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EmKay

EmKay

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@gregsmith8977
@gregsmith8977 2 жыл бұрын
I watched the entire video in one sitting. I love your content EmKay! keep up the amazing work
@captaincluck8129
@captaincluck8129 2 жыл бұрын
Did Damien really say the Hubble telescope was on earth? 🤣
@randomyoutuber4189
@randomyoutuber4189 2 жыл бұрын
He’s Gregging
@Argabo
@Argabo 2 жыл бұрын
@@captaincluck8129 Perfect for an r/facepalm video
@Geckoreo
@Geckoreo 2 жыл бұрын
im also gonna just got to finish a bit more
@gregsmith8977
@gregsmith8977 2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much for the pin EmKay!
@gabeangel8104
@gabeangel8104 2 жыл бұрын
What really made me cringe the most was seeing an arm come out of the window of the car as it was tipping over as if the person thought they were going to be able to catch it and stop the whole car from falling. I imagine somebody made a trip to the hospital following that incident
@ponyperson7513
@ponyperson7513 2 жыл бұрын
A+ for afford though
@DyslexicBee
@DyslexicBee 2 жыл бұрын
Also to be honest, I think they started falling. It’s normally just a normal reaction to put your hands out when you fall, I get the humor but I think this is a better explanation if anyone wonders
@melonlord4562
@melonlord4562 2 жыл бұрын
@@ponyperson7513 *erfrott
@zhabiboss
@zhabiboss 2 жыл бұрын
I CAN DO I- *breaks arm*
@Girafguy
@Girafguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@melonlord4562 *effort
@JayLandon64
@JayLandon64 2 жыл бұрын
Robin missed the joke about Belfast. It wasn't an 'OK, Boomer' thing. In the 70s, Belfast was basically a war zone. It was very far from calm, still, peaceful, restful.
@billybark5701
@billybark5701 Жыл бұрын
Timestamp please I forgot where that was
@billybark5701
@billybark5701 Жыл бұрын
If you remember lol
@billybark5701
@billybark5701 Жыл бұрын
Nvm I got it
@uranian-Umbra
@uranian-Umbra Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@CaleTudor
@CaleTudor 11 ай бұрын
Yep, it was, The Troubles were a nasty time for Belfast, Northern Ireland, and just that whole area in general. What made it worse was Margaret Thatcher coming into power as British Prime Minister, because she was a nasty woman to basically everyone under British rule. The Provisional I.R.A even made her top priority on their hit list.
@24DracoAmericanus
@24DracoAmericanus 2 жыл бұрын
The coyote one is just so interesting to me tho... I mean, it's not just letting her pet it, it's laying down snuggled up to her too. Like... legit curious if it was raised in a wildlife rescue or something.
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
Most wildlife creatures aren't inherently hostile. The only times they become hostile is if A) They're feeling threatened B) They're starving to the point they can't hold back anymore C) You're nearing it's young without permisson D) You panic and/or scream causing the animal to panic in return. Outside of those instances it's really rare for an animal to attack without warning and there's always a reason when they do. Animals aren't that hard to read if you take the time to know them.
@akoshorvath-risko5838
@akoshorvath-risko5838 2 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about wildlife, but maybe it was frightened? Like too scared to react
@sumfrostyice
@sumfrostyice 2 жыл бұрын
@@akoshorvath-risko5838 no, probablh not as ^^ stated. It could have been injured and needed help or it could tell the woman was loving towards it. A lot of animals tend to know emotions really well and act upon them
@TacitaSaturnia
@TacitaSaturnia 2 жыл бұрын
@@sumfrostyice As far as I recall, it was found by the roadside after being hit by a car (think it was in Mexicao), and died three days later at the vets. It was rather crushed and bloodlost, thus the bewildered look.
@sumfrostyice
@sumfrostyice 2 жыл бұрын
@@TacitaSaturnia yeah most likely
@wyatt9294
@wyatt9294 Жыл бұрын
00:10:20 Damien's laugh is so contagious omg I would absolutely adore to have an actual conversation with him, no matter how long
@damiancrowley569
@damiancrowley569 Жыл бұрын
I agree, it's actually why I stuck with this channel even though he isn't really here anymore
@LanderKoenig
@LanderKoenig Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gerardwayseyelash
@gerardwayseyelash Жыл бұрын
I'm crying 💀
@Guywithabadenglish
@Guywithabadenglish Жыл бұрын
the way this is timed hurts my brian
@koffeetechshow
@koffeetechshow Жыл бұрын
​@damiancrowley569 I think he kinda came back, and it's why I subscribed to his other channel when he first started it lmao, love his personality. Shame he doesn't post on his personal much anymore
@Doofindork
@Doofindork Жыл бұрын
The points where Damien is straight up wheezing when he laughs makes me smile every time. Bootygeg especially made me crack up. ♥
@chloskyskies4399
@chloskyskies4399 11 ай бұрын
Yeah the laughter is so contagious! Makes me break down in giggles every time
@JaySwag77
@JaySwag77 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the Hubble space telescope is not actually on earth--it's in orbit!
