L_T]

Bronze

[@zombies4evadude24]

0:38

[@needleboy17]

Bronze *Egypt*

[@bensuguneri]

2:50 they did it again and it’s bigger than ever

[@CarterTarter]

0:26: “not anymore there’s a blanket” The next jingle: “have *babies* “

[@kassielthecactus2874]

First part of the next jingle: " *bYe bYE* "

[@seedypumpkin3680]

That blanket must be condom then....

[@ranger-zi2oz]

No

[@kousyuwu8111]

Lol

[@seanmindybarry6800]

Seedy Pumkin *oh frick*

[@Slappy_Fusion]

Teacher: "You can't hear words." Me: "COMMUNISM! IN THE SOVIET UNION!"

[@dhararry7929]

Why can't you hear words?

[@onuryurtsever6105]

@@dhararry7929 maybe he is deaf

[@dionemartins0212]

"The sun is a deadly lazer"

[@TheFreakyFish251]

Teacher is wrong comrade. See you on the other side @@dionemartins0212 Memento mori

[@cometcat64]

Well actually... nah I won't tell them...

[@seoul08]

“Jewish people have a place to live” “Except Turkey”

[@arandomguy7587]

That's world war two

[@vinyldash2333]

BONUS ROUND!

[@photonic4394]

*Pacific Showdown*

[@nursezatufek5716]

United States vs. Japan

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

Nurseza Tüfek FIGHT!!!

[@rubenvanderark4960]

2:49 "World Peace!" "Sike! They both get angrier!"

[@TheGenericVideoGamer]

This is literally what having a stroke but saying actual words would be like.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

No this is what having schizophrenia would be like lmao

[@CocoTheMii]

@Vice TOLUCT Depends on how old the comments are. Comment sections on old videos will often appear to have several people posting responses as new comments, but it’s actually a side effect of the G+ migration that happened a few years back.

[@Sin-pd4lw]

@Vice TOLUCT why would people go back to videos from like a decade ago and delete a comment and then reply just cuz you want them to like srsly

[@Sin-pd4lw]

@Vice TOLUCT look m8 no one cares nobody will go delete it nobody wants to through that effort

[@TheGenericVideoGamer]

@@CocoTheMii Wait, did something happen in my comments reply section?

[@froggo819]

0:18 we need a full version of “taste the sun”

[@wonderchubby]

True

[@josias2510]

We now have the sequel: "here comes the sun"

[@islu4672]

WE NEED 0:23

[@loganwilkens973]

Hiroshima

[@_marquisofaragon]

@@islu4672 Not anymore theres a blanket