@huskiesandtattoos
@huskiesandtattoos 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to write this exact same thing!
@captaincluck8129
@captaincluck8129 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@justincase1898
@justincase1898 2 жыл бұрын
ooo so thats why its Space telescope... and also known as the hubble satellite... who would have put that together lol
@timothyhutagalung2219
@timothyhutagalung2219 2 жыл бұрын
@@justincase1898 Not me, that's for sure!
@Spookatz.
@Spookatz. 2 жыл бұрын
@@justincase1898 i think it was the ones who made it who did, also, put it together... during the production process.
@edschramm6757
@edschramm6757 2 жыл бұрын
i remember reading something at one point, a fast food chain made a 1/3 pound burger to compete with mc'donalds quarter pounder. it did poorly because people actually thought the quarter pounder is bigger
@davidturney2975
@davidturney2975 2 жыл бұрын
It was A & W
@Dumbdogtech
@Dumbdogtech Жыл бұрын
lol
@HunterXJacobOG
@HunterXJacobOG Жыл бұрын
I scrolled till I found someone mention this lol
@UYT-Guy
@UYT-Guy 4 ай бұрын
then they should have made a 1/5 burger to make it look bigger when its smaller
@cyan.1--
@cyan.1-- 2 жыл бұрын
6:21 that bottle didnt just spray him it perfectly bottle flipped.
@JoyOfCreativeService
@JoyOfCreativeService Жыл бұрын
I like how Damien missed the joke not once, but TWICE, because he didn't remember how BC years work
@Ang3ll0vin
@Ang3ll0vin Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of 37:55
@naiteiruakuma2261
@naiteiruakuma2261 8 ай бұрын
So i was thinking like "Wait, So if it was invented 5000bc, the meme should say people 5001 BC right?" I was So confused!
@multimedia1337
@multimedia1337 6 ай бұрын
how about at 57:57 where the bazooka on the phone case is supposed to have the four holes of the bazooka be filled in by the cameras
@itsyahomiescott3742
@itsyahomiescott3742 6 ай бұрын
First one was Robin, not Damien. 😂
@scorpionvenom9031
@scorpionvenom9031 8 ай бұрын
Remember, there are people who dont understand that 1/3 is larger than 1/4
@scphobia
@scphobia 5 ай бұрын
They skipped math class in school lmao
@cycloneentertainmentofficial
@cycloneentertainmentofficial 5 ай бұрын
thats crazyyyy
@Drian_gamer
@Drian_gamer 2 жыл бұрын
2:47 I like how the driver put out his hand out of the window to not make the car flip not knowing he's/she's not powerful enough to do that
@lalagady7527
@lalagady7527 Жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing but i genuinely think i mighty have done the same thing in that type of situation if i had no idea what else to do
@gerardwayseyelash
@gerardwayseyelash Жыл бұрын
Her arm got crushed 💀
@Athena6
@Athena6 10 ай бұрын
Right? Like you're not even supposed to try that on a dune buggy or quad cause you will 99% of the time break your arm. If you're rolling hug yourself cause it may just be you last hug
@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 2 ай бұрын
Humans have a tendency to try to catch themselves when they fall, but I'm 86% certain that wasn't their intention.
@l00naticjellyfish19
@l00naticjellyfish19 2 жыл бұрын
Let's all point and laugh at Damien when they realise that the Hubble SPACE Telescope isn't on earth, it's a satellite with a telescope in it. The joke was about the 'picture' not being real. Timestamp is 42:40
@Cristopher.C
@Cristopher.C Жыл бұрын
came looking for this comment, I was so confused xd
@radfarlander
@radfarlander Жыл бұрын
Thanks for being that guy so I didn't have to be.
@ViridianFlow
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
I was wondering if I missed a joke there because surely they must know the Hubble Telescope isn't on Earth... If they actually didn't know that that's a big oof.
@UnrebornMortuus
@UnrebornMortuus Жыл бұрын
nice name
@Ficles81125
@Ficles81125 Жыл бұрын
I was about to comment this lol
@jacqulyynw
@jacqulyynw 2 жыл бұрын
42:34 Um, the Hubble Space telescope is approximately 547km (340 mi) above the Earth and does fifteen orbits/ day it was launched in April of 1990. But that picture is not from the Hubble because it moves to fast to take pictures of Earth, it is from CGI animation by Mike Kiev.
@gamma2581
@gamma2581 2 жыл бұрын
Yes finally someone who pointed that out
@psyenz8946
@psyenz8946 2 жыл бұрын
He is literally calling us all morons for not knowing....
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 9 ай бұрын
But it’s that far out in space which is why the picture is impossible. . It’s still in earths orbit that’s the difference between Hubble and others.
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 9 ай бұрын
I think it’s also soemthing to mention that the clouds don’t not look like that on earth from space at all 😂 So it all makes no sense
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF Жыл бұрын
13:37 "Hello,I am Jack Ingof"💀💀💀
@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay
@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay Жыл бұрын
13:37😭
@bruhchannel1216
@bruhchannel1216 Жыл бұрын
5:30 "hey redditors who were delivery pepole. what was the weirdest thing you delive-" "MODS BAN HIM THIS IS A BOMB THREAT"
@swago69
@swago69 Жыл бұрын
I didnt understand what that post means
@bruhchannel1216
@bruhchannel1216 Жыл бұрын
@@swago69 i think like "hey what is the oddest thing you delivered" and by that something like "i had to deliver a whole box of dildo's"
@SuperRaijin
@SuperRaijin Жыл бұрын
Me neither, I feel stupid
@Simbartial
@Simbartial 9 ай бұрын
@@swago69so, I don’t know what the guy that thought that it was a bomb threat was thinking, but the post was asking people that were on Reddit that were or still are delivery people what was the strangest thing that they had delivered or the strangest place that they had delivered to, I hope this helped!
@gr_pefxnta
@gr_pefxnta 7 ай бұрын
op may have been trying to hide a bomb by getting existing suspicious packages and coming up with a package that wouldn't look suspicious :'))
@gayone689
@gayone689 2 жыл бұрын
Damien: *laughs* Everyone: GODDOKE!DMDIDISIDKEIs
@namelessnavnls8060
@namelessnavnls8060 2 жыл бұрын
The nerve of that one guy.. "Then don't transport patients during rush hour, have some compassion for these patients." Oh, excuse me, let me just have my heart attack at a more traffic-convenient time.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@m0vnt41n5
@m0vnt41n5 Жыл бұрын
The small percentage of people who can literally slow their own heart rate at will: "Say, that ain't such a bad idea. "
@caffiangel
@caffiangel Жыл бұрын
"Oh, sorry, it's rush hour, I'll stop dying when It's over"
@smc415
@smc415 5 ай бұрын
"Oh sorry, it's rush hour? Don't worry i will make sure to stop having stage 3 cancer when rush hour ends"
@Spiceodog
@Spiceodog 2 жыл бұрын
The jack ingof had me curdled up laughing hysterically for a few minutes
@mother_since_2009
@mother_since_2009 Жыл бұрын
What is the joke here?
@Spiceodog
@Spiceodog Жыл бұрын
@@mother_since_2009 just say the name out loud with no pause between the first name and the last
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF Жыл бұрын
Bro is Jackin-gof😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@catchara1496
@catchara1496 Жыл бұрын
Damn, you curdling?
@dextertheio2857
@dextertheio2857 Жыл бұрын
31:34 “how do you google something” GoT ME ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂
@CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
@CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui 9 ай бұрын
0:20 I actually had an umbrella way too big for me lift me off the ground briefly in high winds a few years ago.
@nathanieldonigan3659
@nathanieldonigan3659 2 жыл бұрын
Best moment: 11:40 "I'm not sure Disney fully understands what a pirate is. But they didn't say anything about a BAD pirate, *YARGH*"
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 2 жыл бұрын
That's because they were referring to Jake and his crew as good pirates. Pull your head out of your ass and get your mind out of the gutter! I'm talking to you too, Damien!
@hero_bs__ig
@hero_bs__ig 2 жыл бұрын
6:21 you can tell that the cameraman was dying of laughter from the shaking of the cam
@furjig
@furjig Жыл бұрын
I mean, at least he did a successful accidental bottle flip
@froggychair7407
@froggychair7407 2 жыл бұрын
4:03 when damien said "you holdin pee pee son" i lost my shit and scared my cat off my lap with silent laughter
@theworldoflivvy3150
@theworldoflivvy3150 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wonder what cats think when we suddenly start laughing I mean to them we're just involuntarily convulsing while making strange noises
@mrmagoo.3678
@mrmagoo.3678 Жыл бұрын
11:19 THAT IS THE FLATTEST CAT I'VE EVER SEEN!.. somebody get it some Food..QUICK!
@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay
@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay Жыл бұрын
Now I'm sad
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 9 ай бұрын
The "PEZ" killed me. - a pharmacy tech (human pill-identifier)
@Minor433
@Minor433 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I've said it before but I'll say it again: Damien's laugh is one of the most precious things on this planet and I'll die on this hill
@chloe._.8110
@chloe._.8110 2 жыл бұрын
11:08 fun fact! My grandma and grandpa are number neighbors
@moditorplayz
@moditorplayz 2 жыл бұрын
That madlad that tricked someone to name their baby "jack ingof"
@kirara2516
@kirara2516 Жыл бұрын
14:01 so if I remember right, this kind-hearted old man was feeding the homeless in Lake Eola (Eeyollah) park, which is one of the main public gatherings in Orlando. They hold 4th of July events, concerts, etc. There's a massive fountain in the middle, its a beautiful place. I think it covers an entire city block at least? I digress, anyway, he was told he couldn't feed the homeless because it was creating a nuisance and disturbing the public. Even though there are place to eat and food venders there selling food to people to eat at the park. It's the exact same thing, only it's free because homeless can't afford a $6 hotdog. The city was just being cold and cruel.
@Maddie_sins
@Maddie_sins 11 ай бұрын
9:30 I actually know that kid. That is my younger cousin's friend. My cousin had a birthday party at the bowling alley, except this kid, (Ill call him "Kid" for privacy reasons) is special needs, idk what it is exactly but I believe his hip and leg are paralyzed on his right side, so it was unsafe for him to bowl, so they downloaded an app for him to make him feel included. I think this belongs in r/wholesome instead lol
@BigGrabowski
@BigGrabowski 2 жыл бұрын
For "is Ebola a country?", they did almost have it. It comes from the name of the village where the first case was discovered.
@Dumbhare
@Dumbhare Жыл бұрын
Didn't know that, thank you.
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 9 ай бұрын
Still not a country but I guess it’s a place
@dashingclasher
@dashingclasher 2 жыл бұрын
2:57 Damien's laugh is a message from God. It's a good one too.
@forg___
@forg___ 2 жыл бұрын
especially at 3:04, legit the best thing i've heard
@nonsuspiciouscolour
@nonsuspiciouscolour 2 жыл бұрын
@@forg___ bro its the same moment
@12isthemostimportantnumber
@12isthemostimportantnumber 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, don't forget 10:16. That is golden.
@Ver0Epsilon
@Ver0Epsilon 2 жыл бұрын
@@forg___ goofy ah laugh
@calebyoder4274
@calebyoder4274 2 жыл бұрын
Me after watching a R/Ihadastronke vid
@The_D_Max
@The_D_Max 2 жыл бұрын
Finally another facepalm compilation, now I can feel better about myself
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
So you need videos on the internet to feel better about your sad pathetic falling apart life? Same.
@Pringleworm
@Pringleworm 2 жыл бұрын
Fair
@DaRealBruner
@DaRealBruner Жыл бұрын
2:46 bro not only manages to flip his car over completely, but he really sticks is arm out the window like he's gonna prop that thing up.
@scotthewitt258
@scotthewitt258 Жыл бұрын
The best part of the guy flipping the white car on its side in the carport was him sticking his arm out the window, trying to stop the flip...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Skorpys365
@Skorpys365 2 жыл бұрын
This video both made me forget my physical pain and experience a mental one instead, wondering how people managed to duck things up so well. (While reminding myself of all the guano stupid things I've done myself)
@BowelSyndrome
@BowelSyndrome 2 жыл бұрын
20:27 The worst part about it is that even if it wasn't online, blind people can't read sign language _either way._
@Cytorb
@Cytorb Жыл бұрын
Yeah duh cause they cant see this deserves to be in a facepalm
@BowelSyndrome
@BowelSyndrome Жыл бұрын
@@Cytorb you're right. Your reply DOES deserve to be in a facepalm.
@Cytorb
@Cytorb Жыл бұрын
@@BowelSyndrome ok i was exagerrating the facepalmmpart but i dont get why the fact that that they cant see it either way makes it worse because they cant see screens because theyre blind so why does it make it worse?
@Cytorb
@Cytorb Жыл бұрын
Also im sorry for improper grammar spelling mistakes etc english is not my first language and my hand is really bad at typing
@BowelSyndrome
@BowelSyndrome Жыл бұрын
@@Cytorb ok, so they posted sign language online, which, in itself, blind people can’t see what’s on the screen, and even then, the combinations to the words in sign language aren’t clear. They’re all clumped together. Secondly, even if they used sign language in real life, they STILL wouldn’t be able to see the sign language. Sign language is used *mainly* for people who are hard of hearing. I haven’t done much research into the language, but I can tell that blind people wouldn’t find it useful. I believe Braille is what most blind people use as a way of telling what is infront of them.
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
0:20 I’m left wondering where they got the stock image of a small child holding an umbrella in one hand with the other hand in a cast
@skellington8090
@skellington8090 Жыл бұрын
40:33 Okay, this is kinda off topic, but…. Who else thinks that this picture of Cuphead and the Devil is absolutely wholesome? They’re not at each other’s throats or battling to the death…. They’re just chilling together and having a fun time playing video games!
@luchalegend2185
@luchalegend2185 2 жыл бұрын
6:48 for those who want to know the story, there is a documentary on netflix called “behind the curve”. One scene includes an interview with a flat earther named bob knodel who talks about an experiment he did where someone purchased for him a ring laser gyroscope. The experiment was to disprove earth rotation and if there was rotation, the gyroscope would measure a 15 degree per hour drift. 360 degrees a day. It proved that the earth was rotating. It happened twice. There was a scene some time later where it shows bob talking to some buddies on how if that info got out, they would be in trouble. And yeah the gyroscope was $20,000
@fox-anonymous3387
@fox-anonymous3387 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t you love it when Damien starts sounding like a broken car engine? Because I do, it’s contagious as hell.
@MrMaka123456789
@MrMaka123456789 2 жыл бұрын
25:49 Ahh yeah Belfast in the 70's, so peaceful, aside from The Troubles and people killing each other . . .
@MalcolmIIofCaledonia
@MalcolmIIofCaledonia 8 ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
41:34 I assume this is referring to Virgin America, an airline that was bought by Alaska Airlines in 2018.
@user-zx5kl2mm8d
@user-zx5kl2mm8d 6 ай бұрын
1:01:34 the Russian Space Agency is called 'Ros Cosmos', JAXA is correct, so it ESA, and NASA, but RASA is not correct, I could not find any info on Ros Cosmos being called RASA
@durpydino1074
@durpydino1074 2 жыл бұрын
I've said it once and I'll say it again, when Damien is on this sub, he's happy as a clown, but when Robin's on this sub, all hell breaks loose.
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 ай бұрын
Definitely true.
@maryleethefox8642
@maryleethefox8642 2 жыл бұрын
When I worked at a Dollar General a lady came in looking for number stickers, she was confused why they only had the numbers for 0-9 because she need stickers up to 20. She then asked if we had stickers with backwards numbers so she can take pictures of them, there is a camera on the back of the phone. She was also looking for a hole puncher so she could attach the STICKERS to a piece of poster board, I made my coworker deal with her after that.
@gabriellashimone6546
@gabriellashimone6546 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BloodyMobile
@BloodyMobile 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I could never deal with such people, my brain would shut down from feeling insulted for having to process that...
@maryleethefox8642
@maryleethefox8642 2 жыл бұрын
@@BloodyMobile I was getting paid $7.25 at that job so it wasn't worth it. I'm getting $15 at my current job but still almost quit after an argument with a lady who can't read coupons.
@BloodyMobile
@BloodyMobile 2 жыл бұрын
@@maryleethefox8642 I wouldn't be willing to lose braincells over stuff like that until the pay is 3 digits / hour. I value the few I have left after years of internet and society.
@RobinMoreOrLess
@RobinMoreOrLess Жыл бұрын
LOL I'd have suggested stapling/gluing the stickers face down to make em' backwards, then coloring them since the backsides are white. Could have sold her a stapler, glue, and markers too. The stupidity tax is real.
@wadecollins9444
@wadecollins9444 2 жыл бұрын
42:46 its funny because the hubble space telescope is infact in space
@Eta_Hoyimi
@Eta_Hoyimi Жыл бұрын
I love the dude trying to flip his car back the other way at the last second with his fucking hand. Guy was like "Nah, i can fix this!"
@brunothebat4122
@brunothebat4122 Жыл бұрын
1:02 Random person: It's called an album Me: *confused screeching as I wanted to do the same things as the singer* For context, it shows how I am not really smart in technical terms and REALLY need proper guidance on how to do it, so I can't really do it. I would be asking technical term, and not literal.
@Validole
@Validole 2 жыл бұрын
42:39 You played yourself... Although pretty dang sure that image is NOT taken by the HST (Hubble Space Telescope), that would be like trying to photograph a beach ball with a telephoto lens... From 30 cm away (that's a metric foot, btw)
@eliteentity8429
@eliteentity8429 Жыл бұрын
Also the hubble is in space not on earth
@radfarlander
@radfarlander Жыл бұрын
And the Hubble points *away* from the Earth.
@ViridianFlow
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
Metric foot made me way madder than it should have lol
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 2 жыл бұрын
I never watched your smaller videos just because they were like 10 odd minutes long and that's not enough EmKay time for a single video. These mega-comps are exactly the kind of thing that puts a smile on my face
@ghostrider4109
@ghostrider4109 2 жыл бұрын
6:32 “you’re like a car crash in slow motion. It’s like I’m watching you fly through a windshield”
@tulsipa7092
@tulsipa7092 Жыл бұрын
"WOOO! Free crap let's go get some free crap!"
@tieflingcorpse9817
@tieflingcorpse9817 4 ай бұрын
2:46 its easy to miss but i love the guy sticking his hand out the window like he's gonna catch the car. bro thought he was strong enough to stop the car from falling lmao
@artCharles
@artCharles Жыл бұрын
Okay, I feel dumb, but what exactly makes 20:14 a facepalm? Is it the fact that it was a Playmobil movie being made in the first place, or am I just missing something?
@PookieBeawh
@PookieBeawh Жыл бұрын
They used 75 mil USD and made 600k something back, which is horrible
@artCharles
@artCharles Жыл бұрын
@@PookieBeawh I get that, I'm just not sure what the facepalm part is. Is not making the budget back a facepalm?
@DrierLocket7477
@DrierLocket7477 Жыл бұрын
​@@artCharlesit was a massive flop for the studio that made it Also being a shitty Lego movie "ripoff"
@vroom7704
@vroom7704 2 жыл бұрын
8:16 Every other narrator: oh please forgive me for my mispronounciation of this word. Im so stupid, have mercy on me. Damien: I know I said it wrong, and I don't care. Cope.
@skoopdewoop
@skoopdewoop 2 жыл бұрын
2:17 Lexi actually explained this one on another video, a guy comes in with some pins for the bumps (if requested) and sticks them where they are supposed to go. Thank you for your random workplace knowledge, Lexi.
@killahbee2269
@killahbee2269 2 жыл бұрын
“You know the Hubble telescope is on earth right? Moron.” Now this could be a satirical joke that I’m not understanding, but the Hubble telescope is not on earth, but in fact orbiting it. It’s not far enough away to take this picture (and that’s not how the earth looks from space anyways) but it’s definitely not on earth.
@dabestgrimmreaper4
@dabestgrimmreaper4 2 жыл бұрын
He probably saw observatory and forgot it included space in the name... then again i too would consider orbit as on earth and would just clarify as such since in all technicality you could orbit the earth and still be on it considering an electric car could still run at the same orbit as the hubble provided you dissipated the heat from the battery and you didn't need to breathe for any reason...so provided you're in a vehicle of any sort that can run without air for a short period then you too are orbiting earth.....temporarily. Also if someone tries to say you have to be able to turn off the acceleration to be in orbit then make a vacuum freeway, drive a tesla to the middle and while it's still in motion turn off the car, you too will orbit earth while on it, or just let off the gas on a freeway...im sure you've let off the gas on a freeway in your lifetime and if you haven't then try commenting on this afterwards, btw dying and letting your foot off because you're dead counts as still letting off the gas, better get the railway stake gun. If i find someone on the news that died due to acceleration on a freeway with a railway spike through their foot im laughing at them, fair warning.
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 9 ай бұрын
Yeah since it’s still in earths orbit it’s not really in outer outer space. So it is kinda still on earth.
@elizabethpruitt5808
@elizabethpruitt5808 Жыл бұрын
Bro 11:45 put down a beer i think 😂😂
@pc_watr_1
@pc_watr_1 Жыл бұрын
41:00, there is actually more to the story. When the robbers left for the first time after being told to come back in an hour and they did, the owner called the police in an area they can't see or hear him. The police didn't believe him. He tolled the two to come back in an hour again (for a reason I forget) , and they came back, he called the police again and they believed him. He then told the robbers to come back in another two hours, and when they did, the police were there and he got arrested. (That may not be the exact story, but it was something similar)
@carlphilippgaebler5704
@carlphilippgaebler5704 2 жыл бұрын
4:18 Lmao, a lot of people forget that 1/3 is MORE than 1/4. This is hilarious
@Aizelav
@Aizelav 2 жыл бұрын
30:45 the braille says “hot surface do not touch” literally like bruh
@reckermatouvc
@reckermatouvc 2 жыл бұрын
10:11 - 10:27 made me laugh the most I've had in the last few months.
@augustleded
@augustleded Жыл бұрын
3:55 i even love how if it actually *were* sunbleached, the label wouldve gone white 💀
@Jazzy_does_things
@Jazzy_does_things Жыл бұрын
“I’m boutta game theory your entire world” One of my favorite quotes now
@gabrielmartez3269
@gabrielmartez3269 2 жыл бұрын
Also For you who need the timestamps start 0:00 end 1:06:34
@MicroMarck
@MicroMarck 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks I was looking for those parts for hours
@cloudedarctrooper
@cloudedarctrooper 2 жыл бұрын
9:30 I think that kid's right wrist might be broken.
@pangaea47old
@pangaea47old 2 жыл бұрын
the true facepalm
@allenparker2113
@allenparker2113 Жыл бұрын
10:47 no no that post is technically right it no petS as in plural and there’s only a cat
@marble17
@marble17 10 ай бұрын
22:36 pass what? Pass away? Better start to say RIP
@srjsamsam
@srjsamsam 2 жыл бұрын
9:00 they're forgetting about all the ice that's on land lol
@psyenz8946
@psyenz8946 2 жыл бұрын
Ya I'm confused, I already thought Kevin Costner cleared this one up for us.
@Fifasher2K
@Fifasher2K Жыл бұрын
And ocean is salty.
@Caseys_jeep_that_could
@Caseys_jeep_that_could 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but smile at the "when was flooring invented" post, the year before 5000 B.C. would be 5001 B.C. not 4999 B.C. 😂
@Astarohath
@Astarohath 2 жыл бұрын
had to scroll way too long to find someone who realised that
@6ame0ver41
@6ame0ver41 2 жыл бұрын
@@Astarohath same
@olympuskatt
@olympuskatt 2 жыл бұрын
finally i find someone who noticed omfg
@druarmstrong8334
@druarmstrong8334 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@lucastidwell282
@lucastidwell282 2 жыл бұрын
Finally another intelligent being lmao
@johnhardman28
@johnhardman28 2 жыл бұрын
0:21 the fact that that is fortnight and not mary poppin makes me sad
@clion520
@clion520 2 жыл бұрын
Lol had to scroll so far to see someone mention Mary Poppins
@matthewjrw6218
@matthewjrw6218 Жыл бұрын
Yea
@matthewjrw6218
@matthewjrw6218 Жыл бұрын
​@@clion520 not you
@CourierCat-isGod
@CourierCat-isGod Жыл бұрын
those dumbasses gotta blame videogames somehow
@joecraft9098
@joecraft9098 Жыл бұрын
19:47 if you dont ejaculate in you're life than you are more susceptible to Testicular Cancer.
@itsyahomiescott3742
@itsyahomiescott3742 6 ай бұрын
*Your. Also ejaculating has nothing to do with testicular cancer.
@archfiend3487
@archfiend3487 Жыл бұрын
0:35 Damien has the perfect voice for this part
@jackorchard8563
@jackorchard8563 2 жыл бұрын
2:49 bro tried to stop the car from tipping with his hand 😂
@luigimario2993
@luigimario2993 2 жыл бұрын
3:21 For those who didn't know why he was putting it in the cassette player.
@gerardwayseyelash
@gerardwayseyelash Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@KeylebLovesPiano
@KeylebLovesPiano 2 жыл бұрын
8:21 "pete bootygay" 😎😎
@Felix-rs3eb
@Felix-rs3eb Жыл бұрын
14:57 everyone Goes hard on that song
@ririlub
@ririlub 7 ай бұрын
2:57 Damien's little wheeze session and that giggle 😂
@covenof2
@covenof2 Жыл бұрын
I have learned by now that when people answer the "why not just print more money?" question with "that's not how it works" instead of explaining WHY that's not a solution, it's because they don't actually know how it works either. I also think her follow up question shows that she's genuinely trying to learn because it sounds to me like she's referring to the fact that we *do* print money. It's not a natural resource; we *do* make it. So, having not been given an explanation of why printing more doesn't work, she's genuinely trying to figure out. OP is hating on her for being 17 and not knowing, but he's presumably at least a decade older and can't fucking explain it to her.
@RobinMoreOrLess
@RobinMoreOrLess Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@scotthewitt258
@scotthewitt258 Жыл бұрын
Why it doesn't work is because printing more money is just diluting the supply of fiat. Money used to be based on species, like gold and silver. A $20 double eagle was WORTH $20, because it contained one ounce of gold, which was valued at $20. Fiat money has no intrinsic value, other than "we say it is worth something". Fiat is quickly not worth the "paper" it is printed on, if you keep just printing more, with nothing of value to back it up.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Жыл бұрын
I mean, you may be right. But there's also the possibility that he just can't be bothered anymore. Like, the information is out there, if someone wants to learn. Google knows. But to explain complicated things to everyone, in person and individually, is just not decent time-management. Sprinkle in the factor of how likely the lesson is to take and he prolly made the right choice. Besides, "That's not how this works," is kinda a line.
@ceu160193
@ceu160193 11 ай бұрын
Because it's quite long explanation, that just because you print more money, it doesn't increase amount of product available, this making economy worse, as you end up with inflation due to more money per same amount of goods.
@ze-dude2192
@ze-dude2192 6 ай бұрын
I actually took a good economics class. Short answer: printing more money would make each dollar worth less. That makes your minimum wage even worse.
@blipbo0p65
@blipbo0p65 2 жыл бұрын
27:27 As a British citizen, I can confirm that we measure our prices in weight
@Terratetradon
@Terratetradon 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 exactly. They scrolled down to make it look bad
@williansnobre
@williansnobre Жыл бұрын
19:38 that part of the bible is way weirder than "masturbation bad". It is about a guy having to impregnate his brother's widow and how by resorting the good out "pulling out" maneuver he angered God and was killed fo it. But the thing was more about continuing the family line, disputes of inheritance and weird traditions and not about fapping.
@CitrineGamer-1
@CitrineGamer-1 Жыл бұрын
31:45 In the Myths Thor is known to eat two whole goats, Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr, everyday. (The same goats pull his chariot and are resurrected everyday)
@yoface2537
@yoface2537 2 жыл бұрын
6:56 honestly the education system is so bad that some of us might actually be benefited when no longer hindered by the slow progress of others and be able to study on our own without the distraction of others
@anomalytm05
@anomalytm05 10 ай бұрын
Yeah... the average will still go down.
@Gamemaster-64
@Gamemaster-64 2 жыл бұрын
4:28 and this is why the 1/3 pound burger failed.
@grassery-the-real-one
@grassery-the-real-one 4 ай бұрын
2:47 I find it really funny that the guy also tries to stop the car with his hand 😂
@FarthestObserver
@FarthestObserver Жыл бұрын
39:20 the insurance laws are there to fight against Insurance fraud. While it is sad that she has charges against her for doing something in good will, the laws are in place so nobody can escape the system... Essentially, my mood towards this worsened, I thought there was justification, there isn't. Insurence companies suck (the life out of you).
@clumpofdirt1193
@clumpofdirt1193 Жыл бұрын
i know the reasoning behind the ROAR one!! my school has this and it is Responsibility Oppurtunity Attitude Respect. they were giving examples for the core concepts. still a massive face palm tho lol
@stellamariss3335
@stellamariss3335 9 ай бұрын
Fr we had a saying in our school too but we made the letters match the first word… like it should 😂
@mickeyBtsv
@mickeyBtsv 2 жыл бұрын
Did Damien really say the Hubble Telescope was on earth?
@psyenz8946
@psyenz8946 2 жыл бұрын
And that's Robin but who cares really, editor didn't...
@ViridianFlow
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's one of those great r/facepalm facepalms. They don't happen too often but when they do it's great.
@tresicatation2141
@tresicatation2141 2 жыл бұрын
38:07 BRUH, I CAUGHT A FACEPALM, IT SAYS 4999 BC BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 5001 BC, I CAUGHT A NON INTENDED FACEPALM IN THE FACEPALM.
@alexs.5871
@alexs.5871 2 жыл бұрын
does the same thing again like 1 hour in, lol. About posts that already landed on r/facepalm and got upvoted. Idk how 'negative number get smaller when closer to 0' is such a difficult concept to grasp.
@sophiebaker3907
@sophiebaker3907 Жыл бұрын
22:18 someone who likes their steak well-done wrote that
@frogboi-jp9hj
@frogboi-jp9hj 6 ай бұрын
3:00 i have never heard someone laugh like this😂 bro really said 🫖🫖🫖🫖🐿🐿
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 жыл бұрын
Damien will always be the best narrator. Change my mind.
@Johnballberriess
@Johnballberriess 2 жыл бұрын
Robins better
@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075
@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075 2 жыл бұрын
11:00 To the people who made this post, Who said atheist worship satan? did you guys really think if we don't believe in Christianity we only worship satan?
@geothefox57
@geothefox57 7 ай бұрын
That's what I'm saying!
@StephenDurnan
@StephenDurnan 6 ай бұрын
The whole point of being an atheist is that we don't believe in stuff like that
@geothefox57
@geothefox57 6 ай бұрын
@@StephenDurnan YAS
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 2 жыл бұрын
I love Damien so much. His laugh kills me, man
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
1:00:35 If I had to guess, I would say that it was there for debugging during the creation of the website, and the person or team that created the website forgot to take it out.
@dragonslaying631
@dragonslaying631 4 ай бұрын
2:47 The way he stuck his hand out the window like he tried to stop it lmao
@jaythewolf7216
@jaythewolf7216 2 жыл бұрын
6:34 epic bottle flip you don't want. lol
@hajaracing5913
@hajaracing5913 2 жыл бұрын
6:15 had me cracing so bad. Just the way it lands and all that
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